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[upbeat rock music]

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[giggling]
Hey. You ready?

Hm?
Ah, all right.

All right.
Secret sign.

Hey. Ryan?

Very good.

Excellent, excellent.

Michael.

(Michael)
Today, at lunchtime,

we are going to be playing
the warehouse staff

in a friendly little game
of basketball.

My idea.

The last time I was
down there, I noticed

they'd put up
a couple of hoops.

And I play basketball
every weekend,

so I thought, pfff,
this might be kinda fun.

And so I start messin' around.

And, uh, I'm sinkin' a few.

You know?
Swish, swish, swish.

Nothin' but net.

And, uh, their jaws
just drop to the floor.

African-Americans.
Um...

But, you know, it's really just,
uh, a good friendly game,

reason for everybody
to get together.

Pam-Pam,
thank you ma'am!

Messages, please.
Thank you.

New pants?

Uh, yes.

Thank you for noticing.

I really like those pleats, Michael.

Oh, they're, you know--

Abercrombie & Fitch?

Uh, n--

They look that good?
Wow, oh.

[imitating Austin Powers]
Pam, please, behave.

[normal voice]
Mike Myers, genius.

Um, no actually, I got them
at a fancier place, "Tarjay."

Michael, could I talk to you
for a second, please, privately?

Uh...
In your office?

I think I should be
on the team. No.

[clears throat]
And that's not me being mean, Dwight.

That is based
on your past behavior.

Oh, please.

When I let him, uh,
come to my pick-up game.

I apologized for that.
I vouched for you.

Michael--
I vouched for you in front of Todd Packer, Dwight.

[clears throat]

The pick-up game incident.

Well, what happened is
I, uh...

I missed a couple passes
that Michael threw me.

I should have dove for them.

I think about it
all the time.

Why didn't I dive for them?

[toy plays jingle]

All right,
here's what I'm gonna do.

The hand strikes
and gives a flower.

You are not going
to play basketball.

Oh.
But...

I need somebody to come in

and take over the holiday
and weekend work calendar.

I can handle that. Good.

Excellent.
It'll be fun.

Yeah.
Because corporate, uh,

wants somebody to be here
on Saturday, and so we're gonna

have to have a couple of people
come in on the weekends,

and I know nobody's
gonna wanna do it

and everybody's
gonna complain and bitch,

and I don't wanna have
to deal with it.

And that's why you have
an Assistant Regional Manager.

Yes, it is.

Assistant to
the Regional Manager. Same thing.

No, it's not.
It's lower, so...

It's close.

Ooh. Glue.

Did you ever do this
when you were a kid?

Mm-hmm.

Did you peel it off and make,
like, fake skin and stuff?

No, I was the only kid
that didn't do that.

[both blowing]

[blowing harder]

Mine's--
[phone rings]

Dunder Mifflin,
this is Pam.

Oh, hi, Vicky.

[whispered]
It's Roy's mom.

Uh, yeah, I can pick that up
on my way home.

Sure.

Oh, no, that's a shame.

Yeah.

No, I know, you told me
she does that a lot.

Uh, what do you need to get?

Uh, yeah, I'll write it down.

She did, huh?

Really?

No, I remember that.

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Oh, that's too bad.

No, I'll get it.

Uh, no, I don't mind at all.

So we need someone
to work this Saturday.

And I think
that that should be...

Jim.

God, this is so sad.

This is the smallest
amount of power

I've ever seen go
to someone's head.

Phyllis, can you
believe this?

Keep me out of it.

My fiance has plans
for us this Saturday,

so I really hope Dwight
doesn't make me work.

Maybe I should
sleep with him.

I'm kidding.
[laughs] Kidding.

Totally kidding.

(Michael)
All right.

Managing... by walkin' around!

This is our warehouse,

or, as I like to call it,
the "whoorehouse."

But don't you call it that.
I've earned the right.

Fine.
Don't worry about that.

And here we have
Mitta Roger's neighborhood.

