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BUNKD on KC Undercover... I
thought you said you were
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with your sick grandma.
You thought I was KC.
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Aha. I'm not. I'm her cousin Kassandra.
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Her cousin? Byron knows
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that something's up,
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and I cannot blow my cover.
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Too bad you don't have a secret twin
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locked in your basement.
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Hello, Bernice.
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Whassup, ugly?
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Hi, Byron!
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Remember my cousin Kassandra
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who you thought didn't exist?
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I need to go to the bathroom.
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Uh, well, then I'll just go with you.
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[both grunting]
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Bernice is dangerous,
and it's all my fault
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because I'm the one who let her
out, and I don't know what to do.
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What you should have done is
had me wear that KC disguise
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that I wore to cover for
you for the Organization.
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Nooooo, I don't wanna go to jail.
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Good job, Marisa, you're
coming off really believable.
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[KC] Don't make me take you, Bernice!
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Nooo, I thought you were my friend!
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I hate that I have to talk
to this convict Bernice.
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Just saying her name makes
me sick to my stomach...
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"Bernice." Uggh! Sick!
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I tell you, just sick.
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Hey, sweetie, how ya holdin' up?
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Terrible. It's scary in here.
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[sighs] I know, I know.
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Just... you know what, think about it
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as full-time detention.
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They don't hose you down and
delouse you in detention.
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To make it even worse,
they have me sleeping
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on a mattress with questionable stains.
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Well, on the bright side, you're
not sleeping on the floor.
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I have to use the communal shower.
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Oh! Okay.
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So what I'm hearing is,
you're being exposed
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to lots of new people.
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I'm only allowed six squares
of toilet paper a day.
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Six. Yeah. I found out the hard way
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when I wasted three on a sneeze.
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So, in other words, um...
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Uh, yeah, there's no
good spin on that one.
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Listen, just hang in there, okay? I'm
getting lots of leads on Bernice
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and I should be locating
her really soon.
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Okay.
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Ow.
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How the heck am I gonna find Bernice?
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? Oh, when danger comes for you ?
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? You know I'll stand beside you ?
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? 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ?
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? I always find a way, a
way out of the fire ?
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? But don't tell nobody, tell nobody ?
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? I'm not perfect, so many things I ?
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? Want to tell you, but I ?
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? I keep it undercover ?
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? Living my life on red alert ?
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? Doing my thing, gonna make it work ?
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? Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ?
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? But I always got your back ?
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? Nobody can do it like I can ?
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? I got to find out who I am ?
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? Ain't got to worry about me ?
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? It's all part of the plan ?
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? I keep it undercover ?
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? I keep it undercover ?
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Well, it looks like
Marisa's stuck in prison
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till we can find Bernice.
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You know, for once, I'd like this house
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to descend into chaos
while I'm on a mission
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and your father's at home.
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All right, what do we know?
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Nothing. Bernice could be
anywhere at this point.
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We don't even know her last name
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or if Bernice is just an alias.
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And for her sake, I hope it is,
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'cause who names their kid Bernice?
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My original name was 6212171
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dash X2P.
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"Bernice" doesn't sound
as bad now, does it?
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Uh, KC, there's something
you should see on the TV.
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Okay, Ernie, you can bore me with
your dragon shows later, all right?
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You're on TV.
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TV: We have a composite
sketch of the suspect,
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a young female
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who so far has robbed
14 convenience stores.
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She's been dubbed the
Inconvenience Store Robber.
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KC! How could you?!
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Oh, yeah, that makes
tons of sense, Ernie.
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While you were in the bathroom
I drove to Pennsylvania
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and robbed 14 convenience stores.
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Well, you could have been.
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He was in there for over an hour.
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The girl came in, and I took
one look at those evil eyes,
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I knew she was up to no good.
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She took all the cash out the register,
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and even took all the pennies out the
Give A Penny, Take A Penny dish!
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Now, what kind of monster does that?
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Hey, don't look at me,
I always give a penny!
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You know what, I'm going to Pennsylvania
and I'm gonna catch Bernice.
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Don't you think we should go
with you for backup? I got this.
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So you're gonna take care
of this all on your own?
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Uh, yeah, all on my own.
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Sorta like how you decided
to bust Bernice out
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all on your own, and then let
her escape all on your own?
