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In the year 2044,
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advanced artificial intelligence robots
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drained the earth of
her natural resources,
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leaving the ones thriving
planet a baron shell.
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A drift in space.
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The human race fights
its toughest battle ever,
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for survival.
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A Chinese clone of the 45th
US president Donald J. Trump
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survives the earth destruction
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by escaping his maximum security lab.
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His Petri dish grown body
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fused with the latest AI technology
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possesses eternal life and large hands.
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During his escape from earth
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Trump's ship crash lands on Mars.
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Unable to leave he exists
for a thousand years
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on a barren prison
planet of his own making.
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At long
last I Aleister Crowley,
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have ascendent to the only position worthy
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of a ceremony magician
of my formidable caliber.
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Today I stand before the
patron god of the afterlife.
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Not merely as an acolyte.
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Poet, painter, novelist, mountaineer
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great beast.
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I stand in this hallowed crept.
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The Leader of the Illuminati army.
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And as such, I consult with
the oldest Egyptian god.
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Not as an acolyte but as an equal.
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Great god Anubis leader of lost souls.
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Your legacy and the
reverence your name commands,
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is indeed to be admired.
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The trappings of your palatial gripped
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brings me great comfort.
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May your words bring me greater insight.
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Aleister Crowley
you are worth the magical roams
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most degenerate practitioners,
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and a true spirit on the living.
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Thank you Anubis.
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And as the head of the fearsome
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yet unseen Illuminati,
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your name and this hallowed
ground are forever safe with me.
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Spoken like a true believer Crowley
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yet there exists other concerns
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that will soon en crouch
upon your comfort.
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Other concerns?
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Such as?
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Such the prophecy
which tells of a rise
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of the spoiler of the illuminati rein.
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Spoiler?
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Who would dare oppose us?
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Who?
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What has mortal fear of being
hung from the highest tree.
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Then drawn and quartered
by stampeding stallions.
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Being sliced from ) to groin
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and put to bed with hungry rats.
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Being boiled alive in
a fitted brew of inert.
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Who?
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The one they call Trump is who.
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Trump?
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You mean the worst,
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most narcissistic buffoonish president
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in the history of the
United States of America.
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The sitting tyrant who
cavalierly precipitated
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the devastating nuclear war
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that humanity dreaded for so long.
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It is not the
notorious Trump you speak of
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that posses this threat.
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It is the Chinese clone of his DNA
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Who's shall rise to kill lucifer
and destroy the Illuminati.
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His clone?
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You got to be kidding me.
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There's another Trump?
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Well, leave it to the Chinese.
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Do you expect anything less
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from the land of wet workers?
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Be warned Crowley the
new trump is out there.
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Only he is brush enough to
stand up to the emperor lucifer,
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and when he does, the
Illuminati silent control
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of the living world will end.
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Not if I have anything to say about it.
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Thy will is the whole of the law,
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and thy will shall be done.
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Mars, what's it good for?
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Absolute shit.
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But this dusty waste land
been home for 999 earth years.
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Long enough to make
anyone lose their mind.
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Am I of sound mind or have I lost my head?
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Cracked up, gun bunkers, lot of blood.
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I mean it, how would I even know if I had.
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There are things I remember.
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Snippets, dream images,
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feeling traces of a life before this one.
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Life in a different world.
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On a different planet.
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I was born as some would say created.
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Some would say recreated.
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Nearly a thousand years ago
in a top secret lab in China.
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I so remember the sites.
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Faceless scientists with movements,
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as mechanical as the
machines they operated.
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Gloved hands poking and prodding at will.
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For the first year of life.
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I never looked into another pair of eyes
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that weren't hidden
behind goggles or a mask.
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I'd never touched another human
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that wasn't under a layer
of latex protection.
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It wasn't so bad.
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I didn't want to see
those assholes anyway.
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They engineered me in a Petri dish.
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Wired my lab grown body with
the latest AI technology
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and gave me eternal life.
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But Immortality is not all
that good attempt to me.
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When the great war began,
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it's spelled doom for the
earth and its civilizations.
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But for me, it was the beginning.
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In all the chaos, I broke
out of that lab and got away.
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The others perished in the flames of a war
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they ultimately helped ignite
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and turned a blind eye to.
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And their secrets died with them,
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all except me.
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It wasn't hard to lay
low when the war raged.
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People were busy trying to survive,
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trying to save themselves.
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Buying toilet paper like
there was no tomorrow.
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I saw my namesake
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assassinated in cold blood
with extreme prejudice
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and just as well.
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Soon enough, I made it to Wincheng
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and hide out on a cargo
hold of a space shuttle
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and blast off that radioactive rock
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before it all went to hell.
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Now I'm here, crash landed on
Mars of all fucking places.
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The days are hot, the nights are frigid.
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I have no clue how to make this
spaceship operational again,
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and no tools to fix it if I did.
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I like being left alone.
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But a thousand years
without a single visitor
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leads to a lot of drunk phases on rocks
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and talking to yourself,
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I'll tell you that.
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These Dusty rocks are my friends.
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And the major.
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He is a stranded
astronaut, kind of like me.
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He found my radio frequency
and we struck a rapport.
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Only he's slipping, whereas
I've been keeping it together.
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Clone DNAs devil stuck maybe.
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Space time slowed the
major's metabolism way down.
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But we both know he's dying.
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It's been a few days.
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I should see how he's doing out there.
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What up money?
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Ground control to major Tom.
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I'm re watching the 2003,
miss universe pageant.
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all these old discs still play.
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Hey, tell me the truth man.
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How many of these broads
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did you grab by the pussy?
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Technically I didn't
grab anyone's pussy Tom.
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I'm not the Donald, I'm just a Donald.
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Oh yeah I forgot.
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Well, you got the same DNA, right?
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So you must remember something.
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Which one of these pussies would you grab,
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if you could grab one?
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I don't think too
much about grabbing pussies,
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believe it or not.
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No, I don't believe it.
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It's true at this point.
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I'd settle for just seeing a woman.
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I think that'd be nice.
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Yeah, tell me about it.
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They parade all over the place
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On this little screen.
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I can't keep my hands off myself.
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TMI Tom ,TMI.
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Yeah, whatever.
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Hey, I'm thinking of calling in the bet
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on the fights this weekend.
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What can you tell me about that Tyson kid?
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Tyson kid?
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You mean Iron Mike, he retired
over a thousand years ago?
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Retired?
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He's 20 years old for Christ's sake.
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I just saw you guys on TV together.
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How you feeling Tom?
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Have you had anything to eat today?
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No, can't remember the last time I ate.
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That's cool though.
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I don't feel hungry no more
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just comfortably numb.
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Well nice talking to you major.
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Let's touch base again soon.
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You said touch base space humor,
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I like that.
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Shall long Tom.
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See you Mr. President.
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Every time I talk to the major,
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he gets a little worse,
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a little less coherent.
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I don't know how much longer he has,
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but I know one of these days
he won't be here anymore.
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Tom has been the only
voice that I've heard
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besides my own since I've been on Mars.
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I don't know what I'd do without it.
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Keeping him grounded has
also helped me stay grounded.
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When he goes, maybe
I'll start to slip too.
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Maybe it'll be for the best.
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Hello?
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Can you hear me?
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Is there anyone out there?
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I repeat is anyone out there?
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Mr. Trump are you there?
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Who said that?
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My name is Varuna
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and I've come a long way to meet you.
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You're not an easy clone to find.
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This is it.
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I'm cracking up just like Tom.
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This is not
your imagination Mr. Trump.
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We're talking through your audio intercom.
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I'm here at your base right outside.
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It's safe., the sun is up.
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Why don't you come say hello?
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Okay.
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My god your face.
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You're the spitting image of him.
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How are you Donald?
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Call me Trump.
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Very well.
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I see you've carved out a life
for yourself here on Mars.
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If that's what you want to call it.
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Who are you?
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I'm Queen Varuna
leader of the Atlantean army.
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The Atlantean?
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Strong fighters.
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We've heard of you to Trump.
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Why are we talking?
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I have information I'd
like to share with you.
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I don't make deals,
that was the other guy.
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This isn't a deal.
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You have no choice in the matter.
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No?
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Then fuck off.
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Something told me you'd be friendlier,
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after so much time alone.
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You shouldn't listen to those
voices in your alien skull.
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I don't, but I do
listen to ancient prophecy.
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And this prophecy four tells
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one strong and honest warrior
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who can destroy the oppressive force
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known as the Illuminati.
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It's leader, Aleister Crowley
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and it's overlord Lucifer himself.
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And who may that be?
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That's you.
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Me?
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Not interested.
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Is that your answer?
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Answer to what?
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Your destiny is calling.
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No one escapes destiny you know.
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Well I did it twice.
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I escaped a Chinese laboratory
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and I escaped from earth.
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But you haven't escaped from Mars
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and you won't escape the prophecy.
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I don't know what you're
trying to do here Queeny
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but you got the wrong guy.
270
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,320
We're still at war Donald.
271
00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:55,090
The allied forces are
battling the Illuminati army
272
00:13:55,090 --> 00:13:57,950
in every corner of the universe.
273
00:13:57,950 --> 00:13:59,913
And you can tip the scale.
274
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,411
Me?
275
00:14:02,411 --> 00:14:06,110
I don't give a fuck about
your war or your prophecy.
276
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,526
Commander Comrade.
277
00:14:12,526 --> 00:14:14,205
what is this pressing news
278
00:14:14,205 --> 00:14:16,452
you have for me that cannot wait?
279
00:14:16,452 --> 00:14:21,020
Until after our
ceremony are concluded.
280
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:23,470
My apologies for interrupting Aleister.
