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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:35,528 --> 00:02:37,257 I don't know what's wrong with it. 2 00:02:37,363 --> 00:02:39,888 You guys were supposed to service this thing! 3 00:02:39,999 --> 00:02:41,057 I don't know why he didn't service it. 4 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:42,259 I don't know. 5 00:02:49,508 --> 00:02:52,409 Why don't you guys take a suck on that tailpipe? 6 00:02:54,613 --> 00:02:56,706 Son of a bitch! 7 00:02:58,884 --> 00:03:01,148 I don't know what the hell I'm going to do now. 8 00:03:08,427 --> 00:03:10,418 Hot. 9 00:03:10,529 --> 00:03:12,224 Blown engine, right? 10 00:03:12,331 --> 00:03:13,764 The engine's blown to hell. 11 00:03:13,866 --> 00:03:15,697 Want me to call you a tow truck? 12 00:03:15,801 --> 00:03:17,564 We got help coming. 13 00:03:17,670 --> 00:03:19,035 Really. 14 00:03:19,138 --> 00:03:21,368 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 15 00:03:21,473 --> 00:03:24,237 Finest automobiles by the world's great carmakers. 16 00:03:24,343 --> 00:03:27,744 Great. Just what I need. A goddamn car salesman. 17 00:03:27,847 --> 00:03:29,644 You know, you're in a very dignified profession. 18 00:03:29,748 --> 00:03:31,477 People rely upon you for the last images... 19 00:03:31,584 --> 00:03:33,449 they have of their loved ones, and this ain't a pretty picture. 20 00:03:33,586 --> 00:03:36,714 Oh, please, I'm trying to bury a guy, not buy a hearse. 21 00:03:36,856 --> 00:03:39,848 I'm talking a deal. 500 bucks over invoice. 22 00:03:41,694 --> 00:03:42,786 Dealer invoice? 23 00:03:44,096 --> 00:03:45,154 Come on by tomorrow. 24 00:03:45,264 --> 00:03:46,891 We're having a one-time-only sale... 25 00:03:46,999 --> 00:03:48,057 of all our luxury vehicles. 26 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:49,429 I'll customize anything you want. 27 00:03:49,535 --> 00:03:51,833 I will personally walk you through every step of the deal. 28 00:03:51,937 --> 00:03:53,632 We'll have your business back on its feet by Monday... 29 00:03:53,739 --> 00:03:55,673 back from the dead, you might say. 30 00:03:55,774 --> 00:03:57,173 - Excuse me. - Sorry. 31 00:03:57,276 --> 00:03:58,334 If I might interrupt... 32 00:03:58,444 --> 00:04:01,038 What are you doing about my husband? 33 00:04:01,146 --> 00:04:04,047 We've arranged for a pickup truck. 34 00:04:11,523 --> 00:04:13,047 I did not spend $10,000... 35 00:04:13,192 --> 00:04:15,922 to have my Ralph can'ted around in a pickup truck! 36 00:04:16,028 --> 00:04:18,053 I'll put you out of business. 37 00:04:18,163 --> 00:04:20,290 Or better still, I'll take you to court. 38 00:04:20,399 --> 00:04:21,866 I'll bury you for this! 39 00:04:21,967 --> 00:04:23,161 - Madam. - What is it? 40 00:04:23,269 --> 00:04:25,499 My deepest condolences. 41 00:04:25,604 --> 00:04:28,869 May I suggest that we move your husband along... 42 00:04:28,974 --> 00:04:30,942 as quickly as possible to his last resting place? 43 00:04:31,043 --> 00:04:34,012 Because, as you can see, it's a very, very hot day... 44 00:04:34,113 --> 00:04:35,375 and there is no air conditioning... 45 00:04:35,481 --> 00:04:36,880 so I think we should get him out of the sun... 46 00:04:36,982 --> 00:04:40,611 as quickly as possible. Please. 47 00:04:40,753 --> 00:04:42,243 I'll gladly lend a hand. 48 00:04:42,388 --> 00:04:44,185 Please, gentlemen. 49 00:04:51,563 --> 00:04:53,326 Oh, be careful. 50 00:04:53,432 --> 00:04:55,423 This guy needs to go on a diet. 51 00:04:55,534 --> 00:04:56,592 Please, that's the widow, man. 52 00:04:56,702 --> 00:04:58,169 What did she feed the guy? 53 00:04:58,270 --> 00:04:59,999 Life's crazy, isn't it? 54 00:05:00,105 --> 00:05:02,539 Here I am, driving along, minding my own business... 55 00:05:02,641 --> 00:05:04,438 when opportunity knocks. 56 00:05:04,543 --> 00:05:09,139 Be careful. 57 00:05:09,248 --> 00:05:11,307 All right, get the flowers. 58 00:05:11,417 --> 00:05:13,647 Jesus. 59 00:05:13,786 --> 00:05:15,151 He's in there. 60 00:05:17,222 --> 00:05:20,988 This must be very stressful for you. 61 00:05:21,093 --> 00:05:24,153 10 grand for a funeral. She's got to be well-off. 62 00:05:24,263 --> 00:05:27,096 He'll be all right. Don't you worry. 63 00:05:27,199 --> 00:05:29,064 This is a nice box. 64 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:31,033 He must have carried a big life policy. 65 00:05:31,136 --> 00:05:33,832 Thanks a lot. This isn't even your funeral. 66 00:05:33,939 --> 00:05:36,499 I do for you, maybe one day you do for me. 67 00:05:36,608 --> 00:05:38,701 Maybe. 68 00:05:38,811 --> 00:05:40,870 She could use some cheering up at a time like this... 69 00:05:40,980 --> 00:05:43,346 and people get a lot of pleasure from a new car. 70 00:05:43,449 --> 00:05:45,417 She'll want to get on with her life. 71 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:47,178 Can I? 72 00:05:47,319 --> 00:05:49,184 You can't do this. 73 00:05:49,288 --> 00:05:51,620 You can't sell a widow a car at her husband's funeral. 74 00:05:51,724 --> 00:05:55,091 People will think that's a little insensitive. 75 00:05:55,227 --> 00:05:57,957 But most people think that car salesmen... 76 00:05:58,063 --> 00:05:59,792 are the scum of the earth, anyway. 77 00:06:05,671 --> 00:06:08,401 May I help you back to your car? 78 00:06:08,507 --> 00:06:09,667 Thank you. 79 00:06:13,512 --> 00:06:16,743 Your husband must have been a fine man. 80 00:06:16,849 --> 00:06:19,010 He was a fine man. 81 00:06:20,252 --> 00:06:21,981 A man who took care of you all of his life. 82 00:06:22,121 --> 00:06:24,089 Never denied you anything. 83 00:06:24,223 --> 00:06:26,418 Nothing. Ralph denied me nothing. 84 00:06:26,525 --> 00:06:29,016 He was a good provider. 85 00:06:29,128 --> 00:06:32,586 Now that he's gone, I'm sure he wouldn't want you... 86 00:06:32,698 --> 00:06:37,465 to deny yourself in his absence. Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 87 00:06:42,708 --> 00:06:45,905 - What is this? - My business card. 88 00:06:46,011 --> 00:06:49,003 You're not trying to sell me a car, are you? 89 00:06:49,114 --> 00:06:53,414 At my husband's funeral? Before he's even in the ground? 90 00:06:53,552 --> 00:06:54,951 Are you? 91 00:06:57,389 --> 00:07:03,157 You sleaze. You are the scum of the earth. 92 00:07:05,664 --> 00:07:09,498 Not every sale works out, but I've got to keep trying... 93 00:07:09,601 --> 00:07:12,069 because you know why? A lot of them do work out... 94 00:07:12,171 --> 00:07:14,833 and when they do, I feel great... 95 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:16,771 because I'm making someone happy. 96 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,240 It's like I'm making a friend... 97 00:07:18,343 --> 00:07:20,607 what I like to call a relationship for life. 98 00:07:20,712 --> 00:07:26,150 I love to sell. It's pathological, I guess. 99 00:07:26,285 --> 00:07:29,083 At that moment, that point of sale... 100 00:07:29,188 --> 00:07:31,952 I cannot get any closer to another human being... 101 00:07:32,057 --> 00:07:34,287 without protection. 102 00:07:34,827 --> 00:07:37,955 A little to the right. A little to the left. 103 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,122 Good. 104 00:07:43,735 --> 00:07:45,896 ...you could drive the car of your dreams. 105 00:07:46,004 --> 00:07:47,471 Honey. 106 00:07:47,573 --> 00:07:49,973 I'm Big Jack Turgeon... 107 00:07:50,075 --> 00:07:51,133 That was quick! 108 00:07:51,243 --> 00:07:53,074 No, honey. It's your commercial. 109 00:07:53,178 --> 00:07:54,475 My commercial? 110 00:07:54,580 --> 00:07:56,980 Yeah, babe, look. 111 00:07:59,651 --> 00:08:01,585 There's Dave. There's Henry. 112 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,812 He's talking, right? 113 00:08:02,955 --> 00:08:05,355 No. He speaks perfect English. 114 00:08:05,457 --> 00:08:08,119 - Who's she? - That's Molly. 115 00:08:08,227 --> 00:08:10,787 I'm Joey, and I'll put you... 116 00:08:12,564 --> 00:08:16,056 We're closing our doors after 35 years in one location. 117 00:08:16,168 --> 00:08:17,658 We have got to sell... 118 00:08:17,769 --> 00:08:19,930 It looks very professional. 119 00:08:20,038 --> 00:08:23,303 One day, Sunday! 120 00:08:36,822 --> 00:08:37,846 Frankie. 121 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:41,426 Joe, come here. I want to show you something. 122 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:44,393 What do you think of that bad boy? 123 00:08:44,496 --> 00:08:47,465 That's really tasteful. Skulls with death rocks. 124 00:08:47,566 --> 00:08:49,727 Maybe some worms crawling out of them. 125 00:08:49,835 --> 00:08:51,496 That would really piss your dad off. 126 00:08:51,603 --> 00:08:53,571 Really? 127 00:08:53,672 --> 00:08:55,435 Good golly, Miss Molly. 128 00:08:55,541 --> 00:08:57,805 You've had the rest, now have the best. 129 00:08:57,910 --> 00:08:59,810 Joey, I'm with a customer. 130 00:08:59,912 --> 00:09:02,472 You do remember what a customer looks like? 131 00:09:05,217 --> 00:09:06,775 Jackie, I know I'm late... 132 00:09:06,885 --> 00:09:08,409 but I've been taking care of business, babe. 133 00:09:08,554 --> 00:09:11,148 I know the kind of business you're taking care of. 134 00:09:11,290 --> 00:09:13,520 I hustled a new hearse at a funeral. 135 00:09:13,625 --> 00:09:15,183 Come on, Joey, don't bullshit me. 136 00:09:15,294 --> 00:09:16,488 This is Jackie you're talking to. 137 00:09:16,595 --> 00:09:19,120 I'm not bullshitting. He's coming in tomorrow. 138 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:24,766 The guy from downtown is on line one. 139 00:09:26,805 --> 00:09:28,170 Tell him I'll call him later. 140 00:09:32,177 --> 00:09:35,078 God, she just drives me crazy. 141 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:37,478 Jackie, be a little more subtle. 142 00:09:37,583 --> 00:09:40,484 She's a married woman. You don't want to get caught. 143 00:09:40,619 --> 00:09:44,487 Come on. God forgive me. I just can't help myself. 144 00:09:44,590 --> 00:09:46,683 Hey, who can? 145 00:09:46,825 --> 00:09:49,726 We've got to talk about the sale tomorrow. 146 00:09:49,828 --> 00:09:51,386 Jackie, I'm ready. 147 00:09:51,496 --> 00:09:55,262 Remember those two guys... you werert here that day. 148 00:09:55,367 --> 00:09:56,959 Anyway, Dad had some outside experts... 149 00:09:57,069 --> 00:09:58,366 come by to check our operation. 150 00:09:58,470 --> 00:10:00,961 They recommended we reduce the sales force... 151 00:10:01,073 --> 00:10:02,802 when we move to the new location. 152 00:10:02,908 --> 00:10:04,808 How many you going to lose? 153 00:10:04,910 --> 00:10:07,572 Molly's gonna stay because she sells cars. 154 00:10:07,679 --> 00:10:11,945 Dad's got a big heart, so maybe one or two others. 155 00:10:12,050 --> 00:10:13,915 What are you talking about? 156 00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:15,952 We're the guys. We made this place. 157 00:10:16,054 --> 00:10:20,320 Come on, Joey. Read the sign. Big Jack Turgeon made the place. 158 00:10:20,425 --> 00:10:23,121 He made you. He taught you how to sell and he made you rich. 159 00:10:23,228 --> 00:10:25,856 You'd still be rich if you didn't blow it on babes. 160 00:10:25,964 --> 00:10:29,798 I'm having a few problems, some of them personal. 161 00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:32,699 But I'm working them out. I'll be back better than ever. 162 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:35,329 Well, get back by tomorrow because you've got to... 163 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:37,499 close a dozen units to make an impression on the old man. 164 00:10:37,609 --> 00:10:39,133 Otherwise, you're gone. 165 00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:40,871 What are you talking about, twelve units by tomorrow? 166 00:10:40,979 --> 00:10:42,139 Yeah, today and tomorrow. 167 00:10:42,247 --> 00:10:43,942 Today's dead. No one's gonna come in today... 168 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:46,210 if they know they can get it tomorrow on sale. 169 00:10:46,318 --> 00:10:47,478 Well, I know. Get on your horse, cowboy. 170 00:10:47,552 --> 00:10:48,143 Well, I know. Get on your horse, cowboy. 171 00:10:48,253 --> 00:10:50,221 Call all your old clients, I'll toss you a few leads. 172 00:10:50,322 --> 00:10:53,314 Do whatever you've got to do to get people in here. 173 00:10:53,458 --> 00:10:55,858 You've got to sell, sell, sell, Joey. 174 00:10:55,961 --> 00:10:59,260 It would be terrible if you werert here anymore. 175 00:11:01,566 --> 00:11:03,431 It'd be a total fucking disaster. 176 00:11:05,404 --> 00:11:07,838 Wake up over there. Wash my car, will you? 177 00:11:07,939 --> 00:11:09,873 Do a good job for once. 178 00:11:09,975 --> 00:11:11,340 I don't care who your old man is. 179 00:11:11,443 --> 00:11:13,104 Chopsticks. I'm buying. 180 00:11:13,211 --> 00:11:14,576 I'm not talking about this bullshit now. 181 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,342 Humor him. We'll make it like the old days. 182 00:11:17,449 --> 00:11:19,679 Anything can happen. Look at Russia. 183 00:11:19,785 --> 00:11:20,945 If things don't work out here... 184 00:11:21,053 --> 00:11:22,884 I can sell Lincolns in Lithuania. 185 00:11:22,988 --> 00:11:25,183 That's a good idea. 186 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:27,383 Brought that color right around, huh? 187 00:11:27,526 --> 00:11:30,654 You stop talking now. Time to eat. 188 00:11:30,796 --> 00:11:32,195 Helen. 189 00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:33,889 Shu mai pork. 190 00:11:33,999 --> 00:11:35,728 Give me some of those shrimp. 191 00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:39,133 Back off. That's not for you. That's for better table. 192 00:11:39,237 --> 00:11:42,297 This one's for you. Three, maybe, huh? 193 00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:43,669 Two. Ain't gonna buy out that easy. 194 00:11:43,775 --> 00:11:45,970 Three! You big man. You need to eat a lot. 195 00:11:46,078 --> 00:11:47,511 What, are you working on commission? 196 00:11:47,612 --> 00:11:49,011 I mean, you'd sell the soles off your feet. 197 00:11:49,114 --> 00:11:51,014 You shut up. You no mess with me, OK? 198 00:11:53,685 --> 00:11:54,743 You have any cat today? 199 00:11:54,853 --> 00:11:57,822 No more. Finish, but this is special for you. 200 00:11:57,923 --> 00:11:59,891 This monkey brain. 201 00:12:00,025 --> 00:12:01,617 Helen, that's not the monkey's brain. 202 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,318 Look at that. That's a different part of the monkey. 203 00:12:03,462 --> 00:12:04,986 Stop playing with it. Now, eat it. 204 00:12:05,130 --> 00:12:08,497 This... the bear's balls. 205 00:12:15,207 --> 00:12:16,799 You shut up. Eat. 206 00:12:24,883 --> 00:12:26,680 Honey. Do it again. 207 00:12:31,456 --> 00:12:35,449 And then he got a car. 208 00:12:35,594 --> 00:12:37,186 You boys talking dirty again? 209 00:12:38,797 --> 00:12:41,027 Mrs. Turgeon wants you to call her, now. 210 00:12:41,133 --> 00:12:43,294 Wife calls, crack the balls. 211 00:12:43,402 --> 00:12:45,768 Hey, that's my mother, Benny. 212 00:12:45,871 --> 00:12:47,964 You guys want me to keep treating lunch... 213 00:12:48,073 --> 00:12:49,802 just remember, you have to sell... 214 00:12:49,908 --> 00:12:53,309 every damn car on my lot tomorrow... 215 00:12:53,412 --> 00:12:55,778 because if I'm not making, you're not making. 216 00:12:55,881 --> 00:12:59,282 So let's hear the company motto. 217 00:12:59,384 --> 00:13:01,818 Nobody gets out alive! 218 00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:04,354 How the hell am I gonna sell twelve cars by tomorrow? 219 00:13:04,456 --> 00:13:07,084 Twelve cars in one day? That's impossible. 220 00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:10,126 I don't know. Maybe it can be done. 221 00:13:10,262 --> 00:13:13,891 Maybe I'm the guy to do it. What am I doing? 