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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,917 --> 00:00:18,917 [gong rings] 2 00:00:18,918 --> 00:00:22,085 Hear the legends of the Kung Fu Panda! 3 00:00:22,087 --> 00:00:25,289 Doo-doo-doo-doo doo-bom doo boom-boom! 4 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:27,191 Raised in a noodle shop 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:28,926 never seeking glory or fame 6 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:30,227 he climbed the mountain top 7 00:00:30,229 --> 00:00:32,396 and earned the Dragon Warrior name. 8 00:00:32,398 --> 00:00:33,764 Hu! Ah! Ya! 9 00:00:33,766 --> 00:00:35,532 Kung Fu Panda! 10 00:00:35,534 --> 00:00:38,135 Doo-doo-doo-doo- sho-bom, doom-doom-doom! 11 00:00:38,137 --> 00:00:41,638 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 12 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:45,175 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome 13 00:00:45,177 --> 00:00:47,044 Kung Fu Panda. 14 00:00:47,046 --> 00:00:49,947 Doo-doo-doo-doo doom-doom-doom-doom! 15 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,014 He lives, he trains 16 00:00:51,016 --> 00:00:53,717 and he fights with the Furious Five 17 00:00:53,719 --> 00:00:55,419 protect the Valley somethin' somethin' 18 00:00:55,421 --> 00:00:56,720 somethin' somethin' alive 19 00:00:56,722 --> 00:00:58,021 Oh! Ah! Uh! 20 00:00:58,023 --> 00:01:01,056 Kung Fu Panda 21 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:03,126 Legends of awesomeness. 22 00:01:03,535 --> 00:01:04,468 Sweet. 23 00:01:06,001 --> 00:01:09,544 1x18 - Po Fans Out 24 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:14,445 sync by Rafael UPD, corrections by f1nc0 - - www.addic7ed.com - - 25 00:01:17,942 --> 00:01:20,043 [grunts] 26 00:01:20,045 --> 00:01:22,846 Oh! 27 00:01:22,848 --> 00:01:24,781 [grunting] 28 00:01:24,783 --> 00:01:28,118 You will not defeat my fingers, evil finger-defeaters! 29 00:01:28,120 --> 00:01:29,386 Eh! Oh! 30 00:01:29,388 --> 00:01:32,222 It's impossible. [sighs] 31 00:01:32,224 --> 00:01:33,723 You guys just wait till it's your turn. 32 00:01:33,725 --> 00:01:35,492 [chuckles] You'll never figure it out. 33 00:01:35,494 --> 00:01:38,128 - Already did... when I was five. - What? 34 00:01:38,130 --> 00:01:39,329 Yeah. Us, too. 35 00:01:39,331 --> 00:01:40,530 - Yeah, I already did that. - Us, too. 36 00:01:40,532 --> 00:01:45,355 [whimpers] Ah! Huh! Oh. 37 00:01:45,390 --> 00:01:48,011 Aww, you guys have done everything! 38 00:01:48,046 --> 00:01:50,414 You have action figures, trading cards, 39 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:53,877 Tigress, they even named rice after you... "angry rice." 40 00:01:53,879 --> 00:01:57,047 You even have fan clubs. I don't have any of that. 41 00:01:57,049 --> 00:01:59,783 - You have a fan club. - Wha...?! 42 00:01:59,785 --> 00:02:02,419 Yeah, I saw them down by the noodle shop. 43 00:02:02,421 --> 00:02:05,021 Oh, I gotta meet 'em. We could dress alike and... 44 00:02:05,023 --> 00:02:08,458 - and figure out a secret handshake! - Not so fast, panda. 45 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:12,544 There still remains the matter of the hero's dilemma. 46 00:02:13,498 --> 00:02:15,799 Ugh. I'm a hero. 47 00:02:15,801 --> 00:02:17,634 - So I should be able to do this. - Whoa! 48 00:02:17,636 --> 00:02:18,968 - Careful! - Whoa! 49 00:02:18,970 --> 00:02:20,003 Whoa, hey! 50 00:02:20,005 --> 00:02:21,604 - Watch it! - Gah! 51 00:02:21,606 --> 00:02:25,408 Ow! Ooh! Ow. Ooh. 52 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:27,143 Must... ow! See... ow! 53 00:02:27,145 --> 00:02:28,645 Fans... ooh! 54 00:02:28,647 --> 00:02:32,115 Ooh. Ow. Ah! 55 00:02:32,117 --> 00:02:33,983 Ow! Ow! 56 00:02:33,985 --> 00:02:35,351 Oh! Huh! 57 00:02:35,353 --> 00:02:36,786 [grunts] 58 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:44,260 Wah! 59 00:02:44,262 --> 00:02:45,261 [panting] 60 00:02:45,263 --> 00:02:48,565 Why are things hard? 61 00:02:48,567 --> 00:02:51,266 - Ah! - Po! 62 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:56,506 Your carelessness almost released the deadly Mongolian fist demon. 