All language subtitles for Wild.Cards.S01E01.720p.WEBRip.x264-BAE

(squish)

(door opening)

(heels clacking)

- Who are you? Where's maria?

- Maria's appendix burst
last night

She asked me to fill in.

- It's always something
with her.

Ma dai.

I don't have change.

You can send five dollars
with maria

When she's back tomorrow.

And tell her, I expect
her back tomorrow.

Mi raccomando.

- Excuse me,
where's the bleach?

- Seriously?

(sigh)

Maria should have
told you all this.

All you had to do was look.
I'm getting my hair done.

I'll be home by five.
Be gone by then. Va bene.

- Have a nice day!
Thank you, mrs. Pallione.

(clunk)

(upbeat rap music)

(mimicking): All you had to
do... All you had to do...

All you had to do was look.

♪ bad chick, I could be
your fantasy ♪

♪ I could tell you got
big energy ♪

I don't have change...
I don't have change...

I don't have change.

♪ make 'em sing to this thang
like a melody ♪

♪ and if your girl ain't right,
I got the remedy ♪

♪ it ain't too many of 'em
that can handle me ♪

♪ bad chick, I could be
your fantasy ♪

♪ yeah, tell me how
you want it, want it ♪

♪ three, two, one
camera rolling ♪

♪ do it slow motion,
real chick ♪

♪ all that big talk,
latto put 'em on it ♪

♪ latto, I'm just bein'
honest ♪

♪ lingerie dolce. Blindfold ♪

♪ tie me to the bed while
we roleplay ♪

♪ can't skip foreplay,
kill the kitty cold case ♪

They never hide the key.

♪ on the count of three,
bad get money ♪

♪ money broke to the left,
we don't want it ♪

(door opening)

(♪♪)

I need help with my box.

- Sorry, what?
- My safe deposit box.

Here, take all the things
you need or whatever.

(thud)

(max gasps)

(sigh)

I've had a terrible day.

My pussycat, benigni, he died.

- Oh my god, you poor woman.

- Grazie. Now please,
make it fast, fast, fast.

I need to lie down.

- Absolutely, mrs. Pallione.

I'll handle it myself.

♪ tell me how you want it
three, two, one and I'm on it ♪

Let me know if there
is anything else you need,

And once again, my deepest
condolences on your loss.

(♪♪)

(creak)

(jingling)

♪ I like what I see ♪

♪ a boss like you need
a boss like me ♪

(clatter)

(heels clacking)

(♪♪)

(mrs. Pallione): That's her!

(phone ringing)

(woman): What's happening?

(clinking)

(clinking)

(upbeat music)

(♪♪)

(distant siren)

(sirens)

(tires screeching)

- We'll get back there, someday.

(cheering)

(cheering)

(laughter)

Just not today.

(clicking)

(engine revving)

(sirens)

(indistinct chatter)

- Captain nemo, something wrong?

- Yes, she can't ride
on the bow.

- The what?

- The bow.
The front of the boat.

- Why not?

- It's illegal.
While the boat's moving,

Everybody's gotta
in their proper seats.

- Are you giving me a ticket?

Yeah, that's what happens
when you break the law.

- What about him?

(purring)

He's a cat.

(radio): Come in maritime unit.

(radio static)

- It's maritime unit here.

(radio): Robbery in progress.
Aldicott bank on 4th

And balsam. Backup needed.

- Oh, you need me?

(radio): Yes, you!

- Alright, I'm on my way.

It's your lucky day.

(seagulls cawing)

Hold on, marc.

(purring)

(engine revving)

(indistinct shouting)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

Hey, where are they?

(phone ringing)

- ...So, I asked her,
what the hell she was doing,

And she said, don't look at me,
that's not my ocelot!

(laughter)

- Hey, what's the situation?

- Hi. Are you my ride?

(♪♪)

- You guys call for backup,
what's going on?

- Take it easy, skipper.

You just gotta bring her
in and book her.

- Why can't you do it?
- Let's not fight over me, guys.