Come on over here.
Hey!

This is Ryan.
He's tempin' upstairs.

What's up?

And this is the foreman,
Mitta Rogers.

That's not my real name. No.

It's Darryl.
Darryl is Mitta Rogers.

Darryl Rogers?

Darryl Philbin.
Then Regis.

Then Rege. Then Roger.

Then Mitta Rogers...
Then Mitta Rogers.

[laughs]
And that is Lonny.

And this is Roy.

Roy dates Pam.

You know, the, uh,
the best-lookin' one upstairs.

(Ryan)
Yeah, yeah.

You still gettin'
it regular, man?

Huh? I mean, I can tell her
it's part of the job.

[laughs]

Rapport.

I can't work Saturday.

Please, have a seat.

Uh...

Okay.
Why not?

I'm in a band.

Marching or garage?

It's a Steve Miller
tribute band.

I'll tell you what,
you give me a tape of your band

and a tape of
the Steve Miller Band,

and I'll get back to you.

That is all.

No, n-n-no, I know that
the warranty's expired,

but isn't it supposed
to last longer than two years

if it isn't defective?

Okay, fine, three years.

(Jim)
Pam gets a little down.

Her toaster oven broke.

Um, which she got
at her engagement shower,

um, for a wedding that
still has yet to be set.

And that was three years ago.

Well, I thought we were
saving money for the wedding,

but apparently Roy thought
it was more important

to buy two WaveRunners.

I don't really ever even
get to use the other WaveRunner

that's supposed to be mine,
'cause his brother uses it,

and they race.

So did you see
the Sixers game last night?

Yeah.
Ohh!

The Answer was on fire.

Iverson, yeah.
Always, man.

Oh, man!
He's a bad boy.

Man, man, I mean,
I was playing myself,

so I had to tape the game.
You was playing with yourself?

What?
You was playing with yourself?

No, I was playing--

[laughing] No!

No, okay.
Trash talking.

Okay, you--you S.O.B.

[laughs]
No, I was just shooting hoops.

I was shooting hoops.

Man, I tell you,
Iverson has got me beat

by, like, 20 pounds,
three inches.

[pops lips]

What?
Iverson's not fat.

No, neither am I.
We both look good.

You know what, if I was ever
gonna go toe-to-toe with him,

like really go one-on-one,

I would have
to train full-time.

I could not be the boss
of this place anymore.

Wow.
Can you imagine that?

What a dream, you know?

One-on-one with old me,
myself, and I.

Iverson.
Huh?

Do I have a nickname
on the court?

Um, well,
"the Answer" would be nice,

but it's taken, so, uh,

probably the Question.

The Answer dishes
to the Question!

The Question
back to the Answer.

Answer over to the Question.

The Answer, whoo,
three points.

The Question, whoo-whoo,
six points.

Nothing but net.

Question, who's the best
player in the league?

Answer, the Question.

Or the Dunkmeister.

Can you dunk?

Probably not anymore, no.

But we don't dunk
in our games.

But I am lethal from outside.

With the Nerf ball?
The Nerf--

No, with--okay.
Here we go again.

There he goes!
Okay, I got your number now.

See, this comedy stuff kinda
trickles down from the top,

and that is the sort of shop
that I set up here.

So! Um, 1:00 sharp
and we've got a game on.

We're loadin' at 1:00.
Oh, I see.

You're, uh,
you're chickenin' out.

You're bailin' on me.

No, we got a truck
goin' out at 1:15, so...

Uh-huh.
That's the busy time.

Oh, well, I'm glad that
some time is a busy time,

because whenever I'm down here,
doesn't seem too busy to me.

[giggling]
Right?

[Michael laughing]

Ha huh. Oh.

Oh. You can dish it out,
but you can't take it.

Okay, fine.
Have it your way.

[clucking like chicken]

All right, fine.
You know what?

Huh?
1:00.

[gasps] All right.

See you at 1:00.