222 00:13:13,999 --> 00:13:16,331 Instead of selling, I'm going shopping with Joy. 223 00:13:16,435 --> 00:13:17,925 I'm a sick man. 224 00:13:18,036 --> 00:13:21,631 God, why? 'Cause I can't say no to a woman. 225 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:24,402 I love 'em. I got to make them happy. 226 00:13:24,509 --> 00:13:27,103 If they're happy, I can be happy. 227 00:13:27,612 --> 00:13:29,773 It's not fair that my life should hang in the balance. 228 00:13:29,848 --> 00:13:32,817 I mean, I've gotta know. I am not divorcing Harry... 229 00:13:32,918 --> 00:13:35,079 until I know I'll be taken care of. 230 00:13:35,187 --> 00:13:37,485 I mean, am I wrong? If I'm wrong, tell me. 231 00:13:37,589 --> 00:13:38,886 - You're wrong. - Nice piece, isn't it? 232 00:13:38,990 --> 00:13:40,082 - Lovely. - Gorgeous. 233 00:13:40,225 --> 00:13:42,386 One of my favorites. Came in on an estate sale. 234 00:13:42,527 --> 00:13:45,690 French art glass, Gall�. Mid-19th century. 235 00:13:45,797 --> 00:13:46,991 Would you like me to price it? 236 00:13:47,098 --> 00:13:50,864 Would you, please? 237 00:13:50,969 --> 00:13:53,437 What's it going to be? 238 00:13:53,538 --> 00:13:54,766 Look what you're buying here. 239 00:13:54,873 --> 00:13:57,000 I'll never be able to do for you what Harry can. 240 00:13:57,108 --> 00:14:00,509 - I don't have his money. - What are you saying? 241 00:14:00,612 --> 00:14:01,670 Listen, I've got family responsibilities. 242 00:14:01,780 --> 00:14:04,248 My mother, a daughter going to college soon. 243 00:14:04,349 --> 00:14:06,146 You know, you insult me. 244 00:14:06,251 --> 00:14:09,743 I'm not talking about financial support, you putz! 245 00:14:09,855 --> 00:14:11,413 I'm talking emotional support! 246 00:14:11,523 --> 00:14:13,252 Emotional. Can you afford that? 247 00:14:17,662 --> 00:14:19,061 3,000 bucks. 248 00:14:20,131 --> 00:14:23,726 - You like this? - I like you. 249 00:14:23,835 --> 00:14:27,202 - Do you want it? - I want you! 250 00:14:27,305 --> 00:14:28,966 3,000 bucks, huh? 251 00:14:29,074 --> 00:14:31,008 So you're saying someone died... 252 00:14:31,109 --> 00:14:32,701 and you got this baby real cheap. 253 00:14:34,546 --> 00:14:36,537 You mind showing us the invoice? 254 00:14:36,648 --> 00:14:38,047 I see a lot of art hanging around... 255 00:14:38,149 --> 00:14:39,514 with what we like to call dust on it. 256 00:14:39,618 --> 00:14:43,418 You don't make money if you don't move the inventory. 257 00:14:43,522 --> 00:14:44,887 May I have a moment with you? 258 00:14:47,392 --> 00:14:49,917 You're a salesman first and then everything else second. 259 00:14:50,061 --> 00:14:52,291 I've got to sell some cars. 260 00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:55,423 Honey, it's just very embarrassing. 261 00:14:55,534 --> 00:14:59,595 Why is it necessary for you to try and sell the man a car? 262 00:14:59,704 --> 00:15:01,968 What are you pissed about? I saved you a grand. 263 00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:05,133 It's not that. What are you doing? 264 00:15:05,243 --> 00:15:08,144 I thought you quit smoking. Have a piece of gum instead. 265 00:15:08,246 --> 00:15:10,305 Why do you hate Harry so much for? 266 00:15:10,415 --> 00:15:11,404 You want to throw his money away? 267 00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:12,847 I don't hate Harry! 268 00:15:12,951 --> 00:15:15,647 Can I help it if he loves when I spend his money? 269 00:15:15,754 --> 00:15:16,846 Come on! 270 00:15:19,491 --> 00:15:21,186 I don't make that kind of money. 271 00:15:21,326 --> 00:15:24,887 I know you don't. I'm not asking you to marry me. 272 00:15:25,030 --> 00:15:27,863 I'm just saying... shut up! 273 00:15:27,966 --> 00:15:31,129 I will not share you with other women... 274 00:15:31,236 --> 00:15:33,670 and that includes Tina. 275 00:15:33,772 --> 00:15:35,535 It's green! 276 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,834 What are you talking about, Tina? 277 00:15:36,942 --> 00:15:38,466 We're divorced. You know that. 278 00:15:38,577 --> 00:15:41,307 - You still sleep with her. - I do not sleep with her. 279 00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,973 I see her. I have a daughter with her. 280 00:15:44,082 --> 00:15:45,413 I have to see her to see my daughter. 281 00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:47,007 If I don't see her, some other schlub sees her... 282 00:15:47,118 --> 00:15:48,483 and I don't get to see my daughter at all. 283 00:15:51,389 --> 00:15:54,950 Joy, I hear what you're saying. I know what you want. 284 00:15:55,093 --> 00:15:58,961 Honey. So let's call Harry and we'll just get it over with. 285 00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:00,496 There's a pay phone... 286 00:16:00,599 --> 00:16:02,499 Jesus Christ. I gotta get to work. 287 00:16:02,634 --> 00:16:03,726 I'm gonna lose my goddamn job... 288 00:16:03,835 --> 00:16:06,030 if I don't... what's your problem?! 289 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:09,402 Honey, honey! You get the dog excited. 290 00:16:09,507 --> 00:16:10,599 I didn't mean to. I'm sorry, darling. 291 00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,371 You didn't bond with him. 292 00:16:13,478 --> 00:16:14,604 I'll bond with him very soon. 293 00:16:14,713 --> 00:16:16,237 - Hey, sweetie. - Darling. 294 00:16:16,348 --> 00:16:18,543 - Baby. - Moments. 295 00:16:23,855 --> 00:16:25,516 Joey, what are you doing? 296 00:16:25,624 --> 00:16:28,058 It's OK, Mario. It's my car. 297 00:16:28,193 --> 00:16:30,855 Key. Sorry about that. 298 00:16:30,996 --> 00:16:32,827 Put the cigarette out. Tony's trying to quit. 299 00:16:32,931 --> 00:16:34,796 Yeah. These things will kill you. 300 00:16:40,939 --> 00:16:44,067 Oh, God, am I late. I hope Tony will still see me. 301 00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:46,405 Some people late to see Tony... 302 00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:48,240 end up late for their own funeral. 303 00:16:48,346 --> 00:16:50,871 Wait, Carmine will bail me out. 304 00:16:50,982 --> 00:16:54,440 Good old Carmine... Tony's number one man. 305 00:16:56,621 --> 00:16:57,713 Come in, Joey. 306 00:16:57,822 --> 00:17:01,155 - Where's Carmine? - Hunting accident. 307 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:02,350 Wait here. 308 00:17:05,363 --> 00:17:07,490 I'll take those. 309 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:10,659 - There you go, Joey. - Thanks, Tony. 310 00:17:10,769 --> 00:17:12,464 All right. Let's get down to business. 311 00:17:12,570 --> 00:17:13,798 What's on your mind? 312 00:17:13,905 --> 00:17:15,497 I was wondering if you or any of the boys... 313 00:17:15,607 --> 00:17:16,733 are looking for a new car... 314 00:17:16,841 --> 00:17:20,333 because we're having a sale on Sunday, Ton. 315 00:17:20,445 --> 00:17:22,072 You're having a sale? 316 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,909 Is that what you came here for, Joey? 317 00:17:25,517 --> 00:17:27,280 I'll tell you what, I'll pass the word along. 318 00:17:27,385 --> 00:17:28,818 That'd be nice. 319 00:17:28,920 --> 00:17:30,478 You didn't come here looking for money? 320 00:17:30,588 --> 00:17:32,647 Joey, please, no more money. 321 00:17:32,757 --> 00:17:34,190 Hey, Tony, I'm not asking. 322 00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:37,021 20 Gs, Joey. Listen, we go back... 323 00:17:37,162 --> 00:17:40,154 but I am not your personal banker. 324 00:17:40,298 --> 00:17:42,198 Tony, you've been great to me. 325 00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:43,528 Thank you. Really. God bless you. 326 00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:48,129 You know, other guys out 20 Gs... other guys I fix. 327 00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:51,072 Listen to me and listen carefully. 328 00:17:51,176 --> 00:17:54,441 Don't make me wait too long. 329 00:17:54,546 --> 00:17:56,480 I won't, no. 330 00:17:56,581 --> 00:17:58,344 Don't make me wait too long. 331 00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:08,382 Drink up. Come here. Salute. 332 00:18:12,130 --> 00:18:15,031 Take it from me, Joey. As much fun as women are... 333 00:18:15,166 --> 00:18:17,259 they are not won'th ruining your life over. 334 00:18:17,368 --> 00:18:19,928 Thanks for spreading the word about the sale. 335 00:18:20,038 --> 00:18:21,130 Not a problem. 336 00:18:21,239 --> 00:18:22,900 Thanks for getting my kid that weekend job. 337 00:18:23,007 --> 00:18:25,567 Frankie, that lazy shit. Did you see... 338 00:18:25,677 --> 00:18:27,406 that fucking tattoo he has on his arm? 339 00:18:27,512 --> 00:18:29,139 Thinks he's gonna be a rock 'r roll star. 340 00:18:29,247 --> 00:18:31,272 Sometimes I think he's gonna be a fruit. 341 00:18:31,382 --> 00:18:34,374 Hey, I'll see you. 342 00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:36,681 - We go back, Ton. - We go back, Joey. 343 00:18:49,734 --> 00:18:53,727 OK, Joey, here are the rules. No wisecracks, no arguments... 344 00:18:53,838 --> 00:18:58,002 and definitely no fighting with the wife... ex-wife. 345 00:18:58,109 --> 00:19:01,044 Remember the alimony? 346 00:19:01,146 --> 00:19:04,479 Hey, my paint job's still holding up. 347 00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:08,678 I get in there, I get her back in that good mood... 348 00:19:08,820 --> 00:19:10,219 like I used to... 349 00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:12,789 then I take care of business... car business. 350 00:19:12,924 --> 00:19:15,688 Wait a minute. Maybe she's seeing somebody. 351 00:19:15,794 --> 00:19:17,853 Why not? She's a good-looking woman. 352 00:19:17,962 --> 00:19:19,827 Who wouldn't be attracted to her? 353 00:19:29,941 --> 00:19:31,169 Stayir 354 00:19:31,276 --> 00:19:32,903 Stayir alive 355 00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:34,069 Stayir alive 356 00:19:34,179 --> 00:19:36,977 Ah, ah, ah, ah... 357 00:19:37,081 --> 00:19:39,811 Staying alive 358 00:19:39,951 --> 00:19:45,014 Alive 359 00:19:47,759 --> 00:19:48,851 You're looking good, Tina. 360 00:19:51,396 --> 00:19:56,800 You don't do that, Joey, coming in here without calling... 361 00:19:56,901 --> 00:19:58,596 without even ringing the damn bell. 362 00:19:58,703 --> 00:20:00,364 You don't live here, you know. 363 00:20:00,471 --> 00:20:02,496 I just paid for it. 364 00:20:02,607 --> 00:20:04,074 That doesn't give you the right... 365 00:20:04,175 --> 00:20:07,167 to come in here, especially when I'm not home. 366 00:20:07,278 --> 00:20:08,836 I don't do that. 367 00:20:08,947 --> 00:20:11,040 Get off it. I know your smell. 368 00:20:11,149 --> 00:20:16,587 We were married for 11 years. Get out of my mail. 369 00:20:16,721 --> 00:20:19,281 Excuse me. What's this, huh? 370 00:20:19,424 --> 00:20:21,221 It's food. It's vitamins. 371 00:20:21,326 --> 00:20:24,489 These are chemicals. Lisa needs real food to grow... 372 00:20:24,596 --> 00:20:26,496 - not plant fertilizer. - She's grown. 373 00:20:26,598 --> 00:20:29,465 Anyway, I cook for her, she's never here to eat it. 374 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:30,625 Where the hell is she? 375 00:20:30,735 --> 00:20:32,202 She's 15, that's where she is. 376 00:20:32,303 --> 00:20:34,168 She thinks she's her own boss... 377 00:20:34,272 --> 00:20:36,365 thinks she doesn't have to go to school anymore. 378 00:20:36,474 --> 00:20:39,068 What, she's ditching? You should tell me this stuff. 379 00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:41,441 It's her new friends. That's what I think. 380 00:20:41,546 --> 00:20:45,243 What kind of friends she got? Do you know from these friends? 381 00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:47,978 Yeah, some of them. 382 00:20:48,119 --> 00:20:50,553 What, she into drugs, something like that? 383 00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:53,054 - She needs a father! - She's got one. 384 00:20:53,157 --> 00:20:55,455 It wouldn't hurt if you set a little cash aside... 385 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,960 for Lisa's college, like you keep saying you are. 386 00:20:58,062 --> 00:20:59,893 Tina, I've always taken care of you. 387 00:20:59,998 --> 00:21:02,933 But I'm living in 2 rooms as big as your garage, huh? 388 00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:04,160 I'm living like a fucking cabbage seller... 389 00:21:04,269 --> 00:21:06,134 like my old man. 390 00:21:06,237 --> 00:21:07,670 Because you spend your money on whores... 391 00:21:07,772 --> 00:21:09,364 instead of your daughter's education. 392 00:21:09,474 --> 00:21:11,237 My lady friends are not whores! 393 00:21:11,342 --> 00:21:13,606 - So marry one. - You couldn't afford me to. 394 00:21:13,711 --> 00:21:16,339 'Cause God forbid you might have to get a real job. 395 00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:20,110 I got a real job! Catering! Remember? 396 00:21:20,251 --> 00:21:21,809 Come on, Tina. Whipping up a few cheese logs... 397 00:21:21,953 --> 00:21:24,046 for your friends' parties ain't a real job. 398 00:21:24,188 --> 00:21:25,678 It was when I cooked for you. 399 00:21:25,823 --> 00:21:27,415 You know what the real job was? Eating it. 400 00:21:27,525 --> 00:21:29,220 I didn't see you getting any thinner. 401 00:21:29,327 --> 00:21:33,855 I'm lucky I didn't blow my ass off after eating your beans! 402 00:21:33,965 --> 00:21:36,365 Do you feel better? 403 00:21:39,804 --> 00:21:44,605 It's true. How about this, huh? 404 00:21:44,709 --> 00:21:47,109 $500 a month for a college fund for Lisa. 405 00:21:47,211 --> 00:21:50,476 Now do you feel better? 406 00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,572 - Terrific, if you do it. - I promise. 407 00:21:52,684 --> 00:21:58,213 Why'd you come all the way here? Just to talk to me about Lisa? 408 00:21:58,356 --> 00:21:59,755 I was just driving by. 409 00:22:04,128 --> 00:22:05,220 See you. 410 00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:15,600 Where the hell are you gonna get 500 bucks a month? 411 00:22:15,707 --> 00:22:18,141 Joey, did you forget why you came here? 412 00:22:18,242 --> 00:22:19,937 Come on, boy. 413 00:22:24,716 --> 00:22:27,651 Tina, I forgot. Could you call your brother... 414 00:22:27,752 --> 00:22:29,652 and tell him we're having a sale tomorrow? 415 00:22:29,754 --> 00:22:32,314 So that's why you came over. He's got a car. 416 00:22:32,457 --> 00:22:34,220 I'll cut him a rock-bottom price... 417 00:22:34,325 --> 00:22:37,055 straight to the floor. I'll make him a deal... 418 00:22:37,161 --> 00:22:39,288 even your tight-ass brother couldn't refuse. 419 00:22:39,397 --> 00:22:42,093 Why are you selling me? 420 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:47,001 Come on, do me a favor. Get him to come down. Please? 421 00:22:50,875 --> 00:22:52,706 I'll talk to him. 422 00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:57,008 Thanks, Tina. Why'd I ever leave you? 423 00:22:57,115 --> 00:22:59,345 Well, you didn't leave me, Joey. 424 00:22:59,450 --> 00:23:02,908 I asked you to leave. Remember why? 425 00:23:07,158 --> 00:23:09,683 Divorce. 426 00:23:09,794 --> 00:23:11,785 There's one woman in my life, though... 427 00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:13,557 who doesn't ask me for a thing. 428 00:23:13,664 --> 00:23:15,461 She lives for me. She really does. 429 00:23:15,566 --> 00:23:18,194 Every time I see her, I feel great. 430 00:23:18,302 --> 00:23:20,702 She really knows how to take care of me. 431 00:23:25,109 --> 00:23:26,201 You know why, Joey? 432 00:23:28,346 --> 00:23:30,280 That's the most important thing. 433 00:23:30,381 --> 00:23:34,841 Ma, basta on the fagioli, OK? No more beans. I got a date. 434 00:23:34,986 --> 00:23:37,113 It'll be here if you want some more. 435 00:23:43,327 --> 00:23:46,854 Joey, why are you so unappy? 