- We have an important
assignment.

- They have a baseball game
against fire station 18.

Big game. I got 50
on these guys.

(officer): We won't let you
down, max.

- I know you won't, jim.

- Where are you going?
- I'm not a damn taxi service.

- Direct order from the chief
because everyone else

In the area's on a real case.

Or was the demotion to water cop
not enough for you?

'cause I heard there's an
opening in animal services.

(chuckling)

(meowing)

(purring)

- Oh, a cat! Hey girl.

- Damn it, he must have slipped
through the grate.

- Is this your cat?

- Yes.

- Damn, I'm having a cat day.
Oh and she likes me.

What's her name? Why do you have
a cat in your car?

Is she magic like sabrina's cat?

I have so many questions
I'm vibrating.

- His name is marc.
End of conversation.

- I see you, marc.

(purring)

(engine revving)

(car honking)

(suspenseful music)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

- Heads up everyone.

As you all know, a valuable
painting was stolen

Out of the lobby of the law
firm of lee and tordano.

- Oh hey, master and commander,
that's not your desk anymore.

- How about a little decorum,
some professionalism please.

Leave crimson tide alone.

(laughter)

(li): Enough. Enough, eyes here.

Theft happened between two
and four a.M. This morning.

This was not a smash and grab.

Whoever stole this painting knew
exactly what they were doing.

Security system was
disabled remotely.

So, we do not have exact
time of entry,

Nor do we have any
footage from inside.

Cyber unit is currently
reversing...

- Name.
- Max mitchell.

So, why's everyone
ragging on you like that?

- Address?
- 1736 rosewood crescent.

Did you used to work with them?
- Date of birth.

- December fifth, 1993.
Sagittarius.

So, you used to work with them

But for some reason got
transferred to sea patrol?

- It's called maritime unit.

- I think I like
'sea patrol' more.

(beep)
(ellis): Dammit.

I need a new login. Alright,
look, you stay here. Don't move.

- You got it, amigo.

(li): ... So we have to be
better at uncovering them.

This was the third major robbery
in the last six months

By the same thief.

- Well, how do you know
it's the same thief?

- He leaves a signature at every
scene. This symbol here.

Internally we're calling him
the infinity thief.

(max): How do you know
it's a he?

- Forensic psychology unit
worked up a profile.

Any other questions?

- I'm good.

(li): Each robbery has been
executed to perfection.

Not a single print or speck
of dust to go on, until now.

The forensics unit found specs
of dirt at the scene.

Samples traced to a region
of vineyards outside the city.

- What's with the coins?
- Shh.

Hey chief, what's with
the coins?

- We're not sure. We think
he's messing with us.

(sigh)

- Sorry, I just got swept up
in the moment.

- Sit down.
(li): This thief has been

Ripping off the mayor's
biggest donors.

So, call your families,

Tell them you won't be
home for dinner.

You're gonna canvas
every vineyard.

This is the mayor's
number one priority.

Move out!

(indistinct chatter)

- This is exciting.

(clattering)

- They'll take you
for processing tomorrow.

(max sighing)

- They're not going
to catch that thief.

- Really?
Tell me, oh wise one.

- Someone as good as
that guy or girl

Doesn't accidentally
leave behind dirt that specific.

It's a game. A distraction.
But the pennies there--

That's the clue they're daring
us to figure out.

- So what are the pennies
supposed to mean then?

- I don't know yet.

- Well, you'll have 15-20
to think about it in prison.

- One more thing,

I'm pescatarian,
who should I tell?

- I'll pass be sure to pass
it along to the chef.

(max): Thanks!

Goodnight you prince of maine,
you king of new England.

(♪♪)

(sombre music)

(bell chiming)

(meows)

(sigh)

(water flowing)

(ringing)

(beep)

- This is ellis.

- It's max. Listen,
after dinner,

Which was surprisingly good.
Oh and I just remembered--

(ellis): Who is this?
- Max.

