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2x04 - The Po Who Cried Ghost
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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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The menacing figure
crept closer, closer...
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he loomed over his helpless victims
as they suddenly realized...
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he had highly contagious
flu symptoms!
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No! No!
Nooo!
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[laughing]
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I knew that would get 'em.
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- Right... anyone else?
- How 'bout you, Po?
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- Know any scary stories?
- Do I?
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[ominous laugh]
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Yeah.
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Prepare yourselves for
the incredible true story
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of the Jiang Shi:
The hopping ghosts!
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Every year, we honor our departed
ancestors at the ghost festival.
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When the proper respect is not paid,
the dead can turn nasty.
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The undead corpse
transforms into a Jiang Shi
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and prowls the Earth,
lusting after the blood
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and brains of the living.
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Stiff from being dead and junk,
they're forced to hop around
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in a hideous, un-bendy fashion.
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Possessing creepy powers,
they can fly through the air,
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walk through walls, or freeze you
with their horrible death breath.
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And their next victim...
could be you!
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That's terrifying, Po...
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...if I was four.
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All: [laughing]
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Good one!
Good one, Tiger.
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What's terrifying is
that you actually remember
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all that randomness.
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You don't really believe
all those old stories, do you?
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Uh, yes.
Guys, ghosts are real.
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That's why I've read about every
ghost scroll in the library.
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No one likes a ghost
smarty-pants, Po.
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Perhaps, but if we ever
run into a hopping ghost,
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you won't know what
to do, and I will...
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Ahh!
Ugh! Oof!
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Finally, someone who knows his ghosts.
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Tell these non-believers the stories
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about the throttling and
the choking and the hurting.
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As you said, Po, stories.
There are no such things as ghosts.
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Do the ghosts know that?
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But in spite of the facts,
many people do believe.
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For instance, we just received
a report from the countryside of...
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strange apparitions.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Strange apparitions?
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[thunder rumbles]
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Strange apparitions.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Strange apparitions?
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[thunder rumbles]
[whimpers]
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Po. Some residents actually
claim they've seen the Jiang Shi.
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As head of the Jade Palace,
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I must investigate
these reports personally.
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Even if they are utter nonsense.
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Nonsense? Uh... hate to disagree,
but I'm kind of an expert.
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Which is why you're going with me.
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Ahh!
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Love to.
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[nervous chuckle]
Oh, oh, look at the time.
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I was supposed to visit my Dad...
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in Mongolia...
for a week.
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- You're going, and that's final.
- Heh, master Shifu, let's...
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let's not rush into anything here.
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I mean, if you get
bitten by a Jiang Shi,
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you gradually become one of them.
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- It's like my biggest fear.
- I'm sure you'll deal with it.
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After all, you a the
fearless Dragon Warrior.
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[nervous chuckle]
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La-la-la
scary trees
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la-la-la
deserted road
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la-la-la
scared to death
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la-la-la-la-la
panicky sweat
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Join in any time, master Shifu.
Sixth verse, same as the first:
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-
la-la-la scary trees...
- Po!
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You can stop singing now.
We're here.
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- Thankfully.
- Oh.
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Heh. Doesn't look so bad.
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- Uh, where exactly is "here"?
- The valley of peace cemetery.
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Gah!
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Nice... head-stonage.
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Wait here. I'll go
find out who's in charge.
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- Sure you don't need my help?
- I'm fine.
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'Cause I'm pretty
good at finding people
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- who are in charge of stuff.
- I'll be fine. Thank you.
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The thing is, if a ghost gets me,
I kind of need my brain.
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No, too easy.
I'll be right back.
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- If you really need me, just shout.
- Okay.
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Shifu!
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- Yes?
- Just testing.
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Go sit down, Dragon Warrior.
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Right. Sitting.
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[nervous chuckle]
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Hello? Dead guys?
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Just gonna sit here.
Not cause any trouble.
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And, uh, for the record,
my brains taste terrible.
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Haven't shampooed them in weeks.
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[nervous chuckle]
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Pull it together, Po.
You heard Shifu.
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There's no such thing as ghosts.
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Huh?
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[high-pitched moaning]
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Shi-shi-shi...
[wheezy breath]
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Shif!
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Shifu! Shifu!
Oh, Shifu! Shifu!
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Shifu!
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Hopping ghost!
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Po, that's not a ghost.
That's the undertaker.
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And that explains the death reek.
