All language subtitles for Lin

[intro music].

[music plays in the distance].

[woman] Come on, baby.
I'll show you all I've got.

[brakes squeal].

[animalistic grunting].

[cat shrieks].

[panting].

[man snores].

[bottle rattles, hedge rustles].

[cat meows].

[panting].

[heavy breaths].

[cat meows].

[voices on TV].

[woman on TV]Hey, look out where you're going!
Another fine evening this turned out to be.

[voices on TV continue].

[bumping and banging].

[bongo drums play].

[song "Hot Voodoo" plays on TV].

[soft grunting].

[grunting].

[music continues].

[music continues].

[interference hisses].

[music continues, applause].

[grunting, cat shrieks].

[screams].

Becky!

Darling, what is it?

I heard a cat scream, mummy.

That's alright, sweetheart.

I'm here. You're safe.

Just a nasty old dream.

[voices and music on TV continue].

[bongo drums play].

[Marlene Dietrich sings on TV]♪ Did you ever happen to hear of voodoo♪

♪ Hear it and you won't
give a damn what you do.

♪ Tom-tom's put me under a sort of voodoo.

♪ And the whole nightlong
I don't know the right from wrong.

♪ Hot voodoo, black as mud.

♪ Hot voodoo, in my blood.

♪ That African tempo has made a slave.

♪ Hot voodoo, dance of sin.

♪ Hot voodoo, worse than gin.

♪ I'd follow a caveman
right into his cave... ♪

- [lecturer] Anyone? Yes?
- [male student] Apes are covered with hair.

[lecturer] Hair?
Well, we're all covered in hair.

Not as long maybe.
Alright, so we're the naked ape.

Something more significant.
A sociological difference.

- Yes?
- [female student] Intelligence.

Intelligence?

Well, this little fellow here has been
trained to communicate through a computer

and he tested out with an IQ of around 85,

which is well within the human norm.

I venture to say, he'd give
some of you a run for your money.

- [laughter]
- Er, you three.

Get the chimp out and bring him
over here, would you?

[student gibbers].

Alright, come on. We've been studying
anthropology for nearly a year.

Can no one give me a simple difference
between the beast of the field

and what Shakespeare calls
"the paragon of animals"? Yes?

Man is the only species
that makes war on his own kind.

No. It used to be
fashionable to think that.

It was another way we had
of torturing ourselves.

Except in 1979, in Tanzania, Jane Goodall
observed chimps hunting in groups,

kidnapping, murdering
and even eating their own babies.

- [chimp chattering]
- Up until then we thought they were vegetarian.

And when a group of renegade males
broke away from the tribe,

they were pursued relentlessly
and killed one by one.

- [students laughing]
- How's that for inter-tribal war?

Have we based all our beliefs about man
and his relationship to the universe

on a hollow assumption?

Just as our three friends here assumed

the only way to get a chimp
out of a cage is by brute force.

- [students laughing]
- Imp.

[Imp gibbers].

So let me introduce Imp.

A six-year-old chimpanzee whom
I have taught to respect and obey me.

Right, Imp? Which is important.

Cos I've you've just seen
demonstrated this morning,

he's got a will of his own.

And don't let his size fool you.

He's already strong enough to throw
any one of you across the room.

Of course, he isn't very cultured.

He doesn't a damn about the history
of the world, the state of the economy.

What he cares mainly about is bananas.

Yes? Up there in the back.

Oh, I didn't have a question.

How about an answer then?

Can you give me one simple difference between
this little fellow and us other apes up here?

Does it have something
to do with civilisation?

Civilisation.

Thank you.

At least someone here's
been doing some reading.

- Civilisation is the...
- [door opens].

Civilisation is the subject of...

next week's lecture.

Dismissed. Come on, Imp.

[Imp gibbers].

- Jane, can we talk?
- I gotta see the doctor.

- What are you sick? Oh, Dr Phillip.
- I'll talk to you later.

- I'll be in the Union.
- OK.

Dr Phillip!

Excuse me.

- Dr Phillip?
- Yeah.

The notice in the Union said
you're looking for an assistant.

You're a girl.

Well, I know, but I'd really like
the opportunity to work with you.

That's impossible.

[Imp gibbers].

Well, what about the laws
against sexual discrimination?

You wouldn't mind getting the door
for me, would you?

- Hi, there.
- There you are.

- What's this?
- It's for the specimen.

If you'd read the notice carefully, you'd
have seen it was wasn't for an assistant.

It was for volunteers.

