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So coasting time
is officially over.

Big changes are coming,
and they're coming fast.

If you don't like them,
this is called a door.

You can walk right
through it, all right?

I'm not here to be your friend.

I like my life outside of
this place.

I live to leave at 5:00.

Change number one.

Darryl, per your request,

the company is sending you
to business school at night.

Full ride. Deal with it.

Seriously?

Stone-cold seriously.

They are trying
to figure me out,

and I don't like it.

Once they figure me out,
they start to tell me

what I want to hear.

And I need to quickly figure
out who's a good worker

and who is simply
a good mind reader.

Because as soon as I'm hearing
what I want to hear,

I'm not gonna care.

Change two, Toby,
you're getting a new chair.

- Thanks.
- Don't thank me.

Hey, don't thank me, guy, okay?

And I don't care
if you like it.

These sound like good ideas.

Why wouldn't we like them?

I don't care
what your favorite flavor is,

here's a bowl of ice cream.

You either like it
or you don't.

That's my attitude right now
in this room.

That's my attitude
on Ice Cream Thursdays.

Pinball machine going
in the break room, either Kiss

or "Phantom
of the Opera"-themed one.

We don't know yet.

Won't know till the end
of the week.

It will be quarterless.

You will not have
to put quarters in it,

'cause I don't want to hear
any bitching and moaning

that I didn't bring
enough quarters

to work to play pinball.

That slows down productivity,

and that gives me a headache.

You just reset it, because
I don't want to hear about it.

Any complaints,
you can send 'em

to my good buddy Gar Bage,
all right?

Clear? Any questions?

This all sounds great to me.

But I could see how some people
might think that they're bad.

I don't know what to think.

That is a--

an astute observation, Kevin.

Kev's got me pegged.

[chuckles]

Not long before the others
catch on too.

Um, I guess that's it for me.

Oh well, time to stop worrying

and start being happy
about other things.

[phone clatters, rings]

[grunts]

[bright music]

♪ ♪

It blows away Vermont
in the fall.

- For real?
- Not even in--

- Good morning, Deangelo.
- Hold on, Pam.

- Okay.
- And if you're really serious,

you should go in the spring.

Because of the flowers.

No, because the entire state
smells like earth.

Dogwoods or just the earth?

Yes, Pam.

Hey. Well, good morning.

I think I have good news
for you today.

I found your new
executive assistant,

my friend Carla.

She's got great experience.

We even considered making
her Cece's godmother,

but she had this boyfriend
at the time.

But here's her résumé.

- Put it with the rest.
- Okay.

[clears throat]
Hey, dudes.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- Oh, my God, he hates me.
- No, he doesn't.

You just get so nervous
and hyper around him.

- I know.
- Every time there's a silence,

your brain's like...
[laughs awkwardly]

Is that what he tells you
at your little inner circle

- meetings?
- Careful.

There is no inner circle.

Oh, there's an inner circle.

Oh, yeah.

There is no inner circle.

Deangelo just prefers
to delegate

a few things to a few guys.

Jim only says that because
he's in the inner circle.

I also say that, because I am
also in the inner circle.

Did you get that, Ma?

Your boy, Kevin Malone,
is in the inner circle.

Which doesn't exist.

There he is.
Got you a coffee.

Oh, wow, thank you.
That was so kind of you.

Not a coffee guy,
I take it, huh?

It's just that I own
the coffee shop.

So once you've seen sausage
being made, all you want to do

is make sausage
because it's so much fun.

Listen, I've got a sixer.

"Automatic for the People"
on the jukebox.

Let's hit the park
after sundown, come on.

Pick up some sausage,
if you want.

I think you'll find what
you're looking for over there.

No matter how many times
I reach out to Dwight,

he doesn't seem to want
anything to do with me.

It reminds me
of my relationship with my son,

except there, I'm the Dwight.

- Hey, there he is.
- Here I am.

Hey, while I have you here,

my brother scored some major
Los Lobos tickets in AC.

We're getting a party bus together,

heading down there
this weekend.

You interested?

Can I drive the bus?

[laughs]
Probably not.

No, thank you.

Deangelo is a fine manager.

I'd give him a B.

The only reason
it's not a B-plus

is he makes my skin crawl.

Don't know why.
Just a quality, I guess.

So Deangelo has
given us permission

to do basically whatever
we want in order

to get rid
of these 2010 printers.

Any ideas?