281
00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:27,750
But our radar has detected
unusual surface activity on Mars.
282
00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:29,320
I thought you should know at once.
283
00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:30,550
Surface activities?
284
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:32,723
On mars?
285
00:14:34,073 --> 00:14:36,630
That's the harshest terrain around.
286
00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,003
It's barely inhabitable.
287
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:44,554
This may be the harbor of destruction
288
00:14:44,554 --> 00:14:46,408
that Anubis warned me of.
289
00:14:46,408 --> 00:14:48,150
Should we move in and check it out?
290
00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:48,983
Yes commander.
291
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:53,323
Send Anubis armed search
party to set up camp on mars.
292
00:14:54,521 --> 00:14:56,731
Once they've secured the surface
293
00:14:56,731 --> 00:14:59,543
I'll go hunting around for myself.
294
00:14:59,543 --> 00:15:00,376
Will do sir.
295
00:15:00,376 --> 00:15:03,667
The Illuminati is at a
crucial junction commander.
296
00:15:04,730 --> 00:15:09,030
We now tilt at on the edge
of a percussion presimese.
297
00:15:10,032 --> 00:15:11,747
Dispatch the search team
298
00:15:11,747 --> 00:15:15,520
then return to my chambers immediately.
299
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,210
I wish to use this seminar intention
300
00:15:18,210 --> 00:15:22,414
to conclude my sex magic
with you in person.
301
00:15:22,414 --> 00:15:23,610
Yes, Aleister.
302
00:15:23,610 --> 00:15:25,050
I'll be there shortly
303
00:15:25,050 --> 00:15:27,430
and I eagerly await your instruction.
304
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:30,141
I know you do commander.
305
00:15:30,141 --> 00:15:32,004
I know you do.
306
00:15:50,815 --> 00:15:52,148
Ivanca, Ivanca
307
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:04,610
another vivid dream, the
sites, the suns, the feelings.
308
00:16:05,040 --> 00:16:08,380
So foreign yet so familiar.
309
00:16:08,380 --> 00:16:10,140
Like a ghostly echo.
310
00:16:10,140 --> 00:16:13,026
The life that once was.
311
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,250
What the hell is that?
312
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,160
I don't really care for this
certain uptake in activity
313
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:29,510
around here.
314
00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:33,400
When did mars become such
a popular destination?
315
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,980
If it's that Atlantean queen
316
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:37,870
coming back to pitch me on
joining her fight again.
317
00:16:37,870 --> 00:16:41,053
Maybe I'll just plant a
pick Axe between her eyes.
318
00:16:42,530 --> 00:16:46,310
Our team has landed on Mars
as you instructed Aleister.
319
00:16:46,310 --> 00:16:49,910
Come first light they'll commence
a thorough surface search.
320
00:16:49,910 --> 00:16:52,010
Excellent commander Conrad.
321
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,270
Relay my order that any living beings
322
00:16:54,270 --> 00:16:56,810
are to be executed on site.
323
00:16:56,810 --> 00:17:01,470
Their carcasses bring
back to me to be defiled.
324
00:17:01,470 --> 00:17:05,841
Unless they find one Donald Trump.
325
00:17:05,841 --> 00:17:07,841
Him, I want taken alive.
326
00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:35,029
Update me Commander.
327
00:18:35,029 --> 00:18:37,523
What is the status of
the Mars search team?
328
00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,560
Well, I've not been
able to reach the teams.
329
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,072
Since our last transmission Aleister.
330
00:18:44,072 --> 00:18:46,764
You've not been able to reach them?
331
00:18:46,764 --> 00:18:49,152
What kind of an Illuminati
332
00:18:49,152 --> 00:18:52,220
do you think am running here commander?
333
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:53,588
A strong one.
334
00:18:53,588 --> 00:18:54,780
A mighty one.
335
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,570
A fearsome one
336
00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:58,490
No one in their right mind
337
00:18:58,490 --> 00:19:02,280
wouldn't dare cross the
Illuminati army Aleister.
338
00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:04,250
Maybe it's a technical issue.
339
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,600
Mars is pretty spotty service.
340
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,130
Spotty?
341
00:19:08,130 --> 00:19:11,380
I'll show you the true meaning of spotty.
342
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:13,873
Those soldiers will understand Solitude
343
00:19:13,873 --> 00:19:17,033
when I frog their greased naked asses.
344
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:20,167
Ready the star cruiser
345
00:19:20,167 --> 00:19:25,167
and assemble my security detail
commander yourself included.
346
00:19:26,770 --> 00:19:28,463
We are going to mars.
347
00:19:32,586 --> 00:19:34,480
What the fuck's going on around here.
348
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,840
Those soldiers last night
349
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,260
weren't here to steady
insects and collect rocks,
350
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,820
I know that much.
351
00:19:40,820 --> 00:19:43,010
They were clandestine, highly trained
352
00:19:43,010 --> 00:19:45,440
armed to the teeth.
353
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,010
sooner rather than later,
354
00:19:47,010 --> 00:19:50,130
whoever sent those guys is
going to realize they're MIA.
355
00:19:50,130 --> 00:19:54,030
Then my guess is, all hell's
gonna break loose around here.
356
00:19:54,030 --> 00:19:56,123
And I'll be right in the cross hairs.
357
00:19:57,220 --> 00:20:00,100
Maybe queen Varuna is not behind this.
358
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,540
Maybe she was telling the truth
359
00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:05,440
and this God forsaken war is gonna find me
360
00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,410
whether I want to fight or not.
361
00:20:08,410 --> 00:20:11,030
She left her contact information.
362
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:11,993
What could it hurt?
363
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,320
You there Queeny?
364
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,290
Come in.
365
00:20:15,290 --> 00:20:17,026
I'm here DJT.
366
00:20:17,026 --> 00:20:18,320
Call me Trump.
367
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:20,030
I'm surprised to hear your voice
368
00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:21,820
after the way our last meeting ended.
369
00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:23,520
Is everything all right?
370
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:25,579
If you call a pile of dead lizard creeps
371
00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:28,193
in a walk in freezer all right.
372
00:20:29,030 --> 00:20:30,858
Illuminati foot soldiers.
373
00:20:30,858 --> 00:20:32,710
Are you still on Mars?
374
00:20:32,710 --> 00:20:35,420
Yeah, but I'm not alone anymore.
375
00:20:35,420 --> 00:20:36,400
They found you.
376
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,640
You've got to be careful.
377
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:40,010
However many there were, more will follow.
378
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:43,480
Hey relax sweetheart, here they are now.
379
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:44,887
What, where?
380
00:20:44,887 --> 00:20:45,960
Are you captured?
381
00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:49,490
No, but seems
every time I try to get out.
382
00:20:49,490 --> 00:20:51,613
Some asshole pulls me back in.
383
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:53,350
I'll work it out.
384
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,060
I'll notify
allied command right away.
385
00:20:57,060 --> 00:20:58,710
Stay strong Trump.
386
00:20:58,710 --> 00:21:00,763
Remember we've got your back.
387
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,833
Trump?
388
00:21:03,710 --> 00:21:04,543
Trump?
389
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,603
Who might this orange rat be.
390
00:21:19,690 --> 00:21:23,110
You're on my
turf rant You tell me.
391
00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:24,227
Who?
392
00:21:24,227 --> 00:21:27,740
But I asked you first
and we make the rules.
393
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,610
What gives you that impression?
394
00:21:29,610 --> 00:21:32,010
Look at the optics out layer.
395
00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:33,570
We've got the guns
396
00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:35,390
and we've got the numbers.
397
00:21:35,390 --> 00:21:36,380
Well, I've got the money.
398
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:37,260
Money?
399
00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:38,960
You don't think I'd just be sitting here
400
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:43,141
all by myself on mars with
my dick in my hands do you?
401
00:21:43,141 --> 00:21:45,410
Well tell me more,
402
00:21:45,410 --> 00:21:48,570
or better yet, Show me cocks man
403
00:21:48,570 --> 00:21:51,070
10 million
Japanese yen for the taking.
404
00:21:51,070 --> 00:21:55,030
One of those storage cars
over there is full of cash.
405
00:21:55,030 --> 00:21:57,113
That's right and you can have half.
406
00:21:58,020 --> 00:22:03,020
How generous
but out of curiosity,
407
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,610
what would serve us from just killing you
408
00:22:05,610 --> 00:22:07,170
and taking it all.
409
00:22:07,170 --> 00:22:11,520
Not so fast TT,
curiosity killed the cat.
410
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,890
The other car's rigged
with enough explosive to
411
00:22:14,890 --> 00:22:18,480
boom obliterate us in the blink of an eye
412
00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:21,260
and turn mars into Stardust.
413
00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:24,150
I'll take the deal, that's
why you're here right?
414
00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:25,690
Wrong.
415
00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:27,260
We're here for you.
416
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:30,940
Because you are the one aiming
to destroy the illuminati.
417
00:22:30,940 --> 00:22:34,150
Isn't that right Donald J. Trump.
418
00:22:34,150 --> 00:22:36,170
No, just cloned.
419
00:22:36,170 --> 00:22:37,487
Well I don't care if you are the first
420
00:22:37,487 --> 00:22:41,723
or the 15th generation,
you are coming with us.
421
00:22:42,650 --> 00:22:45,033
Turn around and raise your hands.
422
00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:47,213
If you insist.
423
00:22:48,060 --> 00:22:50,853
Computer play Trump's favorite playlist.
424
00:23:30,770 --> 00:23:34,300
Pot, Halo Put a vessel on
standby and beam Trump up.
425
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,720
I've never seen a shit star like this guy.