- You're paying for urine specimens?
- Sperm.

Sperm specimens.

- Oh.
- American are you?

Yes, I'm over here on a scholarship.
I've been here for about...

damn!

Pigeons again, eh?

You've been very naughty.

- What are you studying?
- Zoology.

Oh. Oh, then, you won't
mind holding Imp.

Don't worry, you'll be
perfectly safe while I'm here.

And what have you been up to, hmm? Hmm?

Bloody things!

There.

- That should slow you down a bit.
- There you go.

Oh! Little monster's been
getting out at night.

- He likes cats.
- Why don't you get him one?

He likes to eat 'em.

- Hmm.
- Don't you?

Well, doctor, if you're not
looking for an assistant,

I won't take up any more of your time.
I'm sorry.

Have you attended more
than one of my lectures?

- Yes, my boyfriend's in the class.
- Ah.

And I've read "Back To The Trees"

and I was interested
to hear you in person.

Do you, erm, cook,

clean, stuff like that?

Well, I'm female, I guess that
gives me a genetic aptitude.

I have a house up the coast. I could use a
sort of, erm, assistant during the holidays.

- I can't pay much though.
- That's fine.

As I said, I would really just like
the chance to work with you and...

- I need to save some money.
- Well, let's say, erm...

accommodation and board and, erm...

forty pounds a week.

That's great.

Well, see my secretary tomorrow
and fix up the details.

- I'll see you in a few weeks then.
- OK.

Bye.

[gentle music].

That's your quarry over there.

[Jane] I didn't release
it was this far out.

They'll be coming out here. I want you
to keep your eyes open for the buggers,

cos the farmers are gonna
shoot 'em on sight.

That wire meshing won't keep 'em in,
it doesn't matter what they say.

Now, look, down there! Look, see?

- What?
- Dogs!

[vicious barking].

[gentle music].

- How much do I owe you?
- It's paid for.

If you want a taxi, here's a card.

- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

[seagulls cry overhead].

Mind them dogs now!

OK.

[phone rings inside].

[phone continues to ring].

- [phone continues to ring]
- [Dr Phillip]M, mane.

A horse's hair.

M, maniac.

- A crazy man.
- Dr Phillip is expecting me.

M, manor.

A large country house.

M, Manx.

A tail-less cat.

M, many.

A great number.

M, maple.

A tree.

M, manure.

- A horse's...
- [tape recorder stops].

[grunts].

Oh, that's OK. I can...

thank you.

This is nice.

[chimp gibbering].

[seagulls cry].

[phone rings].

- Hello.
- [man] Is Dr Phillip there?

Er, yeah, he's coming right now.
Could you hold on?

- It's Bailey here.
- OK.

Dr Phillip.

What are you doing here?

You're not supposed to be here
till tomorrow, the 15th.

Well, today is the 15th.

- [chimp grunting]
- Don't even think about it!

Get back. Get back!

You're lucky she let you near the place.

15th today is it?

Yeah. You sent the taxi driver.

So I did.

Well, er...

welcome to North field Grange.

Get out of it!

- I think he just wants a drink.
- Taxi driver?

No, your chimp.

Oh, he just wants to get up your skirt.

I hope you brought some jeans
or something.

Yeah. Well, do you really have to
threaten to hit him like that?

Yeah, well, usually a threat's enough.

You just have to let them know
they're forgiven afterwards.

- Mm. Well, I used to babysit.
- Babysit chimps, did you?

- No, but I found that kindness works better...
- Ah, yes.

But imagine a baby in a temper
who's ten times stronger than you are.

Ten times?

- Well, eight times.
- Hmm.

- Oh, Mr Bailey's on the phone.
- Bailey? Why didn't you say so?

[Dr Phillip] And I'm telling you,
she's bloody useless.

- She's aborted twice.
- I thought she was what you wanted.

She was what I wanted.

But if she can't breed anymore,
she's no good to me now.

Alright, if I'd known I wouldn't
have sold her to you.

It doesn't alter the fact that she's
no good for my purposes now.

- What am I gonna do?
- Well, sell her!

You're the man with the bloody contacts!

But she won't breed.

You don't have to tell them that.

- I can manage three grand.
- What?

- I paid you twice that.
- It's the best I can do.

Let's say, erm...

three thousand five hundred,
and, er...

you take care of the old boy as well.

He's not going to give me a hard time?

- No, no. He'll come quietly. Be no trouble.
- Are you sure?

- Yeah.
- Alright, I'll come out tomorrow.

No. I'll, er...

