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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,748 --> 00:00:03,215 APPA: Okay, see you. 2 00:00:04,318 --> 00:00:06,218 Excuse me? Can I please use your washroom? 3 00:00:06,219 --> 00:00:07,953 - Of course. Just in the back. - (BABY CRYING) 4 00:00:07,954 --> 00:00:09,455 WOMAN: Thank you. 5 00:00:09,456 --> 00:00:11,991 Oh, you want me hold baby while you go? 6 00:00:11,992 --> 00:00:14,260 Oh. No, it's not for me, it's for Ocean. 7 00:00:14,261 --> 00:00:17,663 - You're going to ocean? - No, well, yes, sometimes. 8 00:00:17,664 --> 00:00:19,999 "Ocean" is my baby's name. 9 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,400 Oh. Very interesting name. 10 00:00:21,401 --> 00:00:22,902 It's a boy or girl? 11 00:00:22,903 --> 00:00:24,637 Oh, I'd rather not say. We don't want 12 00:00:24,638 --> 00:00:26,739 to put any gender expectations on her, 13 00:00:26,740 --> 00:00:28,107 or him. 14 00:00:28,108 --> 00:00:30,943 - So, in the back? - Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 15 00:00:30,944 --> 00:00:32,578 Oh, wait! You forget the diaper. 16 00:00:32,579 --> 00:00:35,948 But no problem, we sell. Good price, too. 17 00:00:35,949 --> 00:00:37,716 WOMAN: No, we don't use diapers. 18 00:00:38,452 --> 00:00:39,518 Uh-huh? 19 00:00:39,519 --> 00:00:40,686 We're practicing 20 00:00:40,687 --> 00:00:42,521 the Elimination Communication method. 21 00:00:42,522 --> 00:00:45,124 I think he/she need a diaper. 22 00:00:45,125 --> 00:00:48,260 It's a totally natural environmentally aware... 23 00:00:48,261 --> 00:00:49,495 (EXCLAIMS) 24 00:00:49,496 --> 00:00:51,464 - (BABY COOS) - Yeah. 25 00:00:51,465 --> 00:00:54,767 No problem. We also sell paper towel. 26 00:00:54,768 --> 00:00:57,370 Gender neutral. Good price, too. 27 00:00:57,371 --> 00:00:59,472 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 28 00:01:10,078 --> 00:01:16,017 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 29 00:01:17,831 --> 00:01:19,598 - (TV PLAYING) - Is it supposed to be funny 30 00:01:19,599 --> 00:01:21,767 when he puts the mask on, or takes it off? 31 00:01:21,768 --> 00:01:24,370 That's the thing. It plays on so many levels. 32 00:01:24,938 --> 00:01:26,005 (BOTH LAUGH) 33 00:01:26,006 --> 00:01:27,540 - GERALD: Hey, Raj. - Hey. 34 00:01:27,541 --> 00:01:29,341 Hey, you guys wanna order some food? 35 00:01:29,342 --> 00:01:30,409 We have popcorn. 36 00:01:30,410 --> 00:01:31,944 Janet has popcorn, she's not sharing. 37 00:01:31,945 --> 00:01:33,045 I can. 38 00:01:34,581 --> 00:01:36,015 - (CHUCKLES) - Did you... 39 00:01:36,016 --> 00:01:37,249 Good thing this isn't your job. 40 00:01:37,250 --> 00:01:38,551 RAJ: How would this be a job? 41 00:01:38,552 --> 00:01:39,652 - (CHUCKLES) - (CELL PHONE RINGING) 42 00:01:39,653 --> 00:01:41,354 It's my parents. Everyone shut up. 43 00:01:41,355 --> 00:01:42,588 Why would we have to shut up? 44 00:01:42,589 --> 00:01:43,756 Shh! 45 00:01:45,159 --> 00:01:46,693 - Hello. - Janet. 46 00:01:46,694 --> 00:01:48,261 - Hey, Appa. - What you're doing? 47 00:01:48,262 --> 00:01:50,029 Nothing, just hanging out by myself. 48 00:01:50,030 --> 00:01:51,331 Say hi for me. 49 00:01:51,332 --> 00:01:54,100 - Who's that? - Gerald. He just came in. 50 00:01:54,101 --> 00:01:55,568 GERALD: Hey, man, you like Vietnamese? 51 00:01:55,569 --> 00:01:57,003 JANET: Yes. 52 00:01:57,004 --> 00:02:00,139 I'm man. Gerald calls me "man" sometimes 'cause we're bros. 53 00:02:00,140 --> 00:02:01,274 APPA: I don't care. 54 00:02:01,275 --> 00:02:03,543 Need you to work tomorrow. Okay, see you. 55 00:02:03,544 --> 00:02:06,078 Oh, wait. No, Appa I can't... 56 00:02:07,114 --> 00:02:08,548 I feel like I missed something. 57 00:02:08,549 --> 00:02:10,383 My parents don't know about Raj. 58 00:02:10,384 --> 00:02:12,585 I meant in the movie, but I got you. 59 00:02:12,586 --> 00:02:14,320 Her parents are a little intense. 60 00:02:14,321 --> 00:02:16,756 And we're pretty caj. Casual. 61 00:02:16,757 --> 00:02:19,559 Keeping it on the DL. Down low. 62 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:21,094 It's super clear now. 63 00:02:21,095 --> 00:02:22,862 So, are we still in a sensitive area, 64 00:02:22,863 --> 00:02:24,130 or can we talk about dinner? 65 00:02:24,131 --> 00:02:26,532 - What do you feel like? - What about Indian? 66 00:02:26,533 --> 00:02:28,501 Or would you prefer Korean? 67 00:02:29,503 --> 00:02:30,603 What? 68 00:02:33,907 --> 00:02:35,041 As if. 69 00:02:35,042 --> 00:02:36,442 I thought you were studying. 70 00:02:36,443 --> 00:02:38,010 I am, people keep messaging. 71 00:02:38,011 --> 00:02:39,712 Well, guess we have to shut that down. 72 00:02:40,481 --> 00:02:41,581 Really? 