Are we ready for the game?

Yeah.
[groaning]

[imitating groans]
Yeah, I know, grumble, grumble.

But you would follow me
to the ends of the earth,

grumblin' all the way.

Like that, uh, dwarf
from Lord of the Rings.

Gimli.

Nerd. That is why
you're not on the team.

Just tryin'
to be helpful.

[mocking]
I'll help. I'm a dragon slayer.

Uh, ten-point power sword.
Voom! Voom! That's him.

(Michael)
Okay, so let's put together a starting lineup,

shall we?

Stanley, of course.

I'm sorry?
Um...

What do you play, center?

Why "of course"?

Uh...
What's that supposed to mean?

I don't know.
I--I don't remember saying that.

Uh, I heard it.

Well, people hear
a lot of things, man.

Um...

[sighs]

Other starters...
Me, of course.

I heard it that time.

I'd like to play.
If it's just for fun.

I played basketball in school.

Um... Yeah, who else?

We have Jim.

We have Ryan,
the new guy.

Ryan, untested, willing
to prove himself right now.

Lot of passion,
lot of heart.

But I'm getting paid
to skip lunch, right?

Yes.
Okay.

Yes, this is business.

The, uh, the business
of team building

and morale boosting.

And Todd Packer would be
the final starter.

He doesn't work in this office.

No, not technically,

but the guys in the warehouse
don't know that,

and he's in my pick-up game,
and plus he's really good.

Yeah, but I thought
this was just for fun.

I should give him a call
to confirm.

All right, good.

[line trilling]

[Packer coughing]

Packer, Packer, Pac-Man!
Pac-Man, boop!

[imitating Pac-Man]

(Packer)
Is this Michael Scott?

Oh, no.
My secret lover.

I told you never
to call me here.

Never!
I'm not your lover!

I am not Michael Scott.

I'm Dr. Burglestein,
your proctologist.

Burglestein!
Oh, yes, I am!

Burglestein!

It's not a Jewish joke,
so don't worry.

I want my money back,
you greedy Hebrew.

[coughing]
Burglestein, listen--

Hey, hey, hey,
you know what?

I just wanted to--

just wanted to remind you
about the game today.

1:00.
Big game, big game.

I can't make it.

No, you said you could, man.

We're, uh,
we're counting on you.

You know, you're
playing point guard.

I'm not coming.
No, hey--

I mean, although
it's just for fun,

you know, we want--

Oh, God, honestly
stop whining.

You only come to the pick-up
game once a year,

you little bitch.

All right, yep.

Hey, okay, no problem.

You know, best you can do.

Hey, you know.

Hey, nice talking to you too.

All right, take care.

[sighs, imitating Packer]
Michael Scott.

That's funny.
He's a good friend.

Mm.
That's good.

Mm.

They're one per person.

Would you like to have
a vacation this year?

That's what I thought.

These are delicious.

So how 'bout next week?

Sounds like that would
work better for you.

No, Darryl, I'm not--
[chuckles]

No, I'm not trying
to get out of it.

Come on, come on, my brother
from another mother.

[laughs]

No, I was just thinking
of your schedule,

and I was, uh--
no, that's cool.

No, I'm--we're into it.
That's great.

All right, bring it.
Bring it.

Okay, see you.

Shoot, shoot, shoot.
Okay, listen up.

Todd Packer cannot make it.

Okay, Phyllis.

I can go home
and get my sweats.

No, no, it could be
shirts and skins,

and then what?

I mean, do we really
want to see that outcome?

Then we'd have a lawsuit,
and that's--

Michael, I can't believe
you're considering her over me.

I can help out
if you need me.

I will use your talents
come baseball season, my friend.

Or if we box.

I have a hoop
in my driveway. No.

I have a sports bra.

No, no! Ridiculous!

Michael, look.

Hoo, hoo, hoo.

[exhales]
Close.

All right, uh, me,
Stan the man,

Jim, Ryan, and Dwight.

