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-Morning, Sarah!

First day back.

Can I offer you a lift?

-No, thanks, Keith,
it's quite near.

-Still, be quicker in the car.
Hop in.

[ Door opens, groans ]

Pop your seat belt on.

♪

♪

And here we are.

-Thank you for the lift.

-Sarah, I just wanted to say,

it's a shame our dinner over
the holidays didn't work out.

-It's not nice for
a woman to be stood up.

-I didn't stand you up.

Who could've known the
town had two Bella Italias?

-I did give you the address.

-Yes, but I saw a Bella Italia
in the town square

and presumed you'd
got the address wrong.

-I didn't get it wrong.

-Well, you could've
got it wrong.

-But I didn't get it wrong.
You got it wrong.

-So, did you enjoy your meal?
-Of course I didn't!

I wasn't going to sit
there on my own all night!

-Yes, I just had the bread
and dips while I was waiting.

Then I had
the spaghetti carbonara

followed by the tiramisu.

After the cheese selection,
I assumed you weren't coming,

so I just had a coffee and some
of those little almond biscuits.

-Sounds like you had
a very nice evening.

-Yes, and it was very
reasonably priced.

We should go again.

-Same restaurant
or separate ones?

-Same one this time.

-We'll see.

♪

-Well done, all.
See you in September!

♪

-Notice anything different
about me today, babes?

-Are you wearing deodorant?

-No, it's my natural musk.

Here, look.

Tie, shirt.

Oh, what's this?!

-Oh, yes, you're reading a book.

-Yeah, and why's that?

'Cause I'm going up
in the world, babes.

I'm not just the PE
teacher anymore.

No, no, from today,
I'm also teaching joe-graphy.

-Geography.
-Here, look.

Who knew clouds
were full of rain?

Oosh!

[ Phone ringing ]

-Oh! [ Chuckles ]

Excuse me, Jo.

So, what happened to Gareth?

-Haven't you heard?
Barber's gone mental.

-You can't say that anymore.

Yes, he had a nervous episode.

-Which made him go mental.

-I think the pressure of
teaching finally got to him.

And I shouldn't say this,

but they found him crawling
round the playing fields

at night, naked
from the waist down.

-Thank you, Janine.
That is not a pleasant image.

-He had a soil thermometer
wedged into his --

-That's enough. Some of us are
trying to enjoy a biscuit.

-Poor, poor Gareth.

I know we'll all miss seeing
his smiley face in here.

-Morning.

-[ Mouthing words ]
Let me speak to him.

-I'm sorry?

-Let me speak to him.

-I'm sorry?
-Let me speak to him.

-Oh, right, yeah.

-Hello, Gareth.

-All right.

-How are you?

-Fine.

-How's your lunacy?

-Shut up, Keith!
You're being very insensitive!

-You're such a rude woman.
-I said shut up!

Now, Gareth, there's no
easy way to put this,

but you're not
a teacher here anymore.

-I know.

If anyone's making a cup
of tea, I'll have one.

-Eight sugars.
-Right, let me have a crack.

Oi, fruit loop!

You don't work here anymore!

-I do.

I'm the new caretaker.

-Oh, good for you!

-That's wonderful news, Gareth.

-Cheers.

-Polite note, they
are teacher biscuits.

Not for maintenance staff.

-So, a very big Greybridge
welcome to all the new pupils

who have joined us this year.

-As your headmistress,
I offer you one word

of friendly advice --
cross me and I will destroy you.

Miss, um...

-Postern, been here a year.

You asked for it, you got it!

-School disco, miss?
-Uh-uh-uh.

-Paintballing?
-Uh-uh-uh.

-No more French lessons?
-[ Laughter ]

-No. this Friday, I have
organized a careers day!

-[ One person applauding ]
-So I'll be pulling together

a careers posse, and we will
be running workshops

in the morning, and in the
afternoon, the big finale,

a special celebrity guest
is going to be coming in

and talking to us
about their career.

-Is it Will Smith?

-No.
-Is it Jay-Z?

-No.
-Katy Perry?

-It's someone quite well-known

but not as well-known as that.

-Rihanna?

-Can I just say, lower
your expectations.

So, I hope to see you all
at 3:00 on Friday.

-Is it Kim Kardashian?
-Please stop.

-Is it one of the Kardashians?
-No.

-Better not be Justin Bieber.
-It's not Justin Bieber.

-My brother's mate
reckons they saw

Nicki Minaj in
Nando's on Saturday.

Is it Nicki Minaj, miss?

-It's not Nicki Minaj, no.

