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(computer notification chimes)

What is this thing
you've just sent me?

Oh, it's really cool.
It's a picture of the

most relaxing meadow
you've ever seen.

Idiot.

I know what this is.

It's supposed to lull
me into a sense of calm

and then a ghoul pops
up and scares me.

Why would I do that?

Dwight, of all people, I
know that you're unscareable.

Damn right I am.

Oh. Hello, relaxing meadow.

I'm so relaxed and calm
looking at you right now.

(man screaming)

Oh, no. A scary
ghoul just popped up.

I'm so scared. I'm so scared.

Really? Is this the
best you could...

Jim?

[Jim] How are you?

(yells) Okay?

(Stanley chuckling)
(Stanley clapping)

Hm-mm. That is
the best I can do.

(bright upbeat music)

(door knocking)

Welcome to the adventures
of Oscar Martinez,

Hispanic gay accountant!

Dah, dah, dah!

Here are our final
actual costs for this year.

Hmm! Okay.

[Oscar] As you can see,
we did pretty well, so.

Yes. Yes, I can see
that we did indeed.

Why don't you explain this to me

like I am an eight-year-old?

All right, well, this
is the overall budget

for this fiscal year
along the X-axis.

- Yes.
- Right there.

There's the X axix.

You can see clearly on this page

that we have a
surplus of $4,300.

Hm-mm. Okay.

But we have to spend
that by the end of the day

or it will be deducted
from next year's budget.

Why don't you explain
this to me like I'm five?

Your mommy and
daddy gave you $10

to open up a lemonade stand.

So you go out and you buy cups

and you buy lemons
and you buy sugar.

And now you find out
that it only cost you $9.

Oh!

[Oscar] So, you
have an extra dollar.

Yeah.

So, you can give that dollar
back to Mommy and Daddy.

But guess what? Next summer-

I'll be six.

And you ask them for money,
they're gonna give you $9,

'cause that's what they think
it costs to run the stand.

So, what you want to do

is spend that dollar
on something now

so that your parents
think that it costs

$10 to run the lemonade stand.

So, the dollar's a
surplus? This is a surplus?

We have to spend that
$4,300 by the end of the day

or it'll be deducted
from next year's budget.

(whistles) Ooh!

We should spend this
money on a new copier,

which we desperately need.

Okay. Break it
down in terms of...

Um, okay, I think
I'm getting you.

Michael. It's a
simple, obvious decision.

I'm great at
simple and obvious.

Nothing, and I mean nothing
boosts office morale,

like getting stuff.

(door clunking)
Guess what, everybody. (claps)

Christmas has come
early this year.

Oscar, very smartly,

has discovered an extra
$4,300 in the budget.

Thank you, Oscar.

And I have decided
with that money

I am going to buy a new...

Drum roll, please.
(imitating drum rolling)

Can anybody guess?

- New chairs?
- No! A new copier!

- (Michael tapping photocopier)
- All right.

Unless everybody can
agree on something better?

No, no, please.
Please, do not do this.

Yes. Michael, new chairs.

These chairs are terrible.

We were supposed to
get new ones last year.

This is my chair.

(chair rattling)

It was here when I was hired.

It was crappy then and
it's even worse now.

Sometimes to give
myself a break,

I go outside, sit on the ground.

So, we all agree to get
new chairs, then. Good?

[Pam] Good. Yeah, he
said good, I'm good.

Hey, wait a minute.

I think that we should
get "Rock Band."

Oh, yes!

I think it would
be good for morale,

which has been pretty
low since Ryan left.

True dat, Kelly. True dat.

No, listen, we
are a paper company.

How can we take
pride in our jobs

if we have to put our fine
paper in this wretched machine?

Oscar, no.

This is not the time for one
of your principled stands.

Pam, you make more
copies than anyone.

Exactly. That should tell you
how terrible the chairs are.

Okay. Okay, good suggestions.

All good suggestions.

Let's just decide
and agree upon one.

I'm with Pam. Chairs.

All right. So, teams forming.

We should really have the
office's air quality tested.

I mean, we have radon
coming from below.

We have asbestos
in the ceilings.

These are silent killers.

You are the silent killer.

Go back to the annex.

- You'll see.
- Michael.

- Yes.
- I've talked to Meredith,

Stanley, and Jim
about the chairs.

I know they're with me on this.

Actually, I'm
gonna go with copier.