63 00:02:56,508 --> 00:02:58,408 [gasps] That sounds awesome. 64 00:02:58,410 --> 00:03:01,277 It is, in fact, the opposite of awesome. 65 00:03:01,279 --> 00:03:04,047 This demon nearly destroyed the valley centuries ago. 66 00:03:04,049 --> 00:03:05,949 You should put some sort of huge fence 67 00:03:05,951 --> 00:03:08,184 with spikes around it, so no idiot can come in 68 00:03:08,186 --> 00:03:12,822 and knock it ov... Oh, right. [chuckles] 69 00:03:12,824 --> 00:03:16,990 You asked me to do that earlier, didn't you? 70 00:03:17,562 --> 00:03:20,897 [grunting] 71 00:03:20,899 --> 00:03:24,033 Po, the reason this is called "the hero's dilemma" is: 72 00:03:24,035 --> 00:03:27,036 it seems like brute strength should solve the problem, but... 73 00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:30,073 You lost me. Whoa! 74 00:03:30,075 --> 00:03:32,275 It is when you quit struggling that you... 75 00:03:32,277 --> 00:03:35,845 I have a fan club! Bye! 76 00:03:35,847 --> 00:03:37,914 Fence. Right. [chuckles] 77 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:40,550 Do it when I get back. Bye! 78 00:03:43,989 --> 00:03:46,856 [music] [panting] 79 00:03:46,858 --> 00:03:49,859 Fan club. Fan club. Fan club! 80 00:03:49,861 --> 00:03:54,075 [gasps] My fan club! Wow. 81 00:03:55,066 --> 00:03:58,422 They nailed it. 82 00:03:58,904 --> 00:04:01,738 Who dares approach the Dragon's Den? 83 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:05,608 Cool. It is I, the Dragon Warrior. 84 00:04:05,610 --> 00:04:07,911 Right. Get lost, Chan-Goo! 85 00:04:07,912 --> 00:04:11,481 It's not Chan-Goo. It's really the Dragon Warrior! 86 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:14,450 Don't make me come out there and punch you, loser. 87 00:04:14,452 --> 00:04:15,819 It's really me! 88 00:04:15,821 --> 00:04:17,921 Yeah? Then answer this. 89 00:04:17,923 --> 00:04:20,323 What kind of broad axe did the Dragon Warrior use 90 00:04:20,325 --> 00:04:23,626 to release the log roll at Thunder hill? 91 00:04:23,628 --> 00:04:25,328 Uh, it wasn't a broad axe. 92 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:26,996 It was a two-handed Zhanmadao sword 93 00:04:26,998 --> 00:04:29,132 of folded bronze forged in the Shang dynasty 94 00:04:29,134 --> 00:04:32,769 by Zhang Zu Jin-Li, the one-armed son of the woodchopper. 95 00:04:32,771 --> 00:04:36,105 - Is that true? - I don't know. I could look it up. 96 00:04:36,107 --> 00:04:41,311 Just open the door! 97 00:04:41,313 --> 00:04:44,247 [panting] 98 00:04:45,816 --> 00:04:48,318 Yeah! Take that, those who mocked us! 99 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:51,821 [laughs] The Dragon Warrior is at our clubhouse! 100 00:04:51,823 --> 00:04:55,325 All: Po is the dragon. He never will be beat. 101 00:04:55,327 --> 00:04:58,261 Po is the warrior. He's really good... 102 00:04:58,263 --> 00:05:01,764 at what he... does. 103 00:05:01,766 --> 00:05:05,335 - [gasps] I just tinkled a little. - Really? Again? 104 00:05:05,337 --> 00:05:08,872 That cheer is really awesome! 105 00:05:08,874 --> 00:05:11,207 I thought you were gonna rhyme "neat" with "massive pectorals," 106 00:05:11,209 --> 00:05:13,843 but your way is much cooler. 