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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,903 --> 00:00:08,173 el Cast Party And that is why I always carry a backup, backup lip gloss. 2 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:15,047 KC, you've been listening? 3 00:00:15,082 --> 00:00:16,181 Oh, yeah, sorry. I'm sorry. 4 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:17,416 I'm just still kind of freaked out 5 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:19,151 about my mission last night. 6 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,186 I mean, I actually thought that I was going to die, 7 00:00:21,222 --> 00:00:25,391 and it made me realize the one thing I'm missing in my life 8 00:00:25,426 --> 00:00:27,159 - is Darien. - A manicure! 9 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:32,264 Darien. Wait, what, Darien? 10 00:00:32,299 --> 00:00:35,200 Yeah, I mean, I still have feelings for him. 11 00:00:35,236 --> 00:00:37,302 What? Then why are you telling me this? 12 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,437 You should be telling him. 13 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:40,172 You know what, you're right. 14 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,273 You're right. 15 00:00:41,308 --> 00:00:42,975 I have wasted way too much time. 16 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:44,176 I'm gonna go tell him right now. 17 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,978 - Good. He's right there. - He's right there. 18 00:00:46,013 --> 00:00:48,013 - The love of your life! - The love of my life! 19 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,415 - You're gonna make it happen! - Make it happen! 20 00:00:49,450 --> 00:00:51,183 - Pineapple. - Pineapple. 21 00:00:53,220 --> 00:00:56,021 I feel like you're just stalling by repeating what I say. 22 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,990 I feel like I'm just stalling by repeating what you say. 23 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:00,292 He is leaving. Go! 24 00:01:00,327 --> 00:01:01,293 Okay, okay. Okay! 25 00:01:02,329 --> 00:01:04,196 Hey! 26 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:06,198 Darien. 27 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,333 What's up? It's been a while since we talked, you know? 28 00:01:08,369 --> 00:01:11,236 Probably because you told me you didn't want to talk to me anymore... 29 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,238 while I was laying in a hospital bed... 30 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:17,142 with broken ribs, then a broken heart. 31 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,045 Oh, look at us. 32 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,314 Reminiscing about old times. 33 00:01:24,151 --> 00:01:26,985 So, uh, you wanna, like, hang out Friday, maybe? 34 00:01:27,021 --> 00:01:30,289 (scoffs) KC, you do know I have a girlfriend, right? 35 00:01:32,026 --> 00:01:33,225 Guh, yeah. 36 00:01:34,395 --> 00:01:37,029 (scoffs) Duh, I know you have a girlfriend. 37 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,099 Uh, you know, I didn't mean, like, you and me. 38 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:43,168 That's weird. More of, like, a group thing, 39 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:47,106 you know, like you, your girlfriend and... 40 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:49,274 me and my boyfriend. 41 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:53,011 You have a boyfriend? 42 00:01:53,047 --> 00:01:54,179 Psh, yuh! 43 00:01:54,215 --> 00:01:56,348 His name is... 44 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:59,985 T-Trey Appleton Jr. 45 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:03,088 Okay, yeah, sure. Why not? 46 00:02:03,124 --> 00:02:04,923 (chuckles) 47 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:10,229 So, how'd it go? 48 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:12,064 Great! Yeah, no, really great. 49 00:02:12,099 --> 00:02:14,333 We have a date this Friday, a double date. 50 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:16,935 That's amazing! Who are you guys going with? 51 00:02:16,971 --> 00:02:20,072 His girlfriend... and my boyfriend. 52 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,075 - You don't have a boy... - I know that. 53 00:02:23,110 --> 00:02:25,310 Okay. 54 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:29,047 ? Oh, when danger comes for you ? 55 00:02:29,083 --> 00:02:32,050 ? You know I'll stand beside you ? 56 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:36,021 ? 'Cause ain't nobody keep their head so cool ? 57 00:02:36,056 --> 00:02:40,125 ? I'll always find a way, a way out of the fire ? 58 00:02:40,161 --> 00:02:44,129 ? Don't tell nobody, tell nobody ? 59 00:02:44,165 --> 00:02:46,064 ? I'm not perfect ? 60 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:50,068 ? So many things I wanna tell you ? 61 00:02:50,104 --> 00:02:53,972 ? But I, I, I, I keep it undercover ? 62 00:02:54,008 --> 00:02:56,041 ? Livin' my life, on red alert ? 63 00:02:56,076 --> 00:02:58,210 ? Doin' my thing, gonna make it work ? 64 00:02:58,245 --> 00:03:01,046 ? Know I'm the realest, baby, I'm fearless ? 65 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,347 ? But I always got your back ? 66 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:04,316 ? Nobody can do it like I can ? 67 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,318 ? I gotta find out who I am ? 68 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:09,288 ? Ain't got to worry about me ? 69 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,190 ? It's all part of the plan ? 70 00:03:11,225 --> 00:03:13,192 I keep it undercover. 71 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:14,960 I keep it undercover. 