73 00:02:41,582 --> 00:02:44,250 You can have it back when you're done. 74 00:02:44,251 --> 00:02:46,386 - (MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING) - (PEOPLE WHOOPING) 75 00:02:46,387 --> 00:02:48,888 (SCOFFS) Someone's having a good time. 76 00:02:48,889 --> 00:02:50,423 You want me to talk to them for you? 77 00:02:50,424 --> 00:02:52,592 No, it's cool. 78 00:02:52,593 --> 00:02:54,293 Hey, remember that party at Cowboy's, 79 00:02:54,294 --> 00:02:55,862 where you took a bath? 80 00:02:55,863 --> 00:02:57,563 Yeah, my shirt was on fire. 81 00:02:57,564 --> 00:02:58,898 Yeah, but why take a bath? 82 00:02:58,899 --> 00:03:00,800 Because you were in the fridge. 83 00:03:00,801 --> 00:03:02,802 I was in the fridge. 84 00:03:02,803 --> 00:03:05,204 - Man, that was a wild night. - Yeah. 85 00:03:05,205 --> 00:03:06,472 You know, I don't think we've had a party 86 00:03:06,473 --> 00:03:07,573 since I moved in here. 87 00:03:07,574 --> 00:03:08,841 Really? 88 00:03:08,842 --> 00:03:10,309 Come to think of it, when was the last time 89 00:03:10,310 --> 00:03:11,890 - we even went to a party? - (MUMBLES) 90 00:03:12,646 --> 00:03:14,447 Dude. 91 00:03:14,448 --> 00:03:16,315 - We're having a party. - A rager. 92 00:03:16,316 --> 00:03:17,750 The kind where you wake up the next morning 93 00:03:17,751 --> 00:03:18,818 and it's still happening. 94 00:03:18,819 --> 00:03:20,319 Friends, girls, strangers... 95 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,321 That weird guy who only wants to be in charge of music. 96 00:03:22,322 --> 00:03:23,890 (LAUGHING) Yeah, just like in high school. 97 00:03:23,891 --> 00:03:26,058 Well, technically, you're still studying high school. 98 00:03:26,059 --> 00:03:27,160 So, it is a high school party. 99 00:03:27,161 --> 00:03:28,227 Well, let's not call it that. 100 00:03:28,228 --> 00:03:30,062 - But party! - Yeah! A party! 101 00:03:31,231 --> 00:03:33,232 BOTH: Whoo! 102 00:03:33,233 --> 00:03:34,901 Or we could just crash the one down the hall. 103 00:03:34,902 --> 00:03:36,335 Not on a school night. 104 00:03:41,275 --> 00:03:42,742 There's too many "eights" in that row. 105 00:03:42,743 --> 00:03:46,212 Book make mistake. See? 106 00:03:46,213 --> 00:03:47,480 Hmm. 107 00:03:47,481 --> 00:03:51,384 Answer is a mistake, too. I get different book. 108 00:03:52,553 --> 00:03:54,520 Ah, Mr. Kim. 109 00:03:54,521 --> 00:03:56,189 You remember my son, Raj? 110 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:57,957 Hi, Mr. Kim, it's been a while. 111 00:03:57,958 --> 00:04:01,327 APPA: Hello, Raj, you daddy talk about you all the time. 112 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:02,662 MR. MEHTA: Please, Mr. Kim. 113 00:04:02,663 --> 00:04:05,598 The Mehta men wear flattery like an ill-fitting cap. 114 00:04:05,599 --> 00:04:07,467 Humility is our greatest attribute. 115 00:04:07,468 --> 00:04:08,901 I can tell. 116 00:04:08,902 --> 00:04:10,503 - You remember Janet? - Hey. 117 00:04:10,971 --> 00:04:12,071 Hey. 118 00:04:12,072 --> 00:04:13,272 Janet practically runs the store, now. 119 00:04:13,273 --> 00:04:14,373 Not really. 120 00:04:14,374 --> 00:04:16,108 Tell Mr. Kim how you will soon graduate 121 00:04:16,109 --> 00:04:17,743 top of your medical class. 122 00:04:17,744 --> 00:04:18,845 You just do. 123 00:04:18,846 --> 00:04:20,880 He's on the precipice of great things. 124 00:04:20,881 --> 00:04:22,682 Janet in university, too. 125 00:04:22,683 --> 00:04:24,817 - Kind of. - Thanks, Appa. 126 00:04:24,818 --> 00:04:27,019 - Art school. - I think it's great. 127 00:04:28,121 --> 00:04:29,388 Ah, there she is, 128 00:04:29,389 --> 00:04:32,024 the matriarch of the Kim dynasty. 129 00:04:32,025 --> 00:04:33,125 Hello. 130 00:04:34,561 --> 00:04:37,396 Nice to see you, too. (CHUCKLES) 131 00:04:37,397 --> 00:04:39,031 Sink is clog again. 132 00:04:39,032 --> 00:04:41,968 I tell you stop dumping coffee ground. 133 00:04:41,969 --> 00:04:45,872 Well, we're off. Raj is taking me to a full-priced movie. 134 00:04:45,873 --> 00:04:47,974 He won't even let me sneak in our snacks. 135 00:04:47,975 --> 00:04:49,475 We will be purchasing them. 136 00:04:49,476 --> 00:04:52,245 Again, full price. The mind boggles! 137 00:04:52,246 --> 00:04:53,446 Okay, see you. 138 00:04:53,447 --> 00:04:55,181 - Bye. - Bye. 139 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:59,852 Why he always doing like kiss-kiss kiss-kiss? 140 00:04:59,853 --> 00:05:01,287 Maybe it's an Indian thing. 141 00:05:01,288 --> 00:05:03,990 It's creepy thing. Mehta men. 142 00:05:05,025 --> 00:05:07,193 - I go fix sink, now. - JANET: Mmm-hmm. 143 00:05:07,194 --> 00:05:09,128 Maybe we get the coffee powder machine, hmm? 144 00:05:09,129 --> 00:05:12,832 No, they too smart. Make me nervous. 145 00:05:12,833 --> 00:05:14,867 (SIGHS) Janet. 