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Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doo-bom doo boom-boom!
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Raised in a noodle shop
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never seeking glory or fame
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he climbed the mountain top
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and earned
the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu! Ah! Ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo-
sho-bom, doom-doom-doom!
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Master Shifu
saw the warrior blossom
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and master the skills
of bodacious and awesome
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo
doom-doom-doom-doom!
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He lives, he trains
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and he fights
with the Furious Five
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protect the valley
somethin' somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive
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Oh! Ah! Uh!
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Kung Fu Panda
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet!
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2x03 - The Most Dangerous Po
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[breathes heavily]
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[grunts]
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Oof!
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[panicked grunts]
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[screams]
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[gasps]
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Why is this happening?
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Ha, gotcha!
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[sighs]
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This game's more boring than my
aunty Chu's acupuncture stories.
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Why does it have to be
so slow around here?
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Because there haven't been
any villains sighted in weeks.
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Well, I don't like it.
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I wish something
would happen... anything.
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- Po, what's going on.
- Not much.
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Except that this was delivered
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this morning by special
messenger to yours truly.
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The esteemed General Tsin
requests a private audience
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with the Dragon Warrior
at his country estate!
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My hero.
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Wow, the legendary General
Tsin wants to see Po?
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- What?
- Jealous?
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- I don't get jealous.
- She gets even.
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All packed, master Po.
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I hope you realize
what an honor this is.
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You kidding?
General Tsin is one of my idols.
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He's one of the most bodaciously
awesome warriors
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in the history of China.
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Hero in the battle of Shin Huan;
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Deliverer of the siege of Chou Lung;
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Destroyer of the Hun in that war
where the Huns got destroyed.
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But with no enemies left to
fight, he retired.
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Tragically, dramatically,
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whereabouts unknown.
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Until now!
By me.
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Po, the General is a major
benefactor of the Jade Palace.
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- We count on his support.
- I know.
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I gotta make a good impression.
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I gotta show him I'm General
Tsin-worthy. I gotta bring it.
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[laughs]
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- How you gonna do that?
- I recommend not going.
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Are you planning on giving him
one of these friendship bracelets?
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No...
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No.
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No, no.
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[chuckles]
Don't worry.
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I'll show him I'm worthy 'cause I got
a hero's heart right here in my...
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[pants rip]
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Pants?
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Po's warrior journal, day one.
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Trudged through mud,
scaled hills, forged mighty torrents.
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Bravely, I marched on with mighty steps.
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Then I got a charley horse.
Ow!
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So I hired a rickshaw,
ate cookies, and fell asleep.
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[snores]
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In the end, I reached my goal.
The fortress of General Tsin.
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My destiny awaited.
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Ominously, menacingly, fearfulfully.
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[grunts]
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Uh, can I go now?
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Oh, right. [chuckles]
Sorry.
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Okay, Po. Time to show this guy
how tough and fearless you are.
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- What?
- Gah!
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[screams]
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[all growl]
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[whimpers]
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If this is a bad time,
I could come back later.
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Stand down, men.
Let's see what we've bagged.
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General Tsin!
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Hi, this is embarrassing.
And painful.
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For the love of lychee nuts,
what are you supposed to be?
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Sir, I'm the Dragon Warrior.
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Reporting for dinner, or whatever.
Brunch is good too.
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Cut him down.
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[groans]
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- Thank you.
- So you're the Dragon Warrior?
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Yes, sir.
My friends call me Po.
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You can too.
Hint, hint.
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Snap it shut, soldier.
Stand up.
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Eyes front.
Shoulders back.
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Suck in that gut.
Suck it in, tubby.
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- Suck, suck, suck!
- I'm sucking, I'm sucking!
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You're no warrior.
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You're a soft, simpering,
whiny little panda cub.
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- Okay, uh, that's a little hurtful.
- Lances.
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Wait, no, I got a ticket!
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A golden ticket, it's...
it's right, uh...
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somewhere.
[chuckles]
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[growls]
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Wa-tai!
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[grunting]
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Oof!
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Wa-ta!
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Got it.