107 00:05:13,845 --> 00:05:16,346 Enter, oh, most revered Dragon Warrior, 108 00:05:16,348 --> 00:05:19,771 - Kung fu legend, Puncher of evil. - Whoa! 109 00:05:19,806 --> 00:05:22,556 [gasps] All right! 110 00:05:22,591 --> 00:05:25,822 - Awesome! - I'm Lam. 111 00:05:25,824 --> 00:05:27,924 - I'm Chen. - I'm Yang. 112 00:05:27,926 --> 00:05:34,364 - Cool. Lam, Chen, Yang. - He said my name! [gasps] 113 00:05:34,366 --> 00:05:36,232 She just fainted because she's my fan! 114 00:05:36,234 --> 00:05:39,102 I have a fan! [sighs] 115 00:05:39,104 --> 00:05:41,671 I'm too excited to stay passed out. 116 00:05:41,673 --> 00:05:45,475 This is your clubhouse! Is it what you imagined? 117 00:05:45,477 --> 00:05:47,828 No. [gasps] 118 00:05:47,863 --> 00:05:49,979 It's a hundred times more awesome! 119 00:05:49,981 --> 00:05:51,481 [cheering] 120 00:05:51,483 --> 00:05:53,716 [gasps] Ow! 121 00:05:53,718 --> 00:05:56,219 This painting looks exactly like me! 122 00:05:56,221 --> 00:05:57,387 [cheering] 123 00:05:57,389 --> 00:06:01,658 Whoa! 124 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,259 [giggles] 125 00:06:03,261 --> 00:06:07,096 Cool thingies. My own action figure... 126 00:06:07,098 --> 00:06:09,032 with authentic burlap pants! 127 00:06:09,034 --> 00:06:10,700 [excited yelling] 128 00:06:10,702 --> 00:06:13,937 What else have ya got? Ow! 129 00:06:13,939 --> 00:06:15,204 Legend has it... 130 00:06:15,206 --> 00:06:18,574 that the great and mighty Dragon Warrior himself 131 00:06:18,576 --> 00:06:22,912 once dropped a noodle on this very brick. 132 00:06:22,914 --> 00:06:24,013 [laughs nervously] We had the noodle, 133 00:06:24,015 --> 00:06:27,684 but I got excited and I ate it. [giggles] 134 00:06:27,686 --> 00:06:31,454 - Let me see that. - Technically, it's a reproduction. 135 00:06:31,456 --> 00:06:37,160 but it's an official reproduction... of a copy. 136 00:06:37,162 --> 00:06:40,730 You can't tell! This looks just like the real brick 137 00:06:40,732 --> 00:06:43,700 - I actually dropped a noodle on! - I knew it! 138 00:06:43,702 --> 00:06:46,803 I told you guys. It was worth the 200 yuan. 139 00:06:46,805 --> 00:06:50,907 You guys hang onto that. It's gonna be worth a lot more someday. 140 00:06:50,909 --> 00:06:53,810 [giggles] It's so generous of you, Dragon Warrior. 141 00:06:53,812 --> 00:06:59,048 Ah, call me Po... the Dragon Warrior. 142 00:06:59,050 --> 00:07:01,985 I have a fan club! What do you guys want to do first? 143 00:07:01,987 --> 00:07:04,645 Wash dishes! 144 00:07:04,956 --> 00:07:07,657 Tell us the story of how you beat Tai Lung. 145 00:07:07,659 --> 00:07:10,360 - [gasps] Yeah! - Yeah! 146 00:07:11,821 --> 00:07:14,564 It was a dark and stormy night. 147 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:17,433 Then the next night was cloudless. 148 00:07:17,435 --> 00:07:20,436 And that's when I saw Tai Lung for the first time. 149 00:07:20,438 --> 00:07:22,839 - Oh! - That's pretty awesome. 150 00:07:23,341 --> 00:07:26,943 Monkey. Monkey! 151 00:07:26,945 --> 00:07:28,478 Monkey, you got anything cool 152 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:31,247 that maybe I could show my fans down at the fan club? 153 00:07:31,249 --> 00:07:34,183 Sure, Po. How about this teacup? 154 00:07:34,185 --> 00:07:35,485 Cool. 155 00:07:35,487 --> 00:07:38,254 Hey, are these Shifu's ceremonial nunchucks? 156 00:07:38,256 --> 00:07:41,157 - You can't take those. - Well, he's not usin' them. 157 00:07:41,159 --> 00:07:46,062 - Or these ancient brass fight bells? - Well, they're just, like, sitting there. 158 00:07:46,064 --> 00:07:50,933 - Or... Mantis? - Not cool, man. 159 00:07:50,935 --> 00:07:55,222 I'll just, uh... okay, bye. [door slams] 160 00:08:00,611 --> 00:08:04,480 - Look what I got you guys! - Yeah! 161 00:08:08,585 --> 00:08:11,320 - It's my old throwing star. - Whoa. 162 00:08:11,322 --> 00:08:15,558 - [grunts] It's slippery. - I used it to butter my toast. 