146 00:05:14,868 --> 00:05:16,135 (GRUNTS) 147 00:05:29,016 --> 00:05:31,217 RAJ: (WHISPERS) Surprise! 148 00:05:31,218 --> 00:05:32,885 Why didn't you tell me you're coming? 149 00:05:38,091 --> 00:05:39,191 Hmm. 150 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:43,529 JANET: Call me. RAJ: Bye. 151 00:05:43,530 --> 00:05:44,630 (APPA SIGHS) 152 00:05:45,332 --> 00:05:46,866 Mehta men. 153 00:05:52,172 --> 00:05:54,240 What do you mean, "Maybe"? You gotta come. 154 00:05:54,241 --> 00:05:56,842 It's gonna be crazy, like, 155 00:05:56,843 --> 00:05:59,178 punch the wall, hide your CDs crazy. 156 00:05:59,179 --> 00:06:01,213 You guys still have CDs? 157 00:06:01,214 --> 00:06:03,950 I got a 2Pac CD signed by Shania Twain. 158 00:06:03,951 --> 00:06:05,451 Feel like there's a story there. 159 00:06:05,452 --> 00:06:07,420 - You just heard it. - You should come. 160 00:06:08,722 --> 00:06:10,423 Sure, sounds like fun. 161 00:06:10,424 --> 00:06:13,893 Oh, I'm definitely going, if I can find a babysitter, 162 00:06:13,894 --> 00:06:16,095 'cause I'm supposed to babysit. 163 00:06:16,096 --> 00:06:18,931 - Are you good with kids? - Not usually. 164 00:06:23,403 --> 00:06:25,605 Hey, I heard about the party. 165 00:06:25,606 --> 00:06:26,939 I'm really looking forward to it. 166 00:06:26,940 --> 00:06:28,474 Yeah, I was just about to fire you off a note. 167 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:29,976 Kimchee didn't mention if it was dinner 168 00:06:29,977 --> 00:06:31,711 or just drinks, or maybe tapas... 169 00:06:31,712 --> 00:06:33,112 Oh, definitely not dinner, 170 00:06:33,113 --> 00:06:34,947 but there'll be some bowl food and bags of stuff. 171 00:06:34,948 --> 00:06:36,482 We'll bring an appetizer. 172 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:37,950 Oh, no, it's really not that kind of... 173 00:06:37,951 --> 00:06:39,652 Oh, I insist, I know what hosting's like. 174 00:06:39,653 --> 00:06:40,886 I helped Alejandro 175 00:06:40,887 --> 00:06:42,855 throw a work wine and cheese last week. 176 00:06:42,856 --> 00:06:44,056 I put little flags in the cheese, 177 00:06:44,057 --> 00:06:45,157 so people knew where it came from. 178 00:06:45,158 --> 00:06:46,659 But then people took the flags out 179 00:06:46,660 --> 00:06:48,427 to cut the cheese. Ugh, it was chaos. 180 00:06:48,428 --> 00:06:50,396 Nobody knew what they were eating. I mean, yes, cheese. 181 00:06:50,397 --> 00:06:53,299 But was it Manchego, or cave-aged Gruyere? 182 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,801 Anyway, I'll bring cheese and flags. 183 00:06:55,802 --> 00:06:56,902 Well, you don't have to. 184 00:06:56,903 --> 00:06:58,004 Like I said, it was pretty casual. 185 00:06:58,005 --> 00:06:59,205 Oh, I love it. 186 00:06:59,206 --> 00:07:00,740 I'm so excited to see your place. 187 00:07:00,741 --> 00:07:03,275 I've always wondered what your apartment looks like. 188 00:07:03,276 --> 00:07:05,111 I mean, I wonder what all of my employees' places 189 00:07:05,112 --> 00:07:06,512 looks like and not just yours. 190 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:07,847 Yeah, yeah, I get it. 191 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:09,582 But we will be there Friday 192 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,517 to see your place. 193 00:07:14,655 --> 00:07:15,755 (SIGHS) 194 00:07:18,158 --> 00:07:20,426 - So, how is store? - Fine. 195 00:07:20,427 --> 00:07:22,628 Hmm. No trouble? 196 00:07:22,629 --> 00:07:24,664 Someone paid with a sock full of change, 197 00:07:24,665 --> 00:07:26,332 but I'll let you count it. 198 00:07:26,333 --> 00:07:28,868 - Interesting. - Not really. 199 00:07:28,869 --> 00:07:33,439 No special visitor? No kissing bandit? 200 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:35,141 - Were you spying on me? - No. 201 00:07:35,142 --> 00:07:37,376 I see you when I stocking drink that you forget. 202 00:07:37,377 --> 00:07:39,278 - You were spying. - Not spying, 203 00:07:39,279 --> 00:07:41,347 just walking and looking. 204 00:07:41,348 --> 00:07:45,718 Don't tell Umma, she'll freak. Besides, it's not serious. 205 00:07:46,753 --> 00:07:48,888 Look serious. 206 00:07:48,889 --> 00:07:51,190 Well, I guess it could be serious one day, 207 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:52,725 maybe, I don't know. 208 00:07:52,726 --> 00:07:54,694 - What? - I not say anything. 209 00:07:54,695 --> 00:07:56,228 Can't two people just... 210 00:07:56,229 --> 00:07:57,897 I mean, why does everything have to be 211 00:07:57,898 --> 00:07:59,431 like a whole, you know... 212 00:08:00,534 --> 00:08:01,734 Yeah. 213 00:08:01,735 --> 00:08:04,870 Don't tell Umma, please. She's gonna ruin everything. 214 00:08:05,839 --> 00:08:08,774 Don't worry. I'm like a safe. 215 00:08:08,775 --> 00:08:10,810 No secret escaping this. 216 00:08:12,312 --> 00:08:14,280 You know, your Umma afraid of giraffe? 