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And then disguise your best friend
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and put her in jail all on your own?
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Sure, go ahead! Mess it all up again
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all on your own.
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Excuse me, are you implying
I can't do this by myself?
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I'm not implying, I'm sayin' it.
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You know what? Your brother's right.
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Judy, Ernie, you're going with KC.
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What? Mom, I... They're
coming with you, KC,
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no if, ands, or buts.
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If there's no buts, then
why is Ernie going?
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Oh, no. She's back.
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Look, the cash register's
empty, but help yourself
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to all the beef jerky you
want, just don't hurt me.
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Okay, relax, relax,
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I am not the one who robbed you, okay?
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The woman who robbed you
is an escaped convict
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who got a face transplant, and...
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You know what, just
give me some beef jerky
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and you go crouch in
the corner somewhere.
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Um, you don't eat beef jerky.
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Oh, it's not for me.
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What was that for?!
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That was for coming with me
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when I clearly told you
I didn't need any help.
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You know what, Judy, go scan
the parking lot for clues.
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Based on the tire tracks and paint
transfer on that light pole,
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we're looking for a 2004 American-made
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four-door sedan in midnight blue.
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The Inconvenience Store
Robber has struck again
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In Cherry Hill, New Jersey.
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Looks like we're headed to Cherry Hill.
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Cherry Hill. A township
in Camden County.
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Population 71,000, making it the
15th most populous municipality
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in New Jersey.
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Current weather: 71 degrees.
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Hmm. Thank goodness I'm not
doing this mission alone.
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I mean, how else would I have
learned those useless facts?
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Well, I guess you could have
done a simple Web search
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with the key words...
Okay, you know what?
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Just get in the car.
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Um, what are you doing?
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I'm righting a wrong.
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[knock on door]
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Hey, Lucy, what's up? Hey!
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Well, I am worried sick
about my daughter Marisa.
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Aw, don't worry. I'm
sure she'll graduate...
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eventually.
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But this isn't even about school.
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No, Marisa is missing.
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No, no, she's not missing.
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Oh. Um, she's...
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been staying here with us at our house.
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Why?
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Why? Because, you know,
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she's... is mad. At you.
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I mean really mad.
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She ran away from home
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and only got as far as next door?
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Boy, that girl is lazier
than I thought she was.
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Wait, wait. Why is she even mad at me?
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Because, you know, 'cause
of that thing you did.
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Oh, because I took away...
Yep, uh-huh, that's it.
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Wow. Well, thanks so
much for watching her.
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I'm just gonna take her home now.
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Oh. Uh... Marisa!
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[sing-songy] Time to come ? ho-ome ?
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You know what, Lucy? She's
not here right now.
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She'll be back in an hour.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Well, she better be,
because I'm coming back
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when the big hand is on the 12
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and the little hand is on the...
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[phone beeps] Set the
timer for one hour.
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No problem...
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...that a case of prosthetics,
a voice modulator,
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and a good wig can't solve.
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[turns off engine]
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Okay, so this was the last
convenience store Bernice robbed.
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I'm gonna go in. You two stay here.
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I need to go with you. I
need a quick recharge.
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Maybe they'll let me plug in.
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Yeah, an eleven-year-old
with a retractable cord
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that comes out of her butt
and plugs into the wall?
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That's definitely not gonna
raise any suspicion.
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It's a truck stop in Jersey.
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I guaranty they've seen worse.
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Listen, you two stay here.
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At least put this ski mask on.
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You don't want the clerk
to think you're Bernice.
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He can't think you're a threat.
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You want me to put this ski mask on
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so that I don't look like a robber?
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Uh... yeah.
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Well, it sounds dumb when
you put it like that.
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Uh, no, it sounds dumb
any way you put it.
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( electronic tones )
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Uh, Judy, what the heck did you
eat at that convenience store?
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I'm getting a breaking news report.
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And the infamous
Inconvenience Store Robber
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has now identified herself.
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Hey. Hey. I'm KC. KC Cooper.
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That's C-O-O-P-E-R.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Look at this face.
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This is the face of danger.
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And I will not stop
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until I am dragged away to
prison for the rest of my life.
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And I deserve to pay for my crimes.
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With these pennies.