163 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,493 You guys ready for the Dragon Warrior 164 00:08:17,495 --> 00:08:20,229 to take you on your exclusive dragon tour-ier? 165 00:08:20,231 --> 00:08:22,632 - All: Yeah! - Cool. 166 00:08:22,634 --> 00:08:25,835 I'll even tell you the Tai Lung story again on the way. 167 00:08:25,837 --> 00:08:28,771 Ya! [laughs] 168 00:08:32,443 --> 00:08:35,111 Okay. What do we got? Oh! 169 00:08:35,113 --> 00:08:37,447 [excited laughter] 170 00:08:37,449 --> 00:08:40,049 Right here. This very spot. 171 00:08:40,051 --> 00:08:43,753 I waged battle against the mighty rhino, Hundun! 172 00:08:43,755 --> 00:08:46,622 I was standing right here, and he was like, "you better not..." 173 00:08:46,624 --> 00:08:48,591 You think you might fight him here again? 174 00:08:48,593 --> 00:08:51,160 - Yeah, do it! - Right now! 175 00:08:51,162 --> 00:08:54,697 [chuckles] Well, I can't, 'cause he's kind of in jail. 176 00:08:54,699 --> 00:08:57,433 Oh. 177 00:08:57,435 --> 00:08:59,435 Oh, oh, oh! This is awesome. 178 00:08:59,437 --> 00:09:02,105 See that dent in the street? My head made that 179 00:09:02,107 --> 00:09:05,308 after the barbarian horde threw me off a roof! 180 00:09:05,310 --> 00:09:06,342 [excited screams] 181 00:09:06,344 --> 00:09:08,711 See, my head still fits. 182 00:09:08,713 --> 00:09:11,314 That's so cool. Make another dent! 183 00:09:11,316 --> 00:09:13,516 - Yeah, do it! - Right now! 184 00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:16,519 [chuckles] No, I can't just hit my head. 185 00:09:17,861 --> 00:09:20,923 That's disappointing. 186 00:09:20,925 --> 00:09:22,825 Oh, oh, oh! Over there! 187 00:09:22,827 --> 00:09:26,762 This is where I crushed the famous terracotta warlords into powder. 188 00:09:26,764 --> 00:09:28,731 [screams] We wanna see that! 189 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:31,234 - Yeah, do it! - Right now! 190 00:09:31,436 --> 00:09:35,204 Well, I-I can't. They're... they're powder. 191 00:09:35,206 --> 00:09:37,206 - Fight something! - Yeah, fight that guy! 192 00:09:37,208 --> 00:09:39,008 All: Fight! Fight! Fight! 193 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:40,443 Fight! Fight! Fight! 194 00:09:40,445 --> 00:09:41,878 Fight! Fight! Fight! 195 00:09:41,880 --> 00:09:45,715 I-I-I-I can't just start a fight with some poor guy. 196 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:49,717 Oh, that's a bummer. 197 00:09:51,615 --> 00:09:53,659 I'll tell you the story again! 198 00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,957 And then he was like, "you can't beat me. I'm Tai Lung." 199 00:09:54,959 --> 00:09:56,292 And then... and then, I said... 200 00:09:56,294 --> 00:09:57,727 Lam, Chen, and Yang: "Skiddoosh." 201 00:09:57,729 --> 00:10:01,697 Close, but the accent is on the "skid," not the "oosh." 202 00:10:01,699 --> 00:10:05,501 Um, yeah. Are you actually ever gonna do anything, 203 00:10:05,503 --> 00:10:08,171 like, exciting Dragon-Warrior stuff? 204 00:10:08,173 --> 00:10:11,440 Uh, yeah. I mean, I've got training and laundry, 205 00:10:11,442 --> 00:10:13,042 and I got some stuff I gotta memorize. 206 00:10:13,044 --> 00:10:16,812 No, cool stuff. Like... like fighting someone. 207 00:10:16,814 --> 00:10:18,381 Yeah, do that! 208 00:10:18,383 --> 00:10:22,118 Only, things have been kinda low-key lately. 209 00:10:22,659 --> 00:10:26,756 Oh... maybe we should just pack it in for today. 210 00:10:26,758 --> 00:10:30,259 Cool. Same time tomorrow? 