What? Jim.

Ever since Pam and
I started dating, I just feel a

little weird asking her to make
copies for me.

So, I make my own copies.

And that copier sucks.
Let me tell you.

But you know what?

Pam and I don't have
to agree on everything.

Jim, good for you standing
up to Pam like that.

The balls on you, man.

So, Michael,
what do you think?

Ooh! (laughing)

What?

- What do you think?
- Why me?

You have to make the decision.

Wow! Okay.

Well, I swallowed
all your ideas.

I'm going to digest them

and see what comes
out the other end.

Dwight, I'm a little concerned

about some of these
directions to Schrute Farms.

Yeah. Do tell.

I mean, like, "156 paces
from the light red mailbox,

"make a left.

[Dwight] Mm-hmm.

"Walk until you
hear the bee hive."

How could it be more clear?

I think Andy makes
an excellent point.

Okay.

But my biggest concern

is that there's
only one bathroom.

We'll dig a trench.

As long as it's downhill from
the well, we should be fine.

Nana Mimi cannot
squat over some trench.

We're gonna put
out stumps. Come on.

Let's three-way
this little issue

and come to a solution by the
time we get to Schrute Farms.

How's that for a plan?

Which reminds me, we
should probably get going.

Oh, man! I have a stomach
ache all of a sudden. (groans)

I have Tums in my purse.

New plan.

Angela will retrieve
Tums for Dwight's tummy,

and Dwight and I will
troubleshoot the tent.

Change of plans.

I will get some baloney.

We're getting married at
Schrute Farms, no matter what.

I have looked at 12 venues,
I have lost eight deposits,

and I've seen Angela
naked zero times.

I am not losing another deposit.

(door clunking)

I thought you were
gonna put a muzzle

on that singing idiot.

He's not a bad singer.

Yeah, he is pretty
talented, I guess.

And he went to Cornell.

Yeah, well, I provide America

with two of its most beloved
staples, beets and paper.

His family is well connected
in pockets of Connecticut.

- Oh, well.
- And his ancestors

came over on the Mayflower.

Oh, big whoop.

Half my family came
over on a U-boat,

it would've destroyed
the Mayflower.

(Dwight imitating explosion)

Listen to you!
"Destroyed the Mayflower"?

Sorry. Can't
believe I said that.

Angela?
(door slamming)

Hey.

Wedding planning is like...

(groans) Imagine you're
harvesting beats,

and all they do is complain.

"Oh, you're pulling us out
of the ground too soon.

"I don't like the color
hoe you're using."

Just shut up and be delicious!

(door clunking)

Hey!

Hey.

So, um, I've been
thinking about this whole

chair-copier thing and-

[Jim] Mm-hmm.

I really think you
should reconsider.

Oh, Pam, I really
hate that copier.

Yeah, I know.

[Jim] Yeah.

But I really think
you should reconsider.

Beesly, are you
threatening me?

Jim!

Jim, Jim, Jim, I'm
not threatening you.

I love you.

But you should know you're
on very dangerous ground.

All right!

Okay.

Ooh.

I don't think you read
any of my requirements.

- Okay.
- As far as the centerpieces,

I want there to be a fish
bowl with a goldfish in it.

Here's an idea.

Why don't we put piranhas in
the bowls with the goldfish?

Massacre.

- No!
- Water turns red,

and plus the guests
get to see a show.

No, no, I don't wanna see
any blood at my wedding.

(scoffs) I'm gonna have
to change the cake then.

Oh, you guys! (laughs)

This is gonna be so awesome.

No, I know nothing
about wedding planning.

I tried to do some
research once.

Mose and I rented a movie
about a Latino wedding planner

with an enormous can.

The movie was not so good,

but McConaughey was
great, (laughs) as usual.

Hey.

[Pam] Remember you were
gonna get a new chair,

and you were gonna give
your old chair to me?

- Remember that?
- Yes.

- Well, that never happened.
- Michael?

I don't know. I
haven't decided yet.

I'm just gonna
grab some lunch.

Wanna come with?

Really? Absolutely.

Yeah, that would be amazing.

[Jim] Whoa! Are you
guys going to lunch?

- Yes.
- Mind if I join?

Oh, God!

- All right.
- Yeah!

- Let's go.
- Best lunch ever.

- Whoa! (laughs)
- Let's do it.

All right!

- Cool.
- Where are we going?