426
00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:38,190
Right away Queen Varuna.
427
00:23:38,190 --> 00:23:41,160
The Vanguard one is ready to fly queen.
428
00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,770
We must save him.
429
00:23:42,770 --> 00:23:44,700
This may be our last and only chance
430
00:23:44,700 --> 00:23:46,223
to set the prophecy in motion.
431
00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:50,090
The particle regeneration
transporter has a lock on Trump.
432
00:23:50,090 --> 00:23:51,090
Here goes nothing.
433
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:02,020
How do you feel Trump?
434
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:04,270
Tingly, what the fuck just happened?
435
00:24:04,270 --> 00:24:05,460
We've materialized you.
436
00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:07,650
In your very own spaceship
437
00:24:07,650 --> 00:24:11,440
and it's Illuminati issue to be incognito.
438
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,040
Welcome to the war.
439
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:15,650
Sounds like I just got a raw deal.
440
00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:18,260
Is it too late to tell
you to go fuck yourself?
441
00:24:18,260 --> 00:24:19,900
Way too late.
442
00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:22,390
The prophecy I told you about is real
443
00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:24,073
and it's now in motion.
444
00:24:25,254 --> 00:24:27,366
So what do we do now?
445
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:29,450
Now you go to hell.
446
00:24:29,450 --> 00:24:30,660
Fuck you bitch.
447
00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:32,010
Listen Trump.
448
00:24:32,010 --> 00:24:34,690
The prophecy States, you must
travel all the way to hell
449
00:24:34,690 --> 00:24:37,506
to face Lucifer and
destroy the Illuminati.
450
00:24:37,506 --> 00:24:39,320
That's long trip.
451
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:40,670
Who's footing the bill?
452
00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:42,520
The good guys of course.
453
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:44,760
Anything you need will
be provided by the allies
454
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:45,900
without question.
455
00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:48,150
How about a fifth of whiskey and a Cuban.
456
00:24:48,150 --> 00:24:50,285
No, the booze is no problem.
457
00:24:50,285 --> 00:24:55,285
As for the Cuban, do you
mean a cigar or a sidekick?
458
00:24:55,380 --> 00:24:57,690
A cigar, unless your
sidekick can deliver
459
00:24:57,690 --> 00:24:59,150
your head on a stick.
460
00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:00,290
Stogy it is.
461
00:25:00,290 --> 00:25:03,365
When I get back, I'm going to kill you.
462
00:25:03,365 --> 00:25:04,815
Lucifer's waiting.
463
00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:08,160
Dig this new technology.
464
00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,230
They didn't make him like
this when I was on earth.
465
00:25:11,230 --> 00:25:12,480
What does this button do?
466
00:25:15,880 --> 00:25:17,103
It's been a while.
467
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:22,223
This ships a fine piece
of hardware for sure.
468
00:25:22,223 --> 00:25:24,870
More like tasting a smooth eyeball
469
00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:26,610
while tickling the ivories.
470
00:25:26,610 --> 00:25:29,560
With a leggy dame in a red slit dress
471
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,690
stretched out on top
of the mahogany grand.
472
00:25:32,690 --> 00:25:35,460
But it might be even finer
to turn this cruiser around
473
00:25:35,460 --> 00:25:38,960
and fly off to the grivation nebula
474
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,270
live happily ever after.
475
00:25:41,270 --> 00:25:44,010
which in my case is for fucking ever,
476
00:25:44,010 --> 00:25:46,477
even paradise would get dull.
477
00:25:46,477 --> 00:25:49,040
Fuck it I love a good fight.
478
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,030
Let's see what this prophecy
businesses is all about.
479
00:25:52,030 --> 00:25:55,033
Hell you ain't see nothing yet.
480
00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:05,210
You mean to tell
me, Donald Trump is alive.
481
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:07,203
Not exactly princess Carney.
482
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:11,520
However, the Chinese clone
of Trump is alive and well.
483
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,140
And through him, the prophecy
can still be realized.
484
00:26:15,140 --> 00:26:17,360
This is the best news we've received,
485
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,060
since the Illuminati fled
the Milky way to regroup
486
00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:23,955
after losing the battle
of the beyond in 2457.
487
00:26:23,955 --> 00:26:25,560
I agree princess.
488
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,330
This could very well signal
the turning of the tide.
489
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:29,510
I'm sending my best man,
490
00:26:29,510 --> 00:26:31,610
Jack van Helsing to backup Trump.
491
00:26:31,610 --> 00:26:34,090
Whatever he needs, we'll be there.
492
00:26:34,090 --> 00:26:37,420
Varuna this could finally
seal victory for the allies
493
00:26:37,420 --> 00:26:40,300
and ensure the survival of the human race.
494
00:26:40,300 --> 00:26:42,373
God willing princess, it will.
495
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,050
I wanna talk to you.
496
00:26:55,050 --> 00:26:56,340
We've been over this.
497
00:26:56,340 --> 00:26:57,420
Over what?
498
00:26:57,420 --> 00:27:00,100
I can't keep it in
my pants is what you said.
499
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,430
Was I wrong?
500
00:27:01,430 --> 00:27:02,540
Are you flirting?
501
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,373
No.
502
00:27:03,373 --> 00:27:04,410
Then we won't know will we?
503
00:27:04,410 --> 00:27:05,670
I need you.
504
00:27:05,670 --> 00:27:06,840
For a mission that is.
505
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,800
You got me hard for a second there.
506
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,720
I'm sure One of dr. Jekyll's nurses
507
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,230
can take care of it for you.
508
00:27:12,230 --> 00:27:14,280
No thanks they're needle happy.
509
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,450
That's their job.
510
00:27:15,450 --> 00:27:17,020
You have one too.
511
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:19,560
It would be nice if you
focused on it more often,
512
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,780
What do you need Carney?
513
00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:22,360
Trump is in the cosmos.
514
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,010
If we can see the way that
he gets safe passage to hell,
515
00:27:25,010 --> 00:27:26,920
the prophecy can be fulfilled.
516
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:27,760
Trump?
517
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:29,340
You mean the Donald?
518
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:30,173
But I thought
519
00:27:30,173 --> 00:27:31,230
Donald V2.
520
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:32,610
He's a Chinese lab clone
521
00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:36,400
with the same drive spirit
and will as the Donald.
522
00:27:36,400 --> 00:27:38,350
He's been hiding out on Mars.
523
00:27:38,350 --> 00:27:40,350
Now he's ready to go to hell.
524
00:27:40,350 --> 00:27:41,970
Sounds like a bad deal to me.
525
00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:43,310
That's not your call.
526
00:27:43,310 --> 00:27:46,540
Trump's flying under the radar
in an Illuminati cruiser.
527
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,900
Your ship is fueled and ready.
528
00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:51,270
Rendezvous with him and run interference.
529
00:27:51,270 --> 00:27:53,520
Keep him safe at all costs.
530
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:54,930
Is this a suicide mission?
531
00:27:54,930 --> 00:27:57,220
Make it Whatever you want it to be VH.
532
00:27:57,220 --> 00:27:58,950
just clean up and blast off.
533
00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:01,110
I prefer to blast off than clean up.
534
00:28:01,110 --> 00:28:02,780
Your vessels in dock four.
535
00:28:02,780 --> 00:28:05,680
How about I parked my vessel
in your dock when I get back?
536
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:07,593
Leave, as soon as you're ready.
537
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:11,210
I love it when you talk dirty.
538
00:28:11,210 --> 00:28:13,660
Leave as soon as you're ready.
539
00:28:13,660 --> 00:28:15,910
This perpetual war is getting old.
540
00:28:15,910 --> 00:28:18,143
How much longer can this last anyway?
541
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:21,040
The Illuminati been gunning for our heads
542
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:22,870
ever since I can remember.
543
00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:24,633
And I'm a fucking clone myself.
544
00:28:25,530 --> 00:28:26,640
I wonder if the original
545
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:28,673
Jack van Helsing dealt with this shit.
546
00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:32,830
Mars sounds like a good option to me.
547
00:28:32,830 --> 00:28:34,170
Little peace and quiet.
548
00:28:34,170 --> 00:28:35,003
Shouldn't be too hard
549
00:28:35,003 --> 00:28:36,890
to keep the surface crawlers at Bay.
550
00:28:36,890 --> 00:28:39,163
Bug light or a tiki
torch will do the trick.
551
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,770
Maybe I can interest
Trump in trading places.
552
00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:45,830
They could fill my spot in the allied army
553
00:28:45,830 --> 00:28:48,530
and I could ease into
retirement on the red planet.
554
00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:51,080
I bet he's got sweet digs out there.
555
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,090
The soldier life is getting old.
556
00:28:53,090 --> 00:28:55,527
I can't believe I made it this far.
557
00:29:25,720 --> 00:29:28,330
That day almost ended
everything for the allies
558
00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:30,430
and the trapped.
559
00:29:30,430 --> 00:29:32,950
I'm still not sure who
got the better of it.
560
00:29:32,950 --> 00:29:35,420
Our top command or unit was decimated.
561
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:37,783
The Traps came real
close to being wiped out.
562
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:42,020
None of us can afford to get
that close to the abyss again.
563
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:45,820
In this game, the price
of the fetus extinction.
564
00:29:45,820 --> 00:29:47,550
VH report
to dock four for duty.
565
00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:50,370
I repeat report to dock for duty.
566
00:29:50,370 --> 00:29:52,233
I heard you the first time doll.
567
00:29:53,410 --> 00:29:54,980
Did you see what that son of a bitch
568
00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:57,120
did on mars commander Comrade?
569
00:29:57,120 --> 00:30:01,070
Clones just can't beam
themselves up like that Aleister.