211 00:10:30,261 --> 00:10:35,307 - Uh, I think I'm busy tomorrow. Uh... - Uh, yeah. I-I-I'm busy. 212 00:10:35,342 --> 00:10:38,021 Yeah, I'm gonna be busy with, um, some... 213 00:10:38,056 --> 00:10:41,437 - some stuff and things. - Not a problem! 214 00:10:41,439 --> 00:10:45,777 Hey, the weekend it is. I'll see you guys bright and early. 215 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,109 - See ya. - Sure. 216 00:10:47,111 --> 00:10:50,079 [laughs nervously] Sounds good. 217 00:10:50,081 --> 00:10:53,148 Ha! I almost forgot my Dragon-Warrior ears! 218 00:10:53,150 --> 00:10:56,785 Can't disappoint my fans. [chuckles] No. 219 00:10:56,787 --> 00:10:59,488 [mocking] "Look, I'm Po, the Dragon Warrior, 220 00:10:59,490 --> 00:11:02,057 and I'm scared of ducks." [laughs] 221 00:11:02,059 --> 00:11:04,593 [laughter] 222 00:11:04,595 --> 00:11:08,430 What a lame hero! He never hits anything. 223 00:11:08,432 --> 00:11:11,233 Yeah, I mean, even I would punch a duck. 224 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:14,870 [giggles] 225 00:11:14,872 --> 00:11:17,873 [somber music] 226 00:11:24,682 --> 00:11:26,849 Ow. 227 00:11:32,369 --> 00:11:35,304 [sighs] [somber music] 228 00:11:42,579 --> 00:11:45,581 Hey, Po. Why the round face? 229 00:11:45,583 --> 00:11:48,384 [chuckles] Get it? I'm supposed to say "long face," but I... 230 00:11:48,386 --> 00:11:52,221 - I lost my fan club! - What? How? 231 00:11:52,223 --> 00:11:53,889 Because I'm lame. 232 00:11:53,891 --> 00:11:56,792 Ow! Probably shouldn't have done that. 233 00:11:56,794 --> 00:11:59,762 [groans] I stink as a hero. 234 00:11:59,764 --> 00:12:02,331 [sighs] Ever since I was a kid, 235 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,366 I would read the ancient art of kung fu 236 00:12:04,368 --> 00:12:07,002 and dream about being like one of those heroes. 237 00:12:07,004 --> 00:12:08,570 Master Flying Rhino, 238 00:12:08,572 --> 00:12:11,540 Master Li Ling of the thousand fists! 239 00:12:11,542 --> 00:12:13,876 A lot of those guys mainly just kept the peace, so... 240 00:12:13,878 --> 00:12:16,178 I don't care. My fan club hates me 241 00:12:16,180 --> 00:12:18,714 because I didn't hit anything all week! 242 00:12:18,716 --> 00:12:22,785 I get it. Your first fan club! 243 00:12:22,787 --> 00:12:24,420 You wanna show off. 244 00:12:24,422 --> 00:12:27,022 There's no bad guys to fight right now. 245 00:12:27,024 --> 00:12:32,828 Yeah. Or people to save, or disasters to prevent, or a... 246 00:12:32,830 --> 00:12:36,331 Po? Are you getting one of those ideas 247 00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:40,903 - that Shifu tells you to ignore? - What? Pfft! No. 248 00:12:40,905 --> 00:12:42,838 What? Pfft! Ridiculous. 249 00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,211 Yes. 250 00:12:50,080 --> 00:12:51,881 [chuckles] 251 00:12:51,883 --> 00:12:54,783 Hello, Mongolian fist demon jar. 252 00:12:54,785 --> 00:12:57,052 Friendly, harmless demon jar. 253 00:12:57,054 --> 00:13:00,289 [chuckles] How 'bout I let you out, and we fight a little bit? 254 00:13:00,291 --> 00:13:02,391 You know no big deal. 255 00:13:02,393 --> 00:13:05,594 What if you've got fangs? You could have fangs. 256 00:13:05,596 --> 00:13:09,298 I could do a look-see real quick, just to do a fang-check. 257 00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:11,549 Right? 258 00:13:11,769 --> 00:13:14,703 Nah. But... okay. 259 00:13:14,705 --> 00:13:17,039 Pro: I need to fight something. 260 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:21,310 Con: Incredibly dangerous and could wreck the valley. 261 00:13:21,312 --> 00:13:24,079 Pro: I wanna? 262 00:13:24,081 --> 00:13:27,168 Eh, how bad could it be? 263 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,486 [screaming] 264 00:13:30,488 --> 00:13:32,154 It's a demon! [growls] 265 00:13:32,156 --> 00:13:33,822 [screaming] 266 00:13:33,824 --> 00:13:36,597 It's a demon! 