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Huhh!
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Huhh!
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Get a break, boss?
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No break...
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Huhh!
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Pick up that hammer there, boy.
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Yes, sir, boss.
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Huhh!
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Come on, get it! Go!
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Huhh!
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Huhh!
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Say...
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any of you boys smithies?
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Or if not smithies per se...
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were you otherwise trained
in the metallurgic arts...
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- Aah!
- Before straitened circumstances...
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forced you into a life
of aimless wanderin'?
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Jesus! Can't I count
on you people?
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Sorry, Everett.
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Well, all right.
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If we take off through
that bayou...
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Wait a minute.
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Who elected you leader
of this outfit?
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Well, Pete, I figured
it should be the one...
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with the capacity for
abstract thought.
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But if that ain't the
consensus view...
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then hell, let's put it to a vote.
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Suits me!
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I'm votin' for yours truly.
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Well, I'm votin' for
yours truly, too.
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Okay. I'm with you fellas.
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Mind if we join you, old-timer?
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Join me, m' son.
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Join me.
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You work for the
rail road, grandpa?
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I work for no man.
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Got a name, do you?
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I have no name.
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Well, that right there
may be the reason...
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you've had difficulty
finding gainful employment.
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You see, in the mart of
competitive commerce...
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You seek a great fortune...
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you three who are now in chains.
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You will find a fortune...
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though it will not be
the fortune you seek.
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But first...
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First you must travel...
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a long and difficult road...
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a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm.
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You shall see thangs...
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wonderful to tell.
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You shall see a... a cow...
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on the roof of a cotton house. Ha.
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And, oh, so many startlements.
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I cannot tell you how long
this road shall be...
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but fear not the obstacles
in your path...
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for fate has...
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vouchsafed your reward.
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Though the road may wind...
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yea, your hearts grow weary...
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still shall ye follow them...
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even unto your salvation.
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No, the treasure's still
there, boys, believe me.
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But how'd he know
about the treasure?
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I don't know, Delmar.
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The blind are reputed to
possess sensitivities...
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compensating for their
lack of sight...
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even to the point of
developing paranormal...
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psychic powers.
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Now, clearly, seeing
in the future...
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would fall neatly
into that category.
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It's not so surprising. Then...
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that an organism deprived
of its earthly vision...
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He said we wouldn't get it.
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He said we wouldn't get
the treasure we seek...
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on account of our obstacles.
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What the hell does he know?
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He's an ignorant old man.
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Jesus, Pete. I told you
I buried it myself.
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If your cousin still has
this here horse farm...
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and a forge and some
shoein' impedimenta...
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to restore liberty of movement...
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Hold it right there!
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You men from the bank?
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You Wash's boy?
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Yes, sir. Daddy told me...
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I'm to shoot who's
ever from the bank.
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Well, we ain't from the
bank, young feller.
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Yes, sir. I'm also supposed...
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to shoot folks servin' papers.
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We ain't got no papers. Neither.
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I nicked the census man.
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Now, there's a good boy.
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Is-Is your daddy about?
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Hello, Pete.
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Who are your friends?
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Pleased to make your
acquaintance...
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Mr. Hogwallop.
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My name's Ulysses
Everett McGill and...
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And I'm Delmar O'Donnel.
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How you been, Wash?
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Been what, 12, 13 years?
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Yeah.
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I expect you want them
chains knocked off.
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They foreclosed on Cousin Vester.
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He hanged hisself a year come May.
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And Uncle Ratliff?
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The anthrax took most of his cows.
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The rest don't milk.
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He lost a boy to mumps.
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Where's Cora, Cousin Wash?
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Couldn't say.
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Mrs. Hogwallop up
and R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
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She must have been
lookin' for answers.
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Possibly.
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Good riddance, as far
as I'm concerned.
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I do miss her cooking, though.
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This stew's awful good.
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You think so?
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I slaughtered this
horse last Tuesday.
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I'm afraid she's startin' to turn.
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Well, that winds up tonight's...
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Pass the Biscuits Pappy
O'Daniel Flour Hour.
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This is Pappy O'Daniel...
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hopin' you folks been enjoyin'
that good old-timey music.
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And remember...
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when you're fixin' to fry
up some flapjacks...
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or bake a mess of biscuits...
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use cool, clear water...
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and good, pure Pappy
O'Daniel flour.
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Well, guess I'll be turnin' in.
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Say, uh, Cousin Wash...
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I suppose it'd be the, uh,
acme of foolishness...
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to inquire if you had a hair net.
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We got a bunch in yon bureau.
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Mrs. Hogwallop's, as
a matter of fact.
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Help yourself.
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I won't be needing 'em.
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All right, boys!
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Unh. How's my hair?
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It's the authorities!
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We got you surrounded.
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Damn. We're in a tight spot.
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Just come on out and grabbin' air!
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And don't try nothin' fancy.
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Your situation is
pretty nigh hopeless.
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Damn! We're in a tight spot!
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What in the Sam Hill?
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Pete's cousin turned
us in for the bounty.
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What the hell are you saying?
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Wash is kin!
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Sorry, Pete!
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I know we're kin, but they
got this depression on.
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I got to do for me and mine.
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I'm gonna kill you...
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Judas Iscariot Hogwallop!
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- You miserable,
horse-eatin' son of a-
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Damn! We're in a tight spot!
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Damn his eyes!
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Pa always said, "Never
trust a Hogwallop."
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Come and get us, coppers!
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You boys is leavin'
us no choice...
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but to smoke you out.
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Damn! We're in a tight spot.
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Light her up!
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Hold up, boys!
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Ain't you ever heard
of negotiatin'?
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Bet we could talk this thing out.
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I hate fire!
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You lousy, low-down,
yellow-bellied goat-
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Pete, we got to speak
with one voice here.
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Careful with that fire, now, boys!
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Light the loft, son.
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Aah!
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I hate fire!
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Gapped-toothed. Carpetbaggin',
motherless spawn of hell!
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Step back. Damn it. Look out.
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Holy St. Christopher!
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Get away from that vehicle, chaps!
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She's liquid fire!
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Take cover, boys!
That ain't popcorn!
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Let's get the hell out of here!
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Scatter, boys!
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Goddamn it!
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Get in, boys!
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I'm gonna R-U-N-N-O-F-T!
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Come on, boys, come on! Come on!
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What are you doing here?
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You ought to be in
bed, clump snatcher.
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You ain't the boss of me!
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You candy-butted.
Car-thievin' so-and-so's!
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I curse your name!
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Go back home and mind your pa!
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What's the damn problem?
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I can get the part from Bristol.
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It'll take 2 weeks.
Here's your pomade.
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Two weeks?
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That don't do me no good.
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Nearest Ford auto man's Bristol.
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Hold on, now. I don't
want this pomade.
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I want Dapper Dan.
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00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:26,007
I don't carry Dapper Dan.
I carry Fop.
203
00:15:26,175 --> 00:15:28,384
Well, I don't want
Fop, goddamn it!
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I'm a Dapper Dan man!
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Watch your language, young fella.
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This is a public market.
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00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:34,849
Now, if you want Dapper Dan,
I can order it for you.
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Have it in a couple of weeks.
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00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,562
Well, ain't this place
a geographical oddity.
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2 weeks from everywhere.
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Forget it.
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Just a dozen hair nets.
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Well, didn't look like
a one-horse town...
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but try finding a
decent hair jelly.
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Gopher, Everett?
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And no transmission belt
for 2 weeks neither.
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Huh? They dam that
river on the 21 st.
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00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:01,542
Today is the 17th.
219
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:02,585
Don't I know it.
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00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:05,421
We got but 4 days to
get to that treasure.
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After that, it'll be at
the bottom of a lake.
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We ain't gonna make it walkin'.
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That's right.
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Gopher, Everett?
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00:16:13,055 --> 00:16:15,932
But the old tactician
has got a plan.
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For the transportation, that is.
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I don't know how I'm gonna
keep my coiffure in order.
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00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,897
How's this a plan? How
we gonna get a car?
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Sell that. I figure
you can only have...
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painful association for Wash.
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"To Washington
Bartholomew Hogwallop."
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From his lovin' Cora.
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"Amor Fidel... is."
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It was in his bureau.
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I reckon it'll fetch
us enough cash...
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for a good used auto voiture...
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and a little leftover besides.
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Whoo! You got some light
fingers, Everett.
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Gopher?
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You miserable little snake.
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You stole from my kin!
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Who was fixin' to betray us.
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You didn't know that at the time.
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So I borrowed it till I did know.
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That don't make no sense!
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00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,148
Pete, it's a fool who
looks for logic...
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in the chambers of
the human heart.
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What the hell is that singing?
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Appears to be some kind of a...
congregation.
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Care for some gopher?
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No, thank you, Delmar.
252
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A third of a gopher would
only arouse my appetite...
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without beddin' her back down.
254
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,177
Oh, you can have the whole thing.
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00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,262
Me and Pete already had one.
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We ran across a whole
gopher village.
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Well, I guess hard times
flush the chumps.
258
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Everybody's lookin' for answers.
259
00:19:12,442 --> 00:19:14,110
Where the hell's he going?
260
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:18,322
The Father, the Son,
and the Holy Ghost.
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Well, I'll be a son of a bitch.
262
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,961
Delmar's been saved.
263
00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:35,173
Well, that's it, boys.
I been redeemed.
264
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:37,091
The preacher done washed away...
265
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,844
all my sins and transgressions.
266
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,513
It's the straight and
narrow from here on out.
267
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,474
And heaven everlasting's
my reward.
268
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:46,976
Delmar, what are
you talkin' about?
269
00:19:47,144 --> 00:19:48,519
We got bigger fish to fry.
270
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:52,148
The preacher said all my
sins is washed away...
271
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:55,443
including that Piggly Wiggly
I knocked over in Yazoo.
272
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:57,653
I thought you said you was
innocent of those charges.
273
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,156
Well, I was lyin'.
274
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,657
And the preacher said...
275
00:20:01,825 --> 00:20:04,160
that that sin's been
washed away, too.
276
00:20:04,328 --> 00:20:07,788
Neither God, nor man's
got nothin' on me now.
277
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:11,292
Come on in, boys.
The water is fine.
278
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,301
Come on, boy. There, boy.
279
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,677
Good doggy.
280
00:20:24,181 --> 00:20:26,015
All right, boys, we got the scent.
281
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,021
The preacher said it absolved us.
282
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:34,398
For him. Not for the law.
283
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:35,524
I'm surprised at you, Pete.
284
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:37,401
I gave you credit for
more brains than Delmar.
285
00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,987
But there was witnesses
seen us redeemed.
286
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,697
That's not the issue, Delmar.
287
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,366
Even if it did put you
square with the Lord...
288
00:20:43,533 --> 00:20:45,201
the state of Mississippi's
a little more hard-nosed.
289
00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,286
You should have
joined us, Everett.
290
00:20:47,454 --> 00:20:48,871
It couldn't have hurt none.
291
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:50,331
Hell, at least it would
have washed away...
292
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,541
the stink of that pomade.
293
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:54,252
Joining you two ignorant fools...
294
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,378
in a ridiculous superstition...
295
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,420
Thank you, anyway.
296
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,297
And I like the smell
of my hair treatment.
297
00:20:58,465 --> 00:21:00,341
The pleasin' odor's
half the point.
298
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:04,136
Baptism!
299
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:06,639
You two are just dumber
than a bag of hammers.
300
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,683
Well, I guess you're
just my cross to bear.
301
00:21:08,850 --> 00:21:10,059
Pull over, Everett.
302
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,228
Let's give that
colored boy a lift.
303
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:22,238
You folks going past Tishomingo?
304
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,823
Sure, hop in.
305
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,126
How you doin', son?
Name's Everett.
306
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:36,711
These two soggy sons of bitches...
307
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:38,379
are Pete and Delmar.
308
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,381
Keep your fingers away
from Pete's mouth.
309
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:41,924
He ain't had nothing
to eat for 13 years...
310
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,927
except prison food, gopher,
and a little greasy horse.
311
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,762
Thanks for the lift, sir.
312
00:21:46,930 --> 00:21:49,140
My name's Tommy. Tommy Johnson.
313
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,267
How you doin', Tommy?
314
00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,603
Say, I haven't seen a
house out here for miles.
315
00:21:54,771 --> 00:21:57,315
What are you doin' out in
the middle of nowhere?
316
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:00,276
Well, I had to be at that there
crossroads last midnight.
317
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,819
Sell my soul to the devil.
318
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,487
Well, ain't it a small world?
319
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,114
Spiritually speakin'.
320
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:07,783
Pete and Delmar just
been baptized and saved.
321
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:09,994
I guess I'm the only one
that remains unaffiliated.
322
00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,954
This ain't no laughin'
matter, Everett.
323
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,956
What'd the devil give you
for your soul, Tommy?
324
00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,335
Well, he taught me to play
this here guitar real good.
325
00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:18,711
Oh, son...
326
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:22,256
for that you traded
your everlasting soul?
