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I have the best stocked
survival shelter

in Northeastern Pennsylvania.

But everything has a shelf
life, so I must eat

and then replace everything
that's about to expire.

It's nice not to have
to plan my meals.

You're eating
eight-year-old tomatoes.

They're still good
for another week.

You know, I think I might
have some type of cheese

in the back of my fridge
you might like.

I've got some cheese
you might like too.

In between my toes.

[laughter]

Har-de-har-har.
All right, picture this.

Snowy ash drizzles
from the sky.

A rabid pack of dogs surrounds
you as the flame

at the end
of your stick dies out.

There's only one hope
left for you:

The door to my shelter.

You pound, you beg.
"Dwight, please let me in."

But I ignore your cries
and do not let you in.

You wanna know why?

Because of the sign that says
"No pounding, no begging."

No, because you
laughed at me.

Kevin will be eaten.
Pam will be taken slave.

Jim will be made
a warlord's jester.

Meredith will do okay.

Be assured this day will come.

It's just a matter of time.

Could be one month,
could be two months.

- Three months.
- Could be.

Four months.

I could see that
happening, yes.

Eight months?

That's a realistic timeline.

11 months.

Perhaps.

Okay, wait, now really think
hard about this one.

One year.

I could see that
as a very real possibility.

494 months.

I could see that happening.

495 months.
That's just--

[cheerful music]

♪ ♪

You are gonna love her.

You are going to love Holly.

All I care is if
she likes me.

I want to get off the road.

My butt skin can't
handle another

four-hour ride to Bingham.

Your butt skin is
in my hands now.

Welcome home.

Todd Packer and I used to work
together in this office.

It was the best of times,
it was the awesomest of times.

By the time I became manager,
he had already hit the road.

And now Packer wants
to come home.

And oh, look, Toby's not
here to block it.

And oh, look, look who's here
to sign off on it,

my boo, Holly.

I really thought
I was becoming

too much of a womanizer.

I realized I had shirts in
five different women's houses.

Still not seeing
the problem there.

[laughs]
All right.

Truth is, I got a couple
love bumps on my ding-dong,

so I was like,
"Oh, game over."

Okay, yep, yep.

You know, Penicillin's
gonna cure it.

It's gonna be fine,
but until then.

Mm.

Sometimes I'd wake up and not
know what state I was in.

Pennsylvania, New York.

That's the route I was on.

I went from Pennsylvania
to New York.

And I got sick of it.

The back and forth,
the not knowing.

Always waking up next
to a stranger.

- Hi.
- Hi.

You must be Todd.

Whoa, I'm sorry.
Michael, I thought

we were meeting Holly today,
not Jennifer Aniston.

[chuckles]
Very funny.

I've heard so much about you.

Well, don't believe
everything you read

on the FBI's most wanted list.

[laughter]

- Okay, let's get started.
- After you.

Okay.
[chuckles]

Oh, Michael,
this'll be just us.

Ah, yes, yes,
yes, yes, yes.

Just so you know,
he's at his funniest

when you've given him,
like, five shots.

Okay.

And it also helps
if you've had five shots.

- I already have.
- Oh.

Why is Packer back?

Oh, is Packer here?

Why is he talking to Holly?

Don't know, don't care.

I just want to add
one last thing.

I spent a lot of time
on the road listening to music.

And one of my favorite artists
is John Cougar Mellencamp.

He sings about
the importance of hometowns.

Holly, this is my hometown.

And this branch
is my little pink house.

Well, Michael loves you,

and your sales speak
for themselves.

- So...
- Oh!

Yes!
The pack is back.

Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to introduce you

to a man who needs
no introduction,

probably because most of you
have done it with him.

Just kidding. He wouldn't be
interested in any of you.

In all seriousness,

Todd Packer
is a permanent salesman

at this branch.

And I would like to invite you
now to welcome him

- with open arms.
- Yes!

What?
[light applause]

It's great
to be among friends.

And until then,
you suckers will do.

Nice.

- We got burned.
- You did.

You got burned,
because Packer's back.

Packer is turning in his car
for a desk.

He is turning in his dashboard
for a keyboard.

He is turning in his condoms
for a condominium,

although he's probably going
to have to use condoms

- from here on out.
- Sorry, ladies.

Holly...
you approved this?

Yes, I did.

I think Todd's gonna make
a great addition to the staff.