72 00:03:18,165 --> 00:03:20,365 - (doorbell rings) - Judy, get the door. 73 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,267 - Why me? - Because you're a machine 74 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:25,337 and a child. Double whammy. Get the door. 75 00:03:34,048 --> 00:03:37,416 What comic book hero are you, Super Loser? 76 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:40,285 The school talent show is this week, 77 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:42,287 and I'm gonna show off... 78 00:03:42,323 --> 00:03:44,389 my magic skills! 79 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,291 And I want you to be my assistant! 80 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,460 Aw, how flattering! 81 00:03:48,495 --> 00:03:50,229 No. 82 00:03:50,264 --> 00:03:54,466 Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin! Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin! 83 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,235 What are you doing? 84 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:59,304 I'm telepathically changing your mind so you'll agree. 85 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:00,339 Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin! 86 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,040 Well, guess what? 87 00:04:02,076 --> 00:04:05,277 We're fin-nin-nin-nin-ished here. 88 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:08,313 You know, fine! Who needs you! 89 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:11,316 I'll ask someone else to be my assistant. 90 00:04:14,054 --> 00:04:17,022 Judy, you weren't very nice to Petey. 91 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:19,992 Now, go and apologize and tell him you're gonna be his assistant. 92 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:21,393 - Why should I? - Because I'm your mother 93 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:23,228 and your superior officer. 94 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:25,230 Boom! Double whammy. Got you again. 95 00:04:37,278 --> 00:04:40,145 What's with the dress, and are you wearing lipstick? 96 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,483 How did you know that? You didn't even turn around. 97 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:48,487 Honey, I'm your mom. I know everything. 98 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:51,123 So, what are you all dressed up for? 99 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:53,258 Can't a girl just get all pretty 'cause she feels like it? 100 00:04:53,294 --> 00:04:56,295 Mm-hmm. What's his name? 101 00:04:58,132 --> 00:04:59,164 Darien. 102 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:00,165 Interesting! 103 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,266 He has the same name 104 00:05:01,302 --> 00:05:03,235 as the boy I said you can't date. 105 00:05:03,270 --> 00:05:05,070 - It's different now. - How? 106 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:07,105 Abby, Erica, and Richard are all behind bars, 107 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:09,174 so nobody's out to get him... 108 00:05:09,209 --> 00:05:11,410 except for me. 109 00:05:13,213 --> 00:05:15,247 Look, Mom, I really like him, okay, 110 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:17,149 and I'm a girl, okay? 111 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:19,084 I'm not just a spy, and at some point 112 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:22,087 I'm gonna have a boyfriend whether you or the organization 113 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:23,355 or the entire world want me to or not. 114 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:25,090 KC, as your ranking officer, 115 00:05:25,125 --> 00:05:28,026 I'm saying you absolutely cannot do this. 116 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:31,430 But as your mom I'm saying go get 'em, baby! 117 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:41,406 Hey, KC, this is my girlfriend, Bianca. 118 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,208 - Nice to meet you. - You too! 119 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,177 Sorry we're late. Totally my fault. 120 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:47,045 The blood drive I was running ran overtime 121 00:05:47,081 --> 00:05:48,347 because there were so many donors. 122 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,481 I broke a new record! 123 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,352 And then on the way here someone had car trouble, 124 00:05:53,387 --> 00:05:56,054 so I pushed them to the nearest gas station. 125 00:05:56,090 --> 00:05:59,024 My little do-gooder. Isn't she perfect? 126 00:05:59,059 --> 00:06:00,392 Yeah! Yeah, she sure is. 127 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:03,028 Um, speaking of perfect, this is my man... 128 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:06,031 Trey Appleton Jr.! 129 00:06:07,368 --> 00:06:09,334 I can't tell you how happy I am to finally 130 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:12,371 meet the guy who couldn't hold on to my gal's heart. 131 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:17,376 Well, your loss is Trey Appleton Jr.'s gain! 132 00:06:17,411 --> 00:06:19,344 Am I right, pumpkin? 133 00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:21,413 (giggles cheerlessly) 134 00:06:23,384 --> 00:06:25,417 Anyway, how 'bout you guys get your shoes on 135 00:06:25,452 --> 00:06:27,352 and we'll start bowling. 136 00:06:27,388 --> 00:06:29,221 Okay. 137 00:06:29,256 --> 00:06:32,124 Hey, Trey, I never see you around school. 138 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:34,059 That's because he doesn't go to Hamilton. 139 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,294 - He goes to, um... - American University. 140 00:06:36,330 --> 00:06:39,297 Yeah, that's right, KC's dating a college man! 141 00:06:39,333 --> 00:06:42,167 I know, quelle scandal! 142 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:45,404 Anyway. 143 00:06:48,142 --> 00:06:50,409 Why don't we, uh, break into teams? 