570
00:30:01,070 --> 00:30:02,120
He had help.
571
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:05,223
Yes, well, he's going
to need a lot more of it.
572
00:30:05,223 --> 00:30:08,640
Am implementing a full
scale search and destroy
573
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,413
for Donald Trump.
574
00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:16,337
And any allies who gets in
our way in the slightest,
575
00:30:16,337 --> 00:30:19,010
are to be terminate on site.
576
00:30:19,010 --> 00:30:22,530
Ten four we'll find
him in no time Aleister.
577
00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:26,160
He's not only got the most
hated face in the universe.
578
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,640
He's got the ugliest.
579
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,150
stand on just.
580
00:30:29,150 --> 00:30:33,020
That's right, the bastard
can't hide anywhere for long.
581
00:30:33,020 --> 00:30:36,320
We'll have his hide
skinned any minute now.
582
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,980
And we won't have to
worry about tanning it.
583
00:30:38,980 --> 00:30:40,640
That's what I like to hear.
584
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:45,640
Tell me, commander, have you
ever consumed human flesh?
585
00:30:45,830 --> 00:30:50,570
I mean, choice cuts seasoned
and roasted to perfection.
586
00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:51,403
I have not.
587
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:57,020
You are in for
such a delectable treat.
588
00:30:57,020 --> 00:30:59,130
Am glad to see
you finally took flight VH.
589
00:30:59,130 --> 00:31:02,030
I was the beginning to think
you were getting cold feet.
590
00:31:02,030 --> 00:31:03,960
I had to use the bathroom princess.
591
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,010
Fair enough.
592
00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:06,620
Watch your back out there.
593
00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:09,810
I'd like to remind you
that the stakes are high.
594
00:31:09,810 --> 00:31:11,290
Aren't they always?
595
00:31:11,290 --> 00:31:13,610
Not like this, with Trump in the fray,
596
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:16,170
we stand a real chance of winning this war
597
00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:19,240
and ushering in an era of peace.
598
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,190
The rest of us fight tooth and nail
599
00:31:21,190 --> 00:31:23,170
for any small victory we can achieve,
600
00:31:23,170 --> 00:31:25,670
but Trump's different.
601
00:31:25,670 --> 00:31:26,503
He's prophesied.
602
00:31:26,503 --> 00:31:28,573
Let's just hope it
turns out better for him
603
00:31:28,573 --> 00:31:30,800
than it did for the original Donald?
604
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:33,090
That's why you're in the game VH.
605
00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:36,310
Just remember to keep it in
your pants out there all right?
606
00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:38,700
I'll be fine I'm flying commando.
607
00:31:38,700 --> 00:31:41,100
Good, sometimes you don't even do that.
608
00:31:41,100 --> 00:31:43,130
I want you to stay focused.
609
00:31:43,130 --> 00:31:45,180
Your goal is to locate the new head of the
610
00:31:45,180 --> 00:31:47,700
Illuminati forces, Aleister Crowley.
611
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:49,846
and bring him in alive.
612
00:31:49,846 --> 00:31:51,050
Alive?
613
00:31:51,050 --> 00:31:51,950
What fun is that?
614
00:31:51,950 --> 00:31:54,093
Just do as I say soldier.
615
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,000
Since the dawn of this
good versus evil conflict,
616
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,190
we've wiped out enough Illuminati leaders
617
00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:02,560
to fill a moon graveyard,
618
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,670
but they always grow a new head.
619
00:32:05,670 --> 00:32:08,260
Someone always steps
up to take their place
620
00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,883
and keep waging war.
621
00:32:10,830 --> 00:32:12,930
This time we're gonna subvert
622
00:32:12,930 --> 00:32:15,330
the Illuminati cause from within.
623
00:32:15,330 --> 00:32:16,640
What are we talking about?
624
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,540
A little something Dr.
Jekyll's been working on
625
00:32:19,540 --> 00:32:22,720
an experimental serum that
can reverse ideologies
626
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:25,218
and scramble intentions.
627
00:32:25,218 --> 00:32:27,540
Hell a fifth of bourbon will do that.
628
00:32:27,540 --> 00:32:29,610
You find Crowley,
bring him to headquarters
629
00:32:29,610 --> 00:32:32,270
and he'll be our first test subject.
630
00:32:32,270 --> 00:32:35,500
If we can get him to order
his evil forces to stand down
631
00:32:35,500 --> 00:32:39,400
and Trump makes it to hell
to realize the prophecy.
632
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:42,920
This endless war will at last be won.
633
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,560
I bet I'll get lucky then?
634
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,730
Help me bring peace
to the universe soldier
635
00:32:46,730 --> 00:32:49,620
and I'll give you anything you want.
636
00:32:49,620 --> 00:32:51,080
That's all you had to say doll.
637
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:53,340
Be careful, I want you under the radar
638
00:32:53,340 --> 00:32:55,090
so you won't have backup on this one.
639
00:32:55,090 --> 00:32:55,970
That's all right.
640
00:32:55,970 --> 00:32:58,460
I have a little insurance
policy I can call on,
641
00:32:58,460 --> 00:33:01,030
In times just like this.
642
00:33:01,030 --> 00:33:04,340
Well, Mr. Trump,
I'll admit, I'm a bit surprised
643
00:33:04,340 --> 00:33:07,240
you haven't turned your
ship around 180 degrees
644
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:09,315
and flown off to the Nebula.
645
00:33:09,315 --> 00:33:10,230
I thought about it.
646
00:33:10,230 --> 00:33:12,100
I'm sure you did.
647
00:33:12,100 --> 00:33:13,670
Just know this.
648
00:33:13,670 --> 00:33:17,430
The prophecy is more important
than the life of a clone.
649
00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:19,690
You occupy a very special place
650
00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:21,690
in the history of our universe.
651
00:33:21,690 --> 00:33:23,770
Far more special than your predecessor
652
00:33:23,770 --> 00:33:26,560
who only achieved the 45th presidency
653
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,660
of earths United States.
654
00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:30,930
What a splash that asshole made.
655
00:33:30,930 --> 00:33:35,170
Indeed, so imagine the
splash you'll make in contrast.
656
00:33:35,170 --> 00:33:37,250
Whereas he was a despised villain.
657
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:39,280
You'll be a beloved hero.
658
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:40,945
Well since you put it that way?
659
00:33:40,945 --> 00:33:44,900
Just like my name sake I
do what I say I'm gonna do.
660
00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:47,430
I get the job done Queeny,
661
00:33:47,430 --> 00:33:51,490
and no illuminati soldier
alive can stop me.
662
00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:53,510
Delightful Mr. Trump.
663
00:33:53,510 --> 00:33:55,303
Now let's go to war.
664
00:33:57,104 --> 00:33:59,117
My wicked Crowley?
665
00:33:59,117 --> 00:34:00,813
Yes, Lucifer.
666
00:34:03,910 --> 00:34:07,980
Speak to me oh mighty beast.
667
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:11,693
And your will shall be done
through my loyal hands.
668
00:34:12,540 --> 00:34:16,250
This is to know when the time comes
669
00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:19,240
I shall mobilize all the universe dammed
670
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:23,210
for an attack unlike any
the allies have ever faced,
671
00:34:23,210 --> 00:34:24,800
non will be spared.
672
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,310
The hearts and livers of the
hollies shall be spit roasted
673
00:34:28,310 --> 00:34:31,743
in the raging flames of
hell for all eternity.
674
00:34:33,319 --> 00:34:36,103
Let it be known oh mighty lucifer.
675
00:34:37,430 --> 00:34:41,570
That I am forever in your service.
676
00:34:41,570 --> 00:34:45,723
This people and their God are fools.
677
00:34:47,023 --> 00:34:51,290
And like fools they will
be driven before you
678
00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:54,120
at the time of your choosing.
679
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:58,497
This I do solemnly vow.
680
00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:01,650
Go my son, go and spread hell fire
681
00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:06,180
and in turn your place in
hell will be at my feet.
682
00:35:06,180 --> 00:35:09,580
And what big feet you have my lord.
683
00:35:09,580 --> 00:35:12,700
In the blasphemous Bible's own words.
684
00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,760
how at thou fallen from heave, oh Lucifer,
685
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,540
son of the morning.
686
00:35:17,540 --> 00:35:20,030
How at thou cut down to the ground,
687
00:35:20,030 --> 00:35:22,290
which dis weakens the nations.
688
00:35:22,290 --> 00:35:26,885
And now, one would we now march, onward.
689
00:35:26,885 --> 00:35:28,802
Into glorious oblivion.
690
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:35,130
It looks like I
missed a hell of a good time.
691
00:35:35,130 --> 00:35:37,380
Bigfoot always did know
how to throw a party.
692
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,770
guess I should come to the debris,
693
00:35:39,770 --> 00:35:42,210
see if he's plastered someplace.
694
00:35:42,210 --> 00:35:44,300
He might need to be
rolled over on his side.
695
00:35:44,300 --> 00:35:47,493
Puke asphyxiation is no
way for a Sasquatch to go.
696
00:35:49,642 --> 00:35:50,910
Van Helsing
697
00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:52,960
Long time no see old buddy.
698
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,820
How's it hanging?
699
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:57,150
To the left as always.
I'd offer you a drink
700
00:35:57,150 --> 00:35:59,300
but all is left all is left are empties.
701
00:35:59,300 --> 00:36:00,590
Stylishly lead to one thing,
702
00:36:00,590 --> 00:36:03,030
but you missed the bash entirely.
703
00:36:03,030 --> 00:36:06,210
My bad foot, but, I
didn't come to party.