- You did approve it?
- Yeah, I did.

What don't you understand
about the word "approved"?

It seems a couple of you

don't know what the word
"approved" means.

It means she said it was okay,
and it's happening.

I have very little patience
for stupidity.

Sorry we're late.
Gabe fell in the shower.

Such a klutz.

Yeah, and it took
the fire department

forever to get there.

Oh, my god.
Where did this come from?

Who did this?

I got Erin
a new computer

because the one
at reception sucked.

I should know.

And I don't want to say
the other one was old,

but its IP number was 1.

[chuckles]
Right?

I don't want to say
my computer was bad

because I was
really grateful for it.

But usually it was quicker
for me to drive over

to the library and do
my computer stuff there

and then drive back.

- Do you like it?
- I love it.

You can have two boxes
open at one time.

It's not hot.

Oh, my gosh, there's
so much room down here.

I can have crazy legs.
[laughs]

Thank you, Pam.

Aw, you're welcome.

My pleasure.

Can I do something
for you?

I just helped someone out.
It feels good.

Nice.

You know, I cleaned up
our daughter for, like, an hour

at 4:00 a.m.
this morning, so...

So you know the feeling.

Special delivery
for Dwight K. Schrute.

I didn't order anything.

And I don't have
anything for you.

But I do want to talk to you
about something.

We have been thinking
about where Packer should sit,

and we can't just sit around
waiting for Creed to die.

I can't die.

As long as this fella
in China is still alive.

Long story.

Well, there's a lot of seats
in the annex.

Some empty desks,
wonderful place.

So you wouldn't mind
permanently relocating

so that Packer can take
this desk here.

Thanks, man.
It would mean a lot to me.

I've been sitting here
for ten years, Michael.

Well, I was there
for 12 years.

Plus, my name's carved
under the desk.

- No, it is not.
- It is too.

Where? Let me see this.

Right there.

Check it out.

Michael, I don't want
to move desks.

Don't be a baby.
We're--okay, there it is.

"Packer was here
and so was your mom."

- Yeah.
- Do I have any say in this?

- both: no!
- [grunting]

It's $20 to watch, Halpert. Oh.

- Wait, are we being humped?
- No, just helping you.

Oh, oh, I got a wild one.

Whoo!
[laughter]

Oh, I feel so dirty.

- You're a good sport, Halpert.
- Oh, god, that's fun.

[laughs]
Who's next?

Hey.

Whose dirt box is this?

That's our zen garden.

What do you grow in here,
bull crap?

Hey, Holly.

Hey.

What's up, guys?

Don't "what's up?" us.

You think you're so cute
with your pretty blonde hair.

Whoa, whoa.
Pull it back.

Um, why did you hire
Todd Packer?

Michael said
everyone loved him.

Oh, Michael said.
Okay, Michael said, guys.

- Michael said.
- He's seriously awful.

I mean, he's worse than Dwight.

Uh, thank you.

I hate to say it,
but it looks like

you've allowed
your relationship

to affect your judgment.

Excuse me?

Toby never would
have let this happen.

Yeah, he probably
wouldn't have.

Wait, why are you here?

I don't like to be
in the big room alone.

Holly, why didn't you ask us.
We would have told you.

Well, Michael's
recommendation was glowing.

Honestly, he's been nothing
but nice to me.

That's how he gets you
to take off your panties.

- Why are you nodding?
- United front.

Okay, look,
we can't fire someone

because we don't like him.

Right, this isn't
the U.S. government.

What are you referencing?

Everything.
Everything.

Do any of you
have any concrete complaints

about something he's done?

Well, I mean,
he humped Michael.

Well, if that's the case,

I guess I've got
to be fired too.

Ew.
[all groaning]

You know what, forget it.

She is so afraid
of losing Michael

that she's willing to sell us
all down the river.

You know what the
worst thing is?

I have to sit next to her.
Go back to your desks.

While you still have them.

You want to order a pizza
for lunch later?

Sure, extra cheese.

[gasps]
Hey. Hey, you guys.

The yarmouth regatta video
is up.

Gather round.
Check it out.

This guy's
on a full beam reach.

They're hiking out
like mad.

Luff him up.
Luff him up.

Nice--ah!

This computer's
a hunk of junk.

You should try turning it off
and then turning it on again.

Will turning it off
and back on again make

my computer stop being
a million years old?