[Michael] I have no idea.

So, I guess that's how
they're gonna play this.

It is on. (chuckles)

It is so on.

Look, I really need
this new chair.

I mean seriously.

How is it possible
that in five years,

I've had two engagement
rings and only one chair?

(men laughing)

(Michael claps)

- Oh!
- Michael, please stop.

(men laughing)

Michael.

- Oh, man!
- Michael, that is hilarious.

[Michael] Oh! There was
so much egg on my face!

[Oscar] The best.

- Oh. Great food.
- Oh!

Great friends.
Thank you, Michael.

Oh, thank you, guys.

Oh! Oh!

(Michael laughing)

(Jim sighs)

I got you some tiramisu,
so no hard feelings.

- Aw.
- Yeah.

That's cool.

Mm. Good stuff.

(cake thudding)

You look really pretty.

Thank you.

(door knocking)

Yeah?

- Michael?
- Yeah.

[Pam] Hey! You got a second?

[Michael] I do.

Oh, good.

Oh, that must have been so fun.

It was fun. We
had a good time.

Hey, have I told you,
you look really nice today?

Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Is that a new tie?

Um, no. No.

No, I got it at TJ Maxx, $4.

That is amazing!

You think that's good,
check out these pants.

- $9.
- What?

$9. The boys' department.

- No!
- Look at the ass.

Check out the ass.
(Pam clapping)

- No way!
- Look at that.

Oh, oh, oh!

(both chuckling)

Yeah! (laughing)

So, I guess Oscar and Jim
were talking your ear off

about the new copier, huh?

- Yes, they were.
- Yeah.

- They were.
- Here's what I was thinking.

Everyone sits on
a chair every day.

But not everyone-

Sits on a copier.

Or even uses the
copier every day.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, right?

Very valid.

- That's it. (laughs)
- Okay.

Oh, Another thought.

If you go with the new chairs,

maybe I could finally
do that portrait of you.

Oh!

A boss in his new executive
chair. Really dignified.

Or you could do
the portrait of me

sitting on top of a new copier,

and underneath in
really nice cursive,

could be written, "You can't
copy an American original."

Yeah. That is a great thought.

Or the chairs.

- Whatever.
- Okay.

[Pam] All right,
see you later.

- See you.
- Hot-tie guy.

(laughs) Well.

(door clunking)

This is where you'll
have your receiving line.

(door rattling)

Of course, we'll clear
out all the livestock

and hay and such.

Mmm!

Mm. What's that smell?

You're gonna need
to be more specific.

Manure. Get rid of it.

Manure, it covers up the
smell of the slaughterhouse.

Do you have to slaughter
on our wedding day?

You wanna eat, don't you?

Honey, say something.

Uh, Dwight, if we pay extra

can you slaughter the
entrees the day before.

I'll consider it.

See? (claps)
That's how you do it.

We're making progress here.

(manure squelches)

Darn! (laughs)

Six months good luck.

Oh, really? (chuckles)

Wouldn't have thought that.

There's a hose out back.

Okay.

(water splashing)

There is no way that gay
Mike and Broccoli Rob

are having a better
wedding than me.

- Mose.
- Ah!

Did you see that?

Okay.

Michael. I got
you a hot chocolate.

I hope that's okay?

[Michael] Oh,
thank you, my dear.

Wait, Michael, let me
open the door for you.

Oh, well, chivalry
is not dead after all.

Okay.

- There he is.
- There he is.

Hello, hello. Hello.

Good to see you.
Good to see you.

- Hello.
- Mmm!

(hands slapping)

Yeah, yeah!

There's that ass.

[Michael] Hey, hey! Yeah!

Whoo! Yeah, yeah!

Aw, don't take it away.

(laughs) Oh.

Ah. I almost choked.

Everyone is being
so nice to me today

because I have to
make a decision.

Wish I had to make a
decision every day.

Michael, don't be
bashful. Do a magic trick.

- No.
- Yeah.

Come on.

I'm totally not prepared

- to do a magic trick.
- Just one.

Okay. Well, all right.

I have a little
something I could do.

Excuse me.

Now, does anybody
have a handkerchief?

Does it need to be clean?

Oh, wait a second.

Oh!

(all exclaiming)
(Kelly laughing)

I know what Kelly is doing.

She's trying to
butter Michael up.

But I'm also excited
to see the magic.

(Kevin laughs)

And voila!