267 00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:39,395 Help us, Po! 268 00:13:39,397 --> 00:13:41,231 Ya! 269 00:13:41,232 --> 00:13:44,900 The Dragon Warrior! 270 00:13:44,902 --> 00:13:48,737 Looks like someone needs to learn some table manners! 271 00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:51,907 [blows landing] 272 00:13:51,909 --> 00:13:53,976 [growls] 273 00:13:53,978 --> 00:13:56,979 [heroic music] 274 00:13:56,981 --> 00:14:00,015 [cheering] 275 00:14:02,619 --> 00:14:05,688 [growls] [screams] 276 00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:09,592 Eh, con. Con wins. 277 00:14:09,594 --> 00:14:10,593 Ah! 278 00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:13,529 [indistinct whispering] 279 00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:17,600 [gasps] 280 00:14:17,602 --> 00:14:19,034 Oh, no! Oh, no. 281 00:14:19,036 --> 00:14:21,036 Go back in! Go back in! 282 00:14:21,038 --> 00:14:23,324 No! 283 00:14:26,177 --> 00:14:27,810 [high-pitched snarl] 284 00:14:27,812 --> 00:14:31,013 [growls] 285 00:14:31,015 --> 00:14:33,749 You're tiny! 286 00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:35,084 [growls] 287 00:14:35,086 --> 00:14:37,519 And cute! [chuckles] 288 00:14:37,521 --> 00:14:40,456 [growling] [music] 289 00:14:42,826 --> 00:14:44,326 H-h-hey, that's my stuff! 290 00:14:44,328 --> 00:14:47,262 [growling] 291 00:14:59,509 --> 00:15:01,510 Bad demon! Shoo! Shoo! 292 00:15:01,512 --> 00:15:04,480 [growling] 293 00:15:05,548 --> 00:15:08,484 Shoo! 294 00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:10,986 Oh, no! 295 00:15:10,988 --> 00:15:13,088 [growling] 296 00:15:13,090 --> 00:15:15,324 Maybe that wasn't the best idea. 297 00:15:19,596 --> 00:15:22,831 [growls] 298 00:15:22,833 --> 00:15:25,534 Hey, get outta here! 299 00:15:25,536 --> 00:15:28,470 [growling] 300 00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:34,877 [screams] 301 00:15:34,879 --> 00:15:36,545 [screams] 302 00:15:39,916 --> 00:15:42,718 - Huh? - What? 303 00:15:51,795 --> 00:15:54,730 [suspenseful music] 304 00:15:58,702 --> 00:16:01,603 [growls] 305 00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:03,639 [screaming] 306 00:16:03,641 --> 00:16:04,940 [roars] 307 00:16:04,942 --> 00:16:06,395 [all screaming] 308 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,888 [screaming] 309 00:16:14,826 --> 00:16:17,227 [yelling] 310 00:16:20,732 --> 00:16:22,900 Wah! [grunts] 311 00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,471 You're safe now. 312 00:16:27,473 --> 00:16:31,341 [growls] 313 00:16:31,343 --> 00:16:33,844 Here, demon, demon, demon. 314 00:16:33,846 --> 00:16:38,081 Here, Mongolian fist demony-wemony. 315 00:16:38,083 --> 00:16:42,765 Come out, demon. I have a dumpling for you! 316 00:16:42,822 --> 00:16:45,956 [chewing] I have a dumpling for you. 317 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:48,725 I have a... [gulps] 318 00:16:48,727 --> 00:16:49,993 Just come out! 319 00:16:49,995 --> 00:16:52,596 [growls] Oh, that's not good. 320 00:16:52,598 --> 00:16:56,867 - Ah! - Oh, no! Monkey! 321 00:16:56,869 --> 00:17:00,537 [grunts] [growls] 322 00:17:00,539 --> 00:17:03,907 Whoa! How'd he get so huge? 323 00:17:03,909 --> 00:17:04,908 [growling] 324 00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:06,910 [grunts] 325 00:17:06,912 --> 00:17:07,945 Oof! 326 00:17:07,947 --> 00:17:10,881 [growling] 327 00:17:12,784 --> 00:17:14,451 [gasps] 328 00:17:14,453 --> 00:17:18,255 Oof! [grunts] 329 00:17:18,257 --> 00:17:20,257 [roars] 330 00:17:20,259 --> 00:17:22,255 [yelling] It's a demon! 