Hey, sailor, come watch
your regatta over here.

Where did you get this?

Pam gave it to me.

This is a sick computer.

Gwen Stefani
has this computer.

Uh, Pamela.

Yep?

What does a guy have
to do to whom

to get one of them?

You have a computer, Andy.

Yeah, but if you donated
my computer to Africa,

it would become famous as
the slowest computer in Africa.

Okay, listen,

we just don't have
the budget for it, okay?

Reception needed a computer,
so we got one.

Well, Andy's desk
needs a computer.

And, I mean, it's just
kind of a coincidence

that I work there, but...

Yes, but reception
is a one-person department.

If I get you
a new computer,

I have to get one
for everyone in sales--

for Dwight, for Stanley.
It would be crazy.

So something good happening
to Stanley is crazy now.

They're not asking for one.

I am.
I need it.

If you're just handing
them out, I want one too.

Phyllis, nobody's
handing anything out.

See, that's
what I'm talking about.

What, are you gonna play
mah-jongg faster?

I'm sorry, Andy.

Hey, guys.

- If there's any extras--
- There won't be.

We got a medium.

- Yeah, but if there is any.
- We know.

- You want it.
- No.

I want Packer to have it.

To feel welcome.

Then if he doesn't want it,

sure, I'll take it,
just to have it.

Hey, Packer. Hey.

Hey, what's going on,
you guys?

Yeah.
Three Muske-queers.

[chuckles]
Mean, but good.

So, Todd, this must be nice
for you, getting off the road.

You get to spend some time
with your daughter.

I don't know.

I love her and all,
but she's turned into a bitch.

Most days she's great, but some
days she acts like her mom.

Well, some girls
go through a phase.

Some girls?

Yeah.
Your life is so insane.

You should write a book.

Since when did you learn
how to read?

I do know
how to read, though.

Yeah. You know
how to read a menu.

[laughs]

This guy.

[laughs slowly]

I...
he's right.

I mean,
I could lose some weight.

Kevin,
in sumo culture,

you'd be considered
a promising up-and-comer.

What the heck?

Why do you have
Erin's computer?

It's crazy, right?

Erin just wanted me to have it,
so we switched.

What?
Erin, is that true?

I just thought he seemed
to really need a new computer,

and he knows so much
about that one.

Erin, it's not up to you.

This computer
was for reception, okay?

It's not yours to give away.

Pam.

When I'm freaking out,
I just sort of step back,

- take three deep breaths.
- I'm not freaking out.

- Okay?
- And then I ask myself,

"Is this worth
freaking out about?"

Andy, why should she have
your crappy computer?

Oh, that's interesting.

So you also think
my computer's crappy.

I really think turning it off
and back on again

would solve everything.

Here's what would
solve everything.

Switch the computers
back, Andy.

- Seriously?
- Seriously.

Pam, come on.

It's my fault.

If anyone's career
is gonna be ruined,

it should be mine.

Okay, no one's career is
gonna be ruined, okay?

Just switch the computers back.

Now, please.

Fine!

Please make sure
nobody is humping me.

Oh, if you're going
back to the annex,

could you take these
to Dwight?

I think the ants
are waking up.

They need
to start farming soon.

Thanks.

Best day ever.
Best day ever.

So much is happening.

Oh. Question--
should I get stripes shaved

- into the side of my head?
- No.

- No.
- Please.

Did Todd tell you
to do that?

- [laughing] Yes.
- Yeah.

You love him, right?

You love him.
I can tell.

- I love you.
- No, no, not me.

Him.
What...?

He's certainly opinionated.

If you're not gonna take
the ants over,

I should probably
just do it myself.

- Oh, I'm going.
- Whoa, no.

Are you jealous of him...

because you think
he's funnier than you?

Honey.

I don't think
he's funnier than me.

Oh, he's funnier
than me.

He's not funny at all.

So I'm less funny
than not funny at all?

Uh-oh, I think the ants
are starting to eat each other.

No, what I'm saying
is he's not funny,

- but you're funnier than he is.
- Um...

Okay, Bill Cosby,
Steve Martin,

Charlie bit my finger,

Michael Scott,

then all the way down here,

Todd Packer.

That's insane.

Honey, he's a jerk.

Oh, for Pete's sake,
it just needs to be done.

It is important to me
that you like him.

Well, honey, look,
I don't have to like

all your friends.

You don't like Lois.