704
00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:07,350
No?
705
00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:08,620
Why then my dude.
706
00:36:08,620 --> 00:36:09,950
I'm on a mission,
707
00:36:09,950 --> 00:36:11,850
and I could use a bruiser for backup.
708
00:36:11,850 --> 00:36:14,150
Bloodshed and mayhem?
709
00:36:14,150 --> 00:36:15,803
Fuck yeah, I'm in.
710
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:19,653
I was hoping you'd
say that, let's rumble.
711
00:36:20,486 --> 00:36:22,500
When you said let's rumble,
712
00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:24,520
I didn't think navigating the meteor field
713
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,070
is what you meant the VH.
714
00:36:26,070 --> 00:36:28,150
Relax buddy, I know what I'm doing.
715
00:36:28,150 --> 00:36:29,130
Good to know.
716
00:36:29,130 --> 00:36:31,440
Cause a navigational
error of one millimeter
717
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:33,600
will implode us in the blink of an eye.
718
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,683
Listen to you,
with the big words.
719
00:36:35,683 --> 00:36:38,240
Somebody has been reading
the dictionary I sent.
720
00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:39,530
What can I say?
721
00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,287
brute force and big cox used
to be the name of the game,
722
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:45,660
but these days, chicks
dig a smart Sasquatch.
723
00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:48,960
Well, all right, next
time I'll send a thesaurus.
724
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,270
Okay, so check it out.
725
00:36:50,270 --> 00:36:52,210
We're sneaking through this meteor shower,
726
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,250
because the electromagnetic
727
00:36:53,250 --> 00:36:55,520
pulses through off radar detection.
728
00:36:55,520 --> 00:36:57,190
We're going to surprise Aleister Crowley,
729
00:36:57,190 --> 00:36:58,540
aboard his own vessel,
730
00:36:58,540 --> 00:37:01,220
right under the noses
of his Illuminati army,
731
00:37:01,220 --> 00:37:02,570
and take him into custody.
732
00:37:02,570 --> 00:37:04,510
Why don't we just
smash his fucking head in
733
00:37:04,510 --> 00:37:07,440
like a rock melon on the
floor, and be done with it.
734
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:08,797
Trust me, I'd like to,
735
00:37:08,797 --> 00:37:11,840
but I have orders to
apprehend, not terminate.
736
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:14,000
Okay sitter, sitter.
737
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:17,740
There it is, Illuminati
headquarters is on our screens.
738
00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:19,703
Keep us on course while I hop aboard.
739
00:38:06,650 --> 00:38:10,000
Come on, come on, what
the hell is taking so long.
740
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:13,247
Those Illuminati punks are like all doves.
741
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,810
Sorry about the delay foot,
742
00:38:41,810 --> 00:38:44,580
ran into a little snag,
but I took care of it.
743
00:38:44,580 --> 00:38:46,230
If you want to come have some fun,
744
00:38:46,230 --> 00:38:48,450
the loading entrance of
the lower orbital segment
745
00:38:48,450 --> 00:38:49,610
is all clear.
746
00:38:49,610 --> 00:38:51,850
I'm approaching the
ship's command center now.
747
00:38:51,850 --> 00:38:54,673
Sounds fun, I'm on my way.
748
00:38:54,673 --> 00:38:58,380
How did the meeting with
Emperor Lucifer go Aleister.
749
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,250
It went smashingly commander.
750
00:39:00,250 --> 00:39:02,816
Under our Lord's rule,
751
00:39:02,816 --> 00:39:06,880
the glorious new dawn
will soon be upon us.
752
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:10,050
Like a savage dock steed mounting a fairer
753
00:39:10,050 --> 00:39:12,670
and supple maiden in the deep woods,
754
00:39:12,670 --> 00:39:17,670
where no one can see her
ravaged, or hear her screams.
755
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:19,633
Such a way with words.
756
00:39:21,161 --> 00:39:22,310
Who's there?
757
00:39:22,310 --> 00:39:23,602
Time's up Crowley.
758
00:39:23,602 --> 00:39:27,930
How the hell did two
allied breach my security?
759
00:39:27,930 --> 00:39:29,210
It wasn't difficult Crowley,
760
00:39:29,210 --> 00:39:31,610
In fact, I did it all by myself.
761
00:39:31,610 --> 00:39:33,680
You ought to hired better help than him.
762
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,080
Kiss my ass Niederthor
763
00:39:36,100 --> 00:39:37,190
No need for that,
764
00:39:37,190 --> 00:39:39,640
you're on your way to the
allied headquarters where?
765
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,030
If you know what's good for you,
766
00:39:41,030 --> 00:39:43,300
you'll do exactly as you're told.
767
00:39:43,300 --> 00:39:45,480
Your ass belongs to us now, Crowley.
768
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:49,131
Well, threatened me
with a good time stud.
769
00:39:51,350 --> 00:39:53,340
Sounds like they just realized
770
00:39:53,340 --> 00:39:55,380
their leader is gone VH.
771
00:39:55,380 --> 00:39:57,280
They'll be on our tales.
772
00:39:57,280 --> 00:39:58,230
Let them come.
773
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,930
We'll be back behind
meteor cover in seconds.
774
00:40:00,930 --> 00:40:02,980
I'm going to tell princess the good news.
775
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:11,960
Good news princess, we got them.
776
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,830
Crowley's in our cargo hold.
777
00:40:13,830 --> 00:40:16,050
The Illuminati snake is headless.
778
00:40:16,050 --> 00:40:17,373
Oh, that's great news VH.
779
00:40:17,373 --> 00:40:21,660
The celebrations in order,
but the job's not done yet.
780
00:40:21,660 --> 00:40:24,060
First get back here, safe and sound.
781
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:25,620
On my way, sweetheart.
782
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:27,950
I can't remember the last
time you called me that.
783
00:40:27,950 --> 00:40:29,350
Well, get used to it,
784
00:40:29,350 --> 00:40:30,730
going on another solo mission
785
00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:32,980
makes me remember how
special you are Carney.
786
00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:34,798
Really?
787
00:40:34,798 --> 00:40:35,631
Really?
788
00:40:35,631 --> 00:40:37,363
And you work it till I
ache when you're on top.
789
00:40:37,363 --> 00:40:38,280
I know.
790
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,540
Still humble as ever I see.
791
00:40:40,540 --> 00:40:41,593
Tell me about it.
792
00:40:43,050 --> 00:40:46,103
And here it is
Illuminati headquarters.
793
00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:52,600
Like a flying hornet's nest,
some bad evil people in there.
794
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:55,080
Real horrible low lives.
795
00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,060
This is my chance to
show the universe that,
796
00:40:58,060 --> 00:41:00,960
even after a thousand plus years,
797
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:04,450
Trump-mania still alive and kicking.
798
00:41:04,450 --> 00:41:06,660
Get ready to bite at you scum,
799
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:07,963
here I come.
800
00:41:10,060 --> 00:41:12,843
Suck on that, you corrupt creeps.
801
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,110
Cheers Queeny.
802
00:41:23,110 --> 00:41:25,820
You know, I can use an ally
If you could spare one.
803
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:28,660
You need only ask Trump, stay strong.
804
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:30,773
My Atlantean forces are on the way.
805
00:41:37,010 --> 00:41:39,733
Well, my job's done
here, it's break time.
806
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:44,090
Allied HQ has the best
galley in outer space,
807
00:41:44,090 --> 00:41:46,333
their fridge is always stocked.
808
00:41:47,926 --> 00:41:52,180
I smell roast beef, potato salad, lasagna,
809
00:41:52,180 --> 00:41:54,490
I can't wait to sink my teeth in.
810
00:41:54,490 --> 00:41:57,420
Welcome to
allied headquarters Crowley,
811
00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:59,980
I'd trust the trust the
handcuffs weren't too tight.
812
00:41:59,980 --> 00:42:03,300
Maybe I enjoy myself
when they're tight cunt.
813
00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:04,970
Watch your mouth you little shit,
814
00:42:04,970 --> 00:42:06,563
or I'll fill it with my fist.
815
00:42:07,643 --> 00:42:11,620
Teasing fun again, bring it on stud.
816
00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:13,526
I'll cut
to the chase Aleister.
817
00:42:13,526 --> 00:42:16,750
the injection, Dr. Jekyll
administered when you arrived,
818
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:18,913
should be taking effect any minute.
819
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,220
Your job is simple.
820
00:42:22,220 --> 00:42:26,300
Renounced the Illuminati
and all its nefarious goals,
821
00:42:26,300 --> 00:42:31,258
and order your army to
stand down, immediately.
822
00:42:31,258 --> 00:42:34,380
Sounds like you need
me to play along harlot.
823
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:35,960
Why should I help you?
824
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:38,330
Because you have no choice.
825
00:42:38,330 --> 00:42:40,600
The serum coursing through your veins
826
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:42,539
is an experimental mood drug,
827
00:42:42,539 --> 00:42:46,410
designed to make you wholly
and mean able to suggestion.
828
00:42:46,410 --> 00:42:48,270
No matter how out of character
829
00:42:48,270 --> 00:42:51,084
for your natural inclinations.
830
00:42:51,084 --> 00:42:52,700
Boil it down bitch.
831
00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,557
One more insult, and I'll
hand you your teeth you little..
832
00:42:54,557 --> 00:42:56,010
Do, as I say quickly,
833
00:42:56,010 --> 00:42:58,850
because you'll do as I say regardless,
834
00:42:58,850 --> 00:43:01,310
then we can rush you back to Jekyll's lab
835
00:43:01,310 --> 00:43:04,299
and he'll inject you
with a serum antidote.