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You guys, what am I supposed to do now?
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Everybody thinks that I'm the robber.
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I'm gonna be a wanted woman.
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Well, there's a first
time for everything.
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HbSNEYCH catching up to her.
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According to the police scanner,
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she just robbed this convenience store
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five minutes ago.
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KC, the cops could be here any second,
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and you've been identified.
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So we'll go in and talk
to the store clerk.
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Well, then, what am I supposed to do?
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You just sit here, all alone,
and don't of anything.
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You know, pretend it's one of
your regular Saturday nights.
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[laughing]
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Ha ha ha ha. I don't know
why you're laughing.
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That's every night for you.
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[police scanner] KC Cooper,
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the Inconvenience Store Robber,
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has just been seen heading east
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on Route 78.
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Ernie, Judy, I've located Bernice.
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I'm gonna go get her.
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No! Don't go alone! Wait for us!
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Guys, I got this, okay?
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I do not need your help.
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[starts car]
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I'm in pursuit.
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[laughs] Of myself.
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[knock on door]
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Hmm.
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Marisa Clarissa Miller!
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You get your butt down here right now!
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[Kira's voice] Okay...
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here comes undercover mother.
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[beep]
255
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,739
[Marisa's voice] Hello, Mother.
256
00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,842
I am a teenage runaway,
and it is all your fault.
257
00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,747
Look, Marisa, I know I did that thing
258
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:24,683
that made you mad and stuff,
259
00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:25,917
but enough is enough.
260
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,018
It's time to come home now.
261
00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,087
I am not coming home, Mother,
262
00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:31,756
and I honestly don't know when
I will be ready to come home.
263
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,826
So until then, I bid you... adieu.
264
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:38,763
Don't you sass me with
your fancy Cooper words.
265
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,832
You're coming home with me right now.
266
00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:41,933
No, I'm not. Yes, you are!
267
00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,668
No, I'm not! Yes, you are!
268
00:11:43,704 --> 00:11:45,837
No, I'm not! What if
I take you shopping?
269
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,105
Can we buy Kira something expensive
270
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,040
to thank her for her hospitality? Sure!
271
00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,676
What are we waiting for, Mommy?
Let's go!
272
00:11:58,819 --> 00:12:03,755
Aha, there you are, you beautiful-on-the-outside,
ugly-on-the-inside maniac.
273
00:12:05,726 --> 00:12:08,693
Okay. Ernie, Judy, I
got eyes on Bernice.
274
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,994
Good teamwork, KC.
275
00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:12,063
We were supposed to be doing
this mission together.
276
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,834
A big part of backing you up
is not being left back here.
277
00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:23,875
Well, if it isn't ugly-on-the-outide,
ugly-on-the-inside KC.
278
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,746
- [crashing]
- [tires squealing]
279
00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:40,792
Hey! Pull over, you
penny-stealing psychopath!
280
00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:43,027
Go read a dictionary, book worm!
281
00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,065
Having a fortitude of loquaciousness
282
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:48,867
is nothing to be ashamed of.
283
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:53,705
In other words, having a
good vocabulary is cool!
284
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,875
[helicopter hovering]
285
00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:58,076
[helicopter loudspeaker] KC Cooper,
286
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,078
we recognize your face of danger.
287
00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,981
Exit your vehicle with your hands up.
288
00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,618
[Bernice revs engine]
289
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,954
[sighs]
290
00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,756
Hey, uh, Ernie?
291
00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:13,024
Judy? Ha ha.
292
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:14,759
Something kind of funny happened
293
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,060
while I was trying to
track down Bernice.
294
00:13:16,096 --> 00:13:18,763
We know. You're getting arrested.
295
00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:20,031
How'd you guys know that?
296
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:21,966
Uh, we're watching it on the news.
297
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,638
But hey, on the bright side,
298
00:13:26,673 --> 00:13:28,873
you did it all on your own.
299
00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:33,812
Hey, guys.
300
00:13:38,635 --> 00:13:40,869
by having an 11-year-old
behind the wheel?
301
00:13:40,904 --> 00:13:43,571
Hey, when your feet are long
enough to reach the pedals,
302
00:13:43,607 --> 00:13:45,773
you can drive.
