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(KC) Previously on KC Undercover...
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- Hey, Byron.
- Hey, KC.
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I'm at this thing my dad dragged me to,
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but I'll be free in time for our movie.
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I can't go tonight because
my grandma is not well.
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I am so sorry. Go take
care of your grandma.
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I hope she feels better.
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Thanks, Byron.
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(Drumming)
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Wow, Dad, that was amazing!
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I'm so glad that we came.
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KC? What are you doing here?
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KC, I thought you said you
were with your sick grandma.
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And since when were you part
of a university drumline?
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You're not even in college yet!
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Uhh... I...
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(Imitates KC) I'm not leaving
until I get an answer, KC.
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I see. See what's happening here.
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- Mm.
- (Chuckles)
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You thought I was KC.
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I'm not. I'm her cousin Cassandra.
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Her cousin?
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Yeah! Yeah, yeah, no,
we're first cousins.
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We look exactly alike.
It's weird, I know,
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but, um, I'm actually
a tiny bit cuter, so...
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Are you messing with me?
'Cause I'm feeling messed with.
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- Mm...
- Look, KC, if you're not interested
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in going out with me, I
wish you would just say so.
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Again, I'm Cassandra.
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So this is more of a KC conversation.
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But I know she's with her grandma,
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so she's probably home by now.
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All right, you want to play this out?
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I'll play this out, KC!
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Or... possibly Cassandra.
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But I'm almost positive... KC.
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I hate my life!
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? Oh, when danger comes for you ?
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? You know I'll stand beside you ?
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? 'Cause ain't nobody
keep their head so cool ?
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? I'll always find a way,
a way out of the fire ?
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? Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ?
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? I'm not perfect ?
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? So many things I wanna tell you ?
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? But I, I, I, I
keep it undercover ?
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? Livin' my life, on red alert ?
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? Doin' my thing,
gonna make it work ?
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? Know I'm the realest,
baby, I'm fearless ?
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? But I always got your back ?
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? Nobody can do it like I can ?
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? I gotta find out who I am ?
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? Ain't got to worry about me ?
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? It's all part of the plan ?
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I keep it undercover.
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I keep it undercover.
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Mom! I almost blew my
cover. Byron's on his way.
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Okay, I have a cousin named
Cassandra who looks exactly like me,
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and I was visiting my sick
grandma, so just go with it, okay?
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- Sick grandma on my side or your dad's?
- Dad's!
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Good, 'cause I don't need you
putting the evil eye on my mama.
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(Knocking)
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(Insistent knocking)
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Byron, hi! Is KC expecting you?
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Oh, why, because she's not home?
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She's not home, is she?
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Yeah, she's upstairs.
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She's still a little
upset about her grandma.
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I mean, I don't know
if she mentioned this,
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but she's not doing very well.
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Not my mama, 'cause
she's healthy as a horse.
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Craig's mom, the woman
only eats at restaurants
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that have a drive-through.
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So, she's really here?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Because I'd like to see her.
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- KC!
- Hey, Byron, what's up?
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Give me your arm.
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I... usually wait for the third
date for arm stuff, but okay.
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Heart rate elevated,
slightly perspiring.
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Why exactly is that, KC?
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Did you just run home for some reason?
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Mm, no. I was upstairs
doing squats, okay?
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You don't think this
just happens, do ya?
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KC, look me in the eye and tell me
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that I didn't just see
you at American University
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in a drumline outfit.
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Oh... drumline.
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- He ran into Cassandra.
- (Both chuckle)
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No, my cousin goes there.
She's on the drumline.
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See, I don't believe you!
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Boy, I know you're
not coming in my house,
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raising your voice and
calling my baby a liar!
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- What's wrong with you!
- Uh...
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Mom, Mom, I think I
got this one, thank you.
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Whoo. Okay, KC, I'm just gonna say it.
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Something's up with you.
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What are you hiding? Because
I know you're lying to my face.
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I'm not lying to you. I told you,
I have a cousin named Cassandra,
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she goes to American University,
and she's on the drumline.
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If you don't believe me, we
could all go to dinner tomorrow.
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- Fine.
- Fine.
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- You better not cancel.
- I won't.
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- Looking forward to it.
- Me too.
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(Scoffs)
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He seems nice.
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- Ugh!
- Worst mission ever!