I'm going to just
tell you who it is.

It is, drum roll please,

Fenella Forbes.

-Who?
-She's an author.

Whitney the Witch?
Whitney the Witch Casts a Spell?

Whitney the Witch
and the Cat of Aznabar?

We were at college together,
and she's very kindly agreed

to come and speak to you guys.

Now, I am going to hand you
over to your music teacher,

Mr. Martin, who has
some very exciting news

about his own career.

-Cheers.

So, over the holidays,

I've recorded my debut single.

And, cheers, yeah.

And it's out today
on a little website

you might have heard of
called iTune.

It's going to be big.

So, let's face it, probably
going to be my last week here.

Keep it together, Luke.

Anyway, the song is
called, quite simply "Soar."

That's S-O-A-R, not S-O-R-E.

Or S-A-W.

Bit weird to write
a song about a saw.

Or any kind of tool, really.

Okay, let's do this.

[ Slow guitar music ]

♪ I see the same old
faces every day ♪

♪ Every time I look, they're
getting old and grey ♪

♪ Well, it's a dead-end
job in a dead-end place ♪

♪ And my life is not
going to go to waste ♪

♪ I'm going to soar ♪

♪ Grow my wings and fly
and I'm going to soar ♪

♪ Burn my suit and tie
and I'm going to soar ♪

♪ Wave these suckers goodbye,
I'm going to soar ♪

♪ Bye-bye ♪

♪ Bye-bye ♪

♪ Bye-Bye ♪

[ Cheering ]

-Morning.

Is she in?

-Is who in?

-The headmistress.

-Right, yeah.

In where?

-In the office.

-Probably.

Unless she's just climbed
out the window again.

[ Knocking ]

-Don't come in.

-Morning, headmistress.

-Oh, it's you.

Let me finish my tea.

-Just doing the bins.

Half a sticky bun in there.

Are you not having it?

-No!

It's been there since last term!

-It's a bit dry.

Anyway, I just wanted to say,
do you mind if I sit?

-Yes, I do mind.

-I just wanted to
say a big thanks

for giving me a second
chance after my interlude.

-Well, sadly, these days
one can't sack someone

for going...[laughs]

-No, no.

Else I'd have been out
of a job years ago.

I won't lie to
you, headmistress,

I've been going through
a tough time of it.

I think it all started --

-Would you mind having
this conversation outside?

-Of course.

It all started when the
wife changed the locks.

She sold all my stuff on eBay
and forced me to

live in a caravan
at the bottom of the garden.

[ Children chattering ]

-Right, Gunn's in the house!

There's a lot of
different classrooms

in this school, ain't there?

Right, joe-graphy.

Rain comes down from
the clouds, turns into sea.

Wind blows it back up
again, water cycle, boom!

Right, what else do you need
to know for your CGCSEs?

-Mr. Barber was going to
teach us about the ice age.

-Right, the ice age, ice age.

A while back, weren't it?

Nippy.

It's a lot of black ice,
that's lethal.

I mean, that's what
killed the dinosaurs.

-You don't know anything
about it, do you, sir?

-No, I do, actually!

Hang on a minute, I'll have
a little, little think.

[ Clears throat ]

Ice age, right,
it's a sloth, a woolly mammoth,

a saber-tooth tiger,
all team up in a...

No, hang on, that's not right.

-Right, the ice age was a period

of reduced global temperature
resulting in the expansion

of polar ice sheets
and glaciers.

Think I nailed it.

Come on then, throw
another one at me.

[ Bell ringing ]

Thanks for coming.

See you again.

-Knock-knock-knock!

-You all right, babes?
-Oh, look at you!

You look like a proper teacher.

-No, I am a proper teacher.

This is my classroom.
Do you want a quick tour?

-Yeah.

-Coastal erosion.

-That's an oxbow lake.
-Yeah!

-Cross section of a Babybel.

-Yeah.

-You at all interested
in the ice age?

-Not especially.

-Of all the ages, it's --
it's probably my favorite.

-It's a bit boring.

I just wondered if
you wouldn't mind

putting up one of my
posters in your classroom?

-No, of course, babes.
"Which Way Now?"

-Yeah, you know, just
thought I'd brand the day.

Hopefully get it
trending on Twitter.

#sarahposternswhichwaynow.

-Yeah.

No, I mean, I'd be up for
one of your workshops.

-You?
-Well, yeah.

-Well, actually nobody
has put their name down

for the CV workshop.

-Well, you count me in.
I'd love to learn about CVs.