217 00:08:14,281 --> 00:08:15,347 No. 218 00:08:15,348 --> 00:08:16,916 Because it's a secret in Appa safe. 219 00:08:16,917 --> 00:08:18,818 It was a secret. 220 00:08:18,819 --> 00:08:20,252 Free sample for new customer. 221 00:08:20,253 --> 00:08:22,988 Safe closing, now. 222 00:08:28,595 --> 00:08:29,995 Whoa! 223 00:08:29,996 --> 00:08:33,002 If you need money, just ask. Don't pawn my stuff. 224 00:08:33,003 --> 00:08:34,504 I'm just taking this stuff down for the party 225 00:08:34,505 --> 00:08:35,905 to protect it. 226 00:08:35,906 --> 00:08:37,907 Shouldn't we keep the good stuff out where we can see it? 227 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:40,376 I guess, it's just, we're not 18, you know? 228 00:08:40,377 --> 00:08:41,944 Shouldn't we have like nicer stuff? 229 00:08:41,945 --> 00:08:43,513 We have nice stuff. 230 00:08:43,514 --> 00:08:46,315 Most of which is mine, and it's in my apartment. 231 00:08:46,316 --> 00:08:47,617 Well, I have been here almost three years, 232 00:08:47,618 --> 00:08:49,018 so you could argue it's our apartment. 233 00:08:49,019 --> 00:08:50,219 You'd lose that argument. 234 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:51,554 Yeah, but practically speaking... 235 00:08:51,555 --> 00:08:53,723 - Is your name on the lease? - I'm not sure. 236 00:08:53,724 --> 00:08:55,558 - Your name on the bills? - It's included in the rent. 237 00:08:55,559 --> 00:08:57,593 It's included in your rent. 238 00:08:57,594 --> 00:08:59,862 All I'm saying is, maybe we should get some frame prints. 239 00:08:59,863 --> 00:09:02,698 - Some curtains, towels. - We have towels! 240 00:09:02,699 --> 00:09:04,767 You have a towel, I have a bath mat. 241 00:09:04,768 --> 00:09:07,670 Huh. Third towel. I like it. 242 00:09:07,671 --> 00:09:09,439 Swap out the Doritos with some appetizers. 243 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,907 Get some wine and craft beer. 244 00:09:10,908 --> 00:09:13,676 I found a great soul coffee playlist on Spotify. 245 00:09:13,677 --> 00:09:15,111 I see what you're doing. 246 00:09:15,112 --> 00:09:16,446 You're trying to make our party all lame 247 00:09:16,447 --> 00:09:17,680 because Shalejandro is coming. 248 00:09:17,681 --> 00:09:19,849 What? No. Are they even? 249 00:09:20,584 --> 00:09:21,851 It's gonna be a great time. 250 00:09:21,852 --> 00:09:23,519 And I figured if we're gonna throw a party, 251 00:09:23,520 --> 00:09:24,687 we might as well go all out. 252 00:09:24,688 --> 00:09:26,556 Hmm. Pimp the place up. 253 00:09:26,557 --> 00:09:28,991 Yeah, I wouldn't say "pimp," but yeah. 254 00:09:28,992 --> 00:09:30,927 Maybe even get a door for my bedroom. 255 00:09:30,928 --> 00:09:32,228 Ooh, pimp Jung a door! 256 00:09:32,229 --> 00:09:33,563 Well, like a high end pimp. 257 00:09:33,564 --> 00:09:35,531 Classy escort door. Got it. 258 00:09:37,568 --> 00:09:39,302 UMMA: Mmm. 259 00:09:39,303 --> 00:09:42,038 - Oh, that's a nice... - Yeah. 260 00:09:42,039 --> 00:09:45,141 Mrs. Mehta show to me. She is so crafty. 261 00:09:45,142 --> 00:09:47,910 They is nice family. (CHUCKLES) 262 00:09:47,911 --> 00:09:50,113 How she ended up with Mr. Mehta? 263 00:09:50,114 --> 00:09:53,049 Ah, he not so bad. Good businessman. 264 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,750 And smart, too. 265 00:09:54,751 --> 00:09:57,120 He know all downtown free parking spot. 266 00:09:57,121 --> 00:10:00,556 - What you talking? - Nothing. 267 00:10:00,557 --> 00:10:02,158 You're not telling me something? 268 00:10:02,159 --> 00:10:04,126 No. 269 00:10:06,263 --> 00:10:08,898 Well, if it's about Janet, she already tell me. 270 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,467 About, uh, you know... 271 00:10:11,468 --> 00:10:15,471 No. I don't know. Who? 272 00:10:15,472 --> 00:10:18,274 Boy. She don't want to tell you. 273 00:10:18,275 --> 00:10:20,042 Worried you can't keep secrets. 274 00:10:20,043 --> 00:10:22,178 Ha! She already tell me. 275 00:10:22,179 --> 00:10:23,613 That's what she want you to think. 276 00:10:23,614 --> 00:10:26,415 - But I see her and Raj. - Raj? 277 00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:27,483 (EXCLAIMS) 278 00:10:27,484 --> 00:10:29,185 - Raj Mehta? - No. 279 00:10:29,186 --> 00:10:31,320 Raj, uh, Smith. 280 00:10:32,489 --> 00:10:34,290 (SIGHS) Okay. 281 00:10:34,291 --> 00:10:36,159 Janet really like him. 282 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:39,061 And he's a good boy, going to be doctor. 283 00:10:39,062 --> 00:10:41,864 And you like Mrs. Mehta. 284 00:10:41,865 --> 00:10:44,367 Besides, you sneak attack so can't say anything. 285 00:10:45,869 --> 00:10:47,470 Janet is happy? 