436 00:23:46,964 --> 00:23:49,262 I'm not unappy. I'm just not hungry, OK? 437 00:23:49,367 --> 00:23:51,426 Come on. That's bullshit, and you know it. 438 00:23:51,536 --> 00:23:52,867 Don't bullshit your ma. 439 00:23:52,970 --> 00:23:56,406 Bullshit the girls, but don't bullshit your ma. 440 00:23:56,507 --> 00:24:00,637 OK, look. I'm eating, OK? 441 00:24:00,745 --> 00:24:01,905 I'm not jerking you around. 442 00:24:02,013 --> 00:24:05,449 Have you talked to your daughter lately? 443 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,146 Tina calls, you know? But Lisa, never. 444 00:24:12,290 --> 00:24:15,555 - I'll talk to her. - Talk? Joey! 445 00:24:15,660 --> 00:24:17,287 Lisa needs a regular family. 446 00:24:17,395 --> 00:24:20,455 You know, like you had with Tina. 447 00:24:20,565 --> 00:24:22,590 Come on, Ma. You couldn't stand Tina. 448 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:24,668 Now you want us back together? 449 00:24:24,769 --> 00:24:26,828 So I ain't perfect. 450 00:24:26,938 --> 00:24:30,738 - Who is, Ma? - You are, Joey. 451 00:24:30,842 --> 00:24:34,903 You are my perfect little boy. 452 00:24:40,017 --> 00:24:42,247 Joey's central. Cars are my life. 453 00:24:42,386 --> 00:24:43,785 How you doing? 454 00:24:43,921 --> 00:24:45,616 Great, Jackie. Doing great. 455 00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:47,918 I've got four potential sales in the bag. 456 00:24:48,025 --> 00:24:50,721 Listen, you seeing someone tonight? 457 00:24:50,828 --> 00:24:53,388 I guess I've earned a little R and R. 458 00:24:53,498 --> 00:24:55,227 Sure you did. We all did. 459 00:24:55,333 --> 00:24:58,530 So that means you won't be using your pad tonight, huh? 460 00:24:58,636 --> 00:25:00,900 Come on, it's Saturday night. 461 00:25:01,005 --> 00:25:03,371 What's Donna going to tell her old man? 462 00:25:03,474 --> 00:25:05,032 You're pushing your luck, cowboy. 463 00:25:05,143 --> 00:25:06,735 I know what I'm doing, babe. Believe me. 464 00:25:06,844 --> 00:25:10,075 - So is that OK? - Yeah, that's OK. 465 00:25:10,181 --> 00:25:12,513 Mi casa es su casa, amigo. 466 00:25:12,617 --> 00:25:16,053 Gracias, and keep selling cars, you hear? 467 00:25:16,187 --> 00:25:17,552 We need you at Turgeon. 468 00:25:17,655 --> 00:25:21,318 Don't you worry. The only thing on my mind is selling cars. 469 00:25:21,626 --> 00:25:23,321 - Joey, don't. - What? 470 00:25:23,427 --> 00:25:25,088 - You'll mess me up. - I can't mess you up. 471 00:25:25,196 --> 00:25:27,221 Let's go. 472 00:25:27,331 --> 00:25:28,525 How's your day? 473 00:25:28,633 --> 00:25:30,362 It's been a drag till I get to you. 474 00:25:30,468 --> 00:25:32,299 Come here. 475 00:25:32,403 --> 00:25:34,496 You want to know what a drag is, Joey? 476 00:25:34,605 --> 00:25:36,800 A drag is standing on your feet all day... 477 00:25:36,908 --> 00:25:37,966 That's it. 478 00:25:38,075 --> 00:25:40,305 Spraying goofy-smelling mousse on people. 479 00:25:40,411 --> 00:25:43,812 Trying to make these old ladies look like... they... 480 00:25:43,915 --> 00:25:47,248 trying to make 'em look like they walked off of "Cosmo"... 481 00:25:47,385 --> 00:25:49,319 when they look like they got hit by the lousy "A" train. 482 00:25:49,453 --> 00:25:51,387 Joey, I cannot find my pumps! 483 00:25:51,522 --> 00:25:52,546 Honey. 484 00:25:52,690 --> 00:25:54,089 Where are my pumps, Joey? 485 00:25:54,225 --> 00:25:56,125 Strawberry slides into home! 486 00:26:00,765 --> 00:26:04,599 Do me something good. Turn over. 487 00:26:04,702 --> 00:26:07,330 We're playing mandingo again, huh? 488 00:26:07,438 --> 00:26:09,338 We're going to do your do. 489 00:26:09,440 --> 00:26:10,532 - What? - Your do! 490 00:26:10,641 --> 00:26:11,733 There's gonna be celebs there tonight. 491 00:26:11,842 --> 00:26:14,174 There's gonna be paparazzi there. 492 00:26:14,278 --> 00:26:16,906 So you gotta look special. You gotta look good. 493 00:26:17,014 --> 00:26:18,174 I got you some clothes. Special. 494 00:26:18,249 --> 00:26:20,274 I got you some clothes. Special. 495 00:26:21,719 --> 00:26:23,016 Joey O'Brien, Turgeon Auto. 496 00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:25,611 The Allante should be a good car for you. 497 00:26:25,756 --> 00:26:27,849 It's computerized, does 140 miles an hour. 498 00:26:27,959 --> 00:26:29,324 Better than that Rabbit I saw you drive up in. 499 00:26:29,427 --> 00:26:31,156 140 miles per hour. Sure. 500 00:26:31,262 --> 00:26:33,025 You gotta be doir this all the time? Selling? 501 00:26:33,130 --> 00:26:35,155 Sorry. I can't help it. 502 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:36,631 Tomorrow we're having a sale. 503 00:26:36,734 --> 00:26:37,928 Tomorrow? I'll be there. 504 00:26:38,035 --> 00:26:40,970 We've got to get in. There are fashion people downstairs. 505 00:26:41,072 --> 00:26:42,937 They're always lookir for new talent. 506 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,701 I'll try, Lila. 507 00:26:44,809 --> 00:26:47,903 Ricky, look in your book. 508 00:26:48,012 --> 00:26:51,539 Lila. L-i-I-a. I'm on your list. 509 00:26:51,649 --> 00:26:53,116 Under "L." 510 00:26:53,251 --> 00:26:57,187 Shoot here. Shoot this, huh? Shoot me, I'm Lila. 511 00:26:57,321 --> 00:26:59,687 I'm an up-and-coming designer. I designed this stuff myself. 512 00:26:59,790 --> 00:27:02,190 - Come on. - She's gorgeous, huh? 513 00:27:02,293 --> 00:27:03,726 Even a blind man can tell she's hot. 514 00:27:03,861 --> 00:27:05,829 She's a nobody. She's nothing. 515 00:27:05,930 --> 00:27:09,195 I take stars. I take famous people. 516 00:27:09,300 --> 00:27:11,734 This person is nowhere. I'm not taking her picture. 517 00:27:11,836 --> 00:27:14,304 I'm not wasting the film. It's nothing personal. 518 00:27:14,405 --> 00:27:17,704 Screw this joker. 519 00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:19,173 You didn't have to say that to her... 520 00:27:19,277 --> 00:27:20,335 Have a nice life. 521 00:27:20,444 --> 00:27:21,672 You know what you are? You're an asshalf. 522 00:27:21,779 --> 00:27:23,371 It takes two of you to make an asshole. 523 00:27:23,481 --> 00:27:26,143 Hey, does this get us in? You know Mr. Grant? 524 00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:27,308 - You know him? - All right. 525 00:27:27,451 --> 00:27:28,884 All right. Gorge! 526 00:27:29,020 --> 00:27:30,715 You wanna come in or what? 527 00:27:32,256 --> 00:27:33,280 Gorge, where are you going? We're in! 528 00:27:33,424 --> 00:27:34,982 I'm not going in there, Joey! 529 00:27:35,092 --> 00:27:37,151 - Will you wait up, Lisa? - Who's Lisa? 530 00:27:37,261 --> 00:27:39,855 I don't know, Liza. Come on, what are you saying here? 531 00:27:39,964 --> 00:27:41,898 - You doing a Lisa? - No, no! Wait! 532 00:27:41,999 --> 00:27:43,796 I know the difference between Lisa and Lila. 533 00:27:43,901 --> 00:27:46,028 - You said Lisa! - No, I did not, OK? 534 00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:48,105 I don't know a Lisa. I'm not doing a Lisa. 535 00:27:48,205 --> 00:27:50,002 The only lisa I know is the Mona Lisa. 536 00:27:50,107 --> 00:27:54,703 Gorge, come on. You're the only girl for me. 537 00:27:58,549 --> 00:27:59,948 Come on, Gorge. 538 00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:05,283 Your time's going to come. I know what I'm talking about. 539 00:28:05,389 --> 00:28:08,825 I don't want to be just some stupid bimbo, Joey. 540 00:28:08,959 --> 00:28:11,120 Bimbo? You know what a bimbo is? 541 00:28:11,228 --> 00:28:13,196 It's a little elephant with big ears. 542 00:28:13,297 --> 00:28:16,596 Hey, come on. Listen, your dos are gonna be... 543 00:28:16,701 --> 00:28:19,169 the hottest thing in this whole goddamn city. 544 00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:21,033 You really think so? 545 00:28:22,239 --> 00:28:23,501 Really? 546 00:28:23,607 --> 00:28:25,199 Am I a loser? 547 00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:28,608 Gorge, think I'm gonna waste my time with a loser? 548 00:28:28,713 --> 00:28:30,613 You know what a loser looks like? 549 00:28:30,715 --> 00:28:33,582 Loser looks like this. 550 00:28:33,718 --> 00:28:36,881 I'd like to see the Allante, please. 551 00:28:37,021 --> 00:28:39,182 Please show me the Allante. 552 00:28:41,058 --> 00:28:44,619 I love you, Joey. I really do. 553 00:28:59,977 --> 00:29:01,137 Benny. 554 00:29:09,353 --> 00:29:13,790 Legend, lover, salesman, right? Take no prisoners today, Ben. 555 00:29:13,924 --> 00:29:15,255 You got it. 556 00:29:18,596 --> 00:29:20,325 What I got to do this shit for? 557 00:29:20,431 --> 00:29:21,523 Money. 558 00:29:23,134 --> 00:29:25,398 - After you. - No, apres vous. 559 00:29:25,503 --> 00:29:29,166 He speaks French. 560 00:29:31,108 --> 00:29:33,440 You and me, Moll. It's time we got something going. 561 00:29:33,544 --> 00:29:34,772 I'm free tonight. 562 00:29:34,879 --> 00:29:38,110 I'd like that, but I'd rather eat worms and die. 563 00:29:38,215 --> 00:29:39,705 My worm doesn't have a hook. 564 00:29:39,817 --> 00:29:43,514 You know what your problem is? You're a pig. 565 00:29:43,654 --> 00:29:45,281 And you're a chauvinist, 566 00:29:45,423 --> 00:29:47,084 and you have no respect for women. 567 00:29:47,191 --> 00:29:49,421 I guess dinner and a blowjob out of the question. 568 00:29:49,527 --> 00:29:51,791 - I guess. - We'll forget dinner. 569 00:29:54,932 --> 00:29:56,797 Telephone call for Joey O'Brien. 570 00:29:56,901 --> 00:29:58,061 - Big day, Joey. - Almost. 571 00:29:58,169 --> 00:30:00,262 It was right there. It got away. 572 00:30:04,108 --> 00:30:06,474 - Oh, God. It's Tina. - Tina, what? 573 00:30:06,577 --> 00:30:09,978 Lisa stayed out all night. She didn't come home. 574 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:12,810 - She didn't? All night? - I don't know where she is. 575 00:30:12,917 --> 00:30:15,385 - You called the police? - She called from a pay phone. 576 00:30:15,519 --> 00:30:18,147 She called? What did she say? 577 00:30:18,289 --> 00:30:21,656 She said she's with friends. 578 00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:23,157 She's with that prick Louie! 579 00:30:23,260 --> 00:30:26,354 - Joey, come home. - Listen, I can't. 580 00:30:26,464 --> 00:30:29,160 If I come home, I blow my job. She's OK. She... 581 00:30:29,266 --> 00:30:30,790 - But look, Joey... - She's gonna be all right. 582 00:30:30,901 --> 00:30:32,391 If she comes home, call me. 583 00:30:32,503 --> 00:30:35,939 - Joey, I need you... - OK, Tina? You got it. 584 00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:38,031 That little motherfucker's dead! 585 00:30:38,142 --> 00:30:41,270 How do you do, sir? Jackie Turgeon. How do you do? 586 00:30:41,378 --> 00:30:43,039 This survey is bullshit. 587 00:30:43,147 --> 00:30:45,206 Who are these experts? What do they know? 588 00:30:45,316 --> 00:30:46,374 They ever sell cars? 589 00:30:46,484 --> 00:30:47,610 Come on, Benny, we're the salesmen. 590 00:30:47,751 --> 00:30:49,013 We've got to do what we do best. 591 00:30:49,153 --> 00:30:51,519 Lie. Cheat. Steal. 592 00:30:55,826 --> 00:30:58,226 Cool it. That's Donna's old man. 593 00:30:59,897 --> 00:31:01,592 Excuse me. 594 00:31:01,699 --> 00:31:03,997 Donna, come here! I wanna talk to you! 595 00:31:04,101 --> 00:31:05,762 It's her husband. Where's Jackie? 596 00:31:05,870 --> 00:31:08,896 Over there doing some carpet inspection... 597 00:31:09,006 --> 00:31:11,338 on the Mercedes. Don't look. 598 00:31:11,408 --> 00:31:15,367 Donna! I want to talk to you! 599 00:31:15,479 --> 00:31:17,947 Larry, what the hell are you doing over here? 600 00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:21,074 So I'm thinking, it's Sunday. 601 00:31:21,218 --> 00:31:22,879 What you got to work on Sunday for? 602 00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:24,817 I told you. There's a big sale! 603 00:31:24,922 --> 00:31:27,186 You already worked half the night! 604 00:31:27,291 --> 00:31:28,986 How many cars you sell at 2:00 in the morning? 605 00:31:32,396 --> 00:31:34,990 Something's going on. I can feel it. 606 00:31:35,099 --> 00:31:37,829 Nothing's going on. You're going crazy. 607 00:31:37,935 --> 00:31:39,562 I ain't gonna be your fool, Donna. 608 00:31:39,670 --> 00:31:41,797 Go home, Larry! 609 00:31:41,906 --> 00:31:43,237 Don't tell me what to do! 610 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:46,332 I'm going home. You go inside. 611 00:31:46,443 --> 00:31:48,911 I ain't gonna be your fool. 612 00:32:01,025 --> 00:32:02,890 Jackie, all clear. 613 00:32:07,631 --> 00:32:09,394 Go on, sell some cars, will you? 614 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:11,024 That was a little close. 615 00:32:11,135 --> 00:32:15,595 Take no prisoners. Nobody gets out of here alive. 616 00:32:15,706 --> 00:32:18,140 No more, no more, no more, no more 617 00:32:18,242 --> 00:32:20,301 Hit the road, Little Jack 618 00:32:20,411 --> 00:32:22,936 And don't you come back no more 619 00:32:23,047 --> 00:32:24,309 What you say? 620 00:32:24,415 --> 00:32:26,246 I know about you people. You're all thieves. 621 00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:27,408 Every time you open your mouth... 622 00:32:27,551 --> 00:32:28,575 you're gonna cost me money. 623 00:32:28,719 --> 00:32:30,346 I'll do the talking, OK? 624 00:32:30,487 --> 00:32:33,012 What I want, and what I'm willing to pay. 625 00:32:33,157 --> 00:32:34,317 You think you can handle that, pal? 626 00:32:34,425 --> 00:32:37,155 Definitely. Hop in. 627 00:32:41,165 --> 00:32:42,564 Perfect fit, huh? 628 00:32:42,666 --> 00:32:44,566 How is that, dear? 629 00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:46,067 Feels good. 630 00:32:46,170 --> 00:32:48,070 It looks great, honey. 631 00:32:48,172 --> 00:32:50,504 Really packed in here. 632 00:32:50,608 --> 00:32:52,075 I don't know. 633 00:32:52,176 --> 00:32:54,110 What don't you know? 634 00:32:55,679 --> 00:32:57,544 I just don't know. 635 00:32:57,648 --> 00:32:59,639 This is a Bends, right? 636 00:32:59,750 --> 00:33:01,809 - Benz. - Benson? 637 00:33:01,952 --> 00:33:03,920 Not Benson. Benz. 638 00:33:05,322 --> 00:33:06,721 How long have you been selling cars? 639 00:33:06,824 --> 00:33:08,451 Just a little while. 15 ye... 640 00:33:08,559 --> 00:33:10,254 - You've got a lot to learn. - I do? 641 00:33:10,361 --> 00:33:11,658 Let me guess. 642 00:33:11,762 --> 00:33:14,162 You're thinking you can't afford this car. 643 00:33:14,264 --> 00:33:15,856 Well, $45,000. 644 00:33:15,966 --> 00:33:17,160 What? 645 00:33:17,267 --> 00:33:20,566 Didrt mean to frighten you. That's called sticker shock. 646 00:33:20,671 --> 00:33:21,763 You want me to get some oxygen? 647 00:33:21,872 --> 00:33:23,601 Sticker shock? I know what I can afford. 648 00:33:23,707 --> 00:33:26,175 I just don't know. 649 00:33:26,276 --> 00:33:28,403 I don't know. 650 00:33:32,549 --> 00:33:35,177 You're a hell of a driver, Mr. Klopstock. 651 00:33:35,319 --> 00:33:37,753 Are you ready to take this baby home? 652 00:33:37,888 --> 00:33:38,820 I don't know. 653 00:33:39,356 --> 00:33:43,452 We're doing pretty good. We moved 15 units... 654 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,687 but we can do better, so I'm gonna allow $500... 655 00:33:45,796 --> 00:33:46,888 off the buy-back without prior approval. 656 00:33:46,997 --> 00:33:49,465 Good. Jackie, how many cars I do? 657 00:33:49,566 --> 00:33:53,127 - Two. Just two. - Christ, I'll lose my spot. 658 00:33:53,237 --> 00:33:56,297 Benny, day's not over. It's only 11:30. 659 00:33:56,407 --> 00:33:58,272 It don't matter if I'm gonna lose my spot. I want to know. 660 00:33:58,375 --> 00:34:00,468 You're not selling cars standing here. 661 00:34:00,577 --> 00:34:01,703 Hold on. 662 00:34:04,081 --> 00:34:05,139 Joey? Is he there? 663 00:34:05,249 --> 00:34:06,876 - He's here. - Sign this. 664 00:34:06,984 --> 00:34:09,145 - Doctor's on the phone. - I can't talk now. 665 00:34:09,286 --> 00:34:12,255 You rat. I'm sorry, Mr. O'Briers with a customer. 666 00:34:12,389 --> 00:34:14,118 - He's a very busy man. - We were talking, Jackie. 