Yuck, Lois.

Lois is disgusting.

She thinks she's better
than everybody else.

Case in point:

"You're not allowed to pet
my seeing-eye dog."

Well, he wants me to.

"Well, he's working
and he has a job to do."

Well, you're just
sitting down.

"Well, I'm asking you nicely."

Well, I'm asking
you nicely.

"Well, I wish
you wouldn't."

Well, I want--I want to--
I want to pet your dog.

Look, it's not just me.

Everybody in the office
wants him gone.

Okay, you know what?

People are a little
indifferent toward him.

- That's fine.
- They hate Packer.

- No.
- They're indifferent to Gabe.

Who exactly has
a beef with him?

Without naming names?

Everyone.

Think about how many amazing
people you would just write off

if you couldn't get past
a bad first impression?

Hey, Cowboy Grandma,
why don't you just shut up

about your hugging machine?

You just told off
Temple Grandin.

- Todd's not Temple Grandin.
- I know.

He does a great Temple Grandin
impression though.

So you two
are married now, right?

Yeah.

That's kind of romantic.

You were into each other
for a long time.

- Yeah, we were.
- That's cool.

That's sweet.

- How's the sex?
- Yeah.

- Hey, Packer...
- Hm?

I made you some
hot chocolate.

Why?

'Cause I want to let
bygones be bygones,

show you I'm cool.

You're the new guy.
It's cold out. I made too much.

I got this awesome hot
chocolate recipe from my wife.

That's a lot of reasons.

Drink it.

I think I'll pass.

The only hot chocolate I'm into
is Vivica A. Fox.

Can I talk to you
for a second?

- Here.
- Okay. Okay.

So this hot chocolate
thing with Packer...

None of your business.

Well, you know you
can't actually poison him.

- Right?
- It isn't poison.

It's a laxative. People take
laxatives all the time.

This is just a lot more
of a laxative.

Let me handle it.

I really think we should join
forces on this one.

'Cause I know a thing or two
about pranking people.

You're the worst pranker
in the world.

You've never once killed
or maimed me.

That's fair enough.

All right, well,
what do we think?

What would drive him crazy?

- I know.
- Here we go.

Pepto-bismol
in his hot chocolate.

You have got to stop
with the hot-chocolate stuff.

Okay.

I was thinking
maybe we could jam his drawers

so that they only
come out 2 inches.

Then, that way, you can see
everything in them,

but you can't get at it.

Does Edgar Allen Poe know
about that one?

So sinister.
[chuckles sarcastically]

That wouldn't annoy
a person at all.

Where do you come up
with this stuff?

All right, well, this isn't
my best, but call Froggy 101,

say that we're the tour manager
for Justin Bieber,

and we're giving away
free tickets.

We give 'em a number to call
for the tickets,

and it's his number.

- That is amazing--
- It's pretty good.

Ly stupid.

Who is Justice Beaver?

He--
it's a crime-fighting beaver.

You think that there's
a crime fighting beaver

that I haven't heard of?

Please.

Why don't you write up
your best 40 ideas

and email 'em to me--
can you do that?

Absolutely.
I'll email you 100.

Yeah.
Write up your list of 100,

edit it down
to your top 40,

and I'll read it over.

Pam, can I talk
to you in private?

I don't
know if there's really

a private place in this office.

Well, I put a sign-up sheet
in the conference room,

and I signed us up
for three mods.

A mod is five minutes, and it
started two minutes ago, so...

You did that?

Can we talk about this
in the meeting?

- 'Cause we're already late.
- Okay.

Wow, when did people
sign up for that?

- Mind if I close the door?
- No.

What you did out there
earlier was totally uncool.

Well, what I was supposed
to do, huh--

let you walk all over me?

You humiliated me
in front of everybody.

- Everyone saw!
- I made a decision.

My whole desk clump,
your whole desk clump.

- I don't care.
- Well, I do!

'Cause Erin saw.

Oh.

Okay, well, I didn't think
about it like that.

It's just--
I can't do anything about it.

I can't replace your computer
unless that one breaks.

Well, I mean,
it's pretty broken already.

Well,
if it breaks all the way,

I can get you a new one.

Pretty sneaky, sis.

[knock at door]

Hey, cats, we got a jam
session in mods 6, 9, and 12.

You're not allowed to sign up
for consecutive mods,

but there's no limit on how
many mods you sign up for.