Yes!
Sorry, Phyllis.

Can I be team captain?
No, I'm team captain.

Can I be team manager?
No, I am the team manager!

You can be assistant
to the team manager.

Assistant team manager?
No.

Okay, we'll see who's working
this weekend then.

Jim, you're in charge
of the vacation schedule now.

Oh, my God.

Threat neutralized.

So, Jim, you're the new
schedule guy, huh?

Unfortunately, yep.

Yeah, I hear that.

You know what, this little baby
might come in handy.

Great, thanks.

On one condition. You--
Forget it.

It's just a dry erase board.

Oh, no, it's not.
Okay, check it out.

Okay, that's
insanely complicated,

and the first thing I'm gonna
do is erase it.

No, you're not,
because I spent hours on it.

Well, then keep it.
Okay, I will.

Okay, fine.

You'll be back.
[scoffs]

[sighs]

[phone ringing]

(Michael)
Off the backboard!

Ho-ho-ho-ho.

Please don't throw
garbage at me.

Oh, Pam with a zinger.
[laughs]

Hey, Pam, how would you like
to be our cheerleader today?

You know?
Some, uh, pigtails.

Little, uh, halter top.
You could tie that up.

And, you know, somethin'
a little just youthful,

for a change,
just this once.

I don't think so, Michael.

Besides, I can't cheer
against my fiancé.

(Jim)
I'll do it.

Wear a little flouncy skirt
if you want, and...

Yeah, I bet you would.

Just try not to be
too gay on the court.

And by gay,
I mean, um...

you know, not in
the homosexual way at all.

I mean the, uh,
you know,

like the bad at sports way.

I think that goes
without saying.

(Pam)
Maybe Angela would cheerlead.

(Michael)
Oh, yeah, right. I'll do it.

Oh, yuck!
That's worse than you playing.

[Michael sighs]

'Cause you know what,
we need you

as an alternate,
in case somebody gets hurt.

That's where we need you.

Blessed be those
who sit and wait.

You made it!

Suit up.
You're on the team!

All right.
Cool!

Very good.

[blows nose]

We must protect this house!

I wish I could play
against Jim.

I'd demolish him.
I'd destroy him.

Ha, I'd show him a thing
or two about tenacity, okay?

About courage and leadership.

Uh-oh, uh-oh.

It's a spy
from the warehouse.

Tryin' to figure
out our plays, huh, man?

Just gettin' a tea bag.

Oh, hey, you know what,

this is executive only
up here, right?

Oh, is that right?

Executive turf.
Only 40K and above.

No warehouse dogs allowed, right?

I don't make 40K.
Me neither.

(Michael)
[laughs] Ooh.

He's runnin'.
He's runnin'!

He's runnin', but he can't hide,
because you know what?

1:00, you better bring
your "A" game.

Because me and my posse guys
are gonna be in your face.

Right in your face!

Why don't we make
it more interesting.

Loser buys dinner
at Farley's.

Oh-ho, I like
the way you think. Yeah.

You know what, I'm gonna
take that one step further.

Loser works on Saturday.

No...

That's not as much fun.

[clucking]

You know what?

Oh! What?

You on. Okay.

Cool!

You're on.

[clucking]
Don't screw this up.

Classic beginner's mistake,
eating before a game. Tck!

[Michael clears throat]

[groaning]

[exhales deeply]

Has anyone seen
the first aid kit?

How many times
have I told you?

I'm the safety officer.

Not you.

Isn't that crazy?

I'm a volunteer
sheriff's deputy.

Lackawanna County says it's
okay for me to perform CPR,

but for Michael,
my lips aren't qualified enough

for his perfect little face.

It's nuts.

(Jim)
Basketball?

Was kinda my thing
in high school.

And I'm--Yeah.
I'm looking forward to playing.

You know, I think I'm gonna
impress a few people in here.

Put it this way, I definitely
will not embarrass myself.

So there's that.