You know, the sassy,
fiercely charming woman

With drop dead gorgeous style
you hung out with?

- How are you even calling me?
- I get a phone call.

(ellis): Well, I'm sorry
you wasted your only phone call.

Goodbye--
- w-wait! Listen,

I know where the infinity
thief is gonna hit next.

- Where?
- Heritage appraisals, downtown.

- How do you know that?
(max): Look 'em up.

They just received a rare coin.

A 1937 edward the eighth coin,
worth a cool 2.5 million.

(ellis): Their logo is the same
formation as the coins.

(max): Go check it out.
You heard your boss,

You crack this one,

I bet the mayor will let you
out of sea patrol.

- Maritime unit. But w-what do
you get out of this?

- If I'm right,
give me the credit.

- Wait, how did you get
my number?

(clattering)

Hello?

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

(distant sirens)

(squeaking)

(dog barking)

(menacing music)

(creaking)

Police. Anyone there?

(♪♪)

(muffled moaning)

(moaning)

(♪♪)

This is detective ellis, badge
number 8397, I need backup

At heritage appraisals,
2384--

(thud)

(li): I'm just trying to get
the facts straight here.
So, you didn't see anyone?

- He came at me from behind.
The guard said he was
wearing a mask.

While you took everybody
in the department

For wine tasting, I actually
caught the guy in the act.

Are we done here?

- The police commissioner
wants to know

How you figured this out when
you're not even on the case.

(♪♪)

- The sheer number of rules
and procedures

That were broken here
is baffling.

That said,
this is the closest by far

Anyone has come to cracking
this case.

- You're making me blush,
but it was a team effort.

- The mayor's biggest donors
are the ones being robbed.

They are not happy.
That means he is not happy.

He wants this case closed.

- A man of action.
I like it.

- In here, I talk, not you.
Do you understand?

- Clear as day.

- You're going to stay on
the case.

- Thank you, ma'am.

- Both of you.

- What?
- What?

- Be still my heart.

- Ma'am, you can't be serious.

She's a thief
and a con artist.

(li): Us enlisting a criminal
to help solve a case.
How's that gonna look?

- If it works, it will
make the mayor happy.

And if he's happy,
we're all happy.

Her particular skill set
can be helpful to us.

The two of you start right
away. Report to li.

- Wait a minute.

What do I get
out of it?

(li): Pardon?

- Aside from helping the mayor
win his re-election.

- What do you want?

- I want off the boat
and back on my desk.

- Ma'am, may I just say that--

- Close the case
and I will recommend

Your reinstatement
to the committee.

- Thank you.

- Since we're making
christmas lists here,

I'd actually like--

- You don't get to make
any demands.

If you solve the case,
in a law-abiding way,

I will recommend probation
to the prosecutor.

And just so we're all
equally invested,

If they do anything to
cause the department

Any embarrassment,
it's on you.

(door closing)

- I can't believe this.
- I can't believe this.

- Right. It's like winning
the lottery.

(car honking)

Well, isn't this a hoot?

- Look, let's get one thing
really clear,

I don't like any
of this. Alright.

So just do what I say and we'll
both get back to doing

What we're good at in no time.
Sound good?

- Why did you get kicked off
your desk?

- No. This isn't a date, okay.

I'm a cop, you're a criminal.

That's all we need to know about
each other.

- Okay, I get it.
We're not quite there yet.

So what next?
- We look over the case files.

See if anyone missed anything.
(max): Waste of time.

If you're going
to steal a coin like that,

You need a fence. If it were me,

I'd go talk to joey and noah
over at thorpe auction house.

- You heard the commissioner,
I got a particular skill set.

- Fine, go.

(♪♪)

- Okay, when we go in,

I'm claire, not max.

- Mm, why?
- I know the owners.

Best we don't mix
history into this.

- Oh, did you rip them off
or something?

- Hm, you say tomato...

(♪♪)

(in a british accent):
Apologies for our tardiness.

My valet had a spell of tummy
troubles, let's say.