Huh?
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[nervous chuckle]
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Uh...
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[laughs]
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That's the warrior spirit.
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- Nice moves, son.
- Ooh!
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A little test there.
Come on, let's get some chow.
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And then you're gonna
help me rid China of evil.
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Yes!
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[eats noisily]
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I'll tell you, Dragon Warrior,
China's not what it used to be.
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I know.
It's been so damp lately.
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Mmm...
amazing dim sum, by the way.
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Look around. Evil is everywhere.
Goats control the media.
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Even the food we eat is
filled with toxic poisons.
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[angry grunts]
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Is this another, uh, test?
He asked, rather hopefully.
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Well done.
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You can see the toxins flying
through the air, can't you?
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I remember this one time
with minister Cho Li.
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Well done.
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- I like you, Dragon Warrior.
- I like you too, General.
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You got the spirit.
You got the fire.
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You got the smell of burnt
bamboo on a wet Saturday.
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Is that... good?
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General, Hundun has been
sighted on the property.
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- Hundun the rhino, here?
- It's go time, soldier.
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Wow.
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Sweet.
Closet.
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I've collected rare weapons
from all over the world.
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Like this one.
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[explosion]
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I call it Mr. Kaboom.
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Can't talk.
So awesome.
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You up for this, Dragon Warrior?
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General, us rough, tough warriors
of the Jade Palace have a saying:
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[explosion]
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[nervous laugh]
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Uh...
[growls]
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Ka kaw!
Ka kaw... mmph.
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Keep it down, Dragon Warrior.
Stealth is everything.
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Don't worry, General.
He's mine.
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Um, [chuckles]
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Sorry, I sort of broke
your weapon there.
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To the pure warrior,
anything can be a weapon.
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Nicely done, General.
But you ever seen this one?
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Booyah!
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[laughs] Atta boy.
I knew you were right for this.
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[sniffs]
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I smell something.
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- Rhino musk.
- Eww.
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He's close.
Think you can take him?
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Think?
I don't think.
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I just... mull things over
a little bit and then, uh...
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- Let's bag us a rhino!
- Go get him.
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Ki-yah!
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You, where is the bakery?
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[whimpers]
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- I... what?
- The bakery?
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I received this coupon
for free plum pie.
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I love plum pie like
a circle of plum love
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greeting it's rhino
mouth in eating that I do!
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I don't know.
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What is it?
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Is it a story or a song title?
How many words?
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The rhino's coming, so hide.
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Hey!
I'm here to claim my free pie,
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which will be free and
requiring no compensation.
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A pie!
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- What's he talking about?
- I lured him here with a fake coupon.
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Rhinos can't resist pie.
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What do you mean, lured him?
After he committed a crime?
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Crime? What crime?
I lured him here so I could hunt him.
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Hunt him?
Like "hunt him" hunt him?
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Affirmative.
Hunt him for sport.
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- That's what I do.
- Um, is this another test?
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'Cause if Hundun hasn't
done anything wrong
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then hunting him is, what's the word?
Hmm... wrong?!
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Is this your way of angling
for the first shot at him?
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Go get him, Dragon Warrior.
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- But I...
- Go get him!
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[snorts]
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Well, go on, go on, go on.
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Come on, panda.
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Now, before he runs away all scared.
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Test or not, I
cannot let this happen.
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Huh?
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- Po!
- You spooked him.
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Uh, I'll get him, General.
Wait here.
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What are you doing here?
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Of course, pie.
Did you get my pies?
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No, wait, wait, Hundun.
You've gotta get out of here.
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This guy's after your hide.
Literally.
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Don't try to bamboozle me with
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your soft talking of
whispered puzzlement.
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I want my plum pie.
Which is round. And pie-like!
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Get down, Po.
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Pie robber!
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Way to wear him down, soldier.
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Come on, you horn-plated bootlicker.
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[enraged yell]
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[both grunting]
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Hundun, you've gotta get out of...
uh-oh.
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You have to run, I'm trying to...
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Aah!
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Seriously, you...
[sighs]
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Oof!