327
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:23,841
Well, I wasn't usin' it.
328
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:28,262
I've always wondered.
What's the devil look like?
329
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:29,972
Well, of course, there
are all manner...
330
00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,016
of lesser imps and demons, Pete...
331
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,476
but the great Satan hisself...
332
00:22:33,643 --> 00:22:35,770
is red and scaly with
a bifurcated tail...
333
00:22:35,937 --> 00:22:36,979
and he carries a hay fork.
334
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,648
Oh, no. No, sir.
335
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:43,319
He's white. As white as you folks.
336
00:22:43,487 --> 00:22:46,447
With empty eyes and a big.
Hollow voice.
337
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,325
He loved to travel around
with a mean old hound.
338
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:50,326
That's right.
339
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:52,536
And he told you to
go to Tishomingo?
340
00:22:52,704 --> 00:22:55,664
Well, no, sir. Why,
that was my idea.
341
00:22:55,832 --> 00:22:57,541
I heard there's a man down there.
342
00:22:57,709 --> 00:23:00,336
He pays folks money
to sing into his can.
343
00:23:00,504 --> 00:23:02,213
They say he pays extra...
344
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,423
if'n you play real good.
345
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:06,509
Tishomingo, huh?
346
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,469
How much he pay?
347
00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:27,780
All right. Boys, follow my lead.
348
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,745
Hello?
349
00:23:36,123 --> 00:23:38,165
Who's the honcho around here?
350
00:23:38,333 --> 00:23:41,001
I am. Who are you?
351
00:23:41,169 --> 00:23:42,962
Well, sir, I'm Jordan Rivers...
352
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:45,965
and these here are the
Soggy Bottom Boys...
353
00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:47,550
out of Cottonelia, Mississippi.
354
00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:50,052
Songs of salvation
to salve the soul.
355
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,888
Uh, we hear that you
pay good money...
356
00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,390
to sing into a can.
357
00:23:54,558 --> 00:23:55,724
Well, that all depends.
358
00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:57,893
You boys do Negro songs?
359
00:23:58,061 --> 00:24:03,023
Um... well, uh, sir,
we are Negroes.
360
00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,859
All except for our
accomp-our accomp...
361
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:07,278
Uh, the fella that
plays the guitar.
362
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:09,738
Yeah, well. I don't
record Negro songs.
363
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:12,908
No, I'm lookin' for some
old-timey material.
364
00:24:13,076 --> 00:24:15,578
You see, people can't seem
to get enough of it...
365
00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:17,204
since we started
broadcasting it...
366
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:19,373
on The Pappy O'Daniel
Flour Hour...
367
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:21,834
so thank you for stopping by.
But...
368
00:24:22,002 --> 00:24:23,752
Sir, uh, the Soggy Bottom Boys...
369
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,964
have been steeped in
old-timey material.
370
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,883
Heck, we're silly with
it, ain't we, boys?
371
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:29,925
That's right.
372
00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:31,760
That's right. We ain't
really Negroes.
373
00:24:31,928 --> 00:24:34,555
All except for our accompanist.
374
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,996
Whoo! Hot damn. Son!
375
00:26:22,163 --> 00:26:23,998
I believe you did sell
your soul to the devil!
376
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,332
Whoo-ee!
377
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:29,420
Boy, that was some mighty
fine a-pickin' and a-singin'.
378
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,005
I'll tell you what.
379
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:33,465
Ahem. You come on in here, you...
380
00:26:33,633 --> 00:26:34,967
You sign these papers here.
381
00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:38,220
I'm gonna give you $10 apiece.
382
00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:42,600
Uh, uh, okay, sir, but
Mert and, uh, uh...
383
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:44,727
Aloysious'll just have to sign Xs.
384
00:26:44,894 --> 00:26:47,271
Only 4 of us can write.
385
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:48,522
That'd be fine.
386
00:26:48,690 --> 00:26:50,441
Ha ha!
387
00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:51,692
Whoo!
388
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:53,402
Hey, mister, I don't mean...
389
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:55,237
to be tellin' tales
out of school...
390
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,656
but there's a fella in there
who'll pay you $10...
391
00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,366
if you sing into his can.
392
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:02,578
I'm not here to make a record.
You dumb cracker.
393
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,580
They broadcast me
out on the radio.
394
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:06,206
That's Governor Menelaus...
395
00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:08,375
"Pass the Biscuits"
Pappy O'Daniel.
396
00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,919
And he'd sure appreciate it
if you ate his farina...
397
00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,421
and voted him a second term.
398
00:27:12,589 --> 00:27:13,797
Finest governor we ever
had in Mississippi.
399
00:27:13,965 --> 00:27:15,132
In any state.
400
00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,592
Oh, Lord, yes. Every
parish or precinct.
401
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,719
He was makin' the bigger point.
402
00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,429
Well, ain't you gonna
press the flesh, Pappy?
403
00:27:20,597 --> 00:27:21,597
Do a little politicking?
404
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:24,099
I'll press your flesh,
you dimwitted sumbitch.
405
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,602
You don't tell your pappy how
to court the electorate.
406
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:28,228
We ain't one-at-a-timin' here.
407
00:27:28,396 --> 00:27:30,105
We're mass communicatin'!
408
00:27:30,273 --> 00:27:32,149
Oh, yes. That's a
powerful new force.
409
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,150
Mm-hmm!
410
00:27:33,318 --> 00:27:34,610
Shake a leg, Junior.
411
00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,737
Thank God your mammy
died givin' birth.
412
00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,781
If she'd have seen you,
she'd have died of shame.
413
00:27:38,948 --> 00:27:41,158
Well, hi there! How you doin'?
414
00:28:43,638 --> 00:28:46,140
Let's bed down here for the night.
415
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:50,018
Yeah, it stinks in that old barn.
416
00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:51,520
Suits me.
417
00:28:51,688 --> 00:28:53,188
Pretty soon it'll be nothin'
418
00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:57,860
but featherbeds and silk sheets.
419
00:29:00,947 --> 00:29:02,740
Million dollars.
420
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,908
Million-point-two.
421
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:08,036
500,000 each.
422
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:09,913
400, Delmar.
423
00:29:10,081 --> 00:29:13,709
Pete, what are you gonna do...
424
00:29:13,877 --> 00:29:16,003
with your share of the treasure?
425
00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:19,548
Go out west somewhere.
426
00:29:19,716 --> 00:29:22,009
Open a fine restaurant.
427
00:29:23,428 --> 00:29:27,014
I'm gonna be the maitre d'.
428
00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,892
Greet all the swells.
429
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:33,479
Go to work every day
in a bow tie...
430
00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:35,773
tuxedo.
431
00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:39,568
And all the staff say
"Yes, sir" and...
432
00:29:39,736 --> 00:29:41,111
"No, sir..."
433
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:42,863
and "In a jiffy, Pete."
434
00:29:44,908 --> 00:29:47,826
And all my meals for free.
435
00:29:51,873 --> 00:29:53,916
What about you, Delmar?
436
00:29:54,083 --> 00:29:57,419
What are you gonna do with
your share of that dough?
437
00:29:57,587 --> 00:30:01,298
I'm gonna visit them
foreclosin' son of a guns...
438
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:05,177
down at the Indianola
Savings and Loan.
439
00:30:05,345 --> 00:30:07,554
Slap that money on
the barrel head...
440
00:30:07,722 --> 00:30:09,765
and buy back the family farm.
441
00:30:11,601 --> 00:30:15,145
You ain't no kind of man
if you ain't got land.
442
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,398
What about you, Everett?
443
00:30:18,566 --> 00:30:19,942
What you have in mind...
444
00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:22,444
when you stole it
in the first place?
445
00:30:22,612 --> 00:30:26,281
I...
446
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,951
didn't have no plan.
447
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:32,204
Well, that hardly sound like you.
448
00:30:32,372 --> 00:30:35,624
All right, boys! It's
the authorities!
449
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:38,460
Your situation is
purty nigh hopeless!
450
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:41,004
Damn. They found our car.
451
00:30:41,172 --> 00:30:42,798
We ain't got the time...
452
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:44,466
and nary the inclination...
453
00:30:44,634 --> 00:30:47,135
to chat with you boys any further.
454
00:30:47,303 --> 00:30:49,471
Damn. We got to skedaddle.
455
00:30:49,639 --> 00:30:52,391
I left my pomade in the car.
456
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:53,809
Maybe I can creep up.
457
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:54,935
Don't be a fool, Everett.
458
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,313
We got to R-U-N-N-O-F-T.
459
00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:00,440
Where's Tommy?
460
00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:02,109
Already lit out.
461
00:31:02,277 --> 00:31:04,236
Scared out of his wits.
462
00:31:06,948 --> 00:31:08,031
Let's go!
463
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,160
Well, hell, it ain't square one.
464
00:31:12,328 --> 00:31:13,996
Ain't no one gonna pick up...
465
00:31:14,163 --> 00:31:16,456
3 filthy, unshaved hitchhikers.
466
00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:17,749
And one of them a know-it-all...
467
00:31:17,917 --> 00:31:20,711
who can't keep his trap shut.
468
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:22,880
Pete, the personal rancor
reflected in that remark...
469
00:31:23,047 --> 00:31:25,215
I don't intend to
dignify with comment.
470
00:31:25,383 --> 00:31:27,593
But I would like to address
your general attitude...
471
00:31:27,760 --> 00:31:29,636
of hopeless negativism.
472
00:31:29,804 --> 00:31:32,681
Consider the lilies
of the goddamn field.
473
00:31:32,849 --> 00:31:34,016
Or, hell, take a look
at Delmar here...
474
00:31:34,183 --> 00:31:35,893
as your paradigm of hope.
475
00:31:36,060 --> 00:31:37,811
Yeah. Look at me.
476
00:31:37,979 --> 00:31:40,188
Now, you may call it an
unreasoning optimism.
477
00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:41,982
You may call it obtuse...
478
00:31:42,150 --> 00:31:45,444
but the plain and simple fact
is that we got close to...
479
00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:48,196
3 days before they...
480
00:31:52,994 --> 00:31:55,579
dam that river.
481
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:21,521
Is this a road to Itta Bena?
482
00:32:23,191 --> 00:32:26,193
Uh... Itta Bena?
483
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,028
Itta Bena?
484
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:30,405
Isn't that... Isn't that, uh...
485
00:32:30,573 --> 00:32:31,573
Stay on this here road.
486
00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:32,574
Nah, that ain't right.
487
00:32:32,742 --> 00:32:34,368
I was thinking of. uh...
488
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:35,369
Take this road...
489
00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:36,912
Nah, nah, nah. That ain't right.
490
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:39,289
It seems to me there's a road-
491
00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:42,250
cow road that used to
lead all the way...
492
00:32:42,418 --> 00:32:44,127
Well, most of the way.
493
00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:45,879
That ain't right, either.
494
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:47,798
Hop on in while you
give it a think.
495
00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:50,342
Right. Delmar.
496
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:01,144
Any of you boys know your way...
497
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:03,105
around a Walther P.P.K.?
498
00:33:03,272 --> 00:33:05,232
Well, see, that's where
we can't help you.
499
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,109
I don't believe it's
in Mississippi.
500
00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:12,739
Friend, some of your folding
money has come unstowed.
501
00:33:12,907 --> 00:33:15,742
Just stuff it down that
sack there, will you?
502
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:18,078
You boys aren't bad
men, I take it?
503
00:33:18,246 --> 00:33:20,455
Well, it's funny you should ask.
504
00:33:20,623 --> 00:33:22,624
I was bad till yesterday...
505
00:33:22,792 --> 00:33:24,793
but me and Pete here been saved.
506
00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,963
I'm Delmar, and that
there is Everett.
507
00:33:28,131 --> 00:33:29,297
George Nelson.
508
00:33:29,465 --> 00:33:30,757
It's a pleasure.
509
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:33,927
Grab the tiller, will you, buddy?
510
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:42,644
Hand me that chopper. Ha ha ha ha!
511
00:33:42,812 --> 00:33:45,939
Say, what line of
work you in, George?
512
00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:47,941
Ha ha ha ha!
513
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,609
Come and get me, coppers!
514
00:33:49,777 --> 00:33:54,114
You flatfooted, lame-brained,
soft-ass sons of bitches!
515
00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:55,699
Ah ha ha ha ha!
516
00:33:55,867 --> 00:33:57,576
No one can catch me!
517
00:33:57,744 --> 00:33:59,327
I'm George Nelson!
518
00:33:59,495 --> 00:34:02,205
I'm bigger than any
John, live or limp!
519
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,294
I'm 101/2 feet tall!
520
00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:10,964
Cows.
521
00:34:11,132 --> 00:34:14,342
I hate cows worse than coppers!
522
00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:19,181
Oh, George. Not the livestock.
523
00:34:19,348 --> 00:34:22,517
Come on, you miserable,
salaried sons of bitches!
524
00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:23,685
Come and get me!
525
00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:43,246
Come on, boys, we're
going for the record.