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I'm so sorry I scared
you, young fellow.
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I-I was reaching for my shovel.
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Our apologies, sir.
We're from the Jade Palace.
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The Jade Palace?
Oh, how nice.
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- You must stay for tea.
- No time, nice old guy.
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We're here to investigate...
strange apparitions.
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[thunder rumbles]
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- Seriously?
- You mean, like this?
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Ahh!
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Uh, uh... exactly.
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[laughing]
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Don't be such a silly.
It's only a mask.
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A mask?
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I'm afraid the local kids
have been playing pranks
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in my graveyard. Now
everyone thinks we're haunted.
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- Pranks?
- Pranks, of course.
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See, Po, I told you...
there are no ghosts.
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Huh.
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Yeah, okay.
I may have overreacted.
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In a completely understandable way.
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[thunder rumbles]
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Guess we ought to hit the
road before the... rain.
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You're too kind. We'll be
glad to stay. Won't we, Po?
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[chuckling]
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Long as there aren't any "masks".
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[laughing]
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I kid.
New panda now.
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Totally cured.
Not afraid of anything.
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Still...
sleeping in a coffin's kind of...
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Coffins aren't much for comfort,
but I rarely get any complaints.
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[laughing]
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You see what I did there?
[laughing]
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- Ha, ha. Yeah, good one.
- Excellent, well, good night, Po.
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Sleep tight.
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[gulpi] Oh, I'll...
I'll sleep tight, all right.
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That's how I does my sleeping.
Tight.
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With relatively little fear.
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[howling noises]
Ahh!
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Undead howling!
Ahh!
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Relax, Po, it's just the wind.
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Stupid wind. It's not ghosts.
There are no ghosts.
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There are no ghosts.
There are no... lights.
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[match sizzling]
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Phew, that's better.
[chuckling]
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Get a hold of yourself, Dragon Warrior.
Just, uh, walk it off.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Huh?
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[sniffing]
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Ugh, note to self: Bathe more.
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[hissing]
Ahh!
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Heh, heh, nice mask, Shifu,
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but you're wasting your
time with your little test.
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Why isn't this mask coming off?
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[hissing]
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Uh...
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Master... Shifu?
[gulps]
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[hissing]
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Hopping ghost!
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[hissing]
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Uh... uh...
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[fighting grunts]
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[growling]
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Cool.
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[fighting grunts]
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Oof!
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Ha, ha!
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Ahh!
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[yelping]
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[whimpering]
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Yes!
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Gotcha!
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Not so tough without
your body, now are you?
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[hissing]
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Ahh! Death...
breath.
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[moaning]
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[hissing]
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Po. Po!
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- Po!
- Aah!
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Po, did you borrow my loof again?
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Ahh, master Shifu!
Fangs, claws, death breath!
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Well, more like "pass out" breath,
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but still...
it's a hopping ghost!
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A hopping ghost?
That's impossible.
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[sighs]
There's no one here but you.
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- You must've been dreaming.
- But I saw it!
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It was gonna feast on my brains,
but I knocked its head off.
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- You mean this head?
- Aah!
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Another mask?
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Pack your things. We're
going home immediately.
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Gladly...
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Oh...
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Your behavior's an
embarrassment to the Jade Palace.
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When we get back, you and I are
going to have a serious talk.
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Yes, sir.
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[shuddering]
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Po, Monkey and I wanted you
to know that we believe you.
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And we'll do anything we can to help.
Put 'er there, pal.
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Aw, thanks, guys.
That means a lot... aah!
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Both: [laughing]
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It's a carved potato.
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Both: [laughing]
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Po, Po, get in here at once.
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[groans]
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Before you start, I just
wanna say you're right.
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I've been acting like
a scared little kid.
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- Po...
- Let me finish.
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I'm done with the whole ghost thing.
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from now on,
I'll be rational, fearless.
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You're not gonna hear any more
terrified shrieks out of me.
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I wouldn't be too sure about that.
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Aah!
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You were right all along.
They must've followed us back here.
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Both: [hissing]
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[hissing]
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Ugh!
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Oh!
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- Po!
- Master Shifu!
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No! Oof!
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[groaning]
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- Po?
- Where's Shifu?
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He's been kidnapped
by hopping ghosts.
253
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They flew through the air and
then jumped through that mirror.
254
00:13:12,983 --> 00:13:14,582
Like this!
255
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:15,683
Oof!