836
00:43:04,299 --> 00:43:07,716
Antidote, why would I need an antidote?
837
00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:11,710
The drug is highly experimental.
838
00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:14,680
So experimental, in
fact that we don't know
839
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:17,480
it's short term effects on the system.
840
00:43:17,480 --> 00:43:19,010
A large dose will make you say
841
00:43:19,010 --> 00:43:22,770
whatever an engineer
wants you to say verbatim.
842
00:43:22,770 --> 00:43:26,290
But, as it cycles through your body,
843
00:43:26,290 --> 00:43:28,563
it may result in sudden death.
844
00:43:31,094 --> 00:43:33,177
You think I fear death?
845
00:43:34,323 --> 00:43:38,630
I am death, unite me
with my master, Lucifer,
846
00:43:38,630 --> 00:43:42,050
and I will return thrice as powerful.
847
00:43:42,050 --> 00:43:43,500
Well, this could go better.
848
00:43:44,980 --> 00:43:47,680
Princess Carney Trump is right outside
849
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,790
Illuminati headquarters about
to fulfill the prophecy,
850
00:43:50,790 --> 00:43:53,523
but he's under heavy fire
and needs assistance.
851
00:43:54,730 --> 00:43:58,720
Did you shit heads really
think it would be so easy?
852
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:01,200
It was easy enough to nab you fuck face.
853
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:02,790
Send the coordinates and all deploy our
854
00:44:02,790 --> 00:44:04,770
fighter fleet at once Varuna.
855
00:44:04,770 --> 00:44:06,468
We're on our way.
856
00:44:06,468 --> 00:44:08,022
Open wide cocksuckers.
857
00:44:10,660 --> 00:44:12,400
Hello, Mr. Trump.
858
00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:14,600
I'm princess Carney Divine,
859
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:17,220
leader of the intergalactic allied forces.
860
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:19,500
Well hello there young lady.
861
00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:22,870
I'm calling to tell you,
my fighters are on their way.
862
00:44:22,870 --> 00:44:25,208
You have our full support.
863
00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:28,900
Tremendous, see, you look like you have
864
00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:31,350
a badging body under that suit.
865
00:44:31,350 --> 00:44:33,813
How about lunch when this is all over?
866
00:44:35,240 --> 00:44:37,175
I'm joining the fight Carney.
867
00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,820
The Atlantean army is behind me
868
00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:40,720
and we are willing to fight to the death.
869
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:44,060
We'll make sure you don't
have to, thank you Varuna.
870
00:44:53,830 --> 00:44:56,560
Attention, Illuminati army.
871
00:44:56,560 --> 00:45:00,370
This is princess Carney
of the allied forces.
872
00:45:00,370 --> 00:45:04,320
You're surrounded. Your
command has surrendered.
873
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:07,673
You've nowhere to run,
and nowhere to hide,
874
00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:11,130
Give up peacefully and be spared,
875
00:45:11,130 --> 00:45:14,763
or choose to fight and be
blasted straight to hell.
876
00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:19,810
Is that supposed to be a deterrent?
877
00:45:19,810 --> 00:45:24,810
Slut hell is home to the Illuminati.
878
00:45:24,910 --> 00:45:27,510
We bask in it's firely glow,
879
00:45:27,510 --> 00:45:30,480
warm our toes in it's red hot embers.
880
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,040
I'll leave the deterring to you Crowley,
881
00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,690
it's time for you to address your army.
882
00:45:35,690 --> 00:45:37,323
You know the talking points.
883
00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:40,756
I seem to have forgotten,
884
00:45:40,756 --> 00:45:44,363
seems your mad doctor isn't
all he is cracked up to be.
885
00:45:45,501 --> 00:45:47,111
I think I'll take a nap.
886
00:45:47,111 --> 00:45:49,230
Let's just beat it out of him.
887
00:45:49,230 --> 00:45:52,290
Forget it the VH, we gave him a chance.
888
00:45:52,290 --> 00:45:54,203
Let the drug stop his heart.
889
00:45:56,030 --> 00:45:59,200
Meet me in the command center,
it's time to finish this.
890
00:45:59,200 --> 00:46:00,790
I love a good climax.
891
00:46:00,790 --> 00:46:03,880
I know I'll make sure
you have another one
892
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:05,850
when this is all over.
893
00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:10,353
You little slut,
you're my kind of woman.
894
00:46:11,337 --> 00:46:12,630
Room for a third?
895
00:46:12,630 --> 00:46:14,350
Fuck off sleaze.
896
00:46:14,350 --> 00:46:17,453
Dirty talk will get you everywhere stud.
897
00:46:18,810 --> 00:46:21,683
But, best attend to the task at hand.
898
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:26,220
Mark now the words of the beast,
899
00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:29,443
my minions will not go quietly.
900
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:38,350
Damn it,
that was a direct hit,
901
00:46:38,350 --> 00:46:40,163
we can't absorb too many of those.
902
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:46,743
Look, the Atlantean
are here, just in time.
903
00:46:48,690 --> 00:46:50,070
We've got
to keep the bastards
904
00:46:50,070 --> 00:46:51,140
off Trump's back,
905
00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:54,000
so he can get to hell
and realize the prophecy.
906
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,800
Got it, how does
one go to hell anyway?
907
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,390
The gateway is
on our old home planet earth.
908
00:46:59,390 --> 00:47:00,593
Of course it is.
909
00:47:01,590 --> 00:47:04,612
Listen Trump, the gateway
to hell is on earth.
910
00:47:17,733 --> 00:47:21,860
listen, my name is a spotty
track record that I guy is,
911
00:47:21,860 --> 00:47:26,280
it's mired in lawsuits, bad
deals, false accusations,
912
00:47:26,280 --> 00:47:29,940
smear tactics, and threats of all kinds.
913
00:47:31,953 --> 00:47:35,770
Well from one clone to another,
life is what we do today.
914
00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:36,847
He's right Trump,
915
00:47:36,847 --> 00:47:39,650
And the earth is a shell
of its former self,
916
00:47:39,650 --> 00:47:44,020
nothing but a wasteland of
crumbling, smoldering artifacts,
917
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:45,820
with the exception of Dubai.
918
00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:46,950
Dubai?
919
00:47:46,950 --> 00:47:48,630
Why was Dubai spared?
920
00:47:48,630 --> 00:47:50,143
Its the entrance to hell?
921
00:47:51,550 --> 00:47:53,050
That explains a lot.
922
00:47:58,571 --> 00:48:00,960
It looks so tranquil from up here,
923
00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,960
you'd never guessed it
was a wasteland portal
924
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:04,110
to the underworld.
925
00:48:04,110 --> 00:48:08,110
Something about this view
seems unsettlingly familiar.
926
00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:10,200
Like I've done this before.
927
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,510
Starting in 1949,
928
00:48:12,510 --> 00:48:15,177
top secret international
labs transported human being
929
00:48:15,177 --> 00:48:17,090
out to space and back.
930
00:48:17,090 --> 00:48:20,833
Far more than was reported,
far more than anyone ever knew.
931
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:26,403
Whether for purposes suspected
or unknown doesn't matter.
932
00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:30,263
By the time the USSR launched Yuri Gagarin
933
00:48:30,263 --> 00:48:33,270
into orbit in 1961,
934
00:48:33,270 --> 00:48:36,810
dozens of human guinea pigs
had already been sent up.
935
00:48:36,810 --> 00:48:41,810
Some never returned, some did,
and wished they that hadn't.
936
00:48:42,630 --> 00:48:45,060
Trace DNA from these experiments,
937
00:48:45,060 --> 00:48:47,420
still exists in many people.
938
00:48:47,420 --> 00:48:50,160
Silent biological time bombs,
939
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:52,430
passed down through generations,
940
00:48:52,430 --> 00:48:56,994
but even more for those of
us conceive in a Petri dish.
941
00:48:56,994 --> 00:48:58,120
I've always wondered
942
00:48:58,120 --> 00:49:01,770
if Major Tom was a result of this stuff.
943
00:49:01,770 --> 00:49:05,120
if they sent him up and
just forgot about him or
944
00:49:05,120 --> 00:49:06,840
pulled the plug on his program,
945
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,750
when the planet went to shit.
946
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,523
He had a thousand years to think about it.
947
00:49:12,410 --> 00:49:15,003
He could have mentioned
it anytime he wanted to,
948
00:49:16,090 --> 00:49:19,333
I should have asked, it's
probably too late now.
949
00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:25,963
What a strange, strange trip this life is.
950
00:49:31,630 --> 00:49:32,773
Oh shit.
951
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,910
Flight commander Magnus was hit Carney.
952
00:49:41,535 --> 00:49:42,560
He's gone.
953
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:46,880
God damn them, these bastards will pay.
954
00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:49,800
All allied fighters listening
to the sound of my voice,
955
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,160
unload on the Illuminati mothership,
956
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:55,343
spare nothing, fire, everything we've got.
957
00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:59,640
Sounds like my kind type of party.
958
00:49:59,640 --> 00:50:01,780
I'm jumping in the pool VH.
959
00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:04,260
How about some cover
fire till I get clear?
960
00:50:04,260 --> 00:50:05,667
You got it foot.
961
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:13,670
The stealth fighter launch
pad, is cleared for takeoff.
962
00:50:13,670 --> 00:50:18,323
Exiting headquarters, in three, two, one.
963
00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,470
There she is.
964
00:50:25,470 --> 00:50:28,980
Sweet mother earth and all her decay.
965
00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:31,150
Ain't we a pair girl?
966
00:50:31,150 --> 00:50:34,780
I don't know who got
the raw deal, You or me?