526
00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,998
3 banks in 2 hours!
527
00:34:52,340 --> 00:34:55,801
Okay. Folks, hold the applause
and drop your drawers.
528
00:34:55,968 --> 00:34:57,385
I'm George Nelson...
529
00:34:57,553 --> 00:35:00,013
and I'm here to sack
the city Itta Bena!
530
00:35:01,516 --> 00:35:03,183
He's a live wire, though.
Ain't he?
531
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:05,060
All the money in a bag.
532
00:35:05,228 --> 00:35:06,228
What are you lookin' at, grandpa?
533
00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,021
Pardon me, George...
534
00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,898
you got a plan for
gettin' out of here?
535
00:35:10,066 --> 00:35:11,900
Sure, boys.
536
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:14,903
Here's my plan. Ha ha ha ha!
537
00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:17,197
They ain't never seen
ordnance like this!
538
00:35:17,365 --> 00:35:19,282
Thank you, folks.
539
00:35:19,450 --> 00:35:21,701
And remember, Jesus saves...
540
00:35:21,869 --> 00:35:24,913
but George Nelson withdraws!
Ha ha ha ha!
541
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,748
Go fix the auto voiture, Pete.
542
00:35:26,916 --> 00:35:29,209
Is that Babyface Nelson?
543
00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,878
Who said that?
544
00:35:33,339 --> 00:35:37,259
What ignorant,
lowdown, slanderizin'
545
00:35:37,426 --> 00:35:39,386
son of a bitch said that?
546
00:35:40,888 --> 00:35:45,475
My name is George Nelson. Get me?
547
00:35:45,643 --> 00:35:49,020
She didn't mean nothin'
by it, George.
548
00:35:49,188 --> 00:35:50,730
George Nelson!
549
00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:52,315
Not Babyface!
550
00:35:52,483 --> 00:35:54,442
You remember!
551
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,653
And you tell your friends!
552
00:35:56,821 --> 00:35:59,406
I'm George Nelson.
553
00:35:59,574 --> 00:36:01,158
Born to raise hell.
554
00:36:19,802 --> 00:36:22,888
Well, that was some fun.
Now, wasn't it, George?
555
00:36:23,055 --> 00:36:24,014
Yeah.
556
00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:27,142
Almost makes me wished I
hadn't have been saved.
557
00:36:27,310 --> 00:36:28,977
Jacking up banks.
558
00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,646
I can see how a fella'd derive
a whole lot of pleasure...
559
00:36:31,814 --> 00:36:33,690
and satisfaction out of it.
560
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,151
It's okay.
561
00:36:36,319 --> 00:36:37,611
Hoo, dawgies!
562
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,617
Well...
563
00:36:45,786 --> 00:36:47,829
I'm takin' off.
564
00:36:50,541 --> 00:36:53,835
You boys might as well...
565
00:36:54,003 --> 00:36:57,172
keep my... share of the riches.
566
00:36:57,340 --> 00:37:01,676
Well, where are you going, George?
567
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:04,763
I don't know.
568
00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,389
Who cares?
569
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,312
Now, what do you suppose
is eatin' George?
570
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,147
Well, Delmar...
571
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:17,192
they say that with the
thrill-seeking personality...
572
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,027
What goes up must come down.
573
00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:22,656
On top of the world one minute,
haunted by meekness the next.
574
00:37:22,823 --> 00:37:25,575
Yes, sir, it's as if our
old friend, George...
575
00:37:25,743 --> 00:37:28,328
is a alley cat and his
own damn humors...
576
00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:30,705
are swingin' him by the tail.
577
00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:32,082
I wouldn't worry, Delmar.
578
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:34,709
He'll be back on top again.
579
00:37:34,877 --> 00:37:40,048
I don't think we've seen
the last of George Nelson.
580
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:01,486
Don't be saps for Pappy.
581
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:04,155
Homer Stokes for governor.
582
00:38:04,323 --> 00:38:06,283
Let's sweep this state clean.
583
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:09,160
Vote for Stokes, brother.
584
00:38:22,925 --> 00:38:24,217
Aw, shh shh. Hang on!
585
00:38:24,385 --> 00:38:26,303
I'm gonna slap one on here.
586
00:38:26,470 --> 00:38:28,972
Folks, here's my
cousin Ezra's niece...
587
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:32,475
Eudora from out of Greenwood,
doin' a little number...
588
00:38:32,643 --> 00:38:34,144
with her cousin Tom-Tom...
589
00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:37,814
which I predict you
gonna enjoy thoroughly.
590
00:38:41,902 --> 00:38:46,323
Now, what can I do
you for, Mr. French?
591
00:38:46,490 --> 00:38:49,701
How can I lay ahold of
them Soggy Bottom Boys?
592
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:50,952
Soggy Bottom.
593
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:53,455
I don't precisely recollect them.
594
00:38:53,622 --> 00:38:55,623
They cut a record in
here a few days ago...
595
00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,208
with an old-timey harmony thing...
596
00:38:57,376 --> 00:38:59,544
with a guitar
accompany-accompany...
597
00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,797
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I remember them.
598
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,841
Colored fellas, I believe.
599
00:39:05,009 --> 00:39:07,594
Yes, sir, they a
fine bunch of boys.
600
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,805
They sang into yonder
can, then skedaddled.
601
00:39:10,973 --> 00:39:11,973
Well, that record...
602
00:39:12,141 --> 00:39:15,310
is just goin' through
the goddamn roof.
603
00:39:15,478 --> 00:39:16,936
They playin' it as
far away as Mobile.
604
00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:17,979
No.
605
00:39:18,147 --> 00:39:20,023
Whole damn state's goin' apey.
606
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:23,526
Well, it was a powerful air.
607
00:39:23,694 --> 00:39:25,028
Hot damn. We got to
find them boys...
608
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,322
and sign 'em to a
big fat contract.
609
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,657
Hell's bells, Mr. Lund,
if we don't...
610
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,451
the goddamn competition will.
611
00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:34,996
Oh, mercy, yes, we got to
beat that competition.
612
00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:36,664
- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.
613
00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:06,963
Delmar. Over here.
614
00:41:15,931 --> 00:41:17,599
Do you have the Soggy
Bottom Boys...
615
00:41:17,766 --> 00:41:19,809
performing "Man of
Constant Sorrow"?
616
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,479
No, ma'am. We got a new
shipment in yesterday.
617
00:41:22,646 --> 00:41:26,399
Sorry, but we just can't
keep 'em on our shelves.
618
00:42:14,198 --> 00:42:16,157
How are you?
619
00:42:16,325 --> 00:42:21,496
Delmar, come on. Go. Go.
620
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,355
Shut up, Delmar.
621
00:42:51,110 --> 00:42:55,738
Uhh! Ohh!
622
00:42:55,906 --> 00:42:58,324
Pull over! Pull over!
623
00:43:06,333 --> 00:43:08,126
Guess old Pete's got the itch.
624
00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:32,108
Howdy do, ladies?
625
00:43:32,276 --> 00:43:33,943
Name of Pete.
626
00:43:47,124 --> 00:43:48,082
Ain't you gonna
introduce us, Pete?
627
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:49,500
I don't know their names.
628
00:43:49,668 --> 00:43:51,419
I seen 'em first!
629
00:44:27,331 --> 00:44:30,166
Ladies, my name is Ulysses
Everett McGill...
630
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:34,712
and, well, you three
ladies are about the...
631
00:44:34,880 --> 00:44:35,922
the prettiest...
632
00:44:44,139 --> 00:44:45,431
water lilies, uh...
633
00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:50,228
Corn liquor.
634
00:46:23,697 --> 00:46:27,617
Everett.
635
00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:29,368
My hair!
636
00:46:31,288 --> 00:46:32,413
Look at this.
637
00:46:46,678 --> 00:46:48,554
Pete!
638
00:46:48,722 --> 00:46:51,098
Where the heck are you?
639
00:46:51,266 --> 00:46:52,183
Pete!
640
00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:56,229
We ain't got time
for hide-and-seek!
641
00:46:58,357 --> 00:47:00,441
Now, we ain't got time
for your shenanigans!
642
00:47:00,609 --> 00:47:03,778
Sweet Jesus, Everett.
643
00:47:03,946 --> 00:47:05,363
They left his heart.
644
00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:30,304
Aah! Aah!
645
00:47:30,472 --> 00:47:32,473
What the-Delmar, what the
heck's got into you?
646
00:47:32,641 --> 00:47:34,183
Can't you see it, Everett?
647
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:36,978
Them sirens did this to Pete.
648
00:47:37,145 --> 00:47:38,688
They loved him up...
649
00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:42,275
and turned him into a...
horny toad.
650
00:47:47,948 --> 00:47:49,490
Pete!
651
00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,159
Pete! Pete!
652
00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:52,827
Pete!
653
00:48:06,842 --> 00:48:11,345
Pete, it's me-Delmar.
654
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:13,514
It's me-Delmar.
655
00:48:15,142 --> 00:48:16,017
Everett.
656
00:48:16,184 --> 00:48:17,143
Delmar, what the...
657
00:48:18,854 --> 00:48:20,521
What are we gonna do?
658
00:48:31,325 --> 00:48:32,909
I'm not sure that's Pete.
659
00:48:33,076 --> 00:48:36,370
Of course it's Pete. Look at him.
660
00:48:36,538 --> 00:48:41,083
We got to find some kind of...
wizard can change him back.
661
00:48:44,713 --> 00:48:46,589
I'm just not sure that's Pete.
662
00:48:50,552 --> 00:48:52,136
You can't display a toad...
663
00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,554
in a fine restaurant like this.
664
00:48:53,722 --> 00:48:55,556
Why, the good folks here'd
go right off their feed.
665
00:48:55,724 --> 00:48:58,309
Hey. I just don't
think it's right...
666
00:48:58,477 --> 00:48:59,644
keeping him under wraps...
667
00:48:59,811 --> 00:49:01,270
like we was ashamed of him.
668
00:49:01,438 --> 00:49:03,564
Well, if it is Pete,
I am ashamed of him.
669
00:49:03,732 --> 00:49:05,232
The way I see it, he
got what he deserved.
670
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,069
Fornicating with some
whore of Babylon.
671
00:49:08,236 --> 00:49:10,196
These things don't happen
for no reason, Delmar.
672
00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,698
It's obviously some kind of
judgment on Pete's character.
673
00:49:12,866 --> 00:49:14,992
Well, the two of us was
fixin' to fornicate.
674
00:49:17,621 --> 00:49:20,206
You're gonna have to excuse
my rusticated friend...
675
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:23,793
unaccustomed as he
is to city manners.
676
00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:25,086
Hmm?
677
00:49:25,253 --> 00:49:27,380
I guess we'll have ourselves...
678
00:49:27,547 --> 00:49:28,589
a couple of steaks...
679
00:49:28,757 --> 00:49:30,800
and some, uh, gratine potatoes...
680
00:49:30,968 --> 00:49:33,469
and wash it down with some
of your finest bubbly wine.
681
00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:36,055
Oh, and I don't suppose
you have any...
682
00:49:38,141 --> 00:49:40,476
Maybe the chef could prepare...
683
00:49:41,770 --> 00:49:44,563
Just bring us a couple of
leaves of raw cabbage.
684
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:45,564
Yes, sir.
685
00:49:45,732 --> 00:49:46,565
Thank you.
686
00:49:46,733 --> 00:49:47,817
That kind of barnyard language...
687
00:49:47,985 --> 00:49:49,527
I don't believe I've seen you
boys around here before.
688
00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:50,945
Allow me to introduce myself.
689
00:49:51,113 --> 00:49:52,488
Name of Daniel Teague...
690
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:55,157
known in these precincts
as Big Dan Teague...
691
00:49:55,325 --> 00:49:56,784
Or to those who are
pressed for time-
692
00:49:56,952 --> 00:49:57,952
Big Dan tout court!
693
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,495
How you doin', Big Dan?
694
00:49:59,663 --> 00:50:00,955
My name's Ulysses Everett McGill.
695
00:50:01,123 --> 00:50:03,541
This is my associate
Delmar O'Donnel.
696
00:50:03,709 --> 00:50:04,834
I detect, like me...
697
00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,752
you're endowed with
the gift of gab.
698
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,504
I flatter myself that
such is the case.
699
00:50:08,672 --> 00:50:10,923
In my line of work,
it's plumb necessary.
700
00:50:11,091 --> 00:50:12,925
The one thing you don't want...
701
00:50:14,678 --> 00:50:17,138
is air in the conversation.
702
00:50:17,305 --> 00:50:18,931
Once again we find
ourselves in agreement.
703
00:50:19,099 --> 00:50:20,641
What kind of work you do, Big Dan?
704
00:50:20,809 --> 00:50:23,144
Sales, Mr. McGill. Sales!
And what do I sell?
705
00:50:23,311 --> 00:50:25,479
The truth, every
blessed word of it.
706
00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:27,648
From Genesis on down
to Revelations.
707
00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:29,150
That's right, the Word of God...