303
00:13:45,809 --> 00:13:48,843
Why are we even bothering
to help KC at this point?
304
00:13:48,879 --> 00:13:51,579
Based on Bernice's pattern of robbery,
305
00:13:51,615 --> 00:13:52,914
she's heading north-by-northeast,
306
00:13:52,949 --> 00:13:55,583
which means she can only
be heading to one place:
307
00:13:55,619 --> 00:13:58,720
Iceland! She's gonna hide in
the Land of Fire and Ice!
308
00:14:00,824 --> 00:14:04,626
Hey, look at that, I grabbed a car
that has more than one dipstick.
309
00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:08,863
Bernice is heading to Park
Avenue in New York City.
310
00:14:08,899 --> 00:14:11,499
Where there are rich people,
there are plastic surgeons,
311
00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:14,569
and Bernice wants nothing more
than to get her old face back.
312
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:18,406
So she's been robbing the convenience
stores to pay for her surgery!
313
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:20,842
What if we're already too
late and she has a new face?
314
00:14:20,877 --> 00:14:23,711
Then we'll just beat it down
till it looks like KC again.
315
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:31,719
So, what do you feel like ordering?
316
00:14:31,755 --> 00:14:35,757
I'm wondering if they have
that shrimp pasta special?
317
00:14:35,792 --> 00:14:38,526
Marisa! You're allergic to shrimp!
318
00:14:39,663 --> 00:14:41,563
Yeah, I know, I know.
319
00:14:41,598 --> 00:14:42,864
I was just making sure that...
320
00:14:42,899 --> 00:14:44,799
that they didn't have it
321
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:46,834
in anything I order.
322
00:14:49,739 --> 00:14:52,874
You know, Mom, thank you so much
for taking me shopping today.
323
00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:56,711
I know Kira is gonna love those
expensive, fancy shoes we got her.
324
00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:59,714
You put so much thought into that gift
325
00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:01,849
you'd think you were
buying 'em for yourself.
326
00:15:01,885 --> 00:15:04,385
[forced laughter]
327
00:15:04,421 --> 00:15:06,854
Well, you always taught
me to be generous, so...
328
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:09,524
No... No, I didn't.
329
00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:12,627
I did have fun with you today.
330
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,629
You are really growing up.
331
00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:18,633
You know, Lucy... uh, I mean, Mom...
332
00:15:18,668 --> 00:15:20,602
I had fun too.
333
00:15:20,637 --> 00:15:22,437
I'm really lucky I have you.
334
00:15:22,472 --> 00:15:23,805
Tell me about it.
335
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,675
Can you imagine if you'd be stuck
with that Kira as a mother?
336
00:15:27,711 --> 00:15:30,511
Excuse me?
337
00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:33,715
Well, I mean, I... I don't
mean to talk out of turn,
338
00:15:33,750 --> 00:15:35,750
but that Kira is a real mess.
339
00:15:35,785 --> 00:15:38,553
[fake laughter] Well, I
don't know about that.
340
00:15:38,588 --> 00:15:39,821
KC's a straight-A student.
341
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,623
Well, of course she is.
342
00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:43,725
She spends all of her
time at the library
343
00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:45,660
away from that mother of hers.
344
00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:46,894
She's...
345
00:15:46,930 --> 00:15:49,430
sketchy, that Kira.
346
00:15:50,867 --> 00:15:54,435
If by "sketchy" you
mean loving, dedicated
347
00:15:54,471 --> 00:15:55,737
and still got it goin' on.
348
00:15:55,772 --> 00:15:57,672
Well, I'll tell ya,
something's goin' on,
349
00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:00,408
because I once saw her at
two-thirty in the morning
350
00:16:00,443 --> 00:16:02,710
getting into a van
with a strange man...
351
00:16:02,746 --> 00:16:04,746
who was tied up!
352
00:16:06,816 --> 00:16:09,384
Well, you know what, maybe
you should be worrying about
353
00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:10,818
where your own daughter is at night.
354
00:16:12,589 --> 00:16:13,855
Where are you at night?
355
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:17,392
[stammers] In my room, praying,
356
00:16:17,427 --> 00:16:19,827
and thinking about how grateful
I am to have you as a mom.