-Yeah, teaching it.

-Oh, you know, no, I knew that.

-Sarah, can I have a word?

-I'm right here.

-In private.

-Yeah, no, it's fine, 'cause,

I've got some joe-graphy
marking to do.

-What is it, Keith?

-I just feel I should be doing
the CV workshop with you.

-It's too late.
I've already asked Trevor.

-I want to be part of
your careers posse!

-If you're doing this just to
get back into my good books --

-No, no, I genuinely think

what you're doing with this
careers day is inspirational.

-Well, teaching is
just a tiny part

of what Sarah Postern does.

-You are Sarah Postern.
-I know.

These kids are at a crossroads.

Do they carry on
with their education,

or do they go and get a job?

-It's more of a T-junction.

But if there's anything
I can do to help on Friday,

anything at all,
just let me know.

-Well, I still need
someone to take part in

the job interview role play.

-Yes!
-With Janine.

-No!
-Why?

-You know her and I
don't get on.

I mean, I try and take
the moral high ground,

but she is a total cow!

-Right, just forget
it, Keith, okay?

I will find somebody
else to help me.

Someone who actually cares

about these young
people's futures.

♪

-Please come in.

Stop.

Now, I didn't tell
him to sit down.

And in a job interview, that
would be a complete no-no.

Please go out
and come back in again.

He didn't close the door.

Come in!

-I hadn't knocked yet.

Obviously that's
a complete no-no.

If you're interviewing
someone for a job,

you have to wait
for them to knock.

[ Banging ]

-Come in.

Sit down.

-Good afternoon.
I'm here about the job.

-Which job?

-I don't know.
-An even bigger no-no.

Always know which job
you've applied for.

-You never told me
what job it was!

She never told me.

-Let's just say this is a bank

and you're applying for
the position of bank clerk.

-Tell me, what
qualities do you have

that would be suited to
the role of bank clerk?

-Well, I'm equally comfortable
working as an individual

or as part of a team --

-Ring-ring, ring-ring,
ring-ring!

Excuse me.

Hello, this is the bank.
How can I help you?

No!

Dead!

Oh, but I only saw
her this morning!

Well, she'll sleep
with the angels now.

So, do you have any
previous experience

of working in a bank?

-Yes.

-Do you?
-Yes.

-What experience exactly?

-I've actually been
working in banks

for the past 25 years,

where I've risen to the
position of bank manager.

In fact, I've been voted
Bank Manager of the Year

for the past five years running.

-Well, then you are
overqualified for the job.

Good day!

-Right, let's end the
scene there, shall we?

Thank you both very much.

Your thoughts.

Where do you think
Mr. Church went wrong?

-I didn't go wrong.
It was clear from the start

I was never going
to get the job.

-Miss, I think he made
a bad first impression.

-Yes, we've covered
that, thank you.

-Also, I think he's got
an attitude problem, miss.

-A bad attitude is
the biggest no-no.

-Well, you try it with her!
See how you get on.

-Okay.

[ Banging ]

-Come in.

Please sit down.

-Good afternoon.

-You've got the job.

♪

-Heard you ballsed up
your workshop, Churchy.

-No, I should have got that job.

-Poor Sarah.

Pours her heart and soul
into this careers thingy,

then you come along and
take a giant dump on it.

-If anyone's going to take
a giant deposit on today,

it's you and your CV workshop.

I bet you don't even
know what CV stands for.

-Yeah, I do.

-Go on, then.

-Right, I'm going to go
and get some dinner,

going to run out of chips.

-No.

-Well, obviously
the "C" stands for careers.

-Go on.

-Verdict, no.

Voucher.

Vasectomy.

-Careers vasectomy?
That's your final answer?

-Can I phone a friend?
-It's curriculum vitae.

-I don't speak French.

[ Cheering ]

-Just an autograph or a selfie.

Sorry there's not
time to do both.

Selfie or autograph?

-Actually, I just need
to get to my locker.

-Cool, cool.

Just getting shizzle
out of a locker.

Keeping it real, fist bump.

-Okay, come on, get out of his
way, get out of his way!

Wow, Mr. Rock Star!

-Yeah, to be honest, this is
the part of it I really hate.

The fame.

-Yeah, that's the reason

I don't want to become
famous, the fame.

-Yeah, you're best
off how you are.

Completely anonymous.

-Tell that to my 78
Twitter followers.

So, as it's your last day today,

I have organized a little
drinks party for you

in the staff room at 4:00.

-Yeah, yeah,
I'll try and swing by.

-It's a party for you.