144 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:53,311 Maybe we should make it interesting and, like, mix up the couples. 145 00:06:53,347 --> 00:06:55,247 Love it! Let's do boys versus girls. 146 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:56,415 Oh, actually, I was thinking... 147 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:58,417 Boys versus girls it is! 148 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,220 You're lucky, Darien. 149 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,222 This one can't bowl for beans! 150 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,058 Last time we went, 151 00:07:07,094 --> 00:07:09,060 she took a toddler out five lanes over. 152 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:11,329 That's so funny! 153 00:07:11,365 --> 00:07:13,064 I started a fundraising campaign 154 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:14,332 for victims of athletic injuries. 155 00:07:14,368 --> 00:07:16,301 Oh, of course you did! 156 00:07:16,336 --> 00:07:18,270 Didn't I tell you Bianca was the best? 157 00:07:18,305 --> 00:07:20,005 Yeah, well, I don't know. 158 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,239 May be a tie. 159 00:07:24,411 --> 00:07:29,381 This one can't keep his hands off of me, can he? 160 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:37,689 re thing was awkward and just horrible, 161 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:39,858 and the worst part is Bianca might be the nicest girl 162 00:07:39,893 --> 00:07:42,627 I have ever met in my entire life. 163 00:07:42,663 --> 00:07:44,896 I've gotta get rid of her. 164 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:48,800 Uh, okay, KC, I realize that is acceptable in the spy world, 165 00:07:48,836 --> 00:07:54,639 but here on Planet Normal People that will get you 15 to life. 166 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,775 Marisa, I don't mean "get rid of her" get rid of her. 167 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:59,678 I mean... you know... 168 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,613 get them to break up! 169 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:03,582 Me-ow! 170 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:04,783 No, I mean, look. 171 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:07,686 Darien and I are destined to be together, right? 172 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,821 So, if you think about it, really what I'm doing 173 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,657 is saving her heartache in the future 174 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:16,628 by making this "meant to be" be right now. 175 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,698 (chuckles) All right, sold. So, what's the plan? 176 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:22,033 All we have to do is find someone new for Bianca, 177 00:08:22,069 --> 00:08:25,704 you know, someone who's totally amazing and totally available. 178 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,939 Has anyone seen my foot fungus cream? 179 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,643 Or my pimple cream? 180 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,745 Or my butt rash cream? 181 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:37,849 I guess what I'm asking is has anyone seen my cream box? 182 00:08:39,920 --> 00:08:43,722 Well, he may not be amazing, but he is available. 183 00:08:49,663 --> 00:08:51,663 Tah-dah! 184 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:52,964 What's that? 185 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,733 A magician's box! 186 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:56,001 You grab that saw and split me in half. 187 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,736 I'm afraid I'll hurt you. 188 00:08:57,771 --> 00:08:58,904 You're the Great Pete-dini. 189 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:00,038 I'm sure you can do it. 190 00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:01,606 Well, I'll try. 191 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:09,581 Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin! 192 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:23,995 I did it! I really can do magic! 193 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:27,065 I am the Great Pete-dini! 194 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:30,902 And I am the Great Ju-dini! 195 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:33,805 Yeah, no one cares about the assistant. 196 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,642 The assistant does! 197 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,613 Besides, you're nothing without me. 198 00:09:41,648 --> 00:09:44,816 You know what? I don't like your attitude. 199 00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,755 (grunts) 200 00:09:50,791 --> 00:09:55,026 Probably should've insulted him after he put me back together. 201 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,967 Yeah, there's just one little wrinkle 202 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:06,037 in the whole put-Ernie- and-the-perfect-Bianca- together plan, 203 00:10:06,073 --> 00:10:07,839 and that wrinkle would be Ernie. 204 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,109 You're right. You're right, there's no way 205 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,944 he's gonna steal the quarterback's girlfriend. 206 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:15,113 Yeah, he would have to save her life 207 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,882 in a daring feat of heroism. 208 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,053 What? I read a lot of romance novels. 209 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:25,090 Okay, I look at the covers. 210 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,660 You may be on to something. 211 00:10:28,695 --> 00:10:32,030 Who wouldn't fall for their knight in shining armor? 