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The food was terrible, it was too hot,
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and on the plane ride
back, I was all crammed!
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- There was plenty of room!
- For you!
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You lifted up the armrest
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and took one and a half seats!
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Oh... You know, all you've done
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on this entire mission is complain.
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You didn't like the food. You
didn't like the hotel room.
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You didn't like the way that guy threw
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that car door at your head
when you weren't looking.
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Okay, I give you that one.
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I'm just saying,
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if we're gonna risk our lives
doing dangerous missions,
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we may as well be comfortable doing it.
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But it's not just on
missions, it's at home, too!
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"Dad, my WiFi's too slow."
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"Dad, we don't have
enough cable channels."
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"Dad, my turkey tetrazzini's too spicy!"
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You know I have sensitive taste buds!
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Seriously, son, you need to toughen up!
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Okay, I'll just add that to your
growing list of personal critiques.
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"Ernie, toughen up!"
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"Ernie, don't play so many video games!"
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"Ernie, don't be scared of flatworms!"
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You're scared of flatworms?
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If you cut them in half,
they grow into two worms!
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It freaks me out!
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(Groans) Oh, what...
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Okay, know what? Enough is enough.
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You have had it too good for too long.
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You're my son and I love you,
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but I have to do what I think is right,
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and what I think you need
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is a little lesson in tough living.
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So I'm kicking you out of the house.
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Oh, come on, Dad!
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Oh, no, no! I mean
it. Give me your keys.
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For the next 24 hours, you'll
be living in the backyard.
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Fine, just let me get my phone.
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And my laptop. And my tablet.
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And my air mattress.
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No problem! Would you like
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a wake-up call and room service, too?
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- Ooh, that would be nice!
- Get outta here!
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So, I only see two problems with this
whole dinner date with Cassandra thing.
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Um, the first being
there's no Cassandra,
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and the second being...
there's no Cassandra.
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But there will be, okay?
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Marisa, I'm a spy. I've disguised myself
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as, like, a thousand different people.
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I'm pretty sure I can
dress myself as myself.
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All I'm gonna do is use what
we call a quick-change outfit.
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Mm-kay? We use them all the
time when we go undercover.
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Right now you see KC...
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now you see Cassandra.
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(Gasps in amazement) Wow!
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Now you can wear two outfits
I hate at the same time!
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But you can't be in two places at once.
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I know, I know.
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Marisa, I need to
come up with something,
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'cause Byron knows that something's up,
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and I cannot blow my cover.
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Well, it's too bad you don't have
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a secret twin locked in your basement.
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Marisa, I don't say this often enough,
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but you are a genius.
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Oh, well, I hate to brag,
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but I was just accepted
into community college!
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(Laughs)
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Well, I was waitlisted,
but it's looking good.
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I don't know, Agent Cooper.
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Releasing a dangerous,
high-profile criminal
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is extremely irregular.
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Yeah, well, you have
my ID and the paperwork,
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so what more do you need?
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No one said anything to me, though.
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I think I need to double
check with Agent Johnson.
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Okay, sure, I've got nowhere else to be.
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Go ahead, check with Agent
Johnson... during his lunch.
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You know, bother him about
something he's already approved.
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I guess I won't see you at
the Christmas karaoke party.
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Fa-la-la-later.
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Oh, hold on!
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I love that karaoke party.
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I'm supposed to sing "We Are Family"
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with the boys from Accounting.
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Besides, Johnson signed the paperwork.
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Bring out the prisoner.
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Hello, Bernice.
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'Sup, ugly?
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Well! Never thought
I'd see your face again.
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(Chuckles) Don't you see it
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every time you look in the mirror?
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I'm in maximum security, Cooper.
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The only mirror I have is the
stainless steel toilet in my room.
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Which is perfect, because
every time I see my reflection,
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I need something to barf in, anyway!
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Well, I see solitary confinement
hasn't dulled your wit.
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So, what do you want from me, Beanpole?
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I'm about to tell you, Snotnose.
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Look, I need your help with something.
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Ha! Help you.
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I wouldn't spit on you
if you were on fire.
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Unless...
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Okay. I'm sorry, but you are
in no position to negotiate.
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Fine, then take me back
to my toilet mirror!
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Um, on the other hand,
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(Scoffs) what's a little favor
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amongst two friends who
hate each other's guts?