You know, I'd feel a lot
more comfortable hearing

this directly from Deangelo.

Okay, well, he asked me
to run this, so.

Well, you're not doing
a very good job

because I don't have any ideas.

[phone buzzing]
Andy, I--

What?

Okay, we will finish
this another time.

Who's the biggest client
in the state?

I say we go get them,
whatever it takes.

Huh? What do you guys say?

- Yes.
- Huh? Right?

- Let's do it.
- Or my other idea,

50,000 tiny clients.

Yeah, I say
that we just go for it.

Mm-hmm, is that ball
lighter than usual?

- Is that a Chinatown knockoff?
- That's Toys "R" Us, I think.

No, that's definitely
a knockoff.

You can feel the center
of gravity is off.

Feel that.

- What do you think?
- Oh, yeah, totally.

Jim, you got ripped off
big-time.

Deangelo.

See what I did there?

Oh, that's what you need to do,
just add a little English.

The British are coming.

- Yeah.
- Deangelo's open!

Okay, so, yes, maybe Deangelo
is a little bit of a talker.

He's new, you know.

He just wants to impress.

I get it.

What he doesn't realize is
that he literally doesn't have

to do anything
to impress these people.

Sweet Home AlaPama,
check it out.

Oh, who's Bernard Andrews?

Me.

You want to be Deangelo's
executive assistant?

God, no.

I can barely type
15 words a minute.

But I have to change the way
that Deangelo perceives me.

I can't just be the funny guy.

Mm-kay?

So I give him the résumé,
he checks it out,

and he's like,
"Who's this stud?

I gotta meet him."

And then I'm like, "Hey,
you already have, it's me.

It's the Nard Dog."

And then I'll be his guy.

Oh, yeah. Okay.

Well, if you think that'll
work, I'll put it in the pile.

Do you think that will work?

Definitely.

Okay.

Hey, Ry.

Your department's
killing it, baby.

Hey, my pleasure,
my treasure.

Keep it up.

The problem with having "it,"
or the X factor,

or whatever it is
you want to call it,

is that it's impossible
to put into words

what you're bringing
to the table.

So to make things simpler
for Deangelo, I just,

without lying, strongly implied
that I'm Kelly's supervisor.

It's not even that much
of a stretch.

She pretty much
does whatever I say.

- What?
- I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Why should I pretend
that you are my boss?

Because what would you have
done in that situation, Kelly?

I'll tell you what I would have
done for you,

I'd catch a grenade for you.

Oh, do not quote
Bruno Mars to me.

I'd lie for you.

Yeah, but you lie
all the time.

You lie for no reason.

Ryan, you just like to lie.

I'd die for you too.

You really would?

Hey, Kelly Kapoor,
if I don't have those call logs

on my desk, we're just gonna
have to evaluate your future

at the company.

Sure thing, Mr. Howard.

Whew, glad he's not my boss.

[both laugh]

Oh, you're the best.
Thank you.

Hey, Pam.

Uh, where are you hiding
that stack of rezzies?

Oh. Right here.

And I took the liberty
of putting

the most qualified people
on top

to make it easier for you.

Okay, well, I could see why
you might think

that would be helpful,
but actually,

there's quite a bit
of science to this.

Yeah.

Thank you nonetheless.

It's fair.

You know what?
I'm done trying.

- You can have him.
- Okay.

You felt the same way
about Michael, right?

Then time passed
and what happened?

He just named
his new puppy after you.

Pamela Beagsley.

It's a beagle.
It's really freaking cute.

You know, I have a cousin
who cracked the secret formula

for a certain popular cola
that I shall not name.

So I've never had to buy it.

True story.

I just drink my cousin's.

Congratulations
on your one cousin.

I have 70, each one
better than the last.

Okay. You know what?

Straight-up,
why don't you like me?

I'm just not a suck-up like
everyone else around here,

okay?

I do my job well, so why don't
you just leave me alone

and let me do it, okay?

Oh, no.

- What?
- Okay?

- I'm gonna win you over.
- No, you're not.

- Yes, I am.
- No.

- Oh, yes.
- No.

- Yes.
- No.

- Yes.
- No.

- Yes.
- No.

- Yes.
- No.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Uh-oh.

This former
administrative assistant

misspelled "administrative"
and "assistant,"

so sorry, Bernard Andrews.

Yes. Sorry, guy.

This woman's last job
was in 1995.

Though she is proficient
in both the net and the web.

