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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,493 --> 00:00:01,147 Pretty, isn't it? 2 00:00:03,714 --> 00:00:05,126 Don't you like Christmas goose? 3 00:00:05,571 --> 00:00:08,388 Well, I think it's the best thing about Christmas! 4 00:00:13,298 --> 00:00:14,478 We're out of pepper. 5 00:00:15,046 --> 00:00:17,523 Ooops. I guess it ended up on the cookies. 6 00:00:17,524 --> 00:00:19,253 Yes, but I need it for this recipe. 7 00:00:19,254 --> 00:00:20,402 Just use more chili. 8 00:00:21,174 --> 00:00:22,304 And what if it doesn't taste good then? 9 00:00:22,305 --> 00:00:25,900 - Man, Tuner's coming, Kurt and Jasmin, I invited everybody. - Merry Christmas! 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,254 - Hey, merry Christmas! - Hey! 11 00:00:27,865 --> 00:00:29,697 Whoa, what a roast! 12 00:00:29,698 --> 00:00:32,801 Yeah, I'm trying out a new recipe, with chestnuts. For the first time. 13 00:00:32,802 --> 00:00:33,637 Yummy, yummy! 14 00:00:34,223 --> 00:00:39,517 We're probably gonna celebrate with my family first, after all. My mother isn't feeling well..yeah 15 00:00:39,518 --> 00:00:42,278 Ok, I understand. Well, family and Christmas, that's like... 16 00:00:42,279 --> 00:00:43,601 Like ass on bucket. 17 00:00:43,602 --> 00:00:44,651 They simply belong together. 18 00:00:44,652 --> 00:00:45,323 Yes! 19 00:00:46,804 --> 00:00:48,257 But you're gonna come later on? 20 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,235 Of course! I want to get my present! 21 00:00:54,904 --> 00:00:56,683 So you talked to your mother? 22 00:00:57,639 --> 00:01:03,053 Yes. She needs me now, and I want to be there for her. Thanks for advising me to do it, ok? 23 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:06,769 Ok, I'm gonna take a shower. 24 00:01:06,770 --> 00:01:08,000 And I'm gonna go buy some pepper. 25 00:01:14,126 --> 00:01:17,759 Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas. 26 00:01:40,197 --> 00:01:43,230 It's occupied. Well? 27 00:01:43,695 --> 00:01:44,515 Cool show. 28 00:01:44,862 --> 00:01:45,450 What? 29 00:01:45,809 --> 00:01:47,418 Almost as cool as yesterday. 30 00:01:47,419 --> 00:01:52,150 Maybe you should lock the door now and then. Especially when you take a bath. 31 00:01:57,756 --> 00:02:05,208 Hey, by the way, it's fucking sexy when you moan my wife's name. 32 00:02:05,209 --> 00:02:06,811 Just wanted to let you know. 33 00:02:10,876 --> 00:02:14,202 Ugh, yuck, that's totally perverse. 34 00:02:14,203 --> 00:02:15,529 Come on, it's perfectly normal. 35 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:18,827 What time is it? Do we have to get going? 36 00:02:18,828 --> 00:02:20,147 Yeah, yes, yes, yes. 37 00:02:22,187 --> 00:02:24,868 Oh, perfect! Anni, could you taker over for me with this thing here? 38 00:02:25,496 --> 00:02:27,381 Anni does know a thing or two about that 39 00:02:28,376 --> 00:02:30,551 Ok, get ready. I'm just gonna get the presents, ok? 40 00:02:30,923 --> 00:02:34,751 - Come here. First the... - No! Wait a minute, please. 41 00:02:45,131 --> 00:02:50,266 You can save your damn remarks. That wasn't about Jasmin at all yesterday. It's another woman entirely who's on my mind. 42 00:02:50,445 --> 00:02:53,123 Come on, relax. It's no problem. 43 00:02:53,124 --> 00:02:57,138 Jasmin's damn hot. We could have a threesome, if you like. 44 00:02:57,139 --> 00:02:57,967 Forget it. 45 00:02:57,968 --> 00:02:58,958 Aww 46 00:02:59,390 --> 00:03:00,039 Are you ready? 