Oh, man, I really hope
I don't embarrass myself,

now that I just
said something about it.

Stupid.

(Jim)
You comin' down?

Yeah, I'm just
forwarding the phones.

You gonna wish me luck?

Yeah, you're gonna need it. Whoa.

Is that trash talk
from Pam?

I'm just saying,
Roy is very competitive. Oh.

And he wants to take
the WaveRunners

to the lake
this Saturday, so... Wow.

Well, I'm goin' to
the outlet mall on Saturday,

so if you wanna save
big on brand names

and Roy has to work,

which he will,
because I'm also competitive,

you should feel free
to come along.

Um, I think I'm gonna be
up at the lake.

I think I'll see
you at the mall.

Yeah.

[laughs]

[door opens]

Hey. [claps]

There he is.
Secret weapon!

[clapping]

Is that really necessary?

I've almost had my nose
broken a dozen times.

Hey.

Yeah?

(Michael)
All right, you guys. Come on.

Let's bring it in.
Here we go.

[claps]
Okay.

Listen, this is just going
to be a friendly game, right?

We are all
on the same team here.

The Dunder Mifflin team.

Of course, if you
beat us, you're fired.

That's a joke.

[Michael laughs]

Okay!

[claps]
Let's do it!

Have a good game, man.

Yeah, you too.
Should be fun.

All right, everybody,
stretch out a little bit.

Stretch it.

Full stretch.
Ryan, you want to stretch?

I stretched
before I came.

Okay.

Okay, Ryan, you have Darryl.

I have Roy.
Really?

I thought
I'd take Roy.

No, actually,
I think Roy's

their best player,
not Lonny.

So Dwight,

you have
the Easter German gal.

Uh, who else we got?

Um, okay.

All right, you guys.

Okay, we'll be skins.

(Jim)
I think we know what teams we are.

Oh, come on, Dwight.

What?

Shirts. On or off?
On. Just put it on.

You sure. Yes.

Pam, you kind of have
your foot in both camps here.

Why don't you do
the jump ball, okay?

Don't listen
to him, Pam.

Trust me. Tip it my way
or you're sleeping in the car.

Stanley.

Stanley, Stanley.

What?

You gotta be kidding me.

Here we go!

Who's on him?
Who's on him?

Somebody get him!

[cheers]

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.

Over here!
Over here!

Three!

Okay, let's go to zone.
We're going to zone!

Defense! [clapping]

(team)
Defense. [clapping] Defense. [clapping]

Who's got him?
Who's on Roy?

Whoo!

[applause]

Oh, come on!

What is wrong with me today?
Usually hit those.

Dwight, I was open.

All right, let's go.

[indistinct chatter]

Jim, right here.

You got me.
Jim!

Okay, here we go.
Here we go, here we go.

Dwight, you wanna get that?

Oh.

Okay, foul.
Charging. Charging.

That's a foul.

Okay, I'll take it.

Okay.

When I am playing hoops,

all of the stress
and responsibility

of my job here
just melts away.

It's gone.

Three!

I'm in the zone.
[Michael yelling]

Who am I?
Am I Michael Scott?

I don't know.

I might just be
a basketball machine.

What's Dunder Mifflin?
I've never heard of it.

Filing, paperwork?

Who cares?
Possible downsizing.

Um...

Well, that's--that's probably
going to happen, actually.

Jim! Jim! Jim!
Right here!

Jim, give me the ball.
Ryan, cut.

My bad.

Here we go.
They don't want none of that.

There you go.
There you go. Uh, uh, uh.

Where you at?
Where you at? Where you at? Uh. Oh.

You over there?
I'm over here. Yeah. Mm.

Here. Uh.
That is cool.

Is that like the robot?

[cheers]

Come here.
There's no free throws.

We just do one?
That's cool. That's fine.

All right, let's go.

(Michael)
Don't get hurt.

Back off, man!

Come on!
Hey, Dwight. Dwight.

Yeah!
In your face!