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[grunts]
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Well, I'll be dipped in hot mustard.
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- You did it, Dragon Warrior.
- Yeah, I guess I did.
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Great hunt.
Bracing.
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Oh, he's still kicking.
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Uh, listen, this
has been fun, really,
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but, uh,
why don't I take it from here?
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I'll get Hundun to Chor Ghom
prison for, uh, trespassing.
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Chor Ghom?
Nonsense.
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We'll put him in with the others.
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Oh, well, well, uh...
Others?
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I store them here for safekeeping.
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It's the finest collection
in China, by the way.
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[gasps]
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Scorpion!
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Temutai?
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Oh... Fung and Gary...
uh, Gah-ri!
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What have you done to them?
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I used the powder of the Zou Chow
plant to place them in a deep sleep.
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They're awake, but
completely unable to move.
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How about that, neat, huh?
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[screams]
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Yeah, I know.
The eye thing's kinda creepy.
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Oh...
look at the hourglass.
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I... really should be going and,
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uh, let you get back to being crazy.
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[yelps]
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Dragon Warrior, I assure you
I am completely sane.
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Now put this copper wok on your head.
253
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It'll keep out the wiggling
skull crack vibratories.
254
00:13:54,648 --> 00:13:57,916
- O'kay...
- Prepare the specimen.
255
00:14:11,697 --> 00:14:13,631
[gas hissing]
256
00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:19,504
General, wait.
257
00:14:19,506 --> 00:14:20,438
[laughs]
258
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,415
[laughs]
259
00:14:30,417 --> 00:14:33,017
Now he's completely helpless.
260
00:14:33,019 --> 00:14:35,954
And he really pulls the
room together, don't he?
261
00:14:40,126 --> 00:14:43,695
So, just to recap, you
lure dangerous villains here
262
00:14:43,697 --> 00:14:45,563
to freeze them for fun?
263
00:14:45,565 --> 00:14:50,068
Soon, I'll have all the evil
in China locked away right here.
264
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:51,803
[laughs]
265
00:14:51,805 --> 00:14:52,837
[nervous laugh]
266
00:14:52,839 --> 00:14:55,006
[laughs] [laughs]
267
00:14:55,008 --> 00:14:56,274
[laughs]
268
00:14:56,276 --> 00:14:58,042
[forced laugh]
269
00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:00,078
Ah, it's good to laugh.
270
00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:01,079
Sorry, General.
271
00:15:01,081 --> 00:15:02,914
Ya!
272
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,749
Have you lost your tiny wits?
273
00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:08,386
Sir, I'm sorry.
I wanted to win your respect.
274
00:15:08,388 --> 00:15:11,156
But, respectfully, you're kinda bonkers.
275
00:15:11,158 --> 00:15:17,829
This is wrong.
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
276
00:15:17,831 --> 00:15:22,333
Oh, I see.
Thank you for opening my eyes.
277
00:15:22,335 --> 00:15:24,736
I was wrong.
278
00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:27,705
About you!
You're just like the rest of them!
279
00:15:27,707 --> 00:15:30,575
You're a huge disappointment to me, boy.
280
00:15:30,577 --> 00:15:35,613
But on the upside, you're gonna
look just great on my wall.
281
00:15:35,615 --> 00:15:36,548
[gulps]
282
00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:43,420
- You're mine, Dragon Warrior.
- General, don't.
283
00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:45,822
I'm one of the good guys. Good!
284
00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:49,592
Ha, that's just what the voices
in my head want me to believe!
285
00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:51,661
[growls]
286
00:15:54,732 --> 00:16:00,070
Ha, who's the hunter and who's
the hunted huntee... guy thing now?
287
00:16:00,072 --> 00:16:02,572
[yelps]
Pepper juice.
288
00:16:02,574 --> 00:16:05,875
Ah, sting-y!
Ooh, it burns, ooh!
289
00:16:06,477 --> 00:16:07,410
Oof!
290
00:16:11,215 --> 00:16:13,149
Get up and run, boy.