Wow! Nice!
(all applauding)

- Oh, my God, you are so much.
- Nice. Nice.

You're not like
the other people.

"Chairs, copiers." Boring.

- Boring.
- Hey, you know what?

If you got us "Rock Band,"

I think that might make
you boss of the year.

- Oh.
- Totally.

No, you would.

♪ All I wanna do
is play Rock Band ♪

♪ I got a feeling ♪

Come on, boss.
♪ I'm not the only one ♪

♪ All I wanna do
is play Rock Band ♪

♪ I got a feeling that
it will be lots of fun ♪

When people start
sucking up to you,

it is very easy to
get an inflated ego.

You start to
believe all the hype

people are saying about you

and I am not yet at that point,
but I'm going to get there.

Oh, man! That's good.
(Pam laughing)

That is good. Where is another?

Ah, classic.

You'll love this.

What's Helen Keller's
favorite comedy show?

"Def Comedy Jam."

(all chuckling)
(Michael laughs)

Too soon?

No, no, it's great.

I mean, the last 45 minutes
have been so hilarious,

my cheeks hurt from
laughing so much.

My stomach hurts
from laughing so much.

But I think we'd all agree
that you need time to-

(Michael laughing)

- Michael.
- What?

- You have a big decision, so-
- I know. I know.

I just have a few
more pages left.

I think it would be nice
to get closure on this.

As much as I wanna
hear more jokes

and especially
more racist jokes.

Oh, no, no, no.

Pam, not racist. Tasteless.

None of us wanna
hear any more jokes

until you make a decision?

Oh, no! No, no, no.

I defy you to not
laugh at this joke.

What did Jimmy Connor
say to Billy Jean King?

"Can I borrow your razor?"

Okay.

- It's a thinker.
- I know. All right.

The tribe has spoken.

I will go render my decision.

I will be back anon.

(laughing) This day's
been a lot of fun.

Oh, oh. But you know what?

At some point, the
fun has to end.

A decision needs to be made.

See, that's the thing about fun

that no one ever has
a guts the mention.

It has to end.

And right up here.

Geez. There's a lot of forms.

This will end
indemnify Schrute Farms

against any possible lawsuits.

Okay.

Hi.

(Angela hisses)

Mose, go to your shed.

That's really not
necessary. He loves you.

What do you mean he loves her?

How does he know her?

Mose is a people
person. He loves everyone.

Will he be at the wedding?

Absolutely, he will.

Have you made a decision
on the butter sculpture?

No. I haven't thought of it.

Okay, cow, goat, or
sheep? It's not that hard.

I would like a cat.

Cats don't make butter.

I would like a cow-butter
sculpture of a cat.

That doesn't make any sense.

- I am telling you!
- Yes, it does!

I want a butter

- sculpture of a cat!
- Cow, goat, or sheep?

What is this?

Right? We're all
on the same team.

(manure squelches)

That! Why is that
in the kitchen?

There's a hose out back.

Out back. Great.

That's where I'll be.

(door clunking)

(water trickles)
(Andy sobs)

It's just not how I
pictured it, you know?

It's just there's
(beeps) everywhere

[Michael] Or.

(Michael groans)

(Michael mutters)

You're making me dizzy.

Just make a decision.

Okay.

I don't know. I don't know.

(Michael sighs)

Or...

(Michael groans)

We...

Okay. All right.

I've made my decision.

I'm going with my gut, which
I knew I would do all along.

We are getting a new copier.

(claps) We're
getting new chairs!

- Yes!
- Whoo!

Suck it

Michael, have you
seen that copier?

We're getting a
new copier! Whoo!

I'll be in my office.

Here's another place.

[Angela] It's beautiful.

Hey-oh! (laughs)

So, why don't we try this
out to see what would happen?

Give it a little test
drive. What do you say?

You pretend to be
Angela's father,

you will play Angela, and
I will pretend to be you.

That way you can see what it
looks like when you're up here.

(Andy whistling)

(Andy vocalizing)

(Andy whistling)

Hello. I'm Angela Martin

- and I work with-
- I'm Andy

Dwight.

He doesn't understand
a word you're saying.

What?

Although born just
minutes from here,

he speaks only German.

Closed society.

So, now, after the readings
by all of your sisters,

we will arrive at the vows.

So, Conrad. (speaks
in foreign language)

(Conrad speaks in
foreign language)

And away we go.