Sorry, moms just trying
to reenter the workforce.

Not on my watch.

[laughs] Wait.

This is funny.
This guy--

this guy...

no, this guy's good.

The winner.

Under special skills,
Mr. Don Feiner put "juggling."

[scattered laughter]

What's wrong
with juggling, Darryl?

I'm a big juggler.

I actually perform a
motivational juggling routine.

Seriously?

Oh, yeah.

I'd do it for you here,
but what would you say

this room is,
300 square feet, 320?

320.

Just freeballin' it.

It's a little crammed.

How many square feet out there?
17, 18 hundo?

Oh, I think it's 18 hundo.

Give or take.

Sorry, gang.

Thought my juggling stuff was
in the trunk of my car,

but it's not.

Oh, no, do you think
it was stolen?

I got you covered, boss.

I used to play
with the parabolas myself.

Got some extra balls.

Hey. Whoa.

I'm sorry. I--

I never touch
another juggler's instruments.

You know, we're all here,
I've got the music queued.

Why don't I just do my routine
without the juggling balls?

[laughs]

Prepare to go
into the danger zone.

* So numb ♪

[Evanescence's "Wake Me Up"]

♪ Without a soul ♪

- Oh, wow, you weren't kidding.
- No, never.

Can someone please throw me
a fifth ball?

If you dare.

- Incoming!
- [gasps]

And we're off.

[applause]
Remember, nothing's impossible.

- * Wake me up *
- * Wake me up inside ♪

- * Can't wake up *
- * Wake me up inside ♪

- * Save me *
- * Call my name ♪

♪ And save me from the dark ♪

- * Wake me up *
- * Bid my blood to run ♪

Phyllis? Where's Phyllis?

Here.

Do you believe
in me, Phyllis?

- ... Yes.
- 'Cause I believe in you.

Oh. Okay.

* Now that I know ♪

Feel that connection?

Don't move your head, please.

Thank you.

[grunts dramatically]

Big hand for Phyllis.

That took a lot of guts.

- * Before I come undone *
- * Save me ♪

* Save me from the nothing
I've become ♪

[gasping]

Oh.
[laughs]

♪ ♪

Oh, no.

Uh-oh.

There it is.

* Only you are the life
among the dead ♪

* All this time, I can't
believe I couldn't see ♪

♪ Kept in the dark, but you
were there in front of me ♪

Whoo!

* Got to open my eyes
to everything ♪

- Oh.
- Ho!

- Whoo!
- I'm Deangelo Vickers.

Thank you so much.
Hope you learned something.

[cheering]

He didn't drop a single ball.

How could you applaud
for that?

I was just giving him
the benefit of the doubt.

Come on, only a real juggler
would know those moves.

[scoffs]

Look, I'm juggling eggs
and bowling balls.

I'm juggling with one hand.

No hands.

What could he possibly stand
to gain

from a fake juggling routine?

What could he possibly stand
to gain

from a real juggling routine?

How can you keep defending him?

He's good at his job,
and I like working for him.

Of course you do, Jim.
You're a man.

Deangelo is a huge sexist.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I think if he was sexist,
I'd be able to tell.

I took a crap load of women's
studies courses at Cornell.

And I wrote
my own companion piece

to "The Vagina Monologues"
called " The Penis Apologies,"

so I know a thing or two.

Okay, then how about

I'm the head
of the accounting department,

but he only ever talks
to Kevin.

What about Pam and Kelly?
Also department heads.

But has he ever met with you

or even asked you
to do anything?

[laughs]
How could I not see it?

You're so right.

I never really thought
about it like that before,

- but now it seems obvious.
- Mm-hmm.

Or the other explanation
is he's just new

and he's not comfortable
with everybody yet.

You said it yourself, you even
thought you freaked him out

a little bit because you came
on too strong.

- I know, but--
- Hey, Jim's penis,

why don't you let us know
when we can start talking

to Jim's brain again?

You're in the inner circle.

Why don't you talk
to him about it?

And say what?
"Hey, Deangelo,

are you shy or just a sexist?"

Why don't you just tell him
how his actions

are being perceived
by the women in this office?

Mm-hmm.
And if he doesn't listen,

then he can kiss his penis goodbye.

Snip-snip.
Am I right, girls?

Andy, please stop saying...
[whispers] "Penis."

Please.

Hey, you got a second?

Yeah. I got tons of time.
This job's a joke.

- So what's up?
- Um, really, it's nothing.