667 00:34:14,224 --> 00:34:15,122 I told you. 668 00:34:15,325 --> 00:34:16,155 I'm not selling anymore unless you get me... 669 00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:17,284 a spot at the new place. 670 00:34:17,394 --> 00:34:18,884 Joey, doctor says it's an emergency. 671 00:34:18,996 --> 00:34:20,054 What kind of emergency? 672 00:34:20,164 --> 00:34:23,156 What kind of emergency? Perhaps I can help... 673 00:34:23,267 --> 00:34:25,997 This is Joey. Lila, what? 674 00:34:26,136 --> 00:34:28,104 What kind of emergency? It's a busy day. 675 00:34:28,238 --> 00:34:29,535 - I need an agent. - An agent? 676 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:31,471 What kind of agent? 677 00:34:31,575 --> 00:34:33,702 God damn it, Jackie! We were talking here. 678 00:34:33,811 --> 00:34:35,802 Stop listening to Joey on the phone and answer me! 679 00:34:35,913 --> 00:34:39,747 There are no guarantees, OK? There are no guarantees in life. 680 00:34:39,850 --> 00:34:41,715 What the fuck do you need a press agent for? 681 00:34:41,819 --> 00:34:43,548 I know. Listen... 682 00:34:43,654 --> 00:34:45,053 It's not like you don't have something to publicize. 683 00:34:45,155 --> 00:34:46,713 Babe, you've got a lot to publicize. 684 00:34:46,824 --> 00:34:51,090 Fuck you, Little, and fuck Big! Fuck 'em big and little! 685 00:34:51,195 --> 00:34:53,288 Little and Big fucking fucks! Know what I'm saying? 686 00:34:53,397 --> 00:34:55,524 I got the gist, man. 687 00:34:55,632 --> 00:34:58,066 You know what I'm saying, Joey? God damn it. 688 00:34:58,202 --> 00:35:00,067 No, honey, somebody learning English. 689 00:35:00,170 --> 00:35:01,194 Fuck you! 690 00:35:01,338 --> 00:35:03,932 Better lighten up on the caffeine. 691 00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:07,709 - Number seven. - Tell me the price. 692 00:35:07,845 --> 00:35:10,040 Five grand for three months? 693 00:35:10,147 --> 00:35:12,672 It's not the money, darling, it's just the fact... 694 00:35:12,783 --> 00:35:14,751 Wait a minute. You're won'th it. 695 00:35:14,852 --> 00:35:17,480 You're priceless, babe. You know that. 696 00:35:17,588 --> 00:35:19,488 Seven, Joe. Seven. 697 00:35:19,590 --> 00:35:23,492 Moll, ten. Ten. 698 00:35:23,594 --> 00:35:25,255 Centimeters. 699 00:35:25,362 --> 00:35:28,229 That's cruel. 700 00:35:29,933 --> 00:35:31,730 What? All right, listen. 701 00:35:31,869 --> 00:35:33,632 I've got to get back out there. 702 00:35:33,771 --> 00:35:36,262 Five grand I've got to make, and I gotta get it now. Get it? 703 00:35:39,676 --> 00:35:42,201 So many women, so little cash. 704 00:35:43,347 --> 00:35:44,644 Take no prisoners. 705 00:35:44,748 --> 00:35:47,512 Thirty-five years I've been selling cars. 706 00:35:47,618 --> 00:35:50,178 Now all of a sudden, I don't know what I'm selling. 707 00:35:50,287 --> 00:35:53,279 What does that say? "Salesman of the Year. " 708 00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:55,756 Excuse me. 709 00:35:55,859 --> 00:35:58,157 - Can I help you? - You gave me a card. 710 00:36:00,631 --> 00:36:03,828 Right. Something in black. The hearse, right? 711 00:36:03,934 --> 00:36:06,027 Sorry. Have a seat. I'll be right with you. 712 00:36:08,338 --> 00:36:11,205 What am I supposed to do now? Grow legs like Molly? 713 00:36:11,308 --> 00:36:13,902 I don't know, Ben. I still wouldn't fuck you. 714 00:36:18,582 --> 00:36:19,742 Sorry to keep you waiting. 715 00:36:19,850 --> 00:36:21,818 You don't look so good. 716 00:36:21,919 --> 00:36:25,013 It's getting to be a long day. 717 00:36:25,122 --> 00:36:26,680 We own fleet of cabs. 718 00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:28,519 Seven years, we have nineteen taxis. 719 00:36:28,625 --> 00:36:30,252 Twenty. 720 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,488 You're ready to step up to a prestige luxury car. 721 00:36:33,597 --> 00:36:35,690 We're gonna buy an American car. Only American. 722 00:36:35,799 --> 00:36:38,734 God bless you, sir. It's gonna be hard to buy a Russian one. 723 00:36:38,836 --> 00:36:40,428 Let me show you this American car. 724 00:36:40,571 --> 00:36:42,471 Lincoln Continental. Do you have any kids? 725 00:36:42,606 --> 00:36:44,471 I have... three kids. 726 00:36:44,575 --> 00:36:45,599 And children. 727 00:36:45,742 --> 00:36:49,610 Three his children and two our kids. 728 00:36:49,713 --> 00:36:52,079 Put the bad ones in the front and the good ones in the back. 729 00:36:52,182 --> 00:36:53,877 Real leather in the seat? 730 00:36:53,984 --> 00:36:56,009 Real leather. Nothing fake in America. 731 00:36:59,223 --> 00:37:01,157 Joey, it's me. 732 00:37:01,258 --> 00:37:02,350 Is she home? 733 00:37:02,459 --> 00:37:04,120 - No, not yet. - Not yet? 734 00:37:04,228 --> 00:37:05,525 Why don't you try calling this Louie? 735 00:37:05,629 --> 00:37:07,529 I don't know his last name. Do you know him? 736 00:37:07,631 --> 00:37:08,825 I don't know his name. We're not that close. 737 00:37:08,932 --> 00:37:10,399 But if I ever do get close to him... 738 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,967 he's gonna be wearing his balls for earrings. 739 00:37:12,102 --> 00:37:15,538 He going to be back or no? 740 00:37:15,672 --> 00:37:20,507 I don't understand. He selling this car? 741 00:37:20,611 --> 00:37:23,705 I do sound a little tense. You wanna know why? 742 00:37:23,814 --> 00:37:24,906 I know why. 743 00:37:25,015 --> 00:37:27,506 'Cause my day has been shit, total shit. 744 00:37:27,618 --> 00:37:31,452 My little girl's missing, doing God knows what the hell. 745 00:37:31,555 --> 00:37:33,955 I'm gonna lose my job. I'm up to my ass in hock. 746 00:37:34,057 --> 00:37:35,115 People are asking money from me. 747 00:37:35,225 --> 00:37:36,715 I've got to sell seven more cars... 748 00:37:36,827 --> 00:37:40,058 by the end of the day. Shit. Total shit. 749 00:37:40,163 --> 00:37:42,222 It could not get any worse. 750 00:37:44,701 --> 00:37:50,230 Joey? What? What is it? Is she there? 751 00:37:50,374 --> 00:37:56,643 Tina, call me when Lila... Lisa gets home. 752 00:37:58,382 --> 00:38:00,077 Joy, don't do this to me. 753 00:38:00,183 --> 00:38:01,707 I have a previous relationship with these customers. 754 00:38:01,818 --> 00:38:03,581 - Mr. Salesman, please! - One moment! 755 00:38:03,687 --> 00:38:05,882 Hello, Mrs. Munchack. 756 00:38:09,059 --> 00:38:13,052 - He likes you. - I hope. Mr. Munchack. 757 00:38:13,163 --> 00:38:17,065 Joey O'Brien. I put you in that 560SL. 758 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:19,727 My "relationship for life. " 759 00:38:19,870 --> 00:38:21,462 - Nice. - Has she run well for you? 760 00:38:21,605 --> 00:38:22,663 The car. 761 00:38:22,806 --> 00:38:24,569 She doesn't seem to have any complaints. 762 00:38:24,675 --> 00:38:26,142 Glad to hear that. 763 00:38:26,276 --> 00:38:29,370 No complaints. It's been like a dream. 764 00:38:29,479 --> 00:38:31,743 I don't think I've ever loved anyone... thing more. 765 00:38:31,848 --> 00:38:33,907 It's been a pleasure to service... 766 00:38:34,017 --> 00:38:37,111 - Mr. Salesman, please! - One moment, please! 767 00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:39,814 I'll be right with you. Place can't run without me. 768 00:38:39,923 --> 00:38:41,322 What can I do for you, Mr. Munshock? 769 00:38:41,425 --> 00:38:44,588 Munchack. I'd like to get a new car for my wife. 770 00:38:44,695 --> 00:38:48,153 That's what I'm here for. 771 00:38:48,265 --> 00:38:50,290 Let me show you around. 772 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,867 What's it gonna be, Mr. O'Brien? 773 00:38:51,969 --> 00:38:54,733 Are you ready to continue our relationship for life? 774 00:38:55,973 --> 00:38:58,305 I'm still waiting, Mr. Salesman. 775 00:38:58,408 --> 00:39:00,569 One moment! Excuse me. 776 00:39:00,677 --> 00:39:01,905 I'm sick of your moment! 777 00:39:02,012 --> 00:39:03,240 Can't you see I've got two ups at once? 778 00:39:03,347 --> 00:39:05,281 Little's not gonna approve your deal. Go talk to him. 779 00:39:05,382 --> 00:39:06,644 Your sale's going to walk. 780 00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:08,684 Do anything. Keep him there. Show him some cleavage, OK? 781 00:39:10,854 --> 00:39:13,687 - Mr. Salesman! - I'll be right with you. 782 00:39:13,790 --> 00:39:16,520 My wife was thinking maybe an Allante con... 783 00:39:16,626 --> 00:39:17,684 Shut up! 784 00:39:17,794 --> 00:39:19,193 Black. 785 00:39:19,296 --> 00:39:20,695 Is that what you want, darling? 786 00:39:20,797 --> 00:39:23,095 Yes, honey. I saw one I really like. 787 00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:24,758 You must know what I'm talking about. 788 00:39:24,901 --> 00:39:26,596 Mr. O'Brien, can you help us? 789 00:39:26,737 --> 00:39:30,264 Mr. Salesman! This Washington Continental... 790 00:39:30,407 --> 00:39:32,034 what kind of deal we going to make? 791 00:39:32,142 --> 00:39:33,575 Cash is OK? 792 00:39:33,710 --> 00:39:36,042 - Mr. O'Brien, please. - One moment. 793 00:39:36,146 --> 00:39:37,443 - How much in cash? - American cash? 794 00:39:37,547 --> 00:39:40,243 You accept Chinese? 795 00:39:40,350 --> 00:39:42,250 Joey, get with that guy. 796 00:39:42,352 --> 00:39:45,651 Don't go! We've got a deal. 797 00:39:45,756 --> 00:39:47,747 We had a deal! He changed every number! 798 00:39:47,858 --> 00:39:49,257 Sit down. Take... 799 00:39:49,359 --> 00:39:52,817 I believe you were serving us. 800 00:39:52,929 --> 00:39:54,794 - Back off! - Please! 801 00:39:54,898 --> 00:39:58,231 - Mr. Salesman! - Fuck! 802 00:40:07,944 --> 00:40:11,971 You bastards are gonna die! You had your good time. 803 00:40:12,082 --> 00:40:13,481 Now you're gonna die! 804 00:40:25,796 --> 00:40:27,161 Get over there! 805 00:40:28,999 --> 00:40:30,125 Move it! 806 00:40:41,878 --> 00:40:45,541 My God! He's going to kill us! 807 00:40:45,649 --> 00:40:47,879 Everybody fucking against the wall... 808 00:40:47,984 --> 00:40:49,281 or we all fucking die! 809 00:40:55,192 --> 00:40:59,458 Get up! Get out of there! What are you hiding from? 810 00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:03,691 Are you one of them? 811 00:41:04,868 --> 00:41:05,926 Donna. 812 00:41:06,069 --> 00:41:07,093 Larry! 813 00:41:07,237 --> 00:41:08,261 Are you one of them? 814 00:41:08,405 --> 00:41:10,305 - One what? - You look like one of them! 815 00:41:12,242 --> 00:41:15,268 What the hell are you doing? You gone crazy, Larry? 816 00:41:15,378 --> 00:41:17,471 - I want to know, Donna. - Have you gone crazy? 817 00:41:17,581 --> 00:41:22,109 Tell me! Tell me who you fucked here. 818 00:41:22,219 --> 00:41:23,686 Why kill everyone? 819 00:41:23,787 --> 00:41:25,482 I gotta know! Tell me! 820 00:41:25,589 --> 00:41:27,318 What do you want to know? 821 00:41:27,424 --> 00:41:30,120 Everyone! 822 00:41:30,227 --> 00:41:32,889 I fucked them all! I fuck and fuck and fuck! 823 00:41:35,765 --> 00:41:38,928 Shit! Get up! 824 00:41:47,544 --> 00:41:50,035 Get in there! Move it! 825 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:55,483 I'll fucking kill you. Move it! 826 00:41:55,585 --> 00:41:57,212 Don't shoot me. 827 00:42:03,426 --> 00:42:04,552 All right... 828 00:42:11,868 --> 00:42:13,335 Everybody over there! 829 00:42:16,106 --> 00:42:18,097 Wait! Everybody back. 830 00:42:21,811 --> 00:42:22,937 Everybody hands up! 831 00:42:23,046 --> 00:42:26,573 And make it look like nothing's happening. 832 00:42:28,185 --> 00:42:30,949 Shut the dog up! I don't like dogs! 833 00:42:31,054 --> 00:42:33,249 He's just a puppy! 834 00:42:37,794 --> 00:42:39,625 All the women, over there! 835 00:42:40,697 --> 00:42:41,925 Please, I just came to buy... 836 00:42:42,032 --> 00:42:43,158 Shut up! 837 00:42:43,266 --> 00:42:45,928 - My wife! - Move it! 838 00:42:46,069 --> 00:42:47,331 You're going to get us all killed! 839 00:42:50,707 --> 00:42:52,607 Shut up! 840 00:42:52,709 --> 00:42:55,610 Get it away from me! 841 00:42:55,712 --> 00:42:57,373 Please don't hurt Chester. 842 00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,779 Get it away from me! Get the dog away from me! 843 00:43:15,098 --> 00:43:18,431 You! Little tough guy with the tattoo! 844 00:43:18,535 --> 00:43:22,972 You been doir Donna, ain't you? Answer me, you little shit! 845 00:43:23,073 --> 00:43:24,734 Stick your little toy dick in there! 846 00:43:24,841 --> 00:43:26,832 I didn't fuck your girlfriend! 847 00:43:26,943 --> 00:43:29,969 She's not my girlfriend! She's my wife! 848 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,843 Jesus! Don't! He's just a kid. 849 00:43:31,948 --> 00:43:33,313 What's your problem? 850 00:43:34,918 --> 00:43:38,183 Please... don't shoot! 851 00:43:38,321 --> 00:43:40,289 Stay back! 852 00:43:40,423 --> 00:43:42,482 What is this, Joy? 853 00:43:42,626 --> 00:43:45,060 I'm sorry, Harry. I didn't mean to... 854 00:43:45,195 --> 00:43:47,254 Joy, you haven't been screwing the salesmen, have you? 855 00:43:47,364 --> 00:43:48,626 - Shut up! - Have you? 856 00:43:48,732 --> 00:43:49,824 A little. 857 00:43:52,202 --> 00:43:57,868 Everybody fuckir shut up! This is my thing, all right? 858 00:43:57,974 --> 00:43:59,566 This is some joint here. 859 00:43:59,676 --> 00:44:02,804 Open season on everyone's wife, huh? 860 00:44:02,912 --> 00:44:05,403 So you had your little fun, didn't you? 861 00:44:05,515 --> 00:44:08,678 Please don't kill me! I don't want to die! 862 00:44:10,287 --> 00:44:12,517 It was me. 863 00:44:17,527 --> 00:44:19,859 You what? 864 00:44:21,631 --> 00:44:24,623 Me and Donna, we... 865 00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:33,538 What are you saying, Joey? How could you do this? 866 00:44:33,643 --> 00:44:36,544 I hope this guy does kill you! 867 00:44:36,646 --> 00:44:37,738 Shut up! 868 00:44:39,316 --> 00:44:41,011 You shut up even more! 869 00:44:41,117 --> 00:44:43,642 - I'm sorry, sir. - Thank you. 870 00:44:43,753 --> 00:44:48,087 - I'm doing the talking. - Right. 871 00:44:48,191 --> 00:44:51,183 So we got one. 872 00:44:52,829 --> 00:44:54,729 Who else did her? 873 00:44:56,299 --> 00:44:58,927 The kid? Who else? Come on! 874 00:44:59,035 --> 00:45:02,198 - Nobody else. It was just me. - Prove it. 875 00:45:02,305 --> 00:45:04,239 You think I'd bullshit you about this? 876 00:45:04,341 --> 00:45:05,569 What am I, a retard? 877 00:45:05,675 --> 00:45:08,200 You think I'd bullshit a guy with an automatic weapon... 878 00:45:08,311 --> 00:45:10,108 loaded and pointed at me? 879 00:45:10,213 --> 00:45:13,649 It's just me. Nobody else. 880 00:45:16,152 --> 00:45:19,383 Well, what about... 881 00:45:19,522 --> 00:45:21,888 you know, all that stuff she said? 882 00:45:21,991 --> 00:45:23,959 "I fuck and fuck and fuck. " 883 00:45:24,094 --> 00:45:26,358 She was trying to hurt you. 884 00:45:34,137 --> 00:45:36,901 - Am I dead? - Move it! 885 00:45:37,006 --> 00:45:39,736 If you hurt my son, I'll kill you! 886 00:45:39,843 --> 00:45:43,643 Larry, come on! We were talking! 887 00:45:43,747 --> 00:45:46,739 We were talking here, Lar. Remember me and Donna? 888 00:45:46,850 --> 00:45:49,114 Right. 889 00:45:49,219 --> 00:45:50,481 How many times did you do her, man? 890 00:45:50,587 --> 00:45:52,487 What's it matter? She's dyir over there. 891 00:45:52,589 --> 00:45:53,647 One time? Twenty times? 892 00:45:53,790 --> 00:45:56,657 - Less. - Ten? 893 00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:58,318 I don't know. 894 00:45:58,428 --> 00:46:00,658 More than ten? Less than ten? 895 00:46:00,764 --> 00:46:02,163 Look behind me. 896 00:46:02,265 --> 00:46:06,031 I can't talk in front of ladies. 897 00:46:06,136 --> 00:46:09,071 You let the ladies go, I'll tell you everything. 898 00:46:09,172 --> 00:46:10,230 What do you got against the ladies? 899 00:46:10,340 --> 00:46:11,602 They never did anything with Donna. 900 00:46:11,708 --> 00:46:13,039 I don't know they didn't. 901 00:46:13,143 --> 00:46:15,634 You let the ladies go, we'll talk all night. 902 00:46:15,745 --> 00:46:17,269 You tell me first! How many times? 