256
00:13:17,253 --> 00:13:19,554
[thud]
Oof!
257
00:13:20,523 --> 00:13:22,223
[thud]
Oof!
258
00:13:22,225 --> 00:13:26,394
Shifu is gone, and there
was definitely a struggle here.
259
00:13:26,396 --> 00:13:28,229
Guys, you have to believe me.
260
00:13:28,231 --> 00:13:30,065
Shifu's in big trouble
if we don't find him.
261
00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:33,001
And I think I know
where to start looking.
262
00:13:37,039 --> 00:13:38,606
You're sure you're
not getting back at us
263
00:13:38,608 --> 00:13:40,775
- for the potato hand?
- Trust me, guys.
264
00:13:40,777 --> 00:13:44,112
This is where the ghosts hang out.
I know, I saw them.
265
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,313
Well, you keep saying that,
266
00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,549
- ut it's a lot to believe.
- Yeah.
267
00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:49,784
What did these ghosts even look like?
268
00:13:49,786 --> 00:13:51,953
They were all shriveled
and icky and decay-y.
269
00:13:51,955 --> 00:13:52,954
Both: [gasping]
270
00:13:52,956 --> 00:13:54,823
I know. It's terrifying.
271
00:13:54,825 --> 00:13:57,025
Plus, they make horrible
sounds in their mouth holes.
272
00:13:57,027 --> 00:13:57,992
Both: Aah!
273
00:13:57,994 --> 00:14:00,628
No, it's more like..."argh!"
274
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:01,763
Both: Aah!
275
00:14:01,765 --> 00:14:04,065
Still not getting it.
It's a "back of the throat" thing.
276
00:14:04,067 --> 00:14:07,902
Try to put it right...
aah!
277
00:14:07,904 --> 00:14:11,473
Definitely a "back of the throat" thing.
278
00:14:11,475 --> 00:14:15,143
See, I told you.
I told you I was right.
279
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,845
Right, not really the time to gloat.
280
00:14:16,847 --> 00:14:19,080
- Let's get out of here!
- All: Aah!
281
00:14:20,116 --> 00:14:22,784
It's okay.
It's the nice old undertaker guy.
282
00:14:22,786 --> 00:14:25,787
- Am I glad to see you.
- I know. It wasn't pranks.
283
00:14:25,789 --> 00:14:27,522
The ghosts are real.
This is bad.
284
00:14:27,524 --> 00:14:29,691
You don't know the half of it.
285
00:14:29,693 --> 00:14:32,660
[ominous laugh]
286
00:14:32,662 --> 00:14:34,662
Uh, Po, who's your friend here?
287
00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:39,334
I'm just a simple soul who's raising
an undead army to conquer China.
288
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:42,837
Whoa!
Goals are important.
289
00:14:46,475 --> 00:14:48,009
[gasps]
290
00:14:48,011 --> 00:14:49,043
[gasps]
291
00:14:49,045 --> 00:14:50,311
[gasps]
292
00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:52,714
All I needed was a
warrior to lead that army.
293
00:14:52,716 --> 00:14:56,217
I tried to get you, but since
you were such a 'fraidy panda,
294
00:14:56,219 --> 00:14:58,720
I decided to find someone even better.
295
00:15:10,132 --> 00:15:12,033
All: Aah!
296
00:15:12,035 --> 00:15:15,770
[hissing]
297
00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:21,308
All: Aah!
298
00:15:21,309 --> 00:15:24,061
- Master Shifu!
- Po, what happened to him?
299
00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:27,831
He's been bitten by the Jiang Shi.
He's being zombified!
300
00:15:27,833 --> 00:15:32,936
Just like I promised,
my pets, fresh, healthy brains.
301
00:15:32,938 --> 00:15:36,073
Except maybe the panda.
Probably just gristle.
302
00:15:36,075 --> 00:15:37,741
[growling]
303
00:15:38,843 --> 00:15:40,877
[hissing]
304
00:15:40,879 --> 00:15:42,746
[grunting]
305
00:15:45,983 --> 00:15:47,084
Argh!
306
00:15:47,086 --> 00:15:48,018
[gasps]
307
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,254
Aah!
[hissing]
308
00:15:53,758 --> 00:15:57,861
Ah... oh... uh!
309
00:16:00,031 --> 00:16:02,499
Oof!
[hissing]
310
00:16:03,568 --> 00:16:05,869
[fighting sounds]
311
00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:10,874
Aww, I know.