I'll meet you.

- I'll see you here then.
- Fine.

- Bye.
- Fine. Bye for now.

The little one just went upstairs.

- Imp.
- Pardon?

Er, his name's Imp.

The wild one's Voodoo
and, er... this is Link.

Oh, we've met. He showed me my room.

Oh, god!

Not the family retainer routine. Sorry.

No, not at all. He's amazing.

Yeah, isn't he?

He's a bit dotty now but he used to be
a very impressive animal.

Didn't you, old son?

Don't look at me like that.

Link, go get Voodoo.
Put her on the chain.

Link!

Well, it's, er...

nice to have you here.

You know, you don't have to
chain her up on my account.

Oh, it's not on your account. I've just sold
her so I've got to put her in the travel cage.

Oh, well, where's she gonna go?

Oh, zoo, I suppose.

I'd get double the amount from a circus
but they wouldn't touch her.

Now that she's a sexually
immature animal.

- Well, wouldn't the university take her?
- Are you kidding?

They won't let Link or
Voodoo near the place.

Which is why I have to do my work out here.

Which is why you're here.

To help me with my work, right?

I, er, gave Imp some water.

- So I see.
- Well, it'll dry out.

He was testing you.
That's why he spat at you.

He's reaching maturity, so
he's starting to assert himself.

Tea? Cup of tea?

- I can do it.
- No, no. You go and get changed.

Besides, you know how
the English are about their tea.

[microwave hums].

There you are.

Fantastic invention these.

All you do is...

scrape the leaves off.

There you have it.

Hmm.

Freezer's over there.
It's stocked to the ceiling.

So you just slap in a frozen meal,
bob's your uncle.

[chimps gibbering wildly outside].

What are they doing?

[gibbering].

Oh, it's just bluff.

Link's more than her match. If it wasn't for
him I wouldn't have a hope of controlling her.

[Jane] Mmm. So how do you feed them?

Oh, they take care of themselves.
They eat anything.

Birds, rats, bugs.

Don't worry about that. There's just
a few rules that you have to remember.

One, you're the dominant species.

You must never ever treat them as equals.

Two, don't ever let anything escalate.

Always forgive them, whatever they do.

Three, don't get involved in their
squabbles. They sort them out.

And four, erm...

there's some toads in the hole,
do you think you could clear them up?

- Alright.
- Good.

Er, brooms and buckets
are in that cupboard and, er...

[grunting and gibbering].

[Jane] The house seems very old.

It must have cost a fortune.

Nah.

It's not Malibu Beach.

Who'd want a place like this,
miles from anywhere,

ruddy great quarry
in the middle of the property?

- Still, it suits my purposes.
- Mmm.

Well, my ambition is
to have a place like this.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

Place where I can have animals and
let them run wild, like deer and badgers.

I had a friend who did that once.

He had a big estate with an island.

He used to rear animals
and when they got

too big to put in the house,
he used to put them on the island.

He hand-reared a chimp.

When it got fully grown, he put it on the
island. He used to go and see him every day.

Then one day, erm,

he went off to London and he got delayed
and when he came back,

he got in his row boat and he
was rowing over to the island,

and this fully grown alpha male

had got this scaffolding pole
from somewhere.

They'd been building something
on the island.

So he's coming towards the island
in the row boat,

he pole vaults.

- What happened?
- Well...

in about a minute,

he had the guy's eye out,
nose off, ears off,

arm off up to here,

and leg off up to the knee,

and, er, testicles off.

Well, what had he done to the chimp?

No, no, chimp was just
pleased to see him.

Link.

Cigars.

You, erm, got any family in the States?

Yeah, my mother remarried

and I never really got along
with my step-father,

so I've kind of been on my own
for a while now.

And, er, this student of mine, Dennis?

- David.
- David.

We go out.

No, thanks.

I don't smoke.

It's nothing really serious.

Go out? Is that what
they call it these days?

Well, I've been seeing him
for a couple of months.

[Link grunts].

It was his star turn from the circus days.

Master of Fire.

Give him a couple of bravos
and he'll leave us alone.

- You taught him to do all this?
- No, he was trained when I got him.

When I began my work,

he was all I could afford.

A broken-down circus hack.

Cognac?

No, thanks.

So how old is he?

Oh, he's about, er, 45.

God, he's old enough to be my father.

Ah!

You don't approve.

Not of teaching apes
to smoke and wear clothes.

But he likes clothes.

If you don't believe me, try taking
them away from him sometime.

There you are.
What do you think of that?

