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Don't get me wrong, ok?

I get you just fine.

You really think I have a crush on you?

The song matches us so well. I mean the text passages, they match our life.

You're totally nuts, aren't you?

Well, 'love is easy when you're a boy', right? You're a lesbian, and I'm straight.

You're so close and yet so far away, we get along great, and the next moment we fight.

It's...

You should go see a doctor.

Hey look, we are different. I'm married to Kurt.

Is that why you didn't want to sing this?

Yes. Sure.

Because as always the whole world revolves around you, Jasmin.

Yes, Kurt, the lesbian roommate, everybody finds you so hot they just have to write songs about you.

- That's not what I... - No!

There are thousands of women the song could be about!

But it has to be about Jasmin Flemming, sorry, Jasmin LeRoy?

Now that we've settled this, could we please clean out Nele's room?

Shit!

Look, most of the stuff is in pretty good shape, right?

I suggest we just put it here for starters and see if anybody takes it.

We can always throw it away later.

This would be great for the living room, what do you think?

What are you doing?

What?

First you bitch at me and now everything's great?

Yeah, sorry if I was too heavy on you before.

That's ok, to you I'm a narcisstic bitch.

- Bullshit. - Come on, it's true.

I just can't believe you think I have a crush on you.

Well if you don't, it shouldn't matter to you. But instead you totally lose it!

Yes, but so did you!

Yes. Because you provoke me!

How can anybody be this taxing?

I don't get it! One moment you're totally nice, the next moment you bicker at me, for no reason!

That's not normal!

Yeah, maybe you could say something to this?

Are we gonna put the lamp in the living room or not?

Okay. You're basically right.

I like you as a rommate, and as a friend.

It just makes me sick how you're constantly worrying about what other people think of you. Tv, the press.

You're totally obsessed with your public perception!

Even though you don't need to at all.

Because you're totally cool the way you are.

Man, why don't you just do your own thing for once and not give a shit about what other people think?

Like you, you mean?

Yes.

Regardless of the consequences?

Since we're on the subject of well-intended advice:

You're constantly biting people's head off just because you happen to feel like it!

That makes me sick, ok?

Maybe you should mind your own public perception for a change.

There we go!

I just don't get it.

We make a great team.

I've noticed that too

Maybe we could manage to go without bickering for a while

Would be worth a try.

They're taking the lamp.

I told you it was cool.

You mean the old woman from downstairs was watching us the entire time?

Yeah, she was leaning on her window sill again, all pissed off.

Shit. So we're gonna have property management on our butts soon .

Let them come. I'm gonna tell them first of all that she always lets her fat terrier take a dump in the backyard.

You're kidding.

I swear, she always just drags him along, and the pile of poo sits there. It's totally gross!

Come on now, tell me. Who's that song about?

Just some girl I had a crush on. It's...

She can't be that unimportant to you, if you write a song about her, right?

I never would have had a chance with her anyway.

Did you tell her how you feel?

I just would have made a fool of myself.

There are women who are bi.

Not this one.

Or who haven't found the right woman yet.

Never mind.

It was along time ago, and I've found closure.

But I want to hear that song some time.

Forget it.

Anni, that's amazing.

I'm serious, it's awesome!

Come here

It's amazing! Wow.

It's brilliant.

Really!

Hey, baby. We got something to celebrate.

Are you getting a star on the walk of fame, or something?

No, better!

We got a number 1 hit in Japan!

How cool is that?

They're crazy about Bitch! And so am I. Come here.

And the best thing is: I'm gonna go there on promotion tour next week. Japan and South Korea.

Great... Well, I'm gonna miss you.

What?

You're coming with me, baby!

Are you serious?

I am! The flights are booked already. You and I.

You're kidding! I've always wanted to go to Tokyo!

Japan, South Korea. It's gonna be incredible, baby!

Did you hear that? We're going to Japan!

Hell yeah!

Party?

I'm so exited!

Next week!

Woohoo!