331 00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,995 [gasps] It's a demon! 332 00:17:24,997 --> 00:17:26,830 [growls] Whoa! 333 00:17:26,832 --> 00:17:31,335 [snarls] [screaming] 334 00:17:31,337 --> 00:17:32,336 [growling] 335 00:17:32,338 --> 00:17:34,905 Lam, Chen, and Yang: Cool! 336 00:17:34,907 --> 00:17:36,006 You guys wait here. 337 00:17:36,008 --> 00:17:38,008 Watch close. You'll see some hitting. 338 00:17:38,010 --> 00:17:40,978 - Go get him! - Yeah, do it! 339 00:17:40,980 --> 00:17:44,882 - Right now! - Anything for my fans. 340 00:17:44,884 --> 00:17:47,150 Now let's find out what you got demon, huh? 341 00:17:47,152 --> 00:17:48,151 What you got? 342 00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:51,321 [growling] 343 00:17:51,323 --> 00:17:55,025 Hwah! Ki-ga! 344 00:17:55,027 --> 00:17:56,994 [roars] 345 00:18:00,298 --> 00:18:03,001 Ya! 346 00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:07,437 [thud] 347 00:18:07,439 --> 00:18:10,107 Whoo! Extra point! 348 00:18:10,109 --> 00:18:12,075 [cheering] 349 00:18:12,077 --> 00:18:14,411 Po is the dragon! He will never be beat. 350 00:18:14,413 --> 00:18:16,880 Po is the warrior! Chee... 351 00:18:16,882 --> 00:18:20,851 [growls] 352 00:18:20,853 --> 00:18:24,421 Did you just get bigger, or did my eyes get smaller? 353 00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:25,555 Hit him, Dragon Warrior! 354 00:18:25,557 --> 00:18:28,525 Pound him, kung fu legend, Puncher of evil! 355 00:18:28,527 --> 00:18:31,461 [growling] 356 00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:36,993 Ya! 357 00:18:39,038 --> 00:18:40,370 Hiya! 358 00:18:43,107 --> 00:18:44,074 Yeah! 359 00:18:44,076 --> 00:18:46,343 - All: Fight! Fight! Fight! - How do you like that hitting? 360 00:18:46,345 --> 00:18:47,377 Lam, Chen, and Yang: Fight! Fight! Fight! 361 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:50,314 [growling] 362 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:56,353 I don't like this getting-bigger thingy. 363 00:18:56,355 --> 00:18:57,521 All: Fight! Fight! Fight! 364 00:18:57,523 --> 00:18:58,956 Fight! Fight! Fight! 365 00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:03,260 Wait a minute. If hitting it makes it bigger, 366 00:19:03,262 --> 00:19:07,264 then not hitting it... Bring it, demon! 367 00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:10,200 [growling] 368 00:19:18,042 --> 00:19:19,476 That's it! 369 00:19:19,478 --> 00:19:20,978 [growls] 370 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:23,814 Tell me you've got more than that! 371 00:19:25,024 --> 00:19:27,517 Why are you running from him, Dragon Warrior? 372 00:19:27,519 --> 00:19:29,152 Ah... I'm not running away! 373 00:19:29,154 --> 00:19:33,623 See how I'm awesomely avoiding conflict? 374 00:19:33,625 --> 00:19:36,460 What a rip-off! He's scared of him. 375 00:19:36,462 --> 00:19:39,162 No, I'm not scared of him. 376 00:19:39,164 --> 00:19:41,631 Whoa! 377 00:19:41,633 --> 00:19:42,866 No! 378 00:19:42,868 --> 00:19:44,701 Oof! 379 00:19:44,703 --> 00:19:47,637 - Boo! - He never hits anything. 380 00:19:47,639 --> 00:19:51,375 Use your fist! Use it for punching, Puncher of evil! 381 00:19:51,377 --> 00:19:56,013 Okay, I will! Ah! 382 00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:58,882 [growling] 383 00:19:58,884 --> 00:20:00,650 Lam, Chen, and Yang: Hit! Hit! Hit! 384 00:20:00,652 --> 00:20:03,887 Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! 385 00:20:04,089 --> 00:20:06,723 Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! Hit! 386 00:20:06,825 --> 00:20:08,025 No. 387 00:20:08,027 --> 00:20:10,961 [snarls] 388 00:20:12,363 --> 00:20:15,365 [yells] 389 00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:18,502 [grunts] 390 00:20:18,504 --> 00:20:21,905 Boo! Get off the stage. 