903 00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:18,813 I swear I'll kill you! 904 00:46:18,915 --> 00:46:21,179 Go ahead, but you kill me... 905 00:46:21,284 --> 00:46:24,651 you never learn anything about me and Donna. 906 00:46:24,788 --> 00:46:29,157 Come on. Be a guy. Let the ladies go, OK? 907 00:46:29,292 --> 00:46:30,384 Come on. 908 00:46:34,998 --> 00:46:36,863 Larry, she's over there. 909 00:46:36,966 --> 00:46:39,594 She's alive. Look at that, Larry. 910 00:46:39,702 --> 00:46:41,693 - She ain't dead. - What happened? 911 00:46:41,805 --> 00:46:44,239 The shot just grazed her head. You ain't killed anybody yet. 912 00:46:44,340 --> 00:46:45,773 Get away from her! What are you doing? 913 00:46:45,875 --> 00:46:48,241 Nothing. She's hurt, Larry. 914 00:46:48,344 --> 00:46:50,141 She deserves it. 915 00:46:50,246 --> 00:46:52,578 Let me get her in a chair, OK, Larry? 916 00:46:55,552 --> 00:46:56,610 Put her in a chair. 917 00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:58,584 That's a good idea, Larry. 918 00:47:01,224 --> 00:47:03,715 Get your hands off her! 919 00:47:03,860 --> 00:47:06,590 What happened? 920 00:47:06,696 --> 00:47:09,358 No matter what you hear, shut up. 921 00:47:09,466 --> 00:47:11,434 - What? - Yeah, bitch. 922 00:47:11,534 --> 00:47:13,627 Better listen to your boyfriend. 923 00:47:13,736 --> 00:47:14,794 What? 924 00:47:14,904 --> 00:47:17,338 Listen to what your boyfriend's saying. 925 00:47:19,309 --> 00:47:22,938 You think I'm fuckir Joey? Jerk! 926 00:47:25,515 --> 00:47:27,745 - You doing her or not? - Of course I'm doing her. 927 00:47:27,851 --> 00:47:30,149 I don't know who I'm doing and who I'm not doing. 928 00:47:30,253 --> 00:47:32,881 Donna, I told him. Just you and me. 929 00:47:33,022 --> 00:47:34,489 There's nobody else. 930 00:47:34,624 --> 00:47:36,558 Look at that. 931 00:47:36,693 --> 00:47:39,423 See, the bullet grazed her head. 932 00:47:39,529 --> 00:47:42,862 She doesn't know what's going on. 933 00:47:42,966 --> 00:47:44,934 - She's got amnesia. - I got what? 934 00:47:45,034 --> 00:47:46,228 She's got what? 935 00:47:46,336 --> 00:47:49,464 Don't go bullshitting him, Donna, OK? 936 00:47:49,572 --> 00:47:52,006 I told him everything. You see the gun? 937 00:47:52,108 --> 00:47:56,067 You lie to him, who knows what shit will go down. 938 00:47:56,179 --> 00:47:57,806 Trust me on this, Dee. 939 00:48:08,591 --> 00:48:12,152 It's just Joey. Nobody else. 940 00:48:29,379 --> 00:48:31,176 Oh, shit. 941 00:48:48,932 --> 00:48:50,661 Some crazy dude crashed right through the door! 942 00:48:50,767 --> 00:48:53,292 - He's got a gun! - I know. Get down. 943 00:48:53,403 --> 00:48:55,166 I'm gettir the fuck out of here! 944 00:48:56,973 --> 00:48:59,908 Cops. What am I gonna do? 945 00:49:01,444 --> 00:49:05,437 Larry, you know what you do? Give up. 946 00:49:08,418 --> 00:49:10,249 Call it a day. Let's put the gun down. 947 00:49:10,353 --> 00:49:11,445 We go out and tell the cops... 948 00:49:11,588 --> 00:49:13,818 - a little domestic dispute. - What you talking about? 949 00:49:13,957 --> 00:49:15,891 Maybe we just let the ladies go. How 'bout that? 950 00:49:16,025 --> 00:49:17,617 That'd look really good right now. 951 00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:19,091 That'd buy you a little time. 952 00:49:19,195 --> 00:49:21,493 The cops'd have to deal with the ladies. 953 00:49:21,598 --> 00:49:24,260 The ladies could tell the cops you're a no-shit guy. 954 00:49:24,367 --> 00:49:27,461 Shut up! I'm a no-shit guy! 955 00:49:27,570 --> 00:49:30,095 You ladies get out of here. 956 00:49:30,206 --> 00:49:32,572 You tell the cops I'm a no-shit guy! 957 00:49:32,675 --> 00:49:35,109 Not you! Sit down! 958 00:49:35,211 --> 00:49:36,872 All right! 959 00:49:36,980 --> 00:49:40,711 He's a no-shit guy! 960 00:49:40,817 --> 00:49:44,014 Hey, quit talking that French stuff! 961 00:49:46,789 --> 00:49:48,882 Joy, what are you doing? Get out of here. 962 00:49:49,025 --> 00:49:52,324 Joey, I just love you, that's all. 963 00:49:52,428 --> 00:49:54,658 Joy, there's nothing here for you. 964 00:49:54,764 --> 00:49:56,857 I'm sorry. Now go. 965 00:49:56,966 --> 00:49:58,831 It's over. Come on! Go! 966 00:49:58,935 --> 00:50:00,232 Get out! 967 00:50:05,341 --> 00:50:08,367 You don't deserve this. I'm sorry. Forgive me. 968 00:50:08,478 --> 00:50:09,740 Get out of here! 969 00:50:11,948 --> 00:50:15,679 Chester! Come here. 970 00:50:15,785 --> 00:50:17,116 Jeez. Where'd you find her? 971 00:50:21,824 --> 00:50:23,553 Sorry, man. 972 00:50:27,330 --> 00:50:28,627 All right! Everybody move it! 973 00:50:28,731 --> 00:50:32,792 Get it in gear! Go! Move it! 974 00:50:35,972 --> 00:50:37,735 What the hell are you doing here? 975 00:50:38,808 --> 00:50:39,866 We're just getting a shot here. 976 00:50:39,976 --> 00:50:43,207 You're in the line of fire! Move! 977 00:50:57,060 --> 00:50:58,960 You, inside. 978 00:50:59,095 --> 00:51:02,394 You are surrounded. You have no hope of escape. 979 00:51:02,498 --> 00:51:05,228 Surrender immediately. You're surrounded. 980 00:51:05,435 --> 00:51:06,766 You have no hope of escape. 981 00:51:09,305 --> 00:51:11,102 Stay back! 982 00:51:11,207 --> 00:51:13,698 Tell them to stay back or I'll blow this place... 983 00:51:13,810 --> 00:51:15,744 and half the fucking block to hell. 984 00:51:15,845 --> 00:51:17,369 He says stay back... 985 00:51:17,480 --> 00:51:20,881 or he'll blow this place and half the block to hell. 986 00:51:20,983 --> 00:51:22,974 Yeah? With what? 987 00:51:23,086 --> 00:51:27,079 That stuff on my bike. It's very explosive stuff. 988 00:51:27,190 --> 00:51:30,284 He's got stuff strapped to his bike. 989 00:51:30,393 --> 00:51:33,954 So what? So does my little kid. 990 00:51:34,063 --> 00:51:35,462 We want to know what it is. 991 00:51:35,565 --> 00:51:39,661 - M-2 plastic. - Plastic? 992 00:51:39,802 --> 00:51:42,100 Plastique? Oh, shit. 993 00:51:42,205 --> 00:51:44,935 M-2 plastique. 994 00:51:47,376 --> 00:51:50,504 You tell him we don't believe him. 995 00:51:50,613 --> 00:51:52,240 Where the hell did he get that? 996 00:51:54,851 --> 00:51:55,943 Jersey. 997 00:51:56,052 --> 00:51:58,543 What does he want? 998 00:51:58,654 --> 00:52:02,590 - What do you want, Lar? - I don't know. 999 00:52:07,396 --> 00:52:09,762 Come on. Talk to me. 1000 00:52:14,370 --> 00:52:16,634 What do you want me to tell them, Larry? 1001 00:52:16,739 --> 00:52:18,639 You don't want me to tell 'em the truth, do you? 1002 00:52:18,775 --> 00:52:21,073 'Cause if I tell them the truth, it's gonna get on the news... 1003 00:52:21,177 --> 00:52:23,441 and the whole city will hear your dirty laundry. 1004 00:52:23,546 --> 00:52:25,946 - Do you want that? - Yeah... I mean, no! 1005 00:52:26,048 --> 00:52:27,447 Then what do you want me to tell 'em? 1006 00:52:27,550 --> 00:52:31,247 Tell 'em... I don't know what I want to tell them. 1007 00:52:31,354 --> 00:52:35,188 But don't think I ain't gonna kill you... 1008 00:52:35,291 --> 00:52:37,225 and all these assholes! 1009 00:52:37,326 --> 00:52:39,385 I wasrt thinking anything like that. 1010 00:52:39,495 --> 00:52:41,963 We're still waiting to hear what he wants. 1011 00:52:42,064 --> 00:52:45,465 Come on. Let us know who we're talking to. 1012 00:52:45,601 --> 00:52:48,399 He wants to know who you are. 1013 00:52:48,504 --> 00:52:51,337 He's talking to the N.Y.P.D. 1014 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,968 No shit. He wants to know your name. 1015 00:52:56,078 --> 00:52:58,706 Look at the tag on your chest. It'll make it easier. 1016 00:52:58,815 --> 00:53:00,112 The name is Walters. 1017 00:53:02,018 --> 00:53:05,647 Here's the deal. What's the plan, Larry? 1018 00:53:05,755 --> 00:53:08,724 - I told you, I don't know. - We need a plan. 1019 00:53:08,825 --> 00:53:10,053 Tell 'em I don't wanna talk to 'em. 1020 00:53:10,159 --> 00:53:11,387 He doesn't wanna talk to you. 1021 00:53:11,494 --> 00:53:12,927 If I did, I wouldn't talk to 'em out there. 1022 00:53:13,029 --> 00:53:17,090 He won't talk to you out there... or in here. 1023 00:53:17,233 --> 00:53:18,359 Actually, I don't wanna talk at all. 1024 00:53:18,501 --> 00:53:20,196 - He doesn't wanna talk at all. - Tell them to go away. 1025 00:53:20,336 --> 00:53:23,237 - Go away. - What's his name? 1026 00:53:23,372 --> 00:53:25,135 Can't he talk for himself? 1027 00:53:25,241 --> 00:53:28,301 You don't have to push it through my back to kill me. 1028 00:53:28,411 --> 00:53:31,039 It's a gun. Bullets come out. 1029 00:53:31,147 --> 00:53:34,412 - What's his name? - You wanna give 'em your name? 1030 00:53:34,517 --> 00:53:37,452 If I tell them my name, they'll know who I am. 1031 00:53:37,553 --> 00:53:39,817 Good thinking. Why don't you make one up? 1032 00:53:39,922 --> 00:53:42,288 Like what? 1033 00:53:42,391 --> 00:53:43,881 Anything you want. You're in charge. 1034 00:53:43,993 --> 00:53:46,962 How about Smith? 1035 00:53:47,063 --> 00:53:50,362 Are you checking into a motel? Give me a first name. 1036 00:53:50,466 --> 00:53:53,060 Chip, like from Charles. 1037 00:53:53,202 --> 00:53:55,796 Chip? That's a squirrel's name. How about Charlie? 1038 00:53:55,938 --> 00:54:00,238 Charlie? That's a commie name! It sounds Chinese. 1039 00:54:00,343 --> 00:54:02,868 How about Chuck? That's an all-American name. 1040 00:54:05,848 --> 00:54:07,179 His name's Chuck. 1041 00:54:07,283 --> 00:54:09,376 - Tell them to go away. - Go away! 1042 00:54:09,485 --> 00:54:11,077 You're doing good. 1043 00:54:33,542 --> 00:54:35,533 Man. 1044 00:54:38,948 --> 00:54:42,145 This ain't workir out the way I thought it would. 1045 00:54:42,251 --> 00:54:43,946 You screwed up, like always. 1046 00:54:44,053 --> 00:54:48,217 Was I supposed to sit around while you screw this guy... 1047 00:54:48,324 --> 00:54:50,349 and everything else that moves? What kind of man would I be... 1048 00:54:50,459 --> 00:54:52,051 sitting around with my johnson in my hand? 1049 00:54:52,161 --> 00:54:54,254 That's the only place it's been. 1050 00:54:54,363 --> 00:54:55,853 You bitch! 1051 00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:59,393 Move in! 1052 00:54:59,535 --> 00:55:01,002 We're gonna rush this place! 1053 00:55:01,137 --> 00:55:02,502 You guys should get an apartment in Beirut. 1054 00:55:02,605 --> 00:55:05,438 - You'd be a lot happier. - They're coming! 1055 00:55:05,541 --> 00:55:07,907 Larry, come back! 1056 00:55:08,010 --> 00:55:09,034 Don't shoot! 1057 00:55:11,614 --> 00:55:14,708 Did you see that? 1058 00:55:16,953 --> 00:55:19,114 Shit. I hit him! 1059 00:55:21,324 --> 00:55:23,019 It's my foot! 1060 00:55:24,493 --> 00:55:28,429 You see what I mean? He always screws things up! 1061 00:55:28,531 --> 00:55:31,466 Shut up, bitch! 1062 00:55:31,567 --> 00:55:32,795 Get away! 1063 00:55:32,935 --> 00:55:34,402 Get up! Come on! 1064 00:55:37,907 --> 00:55:39,602 Get down! 1065 00:55:39,709 --> 00:55:41,404 He shot a cop. 1066 00:55:41,510 --> 00:55:44,138 He hit one! 1067 00:55:44,246 --> 00:55:45,838 I hit him. 1068 00:55:45,948 --> 00:55:47,006 Larry, what did you do? 1069 00:55:47,116 --> 00:55:49,676 - He shot a cop! - You shot a cop? 1070 00:55:49,785 --> 00:55:52,515 He shot a cop in the foot! 1071 00:55:52,621 --> 00:55:54,316 Larry, calm down. 1072 00:55:57,193 --> 00:56:00,754 You didn't shoot a cop. You shot a foot, OK? 1073 00:56:00,863 --> 00:56:03,593 Just a foot. Maybe only a shoe. 1074 00:56:09,171 --> 00:56:10,195 Turgeon Auto. 1075 00:56:10,339 --> 00:56:13,103 I hear you're having a sale. 1076 00:56:13,209 --> 00:56:15,074 Did you still have that blue Allante? 1077 00:56:15,177 --> 00:56:16,303 I don't know if we have it. 1078 00:56:16,412 --> 00:56:18,403 We have two. 1079 00:56:18,514 --> 00:56:22,006 I know it says one day only, but maybe call back tomorrow. 1080 00:56:22,118 --> 00:56:27,681 I'm tied up right now. I've got to go. Thank you. 1081 00:56:27,790 --> 00:56:30,554 Joseph O'Brien is the most wonderful man. 1082 00:56:30,659 --> 00:56:33,219 Joe. Joey. J-o-e-y. 1083 00:56:33,329 --> 00:56:35,559 Please get your dog to shut up! 1084 00:56:35,664 --> 00:56:37,564 Shut up, you tight-ass! 1085 00:56:37,700 --> 00:56:41,568 I have been in a hostage situation all morning! 1086 00:56:41,704 --> 00:56:44,104 My husband's still in there. 1087 00:56:48,577 --> 00:56:49,669 Out of the way. 1088 00:56:49,779 --> 00:56:51,610 - Can you make a statement? - Not now. 1089 00:56:51,714 --> 00:56:54,308 Come on. Move it. 1090 00:56:54,417 --> 00:56:56,112 Sir, you're the owner, right? 1091 00:56:56,218 --> 00:56:58,448 You're aware of the situation across the street, the guns? 1092 00:56:58,554 --> 00:56:59,748 We're gonna take your place over... 1093 00:56:59,855 --> 00:57:01,152 for about a half hour tops. 1094 00:57:01,257 --> 00:57:03,350 We want to set up a direct line of communication... 1095 00:57:03,459 --> 00:57:06,292 telephone? Direct line to the dealership, OK? 1096 00:57:06,395 --> 00:57:08,295 Are you going to eat? 1097 00:57:08,397 --> 00:57:11,298 We'll eat plenty. Put my phone there. 1098 00:57:11,434 --> 00:57:13,026 Wasrt it scary? 1099 00:57:13,169 --> 00:57:15,069 It was the scariest thing. 1100 00:57:15,171 --> 00:57:17,071 I'm still shaking. 1101 00:57:17,173 --> 00:57:19,471 My knees. 1102 00:57:40,863 --> 00:57:41,921 Can I get it? 1103 00:57:42,031 --> 00:57:44,056 No way, man. It's the cops. 1104 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,758 It may be a customer. It's a sale day. 1105 00:57:45,901 --> 00:57:49,769 I can tell it's the cops! It's ringing weird! 1106 00:57:49,905 --> 00:57:52,305 OK, it's ringing weird. What are you afraid of? 1107 00:57:52,408 --> 00:57:54,103 Cops can't see you on the phone. 1108 00:57:54,210 --> 00:57:55,507 They can't hurt you, they can't shoot you. 1109 00:57:55,611 --> 00:57:56,908 - Let me pick it up. - No way. 1110 00:57:57,012 --> 00:57:59,913 It may be the phone company. Can I get it? 1111 00:58:00,015 --> 00:58:01,482 It's making me nuts! Let me pick up the phone! 1112 00:58:01,584 --> 00:58:03,176 Get it! 1113 00:58:03,285 --> 00:58:04,513 Turgeon Auto. 1114 00:58:04,620 --> 00:58:07,851 - This is the police. - It's the cops. 1115 00:58:07,957 --> 00:58:09,288 We're talking to Walters before. Who's this? 1116 00:58:09,391 --> 00:58:10,688 Who are you? 1117 00:58:10,793 --> 00:58:11,919 I'm Elvis, that's who I am. 1118 00:58:12,027 --> 00:58:13,085 I'm back from the dead and I'm pissed. 1119 00:58:13,195 --> 00:58:16,323 I'm Joey O'Brien. Who are you? 1120 00:58:16,432 --> 00:58:19,230 My name is Mason, Captain Mason. 1121 00:58:19,368 --> 00:58:20,562 How you doing in there? 1122 00:58:20,703 --> 00:58:22,568 How am I doing? Well, I started off the day... 1123 00:58:22,671 --> 00:58:24,901 I was gonna lose my job. Now I may lose my life... 1124 00:58:25,007 --> 00:58:26,235 and I think I shit myself. 1125 00:58:26,342 --> 00:58:29,675 O'Brien, listen. I understand your position. 1126 00:58:29,778 --> 00:58:31,006 Three hon gau. 1127 00:58:31,113 --> 00:58:33,775 Do what you have to, but get this Chuck on the line. 1128 00:58:33,883 --> 00:58:35,680 You understand what I'm saying? 1129 00:58:35,784 --> 00:58:37,479 I know what you're saying. 1130 00:58:37,586 --> 00:58:39,349 We got a new guy here. 1131 00:58:39,455 --> 00:58:41,218 His name is Mason. You should talk to him. 1132 00:58:41,323 --> 00:58:43,257 The cop I hit, how's he doing? 1133 00:58:45,594 --> 00:58:47,755 - Larry, Chip, Charlie... - Chuck! 1134 00:58:47,863 --> 00:58:51,094 Chuck wants to know how the cop he hit is. 1135 00:58:51,233 --> 00:58:52,928 He's going to be all right. 1136 00:58:53,068 --> 00:58:55,901 - He says he'll be all right. - Thank God. 1137 00:58:56,005 --> 00:58:59,839 Now tell me, what does he want? 1138 00:58:59,942 --> 00:59:01,933 He wants to know what you want, Larry. 1139 00:59:03,879 --> 00:59:06,905 I told them already. I want them to go away. 1140 00:59:07,016 --> 00:59:08,881 He wants you to go away. 1141 00:59:08,951 --> 00:59:11,852 That's very funny. What does he want? 1142 00:59:11,954 --> 00:59:13,819 He says that's not on the program. 