212 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:33,965 We can work with this. We can work with this. 213 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:36,067 How are we gonna get Ernie to save Bianca's life? 214 00:10:36,103 --> 00:10:38,737 (gasps) Oh, I know! 215 00:10:42,709 --> 00:10:43,975 Oh, heavens! 216 00:10:44,011 --> 00:10:47,012 There was an odorless, tasteless element to this pizza, 217 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:50,849 and now I fear my life is in great... peril. 218 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:55,153 ERNIE: Don't worry, Bianca, I'll save you! 219 00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,921 I've got the antidote! 220 00:11:05,098 --> 00:11:06,698 (grunts) 221 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,736 Well, I had the antidote. 222 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,077 What else you got? 223 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,980 Hmm, how about... 224 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:26,918 Help! Help! I'm tied up, and if that wasn't bad enough, 225 00:11:26,953 --> 00:11:28,853 I'm at the edge of the roof! 226 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:33,825 ERNIE: Don't worry, Bianca, I'll save you! 227 00:11:36,129 --> 00:11:39,731 (screams, scream fades) 228 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:47,906 Sorry, Bianca! I'll pray for you! 229 00:11:50,777 --> 00:11:53,945 Okay. Um. There are no bad ideas, 230 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:55,847 but that one is pretty close. 231 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,019 Fine. How about... 232 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,022 BIANCA: Help! I didn't notice this well 233 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:06,991 while I was carrying my macaroni and cheese to the table, 234 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:09,694 and now I've fallen into it! 235 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:12,731 ERNIE: Don't worry, Bianca, I'll save you! 236 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,736 Aah! 237 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,637 Ow! 238 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:24,709 ERNIE: Help! Help us! We've fallen in the well! 239 00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:27,679 Ooh, you gonna finish that mac and cheese? 240 00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:34,919 Um, you know, there are just a few problems with that scenario, 241 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:40,859 one being that there is no well in the middle of the cafeteria. 242 00:12:40,894 --> 00:12:43,928 Fine, Shoot-Down Sally. 243 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,699 You got a better idea to put 'em together? 244 00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:50,702 You know what, actually, I do. 245 00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:51,970 No, no, no, no, no. 246 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,105 I am not going to embarrass myself 247 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,708 by trying to steal the quarterback's girlfriend. 248 00:12:56,743 --> 00:12:58,810 Come on, Ernie, have a little faith in yourself. 249 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:02,647 I have total faith that I do not measure up to Darien. 250 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:07,819 That guy is fun and studly and athletic... 251 00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:10,955 Heck, even I'd go out with him before I'd go out with me. 252 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,059 Do not forget, okay, you are a total catch. 253 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,796 All you need is a little bit of confidence, right? 254 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,865 And stay hydrated. Here, drink this. 255 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,001 That tastes weird. What is it? 256 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,636 It's confidence serum. 257 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,804 Howard's been working on it. 258 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:27,639 It's to help new agents in the field. 259 00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,874 It gives you a temporary boost of confidence... 260 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:32,710 and a couple days of diarrhea, but you know what, 261 00:13:32,746 --> 00:13:34,712 we'll deal with that later. Here you go. 262 00:13:41,888 --> 00:13:44,055 Hey, Petey, sorry I'm late. I was... 263 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:49,761 Diane! What are you doing here? 264 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:50,929 What does it look like? 265 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,731 I'm here to practice our magic routine. 266 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:56,000 Don't you mean our magic routine? 267 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:57,101 (scoffs) 268 00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,770 Pete-dini, work your magic 269 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,705 and make this one disappear, 270 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:03,908 starting with her big mouth. 271 00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:07,879 I think all those sequins are cutting off 272 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:09,848 the circulation to your brain. 273 00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:13,685 Tell her who your assistant is, Petey. 