Oh, I adore your tie
and kerchief, hermes?

- No, it's-- hey!

- Excuse me.

(♪♪)

- Ladies and gentlemen,

This next piece is something
my brother noah

Hounded me to get.

As irksome as that was,
he was right.

Let's open the bidding
at 70 thousand.

- 70 thousand.
- 90 thousand!

- What are you doing?
- 90 thousand.

- This is part
of our investigation.

The department will
cover it, right?

- No. No, they won't.

- 100.

- 175!

(joey): 175 going once,

Going twice...
- No!

- 175 sold to bidder 88.

(clack)

(indistinct chatter)

- Oh, don't be so glum,
rockford. We won!

Now let's talk
to the dead ringers.

(indistinct chatter)

(♪♪)

- Ah, yes, you won the ho-jin
nahng painting.

So, cashier's check or cash.

- I'll be paying cash,
but I must speak

With joey and noah first.

- Well, I can help you
with anything.

(sigh)

- I understand you must protect
joey and noah

From the showboats and divas
around here,

But you see, about a year ago

Joey, noah and I shared
a very special night

Together in my hotel...

Isn't he just gorgeous? Oh.

He looks just like them.
I just--

I don't know which one.

- I'll take you to their office.

(max): Thank you.

- Joey, noah!
- Hey.

- No, no way, get her out!
- Hey max.

- Uh, joey, come on--
- no, last time you were here,

Three of the vases in our
ming collection

Were somehow switched
with porcelain fakes.

- It's so hard to find
good appraisers.

- No, you're a thief.
(max): Gentlemen let's not dwell

In the past, okay? I'm here in
an entirely new capacity today.

I am now a guardian
of the law, okay?

(joey): How did you--
give me that.

- Sorry.

- I'm detective ellis.

I'm here investigating
the robbery

Of a rare coin that was taken
from heritage appraisals.

Max is a consultant.

Silent consultant.

You two know anything
about that?

- What did you tell
this guy about us?

- I didn't tell him anything.
- So why are you here?

- Maybe I told him something.

- Okay, gentlemen, look,
we're off the record.

I don't care what you buy
or what you sell.

I'm looking for a lead.

- We don't sell hot properties.

We have, however, at times,

Known of people in possession
of these things

And may have inadvertently
made introductions.

- For a fee.
- I got out of that game.

A promise to my brother.
- It's true.

- If noah says so, I believe
him. Noah, how's the knee?

- Better, thanks for asking.

- Oh my god, these egg rolls
are amazing!

Best in town.

- The absolute best in town.

(max): It's so good!
- Best in town.

(overlapping chatter)
- everyone shut up!

- My fav--

- You two need to give me
something now,

Or I'll just have to verify
every single piece in here.

We'll have to shut you down,
of course.

But, uh, shouldn't take more
than a month or two, three.

- Okay, okay, okay.
You don't need to play bad cop.

I can give you a list of names.
There aren't many people

Who would be in the market
for items like this.

But if anyone finds out
I gave you names,

I'm a dead man so at least make
an attempt to play the good cop.

- Max?
- Yeah. We're good.

Thanks guys. Nice to see you.

- Don't come back.
- Nice to see you, max.

- Damn, that was amazing!

We're like bones and that dude
from buffy, castle

And that hot girl,
'a star is born,'

Except you're lady gaga

And I'm bradley cooper.

- Mmhm.
- So, what next?

- I guess we start running
down this list of names.

What are you doing?

- These aren't real buyers.
I could tell he was lying.

- Ah, great. So, we're back
at square one, then?

- How 'bout let's grab a drink
at a seedy dive bar

You're a regular at,
talk about the case,

Get into a bar fight--
- no. I'm taking you home

And we'll start first
tomorrow morning, okay.

Oh, and you are not
to go anywhere.

You want some food,
you order in.

You want some fresh air,
you open a window. Got it?

- Got it, locked it,
threw away the key.

(sigh)
- where do you live again?