1143 00:59:13,923 --> 00:59:17,017 Well, what am I going to do? 1144 00:59:21,697 --> 00:59:23,756 He's a little up in the air. Can you give him a few minutes? 1145 00:59:23,899 --> 00:59:25,093 We'll give him one minute. 1146 00:59:25,234 --> 00:59:26,258 What are you talking, one minute? 1147 00:59:26,402 --> 00:59:27,892 We're not under enough pressure... 1148 00:59:28,037 --> 00:59:29,470 without you playing "Beat the Clock"? 1149 00:59:29,605 --> 00:59:33,473 Get real here! This is a guy who shot a cop. 1150 00:59:33,576 --> 00:59:34,600 He only shot him in the foot. 1151 00:59:34,810 --> 00:59:36,801 That doesn't mean he's not dangerous! 1152 00:59:36,912 --> 00:59:37,970 You tell him! 1153 00:59:38,080 --> 00:59:39,604 Yeah, you start telling him what to do... 1154 00:59:39,715 --> 00:59:41,615 who knows what he'll do to us? 1155 00:59:41,717 --> 00:59:43,582 You tell 'em I don't know what the hell I'll do! 1156 00:59:43,686 --> 00:59:45,119 They got the idea, Larry. 1157 00:59:45,221 --> 00:59:46,916 We'll give him fifteen minutes. 1158 00:59:48,490 --> 00:59:50,458 Thanks, Mason, thank you very goddamned much! 1159 00:59:50,593 --> 00:59:52,220 What an asshole! 1160 00:59:54,396 --> 00:59:55,420 Asshole. 1161 00:59:55,564 --> 00:59:57,054 God damn it. 1162 00:59:58,667 --> 01:00:00,658 You want to drill a hole in my neck... 1163 01:00:00,769 --> 01:00:03,670 - with that fucking gun? - Sorry. 1164 01:00:11,880 --> 01:00:14,110 What's this look all about? 1165 01:00:14,216 --> 01:00:15,706 Me? Who? 1166 01:00:15,818 --> 01:00:16,876 You, pretty boy. 1167 01:00:16,986 --> 01:00:19,318 What? 1168 01:00:19,421 --> 01:00:21,582 I bet this guy's been doing Donna... 1169 01:00:21,724 --> 01:00:23,692 behind both our backs. 1170 01:00:23,826 --> 01:00:26,158 I really didn't... I never even... 1171 01:00:26,262 --> 01:00:27,524 I didn't touch her, really. 1172 01:00:27,630 --> 01:00:29,860 What was the look all about? 1173 01:00:29,965 --> 01:00:32,661 Just Joey, I swear to God. 1174 01:00:32,768 --> 01:00:35,134 Just... Joey. 1175 01:00:35,237 --> 01:00:38,365 Larry, it's time we had that private talk. 1176 01:00:38,474 --> 01:00:39,566 I'll tell you everything. 1177 01:00:40,909 --> 01:00:43,002 All right. 1178 01:00:43,112 --> 01:00:46,980 You and me. Let's talk. 1179 01:00:47,082 --> 01:00:48,447 Everybody up! 1180 01:00:50,619 --> 01:00:52,109 Hurry! 1181 01:01:05,868 --> 01:01:09,429 All right. Nobody try anything funny in here. 1182 01:01:16,478 --> 01:01:19,276 Look, I'm sorry I didn't... 1183 01:01:19,381 --> 01:01:20,871 Shut up! 1184 01:01:36,632 --> 01:01:40,398 Just cigarettes, Lar. You smoke? 1185 01:01:40,502 --> 01:01:42,993 No, I don't. It's a disgusting habit. 1186 01:01:43,105 --> 01:01:44,834 - Put it away. - I'm trying to quit. 1187 01:01:53,382 --> 01:01:55,748 By the looks of things... 1188 01:01:55,851 --> 01:01:57,375 it ain't been so good with you and Donna. 1189 01:01:57,486 --> 01:02:01,081 What's it to you, man? 1190 01:02:01,190 --> 01:02:03,215 If things were going good, you wouldn't be doing her. 1191 01:02:03,359 --> 01:02:04,986 You think doing her... 1192 01:02:05,127 --> 01:02:06,924 is more important than the happiness of two people? 1193 01:02:07,029 --> 01:02:08,257 If I thought there was happiness at stake... 1194 01:02:08,364 --> 01:02:09,831 I wouldn't be doing her. 1195 01:02:09,965 --> 01:02:11,728 Right. So why are you doing it, then? 1196 01:02:11,834 --> 01:02:13,529 Hey, didn't know it was such a big deal... 1197 01:02:13,635 --> 01:02:14,897 till you came through that door, Larry. 1198 01:02:15,003 --> 01:02:17,233 Maybe she's doing me because she wants to get back at you... 1199 01:02:17,339 --> 01:02:18,397 for doing somebody else. 1200 01:02:18,507 --> 01:02:19,565 Maybe you're doing everybody in town... 1201 01:02:19,675 --> 01:02:21,142 - I don't know that. - I'm not, man. 1202 01:02:21,243 --> 01:02:23,006 Well, you could be. I mean, you're good-looking. 1203 01:02:23,112 --> 01:02:25,376 - But I'm not. - Maybe you should. 1204 01:02:25,481 --> 01:02:27,642 Donna used to always say how sexy you were. 1205 01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:29,843 She said I was sexy? She didn't say that. 1206 01:02:29,952 --> 01:02:31,283 She didn't not say it. 1207 01:02:31,387 --> 01:02:33,685 She's a lying bitch whore. 1208 01:02:33,789 --> 01:02:35,086 What kind of foundation for a relationship... 1209 01:02:35,224 --> 01:02:36,919 is calling your wife a lying bitch whore? 1210 01:02:37,059 --> 01:02:38,651 She is a lying bitch whore. 1211 01:02:38,794 --> 01:02:40,318 She wasrt when you married her, was she? 1212 01:02:40,462 --> 01:02:41,486 I don't think you're the type of guy... 1213 01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:42,892 who'd marry a lying bitch whore. 1214 01:02:42,998 --> 01:02:45,728 I didn't know her too good when I married her. 1215 01:02:45,834 --> 01:02:47,165 That's not good marrying someone you don't know... 1216 01:02:47,269 --> 01:02:49,863 Well, tell me about it. 1217 01:02:49,972 --> 01:02:52,065 Love... sucks. 1218 01:02:52,174 --> 01:02:55,575 Yeah, but sometimes it's pretty nice, too. 1219 01:03:02,084 --> 01:03:04,018 Shit, is it hot. 1220 01:03:06,255 --> 01:03:09,190 What do you do for a living, Larry? 1221 01:03:09,291 --> 01:03:10,519 I'm a mechanic. 1222 01:03:10,659 --> 01:03:12,684 I used to fix airplanes for Eastern... 1223 01:03:12,828 --> 01:03:13,852 over at LaGuardia. 1224 01:03:13,996 --> 01:03:16,021 That's a good job, Larry, that's a lot of respon... 1225 01:03:16,165 --> 01:03:19,532 I got laid off. I haven't worked in a year. 1226 01:03:19,635 --> 01:03:22,570 Why Donna had to get this job I don't know. 1227 01:03:25,808 --> 01:03:26,866 A mars got to work. 1228 01:03:26,975 --> 01:03:28,408 Ain't that the truth, boy. 1229 01:03:28,510 --> 01:03:29,738 I think you get everything from work. 1230 01:03:29,845 --> 01:03:34,339 You get money, power, sexual attraction. 1231 01:03:34,450 --> 01:03:36,509 You're saying that a man without a job... 1232 01:03:36,618 --> 01:03:39,109 is like a man without a dick. Thank you very fucking much. 1233 01:03:39,221 --> 01:03:41,815 I'm saying it's in your head. 1234 01:03:41,957 --> 01:03:42,981 In my head? 1235 01:03:43,125 --> 01:03:44,888 Well, not your head. It's everybody's head. 1236 01:03:45,027 --> 01:03:46,255 Fuck! 1237 01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:50,498 A fuckir headache. 1238 01:04:03,111 --> 01:04:07,275 Larry, stay calm. They'll go away. 1239 01:04:07,382 --> 01:04:09,179 How do you know? 1240 01:04:09,284 --> 01:04:10,546 I know. 1241 01:04:21,497 --> 01:04:22,759 See? 1242 01:04:26,001 --> 01:04:27,901 You know lots of things. 1243 01:04:28,003 --> 01:04:29,994 I know people. 1244 01:04:30,105 --> 01:04:31,333 When you sell stuff for a living... 1245 01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:32,964 you get to know people. 1246 01:04:34,476 --> 01:04:37,570 I don't know people so good. 1247 01:04:37,679 --> 01:04:39,977 Don't push me, God damn it! 1248 01:04:41,683 --> 01:04:44,550 There are cockroaches! I got them all over me! 1249 01:04:46,154 --> 01:04:48,486 Get down! 1250 01:04:50,893 --> 01:04:52,588 There's cockroaches up here! 1251 01:04:52,728 --> 01:04:55,196 Hey, you guys are really something! 1252 01:04:55,330 --> 01:04:56,991 I thought I could trust you! 1253 01:04:57,099 --> 01:04:58,327 Frankie, you bastard! 1254 01:04:58,433 --> 01:05:00,458 Get him down! 1255 01:05:00,569 --> 01:05:02,161 Move! 1256 01:05:02,271 --> 01:05:04,262 Excuse me! Joey! 1257 01:05:09,177 --> 01:05:11,338 My boyfriend's in there! He's a hostage! 1258 01:05:11,446 --> 01:05:13,380 Officer, you got to help me! 1259 01:05:13,482 --> 01:05:15,541 My boyfriend's in there! He's a hostage! 1260 01:05:15,651 --> 01:05:16,811 - You can go. - Thank you! 1261 01:05:19,054 --> 01:05:20,112 Miss? 1262 01:05:20,222 --> 01:05:22,383 See what he wants. 1263 01:05:22,524 --> 01:05:23,957 I'll have another shrimp boat. 1264 01:05:24,092 --> 01:05:25,616 How many? Three? 1265 01:05:25,761 --> 01:05:27,160 - One. - Three. Thank you. 1266 01:05:27,296 --> 01:05:28,354 Ring through again. 1267 01:05:36,905 --> 01:05:38,270 You want to get that, Joey? 1268 01:05:38,373 --> 01:05:42,400 You got it, Lar. Chuck's hot line. 1269 01:05:42,511 --> 01:05:43,671 I'm ringing and ringing and ringing. 1270 01:05:43,779 --> 01:05:45,474 You gotta answer me when I'm ringing. 1271 01:05:45,581 --> 01:05:46,843 What's going on in there? 1272 01:05:46,949 --> 01:05:49,884 We're being very patient with this guy, O'Brien. 1273 01:05:49,985 --> 01:05:51,680 You got to get him to give us something. 1274 01:05:51,787 --> 01:05:53,516 My boyfriend is a hostage! 1275 01:05:53,622 --> 01:05:54,850 Look, lady, we're doir the best we can. 1276 01:05:54,990 --> 01:05:56,890 We got a phone hookup into the situation. 1277 01:05:56,992 --> 01:05:58,653 Yeah? Good. Thank you. 1278 01:06:04,766 --> 01:06:07,064 Joey, look, I... 1279 01:06:07,169 --> 01:06:08,363 Get that broad out! 1280 01:06:08,470 --> 01:06:10,461 - Shit. - What? 1281 01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:12,733 Get the broad out of here! 1282 01:06:12,841 --> 01:06:14,706 I could be of great help to you! 1283 01:06:14,810 --> 01:06:15,868 - I'm fucked. - What? 1284 01:06:15,978 --> 01:06:17,240 Attention... we're coming in. 1285 01:06:17,346 --> 01:06:19,439 Mason, stay where you are! We'll be OK, really. 1286 01:06:19,548 --> 01:06:21,038 That's it, we're coming in. 1287 01:06:21,149 --> 01:06:24,312 Don't come in yet. We'll work out something. 1288 01:06:24,419 --> 01:06:25,716 All right. 1289 01:06:25,821 --> 01:06:30,588 Larry, it's deal time, huh? You want to take charge? 1290 01:06:30,726 --> 01:06:32,717 Cut a couple guys loose. Give them something. 1291 01:06:32,861 --> 01:06:35,125 They all couldn't have popped Donna. 1292 01:06:35,230 --> 01:06:37,323 Some of them just came in to buy a car today. 1293 01:06:37,432 --> 01:06:40,595 Be a guy, Larry... a no-shit guy. 1294 01:06:41,737 --> 01:06:42,829 You. 1295 01:06:44,940 --> 01:06:46,805 Gentlemen, if you want to avail yourselves... 1296 01:06:46,908 --> 01:06:48,205 of my services, there's my card. 1297 01:06:48,310 --> 01:06:50,039 Pass them out among yourselves. 1298 01:06:50,145 --> 01:06:53,342 O'Brien, you got yourself a free coffin. 1299 01:06:53,448 --> 01:06:56,383 That's a hell of a thing to say to you, ain't it? 1300 01:06:56,485 --> 01:06:58,817 What about me? I'm only a customer... 1301 01:06:58,920 --> 01:07:01,616 just come to buy car. I demand right to go free. 1302 01:07:01,757 --> 01:07:02,985 Please, Mr. Larry. 1303 01:07:06,128 --> 01:07:08,460 Let me go, please. I'm just a customer. 1304 01:07:08,563 --> 01:07:10,155 Excuse me. I am also a customer. 1305 01:07:10,265 --> 01:07:12,165 It's true. They are. 1306 01:07:12,267 --> 01:07:13,359 So? 1307 01:07:13,568 --> 01:07:15,001 So cut him loose, Lar. 1308 01:07:17,673 --> 01:07:19,698 I don't think so. Not him. 1309 01:07:19,841 --> 01:07:20,773 Why not me? 1310 01:07:20,909 --> 01:07:23,309 He's doing your wife, too, right? 1311 01:07:23,412 --> 01:07:26,040 What difference does that make? 1312 01:07:26,148 --> 01:07:29,640 We're in this together. We're like brothers. 1313 01:07:29,751 --> 01:07:31,548 Larry, you can't hold him responsible... 1314 01:07:31,653 --> 01:07:33,382 'cause his wife's having an affair. 1315 01:07:33,488 --> 01:07:34,978 Well, how do you think I feel? 1316 01:07:35,090 --> 01:07:36,489 I can't walk out of here either, can I? 1317 01:07:36,591 --> 01:07:39,116 We don't have anything against each other. 1318 01:07:39,227 --> 01:07:42,458 I'll give you something to let me out. 1319 01:07:42,564 --> 01:07:45,397 Say $25,000. 1320 01:07:47,402 --> 01:07:49,131 25 Gs? 1321 01:07:49,271 --> 01:07:50,932 If that's not enough, tell me what you need. 1322 01:07:51,073 --> 01:07:52,370 I'll write you a check right now. 1323 01:07:52,474 --> 01:07:54,271 You think I'm some kind of idiot? 1324 01:07:54,376 --> 01:07:56,708 I wouldn't cancel it! I swear. 1325 01:07:56,812 --> 01:07:58,143 Look at the witnesses we have! 1326 01:07:58,246 --> 01:08:00,680 You don't understand. If I took your money... 1327 01:08:00,782 --> 01:08:03,182 you know what that would be? Extortion. 1328 01:08:03,285 --> 01:08:05,617 I know what that is. I ain't no extortionist. 1329 01:08:05,721 --> 01:08:08,189 What difference? You're already a kidnapper! 1330 01:08:08,290 --> 01:08:10,417 Thank you, Judge Wapner. Why don't you also describe... 1331 01:08:10,525 --> 01:08:11,651 sodomy in prison while you're at it? 1332 01:08:11,760 --> 01:08:14,627 Get him out. He's an asshole. 1333 01:08:14,730 --> 01:08:17,130 The asshole stays. 1334 01:08:17,232 --> 01:08:18,290 You two guys. 1335 01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:19,833 Thanks, Mr. Larry! 1336 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:28,040 Please shoot don't me! 1337 01:08:30,078 --> 01:08:33,241 Watch out! He may have a bomb or something. 1338 01:08:37,552 --> 01:08:39,179 I am American citizen! 1339 01:08:39,287 --> 01:08:40,345 None of that Russian babble. 1340 01:08:40,455 --> 01:08:42,514 Search him. 1341 01:08:47,462 --> 01:08:49,589 What's going on? 1342 01:08:51,166 --> 01:08:52,258 Stop her! 1343 01:08:53,668 --> 01:08:54,896 I couldn't have been doing your wife. 1344 01:08:55,003 --> 01:08:57,198 I just got out of the hospital. I had prostate surgery. 1345 01:08:57,339 --> 01:08:58,738 That's right. He's got... show 'em your scar... 1346 01:09:02,110 --> 01:09:03,600 - It's a cop! - It's not a cop! 1347 01:09:04,846 --> 01:09:07,144 I'm not a cop! I'm Joey's girl! 1348 01:09:07,249 --> 01:09:08,238 She's your girl? 1349 01:09:09,718 --> 01:09:11,447 What are you doing here? Get out of here! 1350 01:09:11,553 --> 01:09:12,850 I love you, Joey. 1351 01:09:12,954 --> 01:09:14,854 I saw all this crazy shit on TV. 1352 01:09:14,956 --> 01:09:16,048 I had to come down to see you. 1353 01:09:16,158 --> 01:09:18,456 You're screwing her, my wife, and his wife? 1354 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:20,494 How the hell you got time to make a living? 1355 01:09:20,595 --> 01:09:22,290 Joey, what's he talking here? Joey, is this true? 1356 01:09:22,397 --> 01:09:23,989 Come on, Lisa. 1357 01:09:24,099 --> 01:09:26,067 Lisa? I knew you was doir a Lisa. 1358 01:09:27,569 --> 01:09:29,161 That's four. How many girls you got? 1359 01:09:29,304 --> 01:09:31,431 - Lisa's my daughter. - You got a daughter? 1360 01:09:31,573 --> 01:09:33,473 You probably got a wife, too! 1361 01:09:33,608 --> 01:09:36,372 No wife! Ex! Ex-wife! 1362 01:09:36,478 --> 01:09:39,504 He's a busy boy, your Joey. A very busy boy. 1363 01:09:39,614 --> 01:09:42,378 Donna... Tina... Chuck... Lola... 1364 01:09:42,484 --> 01:09:45,544 Lila! L-i-I-a! Lila! 1365 01:09:45,654 --> 01:09:47,417 There's an explanation for all of this. 1366 01:09:47,522 --> 01:09:51,253 I got an explanation for you, Joey. 1367 01:09:51,359 --> 01:09:55,318 You're a total shit! I hate you! 1368 01:09:56,531 --> 01:09:58,226 I risked my life for you, Joey! 1369 01:09:58,333 --> 01:10:01,359 Get out of here! Go! 1370 01:10:02,537 --> 01:10:05,563 You didn't have to say that. 1371 01:10:05,707 --> 01:10:07,231 He didn't. 1372 01:10:07,375 --> 01:10:09,639 No, man. You didn't need to do that. 1373 01:10:09,744 --> 01:10:13,202 That was mean. That was really mean. 1374 01:10:13,315 --> 01:10:15,306 You all right? 1375 01:10:15,417 --> 01:10:17,942 You got a lot of girls. 1376 01:10:18,053 --> 01:10:20,487 It's easy for you? 1377 01:10:20,589 --> 01:10:25,754 It ain't easy. It's never easy. 1378 01:10:25,861 --> 01:10:27,158 What's your name? 1379 01:10:29,898 --> 01:10:33,459 Lila! I'm a designer. I do 'dos. I do clothes. 1380 01:10:33,568 --> 01:10:34,626 I did all these things myself. 1381 01:10:34,736 --> 01:10:37,705 I got an entire clothes line called A La Lila. 1382 01:10:39,808 --> 01:10:42,470 My ex-boyfriend is in there. 