Hey! Hey, you know what.
Dwight. Dwight.

Football is like
rock and roll.

It's just * buh buh boo ♪

And basketball is like jazz.

You know, you're kind of
♪ doop be doo ♪

♪ doop be doo *
It's all down beat.

It's in a pocket.

It's * blee dee dee
bloo doo doo ♪

♪ Ba dah dah ♪

To, like, typify it,
there's a jazz musician,

um, a guy--
you know who I'm--

If you know jazz,
you know who I mean.

He's, uh--
God, what's his name?

Um, he plays one of those
curly horns,

like, those really shiny
curly horns

that's used in jazz a lot.

Come on!

[groaning]

I am so off.
I am so off.

My ACL is just
bugging the heck outta me.

Birdie--he's not
the guy with the cheeks.

Kenny G...

is--if you knew jazz,
you'd know who I mean.

Kenny G., God,
I'm glad I remembered that.

Ooh.
Is that impressive?

Phyllis.
A little better.

There it is, there it is.
That's picture perfect.

[laughs]

[Globetrotter's
Georgia Brown theme] ♪ Do do do do do do do ♪

♪ Do do do do ♪

I'm a Globetrotter.

[humming to himself]

[humming]
Your ball.

All right, time.
Time out.

Come on, sales,
over here.

Bring it in!
Come on!

What's goin' on?
What's goin' on?

You guys are playing
like a bunch of girls.

You know what,
let me take Roy. No, no, we are losing.

Absolutely not. Okay.

Well, it's just I think Lonny's
really on fire right now.

All right, we're switching.

Take it up a notch.
Come on.

[applause]

[indistinct chatter]

(Dwight)
Shoot it. Shoot it.

[smack]

(Michael)
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Foul. Naked aggression.

Oh, that is...

You all right, Jim?
Suck it up.

Block, block, block.

He's afraid of you now.

Ouch!

Oh, how much
does it hurt?

How much
does it hurt?

[applause]

Oh, hey, hey, hey,
double dribble.

Stop, foul.
Oh, baby.

Pssh!

I'm pretty good, actually.

I'm tall,
and I use my wiles

to my advantage, because
it is a game of strategy

as well as jumping ability.

Break off, man!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

(Dwight)
You know that whole concept of tenacity?

Rebound, box out, pester.

That's my game.

(Michael)
Whistle, whistle.

Foul, double dribble.
Our ball.

Foul! Foul! Foul! Foul!
You got my hand.

Foul!
Foul! Foul! Foul!

Illegal use of hands and arms.

What are you talking about?

Illegal use of hands and arms.

Right?

All right. Foul.

Dude, he didn't touch you.

I-I think you can play

like you could
when you were a kid.

Ooh-ahh-ahh!

I think you can never give up
the play,

because if people stop playing
then they stop living.

It's like a shark.

If a shark stops playing,
he stops living,

and sharks are very playful
creatures and...

See, hoops transcends play, though.

When I am playing,
it's more than play.

It's as if,
are you ever in a place

where you don't hear anything?

You don't hear anything
that's going on around you.

People could be talking to you,
and it's just [mouths words].

That happens to me
all the time,

because when I am in this
place of basketball,

that's all I'm thinking about,
that's all I care about.

People could be talking
and saying

some very important things,
and I don't care,

because I don't hear them,

because my mind
is somewhere else.

My mind is on ball
into the basket.

I don't care
how it gets there.

That's where it's going to go.

So it's like this singularity
as purpose,

as I like to call it.

Short, short, short.

And I don't hear a word.

Dwight, Dwight, Dwight.
Put in Phyllis.

No!

Yes, everybody deserves a turn.

Leadership.

Go?

Phyllis!

[cheers]

Come on, man!
[indistinct shouting]

[groaning]

Foul!

Oh, that was close.

That was close.
That was close.

You know what,
I think most basketball movies

are great movies,
because it's a great subject.