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(Cheerless laugh) What do you want?
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(Sighs) I want a new face.
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Any face. I don't care if you give me
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three noses and one eye,
or a beak with feathers.
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I just can't stand looking
at this ugly mug anymore.
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Fine. You got it.
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I also want smaller feet.
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Okay, eh, eh. Get in line, sister.
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Okay, if they had that procedure...
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I would've done it already.
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Oh, baby, this is good!
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Thank you! I ordered it myself.
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(Ernie wailing)
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Are you sure about this lesson, Craig?
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I mean, Ernie sounds so sad and hungry.
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Nonsense. That's just the
sound of him getting tougher!
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Yeah, but there's no place
for the poor kid to sit down
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because you moved all the
furniture in the garage!
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That's not true. I had
the gardener move it.
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Besides, he can use
Nature's chair... the dirt.
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It just feels cruel.
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Sweetie, I know what I'm doing, okay?
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Any minute now, he's gonna
start gathering materials
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and build himself a shelter, watch.
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Well, what about food? I
mean, the kid needs food.
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(Sighs)
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He's eating my plants, Craig!
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The boy's eating my plants!
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Can't we toss him an apple or something?
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See, that's the problem! You coddle him!
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Well, I'm sorry, but he's my child,
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and I don't want to watch him suffer!
248
00:11:33,730 --> 00:11:35,765
Know what? You're right.
249
00:11:35,767 --> 00:11:37,633
Thank you!
250
00:11:39,202 --> 00:11:41,003
I don't want to watch
him suffer, either!
251
00:11:42,406 --> 00:11:43,572
Problem solved!
252
00:11:45,175 --> 00:11:47,009
Craig Cooper, open that door
253
00:11:47,011 --> 00:11:48,878
and let our son back in this house now!
254
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:51,180
- No!
- I said let him back in!
255
00:11:51,182 --> 00:11:52,415
And I said no.
256
00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,583
I'm warning you, Craig.
257
00:11:54,585 --> 00:11:58,187
(Laughs) Oh, really?
What are you gonna do?
258
00:11:58,189 --> 00:11:59,789
Can we at least talk about...?
259
00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:01,357
(Bolt clicks)
260
00:12:01,359 --> 00:12:03,592
(Laughs)
261
00:12:03,594 --> 00:12:06,195
That's right. That's right.
262
00:12:06,197 --> 00:12:10,433
I'm here to make sure you take no
shortcuts on the path to toughness.
263
00:12:10,435 --> 00:12:12,668
- Mom kicked you out.
- Yeah.
264
00:12:16,206 --> 00:12:18,274
Get your own dinner!
265
00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:25,047
- (Beep, zap)
- Yow, what was that?
266
00:12:25,049 --> 00:12:26,649
A tracking device.
267
00:12:26,651 --> 00:12:29,051
If you thought that you were
gonna escape on my watch,
268
00:12:29,053 --> 00:12:31,287
heh, think again!
269
00:12:31,289 --> 00:12:35,825
Hmm, well, you may be able to
track me, but you can't catch me.
270
00:12:36,827 --> 00:12:39,662
- (Beeps)
- Aaah!
271
00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:43,132
What the heck was that?
272
00:12:43,134 --> 00:12:46,435
Hmm. Anytime you want to try something,
273
00:12:46,437 --> 00:12:48,170
I just press this little button
274
00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:49,839
and 300 volts of electricity
275
00:12:49,841 --> 00:12:52,641
will go through your body, yeah.
276
00:12:52,643 --> 00:12:55,978
Excuse me, did I forget to mention that?
277
00:12:55,980 --> 00:12:57,780
Well, on second thought,
278
00:12:57,782 --> 00:13:00,015
I have no place to be except for prison,
279
00:13:00,017 --> 00:13:03,319
so go ahead... you were saying?
280
00:13:03,321 --> 00:13:06,455
Look, here's the deal, okay?
281
00:13:06,457 --> 00:13:07,823
We're going to dinner tonight,
282
00:13:07,825 --> 00:13:10,092
and I need you to pretend
to be my cousin Cassandra.
283
00:13:10,094 --> 00:13:12,428
She goes to American
University, she's a drummer,
284
00:13:12,430 --> 00:13:15,197
and she's sweet, kind, and respectful.