1383 01:10:42,577 --> 01:10:45,205 Are you Joey O'Briers wife? 1384 01:10:45,313 --> 01:10:49,443 I'm his ex-wife. What's going on? 1385 01:10:49,551 --> 01:10:52,315 Get out of the way, man! Move out of the way! 1386 01:10:56,691 --> 01:10:59,956 Get out of the way! Move out of the way! 1387 01:11:04,299 --> 01:11:05,357 All right. Stop the car. 1388 01:11:05,467 --> 01:11:07,128 It's Mr. Dipino. His sors a hostage. 1389 01:11:07,235 --> 01:11:08,327 Over there. 1390 01:11:11,206 --> 01:11:12,605 Look! 1391 01:11:12,707 --> 01:11:15,073 Out of the way! 1392 01:11:15,176 --> 01:11:17,576 That's my kid in there. 1393 01:11:20,215 --> 01:11:22,342 - What's going on? - You eat? 1394 01:11:22,450 --> 01:11:23,508 I'm not here to eat, lady. 1395 01:11:23,618 --> 01:11:26,178 Let him in. He's OK. 1396 01:11:26,288 --> 01:11:28,882 Hey, back off! You no work here! 1397 01:11:28,990 --> 01:11:30,787 This the restaurant. He wait outside. 1398 01:11:30,892 --> 01:11:32,951 You wait outside like everybody else. 1399 01:11:33,061 --> 01:11:34,722 No eat, no seat. 1400 01:11:41,236 --> 01:11:44,967 I'll get it. Sit down. 1401 01:11:45,106 --> 01:11:46,164 Heartbreak Hotel. 1402 01:11:46,308 --> 01:11:48,242 - Don't push it. - It's a joke. 1403 01:11:48,376 --> 01:11:51,436 Ask Chuck if he wants anything. Food, cigarettes, whatever. 1404 01:11:51,546 --> 01:11:52,740 What? 1405 01:11:52,847 --> 01:11:54,337 N.Y.P.D. Take-out. 1406 01:11:54,449 --> 01:11:56,383 You want anything? Food, cigarettes? 1407 01:11:56,484 --> 01:11:59,715 Not right now, thanks. 1408 01:12:01,356 --> 01:12:04,052 Your wife wants to speak to you. 1409 01:12:04,159 --> 01:12:05,751 Tina, you're here? 1410 01:12:05,860 --> 01:12:08,021 - Who's Tina? - My ex-wife. 1411 01:12:08,129 --> 01:12:09,892 What's she calling here for? 1412 01:12:09,998 --> 01:12:12,125 I'm all right. You? 1413 01:12:12,233 --> 01:12:13,222 What do you have to do with this? 1414 01:12:13,335 --> 01:12:14,359 Why is he holding you? 1415 01:12:14,469 --> 01:12:17,438 I'm in the middle of a domestic dispute. 1416 01:12:17,572 --> 01:12:19,062 Domestic dispute? What? 1417 01:12:19,207 --> 01:12:21,072 A man-woman thing, you know? 1418 01:12:21,176 --> 01:12:23,940 Does he have a wife? 1419 01:12:24,045 --> 01:12:25,307 You were fucking his wife! 1420 01:12:26,848 --> 01:12:29,146 I swear to God, Joey! 1421 01:12:29,250 --> 01:12:32,549 I almost think you deserve this! 1422 01:12:32,654 --> 01:12:37,990 Maybe I do deserve this. What about these other guys? 1423 01:12:38,093 --> 01:12:40,561 I'll talk to him. Put him on the phone. 1424 01:12:40,662 --> 01:12:43,358 - What? - I wanna talk to him now. 1425 01:12:43,465 --> 01:12:44,557 She wants to talk to you. 1426 01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,666 What's your name? 1427 01:12:55,810 --> 01:12:57,710 Chuck. 1428 01:12:57,812 --> 01:12:59,143 Listen, I don't know if you have a family... 1429 01:12:59,247 --> 01:13:00,578 but Joey's got a daughter. 1430 01:13:00,682 --> 01:13:02,650 If you ever stop thinking about yourself long enough... 1431 01:13:02,751 --> 01:13:05,151 you think about that. You think about us. 1432 01:13:05,253 --> 01:13:07,050 You think about his family. 1433 01:13:07,155 --> 01:13:09,715 She's been out all night. She might be in trouble. 1434 01:13:09,824 --> 01:13:10,916 What's she saying, Larry? 1435 01:13:12,727 --> 01:13:14,490 Your daughter, she might be in trouble. 1436 01:13:14,596 --> 01:13:16,564 Louie. 1437 01:13:16,664 --> 01:13:17,756 I think you're a prick and a selfish asshole... 1438 01:13:17,866 --> 01:13:18,924 for keeping him in there... 1439 01:13:19,034 --> 01:13:20,092 when he ought to be out here looking for his... 1440 01:13:20,201 --> 01:13:21,634 I'm a an asshole and a selfish prick... 1441 01:13:21,736 --> 01:13:22,964 Welcome the club. 1442 01:13:23,104 --> 01:13:25,766 For holding you when you ought to be out looking for her. 1443 01:13:25,907 --> 01:13:27,807 I'm sorry. I didn't know. 1444 01:13:27,909 --> 01:13:29,433 You didn't know. It's OK. 1445 01:13:33,415 --> 01:13:38,944 Listen, Chuck, Joey's got a mom and she's real upset. 1446 01:13:39,054 --> 01:13:42,114 - Really? - What's she saying? 1447 01:13:42,223 --> 01:13:46,250 Your mom's really upset. She's watching it on television. 1448 01:13:46,361 --> 01:13:49,125 Could you ask Joey to go give her a buzz? 1449 01:13:49,230 --> 01:13:52,722 She wants you to call your mom. 1450 01:13:52,834 --> 01:13:56,770 Tell Joey that I said he should tell her... 1451 01:13:56,905 --> 01:13:58,372 everything's gonna be all right. 1452 01:13:58,506 --> 01:14:01,566 Tell your mom everything's gonna be all right. 1453 01:14:01,709 --> 01:14:04,200 - How old's your mom? - She's an old broad. 1454 01:14:04,345 --> 01:14:05,744 Jesus, Joey! 1455 01:14:05,847 --> 01:14:08,042 Calling your mother an old broad? 1456 01:14:08,149 --> 01:14:10,174 You call your wife a bitch whore. 1457 01:14:10,285 --> 01:14:13,948 But she's my wife. A mother is a mother. 1458 01:14:14,055 --> 01:14:16,717 Why should I call my mother? What am I going to say to her? 1459 01:14:16,825 --> 01:14:19,225 "This guy's going to kill me, but I got a deal on a coffin. " 1460 01:14:19,327 --> 01:14:21,318 - Get back. - Call your mother. 1461 01:14:24,833 --> 01:14:26,164 Listen, Tina? 1462 01:14:26,267 --> 01:14:27,325 I gotta get off the phone. I gotta call Ma. 1463 01:14:27,435 --> 01:14:29,130 Joey, wait. 1464 01:14:29,237 --> 01:14:32,365 - I miss you. - I miss you, too. 1465 01:14:32,507 --> 01:14:34,031 - I really do. - Bye. 1466 01:14:37,479 --> 01:14:40,846 I'm warning you, this ain't a good idea. 1467 01:14:40,982 --> 01:14:44,383 I mean, this and Dad in one year... 1468 01:14:44,486 --> 01:14:46,613 Hello. This is Joey... 1469 01:14:46,721 --> 01:14:50,179 Ma? The machine's on. Probably watching us on TV. 1470 01:14:50,291 --> 01:14:51,349 ...after the beep. 1471 01:14:51,459 --> 01:14:53,120 Ma, pick up! 1472 01:14:53,228 --> 01:14:55,788 - Joey, are you all right? - I'm all right. 1473 01:14:55,897 --> 01:14:57,592 You're bullshitting. 1474 01:14:57,699 --> 01:15:00,463 Let me talk to the man holding you. 1475 01:15:00,568 --> 01:15:01,626 What? 1476 01:15:01,736 --> 01:15:03,294 Put him on! Put him on now. 1477 01:15:03,438 --> 01:15:05,167 She wants to talk to you. 1478 01:15:05,306 --> 01:15:08,503 Talk loud. She's a little deaf. 1479 01:15:08,610 --> 01:15:12,205 You asked for this. 1480 01:15:12,313 --> 01:15:14,713 Can you hear me? 1481 01:15:15,984 --> 01:15:17,645 This is a terrible thing you've done... 1482 01:15:17,752 --> 01:15:18,446 scaring all those people! Are you listening? 1483 01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:20,283 Scaring all those people! Are you listening? 1484 01:15:20,388 --> 01:15:22,481 Well, you listen to me and you listen good. 1485 01:15:22,590 --> 01:15:24,820 I'm an old woman. He's all I have. 1486 01:15:24,959 --> 01:15:26,859 Don't hurt him, you hear me? 1487 01:15:26,995 --> 01:15:28,121 All right. 1488 01:15:28,263 --> 01:15:32,222 Don't you bullshit an old lady. Don't you hurt my Joey! 1489 01:15:32,367 --> 01:15:33,766 I won't. 1490 01:15:33,868 --> 01:15:35,665 Promise me you won't hurt him. 1491 01:15:35,770 --> 01:15:37,601 If you don't promise, you're bullshitting me. 1492 01:15:37,705 --> 01:15:40,970 - So you better promise! - I promise! 1493 01:15:41,075 --> 01:15:44,909 Prove to me you're a nice boy. Promise once more. 1494 01:15:45,013 --> 01:15:46,571 I promise. 1495 01:15:46,681 --> 01:15:48,672 Let me talk to Joey. 1496 01:15:48,783 --> 01:15:51,843 It looks like I'm not gonna kill you. 1497 01:15:51,953 --> 01:15:53,011 Thanks, Ma. 1498 01:15:53,121 --> 01:15:55,749 Everything is OK. I'll see you tomorrow. 1499 01:15:55,857 --> 01:15:58,417 That'll be nice. We'll go find that new place tomorrow. 1500 01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,118 Maybe we'll have dinner tomorrow night... 1501 01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:02,525 a little pasta fagioli. That would be great, OK? 1502 01:16:02,630 --> 01:16:03,654 Sure. Whatever you want, Joey. 1503 01:16:03,798 --> 01:16:05,823 Ma, I gotta go. Ciao. 1504 01:16:07,969 --> 01:16:09,300 What are you doing? 1505 01:16:11,105 --> 01:16:13,699 You a Catholic? 1506 01:16:13,808 --> 01:16:15,503 I'm tired. 1507 01:16:15,610 --> 01:16:17,134 You a Catholic, Larry? 1508 01:16:17,245 --> 01:16:18,507 What? 1509 01:16:18,613 --> 01:16:20,706 If you do that, you don't get to go to heaven. 1510 01:16:20,815 --> 01:16:21,907 You go straight to hell. 1511 01:16:22,016 --> 01:16:25,281 Larry, what are you doing? You're scaring me! Oogie! 1512 01:16:25,386 --> 01:16:27,581 Don't call me Oogie! 1513 01:16:31,226 --> 01:16:32,454 This is not gonna get you out of this. 1514 01:16:32,594 --> 01:16:34,061 I can get you out of this. 1515 01:16:34,195 --> 01:16:36,356 Let me talk to Mason, let me make a deal. 1516 01:16:36,497 --> 01:16:39,091 Let me try something, see if it sticks. 1517 01:16:39,200 --> 01:16:41,395 Let me talk to Mason. Just give me a second. 1518 01:16:41,502 --> 01:16:42,594 That's all I need. 1519 01:16:45,006 --> 01:16:47,338 - Get Mason! - Hang on. 1520 01:16:47,442 --> 01:16:49,410 Mason here. That you, O'Brien? 1521 01:16:49,510 --> 01:16:55,005 Listen, if Chuck comes out of here voluntarily... 1522 01:16:55,116 --> 01:16:56,845 doesn't he get a little special treatment? 1523 01:16:56,951 --> 01:16:59,010 We'll give him a limo. Take him to "The Dating Game. " 1524 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,815 Really? 1525 01:17:00,922 --> 01:17:02,014 He deserves it, doesn't he? 1526 01:17:08,563 --> 01:17:10,554 Don't do that, Larry! 1527 01:17:12,300 --> 01:17:13,358 What? 1528 01:17:13,468 --> 01:17:18,167 I got it! It was right there. 1529 01:17:19,841 --> 01:17:21,638 A plan. 1530 01:17:24,479 --> 01:17:28,848 Not just a plan, Larry. The plan! 1531 01:17:28,950 --> 01:17:30,611 The plan that's going to get you out of here. 1532 01:17:30,718 --> 01:17:32,015 And not just you, you and me. 1533 01:17:32,120 --> 01:17:33,610 Because you and me, we're in this together... 1534 01:17:33,721 --> 01:17:34,779 you know what I'm saying? 1535 01:17:34,889 --> 01:17:36,186 If you don't get out, I don't get out. 1536 01:17:36,291 --> 01:17:37,815 What kind of plan? It's a complex plan... 1537 01:17:37,925 --> 01:17:38,983 but it's also real simple. 1538 01:17:39,127 --> 01:17:40,253 So stay with me, OK, Larry? 1539 01:17:40,395 --> 01:17:42,488 Stay with me, 'cause it's got a lot of different parts. 1540 01:17:42,630 --> 01:17:44,655 If you lose one part, the whole plan can fall apart... 1541 01:17:44,799 --> 01:17:46,858 you know what I'm saying? 1542 01:17:46,968 --> 01:17:50,096 The first part is... you let everyone go. 1543 01:17:50,204 --> 01:17:51,262 That's good. 1544 01:17:51,372 --> 01:17:54,307 - Isn't it? - What? 1545 01:17:54,409 --> 01:17:57,640 Except me. You and me are in this together. 1546 01:17:57,745 --> 01:17:59,872 You let everybody go. It's the first installment. 1547 01:17:59,981 --> 01:18:01,073 Makes 'em think about it. 1548 01:18:01,182 --> 01:18:02,706 Come on, Larry, it gets everything moving. 1549 01:18:02,817 --> 01:18:04,114 If you don't like that, change the plan. 1550 01:18:04,218 --> 01:18:05,412 It's our plan. Make a new plan. 1551 01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:07,147 Work with me, Larry. 1552 01:18:07,255 --> 01:18:09,951 Not everyone. Not him and not her. 1553 01:18:10,058 --> 01:18:12,754 That's a better plan! Isn't it? 1554 01:18:12,894 --> 01:18:15,488 OK, you guys, get out of here. 1555 01:18:17,598 --> 01:18:19,498 Come on! This way! 1556 01:18:19,600 --> 01:18:20,999 Come on! Run! 1557 01:18:21,102 --> 01:18:23,002 Do it! Let's go! 1558 01:18:23,104 --> 01:18:25,504 Get that guy out of there! 1559 01:18:25,606 --> 01:18:26,698 Run! 1560 01:18:26,808 --> 01:18:28,867 Good plan. You made a good decision. 1561 01:18:28,976 --> 01:18:30,773 You ready for the second part of the plan? 1562 01:18:30,878 --> 01:18:32,436 Here it comes, second part. 1563 01:18:32,547 --> 01:18:33,980 This is where we give 'em a little incentive. 1564 01:18:34,082 --> 01:18:37,051 We're gonna wind Mason up like a cheap watch. Ready? 1565 01:18:37,151 --> 01:18:38,846 You cut Donna loose. 1566 01:18:38,953 --> 01:18:40,181 Come on, Larry, you gotta... 1567 01:18:40,288 --> 01:18:43,849 No! I let everyone go. I'm gonna let her go now? 1568 01:18:43,958 --> 01:18:45,425 Come on, Larry, it's part of the plan. 1569 01:18:45,560 --> 01:18:47,460 Listen, what are you gonna do this for? 1570 01:18:47,562 --> 01:18:50,395 Why hurt her anymore, right? You've done enough for one day. 1571 01:18:50,498 --> 01:18:53,399 Look, you did that, Larry. 1572 01:18:53,534 --> 01:18:55,229 You almost blew her goddamn head off. 1573 01:18:55,336 --> 01:18:58,430 You tried to kill her, OK? What did she do to you? 1574 01:18:58,539 --> 01:19:01,440 Did she try and kill you? No, she didn't. 1575 01:19:01,542 --> 01:19:05,979 She ran around a little on you. Come on, Larry. Look at her. 1576 01:19:06,080 --> 01:19:07,604 What are you keeping her around here for? 1577 01:19:07,715 --> 01:19:09,478 You gotta get it in proportion, Lar. 1578 01:19:09,584 --> 01:19:11,552 Tell you something else, Larry. 1579 01:19:11,652 --> 01:19:13,847 She ain't the only woman in the world. 1580 01:19:13,955 --> 01:19:15,422 I know what I'm talking about. 1581 01:19:15,523 --> 01:19:18,151 Larry, I don't wanna go. 1582 01:19:19,827 --> 01:19:23,388 Now you don't wanna go? You wanna stay here? 1583 01:19:23,531 --> 01:19:25,556 You wanna stay here and torture the fuck out of me? 1584 01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:27,668 Get out of here! Go! 1585 01:19:29,804 --> 01:19:30,930 Fuck you! 1586 01:19:31,038 --> 01:19:34,303 I love you, Larry, you jerk! 1587 01:19:36,177 --> 01:19:37,269 Get her out of there! 1588 01:19:38,413 --> 01:19:39,641 Come on. 1589 01:19:39,747 --> 01:19:41,647 Shit. 1590 01:19:41,749 --> 01:19:43,046 Grab her. Come on! 1591 01:19:43,151 --> 01:19:45,346 Let go of me! What are you doing? 1592 01:19:45,453 --> 01:19:48,479 You and Donna have a special kind of love. 1593 01:19:48,589 --> 01:19:50,887 You got a good woman. 1594 01:19:50,992 --> 01:19:53,051 Harry, come over here, huh? 1595 01:19:53,194 --> 01:19:58,894 Look. Harry, Joe, and Larry, the pep boys of love. 1596 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,058 What's going to happen to me? 1597 01:20:00,168 --> 01:20:02,898 I'll tell you what's going to happen. 1598 01:20:03,004 --> 01:20:04,471 You'll need a lot of help to get you out of this. 1599 01:20:04,572 --> 01:20:06,472 No shit, 'cause you're in pretty deep. 1600 01:20:06,574 --> 01:20:07,905 Here's where that help comes from. 1601 01:20:08,009 --> 01:20:10,000 You know what kind of help I'm talking about, Lar? 1602 01:20:10,111 --> 01:20:12,545 Money. Harry's got lots of it. 1603 01:20:12,647 --> 01:20:15,047 You ready to give Larry that kind of help? 1604 01:20:15,149 --> 01:20:17,913 I get out of here in one piece, you've got whatever you want. 1605 01:20:18,019 --> 01:20:19,646 - Anything you want. - I got your word? 1606 01:20:19,754 --> 01:20:21,517 Because if you lie to me and go back on him... 1607 01:20:21,622 --> 01:20:23,419 you'll be doing some East River snorkeling... 1608 01:20:23,524 --> 01:20:25,651 - you know what I'm saying? - You got my word. 1609 01:20:25,793 --> 01:20:27,317 How does that sound? 1610 01:20:30,164 --> 01:20:32,029 They're gonna come in if you don't. 1611 01:20:33,468 --> 01:20:35,368 Is that a yes? You with me? 1612 01:20:36,871 --> 01:20:40,034 Thanks. Shake his hand. 1613 01:20:40,141 --> 01:20:42,234 You have my word. 1614 01:20:42,343 --> 01:20:45,369 I won't abandon you. I will not abandon you. 1615 01:20:45,480 --> 01:20:48,005 - I will never abandon you. - Testify to that! 1616 01:20:49,584 --> 01:20:53,042 Trust me, Larry. I won't abandon you. 1617 01:20:53,154 --> 01:20:54,246 I will not abandon you! 1618 01:20:57,258 --> 01:20:58,316 Get out of here! 1619 01:20:58,426 --> 01:21:00,394 I will not abandon you. 1620 01:21:04,932 --> 01:21:06,263 Hold your fire. 1621 01:21:06,367 --> 01:21:08,460 I don't think he's going to abandon you. 1622 01:21:08,569 --> 01:21:10,594 You did it. We work well together. 