286 00:10:48,672 --> 00:10:50,006 Yeah. 287 00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:51,574 She act kind of weird. 288 00:10:51,575 --> 00:10:53,609 I think that means she's happy. 289 00:10:54,711 --> 00:10:57,613 - Raj is nice to her? - I think so. 290 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,718 - How long you keep secret? - Six hour. 291 00:11:03,387 --> 00:11:05,121 New record. 292 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,734 Yo, I just got us an amazing deal 293 00:11:13,735 --> 00:11:15,336 on a new couch, delivery included. 294 00:11:15,337 --> 00:11:16,604 Oh! That's cool. 295 00:11:16,605 --> 00:11:18,306 What did I do? Oh, yeah, not much. 296 00:11:18,307 --> 00:11:20,708 Just found a set sale at a prop warehouse. 297 00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:24,178 - Delivery not included. - Whoa. 298 00:11:24,179 --> 00:11:26,280 Roman pillars, New York City. 299 00:11:26,748 --> 00:11:28,416 A timber wolf. 300 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:31,986 All of mankind's greatest achievements in one van. 301 00:11:31,987 --> 00:11:33,721 - That's, uh... - Awesome. 302 00:11:33,722 --> 00:11:35,223 - (CAMERA CLICKS) - I know. I was like, 303 00:11:35,224 --> 00:11:37,024 "Get in the van before they change their mind." 304 00:11:37,025 --> 00:11:38,993 - Is that a cauldron? - You tell me. 305 00:11:38,994 --> 00:11:40,761 - It is. - Now I know. 306 00:11:40,762 --> 00:11:42,063 Yeah, this is all great, 307 00:11:42,064 --> 00:11:43,631 but, uh, we should see how it works 308 00:11:43,632 --> 00:11:45,266 in the space before we commit to anything. 309 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:46,734 See how it goes with the new couch. 310 00:11:46,735 --> 00:11:49,437 Wolves go with everything. 311 00:11:52,074 --> 00:11:54,375 Looked a lot smaller in the store. 312 00:11:54,376 --> 00:11:57,144 How'd they get it in here? 313 00:11:57,145 --> 00:11:59,013 Did I mention it was half-off? 314 00:11:59,014 --> 00:12:01,015 There's another half? 315 00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:09,943 UMMA: Ah, Mrs. Mehta. 316 00:12:09,944 --> 00:12:11,144 Mr. Mehta. 317 00:12:11,145 --> 00:12:13,680 - Mrs. Kim. (LAUGHS) - (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) 318 00:12:15,850 --> 00:12:17,351 You don't mind the kiss-kiss? 319 00:12:17,352 --> 00:12:18,585 Better her than me. 320 00:12:18,586 --> 00:12:21,121 - Hmm. - Exciting news is at hand. 321 00:12:21,122 --> 00:12:23,890 Raj just told us he's engaged. 322 00:12:23,891 --> 00:12:25,192 MR. MEHTA: I wanted to tell them. 323 00:12:25,193 --> 00:12:26,259 MRS. MEHTA: I know. 324 00:12:26,260 --> 00:12:27,761 Why Janet not tell us? 325 00:12:27,762 --> 00:12:28,962 I can see you are stunned. 326 00:12:28,963 --> 00:12:30,397 I know this is all very sudden. 327 00:12:30,398 --> 00:12:31,765 Yeah, maybe too sudden. 328 00:12:31,766 --> 00:12:35,068 Yes, they're young, but only by Western standards. 329 00:12:35,069 --> 00:12:37,437 In the east, Raj would be a grandfather by now. 330 00:12:37,438 --> 00:12:38,772 MRS. MEHTA: They're so happy, 331 00:12:38,773 --> 00:12:41,274 and Raj couldn't have chosen a more charming girl. 332 00:12:41,976 --> 00:12:43,076 Yeah, well... 333 00:12:43,077 --> 00:12:44,845 Divya Badhwar. 334 00:12:44,846 --> 00:12:47,047 Is that how you say "congratulations"? 335 00:12:47,048 --> 00:12:48,849 No, it's her name. 336 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:51,485 She went to school with Raj and Janet, remember? 337 00:12:51,486 --> 00:12:53,120 - What's happening? - I don't know. 338 00:12:53,121 --> 00:12:55,222 Of course, you're invited to the engagement party. 339 00:12:55,223 --> 00:12:57,424 There'll be many eligible bachelors there. 340 00:12:57,425 --> 00:13:00,160 Maybe you'll finally find a suitable match for Janet. 341 00:13:00,161 --> 00:13:01,361 MR. MEHTA: Ah. 342 00:13:08,536 --> 00:13:10,504 Everyone be careful with the upholstery. 343 00:13:10,505 --> 00:13:12,005 And the cauldron! 344 00:13:12,006 --> 00:13:14,341 But the couch is leather, so be extra careful. 345 00:13:14,342 --> 00:13:19,046 The cauldron is fire, so be extra, extra careful! 346 00:13:19,047 --> 00:13:20,814 Your place reminds me of Storage Wars. 347 00:13:20,815 --> 00:13:22,849 Thanks. 348 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:24,851 - Hi. - Oh, hey. Um... 349 00:13:24,852 --> 00:13:26,119 Let me get your jacket. 350 00:13:28,389 --> 00:13:30,157 Oh, I can just put it in the closet. 351 00:13:31,192 --> 00:13:33,603 - Oh. - Is this a walk-in? 352 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,405 I think it's a bedroom. 353 00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:37,674 Like in Harry Potter. 354 00:13:37,675 --> 00:13:40,077 Hey, is this a Harry Potter theme party? 