708
00:50:29,317 --> 00:50:32,403
which, let me tell you, there
is damn good money in...
709
00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:34,780
during these times
of woe and want.
710
00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:36,323
People are lookin' for answers...
711
00:50:36,491 --> 00:50:39,160
and Big Dan sells the
only book that's got 'em.
712
00:50:39,327 --> 00:50:40,536
And what do you do...
713
00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:44,040
you and your, uh,
tongue-tied friend?
714
00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:46,459
We, uh...
715
00:50:46,626 --> 00:50:48,294
we're adventurers, sir.
716
00:50:48,462 --> 00:50:50,171
Currently pursuing a
certain opportunity...
717
00:50:50,338 --> 00:50:52,339
but we're open to others as well.
718
00:50:52,507 --> 00:50:53,674
I like your style, young man...
719
00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:55,593
so I'm gonna propose
you a proposition.
720
00:50:55,761 --> 00:50:58,304
You cover my bill, so I don't
have to run back upstairs...
721
00:50:58,472 --> 00:51:00,389
get your waitress to wrap
your dinner picnic-style...
722
00:51:00,557 --> 00:51:03,184
And we shall retire to
more private environs...
723
00:51:03,351 --> 00:51:06,187
where I will tell you how there
are vast amounts of money...
724
00:51:06,354 --> 00:51:08,189
to be made in the service
of God almighty.
725
00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:10,107
Well, why not? If nothin' else...
726
00:51:10,275 --> 00:51:12,193
I can use some civilized
conversation.
727
00:51:12,360 --> 00:51:14,779
Don't forget your
shoe box, friend.
728
00:51:14,946 --> 00:51:16,030
Languishin'!
729
00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:18,240
Goddamn campaign is languishin'!
730
00:51:18,408 --> 00:51:19,909
We need a shot in the arm.
731
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,995
You hear me, boys?
In the goddamn arm!
732
00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:24,121
Election held tomorrow...
733
00:51:24,289 --> 00:51:26,624
that son of bitch Stokes
would win it in a walk!
734
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:30,669
Well, he's the reform
candidate, Daddy.
735
00:51:30,837 --> 00:51:31,670
Yeah?
736
00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:33,672
A lot of people like that reform.
737
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,467
Maybe we should get us some.
738
00:51:36,635 --> 00:51:39,553
I'll reform you, you
soft-headed son of a bitch.
739
00:51:39,721 --> 00:51:42,264
How we gonna run reform when
we're the damn incumbent?
740
00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:44,517
Is that the best idea you
boys can come up with?
741
00:51:44,684 --> 00:51:45,726
Reform?!
742
00:51:45,894 --> 00:51:47,853
Weepin' Jesus on the cross.
743
00:51:48,021 --> 00:51:49,230
That's it!
744
00:51:49,397 --> 00:51:53,192
You may as well start drafting
my concession speech right now.
745
00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,402
Okay. Pappy.
746
00:51:55,570 --> 00:51:57,780
I'm just making a point.
You stupid son of a bitch.
747
00:51:57,948 --> 00:51:59,990
Give me back that hat! Hurry up!
748
00:52:00,158 --> 00:52:01,242
Pappy's just makin' a point.
749
00:52:01,409 --> 00:52:02,493
Shut up!
750
00:52:19,636 --> 00:52:21,512
Thank you, boys, for
throwing in that fricassee.
751
00:52:21,680 --> 00:52:23,013
I'm a man of large appetites...
752
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:24,306
and even with lunch
under my belt...
753
00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:26,267
I was feeling a mite peckish.
754
00:52:26,434 --> 00:52:27,518
It's our pleasure, Big Dan.
755
00:52:27,686 --> 00:52:31,313
Thank you as well for the
conversational hiatus.
756
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:34,191
I generally refrain from
speech during gustation.
757
00:52:34,359 --> 00:52:36,861
There are those who attempt
both at the same time.
758
00:52:37,028 --> 00:52:39,780
I find it coarse and vulgar.
759
00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:41,031
Where were we?
760
00:52:41,199 --> 00:52:43,117
Making money in the
Lord's service.
761
00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:45,119
You don't say much. Friend,
but when you do...
762
00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:46,829
it's to the point and
I salute you for it.
763
00:52:46,997 --> 00:52:48,873
Yes, Bible sales.
764
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:51,625
Now, the trade is not
a complicated one.
765
00:52:51,793 --> 00:52:53,377
There are but 2 things to learn...
766
00:52:53,545 --> 00:52:55,212
One being where to
find a wholesaler...
767
00:52:55,380 --> 00:52:57,047
the Word of God in
bulk, as it were.
768
00:52:57,215 --> 00:52:59,675
Two-how to recognize
your customer.
769
00:52:59,843 --> 00:53:01,218
Who are you dealing with?
770
00:53:01,386 --> 00:53:04,513
It's an exercise in
psychology, so to speak.
771
00:53:04,681 --> 00:53:07,683
And it is that which I propose...
772
00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:11,145
to give you a lesson in right now.
773
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,315
Why, I like to think I'm a
pretty astute observer...
774
00:53:14,482 --> 00:53:16,400
of the human scene, too, Big Dan.
775
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,068
No doubt, brother.
776
00:53:18,236 --> 00:53:19,695
I figured as much back
at the restaurant.
777
00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:22,698
That's why I invited
you all out here...
778
00:53:22,866 --> 00:53:24,700
for this advanced tutorial.
779
00:53:24,868 --> 00:53:26,744
Unh!
780
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:27,912
What's going on, Big Dan?
781
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:29,079
It's all about the money, boys!
782
00:53:29,247 --> 00:53:31,123
That's it!
783
00:53:31,291 --> 00:53:36,086
Gol... durned... money!
784
00:53:36,254 --> 00:53:37,254
I don't get it, Big Dan.
785
00:53:37,422 --> 00:53:39,131
Raah!
786
00:53:40,467 --> 00:53:44,220
I just take your show cards.
787
00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:45,721
Yaah!
788
00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:54,688
And whatever you got in the hole.
789
00:53:59,444 --> 00:54:01,612
What the...
790
00:54:01,780 --> 00:54:04,156
there ain't nothin'
but a damn toad.
791
00:54:04,324 --> 00:54:07,368
No, you don't understand.
792
00:54:07,535 --> 00:54:08,577
That's Pete.
793
00:54:12,582 --> 00:54:14,291
Pete.
794
00:54:14,459 --> 00:54:18,003
You know these things
give you warts?
795
00:54:25,637 --> 00:54:27,096
End of lesson.
796
00:54:29,766 --> 00:54:31,767
So long, boys. Hee hee hee.
797
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:34,603
See you in the funny papers.
798
00:54:34,771 --> 00:54:37,439
Y'all seen the end
of Big Dan Teague.
799
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:02,339
Where are they?
800
00:55:02,507 --> 00:55:06,510
Talk, you unreconstructed
whelp of a whore!
801
00:55:06,678 --> 00:55:07,678
Where they headed?
802
00:55:07,846 --> 00:55:09,388
Aah!
803
00:55:09,556 --> 00:55:11,849
Your screams ain't gonna
save your flesh...
804
00:55:12,017 --> 00:55:13,350
Aah!
805
00:55:13,518 --> 00:55:15,102
Only your tongue is, boy.
Where they headed?
806
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:17,354
Aah!
807
00:55:29,492 --> 00:55:31,035
Lump, I.O.
808
00:55:39,002 --> 00:55:41,962
Sweet summer rain.
809
00:55:44,424 --> 00:55:46,717
Like God's own mercy.
810
00:55:48,511 --> 00:55:50,971
Your two friends have
abandoned you, Pete.
811
00:55:51,139 --> 00:55:54,516
They don't seem to
care about your hide.
812
00:55:59,898 --> 00:56:01,190
Okay.
813
00:56:06,488 --> 00:56:08,739
Stairway to heaven.
814
00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,911
We shall all meet by-and-by.
815
00:56:14,079 --> 00:56:16,789
Goddamn it!
816
00:56:18,583 --> 00:56:20,417
God forgive me!
817
00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:22,086
Hold.
818
00:56:34,808 --> 00:56:37,559
Believe me. Delmar, he would
have wanted us to press on.
819
00:56:37,727 --> 00:56:40,604
Pete, rest his soul...
820
00:56:40,772 --> 00:56:42,606
was one sour ass son of a bitch...
821
00:56:42,774 --> 00:56:45,484
and not given to acts of
pointless sentimentality.
822
00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:46,610
It just don't seem right...
823
00:56:46,778 --> 00:56:48,737
digging up that
treasure without him.
824
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:50,739
Maybe it's for the
best he was squished.
825
00:56:50,907 --> 00:56:52,658
Why, he...
826
00:56:52,826 --> 00:56:55,619
was barely a sentient being and...
827
00:56:55,787 --> 00:56:57,454
well, as soon as we get
ourselves cleaned up...
828
00:56:57,622 --> 00:56:59,206
and we get a little
smellum in our hair...
829
00:56:59,374 --> 00:57:02,292
why, we're gonna feel 100%
better about ourselves...
830
00:57:02,460 --> 00:57:05,462
and about... life in general.
831
00:57:07,090 --> 00:57:09,591
Must be near Parchman Farm.
832
00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:12,719
Sorry sons of bitches.
833
00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:16,515
Seems like a year ago
we busted off the farm.
834
00:57:26,401 --> 00:57:27,526
Pete got a brother?
835
00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:30,237
Not that I'm aware.
836
00:57:33,158 --> 00:57:35,409
Heat must be getting to me.
837
00:58:30,256 --> 00:58:32,966
That was wonderful. That sure was.
838
00:58:33,134 --> 00:58:34,134
Yes.
839
00:58:34,302 --> 00:58:37,638
Now, I know the Sunnysiders
would agree with me...
840
00:58:37,805 --> 00:58:40,224
when I say the great
state of Mississippi...
841
00:58:40,391 --> 00:58:44,394
cannot afford 4 more
years of Pappy O'Daniel!
842
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:47,356
4 more years of cronyism!
843
00:58:47,524 --> 00:58:50,526
Nepotism! Rascalism!
844
00:58:50,693 --> 00:58:53,570
Of service to the interests!
845
00:58:53,738 --> 00:58:57,991
Now, the choice,
she's a clear 'un.
846
00:58:58,159 --> 00:59:01,537
Pappy O'Daniel, slave
of the interests.
847
00:59:01,704 --> 00:59:05,082
Homer Stokes, servant
of the little man.
848
00:59:05,250 --> 00:59:06,250
Ain't that right, little fella?
849
00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:07,709
He ain't lyin'!
850
00:59:07,877 --> 00:59:11,922
Ladies and gentlemen. The
little man has admonished me...
851
00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:14,550
to grasp the broom of reform...
852
00:59:14,717 --> 00:59:17,344
and sweep this state clean!
853
00:59:17,512 --> 00:59:21,098
It's gonna be, "Back to
the flour mill, Pappy!"
854
00:59:21,266 --> 00:59:23,267
The interests can take
care of themselves!"
855
00:59:23,434 --> 00:59:24,768
come Tuesday...
856
00:59:24,936 --> 00:59:27,646
we're gonna sweep the rascals out!
857
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:33,443
Clean government is
yours for the asking!
858
00:59:35,530 --> 00:59:38,365
Folks, now the
little Wharvey gals!
859
00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:42,077
Wharvey gals?
860
00:59:42,245 --> 00:59:44,371
Did he just say
little Wharvey gals?
861
00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,124
Come here, girls.
862
00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:48,709
What y'all gonna sing for us?
863
00:59:48,876 --> 00:59:50,961
"In the highways."
864
00:59:51,129 --> 00:59:53,046
Goddamn it all!
865
00:59:53,214 --> 00:59:54,298
You know them gals, Everett?
866
01:00:29,417 --> 01:00:31,251
Hey, girls!
867
01:00:31,419 --> 01:00:33,795
- Daddy!
- Daddy!
868
01:00:33,963 --> 01:00:36,131
Ha ha ha!
869
01:00:36,299 --> 01:00:38,342
Daddy? He ain't our daddy.
870
01:00:38,509 --> 01:00:40,093
Hell, I ain't. What's
this Wharvey gals?
871
01:00:40,261 --> 01:00:41,261
Your name's McGill.
872
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:44,181
No, sir. Not since you
got hit by that train.
873
01:00:44,349 --> 01:00:46,433
What are you talking about?
I wasn't hit by any train.
874
01:00:46,601 --> 01:00:48,060
Mama says you was hit by a train.
875
01:00:48,227 --> 01:00:50,187
- Blooey!
- Nothin' left.
876
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:52,147
Just a grease spot on the L & N.
877
01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:54,608
Damn it, I wasn't
hit by any train!
878
01:00:54,776 --> 01:00:56,777
That's why Mama's got
us back to Wharvey.
879
01:00:56,944 --> 01:00:58,362
That's her maiden name.
880
01:00:58,529 --> 01:01:00,072
You got a maiden name, Daddy?