357
00:16:19,863 --> 00:16:21,829
Now, we weren't talking about me,
358
00:16:21,865 --> 00:16:23,798
we were talking about
that hot mess Kira.
359
00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,533
She's awful, isn't she?
360
00:16:27,604 --> 00:16:29,671
Okay, let's find Bernice.
361
00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:30,838
Excuse me.
362
00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:33,775
Dr. Depardieu? From Paris?
363
00:16:33,810 --> 00:16:35,777
Uh, yes.
364
00:16:35,812 --> 00:16:38,746
Uh, I mean, oui.
365
00:16:38,782 --> 00:16:41,516
Arent you a little young
to be a plastic surgeon?
366
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:44,619
[French accent] Well, that ees
because, I was, how you say it,
367
00:16:44,654 --> 00:16:46,454
child prodigy.
368
00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,856
I graduated medical school at fourteen.
369
00:16:48,892 --> 00:16:51,659
Oh, impressive. And you are?
370
00:16:51,695 --> 00:16:53,828
Uh, these is my surgical nurse.
371
00:16:55,498 --> 00:16:57,532
Coco Takanawa?
372
00:16:58,902 --> 00:17:00,802
Is this some kind of joke?
373
00:17:00,837 --> 00:17:02,837
This is obviously a child.
374
00:17:02,872 --> 00:17:04,772
Ha! Ha!
375
00:17:04,808 --> 00:17:06,841
A child? How flattering.
376
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:09,544
I'm actually a patient of Dr.
Depardieu's,
377
00:17:09,579 --> 00:17:11,713
and I'm sixty-two years young!
378
00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:14,415
But shhh. Don't tell my boyfriend.
379
00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:17,785
Wow! You are good.
380
00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:20,455
Your patient is waiting for
you in operating room A.
381
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:21,756
Is this patient's name Bernice?
382
00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,725
No, it's Harold.
383
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,627
In that case, we need to
consult with Dr. Tuckfeld.
384
00:17:26,663 --> 00:17:30,465
Dr. Tuckfeld is about to start
surgery in operating room B.
385
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:33,468
Well, B is where we'll be.
Right, Dr. Depardieu?
386
00:17:33,503 --> 00:17:35,670
Oui, oui. B-B.
387
00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:38,406
Bye-bye!
388
00:17:38,441 --> 00:17:39,874
Hurry it up, doc, I can't
wait to get rid of
389
00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:41,876
this disgusting excuse for a face.
390
00:17:41,911 --> 00:17:44,479
Not that I mind the business,
391
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:47,615
but I'm not a proponent of
unnecessary plastic surgery.
392
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,584
Ah, who cares what you
think, you quack?
393
00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:51,419
Just start slicing.
394
00:17:51,454 --> 00:17:53,488
Oh, and don't be stingy
with that night-night gas.
395
00:17:53,523 --> 00:17:54,889
I don't want to feel a thing.
396
00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:57,725
Stop that surgery!
397
00:17:57,761 --> 00:17:59,627
Ah, come on! Seriously?
398
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,362
Keep back, Dr. Tuckfeld.
399
00:18:01,397 --> 00:18:03,397
That woman is a dangerous fugitive.
400
00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:04,766
I should have known. The ones who pay
401
00:18:04,801 --> 00:18:07,502
with a backpack full
of cash usually are.
402
00:18:07,537 --> 00:18:09,537
Let the doctor go.
403
00:18:09,572 --> 00:18:11,806
No. Not until I get my old face back.
404
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,509
That's what you think. Nurse?
405
00:18:14,544 --> 00:18:18,513
Ohh! I'm going back to
nose jobs and butt work!
406
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:23,451
Yahh!
407
00:18:25,488 --> 00:18:26,821
[Ernie yelling]
408
00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:30,458
Uh, Judy, you plan on helping?
409
00:18:30,493 --> 00:18:34,495
Hey, I drove the car. Can't
you do anything on your own?
410
00:18:37,467 --> 00:18:38,666
Hey!
411
00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:50,511
Okay, fine.
412
00:18:52,549 --> 00:18:55,583
[whooshing]
413
00:18:58,521 --> 00:19:00,822
I'm an expert in 17 different
kinds of martial arts.
414
00:19:00,857 --> 00:19:03,457
Which one would you prefer
to be beaten up by?