- Bravo.
- Oh, you can do better than that.

Bravo, Link, Link! Master of Fire!

[birds twittering].

[car tyres move across gravel].

Don't slam the door!

- I was looking for you.
- I went over to collect the letters.

Postman's had his trousers
ripped off a couple of times,

so he leaves them in a box
over on the heath.

- Anything for me?
- From the boyfriend?

Sorry, forgotten you already.

Well, you got your
beauty sleep this morning.

I'm sorry. I had no idea it was so late.

Yeah, well, sorry about last night.

- Oh, that's OK.
- Oh! This is what I've been waiting for.

Wow! Looks like I might be
going to the States myself.

Shows all your American intelligence
is not tuned to nuclear warfare.

Oh, I could go a cup
of coffee and an aspirin.

Bring it up to the lab,
I've got something to show you.

OK.

Here you go.

Oh, thanks.

- [chimp grunts loudly]
- [Jane gasps].

Never go near a caged chimp.

They can always reach
a bit further than you think.

Sorry.

If I seem to come down on you a bit hard,
it's only for your own safety.

I want to know I can leave you here alone
without you getting an arm torn off.

OK, let's get cracking.

You come and sit here.

Imp, here!

OK, this is a basic non-verbal IQ test.

Imp's familiar with the procedure,
he's played often enough.

You just press the button on the panel
and the computer will register the score.

- So it's me against Imp?
- Right.

You have ten seconds to select each item.

- Item?
- Go!

Come on, you're wasting time.

[computer beeps].

- [buzzer]
- Time's up, next page.

Wait! I haven't even done page one!

Come on, he's beating you.

- [Imp gibbers]
- [computer beeps].

[computer beeps].

- [buzzer]
- Time's up, next page.

[computer beeps].

[computer beeps].

[wrong buzzer].

Time's up.

[Voodoo gibbers].

[computer beeps].

[buzzer].

[wrong buzzer].

Come on! Look at the sequence.

[computer beeps].

[Dr Phillip] Ah-ah! Leave him alone!

[Imp chatters angrily].

Well, there you are.

- Well, it's not fair.
- Fair?

It's culturally biased.

I've been learning about circles
and squares ever since I started school.

- How could he have a chance?
- Chance?

Didn't have a chance?

[Imp gibbers].

Here, look at these.

Circles and squares.

Imp's painted more coloured shapes
than you've had hot dinners.

He's had one-to-one tuition
with me for years!

Red, yellow, red, yellow.

Well, he has a different
kind of intelligence.

Oh, it's different.

It's different alright.

He's missed the bus
by a lousy one per cent.

But that one per cent...

accounts for all of human civilisation.

The entire history of art, music, sonnets.

- [objects scatter]
- Everything that you're so willing to give up

so you can go away and live with badgers.

Dr Phillip, I appreciate that
you've done all this for my benefit,

but I still don't agree with you.

OK, so you don't agree with me.

I bet you change your mind
before you leave here.

Is that a threat or a promise?

Cheeky!

Why don't you take that intellect of yours
downstairs and fix us some food?

Oh, and don't be worried
about the racket up here.

I have to give Voodoo a sedative,
put her in her travel cage.

It can get a bit dramatic.

Catch!

- What's this?
- It's the sequel to "Back To The Trees".

Why "Limbo"?

I wanted to call it "Out On A Limb"
but Shirley MacLaine beat me to it.

Actually, "Limbo" is rather appropriate.

I've been stuck on chapter 11 for years.

Well, thank you. I'll read it.

[Voodoo whimpering].

[Imp gibbers angrily].

Imp, cut that out!

Come down here. Imp!

Come down!

[gibbering].

[she screams].

Get out!

[gibbering].

Link, get the door!

- Leave that and get out!
- [phone rings].

- [loud gibbering]
- Imp, come back here, you sod!

[phone rings].

- Hello, Dr Phillip's residence.
- [man]Hello, who’s that?

This is Jane Chase.
I'm Dr Phillip's assistant.

- Bailey here.
- Oh, Mr Bailey.

- Ah, yes.
- Is Phillip there?

Well, I'm afraid he's
tied up at the moment.

Is he coming down today?

Well, yes, as far as I know
he's still planning to meet you.

He's putting Voodoo
in the cage right now.

- He's left it a bit late, hasn't he?
- Well, he'll be down soon.

- Tell him I called, will you?
- OK, I'll tell him.

Goodbye.

[loud gibbering and banging].

[loud gibbering and banging].