Brain-eating's hard at first.
312
00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:13,210
Show him how it's done.
Everyone!
313
00:16:15,546 --> 00:16:19,916
Guys, we can still save Shifu.
He'll turn back to normal at sunrise...
314
00:16:19,918 --> 00:16:22,619
if he hasn't feasted
on our brains yet.
315
00:16:22,621 --> 00:16:24,020
Nice "if."
316
00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:28,158
[fighting noises]
317
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,960
[hissing]
318
00:16:29,962 --> 00:16:33,697
[martial arts grunts]
319
00:16:33,699 --> 00:16:34,631
No!
320
00:16:37,902 --> 00:16:39,903
[kung fu howl]
321
00:16:39,905 --> 00:16:44,174
[fighting grunts]
322
00:16:44,176 --> 00:16:45,041
No!
323
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:50,514
Ahh!
[fighting sounds]
324
00:16:51,582 --> 00:16:55,085
Hey! Yah!
325
00:17:00,825 --> 00:17:03,960
Ahh!
326
00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:07,664
They're unstoppable.
327
00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,566
We won't make it to
sunrise, at this rate.
328
00:17:09,568 --> 00:17:12,469
We've got to stay uneaten.
It's Shifu's only hope.
329
00:17:12,471 --> 00:17:14,037
Be kind of nice for us too.
330
00:17:18,442 --> 00:17:21,178
Quick, barricade the door!
331
00:17:24,849 --> 00:17:26,950
[kung fu yelp]
332
00:17:26,952 --> 00:17:27,951
[ninja cry]
333
00:17:27,953 --> 00:17:30,053
[martial arts howl]
334
00:17:30,055 --> 00:17:31,354
Heh, let's see them get through...
335
00:17:31,356 --> 00:17:33,857
[hissing]
336
00:17:33,859 --> 00:17:35,992
Oh. Right.
337
00:17:44,869 --> 00:17:46,102
Now, don't shove.
338
00:17:48,673 --> 00:17:50,507
Plenty of brains for everyone.
339
00:17:50,509 --> 00:17:52,576
[evil laugh]
340
00:17:52,578 --> 00:17:54,844
He's controlling
them with that staff.
341
00:17:54,846 --> 00:17:56,513
[hissing]
342
00:17:56,515 --> 00:17:57,881
There's too many.
343
00:17:59,650 --> 00:18:02,619
[fighting sounds]
344
00:18:04,155 --> 00:18:06,656
[yelping]
345
00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:15,632
[evil laugh]
346
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:21,104
Huh?
347
00:18:21,106 --> 00:18:22,339
[groaning]
348
00:18:30,448 --> 00:18:31,514
[martial arts cry]
349
00:18:31,516 --> 00:18:32,549
Ha, ha!
350
00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:34,417
Now who's your ghost daddy...
351
00:18:34,419 --> 00:18:37,487
Undead... ies?
Heh... heh.
352
00:18:37,489 --> 00:18:40,757
Give me my staff! You have
no idea how to use its power.
353
00:18:40,759 --> 00:18:43,693
Uh, I think I do.
Back!
354
00:18:45,129 --> 00:18:47,130
Whoa, cool.
Forward!
355
00:18:48,432 --> 00:18:51,034
Ha, ha, ha!
Now make it funky.
356
00:18:51,036 --> 00:18:53,470
[scatting]
357
00:18:53,472 --> 00:18:55,639
- Po.
- Sorry.
358
00:18:55,641 --> 00:18:58,375
I command you all, forget your anger.
359
00:18:58,377 --> 00:19:01,845
Return to the Earth and
be at peace... forever.
360
00:19:05,449 --> 00:19:08,485
Aah! No!
[frightened cries]
361
00:19:08,487 --> 00:19:10,920
No!
My ghosts! No!
362
00:19:10,922 --> 00:19:14,391
You bad panda.
I'll get you for this.
363
00:19:14,393 --> 00:19:17,294
My vengeance will be terrible.
Terrible!
364
00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:21,097
Uh, ghost guys, wait.
I forgot something.
365
00:19:21,099 --> 00:19:23,967
Could you drop him off
at Chor Ghom prison first?
366
00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:27,904
No! No!
No!
367
00:19:27,906 --> 00:19:30,206
Nooooooooooo!
368
00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:37,347
- Good work, Po.
- I love a happy ending.