There's one
about a little kid

who joins a professional
basketball team,

and he's really, really good,
and he can dunk,

and he's, like,
three feet tall,

and he can dunk the ball.

That--oh, I love that movie.

And that movie kind of--
that movie makes me cry.

I don't like to cry on camera,
but that movie makes me cry

because it touches
a chord in me about hoops.

(Michael)
Finally, Jim! Thank you.

[applause]

Go, go!
[overlapping shouting]

Dwight, pass it to Jim!

Pass it to Ryan.

Oh, my ankle.

Stanley, you gotta play hurt.

Uh, actually no I don't,
Michael.

I just want you to know you've
been a big disappointment

to me today, okay?

Go away, go away.
I'm in, I'm in, here we go.

Come on.

Zone, Phyllis.
We're playing zone.

Yes!

What the hell, man?

Take it easy.

No, you take it easy.

Give me the ball.
Come on.

Watch the long passes,
you guys.

[cheering]

Same team, Dwight.

(Michael)
Dwight.

Yes!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah!

In your face!

Angela,
what's the score?

You're ahead.

Yeah, baby!
Here we go!

Jim. Jim.
Right here.

Ow, God!

Foul! Foul!
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

You all right?
God!

Oh, that hurts.

I'm sorry, I didn't--
What's your problem, man?

I didn't mean to do--
God!

Just clocking me
for no reason.

Take your shot, man.

No, no, no, no.

That was a flagrant
personal intentional foul.

Right there.
No, it wasn't.

Yes, it was. You know what,
I'm just being fair.

No, really.
No, no, no, no.

I just put my arm up--
Game over! Game over! Game over!

That is it.
I'm sorry, you know.

I hate to do it this way,
but, you know,

that's just--

We were having
a friendly game.

It's a shame.
This is a damn shame.

But, you know,
we're like a family here

and that's just--
that won't fly.

This is a cold pack.
Here, give me that.

You have to break
the interior bag.

Thanks, Dwight.

Wait. What does that mean?

What is it? A tie?
What's going on?

Well, let's just say
whoever was ahead won.

That was you.

That was us, really?

I didn't.
I didn't know.

Great. I mean, I guess
you guys working Saturday.

Your face.

No, no, no.
I'm not coming in on Saturday.

Yeah,
this isn't happening.

Uh...

Guys, you know,

I am the boss, so...

So what--what's that?

We--we're coming in
on Monday, right?

Hey, hey.

Monday?

You guys believed me?

Come on.

Dawgs, you know,

you should know me
better than that.

Do you think that would've
been good for morale?

No. No. No.

Exactly. No.

I'm embarrassed
it was even that close.

No, of course,
we're coming in Saturday.

Good game.

Word.

You didn't even play.

It's hot down there.

So I talked to this scout.

Looks good.

I haven't
signed anything.

Hey, baby. Hey.

Look at Larry Bird.
Larry legend.

Yeah, he's, uh,
he's pretty good, huh?

Let's get you into a tub.

Yeah, let's get you
in a tub.

Hey!

What a game, huh?
What a game.

What time
do we have to come in?

Come on.
Let's not be gloomy here, man.

We're all in this together.
We're a team.

Yeah, Michael, you can't
work tomorrow, remember?

Wha--um...

You have the thing
at corporate.

On Saturday?
Yeah.

No, I don't have anything--
Meeting.

Oh, yeah, that's right.

Chamber of Commerce crap.

Well, you know, management
is not an hourly job.

Uh, good catch, Dwight.

You know what, you should be
back in charge of schedule.

8:00 AM sharp.

You know what,
screw corporate.

Nobody's coming in tomorrow.

You have the day off.

Like coming in an extra day
is going to prevent us

from being downsized.

Have a good weekend.

The great thing
about sports

is that it is all
about character.

And you can learn lessons
about life

even if you don't win.

But we did because
we were ahead.

[cheering]

Sweet!

Yes!

Yes!

All right.

All right, we got game.