Hmm?

[loud gibbering upstairs].

Imp, what's got into you?

Come down here!

- [Imp gibbering loudly]
- Imp!

Link, give me a hand. Link!

[gibbering continues].

Link, get Imp's cage!

- [loud gibbering]
- Link?

Link! Do you want the stick?
Do you want the stick?

Get Imp's cage!

Damn you, Link! Get the cage!

[Voodoo gibbering].

[Link growls].

[all gibbering].

[dramatic music].

Link?

[distant gibbering continues].

[water dripping].

[seagulls crying].

[waves crashing].

[Dr Phillip mutters indistinctly].

Dr Phillip?

[Phillip]Go away! I'm busy.

Mr Bailey called. He wanted to know
when you're going to meet him.

Would you leave me alone?

[indistinct muttering continues].

[scraping].

[gas hissing].

Link.

Link, that is very naughty!

That's bad! Now, give me those matches.

Dr Phillip! Give me those matches!

Oh, I'll show you!

Alright, Mr Master of Fire, that's enough.

[Link grunts].

Hey, Link, where you going?
Come back here.

Hey! Where do you think...

Link, I said come back here!

Link!

Mm, so you talk, too, huh?

Oh, I see.

[computer beeps].

[computer beeps].

[computer beeps].

There you are.

Link, do you want me to call Dr Phillip?

[grunts].

I'm going to get him
if you keep trying to cook.

What?

Link, you don't cook the phone.

Hey, Link, where you going?

Link, come on, put the phone back.

Link, give me the phone.

Link!

Alright, outside right now.

Come on, move it!
Let's go, Link.

Come on, come on, out you go. Go!

You can stay outside
until Dr Phillip comes down.

Well, when did he leave?

[grunts].

[seagulls crying].

Link!

Oh! Link, you broke the microwave too!

Bad boy! I told you,
do not cook phones. Why...

yes, you're forgiven.

But you do know that I'm the one
who's going to get in trouble, don't you?

Hmm? Hmm?

London?

[faint gibbering].

[banging].

[faint gibbering].

[faint gibbering].

[gibbering].

[gibbering].

Imp?

I thought you were with
Dr Phillip and Voodoo?

How long have you been in here?
Come on, let's get you out of there.

Oh, poor baby.

It's OK.

Come on, it's OK.

It's OK.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Mmm, you must be hungry.

Mmm, we're going to
find you something to eat.

Mmm, yeah, aren't we?

Mmm, now, I wonder where
Dr Phillip keeps your food?

Over here? Imp?

Yeah?

No, this is plastic fruit, see?

Over there! Oh, I see.

No.

[chattering].

Up here?

No, you can't drink this.

I see, it's in here?

[she screams].

Voodoo.

Oh, my God!

Link, what happened in here?

What happened?

[eerie music].

Link, what's wrong?

Link, I've got to go to town
to find Dr Phillip.

Do you understand?

I'll be back soon.

[growls].

[gentle music].

Link, will you go home?

Come on, I mean it.
Go back and stay with Imp.

Now!

[gibbering].

Link, I know you're up there!

[gibbering].

- Link!
- [dog barks].

[dog barks].

Stop it!

[dog whimpers].

[she gasps].

[David] No, 0947 is the area code.

Yes, that's right, 609832.

Forget it, David.

They're not going to answer it.

Probably taken the phone off the hook
while they're otherwise disposed.

Yes, cut it out, will you, fellas?
It's ringing.

[phone rings].

Link, there's another phone!

[phone rings].

Hello!

[beeping].

Jane, is that you?

- David?
- Jane, what's wrong?

Oh, nothing. I just thought
you were going to be Dr Phillip.

- What, isn't he there?
- No.

No, and I can’t get to town.
Imp cooked the stupid phone.

- [crackling on line]
- I didn’t even know this one was here.

Cooked what? You can't get where?

I can't get to town cos of these dogs.

Look, I was just ringing to tell you
I've cancelled Greece.

[gibbering].

Jane, can you hear me?

Yeah. Er... David, listen, I can't talk
right now. I've got to call Mr Bailey.

Hey, Link!

- What?
- [crackling on line].

There's something wrong
with this phone. Jane!

Yeah, yeah, I can hear you.
Link, will you stop that?

[crashing outside].

Hung up on you, eh?

I don't know.

[seagulls crying].

[Link grunts].

Link, I'm taking a bath. Go away.

Link, go out and shut the door.

Link, come on, it's cold.

[car pulls up outside].

Dr Phillip?