274 00:14:14,855 --> 00:14:18,756 Judy, there's no easy way to say this. 275 00:14:18,792 --> 00:14:19,924 You're out, she's in. 276 00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,963 Hey, I guess there is an easy way to say it. 277 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,900 You're kicking me out of our magic act? 278 00:14:28,935 --> 00:14:31,836 Yeah, I'm about that life. 279 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:34,939 Your negativity was just bringing me down! 280 00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,674 Fine. Who needs you? 281 00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:38,042 As far as I'm concerned, you can stick it 282 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:39,677 in your fin-nin-nin-nin-nin! 283 00:15:04,738 --> 00:15:05,904 Hello, there. 284 00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,606 - What's your name? - Bianca. 285 00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,041 Well, I'm gonna call you Booger, 286 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:14,012 because, baby, I pick you. 287 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:19,017 - Ernest. - I'm not touching that! 288 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:23,054 What's wrong? Did you hit your head 289 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:25,023 when you fell out of heaven? 290 00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:28,092 Because, baby, you're an angel. 291 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,696 Yeah, I got the implication. 292 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,032 Look, if you want a girl to like you, 293 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,734 you can't just spout out lame pickup lines. 294 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,803 And besides, I'm already seeing someone. 295 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:41,773 Why didn't you say so? 296 00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,783 Well, hello, there. 297 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,652 Is your name Wi-Fi? 298 00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:57,989 Because, baby, I am feeling the connection. 299 00:15:58,024 --> 00:16:00,858 Uh-oh. Now I'm feeling the diarrhea. 300 00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:09,901 At least he wasn't in a well when it happened. 301 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,740 Look, KC, we tried, but I don't see 302 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,743 anyone coming in between Bianca and Darien. 303 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:20,878 Bianca! 304 00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,613 Hey, Trey! 305 00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:30,655 Oh, no! Trey Appleton Jr. is cheating on you! 306 00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,991 I'm sorry. 307 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,433 CHSN So, what did you do last night? 308 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,870 I was just at home all alone, catching up on my reality TV. 309 00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:48,539 Guilty pleasures. 310 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:49,774 I saw you with Bianca. 311 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,478 Uh, fine. The truth is 312 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:55,446 when we went on our double date, 313 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:56,881 you spent so much time talking to Darien 314 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,916 that Bianca and I got to know each other. 315 00:16:58,952 --> 00:17:00,785 Long story short, we're soulmates 316 00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:02,854 who have been secretly dating ever since. 317 00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,757 What, are you telling me Bianca is cheating on Darien? 318 00:17:05,792 --> 00:17:09,761 I guess he just doesn't fulfill her the way Trey Appleton does! 319 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,598 Great, well, now I need to tell Darien the truth 320 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:14,799 before he gets hurt again. 321 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,768 And you know what, Howard, you do realize 322 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,837 that she doesn't like you, she likes Trey Appleton Jr., 323 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,408 somebody who doesn't actually exist? 324 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,511 Every relationship has issues, KC. 325 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,451 Behold, the Great Pete-dini 326 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:38,623 will now pull a live rabbit out of his hat. 327 00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:42,560 Fin-nin-nin-nin-nin! 328 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,762 Ew. Poor Mr. Fluffy. 329 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:47,632 Uh, moving right along. 330 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:52,837 I will now saw Diane in half! 331 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,440 I can't let him go through with this. 332 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,575 He could seriously hurt her. 333 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,610 Wait! You can't do this. 334 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:04,415 Judy, stop trying to ruin my act 'cause you're jealous! 335 00:18:04,451 --> 00:18:06,684 I'm not jealous. It's just that... 336 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:14,492 Okay, I am jealous. 337 00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,462 Petey, you're my best friend. 338 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:19,664 I wanna be your assistant. 339 00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,566 I wanna be sawed in half. 340 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,801 If that's okay with Diane. 341 00:18:23,837 --> 00:18:26,404 Are you kidding me? That was my rabbit! 