I was just talking
to Angela and she was--

Hey, saw Jim come in.
Are we meeting?

Yeah, sure.
Let's make it a meeting.

If it's all right,
can I just have, like,

- one minute alone just to go--
- What's the big secret?

Like, why are you even
whispering?

Come on, it's the guys.

I know, just the guys.

Well, maybe that's part
of the problem, I think.

So what happened was,
I was talking

to some
of the department heads,

uh, some of the female
department heads.

- Uh-oh.
- Yeah, right?

- Hot.
- Maybe there's a vibe

out there with certain members
of the office

that you are
a little sexist or--

- Damn.
- Whoa, whoa.

That's--

Wait, are you serious?

Who feels this way?

Oh, like, nobody. It was--

- Pam? Was it Pam?
- Oh, my gosh.

That sounds like Pam.
You know how she gets.

Deangelo, she can get
really bitchy.

[mockingly]
Kevin.

Guys, hold on.

Doesn't matter who, okay?

I'm just happy that Jim
brought it to my attention

because, honestly,
I had no idea.

- That's awesome.
- Thank you.

Mom, Ryan's taking us out
to dinner tonight.

No, no, he's not gonna stand us
up like he did last time.

He won't ever stand us up again.

So I am the new customer
service supervisor.

When Deangelo's around.

And I am also
a very dutiful boyfriend when--

- All the time.
- All the time.

Erin, do you mind
running down to the lobby

and bringing up my brand
new executive assistant?

Absolutely.

Hey, who did
you end up hiring?

I'm glad you asked, Jim.

Because apparently there's
a rumor running around here

that I'm a sexist.

Mm-hmm.

I can't work here effectively

if you guys think I'm something
that I'm not.

I'm not a sexist.

Raise your hand
if you have a vagina.

Raise your hand if someone
you love has a vagina.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Just about everyone.

What about Deangelo's hand?

Oh, wow, he's got 'em both up.

Yeah.

Uh-huh. Yeah.

So it bothers me when I hear
that there's gossip around here

that I treat women
lesser than men.

Okay?

Frankly, we all look a little
ridiculous when that happens.

Deangelo,
it's simply a question

of respecting the work.

Kevin is invited to meetings
that I'm not invited to,

and I am
a more productive accountant.

You can literally look
at the numbers.

Whoa, Angela. No, no, no.

It depends what
makes the math, De--Deangelo.

I'm not a feminist,

but I think that the men

in this office are being given
chances that the women aren't.

Right, Toby?

I mean, isn't there
some policy on this?

It's hazy.

I had a difficult relationship
with my last boss.

I'm not eager to create
another hostile situation.

I think being a feminist
is just about

doing whatever you want to do.

I mean, you see
these women in pornos.

They're happy.

I mean, everyone talks about
them like they're victims,

but listen to them.

They're moaning.

They love it.

Plus, they are making bank.

Yes. Do what you want to do.

Great point of view, ladies.

Dwight, what's your take?

What's the argument here?
NBA, WNBA.

One is a sport, one is a joke.

I love sports. I love jokes.

Room for all.

Man, you are smart.

Oh, hey. Hi. Hello.

- Hi, hi.
- Welcome.

Uh, everyone, I'd like you
to please welcome

Jordan Garfield.

- This is everyone.
- Hello.

So, Jordan,
where did you work before?

A law office?

No, Anthropologie.

"We don't have this
in that size."

- Pretty--pretty lame.
- Hmm.

Lame?
You worked at Anthropologie?

- Yeah.
- That's, like, my dream job.

How did you even get that job?

- Well, I--
- You chose this job

- over that job?
- Okay, okay.

Back to work, Kelly.

We have a lot
to get done today.

So, um, is this your
first office job then?

Yeah.

- Yep.
- Wow.

No corporate experience whatsoever.

I didn't want anyone
with any bad habits,

someone I could help mold,
help shape.

And yet someone who could
bring their fresh eyes

to what we do here.

And so far,
it's totally working.

Why don't you tell them
your idea you came up with?

- My idea?
- Yeah.

The one you told me
when you called me

to tell me you were here.

Have a visitor parking space?

Yes.

Best idea I've heard
since I've been here.

Right out of the gate.

Nice.

Garfeld or Garfield?

Garfield. Garfield.
Like "Seinfield."

Jordan Garfield,
let's remember it.

Jordan with a G like Georgia
or like Michael Jordan, J?