Door was open.

Who are you?

I'm Jane Chase. Who are you?

Bailey.

Reg Bailey.

So where is Tarzan then?
I've been waiting for him for two days.

- Dr Phillip isn't here. I'm sorry.
- Oh, damn it!

Look, I'm on a tight schedule.
Bitch caged ready for me?

Doc said he'd give her
a knock-out drop.

No, he's not here and I thought
that he was going to meet you.

Yeah, well, that's alright. Look,
give him this when he gets back, eh?

Right, I'll get cracking then.
Are you going to help me?

- No, wait a minute. I'm not authorised to...
- Now, look, sweetheart!

It's over a four-hour drive here.
The deal's all agreed. The van's outside.

And my contact's not going to be
very pleased if I don't turn up.

Now, is she ready or not?

You're going to have to wait
until Dr Phillip gets back.

Like I said, I've already waited two days.

Now, we had a deal.
There's the cheque.

I'll get the bitch from upstairs,
you take the old fella out to the van.

Voodoo is dead.

No! No!

I warned him! Which one got to her then?

- Was it the little bloke or the old fella?
- I don't know.

- You don't know?
- No, I don't know what happened.

Dead? Bloody marvellous!

Yeah, oK. I tell you what I'll do then,

I'll take the old fella now and
I'll give Dr Phillip a ring tonight.

May be we can sort something out.
May be get a few quid for the corpse.

Where is he?

Wait a minute! Are you buying Link?

Yeah. Hey, do me a favour, will you?

Get me some fruit and stuff,
so I can keep him happy in the truck.

Yeah, well, Dr Phillip never said
anything to me about selling Link.

- I'm not selling. I'm supposed to put him down.
- Put him down?

Yeah, so let's get on with it, eh?
Link! Link!

Well, Mr Bailey, I'm sorry, but I just don't
believe that Dr Phillip would kill Link.

So he hired me to do it.
Thought you said he was out here?

Then why didn't he say anything to me?

Yeah, well, the Doc's got
a soft spot for the old fella.

Probably couldn't face up to it,
so he went off. Link!

Link!

I think you should go into town and tell the
authorities that until Dr Phillip gets back...

authorities?

Do you know what the police would say
if they knew about Monkey House here?

Wild animals! This is sheep country.

I think you'd better leave.

All on your own up here, are you?

- Will you please just leave?
- Phillip keeping you for himself?

Hmm?

[Link gibbers].

- Jesus!
- Link, get back.

What are you doing?

- Hey, there's no need for that!
- You're frigging kidding!

- Get out of my way!
- Link, get back!

- Get in the house! Go!
- I'll fix him.

- Link, I said get in the...
- Get out of the way!

- [Imp gibbers]
- You little...

get out!

Yah! Get off!

[Jane] Link, no!

[Imp gibbers].

Get out of it, you little sod!

[banging].

For Christ's sake, get Phillip's gun!

- [engine splutters]
- Get out of it, you little sod!

Get out of it!

- [engine splutters]
- Come on!

[Jane] Imp, get down from there!

Come here, come here.

Come on!

- It's OK. Yeah.
- [Bailey] Come on!

[Jane] Link, get away from there!

- Link!
- [engine splutters].

Come on! Come on!

Jesus!

Get out of it, for Christ's sake!

Down, Link.

- [engine splutters]
- Come on!

- Come on!
- [engine starts].

The cops are gonna hear about this!

Bye, Mr Bailey!

[Link gibbers].

[Link grunts].

[gibbering].

Mmm.

[loud bang].

Link, where's Imp?

Well, where is he?

- Imp?
- [whimpering].

Imp? Get off! Get off!

Move!

Imp?

Will you help?

- [whimpering]
- Oh!

Put him down there, didn't you?

Didn't you?

Is that what you do when you
don't get along with someone?

Just throw them down the well?

No. No, that's not going to work.

How would you like to be
thrown down the well, Link?

You just stay outside here
and think about that

and if you can behave maybe
I'll let you come back in.

[door locks].

[Jane] Oh, no, you don't, Link.
Not until you can behave.

And that's not going to work either.
Now, come on, go away.

Now, we're going to go and get you
cleaned up, aren't we, hmm, aren't we?

Come on.

Let's take you up to the bathroom.

[thunder rumbles].

[thunder rumbles].

There you are. Now, come on,
let's see you do one.

- Come on, Imp.
- [Imp gibbers].

Come on.

[Jane laughs].

Come on!

[Jane laughs].

[thunder rumbles].