355 00:13:40,078 --> 00:13:42,412 - I'll take that. - SHANNON: Thanks. 356 00:13:42,413 --> 00:13:45,382 The baked brie just goes in the oven for 10 minutes. 357 00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,651 Or over the cauldron for less. 358 00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:50,120 Oh, yeah, excuse the decor, it's not really my thing. 359 00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,422 I'm just kind of crashing here until I buy, you know. 360 00:13:52,423 --> 00:13:53,724 It's hilarious. 361 00:13:53,725 --> 00:13:56,760 - Hey, do you have kids? - What? No. 362 00:13:56,761 --> 00:13:58,328 Jung just got a door. 363 00:13:58,329 --> 00:13:59,763 Where? 364 00:13:59,764 --> 00:14:01,331 He means that thing, but it's stupid, 365 00:14:01,332 --> 00:14:02,599 I never use it. 366 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:04,601 Um, would you guys like some wine? 367 00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:07,671 - Yeah. - I have a $30 bottle, a $35... 368 00:14:07,672 --> 00:14:08,939 Uh, I might even have an $80. 369 00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:10,173 Red or white? 370 00:14:10,174 --> 00:14:11,805 It's hard to say. The bottles are pretty dark. 371 00:14:11,806 --> 00:14:13,410 Let's just say $35. 372 00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:17,180 (DOOR OPENS) 373 00:14:17,181 --> 00:14:19,583 Hey, guys, I might have to leave early tonight. 374 00:14:19,584 --> 00:14:23,353 You can do whatever you want. (EXCLAIMS) 375 00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:24,454 JANET: Great. 376 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,092 Appa, you said you wouldn't tell. 377 00:14:29,093 --> 00:14:30,193 I'm sorry, Janet. 378 00:14:31,129 --> 00:14:32,229 I'm so sorry. 379 00:14:32,864 --> 00:14:34,898 It's okay. 380 00:14:34,899 --> 00:14:37,367 - You aren't mad at me? - No. 381 00:14:37,368 --> 00:14:39,603 You did nothing wrong, you hear me? 382 00:14:39,604 --> 00:14:40,837 - Nothing. - Okay. 383 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,239 I just thought you'd be upset 384 00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,840 'cause he's not a Christian or Korean. 385 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:47,878 No. Here. These are for you. 386 00:14:47,879 --> 00:14:50,313 Clearly, someone's sick, dying or dead. 387 00:14:51,582 --> 00:14:52,682 Janet, 388 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,986 Raj is engaged. 389 00:14:55,987 --> 00:14:57,287 (CHUCKLES) 390 00:14:57,288 --> 00:15:00,657 - What are you talking about? - He's getting married. 391 00:15:00,658 --> 00:15:02,492 - Not to you. - (CHUCKLES) 392 00:15:07,665 --> 00:15:09,666 Yeah, I know. 393 00:15:09,667 --> 00:15:12,202 Like I said, things between us were totally casual. 394 00:15:12,203 --> 00:15:14,337 - No strings, no commitment. - Yeah. 395 00:15:14,338 --> 00:15:16,673 - No commitment to you. - Appa. 396 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:20,911 I'm fine. I'm 100% coolio. 397 00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:23,580 Mehta men. 398 00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:25,849 I'm going to do some hapkido to Raj. 399 00:15:25,850 --> 00:15:28,752 No, first, yell, then do Hapkido to Raj, 400 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:31,154 then yell more while I do Hapkido to Raj! 401 00:15:31,155 --> 00:15:33,390 No! You're not gonna say or do anything 402 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:34,958 to Raj or the Mehtas. 403 00:15:34,959 --> 00:15:37,027 This is my business and I'll handle it. 404 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:38,862 Okay. 405 00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:40,664 Yeah. 406 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:44,167 I'm totally fine. 407 00:15:44,168 --> 00:15:46,336 And I'm gonna eat these pork rinds 408 00:15:46,337 --> 00:15:48,672 like a totally fine person would. 409 00:15:48,673 --> 00:15:49,973 With ice cream! 410 00:15:56,815 --> 00:15:58,983 What the hell, man? You make fun of the door? 411 00:15:58,984 --> 00:16:00,684 I carried that home on the subway for you. 412 00:16:00,685 --> 00:16:01,752 Dude, relax. 413 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:02,820 So, my place is good enough 414 00:16:02,821 --> 00:16:04,288 to take you in, but not for you to live in? 415 00:16:04,289 --> 00:16:05,756 According to you, I'm just a guest, so... 416 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,258 What kind of guest has a couch that you can see from space? 417 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:10,861 I love this couch. It's a riot. 418 00:16:10,862 --> 00:16:12,696 Babe, did you see this couch? 