285
00:13:15,199 --> 00:13:18,100
Hmm! So she's a real
snooze-fest like you.
286
00:13:18,102 --> 00:13:21,504
Listen, Cassandra
doesn't get all mouthy,
287
00:13:21,506 --> 00:13:22,705
okay, or she gets the...
288
00:13:22,707 --> 00:13:25,841
Aah... okay!
289
00:13:25,843 --> 00:13:28,544
I see your point!
290
00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,714
Now, listen, we only have a few hours
291
00:13:31,716 --> 00:13:33,549
before I need to get you back to prison
292
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:36,151
before the guard changes,
so listen carefully.
293
00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:39,755
- When you're pretending to be Cassandra...
- Uh... excuse me.
294
00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:44,793
Cassandra? Shouldn't I be you?
295
00:13:44,795 --> 00:13:47,796
Me? No, Byron already knows me.
296
00:13:47,798 --> 00:13:49,665
He's not gonna think that you're me.
297
00:13:49,667 --> 00:13:51,133
Oh, really? So this boy
298
00:13:51,135 --> 00:13:53,202
knows you better than
your entire family.
299
00:13:53,204 --> 00:13:56,872
Hm, well, I remember
fooling them for two weeks.
300
00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:59,174
In fact, I think the phrase
301
00:13:59,176 --> 00:14:01,143
"You're more likeable than ever"
302
00:14:01,145 --> 00:14:03,546
was uttered on more than one occasion.
303
00:14:03,548 --> 00:14:04,914
- (Zap)
- (Groans)
304
00:14:04,916 --> 00:14:07,082
Yeah. Yeah. I'm in charge.
305
00:14:07,084 --> 00:14:10,185
I'm in charge, okay,
so you're Cassandra.
306
00:14:10,187 --> 00:14:11,353
KC.
307
00:14:11,355 --> 00:14:12,755
Cassandra.
308
00:14:12,757 --> 00:14:14,657
- KC. KC!
- Cassandra. Cassandra!
309
00:14:14,659 --> 00:14:15,724
- KC!
- Cassandra!
310
00:14:15,726 --> 00:14:19,762
- (Zaps)
- Aaah! (Sighs)
311
00:14:19,764 --> 00:14:21,864
You know what? I just decided on my own
312
00:14:21,866 --> 00:14:23,599
that I'd like to be Cassandra.
313
00:14:28,104 --> 00:14:30,573
Listen, you better be
on your best behavior,
314
00:14:30,575 --> 00:14:33,008
or I swear, no new face, and I will...
315
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,544
Yeah, yeah, yeah, zap, zap, zap.
316
00:14:35,546 --> 00:14:38,013
Whatever. Let's just get
this over with, Cassandra.
317
00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:40,583
(Sighs) Okay, for the last time,
318
00:14:40,585 --> 00:14:43,018
you're Cassandra, I'm KC.
319
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,354
Fine. We'll do it your way.
320
00:14:45,356 --> 00:14:47,890
Thank you! Ohh!
321
00:14:47,892 --> 00:14:49,391
(Beeping)
322
00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:52,394
(Whimpers)
323
00:14:52,396 --> 00:14:54,063
Hi, Byron!
324
00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:57,800
Remember my cousin Cassandra
who you thought didn't exist?
325
00:14:57,802 --> 00:15:00,369
Well, Cousin Cassandra, who does exist,
326
00:15:00,371 --> 00:15:02,972
meet Byron.
327
00:15:02,974 --> 00:15:05,841
Byron, nice to meet you again.
328
00:15:06,776 --> 00:15:10,412
I don't know what to say.
329
00:15:10,414 --> 00:15:12,948
Well, you can start by saying hi.
330
00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:16,619
Sorry. Hi.
331
00:15:16,621 --> 00:15:19,054
KC, I feel like a jerk.
332
00:15:19,056 --> 00:15:21,290
I-I thought you made
this whole thing up,
333
00:15:21,292 --> 00:15:23,359
and yet, here she is!
334
00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,595
Here I am!
335
00:15:26,597 --> 00:15:28,063
I'm sorry I called you a liar.
336
00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:29,898
Oh, that's fine.
337
00:15:31,067 --> 00:15:34,003
I'm not really that
great of a person, anyway.