369
00:19:37,349 --> 00:19:39,249
[hissing]
370
00:19:39,251 --> 00:19:41,084
I had to open my mouth.
371
00:19:41,086 --> 00:19:43,853
Uh, back,
sort-of-undead Shifu.
372
00:19:43,855 --> 00:19:45,655
[hissing]
No!
373
00:19:45,657 --> 00:19:46,923
Why didn't it work?
374
00:19:46,925 --> 00:19:49,359
It's because he's
not fully a ghost yet.
375
00:19:50,995 --> 00:19:53,463
But if Shifu eats our
brains before sunrise,
376
00:19:53,465 --> 00:19:55,598
he'll become
a Jiang Shi permanently.
377
00:19:58,969 --> 00:20:00,470
Oof! Ahh!
378
00:20:00,472 --> 00:20:02,272
Ugh!
379
00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:03,273
Oof!
380
00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:04,274
Ugh!
381
00:20:04,276 --> 00:20:05,275
Oof!
382
00:20:05,277 --> 00:20:09,112
There's no way to fight him.
We'd have to be...
383
00:20:09,114 --> 00:20:11,514
Ghosts ourselves.
I know.
384
00:20:12,883 --> 00:20:15,452
- Po, no!
- It's the only way.
385
00:20:15,454 --> 00:20:16,753
After I'm bitten,
386
00:20:16,755 --> 00:20:19,689
I may only have a few
minutes of Po left in here.
387
00:20:19,691 --> 00:20:22,325
I'll try to keep him
off you until sunrise.
388
00:20:23,160 --> 00:20:25,462
Aw, man.
389
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,467
Yow!
390
00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:43,980
[growling]
391
00:20:48,886 --> 00:20:52,655
Awesome!
392
00:20:52,657 --> 00:20:57,994
[growling]
393
00:20:57,996 --> 00:20:59,562
- Po!
- Both: Oof!
394
00:20:59,564 --> 00:21:01,898
[growling]
395
00:21:07,605 --> 00:21:08,538
Ugh!
396
00:21:10,908 --> 00:21:15,445
[irate grunting]
397
00:21:23,154 --> 00:21:25,355
Yah!
398
00:21:25,357 --> 00:21:26,623
Both: Oof!
399
00:21:47,778 --> 00:21:49,729
[growling]
400
00:21:49,730 --> 00:21:51,681
[growling]
401
00:21:59,223 --> 00:22:02,225
Po, you did it.
402
00:22:02,227 --> 00:22:04,027
But how were you
able to control your...
403
00:22:04,029 --> 00:22:05,428
[growling]
404
00:22:05,430 --> 00:22:07,263
Oh, darn.
405
00:22:07,265 --> 00:22:08,465
Sunrise.
406
00:22:11,368 --> 00:22:13,236
[martial arts yowl]
407
00:22:13,238 --> 00:22:14,471
[growling]
408
00:22:17,808 --> 00:22:20,376
Po, speak to me.
409
00:22:20,378 --> 00:22:23,813
Uh... ugh...
410
00:22:23,815 --> 00:22:26,950
Uh...
I didn't eat anyone's brain, did I?
411
00:22:28,219 --> 00:22:29,219
Oh...
412
00:22:30,221 --> 00:22:34,057
Po, the ghosts.
Are they gone?
413
00:22:34,059 --> 00:22:36,259
Looks that way, master.
We're safe.
414
00:22:36,261 --> 00:22:37,994
[burping]
Ew.
415
00:22:37,996 --> 00:22:40,930
Uh, sorry, ha.
Leftover death breath.
416
00:22:44,902 --> 00:22:48,905
Undead Shifu crept closer, closer!
417
00:22:48,907 --> 00:22:51,574
His horrified victims
suddenly realized...
418
00:22:51,576 --> 00:22:53,510
that Po had been
right about everything.
419
00:22:53,512 --> 00:22:56,079
[ominous laugh]
420
00:22:56,081 --> 00:22:58,815
Yes, Po,
for the hundredth time,
421
00:22:58,817 --> 00:23:01,084
you were right,
and we were wrong.
422
00:23:01,086 --> 00:23:02,552
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
423
00:23:02,554 --> 00:23:05,989
Could you all say that
together... in unison?
424
00:23:05,991 --> 00:23:09,726
- All: We were wrong.
- Ghost smarty-pants.
425
00:23:11,708 --> 00:23:15,138
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