967
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:38,080
I can't help but question the
logic of me running around
968
00:50:38,080 --> 00:50:40,390
with his head on my shoulders.
969
00:50:40,390 --> 00:50:43,270
I'm not exactly incognito.
970
00:50:43,270 --> 00:50:48,010
Maybe a disguise would be best,
but where would I find one?
971
00:50:48,010 --> 00:50:52,793
Gonna have to be stealthy,
cunning, ruthless.
972
00:50:54,652 --> 00:50:57,070
A downed ship from the great war,
973
00:50:57,070 --> 00:51:02,070
countless lives lost, dreams
shattered, hopes destroyed,
974
00:51:02,980 --> 00:51:06,490
this planted never
recovered, never bounced back
975
00:51:06,490 --> 00:51:09,490
as promised, but hollow leaders,
976
00:51:09,490 --> 00:51:13,840
my namesake included, another one.
977
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,800
It's crew of piss and vinegar warriors,
978
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,460
sniffed out before their prime,
979
00:51:19,460 --> 00:51:23,880
nothing but names etched
on a concrete wall now.
980
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:26,120
That wall long crumbled,
981
00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:28,383
somewhere in the rubble of earth's ruin.
982
00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:31,530
I wonder if the original Donald Trump
983
00:51:31,530 --> 00:51:33,200
had any concept of the lives
984
00:51:33,200 --> 00:51:37,780
that hung in the balance
of his social media storm,
985
00:51:37,780 --> 00:51:40,093
or if he ever even gave a fuck.
986
00:51:42,270 --> 00:51:44,530
New York city.
987
00:51:44,530 --> 00:51:46,480
I'm not that guy.
988
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:50,820
That wasn't my world,
but I still feel a tingle
989
00:51:50,820 --> 00:51:51,833
when I see it.
990
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:54,733
Smells like victory.
991
00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:02,120
This place has haunted my dreams
992
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:04,630
ever since I have consciousness.
993
00:52:04,630 --> 00:52:07,500
I guess when it comes to gene splicing,
994
00:52:07,500 --> 00:52:12,073
the apple, doesn't fall far
from the tree or does it?
995
00:52:13,080 --> 00:52:15,133
Hey, you just get in?
996
00:52:16,410 --> 00:52:19,830
Oh yeah. I just got in, you?
997
00:52:19,830 --> 00:52:20,663
Me?
998
00:52:20,663 --> 00:52:24,520
No, I've had this job 35 years.
999
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:25,980
Can you believe that?
1000
00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:28,140
This very same job.
1001
00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:29,290
That's crazy.
1002
00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:32,770
You ain't seen crazy buddy.
1003
00:52:32,770 --> 00:52:37,020
The crazies come out at night
and they' are off the chain.
1004
00:52:37,020 --> 00:52:39,423
Complete control of the underground.
1005
00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:42,030
You don't want to be hanging around
1006
00:52:42,030 --> 00:52:44,730
when they hit the scene, that's for sure.
1007
00:52:44,730 --> 00:52:48,830
They'll kill you and strip
you in 10 seconds flat.
1008
00:52:48,830 --> 00:52:50,030
I'll keep that in mind.
1009
00:52:50,030 --> 00:52:52,070
In the meantime, maybe you could help me.
1010
00:52:52,070 --> 00:52:54,030
Sure, help you with what?
1011
00:52:54,030 --> 00:52:57,612
You know anything
about the Illuminati?
1012
00:52:57,612 --> 00:52:59,730
The Illuminati?
1013
00:52:59,730 --> 00:53:02,450
Nobody crosses the Illuminati.
1014
00:53:02,450 --> 00:53:05,413
You cross them once, and then you're dead.
1015
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,270
As per our instructions master.
1016
00:53:09,270 --> 00:53:12,740
I have logged all cloned human DNA,
1017
00:53:12,740 --> 00:53:15,850
used in the last thousand years,
1018
00:53:15,850 --> 00:53:19,070
and initiated copies of copies
1019
00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:23,900
to splice the soul out of
all remaining living beings.
1020
00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:28,070
Excellent 9759030,
1021
00:53:28,070 --> 00:53:30,550
For once the human spirit,
1022
00:53:30,550 --> 00:53:35,300
human will and human
morality are extinguish.
1023
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:38,510
The age of Lucifer can truly begin,
1024
00:53:38,510 --> 00:53:41,910
signaling a postmortal godless universe
1025
00:53:41,910 --> 00:53:43,810
of hedonism and debauchery,
1026
00:53:43,810 --> 00:53:47,280
previously unseen in
recorded living history.
1027
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:52,083
I am honored to be of
service master, hail Satan.
1028
00:54:15,170 --> 00:54:18,380
We can't possibly sustain
any more structural damage.
1029
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:21,300
It's time to deploy the
kamikaze war machine.
1030
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:23,130
Unleash the hammer of God.
1031
00:54:23,130 --> 00:54:25,240
Are you certain princess?
1032
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:28,490
The Hammer of God is
annihilate, so is extinguished.
1033
00:54:28,490 --> 00:54:30,180
There is no in between.
1034
00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:32,130
Bot is correct princess.
1035
00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:34,373
The Hammer of God is the end game.
1036
00:54:35,450 --> 00:54:37,440
The hammer of God?
1037
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,663
what titillating weapons
you allies possess,
1038
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:46,600
sounds like a penetrating
pile drive pulsating version.
1039
00:54:48,175 --> 00:54:49,844
May I volunteer?
1040
00:54:49,844 --> 00:54:50,842
Fuck off Crowley.
1041
00:54:50,842 --> 00:54:52,175
I'm trying to.
1042
00:54:53,077 --> 00:54:55,313
I love nothing more than
destruction, divestment,
1043
00:54:55,313 --> 00:54:58,570
and violation of any kind.
1044
00:54:58,570 --> 00:55:02,550
Even if it's to my own detriments.
1045
00:55:02,550 --> 00:55:06,560
I won't say it twice Bots,
release the Hammer of God.
1046
00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:09,947
As you wish princess,
may God help us all.
1047
00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:18,410
Comrades the hour of our
greatest victory draws near
1048
00:55:18,410 --> 00:55:19,349
the head's of our cowardly
enemies lies squarely
1049
00:55:19,349 --> 00:55:23,220
beneath out sharp teeth and feet.
1050
00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:26,206
The soldiers of the Illuminati
1051
00:55:26,206 --> 00:55:29,480
are the avengers of the age of Lucifer.
1052
00:55:29,480 --> 00:55:31,930
In our hands grasps
the constricting throat
1053
00:55:31,930 --> 00:55:34,810
of what remains of that miserable race
1054
00:55:34,810 --> 00:55:36,423
Know as humanity.
1055
00:55:37,460 --> 00:55:39,310
If he is the last remaining mortal
1056
00:55:39,310 --> 00:55:41,817
draws their final rested breath.
1057
00:55:41,817 --> 00:55:45,030
He alone can occupies the eternal throne
1058
00:55:45,030 --> 00:55:47,385
of Kings and Queens.
1059
00:55:47,385 --> 00:55:50,730
Then am gonna hang with
the mighty angel Satan
1060
00:55:50,730 --> 00:55:53,460
our ceremony will be complete
1061
00:55:53,460 --> 00:55:55,410
and every Illuminati warrior will unite
1062
00:55:56,310 --> 00:55:58,300
in the promise land of hell.
1063
00:55:58,300 --> 00:56:03,273
There they will burn brightly
as the immortals for all time.
1064
00:56:57,368 --> 00:56:58,960
You again?
1065
00:56:58,960 --> 00:57:00,920
Again, have we met?
1066
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:04,980
Of course, you were the
fastest arrival I've ever had.
1067
00:57:04,980 --> 00:57:08,600
And the only person I was glad to see go.
1068
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,770
I always thought this was a
one way ticket kind of deal.
1069
00:57:11,770 --> 00:57:13,120
Where did I go?
1070
00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,560
Obviously, not far enough.
1071
00:57:15,560 --> 00:57:18,050
What do you want you arrogant prick?
1072
00:57:18,050 --> 00:57:21,962
You want to talk, Lucifer, I presume?
1073
00:57:21,962 --> 00:57:25,470
That's Emperor Lucifer to you, TJ.
1074
00:57:25,470 --> 00:57:28,878
Call me Trump and listen,
1075
00:57:28,878 --> 00:57:33,293
I know am dashing and all, but
I'm not who you think I am.
1076
00:57:33,293 --> 00:57:36,917
I know exactly who you
are, and what you are.
1077
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:41,240
Unless you believe you are free
from consequences as a clone
1078
00:57:41,240 --> 00:57:45,750
let me assure you DJ, you are wrong.
1079
00:57:45,750 --> 00:57:48,860
I said call me Trump.
1080
00:57:48,860 --> 00:57:51,107
And what happened to you, stab a toe?
1081
00:57:52,076 --> 00:57:54,830
Very funny, smart ass.
1082
00:57:54,830 --> 00:57:58,800
If you must know, I lost
my legs centuries ago,
1083
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,570
in the battle with those
pesky pushy Kennedy boys.
1084
00:58:02,570 --> 00:58:03,910
The Kennedy's?
1085
00:58:03,910 --> 00:58:05,890
They're still raising hell?
1086
00:58:05,890 --> 00:58:06,960
Impressive.
1087
00:58:06,960 --> 00:58:08,280
Says you.
1088
00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:11,563
I won in the end just like I always do,
1089
00:58:12,460 --> 00:58:14,880
now their souls are mine forever.
1090
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:15,713
Sneaky.
1091
00:58:15,713 --> 00:58:17,330
Thought you'd like that.