419 00:16:12,697 --> 00:16:14,965 Yes, obviously. 420 00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:16,033 I mean... 421 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:17,935 Both of you, uh, sleep on the couch? 422 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,336 Of course, they don't. 423 00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:20,738 - You don't, do you? - No. 424 00:16:20,739 --> 00:16:22,039 Good. 425 00:16:22,040 --> 00:16:23,140 (SIGHS) 426 00:16:23,141 --> 00:16:25,142 Okay, if everybody could just stop eating, 427 00:16:25,143 --> 00:16:26,643 or drinking near the couch, 428 00:16:26,644 --> 00:16:28,412 that would be great, thank you. 429 00:16:29,581 --> 00:16:31,348 And could you stop putting coats in my room? 430 00:16:31,349 --> 00:16:32,449 It's not a closet. 431 00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:34,318 Then stop hanging clothes on the wolf, 432 00:16:34,319 --> 00:16:35,386 he's not a closet, either. 433 00:16:35,387 --> 00:16:37,421 The dog is perfect for it. 434 00:16:37,422 --> 00:16:39,923 Not a dog, boreal predator. 435 00:16:39,924 --> 00:16:42,092 And your room is perfect for coats 436 00:16:42,093 --> 00:16:45,262 because it has a door now! 437 00:16:45,263 --> 00:16:47,164 Sorry, we had a chip situation. 438 00:16:47,165 --> 00:16:48,298 Where should I put the broom? 439 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:50,159 - Just leave it. - I'll put it in the closet. 440 00:16:50,735 --> 00:16:51,935 JUNG: What? 441 00:16:53,405 --> 00:16:55,773 Fine. You want the coats off the dog? 442 00:16:55,774 --> 00:16:57,374 (CLATTERING) 443 00:16:57,375 --> 00:16:59,409 - (PANTING) - Kimch, it was an accident. 444 00:17:00,912 --> 00:17:02,880 - (GRUNTS) - (CROWD EXCLAIMS) 445 00:17:02,881 --> 00:17:04,615 Dude, what the hell is your problem? 446 00:17:04,616 --> 00:17:06,884 Do you have any idea how much this couch costs? 447 00:17:06,885 --> 00:17:08,552 Do you know how much that wolf cost? 448 00:17:08,553 --> 00:17:09,853 It's your own fault! 449 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,555 Bringing in a couch that's so expensive 450 00:17:11,556 --> 00:17:13,123 into a place that's so crappy. 451 00:17:13,124 --> 00:17:14,425 That's what you think, right? 452 00:17:14,426 --> 00:17:15,626 You wanna know what I think? 453 00:17:15,627 --> 00:17:17,494 No problem. You know what takes out red wine? 454 00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,163 White wine. 455 00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,398 No, no. That's the $80 bottle. 456 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,968 - Food fight! - Ow! 457 00:17:24,969 --> 00:17:26,103 TERENCE: Sorry. 458 00:17:26,104 --> 00:17:28,138 Look, maybe everybody should just leave. 459 00:17:28,139 --> 00:17:29,840 It's clear that some of us aren't wanted. 460 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,042 Yeah, maybe some of you aren't. 461 00:17:32,043 --> 00:17:33,877 It's your place, your call. 462 00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:36,380 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 463 00:17:36,381 --> 00:17:39,550 Yeah, sorry, I kind of invited some more people. 464 00:17:39,551 --> 00:17:41,118 I hope there's enough room on the couch. 465 00:17:41,119 --> 00:17:43,887 Oh, yeah! 466 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:47,291 This is the second best night of my life. 467 00:17:47,292 --> 00:17:50,994 Also, someone is burning a cheese flag in the cauldron. 468 00:17:50,995 --> 00:17:52,062 I am pretty sure that's illegal. 469 00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:53,323 - (DOOR OPENS) - (WOMEN WHOOP) 470 00:17:58,937 --> 00:18:00,871 Hi, Mr. Kim, is Janet around? 471 00:18:03,675 --> 00:18:06,643 Maybe you not talk to Janet anymore. 472 00:18:06,644 --> 00:18:09,713 Maybe you not to talk to anyone anymore. 473 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:11,048 Appa, I got this. 474 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,488 I'm so sorry. 475 00:18:17,489 --> 00:18:18,856 I should've told you about Divya, 476 00:18:18,857 --> 00:18:21,425 but I figured we both knew this was casual. 477 00:18:21,426 --> 00:18:22,759 Sure, we weren't serious, 478 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,862 but you were seriously not serious. 479 00:18:24,863 --> 00:18:27,064 - I know, and I... - Divya Badhwar? 480 00:18:28,433 --> 00:18:31,902 We went to school together. What is wrong with you? 481 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:34,705 - Janet... - I am not upset. 482 00:18:34,706 --> 00:18:39,309 I am angry, and sometimes I cry when I'm angry. 