291
00:16:13,151 --> 00:16:14,050
[whimpers]
292
00:16:17,621 --> 00:16:21,424
[breathes heavily]
293
00:16:21,426 --> 00:16:25,362
[whimpering]
294
00:16:30,768 --> 00:16:31,701
[screams]
295
00:16:37,108 --> 00:16:39,142
[panicked breathing]
296
00:16:39,144 --> 00:16:40,043
[screams]
297
00:16:48,506 --> 00:16:54,477
Nowhere to run, panda.
298
00:16:54,479 --> 00:16:57,413
Impending pain!
Impending pain!
299
00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:09,425
[pants]
300
00:17:09,427 --> 00:17:12,061
I made it.
I'm alive.
301
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:17,009
I gotta get back to the Jade Palace.
I gotta get out of here.
302
00:17:17,201 --> 00:17:19,335
[groans]
303
00:17:21,555 --> 00:17:24,424
The selfish Dragon Warrior.
304
00:17:24,426 --> 00:17:28,061
Saving himself while
others are left unsaved.
305
00:17:28,063 --> 00:17:29,996
Through his not saving them.
306
00:17:30,598 --> 00:17:35,301
Hundun? I...
I barely got out of there alive.
307
00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:38,771
And the rest of us?
Those that are currently innocent?
308
00:17:38,773 --> 00:17:42,608
You are no warrior.
You are selfish.
309
00:17:42,610 --> 00:17:45,712
And whatever is the
opposite of a warrior.
310
00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:49,182
[echoing]
That's you.
311
00:17:49,184 --> 00:17:51,050
What?
312
00:17:51,052 --> 00:17:52,151
[frustrated sigh]
313
00:17:52,153 --> 00:17:56,289
Brain-trauma Hundun is right.
I can't leave those guys there.
314
00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,358
I gotta go back and help them.
315
00:18:03,831 --> 00:18:04,897
[both growl]
316
00:18:04,899 --> 00:18:05,865
[screams and grunts]
317
00:18:12,706 --> 00:18:14,540
Okay, bad guys.
318
00:18:14,542 --> 00:18:17,477
For some weird reason,
I'm here to save you.
319
00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:32,592
Okay... It's righty tighty,
lefty, uh, what is it?
320
00:18:32,594 --> 00:18:33,626
Lefty...
321
00:18:33,628 --> 00:18:34,627
Loser.
322
00:18:34,629 --> 00:18:37,597
No, it's not "loser."
It's lefty, um...
323
00:18:37,599 --> 00:18:38,831
[screams]
324
00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:40,933
Okay, loser.
325
00:18:40,935 --> 00:18:42,702
Oof!
326
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,437
Gotcha now.
327
00:18:44,439 --> 00:18:45,371
[laughs]
328
00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:49,342
General, I came here
because you were a hero.
329
00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:50,410
Were?
330
00:18:50,412 --> 00:18:52,845
Yes, but "were" could be "are"
331
00:18:52,847 --> 00:18:56,916
if...if...if...ah,
you're acting crazy, General.
332
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,851
This isn't the way of a hero.
333
00:18:58,853 --> 00:19:00,787
You're right, this is.
334
00:19:02,356 --> 00:19:03,289
[gas pumps]
335
00:19:08,128 --> 00:19:10,963
[laughs]
336
00:19:10,965 --> 00:19:14,867
How do you like that green gas?
Wait, green gas?
337
00:19:14,869 --> 00:19:19,739
I switched the hoses.
338
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:23,042
But that'll wake them up,
you rancid dumpling.
339
00:19:33,153 --> 00:19:35,087
[grunting, coughing]
340
00:19:38,025 --> 00:19:41,194
You. You will pay for
what you have done to us
341
00:19:41,196 --> 00:19:45,598
by paying us for what
you have done. To us!
342
00:19:47,601 --> 00:19:50,536
All: [menacing cries]
343
00:20:00,113 --> 00:20:02,682
Fine.
I ain't running.
344
00:20:02,684 --> 00:20:04,617
Do you worst, evil-mongers.
345
00:20:04,619 --> 00:20:05,785
Aah!