338
00:15:35,772 --> 00:15:37,473
In fact, the more you get to know me,
339
00:15:37,475 --> 00:15:39,041
the less you'll like me!
340
00:15:40,276 --> 00:15:41,910
- (Beep, zap)
- (Groans) Oh...!
341
00:15:41,912 --> 00:15:43,646
I mean, uh...
342
00:15:44,814 --> 00:15:46,415
Apology accepted.
343
00:15:51,821 --> 00:15:54,823
I just can't get over it!
344
00:15:54,825 --> 00:15:57,092
It's like you're the same person!
345
00:15:58,161 --> 00:16:00,462
Heh. Not quite. (Cheerless laugh)
346
00:16:00,464 --> 00:16:05,501
We are two very, very,
very different people.
347
00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:08,971
I think he got your point
348
00:16:08,973 --> 00:16:11,073
after the third or fourth "very."
349
00:16:12,442 --> 00:16:15,210
Really, it's quite
easy to tell us apart.
350
00:16:15,212 --> 00:16:17,146
I'm the one that
thinks life is all about
351
00:16:17,148 --> 00:16:19,281
getting good grades and
playing by the rules.
352
00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:20,983
Mm! (Chuckles)
353
00:16:20,985 --> 00:16:23,852
Well, I'm the one who thinks
I can just do whatever I want
354
00:16:23,854 --> 00:16:26,655
and there's no
consequences for my actions!
355
00:16:26,657 --> 00:16:27,856
I'm boring.
356
00:16:27,858 --> 00:16:29,925
I'm obnoxious.
357
00:16:31,061 --> 00:16:32,227
I'm friendless,
358
00:16:32,229 --> 00:16:33,862
and often have bad gas
359
00:16:33,864 --> 00:16:35,030
and blame it on other people.
360
00:16:35,032 --> 00:16:36,899
Mm...
361
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:41,136
(Cheerless chuckles)
362
00:16:41,138 --> 00:16:45,507
Well, I only have so much patience
with people before I zap them...
363
00:16:45,509 --> 00:16:49,144
- Wait...
- ...with a zinger.
364
00:16:49,146 --> 00:16:50,913
(Laughing)
365
00:16:50,915 --> 00:16:53,716
Yup. Yup. Just kidding!
366
00:16:53,718 --> 00:16:55,217
We love each other.
367
00:16:55,219 --> 00:16:56,885
Aw.
368
00:16:56,887 --> 00:16:58,353
Cousin hug?
369
00:16:58,355 --> 00:17:00,389
Yeah!
370
00:17:00,391 --> 00:17:01,523
Love you, cuz!
371
00:17:01,525 --> 00:17:02,991
(Evil laugh)
372
00:17:02,993 --> 00:17:04,760
(Chuckles)
373
00:17:06,096 --> 00:17:08,063
Aw, that's so nice!
374
00:17:08,065 --> 00:17:10,399
I'm actually really
close with my family, too,
375
00:17:10,401 --> 00:17:13,102
which is something I
guess we have in common.
376
00:17:13,104 --> 00:17:15,070
(Chuckles) I need to go to the bathroom.
377
00:17:15,072 --> 00:17:17,339
Oh. Well, then, I'll just go with you.
378
00:17:17,341 --> 00:17:20,509
Uh, that won't be necessary.
379
00:17:20,511 --> 00:17:23,479
Can do it on my own. Been
doing it for a while now.
380
00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:26,582
But we always go together, remember?
381
00:17:26,584 --> 00:17:27,850
Not this time.
382
00:17:27,852 --> 00:17:29,618
I need to do this on my own,
383
00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:30,953
if you know what I mean.
384
00:17:34,858 --> 00:17:37,559
Uh, yeah, I do know what you mean,
385
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:39,194
which is why I'm going with you.
386
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:41,196
Uh, Cassandra, chill.
387
00:17:41,198 --> 00:17:43,132
Let her go to the bathroom by herself.
388
00:17:43,134 --> 00:17:45,534
I mean, it's not like she's an
escaped convict or something!
389
00:17:45,536 --> 00:17:47,102
No, haha!
390
00:17:47,104 --> 00:17:51,206
Fine, yeah, go ahead. Just,
uh, make smart choices.
391
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:56,311
I don't think she has much of a choice.