342 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:29,574 I'm not letting him near me with that saw. 343 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:32,510 Diane, there's no easy way to say this. 344 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:42,420 (cheering, laughing) 345 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,489 Hey, uh, Darien, can I talk to you for a second? 346 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,458 (muffled) Not a good time. 347 00:18:47,494 --> 00:18:48,759 Uh, yeah, I can't really understand you 348 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,661 with the fries in your mouth, 349 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,897 so I'm just gonna assume you said, "Sure, let's talk." 350 00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,638 Look, I really need to talk to you about some stuff. 351 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,474 KC, stop. You and I are not together. 352 00:19:03,510 --> 00:19:04,842 We're not even really friends. 353 00:19:04,878 --> 00:19:06,644 I don't need to know anything, right? 354 00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,412 Trey's not my boyfriend. 355 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,849 I pretended that he was 356 00:19:11,885 --> 00:19:14,385 because I wanted to hang out with you, 357 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:15,586 and you said that you had a girlfriend, 358 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:16,787 so then I said I had a boyfriend. 359 00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,656 And the next thing you know we're having 360 00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:20,825 the most awkward double date in the whole world, 361 00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:24,695 and, at least, I know it was for me, 362 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,632 because I still like you. 363 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:31,636 KC, I should probably tell you that... 364 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,837 No... Let me finish, okay? 365 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,773 The worst part is Trey and Bianca... 366 00:19:37,544 --> 00:19:38,876 they're cheating on us. 367 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,811 Well, I mean... 368 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,780 technically Bianca's cheating on you 369 00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,416 because I'm not really with Trey, but that's not the point. 370 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:49,420 The point is it's my fault because I introduced them, 371 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:50,721 and now once again I hurt you, 372 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,523 and you probably hate my guts 373 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:55,626 because you're probably heartbroken. 374 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:58,462 (hissing laughter) 375 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:00,498 Okay, you cry funny. 376 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,503 KC, I've gotta tell you something. 377 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,905 Bianca is my cousin. 378 00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:10,841 Ew, you're dating your cousin? 379 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,843 No. No, of course not. 380 00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:15,479 She was pretending to be my girlfriend. 381 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:17,481 Ew, that's still gross. 382 00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:21,752 When you told me you wanted to hang out again, 383 00:20:21,788 --> 00:20:23,521 I guess I panicked. 384 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,489 The last time, KC... 385 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:28,926 you really hurt me, 386 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,729 so I just said I was with someone else. 387 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,899 Wow, I cannot believe you lied to me about Bianca. 388 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:38,936 Really, KC? Really? 389 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,641 Okay, I forgive you. 390 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,876 I'm sorry about the Trey thing. 391 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:48,679 Well, in retrospect, I guess it makes sense. 392 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,782 But he didn't really seem like your type. 393 00:20:53,620 --> 00:20:56,754 That's 'cause he's not, but you are. 394 00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:04,495 Okay, so you really don't want to have anything to do with me, do you? 395 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:07,565 (sighs) That's the problem. 396 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,735 I can't help it, but I do. 397 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,904 But I'm also scared. 398 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,441 So maybe we can take it slow, 399 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:18,709 like, real slow. 400 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:21,779 Like, maybe we can just try being friends, 401 00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,615 and then we'll see how that goes. Hmm? 402 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,518 All right, yeah, I'm cool with that. 403 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:30,521 - Yeah? - Yeah. 404 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:32,590 (whooping) 405 00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,691 Cut it out! 406 00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:37,695 Rob, your name's on TV. 407 00:21:37,745 --> 00:21:42,295 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 29910

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