47 00:03:00,340 --> 00:03:02,572 I am, but sadly, she's not. 48 00:03:04,338 --> 00:03:05,899 My mother's waiting. Come on. 49 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:06,286 Yes 50 00:03:06,877 --> 00:03:08,190 Bye! See you later 51 00:03:08,191 --> 00:03:08,747 Bye 52 00:03:08,798 --> 00:03:10,260 - Ciao. - Ciao. 53 00:03:10,860 --> 00:03:12,531 Now come on over and help me. 54 00:03:23,343 --> 00:03:27,365 I liked Dschakarta the best. It's so big. 55 00:03:27,670 --> 00:03:31,095 And the public didn't want us to ever leave.It was awesome. 56 00:03:31,576 --> 00:03:34,786 It's so unfair. They have 30�C all through winter over there. 57 00:03:35,153 --> 00:03:37,981 It's unfair you didn't ask me to come with you! Maybe next time? 58 00:03:37,982 --> 00:03:38,700 Deal! 59 00:03:40,543 --> 00:03:41,605 Would you like some more wine? 60 00:03:41,958 --> 00:03:44,921 - No, maybe a little water. - Can we open the presents now? 61 00:03:44,922 --> 00:03:49,528 Presents? Do you see any presents around here? Santa's gonna bring them. 62 00:03:49,529 --> 00:03:51,590 I think Santa forgot about us. 63 00:03:51,702 --> 00:03:53,755 Nooo. 64 00:03:54,936 --> 00:03:57,057 Santa Clause! 65 00:03:57,092 --> 00:03:59,033 Thanks for sparing me this year. 66 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:03,058 Ho ho ho, are you little Johanna? 67 00:04:03,059 --> 00:04:05,259 Yes, and I've been a very good girl. 68 00:04:05,260 --> 00:04:06,219 Come on with me, then. 69 00:04:09,579 --> 00:04:10,958 - Hello. - Hello. 70 00:04:11,721 --> 00:04:13,054 Do you remember your poem? 71 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:18,068 Now the Christmas candles shine again Yoy to all the hearts they bring 72 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:22,976 We say thanks for all your gifts And want to love you even more Especially mommy 73 00:04:25,546 --> 00:04:27,655 Well, you deserve a present for that. 74 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:30,005 Yaay 75 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:33,216 What could it be? 76 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:36,050 Thanks you for the wonderful feast. 77 00:04:37,014 --> 00:04:41,486 Rarely has it been this harmonious. It's good you settled your quarrel with Jasmin. 78 00:04:41,768 --> 00:04:42,362 Yes. 79 00:04:42,363 --> 00:04:44,910 A cell phone! Just like Charleen's! 80 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:54,114 How embarrassing is that?! 81 00:04:54,771 --> 00:04:55,739 Yeah, that's what I said. 82 00:04:57,453 --> 00:04:58,181 Hey, man... 83 00:04:58,688 --> 00:05:02,986 I'm really not uptight, ok? But Kurt of all people? 84 00:05:03,914 --> 00:05:06,065 If he tells Jasmin about this, I'm dead. 85 00:05:10,197 --> 00:05:11,812 Would you mind if I took off after all? 86 00:05:14,356 --> 00:05:16,805 So what? So he'll tell her. 87 00:05:16,806 --> 00:05:20,267 Maybe not. He probably would have done it already. 88 00:05:22,195 --> 00:05:23,971 Do you think we'd better bolt down the fire escape? 89 00:05:24,521 --> 00:05:25,581 Just as well now. 90 00:05:28,143 --> 00:05:28,957 Hello! 91 00:05:28,958 --> 00:05:30,168 Merry Christmas, girls. 92 00:05:30,169 --> 00:05:30,690 Merry Christmas. 93 00:05:30,691 --> 00:05:31,506 I brought someone. 94 00:05:31,507 --> 00:05:32,744 - Sure! - Hey! - Hi! 95 00:05:32,745 --> 00:05:34,706 And Potato salad and sausages from my mom. 96 00:05:35,065 --> 00:05:36,879 And I bother to cook. 97 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,494 Hey, no problem, I'm really hungry. 98 00:05:38,495 --> 00:05:41,535 And thanks for the trip to Route 66. Maybe we can go together. 