This is a little taste of
the ceremony, if you will.

He's explaining why we're here,

what we're doing here,
making introductions.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Then he's gonna have Andy
repeat a bunch of stuff.

He's gonna ask Andy
to produce a ring.

I have now just some
twine for our purposes.

And you will put the
ring on her finger.

Then he's going to ask Andy

if he would like
to marry Angela,

and you will reply, "I do."

And he's gonna ask Angela if
she would like to marry Andy,

to which you will reply-

I do.

And there we go.

(Conrad speaks in
foreign language)

That's just about
it. Man and wife.

(Andy chuckles)

Ah, just get in here, Schrute.

- No.
- Come on.

You Schrute-da-loot. Ah!

And they lived
happily ever after.

(door clunking)

Got a call about
a problem up here.

Did somebody call Hank?

Hank, thank God you're here.

The office is at a crossroads.

So, there's no
security problem?

You know, I hustled
up the stairs.

Yes. I need your sage advice.

Um, Hank is more than
a security guard.

He is our very own
Sir Morgan Freeman.

And everyone,
whatever Hank decides,

that is the decision.

That will resolve this issue.

Yeah. Take as many as you want.

Thank you. Thank you.

You know, it's nice
and warm up here.

Yes.

Well, what are
we talking about?

Okay, well, we have a surplus.

Imagine that your parents

give you money for
a lemonade stand.

I know what a surplus is.

Okay, good. Good.

Well, here's the thing.

Some people want to use the
surplus to buy a new copier,

other people are complaining
about the chairs.

- Is that the copier?
- It is. Yes.

(photocopier hatch clanking)

(photocopier whirring)

- Hmm.
- What?

No, just thinking.
Let me see a chair.

- Okay.
- You can try mine.

[Michael] There we go.

(chair creaking)

Hmm. Not much lumbar support.

Now, everyone bear
in mind, once again,

that whatever Hank says goes.

He is an impartial third party.

On the one hand, this
copier is very old.

You should see some of
the new copiers they have.

You would not
believe what they do.

So the copier?

Well, let me finish.

[Michael] All right. Yes.

Now, the chairs.

The chairs are very weak.

Very weak chairs. I could not
sit all day in this chair.

Well, what should I do?

Let me see the copier again.

All right, get out. Get out.

Dwight, I thought
I knew what I wanted.

And then being here with you

and the German
Mennonite minister, it just all felt right.

I made a mistake picking Andy.

I know you did.

And that's why I have
taken care of everything.

What do you mean?

Well, monkey, he's a real
minister and you said, "I do,"

and I said, "I do," and Andy
wasn't signing a receipt,

he was signing our
marriage certificate

as a witness. (chuckles)

Dwight, that doesn't count!

Yes, of course, it does.

[Angela] No! It doesn't!

It does in the state
of Pennsylvania. (laughs)

- Mrs. Schrute.
- I didn't...

We are not married!

- What?
- Take this thing.

It's not my fault you
don't understand German!

I've been telling you
to take it for years!

Are we leaving or what?

(ball thuds)
Ah!

(photocopier beeping)

Close the DF cover.

The DF cover.

(photocopier beeping).

(photocopier whirring)

You might wanna
consider changing teams

because we would
love to have you.

No, copier's great.

[Jim] Yeah?

Yeah! I have my copies.

[Jim] There they are.

(paper ripping)

And I have my original.

You got it.

- So suck it.
- Okay.

Are you just gonna leave
the other half in there

for the next person?

[Pam] Mm-hmm.

[David] Michael.

Hey, David. (coughing)

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, I'm eating tiramisu.

Some of the chocolate powder
just went down my throat.

I'm stopping now.

Found it in the trash.

You would not believe what
people throw out here.

[David] Is this why
you're calling me?

No, no, no, no, no. No.

I'm calling...

(coughing) Sorry.

[David] Okay.

(coughing) I'm calling because

we have a stupid budget
surplus and people...

Everybody wants
something different.

[David] You want me to weigh
in on a minor budget issue?

No, no, no.

I want you to make the decision
so I'm not the bad guy.

[David] Well, if I were you

I would just return the
surplus and take the bonus.

The what now?

[David] Branch managers
who come in under budget

get 15% of the savings.

Like a tip?

$645?

I hate disappointing
just one person.

And I really hate
disappointing everyone.

But I love Burlington
Coat Factory.