1623 01:21:10,705 --> 01:21:12,696 I'm glad to be on your side, Larry. 1624 01:21:12,807 --> 01:21:14,104 God, am I glad to be on your side. 1625 01:21:14,208 --> 01:21:17,769 OK, you ready for the final part of the plan? 1626 01:21:18,946 --> 01:21:21,176 The final part. What's it? 1627 01:21:21,282 --> 01:21:23,546 - You give up. - What? 1628 01:21:23,651 --> 01:21:26,620 That's the final part of the plan? I give up? 1629 01:21:26,721 --> 01:21:29,519 What kind of plan is that? 1630 01:21:29,624 --> 01:21:31,558 Christ, I just let everyone go! 1631 01:21:31,659 --> 01:21:36,926 It builds to that, Larry. I'm trying to help. 1632 01:21:37,031 --> 01:21:40,023 Turn yourself in. Does that sound better? 1633 01:21:40,167 --> 01:21:46,936 - That's crazy! - No, you're crazy. 1634 01:21:47,041 --> 01:21:48,838 That's what ties the whole plan together. 1635 01:21:48,943 --> 01:21:50,035 You see, Larry? 1636 01:21:50,144 --> 01:21:53,011 That ties it together. You're crazy, Larry. 1637 01:21:53,114 --> 01:21:55,378 You were crazy the moment you passed through that door. 1638 01:21:55,483 --> 01:21:57,542 You left sanity on the other side. 1639 01:21:57,652 --> 01:21:59,620 You came into the twilight zone then... 1640 01:21:59,720 --> 01:22:02,154 because you came in here nuts, crazy, 1641 01:22:02,256 --> 01:22:04,588 Loco en cabeza, you know what I'm saying? 1642 01:22:04,692 --> 01:22:07,126 And you know why? 'Cause Donna. 1643 01:22:07,228 --> 01:22:11,096 The I-love-you-fuck-you-jerk Donna makes you nuts. 1644 01:22:11,232 --> 01:22:12,324 She makes you crazy. 1645 01:22:12,466 --> 01:22:14,297 And it's not just Donna that makes you crazy. 1646 01:22:14,402 --> 01:22:17,428 It's love that makes you crazy, Larry. 1647 01:22:17,538 --> 01:22:19,165 And you know what? Harry will get you... 1648 01:22:19,273 --> 01:22:20,535 one of those motherfucker lawyers... 1649 01:22:20,641 --> 01:22:22,131 one of those lawyers who got Oliver North off. 1650 01:22:22,243 --> 01:22:23,835 One of those guys who can get off Bernard Goetz... 1651 01:22:23,945 --> 01:22:26,539 Hinckley, they'll tell him that you were crazy. 1652 01:22:26,647 --> 01:22:28,979 And Donna didn't just make you crazy... 1653 01:22:29,083 --> 01:22:32,746 love made you crazy, Larry. Love got you nuts. 1654 01:22:32,853 --> 01:22:33,911 He'll tell that to the jury... 1655 01:22:34,021 --> 01:22:37,184 he'll go, "Larry was made nuts by love. " 1656 01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:38,349 And what member of the jury... 1657 01:22:38,492 --> 01:22:39,584 whether it's a guy or it's a woman... 1658 01:22:39,727 --> 01:22:42,696 who will not say, "Hey, love does make you crazy. " 1659 01:22:42,830 --> 01:22:46,231 Love makes you crazy. They're going to let you walk. 1660 01:22:46,367 --> 01:22:48,267 And I'll tell you something else, Larry. 1661 01:22:48,402 --> 01:22:51,894 I'm gonna be by you every step of the way. 1662 01:22:52,006 --> 01:22:55,373 It's going to be you and Joey O'Brien. 1663 01:22:55,476 --> 01:22:58,912 'Cause I'll get the lawyer, make sure Harry pays... 1664 01:22:59,013 --> 01:23:00,537 and get you out of this... 1665 01:23:00,648 --> 01:23:03,242 because your problem is my problem. 1666 01:23:03,351 --> 01:23:05,251 You know what I'm saying? 1667 01:23:05,353 --> 01:23:08,220 What do you say, Larry? Deal? 1668 01:23:09,490 --> 01:23:11,924 Come on. I haven't steered you wrong yet, have I? 1669 01:23:15,262 --> 01:23:19,426 Be a guy, Larry. Time to be a guy. 1670 01:23:19,533 --> 01:23:22,627 A no-shit guy. 1671 01:23:33,014 --> 01:23:35,278 Mason here. 1672 01:23:35,416 --> 01:23:38,214 We're coming out of our own free will. 1673 01:23:38,319 --> 01:23:39,547 All right. We'll play it straight. 1674 01:23:39,654 --> 01:23:40,678 Pay, sir. You pay. 1675 01:23:40,821 --> 01:23:43,915 He'll pay. Don't worry. They're coming out. 1676 01:23:44,025 --> 01:23:45,686 Walters, they're coming out. 1677 01:23:45,793 --> 01:23:47,522 Let me know when they're at the door. 1678 01:23:47,628 --> 01:23:49,459 Stay ready! They're coming out! 1679 01:23:49,563 --> 01:23:51,053 Stay on them! Stay awake! 1680 01:23:51,165 --> 01:23:52,632 Prizzi, Tony! 1681 01:23:52,733 --> 01:23:54,860 Watch that opening. They're coming out! 1682 01:23:54,969 --> 01:23:56,903 It's gonna be all right, gonna be OK. 1683 01:23:57,004 --> 01:24:00,405 Lar, why don't you put the gun down now? 1684 01:24:00,508 --> 01:24:03,068 No. Everybody's out there watching. 1685 01:24:03,177 --> 01:24:05,407 If I come out without a gun, they'll think I'm a wimp. 1686 01:24:05,513 --> 01:24:06,639 I don't want to be a wimp. 1687 01:24:06,747 --> 01:24:08,305 Larry, no way you're going to be a wimp. 1688 01:24:08,449 --> 01:24:09,416 Lose the gun, huh? 1689 01:24:09,550 --> 01:24:11,017 They won't respect me without a gun. 1690 01:24:11,152 --> 01:24:12,346 - They're cops. - Larry, they're cops. 1691 01:24:12,486 --> 01:24:13,612 They're gonna be real nervous if you come out with... 1692 01:24:13,754 --> 01:24:15,244 Well, they got guns. Makes me nervous. 1693 01:24:15,389 --> 01:24:17,220 Larry, come on. Look, hey... 1694 01:24:17,324 --> 01:24:19,451 I don't have a gun, it's gonna make me nervous. 1695 01:24:19,560 --> 01:24:21,187 Now come on, lose the gun. 1696 01:24:23,497 --> 01:24:25,658 Larry, please. For me, please. 1697 01:24:29,003 --> 01:24:31,403 I tell you what I'll do. I'll take the bullets out. 1698 01:24:31,505 --> 01:24:33,905 That's a very nice gesture. Thanks. 1699 01:24:34,008 --> 01:24:36,568 I don't want you to get hurt. You're like... a friend. 1700 01:24:36,677 --> 01:24:37,769 Thanks for thinking about me. 1701 01:24:37,878 --> 01:24:39,277 But if you really don't want me to get hurt... 1702 01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:41,905 - you'd lose the gun. - I'm not losing the gun. 1703 01:24:42,016 --> 01:24:43,608 - Can I have the bullets? - Why? 1704 01:24:43,751 --> 01:24:45,480 Souvenir. A little memento. 1705 01:24:53,561 --> 01:24:55,290 It's empty. 1706 01:25:04,772 --> 01:25:06,535 Forty-eight hun gao I had? 1707 01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:07,800 Forty-eight! 1708 01:25:07,908 --> 01:25:09,500 I had a shrimp boat. He had a shrimp boat. 1709 01:25:09,610 --> 01:25:11,737 He had a shrimp boat. I didn't see no hun gao. 1710 01:25:11,846 --> 01:25:13,905 I think you trickster maybe! 1711 01:25:14,014 --> 01:25:16,175 He had a shrimp boat! 1712 01:25:16,317 --> 01:25:17,909 I'm gonna call the police. 1713 01:25:18,052 --> 01:25:20,543 You're going to call the police? 1714 01:25:20,688 --> 01:25:21,746 Give me a divorce! 1715 01:25:21,889 --> 01:25:25,450 You'll get it! At least if you're with somebody... 1716 01:25:25,559 --> 01:25:29,495 have a man with his own business. 1717 01:25:29,597 --> 01:25:33,533 Do you want a divorce? Tell me, what do you want? 1718 01:25:33,634 --> 01:25:37,070 I want to go to Florida. All right. Let's go. 1719 01:25:37,271 --> 01:25:41,139 Joey, thanks for talking to me. 1720 01:25:43,210 --> 01:25:45,178 Thanks for simplifying my love life. 1721 01:25:50,117 --> 01:25:51,516 Let's go, huh? 1722 01:25:51,619 --> 01:25:54,884 They got TV cameras out there. We gotta dress up a little. 1723 01:25:54,989 --> 01:25:56,957 We can't come out looking like this. 1724 01:25:57,091 --> 01:25:58,888 "Live at five," you know? 1725 01:25:58,993 --> 01:26:01,223 Jacket. 1726 01:26:01,328 --> 01:26:03,125 It's a sale day. 1727 01:26:03,230 --> 01:26:05,289 I ain't walking out looking like this. 1728 01:26:05,399 --> 01:26:07,492 Let us get through to take care of her. 1729 01:26:07,601 --> 01:26:09,569 I think we should get you to the hospital. 1730 01:26:09,670 --> 01:26:11,661 I'm not leaving as long as my husband's in there. 1731 01:26:11,772 --> 01:26:13,296 - Just keep calm. - Hey, get out! 1732 01:26:13,407 --> 01:26:15,170 This is not hun gao. That doesn't say hun gao. 1733 01:26:15,276 --> 01:26:16,743 You don't know how to read Chinese! 1734 01:26:16,844 --> 01:26:18,311 Well, that doesn't say hun gao! 1735 01:26:18,412 --> 01:26:19,640 Hold on. 1736 01:26:19,747 --> 01:26:21,078 This doesn't look like a no-shit guy. 1737 01:26:21,182 --> 01:26:22,274 How am I doing here? 1738 01:26:24,952 --> 01:26:26,920 There you go. That's it. 1739 01:26:27,054 --> 01:26:28,851 All right. Here goes nothing. 1740 01:26:28,956 --> 01:26:31,356 Right, especially in that gun. 1741 01:26:31,492 --> 01:26:34,052 I better keep this to your head. 1742 01:26:34,161 --> 01:26:35,560 That looks crazy. 1743 01:26:45,239 --> 01:26:47,036 They're stopped at the door. 1744 01:26:47,141 --> 01:26:48,631 They're coming out! Let's go. 1745 01:26:50,277 --> 01:26:52,108 Where you going? Come back here! 1746 01:26:59,687 --> 01:27:01,518 Wait. 1747 01:27:07,628 --> 01:27:10,961 You've got an empty gun there. This is crazy. 1748 01:27:11,065 --> 01:27:13,090 Right. That's the plan. I'm crazy. 1749 01:27:13,200 --> 01:27:16,363 Right. When we get out there... 1750 01:27:16,470 --> 01:27:20,406 I want you to drop the gun when I tell you, OK? 1751 01:27:20,507 --> 01:27:22,498 - Keep the gun pointed at me. - Why? 1752 01:27:22,610 --> 01:27:26,376 Better me than at the cops. 1753 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:27,572 You ready, Lar? 1754 01:27:29,183 --> 01:27:32,084 We're coming out! Don't shoot! 1755 01:27:35,356 --> 01:27:37,119 That stuff you've got strapped to your bike... 1756 01:27:37,224 --> 01:27:38,623 it's safe? 1757 01:27:38,726 --> 01:27:40,125 It's OK. 1758 01:27:40,227 --> 01:27:42,024 If a cop gets blown up trying to defuse it... 1759 01:27:42,129 --> 01:27:44,256 our plars down the toilet. 1760 01:27:44,365 --> 01:27:45,764 It's OK. It ain't real. 1761 01:27:45,866 --> 01:27:48,630 What? You're saying all that stuff... 1762 01:27:48,736 --> 01:27:52,001 about buying plastique in Jersey, that's bullshit? 1763 01:27:54,241 --> 01:27:57,438 This is just my TV remote control. 1764 01:28:00,247 --> 01:28:02,306 That's pretty funny, Larry. 1765 01:28:02,416 --> 01:28:04,646 Let's go, Larry. You are crazy. 1766 01:28:04,785 --> 01:28:06,810 What am I talking about? 1767 01:28:06,954 --> 01:28:08,751 Get back! 1768 01:28:08,856 --> 01:28:10,585 Stay with me, Larry. 1769 01:28:10,691 --> 01:28:12,090 Come on, Larry. You're doing good. 1770 01:28:12,226 --> 01:28:14,751 Stay with me. Come on. You're doing good. 1771 01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:16,693 Get back! 1772 01:28:16,797 --> 01:28:19,231 Oh, shit. 1773 01:28:23,237 --> 01:28:25,933 I'm ordering you... release your captive! 1774 01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:27,871 Keep up with me, Larry. 1775 01:28:27,975 --> 01:28:29,840 Drop the gun, Larry! 1776 01:28:32,880 --> 01:28:36,611 No! Don't shoot! It ain't loaded! 1777 01:28:36,750 --> 01:28:39,651 I got the bullets! It's just a TV channel changer! 1778 01:28:39,753 --> 01:28:42,119 There's no bomb! Stay down! 1779 01:28:42,222 --> 01:28:44,486 - What happened? - Shut up! 1780 01:28:44,591 --> 01:28:47,958 I got the bullets! What are you, nuts? 1781 01:28:48,062 --> 01:28:50,929 Let him go! I'm Captain Mason. 1782 01:28:51,031 --> 01:28:52,692 You're Mason? You lying sack of shit! 1783 01:28:52,800 --> 01:28:54,825 - What? - You lying motherfucker! 1784 01:28:58,405 --> 01:29:00,532 Get back! 1785 01:29:02,676 --> 01:29:04,143 I talked him down and hid the bullets! 1786 01:29:04,244 --> 01:29:06,041 - You have Stockholm Syndrome! - What are you talking about? 1787 01:29:06,146 --> 01:29:08,740 It's when you start feeling sorry for your captor! 1788 01:29:08,882 --> 01:29:10,782 The guy had a gun and a bomb! 1789 01:29:10,884 --> 01:29:14,217 - It was a TV channel changer! - He could have hurt you! 1790 01:29:14,321 --> 01:29:15,686 Move it! 1791 01:29:15,789 --> 01:29:17,188 Get the stretcher. 1792 01:29:17,291 --> 01:29:18,690 Come on, let's go! 1793 01:29:20,661 --> 01:29:22,288 Give these guys some room! 1794 01:29:24,231 --> 01:29:25,858 We'll take it from here. 1795 01:29:28,769 --> 01:29:29,827 Thank you, Joey. Thank you for everything. 1796 01:29:29,937 --> 01:29:30,995 I'm never gonna forget you for this. 1797 01:29:31,105 --> 01:29:32,697 I want you to know, you got a job for life. 1798 01:29:32,806 --> 01:29:35,400 Not just me, OK? Benny, Henry, the whole gang. 1799 01:29:35,509 --> 01:29:37,670 - We'll take Henry, but... - I'm through negotiating! 1800 01:29:37,778 --> 01:29:39,109 You got it! 1801 01:29:39,213 --> 01:29:42,444 Thanks for taking care of my kid. 1802 01:29:42,583 --> 01:29:44,608 - He told me what you did. - It was nothing, Tony. 1803 01:29:44,752 --> 01:29:48,188 Well, that's what you owe me, Joey. Nothing! 1804 01:29:48,322 --> 01:29:50,552 - Let's go! - Move! 1805 01:29:50,657 --> 01:29:52,955 What happened? 1806 01:29:56,730 --> 01:29:58,129 You're gonna be OK! 1807 01:29:58,232 --> 01:30:00,792 I'll see you through every goddamn step. 1808 01:30:00,901 --> 01:30:02,562 You hear me, Larry? 1809 01:30:02,669 --> 01:30:03,761 Joey, you OK? 1810 01:30:03,871 --> 01:30:05,896 I'm OK. 1811 01:30:06,006 --> 01:30:07,337 You're crazy, Larry. 1812 01:30:07,441 --> 01:30:10,205 He's crazy! Get him out of here. 1813 01:30:10,310 --> 01:30:12,039 I never did Donna. 1814 01:30:12,146 --> 01:30:14,341 What? 1815 01:30:14,448 --> 01:30:15,608 Let her through. It's his wife. 1816 01:30:15,749 --> 01:30:17,774 Come on, get out of my way! 1817 01:30:23,223 --> 01:30:25,589 - Go! - Let's go! 1818 01:30:28,962 --> 01:30:31,430 You got it. Just let me find her, OK? 1819 01:30:31,532 --> 01:30:32,658 You got it. 1820 01:30:53,020 --> 01:30:55,750 Let's get out of here. Where's Lisa? 1821 01:30:55,856 --> 01:30:57,585 I don't know. 1822 01:30:57,691 --> 01:31:00,387 - Where the hell's your daughter? - Now she's my daughter. 1823 01:31:00,494 --> 01:31:01,791 According to the court order she is! 1824 01:31:01,895 --> 01:31:03,760 What are you yelling at me for? 1825 01:31:03,864 --> 01:31:05,195 I don't know. 1826 01:31:07,201 --> 01:31:08,463 Come here, you. 1827 01:31:11,405 --> 01:31:13,737 Looks like we missed all the fun. 1828 01:31:13,841 --> 01:31:15,240 What are we gonna tell them? 1829 01:31:15,342 --> 01:31:17,367 We? I ain't talking to them. 1830 01:31:17,478 --> 01:31:19,605 I'm gonna be in big trouble. You better leave. 1831 01:31:19,713 --> 01:31:21,442 No problem. I'm going. 1832 01:31:36,497 --> 01:31:38,624 The underwear goes on the inside. 1833 01:31:38,732 --> 01:31:40,859 Come here, Lisa. 1834 01:31:45,739 --> 01:31:47,673 I miss this. 1835 01:31:49,143 --> 01:31:52,704 You sure you don't want me to drive you home? 1836 01:31:52,813 --> 01:31:55,407 You don't get back in the driver's seat that easy. 1837 01:31:58,652 --> 01:31:59,914 You feel like giving... 1838 01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:02,853 an old car salesman a second chance? 1839 01:32:11,298 --> 01:32:13,198 I'll tell you what. 1840 01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:15,200 Come over to the house for supper tomorrow. 1841 01:32:15,302 --> 01:32:18,203 We'll cook up some of that old baloney of yours... 1842 01:32:18,305 --> 01:32:19,670 and see how it goes down. 1843 01:32:22,543 --> 01:32:23,874 - Bye-bye. - See you, Dad. 1844 01:32:30,417 --> 01:32:35,582 Joey, no more hanky-panky. You go straight home. 1845 01:32:39,860 --> 01:32:41,760 Benny, I'm out of here. 1846 01:32:41,862 --> 01:32:44,626 Thanks, man. Thanks for coming through for us. 1847 01:32:44,731 --> 01:32:47,757 That's our new motto... everybody gets out alive. 1848 01:32:49,403 --> 01:32:51,200 Monday, huh? 1849 01:32:54,942 --> 01:32:57,342 Hi-ho, Silver! 1850 01:32:59,980 --> 01:33:01,811 You want a deal, you give me a call. 1851 01:33:01,949 --> 01:33:03,348 I think you know the number, right? 1852 01:33:03,450 --> 01:33:05,816 Thanks, O'Brien. You got it. 1853 01:33:05,919 --> 01:33:08,387 God, I love to sell. 135612