I hope it's not far.

(seagulls cawing)

(tires squeaking)

You live here?
(max): At the moment.

- I bet the owners are away and
you're squatting, aren't 'cha?

- I'm in between residences.

And I have a lot of friends who
generously lend me their places.

- Ms. Max, welcome back.

- Who's that?

- That's my butler. Ricky,
we got any more mac and cheese?

- I'll cook some up.

Will your friend
be staying for dinner?

- No, no, no. I'm good, thanks.
- You must be hungry--

Okay.

- Hey, remember what I said,
don't go anywhere.

(click)

(engine revving)

(tap)

(tapping)

(suspenseful music)

(click)

- I was just about to call you!

- Oh, yeah. Sure you were.

I followed you because
I knew I couldn't trust you.

You're very predictable,
you know that?

- That's insulting.
I'm hardly predictable.

Case in point...

(creaking)

I know you're impressed.

- Okay, move.

(eerie music)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

(gasp)

(max): Joey!

(♪♪)

(soft music)

(♪♪)

- He's still got his wallet,
his watch.

No sign of forced entry.
This wasn't robbery.

- Cause of death appears to be

Blunt force trauma
to the back of the head.

- So, he was either
taken by surprise

Or he trusted the person enough
to give him his back.

(sigh)

There's an inscription here.

"what is right to be done,
cannot be done too soon."

- Still no sign
of the murder weapon.

- I'll keep looking.
Nice work.

Hey you, alright?

- Who'd wanna kill joey?

He wasn't a bad guy.

(li): Did I miss something?

Because nobody called me
about a warrant.

What the hell were you doing
here in the middle of the night?

- I was following up on a hunch.

I want you both out of here.
Get back to your case.

- This is our case.
They're related.

- How?
- We go talk to joey,

And then later that night
he ends up dead.

There's no way
it's a coincidence.

- I'm giving it
to simmons and yates.

- The commissioner didn't ask
for simmons and yates,

She asked for us.

- Yeah, but if you screw up

She's still the commissioner

And I'm out on my ass.

So you do everything by the book
from here on out, got me?

- Yes, sir.

- Hey, thanks for not throwing
me under the bus there.

- If we're gonna work together,
I need to be able

To trust you, alright.

Don't do that again.

Thank you.

- Is that joey's phone?
- Yeah.

We need to inform next of kin.

They got this, we should go.

(suspenseful music)

(max): I'm so sorry, noah.

- Did joey have any enemies?

- Not that I know of.

- Everyone loved joey.

He was the life of the party.
Even if it wasn't a party,

He turned it into one.

(noah): Penny.
- Well, it's true.

- Were you ever jealous
of your brother, noah?

- People always thought I was,
but I wasn't.

He was a showman--
(penny): Noah likes his routine.

- ... Liked the spotlight.
- Yeah. He likes the quiet life.

- We made a good team.
(penny): Yeah.

- Where were you two last night?

- Penny and I were both home
all evening.

- Would you mind taking
a look at these photos?

Let me know if there's anything
out of place.

- I know this must be so hard
for you guys.

If there's anything you see--

- But don't touch those!

Sorry, those are all

First editions of every
jane austen novel.

- Those books are penny's most
prized possessions.

She won't even
let me touch them.

Um, nothing else
is missing here.

- One last question.

Joey's last phone call was
to the russian embassy.

Do you know who
he might've been calling?

- He promised me
he stopped all that.

(♪♪)

- Stanislav sokolov, otherwise
known as caviar stan.

You know why no one steals
the mona lisa?

- Yeah. Because it's impossible
to sell.

- Exactly. Unless
you're caviar stan.

(ellis): Okay, so, if joey
had the rare coin,

He'd call caviar stan, right?
So, let's go talk to him.

- Can't talk to stan.
- Why?

- He's the son of a russian
diplomat

He has legal protections.

You want to get in, you gotta
have a direct intro.

And his circle is
very small and very tight.

What?