There are 400 of these.

Yeah, I couldn't cut it down.

They're all good.

So good.
"Number three--eat a frog."

That sounds promising.

"Number four--eat a dog."

I don't know, um,
from a practical standpoint--

135.
Did you like 135?

"Eat a brog." Maybe it's
'cause I didn't understand it.

I just had a couple of notes.

Let me grab a pen and...

damn it.

[grumbling]

Ah, just when we were--

just when
we were getting going.

[drawer banging loudly]

Allow all cookies?
Why, "soitenly."

Pop-ups?
Yes, please.

Bit torrent streaming
from a somalian music website?

Yeah, why not?

[laughs]

Oh, I hope you don't get sick,
Mr. Computer.

[robotic voice] Why are you
doing this to me, andy?

[deep voice] Because I hate
your broke ass.

How many places you guys have
here just to eat?

- There's like five.
- Mm-hmm, that's true.

That's true.
That's a great observation.

And a 76ers fan to boot.
I like that.

And you made Hank smile.

That doesn't happen often.
You're very charming.

You know what,
that is something

that you should take upstairs

and use on the people
that really matter.

- Why?
- I don't know.

Holly mentioned
that there were some complaints

and that you had said
some things about Kevin.

- Holly said that?
- Yeah.

She was laughing hysterically
the whole time.

I guess you said something
weird about your daughter.

She asked me, Michael.

It would have been rude
not to answer.

You've been on the road
a long time.

And you've been
an outdoor cat.

And now you have to be
an indoor cat,

so you can't be peeing
all over the walls.

And you can't be
eating the shoe

or chewing out of your cage.

I don't know a lot about cats.

No, actually,
that makes a lot of sense.

It does?

Maybe I know more about cats
than I thought.

Michael, can I open
the kimono with you?

I've been on the road
too long.

But I want to connect
with my daughter.

And it's not right to call her
a bitch in front of strangers.

No, it isn't.

You're right. I got to--
I got to watch my behavior.

Yeah, a little bit.

Don't give up on me.

I won't.

Okay, everybody,
I need to see you this,

because maybe
there is somebody here

that you underestimated
who will surprise you.

Todd Packer
is going to apologize.

Kevin, front and center--
come here.

I got a lot of numbers here
to put together.

Kevin, we know that you
are just trying to save face.

We know that you are hurt
and embarrassed.

That's silly.

I should be apologizing
to Packer,

'cause everybody knows
that I can dish it

as good as I can take it.

Okay, sweetie,

no, you shouldn't be
apologizing to Packer.

That doesn't make any sense.

You ready for this?

- Are you ready for this?
- Mm-hmm.

Gentlemen,
start your engines.

I'm sorry
if you were offended

by my comments earlier.

Well, like I said,
I wasn't offended,

but I'll stand here
for the big show.

Kevin, do you accept
the apology?

Don't do it, Kevin.

That's that fake kind
of apology.

- Okay, go back to the annex.
- I won't.

There's hundreds of ants
crawling all over the floor.

He's not saying he's sorry
for what he said.

He's saying he's sorry
for how you reacted.

This is textbook.

It's so uncool.

Ryan does this
to me all the time,

like it's some offense
to have feelings.

- Don't do it, Kevin.
- Sometimes you overreact.

Michael, how is this
supposed to work?

Packer's gonna keep saying
terrible things,

and then he's just gonna make
half-ass apologies,

and we're back to square one.

Okay. You want an apology?
Here goes.

Kevin, I am so sorry.

You are skinny,
and you're a genius.

That--
that was maybe too much.

Packer is a survivor
of divorce, Stanley.

Packer doesn't speak
with his child, Meredith.

Packer sits
at your old desk, Dwight.

Packer never lived up to his
parents' expectations, Andy.

[laughs]

Angela loves pussycats.
Packer loves--

- No, don't.
- I was going to say "dogs"!

Okay, you know what?
This is over.

Apology has been issued,
and we're through with it.

Packer's going to be here
until the day he dies,

just like the rest of us.

Back seat of the car.
Reminds me of high school.

Andy, ew.

Riding around with friends.

Going to the zoo, piling out.

That was just one time,
I guess.

So, listen, we have
to really scuff this up.

No, no, no,
we can say

that the previous owner
was a neat freak

or an elegant old lady,
and she just kept it around

in case her grandkids
came to visit.