881
01:01:00,239 --> 01:01:02,407
No, Daddy don't have a maiden name.
See...
882
01:01:02,575 --> 01:01:03,867
That's your misfortune.
883
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:06,203
That's right, and now
Mama's got a new beau.
884
01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:07,704
He's a suitor.
885
01:01:07,872 --> 01:01:09,665
Yeah, I heard about that.
886
01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:13,001
Mama says he's bona fide.
887
01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:14,336
Mmm.
888
01:01:14,504 --> 01:01:15,837
He give her a ring?
889
01:01:16,005 --> 01:01:17,339
Yes, sir. A big 'un.
890
01:01:17,507 --> 01:01:20,092
- Gotta gem.
- Mama checked it.
891
01:01:20,259 --> 01:01:21,426
It's bona fide.
892
01:01:21,594 --> 01:01:22,469
He's a suitor.
893
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:23,512
What's his name?
894
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,180
Vernon T. Waldrip.
895
01:01:25,348 --> 01:01:26,181
Uncle Vernon.
896
01:01:26,349 --> 01:01:27,432
Till tomorrow.
897
01:01:27,600 --> 01:01:28,725
Then he's gonna be Daddy.
898
01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:30,852
I am the only daddy you got.
899
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,479
I am the damn paterfamilias.
900
01:01:32,647 --> 01:01:34,523
But you ain't bona fide.
901
01:01:38,444 --> 01:01:39,611
Where's your mama?
902
01:01:39,779 --> 01:01:41,238
She's at the five-and-dime.
903
01:01:41,406 --> 01:01:42,531
Buying nipples.
904
01:01:59,632 --> 01:02:00,507
Daddy!
905
01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:03,552
Hello, sugar! Ha ha!
906
01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,554
How's my little girl?
907
01:02:05,722 --> 01:02:07,389
Hi.
908
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:08,598
Who the hell's that?
909
01:02:08,766 --> 01:02:10,100
Starla Wharvey.
910
01:02:10,268 --> 01:02:12,269
Starla McGill, you mean.
911
01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:13,812
How come you never
told me about her?
912
01:02:13,980 --> 01:02:15,272
'Cause you was hit by a train.
913
01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,440
That's another thing.
914
01:02:16,607 --> 01:02:18,066
Why are you telling our
gals I was hit by a train?
915
01:02:18,234 --> 01:02:20,068
Lots of respectable people
been hit by trains.
916
01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:22,988
Judge Hobby over in Cookville
was hit by a train.
917
01:02:23,156 --> 01:02:24,406
What was I supposed to tell 'em...
918
01:02:24,574 --> 01:02:25,907
that you were sent
to the penal farm...
919
01:02:26,075 --> 01:02:27,784
and I divorced you from shame?
920
01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:29,286
I take your point.
921
01:02:29,454 --> 01:02:30,954
But it does put me in a
damned awkward position...
922
01:02:31,122 --> 01:02:32,539
vis à vis my progeny.
923
01:02:32,707 --> 01:02:33,623
Hello, Penny.
924
01:02:33,791 --> 01:02:37,169
Is this gentlemen bothering you?
925
01:02:39,839 --> 01:02:41,381
You Waldrip?
926
01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:43,842
Uh-huh. That's right.
927
01:02:44,969 --> 01:02:46,428
Hmm.
928
01:02:57,565 --> 01:02:59,649
You been using my hair treatment?
929
01:02:59,817 --> 01:03:01,985
Your hair treatment?
930
01:03:02,153 --> 01:03:03,945
Excuse me.
931
01:03:07,158 --> 01:03:09,034
I got news for you.
932
01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:11,328
In case you hadn't noticed.
I wasn't hit by a train...
933
01:03:11,496 --> 01:03:13,955
and I have traveled
many a weary mile...
934
01:03:14,123 --> 01:03:18,960
to be back with my wife
and my 6 daughters.
935
01:03:19,128 --> 01:03:20,712
Seven, Daddy!
936
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,380
That ain't your daddy, Alvinelle.
937
01:03:22,548 --> 01:03:23,673
Your daddy was hit by a train.
938
01:03:23,841 --> 01:03:25,342
Penny, you stop that!
939
01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:27,469
No, you stop it! Vernon
here's got a job.
940
01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:29,679
Vernon's got prospects.
He's bona fide.
941
01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:30,889
What are you?
942
01:03:31,057 --> 01:03:32,891
I'll tell you what I am...
943
01:03:33,059 --> 01:03:36,102
I am the paterfamilias,
and you can't marry him!
944
01:03:36,270 --> 01:03:39,231
I can, I am, and I will. Tomorrow.
945
01:03:39,398 --> 01:03:40,941
I got to think about the
little Wharvey gals.
946
01:03:41,108 --> 01:03:42,317
They look to me for answers.
947
01:03:42,485 --> 01:03:44,402
Vernon can support 'em...
948
01:03:44,570 --> 01:03:45,862
and buy 'em lessons
on the clarinet.
949
01:03:46,030 --> 01:03:47,239
The only good thing you
ever did for the gals...
950
01:03:47,406 --> 01:03:48,824
was get hit by that train!
951
01:03:48,991 --> 01:03:54,287
Why, you lying
unconstant succubus.
952
01:03:54,455 --> 01:03:55,539
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
953
01:03:55,706 --> 01:03:58,542
You can't swear at my fiancee!
954
01:03:58,709 --> 01:03:59,543
Oh, yeah?
955
01:03:59,710 --> 01:04:02,045
Well, you can't marry my wife!
956
01:04:09,095 --> 01:04:10,846
Unh! Unh!
957
01:04:25,194 --> 01:04:26,236
Who is that man?
958
01:04:28,239 --> 01:04:30,991
He's not my husband.
959
01:04:31,158 --> 01:04:33,493
Just a drifter, I guess.
960
01:04:33,661 --> 01:04:35,453
Just some no-account drifter.
961
01:04:36,539 --> 01:04:37,581
Aah! Unh!
962
01:04:39,166 --> 01:04:41,543
And stay out of Woolworth's!
963
01:04:47,592 --> 01:04:49,801
I'll bet she does imitations, too.
964
01:04:49,969 --> 01:04:54,389
Deceitful, two-faced she-wolf.
965
01:04:54,557 --> 01:04:56,600
Never trust a female, Delmar.
966
01:04:56,767 --> 01:04:58,101
Remember that one
simple precept...
967
01:04:58,269 --> 01:05:00,687
and your time with me will
not have been ill-spent.
968
01:05:00,855 --> 01:05:01,980
Okay. Everett.
969
01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:03,940
"Hit by a train."
970
01:05:04,108 --> 01:05:06,693
Truth means nothing
to a woman, Delmar.
971
01:05:06,861 --> 01:05:08,028
Triumph of the subjective.
972
01:05:08,195 --> 01:05:10,113
You ever been with a woman?
973
01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:12,908
Well, I've...
974
01:05:13,075 --> 01:05:15,493
I-I got to get the
family farm back...
975
01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:17,287
before I can start
thinking about that.
976
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:19,456
That's right. If then.
977
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,875
Believe me. Delmar, a woman
is the most fiendish...
978
01:05:22,043 --> 01:05:23,793
instrument of torture
ever devised...
979
01:05:23,961 --> 01:05:26,630
to bedevil the days of man.
980
01:05:26,797 --> 01:05:29,716
Everett, I never figured
you for a paterfamilias.
981
01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:34,638
Ohh, yes. I have spread my seed.
982
01:05:34,805 --> 01:05:36,139
And look what it's...
983
01:05:37,975 --> 01:05:41,519
Goddamn it. What the
hell's going on?
984
01:06:41,288 --> 01:06:44,249
Okay, boys. Enjoy
your picture show.
985
01:06:56,637 --> 01:07:02,726
Do... not... seek the treasure.
986
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:06,813
Do not...
987
01:07:06,981 --> 01:07:08,732
seek the treasure.
988
01:07:10,651 --> 01:07:12,694
It's a bushwhack.
989
01:07:12,862 --> 01:07:15,822
They're fixin' an ambush.
990
01:07:15,990 --> 01:07:19,659
Do not seek the treasure.
991
01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:25,206
We...
992
01:07:25,374 --> 01:07:29,252
We thought you was...
993
01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,879
a toad.
994
01:07:35,092 --> 01:07:38,011
We... thought...
995
01:07:38,179 --> 01:07:42,974
you... was... a toad.
996
01:07:43,142 --> 01:07:49,147
Do not seek the treasure.
997
01:07:49,315 --> 01:07:51,733
Quiet there! Watch the picture!
998
01:07:57,490 --> 01:07:58,990
I signed that bill.
999
01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:02,285
I signed a dozen
agriculture bills.
1000
01:08:02,453 --> 01:08:05,288
Everyone knows I'm a
friend of the farmer.
1001
01:08:05,456 --> 01:08:08,249
What do I gotta do, start
tending livestock?
1002
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,043
We can't do that, Daddy.
1003
01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,087
We might offend our constituency.
1004
01:08:12,254 --> 01:08:13,713
We ain't got a constituency!
1005
01:08:13,881 --> 01:08:15,799
Stokes got a constituency!
1006
01:08:17,426 --> 01:08:20,136
Well, it's a well-run campaign.
1007
01:08:20,304 --> 01:08:21,805
Midget and broom and whatnot.
1008
01:08:21,972 --> 01:08:23,264
Devil his due.
1009
01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:24,974
Hell of an organization.
1010
01:08:25,142 --> 01:08:27,477
Say, I got an idea.
1011
01:08:27,645 --> 01:08:28,812
What's that, junior?
1012
01:08:28,979 --> 01:08:30,688
We can hire us a little fella...
1013
01:08:30,856 --> 01:08:32,315
even smaller than Stokes's.
1014
01:08:32,483 --> 01:08:34,734
You slump-shouldered sack of nuts!
1015
01:08:34,902 --> 01:08:37,862
Why, we'd look like a bunch
of Johnny-come-latelys...
1016
01:08:38,030 --> 01:08:40,115
breakin' out our own midget.
1017
01:08:40,282 --> 01:08:41,950
Don't matter how stumpy!
1018
01:08:42,118 --> 01:08:43,701
And that's the goddamn
problem right there.
1019
01:08:43,869 --> 01:08:46,955
People think Stokes
has got fresh ideas.
1020
01:08:47,123 --> 01:08:49,249
He's au courant and
we're the past!
1021
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:51,126
It's a problem of...
1022
01:08:51,293 --> 01:08:52,669
- Perception.
- That's right.
1023
01:08:52,837 --> 01:08:54,462
Reason why he's pulling
our pants down.
1024
01:08:54,630 --> 01:08:55,839
Gonna paddle a little behind.
1025
01:08:56,006 --> 01:08:58,258
Ain't gonna paddle it. Gonna kick it.
Real hard.
1026
01:08:58,425 --> 01:09:00,051
No, I believe he's
gonna paddle it.
1027
01:09:00,219 --> 01:09:02,137
I don't believe that's
a proper description.
1028
01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:04,931
Well, that's how I'd
characterize it.
1029
01:09:05,099 --> 01:09:07,600
I believe it's more of
a kickin' situation.
1030
01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:28,454
God-God forgive me.
1031
01:09:28,622 --> 01:09:33,001
I could not gaze
upon that far shore.
1032
01:09:33,169 --> 01:09:34,252
Pete.
1033
01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:37,213
Hold still!
1034
01:09:37,381 --> 01:09:41,050
Can't... stand much longer.
1035
01:09:41,218 --> 01:09:44,846
It was-it was a
mo-moment of weakness.
1036
01:09:45,014 --> 01:09:46,806
Quit yer babblin', Pete.
We gotta skedaddle.
1037
01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:48,766
That's all I got.
1038
01:09:48,934 --> 01:09:51,686
They lured me out for a bathe...
1039
01:09:51,854 --> 01:09:54,731
and then they dunked me,
trussed me up like a hog...
1040
01:09:54,899 --> 01:09:56,608
and turned me in for the bounty.
1041
01:09:56,775 --> 01:09:57,984
I should have guessed it.
1042
01:09:58,152 --> 01:09:59,235
Typical womanly behavior.
1043
01:09:59,403 --> 01:10:00,737
We're just lucky we left...
1044
01:10:00,905 --> 01:10:01,905
before they came back for us.
1045
01:10:02,072 --> 01:10:03,948
We didn't abandon you, Pete.
1046
01:10:04,116 --> 01:10:06,284
We just thought you was a toad.
1047
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:08,870
No, they never did
turn me into a toad.
1048
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,915
Well, that was our mistake then.
1049
01:10:12,082 --> 01:10:14,459
And we was beat up by
a bible salesman...
1050
01:10:14,627 --> 01:10:17,086
and banished from Woolworths.
1051
01:10:17,254 --> 01:10:18,588
I don't know, Everett.
1052
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:20,381
Was it the one branch
or all of them?
1053
01:10:20,549 --> 01:10:23,384
Well, I ain't had it
easy, either, boys.