Do you think we should
let Link in yet, hmm?

What do you think?
What do you think?

Come on, come tell me.
Shall we let him in or not?

Imp, that's not a very nice thing to say.

We'll let him in in a minute.
Up you go.

Now, you watch this.

Ready?

Can you do that?

Imp, don't tease him.

Poor old Link.

- [recorder switches on]
- [Dr Phillip]Not now, Imp, I'm busy.

[Imp grunts].

Movement inhibited.

Massive increase to respirator.

Profuse sweating.

Increased blood sugar level.

[thunder rumbles].

Erection of body hair.

Er...

activation of temperature regulation.

Damn it, Imp, leave me alone!

Bloodstream flooded with carbohydrates.

Some evidence of accentuated
brainwave activity.

Go away, I'm busy!

But this is not, of course,
as clear as in humans.

Would you leave me alone?

Rapid transfer of blood from viscera
to muscles and brain.

[tape rewinds]

...accentuated brainwave activity.

Go away, I'm busy!

Mr Bailey called. He wanted to know
when you're going to meet him.

Would you leave me alone?

[storm rages outside].

[rain patters, thunder rumbles].

[Jane breathes heavily].

[seagulls crying].

[man speaks indistinctly] ...more
efficiently worked at collecting yards,

the latest pens and dips has

economised time and labour when
the flock has to be sorted and dipped,

or sprayed against pests,
inoculated against diseases...

[wind blusters, man continues indistinctly]

...the most detestable parasites,
the development of vaccines...

[man continues indistinctly].

Severe fluctuations in he quality
and quantity of food supply

seriously affect the growth and maturity
and also impair reproduction,

whilst fleece grow this very sensitive
to the nutritional intake of the animal.

All forms of sheep farming
aim to manage the flock

and its food supply so that
marked changes in the...

Mr Bailey?

...are avoided and
adequate nutrient is available

during the periods when
its food demands are high.

In some areas,
where grazing is lacking in...

Mr Bailey!

...repair of the deficiencies
can usually be made by

providing the stock with
salt licks or supplements,

by cobalt bullets or by applying
special treatments to the pastures.

[woman]Thank you, professor Wilder,
for joining us today.

Next week, in our continuing series
on animal husbandry,

we will welcome Dr Edgar Morris,
an expert in the area of bovine...

[engine splutters].

Damn!

[Link grunts, Jane gasps].

Where's Mr Bailey, Link?

OK, we're gonna drive back to the house
and we're gonna get Imp,

and then we're all gonna go
back into town, how's that sound?

[grunts].

[engine splutters].

[engine splutters].

OK, Link, we're going to
have to push the car.

We're going to have to push it.
Will you help me push it?

Come on. Go out there and help.

Come on, like this.

Come on.

Push!

That's right! Come on, push harder.

Good, good!

Come on, Link, push!

Keep it going, Link!

[engine splutters].

Link, you have to push harder!

Faster, Link!

[engine starts].

Yes!

[engine dies].

Oh, damn!

Ah!

Link, that's enough.

Link, you can stop.

Link, you can stop pushing!

Link, will you stop it?!

Link, I said stop pushing!

[she screams].

Where's Dr Phillip, Link?

[grunting and growling].

[low growl].

[loud grunting].

[dramatic music].

[loud grunting and growling].

Imp, open the door!

- [Imp chatters]
- Imp!

Imp, come on, open the door!

[angry grunting].

Imp, open the door now!!

- Come on!
- [angry grunting].

[loud banging on door].

[growling].

[loud banging continues].

[she gasps].

[loud banging continues].

[Imp gibbers].

[banging stops].

Imp, what's in here?

Dr Phillip's gun?

[computer beeping].

[Imp gibbers].

[Imp gibbers excitedly].

Imp, no!

That is not the way that civilised...

people behave.

"The wolf slid right into it.

He gave a big howl that
could be heard for miles

and fled back up the chimney.

The wolf was never heard from again

because the third little pig
had built a big, strong house

and they all lived happily ever after."

[banging].

[Imp gibbers].

[suspenseful music].

[banging].

[Imp chatters excitedly].

Shh!

[wood cracking].

[grunting].

[heavy footsteps thumping].

[grunting].

[grunting].

[Imp gibbers excitedly].

Shh!

[loud banging on door, wood cracking].

[crashing and wild grunting].

[Jane gasps].

[Imp gibbers].

Come on, come on, Imp.

[she gasps].

Imp?

[banging on hatch].

[angry grunting].