-What time is it again
and where?

-It's at 4:00 in the staff room.

-Hmm, put me down as a maybe.

-[ High-pitched ] Well, it'll be
a teensy bit embarrassing

for me if you don't come!

-[ High-pitched ]
Yes, but I'm quite famous now,

so I don't know
if I want to come.

-But it is a party for you!

Okay, but I can't stay long.

Thank you!

[ Normal voice ]
I'll see you later.

-[ Normal voice ]
Yeah, see you later.

♪

-Are you all right
there, Mr. Hubble?

-These kippers are off.

[ Banging ]

-Oi, lads!

-Oh, hello, caretaker.

-I'm starving.

I haven't eaten since Tuesday,
and that was a conker.

Could I borrow some
of those fish fingers?

-I've got none left.

-Keith, please,
I'm going to faint.

-Just dunk her in the ketchup.

-Careful of my fingers!

-I'm ready for the next one now.

-Right! It's time for my
session with Sarah.

-Maybe I should
come and supervise.

-Hang on, I haven't
had dessert yet.

[ Munching ]

-First rule of CVs,
don't be afraid to lie.

-Oh, sorry, didn't want
to stop you so soon --

-Just as I was
getting going, babes.

-Just a small correction.
You must never lie on a CV.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, you don't lie.

But, I mean, you can knock
your grades up a little bit.

-Okay, stop you again.

You must definitely never
"knock your grades up a bit."

-Why not?
-Because it's wrong

and employers can
check up on them.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Sorry, are you sure?

-I'm sure.

-Bollocks.
No, I'll say it was a typo.

Anyway, at the end of the day,

it don't matter what
your grades are.

The most important thing
is you got a good hobby.

All right, not a boring one.
So, you, what's your hobby?

-I play the violin.
-No, that's boring.

-What about you?
-Astronomy.

-So boring. What about you?
-I collect coins.

-We've all got change, mate.
That's not a hobby.

-But mine are from
all around the world.

-Well, get yourself
down to Thomas Cook

and they'll change 'em for you.

Now come on, we need
something exciting,

something that'll get you a job!

What you put down,
babes, modelling?

-Oh. [ Chuckles ]
Well, that's kind, but no.

-You must've been quite
fit when you were younger?

-Still am young.

Uh, what did I put down?

Well, obviously, my extensive
charity work, French cinema.

-Boring.
-Art house films.

And I also put down that
I speak five languages.

-Do you?
-Yeah.

-All right, which ones?

-English.
-Well, yeah, obviously.

-French.
-That's two.

-Spanish.

German.

And Chinese.

-You speak Chinese?

-Yes, it says so on my CV.

-Go on, then, do a bit.

-[ Speaks Gibberish ]

-Right, so it's all right
to lie a bit.

♪

[ Telephone ringing ]

So, to bring careers
day to a close,

we now have a very
special guest.

We were at teacher
training college together,

but she took a different path to
me, and she now writes

very successful books
for children.

-Young adults.
-Young adults.

Selling over two million --

-Three million.
-Three million books,

please give a very big
Greybridge welcome

to Fenella Forbes.

[ Applause ]

-Thanks for that
little intro, Susan.

-Sarah.

-Oh, sorry.

There were two
ginger ones at college,

and I can never remember
which one's which.

-Well, Susan was the fat one.

-Fatter, yeah.

-So, first question.

What does it take to
become a successful ch--

young adults' author?

-Very simple --
an original idea.

-And what was yours?

-A school for witches.

-Hm. It's quite similar
to Harry Potter.

-That's a school for wizards.
Mine's a school for witches.

-Oh, forgive me.
Question two.

How did you get
your big break as a writer?

Because a lot of it
is luck, isn't it?

-I always say you
make your own luck.

-That's what lucky people say.

-Well, my father-in-law
ran a publishing company.

-Lucky.
-He had a look, and he said

it was, in his own words,

the most original debut novel
he'd ever read.

-Obviously hadn't
heard of Harry Potter.

-And the rest, as
they say, is history.

-The Second World War
is history.

This is really just a series
of books for children.

-Young adults.
-Children.

-Are we going to get on
with the book signing or?

-No, question three.

How much money do you get
for each book sold?

-It's not about
the money at all.

It's about doing
something you love.

-Pound a book?
-Bit more than that.

-That's obscene.

So there you are, kids.

Money isn't important,

according to the
multi-millionaire.

So, let's open it up
to your questions.

Yes?

-In your next book,
will Whitney the Witch

get eaten by the
dragon Headmistress?