1054
01:10:23,552 --> 01:10:29,182
Frankly, uh, well, I...
1055
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:31,768
I spilt my guts
about the treasure.
1056
01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:33,645
Huh?
1057
01:10:33,812 --> 01:10:39,108
I'm awful sorry I
betrayed you, fellas.
1058
01:10:39,276 --> 01:10:41,319
Must be my Hogwallop blood.
1059
01:10:43,739 --> 01:10:45,740
That's all right. Pete.
1060
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,993
Awful white of you to take
it like that, Everett.
1061
01:10:49,161 --> 01:10:51,788
I feel wretched.
1062
01:10:51,956 --> 01:10:55,625
Spoiling your play for a
million dollar point two.
1063
01:10:55,793 --> 01:10:58,795
It's been eatin' at my guts.
1064
01:10:58,963 --> 01:11:01,297
Oh, that's all right.
1065
01:11:03,217 --> 01:11:07,804
You boys are true friends! Ohh!
1066
01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,765
You're my boon companions.
1067
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,767
Pete, I don't want you...
1068
01:11:12,935 --> 01:11:14,894
to beat yourself
up about this, eh?
1069
01:11:15,062 --> 01:11:16,396
I can't help it...
1070
01:11:16,563 --> 01:11:21,067
but that's a-a wonderful
thing to say.
1071
01:11:24,446 --> 01:11:26,239
Yeah.
1072
01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:29,492
Pete, uh...
1073
01:11:29,660 --> 01:11:33,496
the fact of the matter is...
1074
01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:38,543
damn it.
1075
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:39,836
There ain't no treasure.
1076
01:11:43,132 --> 01:11:45,508
Fact of the matter
is there never was.
1077
01:11:45,676 --> 01:11:47,510
But...
1078
01:11:47,678 --> 01:11:52,015
So where's all the money
from the armored car job?
1079
01:11:53,559 --> 01:11:56,769
Never knocked over no armored car.
1080
01:11:56,937 --> 01:12:00,106
Sent up for practicing
law without a license.
1081
01:12:00,274 --> 01:12:01,107
But...
1082
01:12:01,275 --> 01:12:03,026
Damn it, I had to bust out.
1083
01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:05,528
My wife wrote me she
was getting married...
1084
01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:07,488
I gotta stop it.
1085
01:12:07,656 --> 01:12:10,783
I had 2 weeks left on my sentence.
1086
01:12:10,951 --> 01:12:11,826
I couldn't wait 2 weeks.
1087
01:12:11,994 --> 01:12:13,077
She's getting married tomorrow.
1088
01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:16,539
My added time for the escape...
1089
01:12:16,707 --> 01:12:21,461
I don't get out now till 19... 87.
1090
01:12:21,628 --> 01:12:23,463
I am sorry about that.
1091
01:12:23,630 --> 01:12:26,174
I'll be...
1092
01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,635
84 years old.
1093
01:12:29,803 --> 01:12:33,097
I guess they'll tack on
50 years for me, too.
1094
01:12:33,265 --> 01:12:36,225
Boys, we was chained together.
1095
01:12:36,393 --> 01:12:37,727
I had to tell you something.
1096
01:12:37,895 --> 01:12:40,563
Busting out alone
was not an option.
1097
01:12:40,731 --> 01:12:42,273
I'm sorry.
1098
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:46,986
84 years old.
1099
01:12:47,154 --> 01:12:50,281
Well, I'll only be 82.
1100
01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:52,950
You! You ruined my life!
1101
01:12:53,118 --> 01:12:53,951
Unh!
1102
01:12:54,119 --> 01:12:56,454
You ruined my life!
1103
01:12:56,622 --> 01:12:58,748
I do apologize about that, Pete.
1104
01:12:58,916 --> 01:13:01,167
84 years old!
1105
01:13:01,335 --> 01:13:03,294
I'll be going...
1106
01:13:03,462 --> 01:13:05,129
Delmar!
1107
01:13:09,176 --> 01:13:11,427
Now, boys. Boys.
1108
01:14:49,359 --> 01:14:51,486
That's Tommy. They got Tommy.
1109
01:14:55,115 --> 01:14:56,282
Noose.
1110
01:14:59,661 --> 01:15:02,663
Sweet Jesus, we got to save him.
1111
01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:19,013
The color guard.
1112
01:15:45,791 --> 01:15:47,041
Brothers!
1113
01:15:48,335 --> 01:15:51,087
Oh, brothers!
1114
01:15:51,255 --> 01:15:54,423
We have all gathered here...
1115
01:15:54,591 --> 01:15:59,262
to preserve our hallowed
culture and heritage...
1116
01:15:59,429 --> 01:16:01,514
from intrusion...
1117
01:16:01,682 --> 01:16:03,516
inclusion...
1118
01:16:03,684 --> 01:16:05,434
and dilution...
1119
01:16:05,602 --> 01:16:08,437
of color, of creed...
1120
01:16:08,605 --> 01:16:10,773
and of our old-time religion.
1121
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:15,444
We aim to pull evil
up by the root...
1122
01:16:15,612 --> 01:16:17,738
before it chokes out...
1123
01:16:17,906 --> 01:16:21,784
the flower of our
culture and heritage.
1124
01:16:21,952 --> 01:16:22,785
And our women.
1125
01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:25,788
Let's not forget those
ladies, y'all...
1126
01:16:25,956 --> 01:16:28,916
looking to us for protection...
1127
01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:30,376
from darkies...
1128
01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:31,961
from jews...
1129
01:16:32,129 --> 01:16:33,921
from papists...
1130
01:16:34,089 --> 01:16:36,090
and from all those
smart-ass folks...
1131
01:16:36,258 --> 01:16:39,969
say we come descended
from monkeys.
1132
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:42,096
That's not my culture
and heritage.
1133
01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:43,306
Yes!
1134
01:16:43,473 --> 01:16:44,974
Is that your culture and heritage?
1135
01:16:45,142 --> 01:16:47,351
No!
1136
01:16:47,519 --> 01:16:50,187
And so...
1137
01:16:50,355 --> 01:16:52,315
we gonna hang us a Negro.
1138
01:16:52,482 --> 01:16:55,443
Hooray, hooray!
1139
01:17:06,204 --> 01:17:08,080
I ain't never harmed you...
1140
01:17:08,248 --> 01:17:09,665
Neither of you gentlemen.
1141
01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:13,794
Uh...
1142
01:17:30,395 --> 01:17:31,604
Mm-hmm.
1143
01:17:33,273 --> 01:17:34,982
I ain't never harmed nobody.
1144
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:39,904
Hey, hey, Tommy.
1145
01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,197
Huh?
1146
01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:43,282
Tommy, we come to rescue you.
1147
01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:45,618
That's mighty kind of you boys...
1148
01:17:45,786 --> 01:17:49,038
but I don't think nothing's
going to save me now.
1149
01:17:49,206 --> 01:17:53,209
The devil's come to
collect his due.
1150
01:17:53,377 --> 01:17:55,378
Don't be crazy, Tommy.
1151
01:17:55,545 --> 01:17:57,380
You don't want to get hanged.
1152
01:17:57,547 --> 01:17:59,715
Well, nah, I don't reckon I do...
1153
01:17:59,883 --> 01:18:02,468
but that's the way it
seems to be working out.
1154
01:18:05,389 --> 01:18:07,139
Listen, Tommy, I got a plan.
1155
01:18:10,268 --> 01:18:11,644
No!
1156
01:18:17,526 --> 01:18:18,818
The color guard is colored.
1157
01:18:20,904 --> 01:18:22,154
Who made them the color guard?
1158
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:28,202
Run, boys!
1159
01:18:32,457 --> 01:18:34,667
Whoa!
1160
01:18:34,835 --> 01:18:35,960
No, no, son!
1161
01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:41,215
Can't let that flag
touch the ground!
1162
01:18:47,764 --> 01:18:49,014
Ooh.
1163
01:18:50,308 --> 01:18:51,350
Heh heh.
1164
01:19:07,242 --> 01:19:08,701
Leave me alone. Get
your hands off me.
1165
01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:12,079
I can do this myself.
Get away from me.
1166
01:19:12,247 --> 01:19:14,749
I'm saying we should
hire this man away.
1167
01:19:14,916 --> 01:19:15,791
That's a good idea, Pappy.
1168
01:19:15,959 --> 01:19:16,792
Hell of an idea.
1169
01:19:16,960 --> 01:19:17,793
Can't beat 'em. Join 'em.
1170
01:19:17,961 --> 01:19:19,712
Have him join us.
Run our campaign...
1171
01:19:19,880 --> 01:19:20,838
instead of that egghead's.
1172
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:23,048
Enticements of power,
wealth, et cetera.
1173
01:19:23,216 --> 01:19:25,301
No one says no to Pappy O'Daniel.
1174
01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:26,385
Oh, gracious, no...
1175
01:19:26,553 --> 01:19:27,803
Not with his blandishments.
1176
01:19:27,971 --> 01:19:28,971
And powers of persuasion.
1177
01:19:29,139 --> 01:19:30,306
What's his name again?
1178
01:19:30,474 --> 01:19:31,307
The campaign manager?
1179
01:19:31,475 --> 01:19:32,308
Yes.
1180
01:19:32,476 --> 01:19:33,309
Waldrip.
1181
01:19:33,477 --> 01:19:34,310
Vernon Waldrip.
1182
01:19:34,478 --> 01:19:35,311
Vernon T. Waldrip.
1183
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:36,395
Hmm.
1184
01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:45,362
It's an invitation-only affair.
1185
01:19:45,530 --> 01:19:46,489
We'll have to sneak in...
1186
01:19:46,656 --> 01:19:47,531
through the service entrance.
1187
01:19:47,699 --> 01:19:48,532
Hold on.
1188
01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,201
Wait a minute.
1189
01:19:50,368 --> 01:19:52,703
Who elected you leader
of this outfit?
1190
01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,080
Since we've been
following your lead...
1191
01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:57,082
we got nothing but trouble.
1192
01:19:57,250 --> 01:20:00,044
I've gotten this close
to being strung up...
1193
01:20:00,212 --> 01:20:03,380
and consumed in a fire
and whipped no end...
1194
01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:05,382
and sunstroked and soggied.
1195
01:20:05,550 --> 01:20:07,051
And turned into a frog.
1196
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:08,761
He wasn't turned into a frog.
1197
01:20:08,929 --> 01:20:11,889
Almost loved up, though.
1198
01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:17,102
So, you're against me now, too?
1199
01:20:17,270 --> 01:20:18,687
Is that how it is, boys?
1200
01:20:20,941 --> 01:20:23,067
The whole world...
1201
01:20:23,235 --> 01:20:25,194
and God almighty...
1202
01:20:25,362 --> 01:20:26,612
Now you?
1203
01:20:30,534 --> 01:20:32,576
I guess I deserve it.
1204
01:20:34,579 --> 01:20:36,372
Boys...
1205
01:20:36,540 --> 01:20:40,209
I know that I made some
tactical mistakes...
1206
01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:41,794
but if you just stick with me...
1207
01:20:41,962 --> 01:20:43,587
I got a plan. Believe me. Boys...
1208
01:20:43,755 --> 01:20:45,548
we can fix this thing...
1209
01:20:45,715 --> 01:20:46,590
and I can get my wife back...
1210
01:20:46,758 --> 01:20:47,675
and we can get out of here.
1211
01:20:52,264 --> 01:20:55,432
Goddamn disgrace!
1212
01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:58,060
Made a travesty of
the entire evening.
1213
01:20:58,228 --> 01:20:59,311
Ohh.
1214
01:20:59,479 --> 01:21:02,231
What I wouldn't give to get
ahold of those agitators.
1215
01:21:02,399 --> 01:21:04,191
I mean, whoever heard
of such behavior...
1216
01:21:04,359 --> 01:21:06,068
even amongst the colored?
1217
01:21:06,236 --> 01:21:07,194
Or mulattos, maybe.
1218
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,613
I suspect some miscegenation
in their heritage.
1219
01:21:09,781 --> 01:21:11,073
How else you going to explain it?
1220
01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:13,576
Using a confederate
flag as a missile...
1221
01:21:13,743 --> 01:21:16,245
Crazy! No one's ever
going to believe...
1222
01:21:16,413 --> 01:21:17,413
we're a real band.
1223
01:21:17,581 --> 01:21:18,539
No. It's going to work.
1224
01:21:18,707 --> 01:21:20,541
I just got to get close
enough to talk to her.
1225
01:21:20,709 --> 01:21:21,834
Taking off with us has
got more future...
1226
01:21:22,002 --> 01:21:23,627
than marrying some
guy named Waldrip.
1227
01:21:23,795 --> 01:21:25,462
I'm goddamn bona fide.
1228
01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:26,922
I got the answers.
1229
01:21:27,090 --> 01:21:28,382
Everett, my beard itches.
1230
01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:36,056
Hey. Hey.
1231
01:21:41,563 --> 01:21:44,189
"In the Jailhouse Now," fellers...