483 00:18:39,310 --> 00:18:41,345 These tears are not for you, they're for me 484 00:18:41,346 --> 00:18:43,547 for wasting so much time with you. 485 00:18:43,548 --> 00:18:45,149 You just... 486 00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:46,383 (GROANS IN FRUSTRATION) 487 00:18:46,384 --> 00:18:48,986 You is horrible boy who make terrible choice! 488 00:18:48,987 --> 00:18:51,255 You don't deserve Janet. 489 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:56,059 She is most special, most beautiful, most talented! 490 00:18:58,163 --> 00:19:00,631 These tears are not for you, either. 491 00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:01,765 I'm sorry. 492 00:19:04,736 --> 00:19:07,638 I didn't mean to upset you. 493 00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:08,805 Or you. 494 00:19:14,078 --> 00:19:17,314 Yeah, I think he learned his lesson, huh? 495 00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:19,316 Thanks, Appa. 496 00:19:20,451 --> 00:19:23,453 Come. We eat from our sad-food group. 497 00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,989 Starting with cookie dough ice cream. 498 00:19:25,990 --> 00:19:29,326 - And peanut butter. - And Cheez Doodles. 499 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:37,883 Did he fall off the balcony or was he thrown? 500 00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:40,137 I think he jumped. 501 00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:43,373 - It's a ceramic dog. - He was a timber wolf. 502 00:19:43,374 --> 00:19:44,541 Just the two of you live here? 503 00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,243 No one hiding in the bedroom or the closet? 504 00:19:46,244 --> 00:19:47,911 Uh, that's also a bedroom. 505 00:19:48,479 --> 00:19:49,746 My bad. 506 00:19:49,747 --> 00:19:51,281 Look, I got a complaint, so I have to write a report. 507 00:19:51,282 --> 00:19:52,382 Whose place is it? 508 00:19:53,885 --> 00:19:55,118 It's both of ours. 509 00:19:55,119 --> 00:19:56,920 Well, I've just been kinda staying here for a bit. 510 00:19:56,921 --> 00:19:59,556 No. This is your home now. 511 00:19:59,557 --> 00:20:00,991 Guys, I just need a name. 512 00:20:00,992 --> 00:20:02,459 - Split the fine? - Fifty-fifty? 513 00:20:02,460 --> 00:20:04,528 It's not a fine, it's just a warning. 514 00:20:04,529 --> 00:20:05,996 Oh, then you can put my name down. 515 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,464 - Or mine. - You know what? 516 00:20:07,465 --> 00:20:08,966 Put down both of our names. 517 00:20:08,967 --> 00:20:10,934 That way, it's official. 518 00:20:10,935 --> 00:20:12,169 I don't know your names. 519 00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:16,966 - Terence. - Alejandro. 520 00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:22,117 Don't worry, Janet. 521 00:20:22,473 --> 00:20:23,873 One day, you'll find a good boy. 522 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:24,941 I know. 523 00:20:24,942 --> 00:20:26,409 Maybe not today, 524 00:20:26,410 --> 00:20:28,612 maybe not tomorrow, but one day. 525 00:20:28,613 --> 00:20:31,448 Maybe in the late fall, huh? Sweater season. 526 00:20:31,449 --> 00:20:34,050 Everybody looks good in a sweater, huh? 527 00:20:34,051 --> 00:20:36,119 - JANET: Mmm-hmm. - Who it? 528 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:37,787 - JANET: Um, Mark. - You know him? 529 00:20:37,788 --> 00:20:40,890 Yeah, he's 23. Has a pet bird. 530 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:44,127 - Mmm, sound strange. - Mmm, you're right. Not him. 531 00:20:44,795 --> 00:20:46,096 What about him? 532 00:20:46,097 --> 00:20:48,331 Why is he taking a selfie picture in the bathroom? 533 00:20:48,332 --> 00:20:50,333 Yeah, I don't like him, either. 534 00:20:50,334 --> 00:20:51,968 Next. 535 00:20:51,969 --> 00:20:53,169 No. 536 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:54,471 No. 537 00:20:54,472 --> 00:20:56,373 No. Stop. 538 00:20:56,374 --> 00:20:59,609 Jacob, 21, likes windsurfing. 539 00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:03,613 - Appa? - Shh. 540 00:21:03,614 --> 00:21:06,082 Trying to picture Jacob windsurfing. 541 00:21:06,651 --> 00:21:08,451 Yeah, he's pretty good. 542 00:21:08,452 --> 00:21:10,420 - Should we keep him? - Yeah. 543 00:21:10,421 --> 00:21:13,089 Now, what's this video game called? 544 00:21:13,090 --> 00:21:14,357 - Dating. - Hmm. 545 00:21:14,358 --> 00:21:16,493 Maybe it's better as a single-player game, hmm? 546 00:21:16,494 --> 00:21:17,594 I think so. 547 00:21:21,098 --> 00:21:23,399 You better not get high score. 548 00:21:23,768 --> 00:21:28,868 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 549 00:21:28,918 --> 00:21:33,468 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 38708

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