99 00:05:41,536 --> 00:05:43,359 Yes, I'd love to. But only in a convertible. 100 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,992 If you're too old for a bike. 101 00:05:44,993 --> 00:05:46,176 No, I'm just lazy. 102 00:05:48,163 --> 00:05:49,451 Okay. Are you coming? 103 00:05:49,452 --> 00:05:50,742 - Yes - Yes 104 00:05:51,903 --> 00:05:57,740 You can just call if anything's up... I mean, we could just go for a walk, too, or visit Johanna, if you like. 105 00:05:57,741 --> 00:05:58,431 I'll call you. 106 00:06:00,016 --> 00:06:01,555 - Goodbye - Merry Christmas, girl. 107 00:06:02,580 --> 00:06:03,715 And thanks again. 108 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:08,286 Merry Christmas, Jo. Thank you. 109 00:06:08,287 --> 00:06:09,643 Bye, little one! Have fun! 110 00:06:10,085 --> 00:06:10,960 Bye. 111 00:06:11,679 --> 00:06:13,415 Call me, ok? Call me. 112 00:06:14,579 --> 00:06:17,400 Mommy, can you read this to me? 113 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:20,048 Let me see. Maybe I can help you. 114 00:06:20,416 --> 00:06:27,053 It's ok, Jo. She watches tv, and I don't want her to hear it from her classmates either. 115 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,991 Little moth, I have to explain something to you. 116 00:06:30,370 --> 00:06:33,078 Well, you know I was ill a while ago. 117 00:06:33,079 --> 00:06:35,631 But now you're all well again. 118 00:06:35,632 --> 00:06:37,337 Well, not quite. 119 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:42,163 Since I became ill I can't read and write anymore. 120 00:06:42,628 --> 00:06:49,750 And that's why I can't read you a story anymore, or write a postcard... 121 00:06:49,751 --> 00:06:54,072 Or read what it says on your nice phone. I'm sorry. 122 00:06:54,435 --> 00:06:59,815 That's ok. I'll just learn to read really well, and in the end I can read everything to you. 123 00:06:59,816 --> 00:07:01,423 That would be great, little moth. 124 00:07:07,690 --> 00:07:09,590 I got something really special for secret Santa. 125 00:07:09,591 --> 00:07:11,099 You're a very special elf. 126 00:07:16,883 --> 00:07:18,195 It's good you're here, after all, isn't it? 127 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:19,795 Yeah. If it wasn't for the decorations. 128 00:07:24,349 --> 00:07:26,375 And that's been paid for in cash, and not stolen. 129 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:27,679 Well, I hope so. 130 00:07:27,972 --> 00:07:28,960 Ah 131 00:07:32,350 --> 00:07:33,265 Look at that 132 00:07:33,425 --> 00:07:34,430 Now only yours is missing. 133 00:07:34,431 --> 00:07:35,274 Nah 134 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:39,001 Yes! Close your eyes. Come on. 135 00:07:39,002 --> 00:07:39,367 What? 136 00:07:39,368 --> 00:07:40,500 - Close your eyes. - Yes 137 00:07:40,881 --> 00:07:43,148 There you go. No peeking. 138 00:07:44,974 --> 00:07:50,748 By the way, about yesterday, in the bathroom, you know. 139 00:07:50,749 --> 00:07:57,163 I think it would be better if you didn't tell Jasmin about it. I mean, maybe she's not cool with it or something. 140 00:07:57,630 --> 00:07:59,048 Why should I tell her? 141 00:08:00,119 --> 00:08:01,995 Yes. Exactly. You're right. 142 00:08:05,432 --> 00:08:07,522 Oh, what can this be? 143 00:08:07,523 --> 00:08:08,615 Maybe a CD? 144 00:08:13,519 --> 00:08:16,686 Hey, cool songs! Thank you, Anni! 145 00:08:18,428 --> 00:08:20,231 Well, it wasn't supposed to cost more than 5�. 146 00:08:21,329 --> 00:08:22,405 So, who's next? 147 00:08:22,582 --> 00:08:23,500 Tuner! 10890

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