391 00:20:21,907 --> 00:20:23,974 Come on. Let's go. 392 00:20:23,976 --> 00:20:26,977 [solemn music] 393 00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:32,282 [grunts] [snarls] 394 00:20:32,284 --> 00:20:35,819 I may have lost my fans, but I'm not losing to you. 395 00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:38,755 [roars] 396 00:20:39,891 --> 00:20:42,893 [growling] 397 00:20:45,963 --> 00:20:48,832 Huh! [growling] 398 00:20:48,834 --> 00:20:53,236 [thud] 399 00:20:53,238 --> 00:20:54,871 [crash] 400 00:20:54,873 --> 00:20:56,706 [smack] 401 00:20:56,708 --> 00:20:59,376 [growling] 402 00:20:59,378 --> 00:21:03,513 [grunts] Guys! A little help trapping him? 403 00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:07,751 I need a demon jar! Uh... is that a thing? 404 00:21:07,753 --> 00:21:10,804 - Do we have those lying around? - No. 405 00:21:10,839 --> 00:21:13,852 Fortunately, they can be repaired fairly easily. 406 00:21:13,887 --> 00:21:17,860 Now, panda. [growls] 407 00:21:18,230 --> 00:21:19,763 [laughs nervously] 408 00:21:19,765 --> 00:21:23,667 That was an awful lot of trouble just to impress your fans. 409 00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:26,603 I hope it was worth it. 410 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:33,977 [knock at door] 411 00:21:33,979 --> 00:21:38,048 Whoever enters the Dragon's... Uh, forget it. 412 00:21:44,121 --> 00:21:46,489 Hey. 413 00:21:46,491 --> 00:21:48,792 [sighs] Look, out there... 414 00:21:48,794 --> 00:21:52,696 - Why didn't you fight him? - Aw, you barely hit him at all! 415 00:21:52,698 --> 00:21:56,366 - You let him beat you! - Oh, did I? 416 00:21:56,368 --> 00:21:57,734 All: Whoa! 417 00:21:57,736 --> 00:22:00,036 The Mongolian fist demon. 418 00:22:00,038 --> 00:22:01,204 All: Cool! 419 00:22:01,206 --> 00:22:03,807 [gasps] 420 00:22:03,809 --> 00:22:06,610 You beat it? Incredible! How? 421 00:22:06,612 --> 00:22:08,812 Y-you didn't even hit it! 422 00:22:08,814 --> 00:22:12,249 Being a hero is not all about hitting. 423 00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:16,820 Maybe 10%. And it's 90% about not getting hit. 424 00:22:16,822 --> 00:22:18,355 [belches] 425 00:22:18,357 --> 00:22:19,689 And about 5% gas. 426 00:22:19,691 --> 00:22:24,094 - Can we keep this? - The Mongolian fistemon is one thing, 427 00:22:24,096 --> 00:22:27,264 but, as defeated by the Dragon Warrior, whoa! 428 00:22:27,266 --> 00:22:31,334 Uh, it'd be, like, the centerpiece of our Dragon Warrior fan club. 429 00:22:31,336 --> 00:22:36,506 - Oh, you have a fan club? - Yeah. 430 00:22:36,508 --> 00:22:38,775 We're sorry for doubting you, Po. 431 00:22:38,777 --> 00:22:44,047 Guess we didn't know what it takes to be so bodaciously awesome. 432 00:22:44,049 --> 00:22:46,349 That's all right. And in the coming weeks, 433 00:22:46,351 --> 00:22:49,119 I'll show you a few more kung fu skills. 434 00:22:49,121 --> 00:22:50,253 All: Yeah! 435 00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,955 Strength! Hiya! 436 00:22:51,957 --> 00:22:53,423 Stamina! Kee! 437 00:22:53,425 --> 00:22:54,524 And control! Gah! 438 00:22:54,526 --> 00:22:55,525 [jar shattering] 439 00:22:55,527 --> 00:22:58,762 [snarls] Oops. 440 00:22:58,764 --> 00:23:00,830 [screaming] 441 00:23:00,832 --> 00:23:04,658 Bad demon! Down, boy! Ah! No! Ah! 442 00:23:05,811 --> 00:23:08,788 -- sync by Rafael UPD -- www.addic7ed.com 443 00:23:08,789 --> 00:23:12,823 corrections & webdl resync by f1nc0 - - addic7ed.com - - 444 00:23:12,873 --> 00:23:17,423 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 31081

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