1092
00:58:17,330 --> 00:58:20,170
I'm not sure likes the right word,
1093
00:58:20,170 --> 00:58:21,640
but that's beside the point.
1094
00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,560
I'm here to get down to brass tacks.
1095
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:29,430
This whole Illuminati deal
of yours devil, is over.
1096
00:58:29,430 --> 00:58:30,750
Oh really?
1097
00:58:30,750 --> 00:58:33,510
How do you figure that clone?
1098
00:58:33,510 --> 00:58:38,109
I hold the prophecy
chip and I'm cashing in.
1099
00:59:05,570 --> 00:59:07,580
The Illuminati mother
ship's main generator bank
1100
00:59:07,580 --> 00:59:09,120
is in our cross hairs Carney,
1101
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:12,040
a direct hit will stamp these
fuckers out, once and for all.
1102
00:59:12,040 --> 00:59:14,382
Bot, Halo fire now.
1103
00:59:14,382 --> 00:59:15,465
Yes Princes
1104
00:59:34,224 --> 00:59:35,080
Yes
1105
00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:37,949
Somebody is getting lucky tonight.
1106
00:59:37,949 --> 00:59:39,180
We did it.
1107
00:59:39,180 --> 00:59:42,763
The Illuminati is no more,
congratulations allies.
1108
00:59:44,110 --> 00:59:49,110
Enjoy it while you can,
fragile ones, evil never dies.
1109
00:59:49,440 --> 00:59:53,370
This war will be over when
Lucifer says its over.
1110
00:59:53,370 --> 00:59:58,370
He shouts, he commands, and
even in times of distress,
1111
01:00:00,140 --> 01:00:05,140
he still mummers, waiting
always to rise, rise, rise.
1112
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:12,420
We'll keep that in mind.
1113
01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:13,710
While you rot in a prison cell
1114
01:00:13,710 --> 01:00:16,320
and fling your own shit Crowley.
1115
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:17,463
Don't mind if I do.
1116
01:00:20,670 --> 01:00:23,050
What abomination?
1117
01:00:23,050 --> 01:00:24,330
Whats the matter?
1118
01:00:24,330 --> 01:00:28,460
Bad news, from above,
get used to it hot fry.
1119
01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:31,390
I'd pack my bags, If I were you.
1120
01:00:31,390 --> 01:00:33,830
Maybe try some place cool.
1121
01:00:33,830 --> 01:00:35,610
A change of base would be good.
1122
01:00:35,610 --> 01:00:38,770
You think your side has won beyond?
1123
01:00:38,770 --> 01:00:43,770
You've done nothing, but dig
a deeper pit for yourselves.
1124
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,923
The illuminati will have it's revenge.
1125
01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:50,540
If I had for every time
someone shoved their fist
1126
01:00:50,540 --> 01:00:52,000
and curse my name
1127
01:00:52,000 --> 01:00:54,970
I'd rebuild Trump Plaza Hotel and casino.
1128
01:00:54,970 --> 01:00:57,850
You will be far more than fortunes
1129
01:00:57,850 --> 01:01:02,083
to stop what's coming DJ, you
need all the help you can get.
1130
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:08,978
All demons of the sixth
dimension here my voice.
1131
01:01:08,978 --> 01:01:12,978
All greats of the sixth
dimensions hid my words.
1132
01:01:14,436 --> 01:01:17,010
All inferno ones of the sixth dimension
1133
01:01:17,010 --> 01:01:18,970
transverse time and space
1134
01:01:18,970 --> 01:01:22,583
and bring sweet death
to those who oppose us.
1135
01:01:23,602 --> 01:01:25,913
This at your I command.
1136
01:01:33,518 --> 01:01:35,935
The immortal has summoned us.
1137
01:01:37,226 --> 01:01:39,809
Moral, Lucas, Double O six six,
1138
01:01:42,851 --> 01:01:46,309
chart a course to the milky way galaxy
1139
01:01:46,309 --> 01:01:48,559
and prepare for bloody war.
1140
01:01:52,392 --> 01:01:56,059
I, The exterminator
bow before you Lucifer
1141
01:01:58,210 --> 01:02:02,970
and extort you with the warm
blood of your adversaries
1142
01:02:02,970 --> 01:02:05,263
on my titanium Teeth.
1143
01:02:28,835 --> 01:02:32,931
It is I, the man made
monster who hears the tiding,
1144
01:02:32,931 --> 01:02:34,960
and answers the call.
1145
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:39,753
Nothing of me does fade or
does suffer a sea change
1146
01:02:41,014 --> 01:02:43,681
Into something rich and strange.
1147
01:03:22,303 --> 01:03:25,030
I'll bask in the glow of the full moon
1148
01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:29,313
and gaggle the blood of
my victims in his name.
1149
01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,303
Oh father in hell,
1150
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:43,663
your orders are executed by my hand.
1151
01:03:45,878 --> 01:03:50,878
The mortal roam shall be
ripped, till non still stands.
1152
01:04:02,856 --> 01:04:04,970
I can't believe it's all over,
1153
01:04:04,970 --> 01:04:06,500
we finally did it.
1154
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,180
The Illuminati are destroyed.
1155
01:04:08,180 --> 01:04:11,430
and the universe, is at peace.
1156
01:04:11,430 --> 01:04:14,303
for the first time, since
earth became uninhabitable.
1157
01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:18,410
there were times I doubted
this day would come,
1158
01:04:18,410 --> 01:04:20,233
more times than I care to admit.
1159
01:04:22,240 --> 01:04:25,550
I wish I could say there was
a definitive path forward,
1160
01:04:25,550 --> 01:04:28,233
a plan for the future, any kind of future.
1161
01:04:29,450 --> 01:04:33,270
But what does this mean
for our human race?
1162
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:35,153
Where do we go from here?
1163
01:04:36,667 --> 01:04:39,860
There still isn't a planet
that can sustain us.
1164
01:04:39,860 --> 01:04:42,193
We are still lost in space.
1165
01:04:43,150 --> 01:04:45,313
biding time and burning fuel.
1166
01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:48,123
until there's no more fuel to burn.
1167
01:04:49,170 --> 01:04:51,203
Fiddling while Rome burns.
1168
01:04:51,203 --> 01:04:53,160
What you doing over there Princess?
1169
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,980
VH, I thought you were asleep.
1170
01:04:56,980 --> 01:05:00,860
No Just resting up for
round two, everything okay?
1171
01:05:00,860 --> 01:05:04,510
Yeah, I was just thinking that's all.
1172
01:05:04,510 --> 01:05:05,910
Thinking?
1173
01:05:05,910 --> 01:05:07,450
Why don't you come back to bed?
1174
01:05:07,450 --> 01:05:08,700
Take your mind off of it.
1175
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:15,060
So, that's how it's going to be?
1176
01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:17,850
you up in the antique and
calling in the troops,
1177
01:05:17,850 --> 01:05:20,220
taking a knee jerk reaction to defeat,
1178
01:05:20,220 --> 01:05:22,870
doubling down on mayhem and bloodshed
1179
01:05:22,870 --> 01:05:24,860
and senseless loss of life?
1180
01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:27,520
Naturally, I'm the all seeing,
1181
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:31,000
all knowing fallen angel, Lucifer.
1182
01:05:31,000 --> 01:05:33,199
What did you expect?
1183
01:05:33,199 --> 01:05:36,700
I don't know A little
wisdom after all this maybe.
1184
01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:37,820
Wisdom?
1185
01:05:37,820 --> 01:05:39,740
You want to wisdom?
1186
01:05:39,740 --> 01:05:42,140
I'll give you wisdom.
1187
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:45,120
I'm down here, they're up there.
1188
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:47,510
They'll never stop trying to destroy me
1189
01:05:47,510 --> 01:05:50,413
and I'll never stop
trying to destroy them.
1190
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:54,090
The question now is,
1191
01:05:54,090 --> 01:05:56,553
which side are you on DJ?
1192
01:05:58,940 --> 01:06:01,201
Call me Trump,
1193
01:06:12,490 --> 01:06:16,470
To everyone, including
all the haters and looser.
1194
01:06:16,470 --> 01:06:18,560
Happy new year.
1195
01:06:18,560 --> 01:06:22,470
Work hard, be smart and always remember,
1196
01:06:22,470 --> 01:06:25,900
winning takes care of everything.
1197
01:06:35,326 --> 01:06:40,326
Where the hell is global
warming when you need her.
1198
01:06:46,590 --> 01:06:49,813
And then they wanna beat Trump, that's me.
1199
01:06:49,813 --> 01:06:52,980
The greatest president who ever lived.
1200
01:07:01,150 --> 01:07:05,233
Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.
1201
01:07:08,741 --> 01:07:12,082
Another witch hunt , another witch hunt,
1202
01:07:12,082 --> 01:07:17,082
another witch hunt, another witch hunt.
1203
01:07:24,562 --> 01:07:29,562
Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.
1204
01:07:35,092 --> 01:07:36,675
Another witch hunt.
1205
01:07:44,206 --> 01:07:48,456
Where the hell is global
warming when you need her.
1206
01:07:56,584 --> 01:08:00,588
To everyone including all
the haters and looser.
1207
01:08:00,588 --> 01:08:01,838
Happy new year.
1208
01:08:13,536 --> 01:08:18,536
Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.
1209
01:08:21,024 --> 01:08:25,941
Another witch hunt, another
witch hunt, another witch hunt.
1210
01:08:36,858 --> 01:08:41,858
Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.
1211
01:08:58,583 --> 01:09:01,159
Another fake news story
out there, it never ends.
1212
01:09:01,159 --> 01:09:06,159
It never, it never, it never,
it never, it never ends.
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