I'm sorry, are you--
are you googling me?

No.

- What's the problem?
- Uh-huh.

Well, the reason he hired her
is because when

you google "Jordan Garfield,
Scranton,"

that's what comes up.

All right, Jordan, follow me.

Nice to meet you all.

Jim. Are you coming?

Oh, yeah. Did he text us?

Yeah.

No.

Jim, what are you doing?
Get in there.

This is not the time
to take a stand.

At least he likes one of us.

He didn't text me.
[phone beeps]

Yes! I'm in.

Andy, what are you doing?

I'm going in--into the belly
of the beast.

I'm going to infiltrate
and change from within.

What's up, man cave?
[growling]

Just go in.

- Mm-hmm.
- Just go in.

He probably just
forgot to text you.

Internally, for office use,

where do we get our paper from?

Do we go and--

Don't worry, the first day
is always the hardest.

[laughs] Yeah.

Hey, Jim.

Yeah?

Can I help you?

Nope.

Just...

Okay.

[clears throat]

So he kicked you out
of the inner circle, huh?

Well, there is
no inner circle.

Well, the good news is,
in this office,

managers typically only last
14 years.

Dwight?

Deangelo wanted me to ask you
if there's anything

I could help you with.

Really?

Anything?

Do you need anything?

Deangelo, tell your whore
to leave me alone.

I do not like working here
so far.

No.

Okay, I do not want
to waste your time,

so I will keep this brrrief.

Now, word on the street is

Mercy Hospital,
back on the market.

Deangelo would like you
to put together

a sales pitch for next week.

Deangelo has also recently
learned about

the Barnacle Project, which is
a nonprofit organization

based in Mystic, Connecticut,

that assists in the scraping
of barnacles.

So this is my life
until I win the lottery.

[laughs]

Or Pam finally writes that
series of young adult books.

So one afternoon while
walking home from school,

quirky 10th grader
Becky Walters finds

a wounded Pegasus in the woods.

And she becomes
the Horse Flyer.

- [knocking]
- Hey.

I just wanted to make sure
that some of the things

I said earlier weren't taken
the wrong way.

Because all I think
I was trying to say

is that people in this office
are used to things being done

one way, and now there's
been some changes,

and maybe some feathers
got ruffled.

And maybe things were just
misinterpreted, probably.

Jim, are you gonna
understand me

if I use a sports metaphor?

- I think I probably--
- We're a team.

I need team players.

And I just don't know
if you're on my team.

I am definitely on your team.

Team Dunder Mifflin,
here we go.

Team is called
the Crazy Snakes.

- Okay.
- Or the Matadors.

Or the Lancers.

Lancers sounds
a little high school, right?

Yeah, but it's also
my favorite.

Great.

Let's see if we can't work
you back into the lineup.

That would be awesome.

Jordan, please show Jim out.

That's all right,
I got it--right here.

Jordan, please show Jim out.

Hey, babe?

Can you run
and get me a coffee?

A soy latte and not
from Caffeine Corner.

Anywhere but there.
They burn the beans.

No, Deangelo's not around.
I'm not doing that.

Well, it'll be good practice.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm watching Gwyneth
Paltrow debone a chicken.

No, stop. I told you,
Goop is not for you.

Goop is for rich city girls.

But it's aspirational.

- One day I could be someone--
- Oh, shoot. He's coming.

Hey, Kelly,
that's the last time

I'm gonna talk to you about
your paycheck, okay?

We pay you a fair salary here,
and if you're only here

for the money, maybe
you shouldn't be here at all.

No one likes a money-grubber.

I'm sorry, Mr. Howard.

I apologize for grubbing
for money.

I can't do this.
I can't do this.

I'm sorry, I just can't do it.

Deangelo,
Ryan is not my boss, okay?

Frankly, he hasn't had
a real job here in years.

- Whoa.
- Oh, that's hilarious, Kelly.

No, he's just
a big fraud, Deangelo.

He's like Rango.

He doesn't work here, basically,

just like the way Rango
didn't save those animals.

It was just
a big misunderstanding.

Is this true, Ryan?

I did not see "Rango."

He's a lizard.

He's a chameleon.

Okay, I don't have time
for this he said, she said.

- He's not saying anything.
- It's too murky.

I feel about the situation
like I feel about art.

I know what I like.

I like paintings with the color
blue, red, or black.

If you have those colors
on a painting,

odds are I'm going to like it.

I like paintings of objects
that I'm familiar with.

