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Pretty, isn't it?

Don't you like Christmas goose?

Well, I think it's the best thing about Christmas!

We're out of pepper.

Ooops. I guess it ended up on the cookies.

Yes, but I need it for this recipe.

Just use more chili.

And what if it doesn't taste good then?

- Man, Tuner's coming, Kurt and Jasmin, I invited everybody. - Merry Christmas!

- Hey, merry Christmas! - Hey!

Whoa, what a roast!

Yeah, I'm trying out a new recipe, with chestnuts. For the first time.

Yummy, yummy!

We're probably gonna celebrate with my family first, after all. My mother isn't feeling well..yeah

Ok, I understand. Well, family and Christmas, that's like...

Like ass on bucket.

They simply belong together.

Yes!

But you're gonna come later on?

Of course! I want to get my present!

So you talked to your mother?

Yes. She needs me now, and I want to be there for her. Thanks for advising me to do it, ok?

Ok, I'm gonna take a shower.

And I'm gonna go buy some pepper.

Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas.

It's occupied. Well?

Cool show.

What?

Almost as cool as yesterday.

Maybe you should lock the door now and then. Especially when you take a bath.

Hey, by the way, it's fucking sexy when you moan my wife's name.

Just wanted to let you know.

Ugh, yuck, that's totally perverse.

Come on, it's perfectly normal.

What time is it? Do we have to get going?

Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, perfect! Anni, could you taker over for me with this thing here?

Anni does know a thing or two about that

Ok, get ready. I'm just gonna get the presents, ok?

- Come here. First the... - No! Wait a minute, please.

You can save your damn remarks. That wasn't about Jasmin at all yesterday. It's another woman entirely who's on my mind.

Come on, relax. It's no problem.

Jasmin's damn hot. We could have a threesome, if you like.

Forget it.

Aww

Are you ready?

I am, but sadly, she's not.

My mother's waiting. Come on.

Yes

Bye! See you later

Bye

- Ciao. - Ciao.

Now come on over and help me.

I liked Dschakarta the best. It's so big.

And the public didn't want us to ever leave.It was awesome.

It's so unfair. They have 30�C all through winter over there.

It's unfair you didn't ask me to come with you! Maybe next time?

Deal!

Would you like some more wine?

- No, maybe a little water. - Can we open the presents now?

Presents? Do you see any presents around here? Santa's gonna bring them.

I think Santa forgot about us.

Nooo.

Santa Clause!

Thanks for sparing me this year.

Ho ho ho, are you little Johanna?

Yes, and I've been a very good girl.

Come on with me, then.

- Hello. - Hello.

Do you remember your poem?

Now the Christmas candles shine again Yoy to all the hearts they bring

We say thanks for all your gifts And want to love you even more Especially mommy

Well, you deserve a present for that.

Yaay

What could it be?

Thanks you for the wonderful feast.

Rarely has it been this harmonious. It's good you settled your quarrel with Jasmin.

Yes.

A cell phone! Just like Charleen's!

How embarrassing is that?!

Yeah, that's what I said.

Hey, man...

I'm really not uptight, ok? But Kurt of all people?

If he tells Jasmin about this, I'm dead.

Would you mind if I took off after all?

So what? So he'll tell her.

Maybe not. He probably would have done it already.

Do you think we'd better bolt down the fire escape?

Just as well now.

Hello!

Merry Christmas, girls.

Merry Christmas.

I brought someone.

- Sure! - Hey! - Hi!

And Potato salad and sausages from my mom.

And I bother to cook.

Hey, no problem, I'm really hungry.

And thanks for the trip to Route 66. Maybe we can go together.

Yes, I'd love to. But only in a convertible.

If you're too old for a bike.

No, I'm just lazy.

Okay. Are you coming?

- Yes - Yes

You can just call if anything's up... I mean, we could just go for a walk, too, or visit Johanna, if you like.

I'll call you.

- Goodbye - Merry Christmas, girl.

And thanks again.

Merry Christmas, Jo. Thank you.

Bye, little one! Have fun!

Bye.

Call me, ok? Call me.

Mommy, can you read this to me?

Let me see. Maybe I can help you.

It's ok, Jo. She watches tv, and I don't want her to hear it from her classmates either.

Little moth, I have to explain something to you.

Well, you know I was ill a while ago.

But now you're all well again.

Well, not quite.

Since I became ill I can't read and write anymore.

And that's why I can't read you a story anymore, or write a postcard...

Or read what it says on your nice phone. I'm sorry.

That's ok. I'll just learn to read really well, and in the end I can read everything to you.

That would be great, little moth.

I got something really special for secret Santa.

You're a very special elf.

It's good you're here, after all, isn't it?

Yeah. If it wasn't for the decorations.

And that's been paid for in cash, and not stolen.

Well, I hope so.

Ah

Look at that

Now only yours is missing.

Nah

Yes! Close your eyes. Come on.

What?

- Close your eyes. - Yes

There you go. No peeking.

By the way, about yesterday, in the bathroom, you know.

I think it would be better if you didn't tell Jasmin about it. I mean, maybe she's not cool with it or something.

Why should I tell her?

Yes. Exactly. You're right.

Oh, what can this be?

Maybe a CD?

Hey, cool songs! Thank you, Anni!

Well, it wasn't supposed to cost more than 5�.

So, who's next?

Tuner!