You go in there with $645,
you are literally a king.

Okay?

Sure. No, I'll
double-check that for you.

(sighs) I would like to
tell you a little story.

Let me call you
right back. Okay.

About a boy named...

That doesn't even matter.
Could be any one of you.

And like any other
12-year-old boy,

he wanted a Pippi Longstocking
doll for Christmas.

But his evil stepfather,
Jeff, said, "No!

"You may not have what you want.

"You must have a football."

And the boy cried and
he cried and he cried

and he held his breath
as long as he could.

And he wouldn't eat his dinner.

But you know something?

It turns out that
Jeff was right,

because I already had a GI
Joe and a Stretch Armstrong

and a Malibu Barbie
and a Major Matt Mason,

which, technically, is
enough for a tea party.

So, my point is this, I didn't
need what I thought I needed.

What I needed was to learn
how to appreciate what I had.

Which in this case was enough
dolls to have tea with.

- Exactly.
- Got it.

Now, if you will fast
forward a few years.

Now press stop. Hammer time!

(humming) Baggy pants.

You are all that
12-year-old boy,

and this copier is

(photocopier whirring)

working perfectly.

That's the original.

Pam, would you
stand up for a sec?

Hmm.

See how relaxed I am?

I like this chair.

Offers good support.

It is erchonomically correct.

It's a good chair.

I think we're spoiled

because we don't appreciate
the things that we have.

You think kids in
Africa have chairs? No.

They sit in big
piles of garbage.

Do you think they have copiers?

They don't have copiers.
They don't even...

(yells) They don't
even have paper.

And we are spoiled
because we throw out

perfectly good tiramisu

because it has a
little tiny hair on it.

My point is this, we do
not need a new copier,

we do not need new chairs.

I have seen the light in
terms of what we need,

and it is nothing.

Do you know?

Do I know what?

I think you know.

No.

- Know what?
- Yeah, know what?

Does anyone happen to
know what 15% of 4,300 is?

$645.

- Michael's a genius.
- Right.

[Oscar] Why did
you say dollars?

Because that is
how my mind works.

What's 15% of 200?

Thank you.

Everyone, Michael is
returning the surplus

so he can keep 15% as a bonus.

Wait, what?

You can do that?

[Kevin] Hey, Michael. What's
394 times 5,912?

Let's see.

You're gonna give
yourself a bonus of $645

instead of getting
the entire office

something it really needs?

I don't need $645.

I already have
$645, more or less.

[Oscar] You're gonna get us

- a copier then?
- This is stupid.

- Or chairs.
- This is so, so stupid.

And, God, that's my phone.

[Stanley] I didn't
hear a phone ring.

To be continued!

No, I don't...

This doesn't change anything.

I have a very important
decision to make.

We need a new copier,
we need new chairs,

and I need to figure out
a way to keep this money

without having
everybody hate me.

Hey, Tuna, check it
out. Tuna sandwich.

Just like you. (chuckles)

What?

Mmm!

Now, I have to take
care of a legal issue.

Was that hot or what?

So, what's it gonna be?

Michael, you have
to make a decision.

The day is almost done.

Let me just say you've
been promising me this chair

since the day you hired me.

You are a smart guy. I know
you'll do the right thing.

Agh!

You think it's easy?

It's your job.

Okay. You know what?

Why don't you guys deal with it?

I am going to get up

and I'm gonna be out
in the common area.

But you need to decide,
otherwise, I'm taking the bonus.

All right?

It is a classic
management tactic.

You have two sides, a deadline,

you know that neither of
them are gonna concede,

what you do is you put them
in a room and you just...

- Hey.
- Hey!

Hey, we're going
with the chairs.

What?

I just figured I'd
rather have new chairs

than nothing at all.

Thanks, Michael.

Good work. I'm proud of you.

Mother...

What have we learned this week?

Well, one, thanks to me,

my team is much, much faster
at coming to decisions

than I thought they would be.

Number two, never buy a
fur coat with a credit card

until you absolutely have
the money to pay for it.

And three, you should know

that some people think it's cool

to throw buckets of
fake blood on you

as you are walking out of
Burlington Coat Factory.

Truce?

Yeah, I guess, since I won.

You did win. You did win.

Anyway, I'm gonna need three
copies of each of these,

stapled and collated.

I'm totally kidding.

(Pam laughs)

I'm gonna need four.

(bright upbeat music)