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Where's your carpenter?

He's got better things to do.

Your new temp.

Oh shit. Katha? Really?

Well, that was quick. Oh dear.

I'm such an idiot.

Did you stop by his place?

She was just stepping out of the shower.

Ouch.

Exactly. Well, ok. You know what? Nothing happened, actually.

I mean, I knew how Dominik is. Now I know it even better.

Hi. You ordered a loft bed?

Hi.

Coffee?

Thanks. I've already had some.

How could I forget.

A real carpenter's bed needs no glue or screws. It's all dovetailed and mated.

Could you just give me the second beam?

Stop, stop. Give me a hand, please.

Press against it firmly.

You have to move up front a bit.

Now press. A little further.

That's enough! I can't do this.

It's not that hard.

Don't you get it?

Okay, I have to put something straight.

In other words: I have a crush on you.

But hey, it's no problem. I know you don't want a relationship and...

No problem?

No, well...yes! Yes, it is a problem. Every time you're near me.

- Ok. I'm sorry. I didn't know. - Yeah, well, it happened.

Yeah, it happens.

What now?

Now? Distance.

Distance.

Yes, it doesn't help to have you around.

It would be better if we didn't hang out together anymore.

Okay.

Yes.

So...I'm gonna take off now.

Yeah.

Shouldn't I at least finish the loft bed? I mean...

Don't. I'll find someone. I'll pay you for it. It's fine.

It can't get more embarrassing now. Could you please...?

Ok, then...see you later, or...

Yes...would you...go now...please?

That was cool.

It was horrible.

See you next time, Lisa.

Thanks. Ciao.

Bye.

What's up?

I got something for you.

Because I'm not very good with words.

Thanks! Comfort chocolate?

Sure! And later we'll watch a romantic movie and comb each other's hair.

A condom?

Yeah, it's meant to be symbolic.

Of what?

Well, of a hot night. But...without Dominik!

I know there are other men out there. That's not my problem.

Then what is?

I'm almost 30. I don't want one night stands anymore.

As opposed to before, when you hopped into bed with a different guy every night.

Okay. You caught me.

Ok. We're gonna find you a real relationship, then.

I'm serious!

'And this is why I want to start a family soon'? Are you out of your mind?

What? It's true!

Yes, but you don't see me throwing myself on the table and say 'take me!'.

That's much too straightforward. Who would want that?

Don't start with Tuner's pick up wisdom now. He's already tried to sell me on them.

Yes, but do you think guys register here because they are looking to procreate?

No.

See?

Yes, but that's not what I was going for with it, anyway!

What else would it mean?

Well, I want a relationship that has a future.

...and no fun.

- No! With fun as well, of course! - Well, write it down then!

If I post 'looking for a man to have fun with', I might as well screw Dominik.

That's true.

Ok, how about...'hairdresser looking for man who sets her head straight now and then'?

Right. Or 'Woman you can steal horses with is looking for man to ride off into the sunset with'.

Oh yeah.

Hey. Or how about: 'Breakfast in bed. You bring the eggs and I bring the bacon'.

Yeah, but something like that!

So they'll know right away, the woman's got a sense of humor, and you can have fun with her.

If it's the right guy, I'd love to have fun. But no matter what funny things I posted on there so far...

Not fun or married?

Yup.

And that's why I'm trying it the honest way this time.

So I don't have to put up with jerks.

How about looking for a woman?

Hey, is that an offer?

You're right. Anything's better than Dominik.

Hey!