392
00:17:56,313 --> 00:17:58,947
You know, usually once
you get inside there,
393
00:17:58,949 --> 00:18:01,150
whatever happens, happens, you know?
394
00:18:01,152 --> 00:18:02,985
(Laughs cheerlessly)
395
00:18:02,987 --> 00:18:04,787
Yeah, so how'd you two meet?
396
00:18:04,789 --> 00:18:07,089
Uh, actually, we're both honor students,
397
00:18:07,091 --> 00:18:10,325
- and we, uh... -(Beep, zap)
- (Bernice screams)
398
00:18:10,327 --> 00:18:13,095
Uh, maybe you actually
should go check on KC.
399
00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:15,430
Mm, no, I think she's fine.
400
00:18:15,432 --> 00:18:15,932
(Beeps)
401
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:22,137
Mm-hmm, on second thought,
it never hurts to check.
402
00:18:25,441 --> 00:18:27,810
(Beeping)
403
00:18:27,812 --> 00:18:29,411
You're not going anywhere!
404
00:18:36,786 --> 00:18:39,154
(Fight grunts)
405
00:18:42,025 --> 00:18:43,358
Whoa!
406
00:18:59,843 --> 00:19:02,544
(Pressured water hissing)
407
00:19:24,701 --> 00:19:26,702
Cassandra, are you okay?
408
00:19:26,704 --> 00:19:28,704
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm good.
409
00:19:28,706 --> 00:19:31,240
I'm good, just uh...
410
00:19:31,242 --> 00:19:33,242
turned the faucet up a
little high, and, uh...
411
00:19:33,244 --> 00:19:34,643
sprayed me a little.
412
00:19:34,645 --> 00:19:36,645
A little?
413
00:19:36,647 --> 00:19:38,580
It looks like you didn't
make it to the stall.
414
00:19:40,149 --> 00:19:41,483
Where's KC?
415
00:19:41,485 --> 00:19:45,220
Uh, she had to leave unexpectedly, or...
416
00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:47,656
not so unexpectedly.
417
00:19:47,658 --> 00:19:49,691
I can't believe she blew me off again.
418
00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:52,194
No, she didn't blow you off.
She told me to tell you that...
419
00:19:52,196 --> 00:19:54,196
You know what? I don't care.
420
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:56,331
Just tell her I said I
know she's hiding something.
421
00:19:56,333 --> 00:19:58,100
What? No, I just told you. She's...
422
00:19:58,102 --> 00:20:00,102
You know what? Really, I
don't even care what it is.
423
00:20:00,104 --> 00:20:02,504
I'm over her, and you can
tell her that I said so.
424
00:20:02,506 --> 00:20:04,273
Uh! Okay!
425
00:20:04,275 --> 00:20:07,142
Fine! My cousin don't want you, anyway!
426
00:20:08,611 --> 00:20:11,079
Oh, man, this was definitely not worth
427
00:20:11,081 --> 00:20:12,614
breaking a maniac out of prison.
428
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,923
Oh, sitting on this ground is
starting to make my back hurt.
429
00:20:20,925 --> 00:20:25,260
Are you sure it's not just
the pain of toughening up?
430
00:20:25,262 --> 00:20:27,195
This is all your fault.
431
00:20:27,197 --> 00:20:30,032
If you weren't so spoiled, I wouldn't
have had to teach you a lesson.
432
00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:33,468
Yeah, because it's always the
child's fault that he's spoiled.
433
00:20:33,470 --> 00:20:36,238
The parent has nothing to do with it.
434
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:39,608
And exactly what lesson have I learned?
435
00:20:39,610 --> 00:20:42,878
That plants and gravel
do not a meal make?
436
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,148
One more word out of you, and...
437
00:20:46,150 --> 00:20:48,216
What, you're gonna kick
me out of the house?
438
00:20:48,218 --> 00:20:51,486
Because it's generally
the people inside the house
439
00:20:51,488 --> 00:20:53,722
who can kick people out of it.
440
00:20:53,724 --> 00:20:55,958
You know what?
441
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,793
I've had enough of this.
442
00:20:59,095 --> 00:21:00,228
I will not...
443
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,130
be locked out...
444
00:21:02,132 --> 00:21:03,398
of my own house!
445
00:21:06,569 --> 00:21:08,236
Uhh!
446
00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:11,239
Yes!