1232
01:21:44,357 --> 01:21:46,233
neighborhood of "B."
1233
01:21:52,032 --> 01:21:54,074
Psst!
1234
01:21:54,242 --> 01:21:55,075
Penny.
1235
01:21:55,243 --> 01:21:57,912
Ahem.
1236
01:21:58,079 --> 01:21:59,580
It's me.
1237
01:22:01,082 --> 01:22:02,041
No.
1238
01:22:03,710 --> 01:22:05,169
Honey, honey.
1239
01:22:19,184 --> 01:22:22,144
We're leaving the state.
1240
01:22:22,312 --> 01:22:23,979
Pursuing opportunities
in another venue.
1241
01:22:24,147 --> 01:22:26,315
I got big plans.
1242
01:22:26,483 --> 01:22:27,775
Not minstrels... this
here's just a dodge.
1243
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:29,276
I'm going to be a dentist.
1244
01:22:29,444 --> 01:22:32,863
I know this guy who'll
print me up a license.
1245
01:23:14,030 --> 01:23:16,365
Why, that is an
improper suggestion.
1246
01:23:16,533 --> 01:23:18,575
I-I-l can't switch sides...
1247
01:23:18,743 --> 01:23:21,704
in the middle of a campaign...
1248
01:23:21,871 --> 01:23:25,374
Especially to work for a
man who lacks moral fiber.
1249
01:23:25,542 --> 01:23:26,834
Moral fiber?
1250
01:23:27,002 --> 01:23:28,919
Why, you little
pasty-face sumbitch.
1251
01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:30,754
I invented moral fiber.
1252
01:23:30,922 --> 01:23:32,089
Pappy O'Daniel was displaying...
1253
01:23:32,257 --> 01:23:33,382
rectitude and high-mindedness...
1254
01:23:33,550 --> 01:23:35,300
when that egghead you work for...
1255
01:23:35,468 --> 01:23:36,885
was still messing his drawers.
1256
01:23:37,053 --> 01:23:38,345
Psst! Honey.
1257
01:23:38,513 --> 01:23:39,888
Go away.
1258
01:23:40,056 --> 01:23:42,558
I want to be what you
want me to be, honey.
1259
01:23:42,726 --> 01:23:44,226
I want you and the
gals to come with me.
1260
01:23:44,394 --> 01:23:45,602
What. Dear?
1261
01:23:50,775 --> 01:23:54,278
What are you doing here, Pappy?
1262
01:23:54,446 --> 01:23:55,279
Well, I guess someone let on...
1263
01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:56,572
we was giving out liquor.
1264
01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:57,698
Yeah, well. You'll be laughing...
1265
01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,742
out the other side of
your face come November.
1266
01:23:59,909 --> 01:24:01,702
Pappy O'Daniel will
be laughing then.
1267
01:24:01,870 --> 01:24:03,579
Not out the other side of his face.
Though.
1268
01:24:03,747 --> 01:24:05,622
Oh, no, no, no. Just
the regular side.
1269
01:24:19,137 --> 01:24:20,721
They're my daughters, too, Penny.
1270
01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:24,308
Ain't you ever heard
of amor fidelis?
1271
01:24:53,088 --> 01:24:55,839
Hot damn! It's the
Soggy Bottom Boys!
1272
01:25:20,365 --> 01:25:22,074
Oh!
1273
01:25:23,785 --> 01:25:25,786
Whoo!
1274
01:25:35,296 --> 01:25:36,505
Holy moley!
1275
01:25:36,673 --> 01:25:37,840
These boys are a hit.
1276
01:25:38,007 --> 01:25:40,509
But, Pappy, they's integrated.
1277
01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:43,053
Wait a minute.
1278
01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:45,722
Well, I guess folks don't
mind they's integrated.
1279
01:25:45,890 --> 01:25:48,183
You's miscegenated.
1280
01:25:48,351 --> 01:25:50,310
All you boys is miscegenated!
1281
01:25:50,478 --> 01:25:51,520
Give me the microphone!
1282
01:25:51,688 --> 01:25:54,940
Give me the microphone!
Give me the microphone!
1283
01:25:55,108 --> 01:25:57,192
These boys is not white.
1284
01:25:57,360 --> 01:25:58,735
These boys is not white.
1285
01:25:58,903 --> 01:26:00,529
Hell, they ain't even old-timey.
1286
01:26:00,697 --> 01:26:03,282
Look, I happen to know,
ladies and gentlemen...
1287
01:26:03,449 --> 01:26:05,200
that this band of
miscreants here...
1288
01:26:05,368 --> 01:26:06,326
this very evening...
1289
01:26:06,494 --> 01:26:08,245
interfered with a lynch mob...
1290
01:26:08,413 --> 01:26:11,999
in the performance of its duties.
1291
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:13,625
Oh, yeah, it's true.
1292
01:26:13,793 --> 01:26:16,378
See, I belong to a
certain secret society.
1293
01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:19,673
I don't believe I got to
mention its name, you know?
1294
01:26:19,841 --> 01:26:22,342
Let 'em play! Go on!
1295
01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:23,969
Hmm.
1296
01:26:24,137 --> 01:26:26,096
And these boys here...
1297
01:26:26,264 --> 01:26:28,307
they trampled all over our
venerated observances...
1298
01:26:28,474 --> 01:26:29,474
and rituals.
1299
01:26:29,642 --> 01:26:33,145
Now, this here music
is over, all right?
1300
01:26:33,313 --> 01:26:34,938
And I have-No! Hey!
1301
01:26:35,106 --> 01:26:37,733
Hey, I ain't... listen to me.
1302
01:26:37,901 --> 01:26:39,985
Folks, listen to me. I...
1303
01:26:40,153 --> 01:26:43,363
These boys desecrated
a fiery cross.
1304
01:26:44,741 --> 01:26:46,909
We was all havin' a good time!
1305
01:26:47,076 --> 01:26:48,535
And they's convicts, folks...
1306
01:26:48,703 --> 01:26:51,163
Fugitives escaped off the farm.
1307
01:26:51,331 --> 01:26:53,707
Now, folks, these boys
got to be remanded...
1308
01:26:53,875 --> 01:26:55,250
to the authorities.
1309
01:26:55,418 --> 01:26:56,460
Criminals!
1310
01:26:56,628 --> 01:26:59,379
And I have it from the
highest authority...
1311
01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:02,674
that that Negro sold
his soul to the devil!
1312
01:27:02,842 --> 01:27:04,468
Ohh!
1313
01:27:04,636 --> 01:27:05,761
Wait, wait, wait a
minute, now, folks.
1314
01:27:05,929 --> 01:27:07,804
No! It's true!
1315
01:27:07,972 --> 01:27:09,932
It's true.
1316
01:27:10,099 --> 01:27:11,350
Wait a minute. Wait
a minute, folks.
1317
01:27:11,517 --> 01:27:14,728
Is you is, or is you
ain't my constituency?
1318
01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:15,938
No!
1319
01:27:16,105 --> 01:27:17,439
Is you is, or is you ain't...
1320
01:27:17,607 --> 01:27:18,732
my constituency?
1321
01:27:18,900 --> 01:27:21,068
No!
1322
01:27:22,654 --> 01:27:23,904
Is you is...
1323
01:27:24,072 --> 01:27:26,990
Is you is, or is you ain't...
1324
01:27:27,158 --> 01:27:28,533
My constituency?
1325
01:27:28,701 --> 01:27:31,203
Oh, come on, folks.
1326
01:27:31,371 --> 01:27:32,955
No. It's Homer now.
1327
01:27:33,122 --> 01:27:35,290
Come on. I'm a friend
of the little man.
1328
01:27:35,458 --> 01:27:37,084
- Ha ha ha ha!
- Waah!
1329
01:27:46,594 --> 01:27:48,178
This is not fair!
1330
01:27:48,346 --> 01:27:49,930
Hey! Come on!
1331
01:27:53,059 --> 01:27:53,934
Come on, now, folks...
1332
01:27:54,102 --> 01:27:55,727
we got a little
misunderstanding here.
1333
01:27:55,895 --> 01:27:57,187
Goddamn!
1334
01:28:35,893 --> 01:28:38,228
Goddamn! Opportunity knocks.
1335
01:28:39,814 --> 01:28:42,024
Get out of my way!
1336
01:29:10,219 --> 01:29:11,386
That's fine.
1337
01:29:11,554 --> 01:29:12,554
That's fine!
1338
01:29:16,851 --> 01:29:19,436
Ladies and gentlemens...
1339
01:29:19,604 --> 01:29:22,022
here and listening at home...
1340
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,400
the great state of Mississippi...
1341
01:29:25,568 --> 01:29:27,569
Pappy O'Daniel, governor...
1342
01:29:27,737 --> 01:29:29,988
Wants to thank the
Soggy Bottom Boys...
1343
01:29:30,156 --> 01:29:32,032
for that wonderful performance.
1344
01:29:36,037 --> 01:29:38,205
And it looks like...
1345
01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:40,415
the only man in
this great state...
1346
01:29:40,583 --> 01:29:42,125
who ain't a music lover...
1347
01:29:42,293 --> 01:29:44,753
is my esteemed opponent
in the upcoming...
1348
01:29:44,921 --> 01:29:47,005
Homer Stokes.
1349
01:29:47,173 --> 01:29:48,799
Yeah, well. There ain't
no accounting for taste.
1350
01:29:50,301 --> 01:29:51,802
He sounded to me like
he was harboring...
1351
01:29:51,969 --> 01:29:53,470
some kind of hateful grudge...
1352
01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:55,347
against the Soggy Bottom Boys...
1353
01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:58,100
on account of their
rough and rowdy past.
1354
01:29:59,268 --> 01:30:00,102
Looks like-
1355
01:30:00,269 --> 01:30:01,603
Looks like...
1356
01:30:01,771 --> 01:30:03,355
Homer Stokes is the
kind of fellow...
1357
01:30:03,523 --> 01:30:05,273
wants to cast the first stone.
1358
01:30:06,692 --> 01:30:08,777
Well, I'm with you, folks.
1359
01:30:08,945 --> 01:30:11,113
I'm a forgive and
forget Christian...
1360
01:30:11,280 --> 01:30:14,783
and I say if their
rambunctiousness...
1361
01:30:14,951 --> 01:30:18,036
and misdemeanoring
is behind them...
1362
01:30:18,204 --> 01:30:19,371
It is, ain't it, boys?
1363
01:30:19,539 --> 01:30:21,289
Yes, sir, it is.
1364
01:30:21,457 --> 01:30:23,417
Well, then. I say...
1365
01:30:23,584 --> 01:30:26,002
by the power vested in me...
1366
01:30:26,170 --> 01:30:29,089
these boys is hereby pardoned.
1367
01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:34,553
And furthermore...
1368
01:30:35,888 --> 01:30:38,807
in the second Pappy
O'Daniel administration...
1369
01:30:38,975 --> 01:30:42,310
these boys is going to
be in my brain trust.
1370
01:30:47,358 --> 01:30:48,650
What's that mean, Everett?
1371
01:30:48,818 --> 01:30:51,403
Well, Delmar, it means
that you and me...
1372
01:30:51,571 --> 01:30:52,946
and Pete and Tommy
are going to be...
1373
01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:55,449
the power behind the
throne, so to speak.
1374
01:30:55,616 --> 01:30:58,243
Oh, okay.
1375
01:30:58,411 --> 01:31:00,162
So, without further ado...
1376
01:31:00,329 --> 01:31:03,206
and by way of endorsing
my candidacy...
1377
01:31:03,374 --> 01:31:05,000
the Soggy Bottom Boys...
1378
01:31:05,168 --> 01:31:06,835
is going to lead us
all in a chorus...
1379
01:31:07,003 --> 01:31:09,379
of "You Are My Sunshine."
1380
01:31:10,673 --> 01:31:11,840
Ain't you, boys?
1381
01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:14,718
Governor. It's one
of our favorites.
1382
01:31:14,886 --> 01:31:16,678
Son...
1383
01:31:16,846 --> 01:31:19,473
you're going to go far.
1384
01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:46,249
I guess Vernon T. Waldrip...
1385
01:31:46,417 --> 01:31:48,376
is gonna be going on relief.
1386
01:31:48,544 --> 01:31:51,421
Maybe I can throw a little
patronage his way...
1387
01:31:51,589 --> 01:31:52,964
Get him a job digging ditches...
1388
01:31:53,132 --> 01:31:54,633
or rounding up stray dogs.
1389
01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:57,219
So, is the marriage off,
then, Miss Wharvey?
1390
01:31:57,386 --> 01:31:58,512
It's McGill.
1391
01:31:58,679 --> 01:32:01,223
No. The marriage will
take place as planned.
1392
01:32:01,390 --> 01:32:03,308
With a little change of cast.
1393
01:32:03,476 --> 01:32:05,644
Me and the little lady are
going to pick up the pieces...
1394
01:32:05,811 --> 01:32:08,980
and retie the knot,
mixaphorically speaking.