-The only way you'll find
out is by buying the book.

-Whitney's not going to
be killed off, Nicholas,

not until every penny
of your pocket money

is in her bank account.

Next!

-So will there ever be
a Whitney the Witch film?

-I think we'd all
love to see Whitney

on the big screen, wouldn't we?

-Yeah.
-You certainly would.

Buy yourself
a well-earned yacht.

Anyone else?

-Could I borrow 72,000 pounds?

[ Laughter ]

-Well, let's...

Let's just wrap up, shall we?
I do have one final question.

-Well, let's make
it the last one.

-Fenella, we both trained
together, but I just wondered,

do you ever regret not
becoming a teacher?

-Well --
-Ah-ah-ah, let me finish.

Because every day in my job,

I get to shape young people's
lives for the better.

-Well, that's --
-Shh.

And what could be more
important than that?

Your answer, please.

-Well, it's interesting
you say that,

because sometimes, I do
feel that being a teacher is

the most important
job you can do.

-Thank you.

-But then I think, what I do
is so much more important.

Because I shape
the lives of young people,

but on a global scale.

[ Applause ]

Right, let's sign some books.

♪

♪

♪

-Are you all right, Sarah?

-Oh.

It's just been a difficult day.

Luke's leaving us to
become a pop star.

Someone I was at teacher
training college with

now has a Chanel handbag.

And where am I?

I mean, all day it's been
Sarah Postern's Which Way Now,

but it should've been which
way now, Sarah Postern?

-You are Sarah Postern.
-I know.

I feel like I'm at a crossroads.

A T-junction.

Should I carry on teaching,

or should I write a bestselling
series of children's novels?

Carry on teaching.

-Well, I suppose I do
have this gift for it.

-You really do.

Plus, I think you'd find writing

the bestselling series of
children's novels quite hard.

But I know if you left,

you'd leave a massive
hole in the hearts

of everyone at Greybridge.

Especially me.

-Thank you, Keith.

-Hey, what are we
all crying about?

♪

-♪ I see the same old
faces every day ♪

♪ Every time I look, they're
getting old and grey ♪

♪ Well, it's a dead-end
job in a dead-end place ♪

-Excuse me, Jo.

-♪ I'm going to soar ♪

-Yeah, I've been loving
this careers day, Sarah.

-Oh, good, that's good.

-It's given me a clear idea
of what I'd like to be.

-What's that?
-A wacky weatherman.

I think I'd be very good

at cheering people
up in the morning.

-Good luck with that.

I have to go and mingle.

Oh, Miss Baron!

How wonderful that you're here,

I really didn't
expect you to come.

-Sadly, I can't stay.

-Hello, Daphne.

-Hi, Sarah.
Shame you're leaving us.

I know the headmistress
can't stand you,

but I've always quite liked you.

-It was actually
Luke's leaving party.

-Oh, right.

That's a shame. She likes him.

-Oh, here's the pop star!

-Can we not do the
voice anymore?

It's quite annoying.

-Yeah, look,
I just wanted to say

good luck with everything.

And don't forget all your
friends here at Greybridge.

-Never forget the little people.

-[ Cellphone buzzing ]
-And?

-I've got to take this.
It's my manager.

Should have a chart update.

-[ Buzzing continues ]
-Shh, shh, shh!

It's his manager
with a chart update.

-Django, what's up?

No, just at some crappy party.

So, how's "Soar" doing?

Nine?

-Oh, my God, we have
a pop star at the party!

He is number nine in the charts!

[ Applause ]

-No, no, no, I've, uh, I've, um,
sold nine copies.

Django, what happened?!

I gave you 700 pounds!

-Right, we'll see you on Monday
morning then, Barry Barlow.

-Nine copies.

-I know. What a disaster.

Still, it's really perked me up.

♪

-Got your stratus
and your big one now.

They're just called big clouds.

-We have a new teacher,
and, yes,

he just happens to be blind.

-It's Keith Church.
-Hi.

-And I'm in the dining hall.

-Yes, I realize that.

-We all call her Piggy Postern

because she has an upturned nose
like a pig.

-Do you mind if I just...

-I think we should see
Dr. Dalton for what he is,

a cool teacher who just
happens to be blind.

-Visually impaired.
-Visually impaired.

-Just ease it backwards.

[ Engine revs ]

[ Crashing ]

-Bugger.

-♪ When I think about the days ♪

♪ There is something
of a haze about it ♪

♪ No, we're not the same ♪

♪ But let's not
break the chain ♪

♪ We should play
this game together ♪