447
00:21:13,343 --> 00:21:16,011
You know the spare key is
actually under that rock, right?
448
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:24,019
Oh. Sorry.
449
00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,587
Oh, don't be.
450
00:21:25,589 --> 00:21:27,055
Come here, son.
451
00:21:28,358 --> 00:21:30,525
This is exactly what I wanted to happen.
452
00:21:30,527 --> 00:21:32,294
See, you're always so laid back.
453
00:21:32,296 --> 00:21:33,996
I wanted you to be a man of action.
454
00:21:33,998 --> 00:21:35,163
I send you out in the world
455
00:21:35,165 --> 00:21:37,332
and I put you in some
dangerous situations,
456
00:21:37,334 --> 00:21:39,768
and I need to know you
can handle yourself.
457
00:21:39,770 --> 00:21:42,204
And clearly you can.
458
00:21:43,272 --> 00:21:44,873
I'm proud of you, boy!
459
00:21:44,875 --> 00:21:46,375
Thanks, Dad!
460
00:21:46,377 --> 00:21:48,877
So, uh, what are we
telling Mom about the door?
461
00:21:48,879 --> 00:21:50,379
Beats me. That's all you!
462
00:21:50,381 --> 00:21:51,680
Man of action.
463
00:21:53,783 --> 00:21:56,785
(Wail) Mom!
464
00:21:58,488 --> 00:22:00,889
Well, Bernice is gone.
465
00:22:00,891 --> 00:22:02,657
I just ran a facial recognition scan
466
00:22:02,659 --> 00:22:04,626
of all the security footage in the area,
467
00:22:04,628 --> 00:22:07,062
and the only face I found was my own!
468
00:22:07,064 --> 00:22:11,366
Apparently, I went to the Olive
Pit with her and left without her,
469
00:22:11,368 --> 00:22:13,969
which I already knew, so...
470
00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:16,071
Well, you know what,
KC, maybe you should've
471
00:22:16,073 --> 00:22:17,873
put some sort of tracker on her.
472
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:21,176
Oh, really, Marisa! Wow,
why didn't I think of that?
473
00:22:21,178 --> 00:22:24,046
I have been the best friend
of a spy for some time now,
474
00:22:24,048 --> 00:22:26,081
so I've learned a few
tricks of the trade.
475
00:22:28,751 --> 00:22:32,554
Marisa, it's not helping,
okay? Seriously, look.
476
00:22:32,556 --> 00:22:35,223
Bernice is dangerous,
okay, and it's all my fault
477
00:22:35,225 --> 00:22:37,225
because I'm the one who let her out,
478
00:22:37,227 --> 00:22:39,194
and I don't know what to do!
479
00:22:39,196 --> 00:22:41,229
You should've never
broken her out of prison.
480
00:22:41,231 --> 00:22:43,999
What you should've done is put
me in one of those KC disguises
481
00:22:44,001 --> 00:22:46,468
like I wore when I had to cover
for you at the Organization.
482
00:22:48,337 --> 00:22:51,006
Marisa, I do not say this often enough,
483
00:22:51,008 --> 00:22:52,941
but you are a genius!
484
00:22:52,943 --> 00:22:54,376
Yay!
485
00:22:54,378 --> 00:22:59,381
No! I don't wanna go to jail!
486
00:22:59,383 --> 00:23:01,817
Good job, Marisa, you're
coming off really believable!
487
00:23:03,352 --> 00:23:05,687
No! No, no, no! I'm not kidding!
488
00:23:05,689 --> 00:23:08,290
I-I-I changed my mind!
I don't wanna be you!
489
00:23:08,292 --> 00:23:10,192
I don't wanna go to jail!
490
00:23:10,194 --> 00:23:12,094
Marisa... Uh, mm!
491
00:23:12,096 --> 00:23:13,595
Excuse me, Officer,
492
00:23:13,597 --> 00:23:16,364
could you help me with this prisoner?
493
00:23:16,366 --> 00:23:18,300
Don't make me tase you, Bernice!
494
00:23:18,302 --> 00:23:20,769
(Marisa sobbing)
495
00:23:22,905 --> 00:23:26,508
No! I thought you were my friend!
496
00:23:28,811 --> 00:23:30,378
(Woman) Rob, your name's on TV!
497
00:23:30,428 --> 00:23:34,978
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