346
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:06,719
Get him!
347
00:20:11,825 --> 00:20:14,460
[laughs]
348
00:20:14,462 --> 00:20:15,695
[grunts]
349
00:20:15,697 --> 00:20:16,629
[gulps]
350
00:20:21,568 --> 00:20:22,502
Fung.
351
00:20:24,671 --> 00:20:27,607
[both grunting]
352
00:20:35,182 --> 00:20:37,116
[laughs]
Wha...?
353
00:20:44,558 --> 00:20:45,491
[grunts]
354
00:20:50,430 --> 00:20:51,364
Oof!
355
00:20:57,571 --> 00:20:59,805
[groans]
That all... that all you got?
356
00:20:59,807 --> 00:21:00,806
[sighs]
357
00:21:00,808 --> 00:21:05,578
I sprinkle punks like you in my...
steamed custard... pie.
358
00:21:05,580 --> 00:21:06,913
Mmm, pie.
359
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:08,114
Aah!
360
00:21:08,116 --> 00:21:09,048
Ya!
361
00:21:14,488 --> 00:21:15,755
Get away from the General.
362
00:21:15,757 --> 00:21:18,991
He's a great leader,
who's just gone a little nutty.
363
00:21:18,993 --> 00:21:20,826
Okay, a lot nutty.
364
00:21:20,828 --> 00:21:23,696
Okay, I'm talking certifiably
whacked out looney...
365
00:21:23,698 --> 00:21:26,499
- I think they get the idea.
- Right.
366
00:21:26,501 --> 00:21:28,067
Now, back off, all of you.
367
00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:30,870
I'm an expert at using this...
[screams]
368
00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:31,871
Oof!
369
00:21:36,076 --> 00:21:38,911
Thank you, Dragon Warrior.
Goodbye!
370
00:21:47,687 --> 00:21:51,657
This is not over.
Because it will continue.
371
00:21:58,298 --> 00:22:00,766
Nice work, Dragon Warrior.
372
00:22:00,768 --> 00:22:05,371
Despite letting my life's work
run through a hole in the wall,
373
00:22:05,373 --> 00:22:07,573
we made quite a team.
374
00:22:07,575 --> 00:22:11,076
Except for you being
totally evil and all.
375
00:22:11,078 --> 00:22:14,980
And except for you being as
crazy as a big bag of cuckoo.
376
00:22:14,982 --> 00:22:16,048
[groans]
377
00:22:16,050 --> 00:22:17,783
Touch?.
378
00:22:17,785 --> 00:22:22,087
So what are you gonna do now?
Freeze me like I did them?
379
00:22:22,089 --> 00:22:24,390
Hoist me with my own petard?
380
00:22:24,392 --> 00:22:27,326
Don't have a... petard handy,
381
00:22:27,328 --> 00:22:31,330
but, uh, I do have another idea.
382
00:22:31,332 --> 00:22:34,333
They can't keep me
in here forever, Po.
383
00:22:34,335 --> 00:22:37,403
You'll see.
China needs me.
384
00:22:37,405 --> 00:22:41,140
When I get out, I'll
build a huge boat from...
385
00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:45,010
noodles and jam...
and stuff.
386
00:22:45,012 --> 00:22:47,613
[laughs]
387
00:22:47,615 --> 00:22:50,282
O'kay, bye.
388
00:22:50,284 --> 00:22:51,317
[yelps]
389
00:22:51,319 --> 00:22:52,985
Well, I hope you're proud, Po.
390
00:22:52,987 --> 00:22:55,788
You've imprisoned the Jade
Palace's biggest contributor.
391
00:22:55,790 --> 00:22:58,090
True. Things could be worse.
392
00:22:58,092 --> 00:23:01,760
Well, it was a bit crazy to let loose
the most dangerous criminals in China.
393
00:23:01,762 --> 00:23:07,199
Me, crazy? Shifu, I'm the
sanest guy you'll ever meet.
394
00:23:07,201 --> 00:23:09,101
Now let's go get them!
395
00:23:12,246 --> 00:23:15,490
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