415
00:19:03,493 --> 00:19:04,725
Karate? Yah!
416
00:19:04,761 --> 00:19:06,794
Kung-fu? Waaa.
417
00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:09,764
Or my personal favorite, Judy-Jitsu.
418
00:19:09,799 --> 00:19:12,400
Eeeeyaaagh!
419
00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:20,474
[clank] Aaah! Ow!
420
00:19:22,712 --> 00:19:24,412
This is too weird!
421
00:19:24,447 --> 00:19:26,414
It's like I'm beating up my sister!
422
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:29,584
Give up? No. It's like I'm
beating up my sis-aaah!
423
00:19:29,619 --> 00:19:31,552
[laughing, shouting]
424
00:19:33,857 --> 00:19:38,693
Whoo! I've been waitin'
sixteen years to do that!
425
00:19:39,729 --> 00:19:41,696
[panting] Nurse...
426
00:19:48,905 --> 00:19:51,873
Ah, well. Welcome home, Bernice.
427
00:19:51,908 --> 00:19:55,877
I'm sure they saved a mattress with
questionable stains just for you.
428
00:19:55,912 --> 00:19:58,679
Great. So I escaped for nothing.
429
00:19:58,715 --> 00:20:00,715
I'll be stuck with these
eyebrows forever.
430
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,483
Seriously, what'd you
do, paint them on?
431
00:20:03,753 --> 00:20:06,520
[sing-songy] I'm ? free-ee ?
432
00:20:06,556 --> 00:20:08,623
[Marisa's voice] KC...
433
00:20:08,658 --> 00:20:11,559
Wait, which one of you is KC?
434
00:20:11,594 --> 00:20:12,860
Of course I know which
one of you is KC.
435
00:20:12,896 --> 00:20:14,528
I'd know my best friend anywhere.
436
00:20:14,564 --> 00:20:15,796
Hug me, I'll cut you.
437
00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:18,733
KC!
438
00:20:18,768 --> 00:20:21,535
I'd know my best friend anywhere.
439
00:20:21,571 --> 00:20:22,803
Can I take this off now?
440
00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:23,871
Yeah, sure, go ahead.
441
00:20:23,907 --> 00:20:27,475
[exhales] Whoo!
442
00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:30,544
Lucky. Last time I tried that,
my face hurt for a week.
443
00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,749
I hate you, KC Cooper!
444
00:20:34,784 --> 00:20:37,652
Right back atcha. And I
want my clothes back!
445
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:41,923
Well, Bernice is
officially behind bars.
446
00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:46,460
And I am finally out of ? pri-son ?
447
00:20:46,496 --> 00:20:47,828
I want to say thank you.
448
00:20:47,864 --> 00:20:50,598
You were right. I... I need the backup,
449
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,700
and I could not have pulled this
whole thing off without you.
450
00:20:52,735 --> 00:20:55,536
We know, because you tried. And failed.
451
00:20:55,571 --> 00:20:57,505
And then tried again. And failed.
452
00:20:57,540 --> 00:21:00,675
And then tried again... You make it
very difficult to be nice to you.
453
00:21:02,578 --> 00:21:04,578
I know. It's kind of my thing.
454
00:21:04,614 --> 00:21:07,415
Oh, KC, look, you're on TV.
455
00:21:07,450 --> 00:21:09,583
...in a case of mistaken identity,
456
00:21:09,619 --> 00:21:13,754
the Inconvenience Store Robber was
falsely identified as KC Cooper.
457
00:21:13,790 --> 00:21:17,692
The real KC Cooper, who had
nothing to do with the robberies,
458
00:21:17,727 --> 00:21:20,428
is a straight-A student,
a model citizen,
459
00:21:20,463 --> 00:21:22,797
and a lover of all animals.
460
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,634
Wow. You guys really
think of everything.
461
00:21:26,669 --> 00:21:28,903
I didn't call that in. Neither did I.
462
00:21:30,606 --> 00:21:31,872
What? Some stuff
463
00:21:31,908 --> 00:21:33,908
you still gotta do all on your own.
464
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:38,779
[woman] Rob, your name's on TV!
465
00:21:38,815 --> 00:21:40,481
[boing]
466
00:21:40,531 --> 00:21:45,081
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