But they died,
and they never came.

I'm gonna make myself cry.

Andy, this is the deal
we made.

That's probably good.
That's enough.

We should break
this hinge maybe.

Let's not go crazy.

Unfortunately,
the only tickets left

are first-class, but go ahead
and buy yourself one,

and keep the receipt,
and when you get down here,

we'll get you back.

Well, thanks.
Will do.

Absolutely.
Now, when you get down there,

Jo's a little bit,
uh, forgetful,

so she may have locked
the gate,

but what you're gonna do is,
go ahead, hop it,

- and just head back to the pool.
- That sounds weird.

It is weird.
Look at you--perceptive.

Now I know why Jo
has kept her eye on you.

- [chuckles]
- And you make sure

to get down there and check out
the Harry Potter World.

Whatever you want to do in
your spare time is up to you.

Harry Potter World
is supposed to be fantastic.

Apparently, as soon
as corporate found out

I wanted to come in
off the road,

Jo offered me a cushy new job
in Tallahassee.

And here's the best part.

I'm a huge alligator nerd.

I can name you every genus,
every subspecies.

Also, I'm a huge boob nerd.

Check it out and have
a free butterbeer on us.

Keep the receipt,
and we'll get you back.

What are you doing?

Shh, this is
a very important client.

All right,
so just pack your bags.

And, uh, be sure to bring
those swimming trunks.

And to answer
your earlier question,

yes, it is speedo weather
down here.

- Bye, now.
- Bye.

I cannot believe this.

You're sending Packer
to Florida?

- Why?
- Because he's a jerk.

- You gave him my desk.
- Okay.

So you're tricking him
into flying to Florida.

This wasn't my first choice.
Jim had so many better ideas.

You have to tell him. You
have to tell him what you did.

No, no, no, no, no, no.
That--that is not in the plan.

That is actually anti
what we're doing.

He is my oldest friend.
I am going to tell him.

Wait. Why don't
we come up with a plan

- that we're all happy about?
- Yeah, that--

Pam, how is this thing
even any better

than my old computer?

Come on, Andy.
I mean, you said

you wanted a computer--
this is the best I could do.

Where'd you even find
this thing--

like, in the corner
of the warehouse?

Yes, I found it on a shelf
in the corner of the warehouse.

All right,
well, thank you

for my garbage computer.

[Windows power-on theme]

[knock at door]

You're looking
at the new face of corporate.

Gonna put the "ass"
in Tallahassee.

Yes, about that...

Oh, man, we got to go out
and celebrate tonight.

Well, I don't know
if that's a good idea.

The old ball and chain?

No. No.
Nothing like that at all.

Listen,
I'm gonna tell you something

that none of these people
have the stones to tell you.

It's your girlfriend.

She's uptight.

Sorry?

I know this stuff can hurt,

but I wish someone had said
something to me

about my ex-wife.

All I'm saying is,
in about a month or so,

have you down to Florida,

introduce you
to all the local talent.

Sounds great.

- Yeah.
- It's gonna be so good.

That is.
It's gonna be awesome.

I think you're really going
to enjoy it down there.

I'm sorry
about your friend.

No.
He's an ass.

[New England accent]
You are.

[chuckles]

[New England accent]
You are.

What are you,
wicked "smaht"?

No, you are.

Hoo-ah.

Hoo-ah.

I don't like an empty desk.

Why wants this, anybody?

You know what,
I've been thinking about it,

and I thought,
this is a perfect opportunity

to have no one sit here because
if we just have two desks,

there's less distractions.

You can have
a huge performance space

to really get it out there,
possible lighting setup,

if you needed it.

- Maybe.
- I-- please do this.

Please do this.

I've never asked you
for anything.

Please do th--

My desk.

Oh, yeah, you should
move back here.

Oh.

I'm sorry, babe.

I told you not to let yourself
believe it could happen.

- Oh, ooh.
- Yeah.

- Glad to have you back.
- [grunting]

D...

Saw Andy's new computer
you found in the warehouse.

Yep.
Lucked out.

Yeah, you really did,

'cause I know every inch
of that warehouse.

Yep.
Super lucky.

Maybe you could go
back down there

and see if you can find me
some extra sick days.

Yeah.

You know what?
I think I saw one sick day.

Oh, I think
maybe I saw five.

Three.

I'm full-on corrupt.

[cheerful music]

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