1395
01:32:09,148 --> 01:32:11,566
You boys are invited, of course.
1396
01:32:11,734 --> 01:32:13,527
Hell, you're the best men.
1397
01:32:13,694 --> 01:32:14,986
I already got the rings.
1398
01:32:16,155 --> 01:32:17,239
Where's your ring, honey?
1399
01:32:17,406 --> 01:32:19,908
I ain't worn it since our
divorce came through.
1400
01:32:20,076 --> 01:32:22,077
It must still be in the
roll-top in the old cabin.
1401
01:32:22,245 --> 01:32:23,620
Never thought I'd need it.
1402
01:32:23,788 --> 01:32:25,830
Vernon bought one
encrusted with jewels.
1403
01:32:25,998 --> 01:32:28,250
Now's the time to buy
it off him cheap.
1404
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,419
We ain't getting
married with his ring.
1405
01:32:31,587 --> 01:32:33,255
You said you'd changed.
1406
01:32:33,422 --> 01:32:34,756
Honey, it's just an
old pewter thing.
1407
01:32:34,924 --> 01:32:35,924
Ain't going to be no wedding.
1408
01:32:36,092 --> 01:32:37,717
It's just a symbol, honey.
1409
01:32:37,885 --> 01:32:38,718
No wedding.
1410
01:32:38,886 --> 01:32:40,428
We'll go fetch it
with you, Everett.
1411
01:32:40,596 --> 01:32:42,222
It's just a... Shut up, Delmar.
1412
01:32:42,390 --> 01:32:43,431
It's just a symbol.
1413
01:32:43,599 --> 01:32:47,185
I've spoken my piece
and counted to 3.
1414
01:32:47,353 --> 01:32:48,520
She counted to 3.
1415
01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:51,273
Goddamn it.
1416
01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:52,983
She counted to 3.
1417
01:32:53,150 --> 01:32:54,401
Son of a bitch!
1418
01:32:54,569 --> 01:32:57,112
You have any idea how
far that cabin is?
1419
01:33:13,921 --> 01:33:15,255
George?
1420
01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:17,173
Hello, boys!
1421
01:33:17,341 --> 01:33:18,717
Well, these little men...
1422
01:33:18,884 --> 01:33:21,595
finally caught up with the
criminal of the century.
1423
01:33:21,762 --> 01:33:23,972
Looks like the chair
for George Nelson.
1424
01:33:24,140 --> 01:33:26,891
Yup, gonna electrify me.
1425
01:33:27,059 --> 01:33:29,561
I'm going to go off
like a Roman candle.
1426
01:33:29,729 --> 01:33:30,770
Ha ha ha!
1427
01:33:30,938 --> 01:33:32,188
20,000 volts...
1428
01:33:32,356 --> 01:33:34,441
chasing a rabbit
through yours truly.
1429
01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:35,817
Gol damn...
1430
01:33:35,985 --> 01:33:38,445
gonna suck all the power
right out of the state.
1431
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:41,114
Gonna shoot sparks out
the top of my head...
1432
01:33:41,282 --> 01:33:43,283
and lightning from my fingertips!
1433
01:33:43,451 --> 01:33:45,118
I'm George Nelson...
1434
01:33:45,286 --> 01:33:47,912
and I'm feeling 10 feet tall!
1435
01:33:48,080 --> 01:33:51,708
Looks like George is
right back on top again.
1436
01:33:53,085 --> 01:33:54,461
Cow killer!
1437
01:34:07,516 --> 01:34:09,017
Well, at least you
boys get to see...
1438
01:34:09,185 --> 01:34:11,519
the ancestral manse...
1439
01:34:11,687 --> 01:34:14,064
The home where I spent
so many a happy day...
1440
01:34:14,231 --> 01:34:16,149
in the bosom of my family...
1441
01:34:16,317 --> 01:34:17,859
refugin', if you will...
1442
01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,653
With a mighty oak
tree out front...
1443
01:34:19,820 --> 01:34:22,739
and a happy little
tire swing on it.
1444
01:34:27,703 --> 01:34:31,164
Where's the happy
little tire swing?
1445
01:34:33,250 --> 01:34:36,419
End of the road, boys.
1446
01:34:36,587 --> 01:34:37,545
No. Wait a minute.
1447
01:34:37,713 --> 01:34:38,755
Let's go. Boys.
1448
01:34:38,923 --> 01:34:40,298
It's had its twists and turns.
1449
01:34:40,466 --> 01:34:43,510
Now it deposits you here.
1450
01:34:43,678 --> 01:34:44,928
Wait a minute.
1451
01:34:45,096 --> 01:34:46,554
You have eluded fate...
1452
01:34:46,722 --> 01:34:48,473
and you have eluded me...
1453
01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:50,725
for the last time.
1454
01:34:50,893 --> 01:34:52,394
Tie their hands, boys.
1455
01:34:52,561 --> 01:34:53,895
You can't do this, now.
1456
01:34:54,063 --> 01:34:56,940
Didn't know you'd be
bringing a friend.
1457
01:34:57,108 --> 01:34:59,109
He'll just have to
wait his turn...
1458
01:34:59,276 --> 01:35:01,236
share one of your graves.
1459
01:35:01,404 --> 01:35:02,529
You can't do this.
1460
01:35:02,697 --> 01:35:04,906
We just got pardoned by
the governor hisself.
1461
01:35:05,074 --> 01:35:06,700
It went out on the radio.
1462
01:35:08,244 --> 01:35:09,160
Is that right?
1463
01:35:12,039 --> 01:35:14,499
Well, we ain't got a radio.
1464
01:35:17,086 --> 01:35:18,837
God have mercy.
1465
01:35:42,528 --> 01:35:44,154
It ain't fittin'.
1466
01:35:44,321 --> 01:35:45,655
It ain't the law.
1467
01:35:45,823 --> 01:35:47,407
The law?
1468
01:35:49,326 --> 01:35:52,537
The law is a human institution.
1469
01:35:59,587 --> 01:36:02,589
Perhaps you should start
making your prayers.
1470
01:36:16,353 --> 01:36:18,062
Oh, my God.
1471
01:36:18,230 --> 01:36:19,105
Everett?
1472
01:36:20,941 --> 01:36:24,527
Tommy, I'm sorry we
got you into this.
1473
01:36:24,695 --> 01:36:26,905
Good Lord...
1474
01:36:27,072 --> 01:36:28,531
what do we do?
1475
01:36:38,501 --> 01:36:41,461
Oh, Lord...
1476
01:36:41,629 --> 01:36:42,754
please look down and recognize...
1477
01:36:42,922 --> 01:36:44,964
us poor sinners.
1478
01:36:48,093 --> 01:36:50,220
Please, Lord.
1479
01:36:50,387 --> 01:36:54,349
I just want to see
my daughters again.
1480
01:36:54,517 --> 01:36:58,686
I've been separated from
my family for so long.
1481
01:36:58,854 --> 01:37:00,104
I know I've been
guilty of pride...
1482
01:37:00,272 --> 01:37:02,065
and sharp dealing.
1483
01:37:02,233 --> 01:37:04,526
I'm sorry that I
turned my back on you.
1484
01:37:04,693 --> 01:37:07,654
Forgive me.
1485
01:37:07,822 --> 01:37:10,740
We're helpless, Lord.
1486
01:37:10,908 --> 01:37:12,534
For the sake of my family.
1487
01:37:12,701 --> 01:37:14,536
For Tommy's sake.
1488
01:37:14,703 --> 01:37:16,746
For Delmar's and Pete's.
1489
01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:22,043
Let me see my daughters
again, Lord.
1490
01:37:24,046 --> 01:37:26,798
Help us, please.
1491
01:39:39,807 --> 01:39:41,683
Ahh. Ahh.
1492
01:39:41,850 --> 01:39:43,643
A miracle.
1493
01:39:43,811 --> 01:39:45,019
It was a miracle!
1494
01:39:45,187 --> 01:39:46,646
Delmar, don't be ignorant.
1495
01:39:46,814 --> 01:39:48,272
I told you they was
flooding this valley.
1496
01:39:48,440 --> 01:39:49,941
No! That ain't it!
1497
01:39:50,109 --> 01:39:52,026
We prayed to God and he pitied us!
1498
01:39:52,194 --> 01:39:53,695
Well, it never fails.
1499
01:39:53,862 --> 01:39:55,697
Once again, you two
hayseeds are showin'
1500
01:39:55,864 --> 01:39:57,573
how much you want for intellect.
1501
01:39:57,741 --> 01:39:59,075
There's a perfectly
scientific explanation...
1502
01:39:59,243 --> 01:40:00,201
for what just happened.
1503
01:40:00,369 --> 01:40:02,203
That ain't the tune
you was singin'...
1504
01:40:02,371 --> 01:40:04,038
back there at the gallows!
1505
01:40:04,206 --> 01:40:05,957
Well, any human being
will cast about...
1506
01:40:06,125 --> 01:40:07,291
in a moment of stress.
1507
01:40:07,459 --> 01:40:10,253
No, the fact is, they're
flooding this valley...
1508
01:40:10,421 --> 01:40:12,505
so they can hydroelectric
up the whole durn state.
1509
01:40:12,673 --> 01:40:16,134
Yes, sir, the South
is gonna change.
1510
01:40:16,301 --> 01:40:17,635
Everything's gonna be
put on electricity...
1511
01:40:17,803 --> 01:40:19,679
and run on a paying basis.
1512
01:40:19,847 --> 01:40:21,389
Out with the old
spiritual mumbo jumbo...
1513
01:40:21,557 --> 01:40:23,766
the superstitions, and
the backward ways.
1514
01:40:23,934 --> 01:40:25,727
We're gonna see a
brave new world...
1515
01:40:25,894 --> 01:40:27,729
where they run everybody a wire...
1516
01:40:27,896 --> 01:40:29,230
and hook us all up to a grid.
1517
01:40:29,398 --> 01:40:31,774
Yes, sir, a veritable
age of reason.
1518
01:40:31,942 --> 01:40:33,317
Like the one they had in France.
1519
01:40:33,485 --> 01:40:35,486
Not a moment too soon.
1520
01:40:40,117 --> 01:40:43,202
Not a moment too soon.
1521
01:40:44,580 --> 01:40:46,080
Hey, there's Tommy.
1522
01:40:46,248 --> 01:40:48,166
Tommy, what you ridin' there?
1523
01:40:49,209 --> 01:40:52,336
Unh! Whoa.
1524
01:40:52,504 --> 01:40:54,422
Roll-top desk.
1525
01:41:03,807 --> 01:41:06,517
"All's well that ends
well." some poet said.
1526
01:41:06,685 --> 01:41:08,186
That's right, honey.
1527
01:41:08,353 --> 01:41:10,313
Don't mind telling you
I'm awful pleased...
1528
01:41:10,481 --> 01:41:13,941
my adventuring days
have come to an end.
1529
01:41:14,109 --> 01:41:16,611
Time for this old boy
to enjoy some repose.
1530
01:41:16,779 --> 01:41:18,279
That's good, honey.
1531
01:41:18,447 --> 01:41:20,531
You were right about
that ring, too.
1532
01:41:20,699 --> 01:41:23,993
Any other wedding
band wouldn't do.
1533
01:41:24,161 --> 01:41:25,703
This here was fore-ordained.
1534
01:41:25,871 --> 01:41:27,705
Fate was a-smilin' on me.
1535
01:41:27,873 --> 01:41:29,624
That's not my ring.
1536
01:41:29,792 --> 01:41:31,918
What? Not your ring?
1537
01:41:32,086 --> 01:41:33,669
That's one of Aunt Hurlene's.
1538
01:41:33,837 --> 01:41:35,171
You said it was in
the roll-top desk.
1539
01:41:35,339 --> 01:41:36,756
I said I thought it was
in the roll-top desk.
1540
01:41:36,924 --> 01:41:37,799
No, you said...
1541
01:41:37,966 --> 01:41:39,383
Or under the mattress.
1542
01:41:39,551 --> 01:41:41,469
Or maybe in my chifforobe.
I don't know.
1543
01:41:41,637 --> 01:41:44,347
Well, I'm sorry, honey.
1544
01:41:44,515 --> 01:41:45,973
We need that ring.
1545
01:41:46,141 --> 01:41:48,684
That ring is at the bottom
of a pretty durn big lake.
1546
01:41:48,852 --> 01:41:49,977
Uh-uh.
1547
01:41:50,145 --> 01:41:51,479
A 9,000-hectare lake.
1548
01:41:51,647 --> 01:41:53,981
I don't care if it's 90.000.
That lake was not my doing.
1549
01:41:54,149 --> 01:41:55,233
Of course not, honey...
1550
01:41:55,400 --> 01:41:56,651
I counted to 3, honey.
1551
01:41:56,819 --> 01:41:58,152
No, wait, honey.
1552
01:41:58,320 --> 01:42:00,780
Finding one little
ring in the middle...
1553
01:42:00,948 --> 01:42:02,907
of all that water is one
hell of a heroic task!
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