Trucks, uh, birds,
recognizable animals.

I don't like paintings with
squiggles or splotchy things,

you know, because
I don't know what--

what that's a painting of.

It's almost like
I need a photograph

of what they were
trying to paint

so that I can figure it out.

I like paintings
of recognizable

historical figures--

Abraham Lincoln--people that
I know what they look like

so that when I see
the painting,

I can tell
it's a good painting, okay?

I like Ryan.

You seem kind of hysterical
to me.

Ryan's your supervisor.
Let's just leave it that way.

But that's not fair.

I mean, I've been working
here for such a long ti--

Oh, close call.

By the way, that guy
is everything that's wrong

with the art world
right now.

Okay, why don't you just
finish this stuff up

and leave it on my desk,
and I will see you

at your place
around 2:00 a.m., okay?

[laughter]

- Yeah.
- You know what I mean?

[indistinct chatter]

- What happened?
- Oh, they were just talking

about ex-girlfriends and then
realized I was still in there,

so asked me to just chill
for a few.

Oh, oh, oh!

all: Oh!

Angry. Angry.

Hey, it sounds like you guys
are having a lot of fun,

but it's really loud and some
of us are trying to work.

So do you think you could do it
a little more quietly?

Well, that's gonna be tough

because we're getting
a dunking clinic

from Magic Jordan himself.

[laughs]
Oh, you mean Michael Jordan?

[laughs] Yeah.
Total brain burp.

I'm no MJ. Please.

I can do his dunk from
the free throw line, though.

- Whoa.
- Ooh.

Damn.

Mad respect from a brother.

The man is paying me
to take Chinese.

I will say what I need to say.

And soon, I will say it
in Chinese.

Okay, well,
it's just really loud.

Okay.
We'll keep that in mind.

All right, ladies,
back to the game.

Let's do it.

And, Jim, come on in.

You're back in.

You know what?
Instead of a game,

why don't we do an exhibition?

I'd love to see
that dunk of yours.

Yeah, we'll set that up
one day.

Today. Now, maybe.

Because we have a hoop
downstairs and a real ball,

so you don't have to mime it.

Yeah. I don't know.

Why not?

Only because no one
has called NASA

to request a liftoff.

- Oh!
- Let's go downstairs, okay?

- Let's definitely do that.
- Let's do it.

Pass.

If I wanted to see
a pissing contest,

I'd lock Mose in
the chicken coop.

Damn it, Dwight, enough!

Get your ass downstairs or
find a new place to sell paper!

Okay, a little about me.

[exhales]
I respond to strong leadership.

All right, there you go.

Seems a little close.

You sure
that's a real foul line?

15 feet from the baseline.

So do you need me
to move it in?

No, that's 15.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

And you know what,
to make it interesting,

Jordan, why don't you sit
underneath the basket?

- Seriously?
- Yeah.

Come on. I'll dunk over you.

Best seat in the house.

I don't think I can do that.

- I'm holding your jewelry.
- Right. Yeah.

Okay, fair enough.
Kevin, you do it.

Yes. Okay.

Here?

Someone wanna sit
in Kevin's lap? Angela?

- No.
- Oscar?

- No, thank you.
- Okay, Jimmy,

this is for you, to show you
that anything is possible.

- Fantastic.
- All right?

- Yep.
- This is also for the troops.

Ooh.

[grunts]
Doctor is in!

Oh! Aah!
[all scream]

Watch out.

[groans]

[siren wails]

Now what?

- Deangelo?
- [mumbles indistinctly]

Oh, my God,
are you all right?

Jeez. Watch it. Watch it.

"Pounch-um."

What--what--what is that?

Oscar, what did he say?

How would--do you think
that's Spanish?

Well, it's not
U.S. language.

Hey, Deangelo.

It's so good you're back.

Hey, could you approve

these vacation days
for me right here?

Ryan, stop.
He obviously needs help, stop.

Jim, I'm not going
to patronize him

just because
he's differently abled.

Erin, will you call 911, please?

Right, who should
I say is calling?

Erin.

[speaking gibberish]

Pounch says to bartender,
"How's calla ten?"

[speaking gibberish]

Okay, stand up.

You guys should be ashamed
of yourselves.

Hey, Crazy Snake.

Hey.

- Drowswip.
- Yeah.

"Drawswip." Yeah, I get it.

[sneezes]

Okay, we're gonna work on...
[indistinct]

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