- You're giving me
this whole set-up

Of how impossible it is
to get to this guy,

Like you don't know how to

But you do know how to.

- You know me so well.
How are we not a meme already?

Okay. We're going
to see someone.

- Who?

(rap music)

(clattering)

(guard): George!

You got a visitor.

- What's up, big g?

(clattering)

(guard): Clear!

- My darling!

- Hi. Hi. -

Hey, what about
the no touching thing, huh?

- That don't apply
to george and max.

Max, I took your advice.

Sure enough, my girl gave me
a second chance.

- Treat her right, davis.
Treat her right.

- I got a surprise for you.
- What?

- I'm a cop!
- You are not a cop--

- You have a badge?
- Not yet.

- Not ever.
- A gun?

- Soon.
- No max,

You're not getting a gun.

- This is my partner,
cole ellis.

Meet my dad, george graham.

- Your dad? How did I not know
your father was in prison?

- Different last names.
- Yeah, in our line of work,

You want to be invisible.

Nice to meet
my daughter's partner.

- We're not partners.
- We are.

Dad, we need your help.

We need a face to face
with caviar stan.

- That's not going
to be easy.

- I know. But it's important.

- Caviar stan holds a regular
poker game for high rollers

At the baroncrest hotel.
Call teddy takamoro.

He'll get you in.
He owes me.

- Thanks dad.

Wear something nice.

(engine revving)

(upbeat music)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

(♪♪)

- I was afraid of this. Ricky!

(distant chatter)

(♪♪)

By the way, I'm a russian
heiress to a microchip oligarch

And you're my half-witted boy
toy slash goat yoga trainer.

- What?

(distant laughter)
(man): Come here.

(man):It's not my luck.

(man): Alright, fill me in, huh?

- That's our guy.
(man): We're all in.

- Irina galenko?
- Da.

- You're okay.
He's not on list.

- But he's my good luck charm.

Darling, please,
a kiss for good luck.

(in russian)

(man laughing)

(suspenseful music)

(clink)

(♪♪)

(clink)

(clink)

- Maybe you should get yourself
another good luck charm.

(dealer): Two pairs,
aces over queens.

(laughter)

And the winner
with a royal flush.

(man): Oh, ho, ho.

(clinking)

(man): Too bad.

(♪♪)

- May we join you?
(stan): No.

- We'd like to ask you a couple
questions about joey vaziri.

- I don't like questions.

Especially from people
I don't know.

- Tell you what, you answer
a few questions and, uh,

Maybe we'll give you
back the money you lost.

- What? No, we won't.
- Yes, we will.

- Maybe half.
- All of it.

- Or I can take the money
and not say a thing.

(dramatic music)

(♪♪)

- Look you can call off
your goons, alright. I'm a cop.

- I know and I don't care.
My father's a diplomat.

I could dump you both in

The river and nobody
could touch me.

- They're cheating you.

- What happened to your accent?

- Same thing that happened
to your money.

Your buddy with the sunglasses
and the dealer there.

They're running the old
clark kent.

The cards are marked with
infrared ink.

And sunglasses can read 'em.

You should grab him
before he leaves.

(beep)
- I need you to check out

The sunglasses at the dealer.

(guard): Security.
(dealer): Hey, hey! No, no!

Help me!
(guard): You're the boss...

- Okay. You bought yourself
a couple questions.

So, what about joey?

- He's dead.

- Too bad for him.

- We know you met up with him
a couple nights ago.

- We were supposed to,
but he didn't show.

- How did you know joey?

- I didn't. He got my number
from an old friend.

- Who?

Henry, how long have you worked
at the auction house for?

- 23 years. Noah and joey's
parents hired me.

- Did they know
that you did six years

For robbery
when they hired you?

- I was 28-years-old,
I just got out of the joint.

Parents hired me when no one
else would.

They took a chance on me,
made me part of the family.

I'd do anything
for them and the boys.

- This is them right here,
right?
- Yes.

- Is this the chinese restaurant
where you get the egg rolls?