Imp!

[Imp whimpers].

[seagulls crying].

[music: "Apeman" by The Kinks].

♪ I'm an apeman, I'm an ape apeman.

♪ Oh, I'm an apeman.

♪ I'm a King Kong man
I'm a voodoo man.

♪ Oh, I'm an apeman.

♪ I look out the window
butl can't see the sky.

♪ The air pollution
is a-fogging up my eyes.

♪ I want to get out of this city alive.

♪ And make like an apeman.

♪ La-la-la-la, la-la-la.

♪ La-la-la, la.

♪ Come on and love me.

♪ Be my apeman girl... ♪

- Enough!
- Oh, what did you do that for?

- It's driving me nuts.
- Oh, the man's getting very tetchy.

I mean, look at the place. Miles from
anywhere, alone in the house with him.

Shut it! What did you have to
bring him along for, anyway?

You haven't exactly been
a bundle of laughs yourself.

Yeah, you'll look a right wally
if we catch 'em at it.

Oh, it was a joke, it was a joke!
She loves you, she's crazy about you.

- [grunting]
- Did you see that?

- [grunting]
- One of Phillip's monkeys.

Follow it, go on.

- It's gone.
- Ah, you're seeing things.

Wow! Quite a place.

Looks like a nuthouse.
Look at these bars, man.

Maybe we've got the wrong house.

See any other houses
at the end of the quarry road?

[David] Christ almighty! Look at this.

Like something's blown it apart.

- Where are you going?
- Dave...

David! What are you doing? We don't
even know if we've got the right house.

Jane?

More blood.

God!

Look at this.

[laughs] Listen, guys, I think
we should get out of here. Eh?

- Dave?
- Where are you going?

Hey, there could have been a murder
or something! What are you doing?

- I wanna take a look upstairs.
- Dave?

Let's get out of here!
Let's call the police or something, man!

I'm gonna look for Jane.

Take a look around.

If it's all the same with you,
I'll wait outside.

[scraping].

[eerie music].

[he screams].

[Imp gibbers].

Imp!

Imp, come back!

Imp!

Imp!

[he hums].

[flies buzzing].

Imp!

[she screams].

Agh! Uhh!

Imp!

[light rattling].

[light rattling].

[suspenseful music].

Fellas?

[crunching].

Dennis?

Tom?

Hey, cut it out, fellas, alright?

[clock ticking].

[suspenseful music].

[clock chimes].

Link, is someone here?

Let go of me!

Will you let go of me?!

Link, you're hurting me!

Will you stop it?! Aah!

[Jane] David!

David!

Jane!

Uhh! Agh!

[winches].

Agh!

Uhh!

David!

[dramatic music].

[roars].

[keys tinkle].

[she screams].

[engine starts].

[engine revs].

[angry grunting].

[engine revs].

[she screams].

[Link whimpers].

- [glass shatters]
- Jane!

- David!
- Get out!

Go!

[dramatic music].

- Are you alright?
- It killed Dennis.

- [she strains]
- Probably Tom too.

[he winces].

It broke my leg.

Ah! Agh!

[vicious grunting].

[he groans].

- What are we going to do in here?
- Hope he can't get in here.

We'll have to do something
about your leg though.

- [he winces]
- Sorry, but we've got to get it straight.

What's wrong with that thing out there?

I don't know. The thing's gone crazy.

I mean, he was completely fine
until I got here.

I just don't think it's his fault.

What do you mean?

I mean, maybe he knew he was
going to be killed. I don't know.

[he groans].

So where's the Doc?

He's dead.

[banging].

- Damn it!
- [he winces].

Run! Run!

[glass cracking].

[wild grunting].

Come on!

[Link shrieks].

Get out! Go!

[Jane] Come on! Get out of here!

Come on!

[she screams].

[vicious grunting, Jane screams].

Get in there! Go! Go!

[vicious grunting, pounding].

Damn it!

Help me!

Help!

David!

David, come on!

[she screams].

[he groans].

[both panting].

[she strains].

Where does that go?

Oh, it's no good. He'd only outrun us.

He'd outrun me but you'd have a chance.

No. No, we've got to out-think him.

How?

[David pants].

[grunting].

[gas hissing].

[Jane] Link?

Link, do you hear me?

Link, that's naughty, that's bad!

- Matches are naughty!
- What are you doing?

Bad, Link, bad!

Do you hear me, Link?

- [gas hissing]
- Animals are afraid of fire.

And monkey's don't smoke cigars.

And they can't even cook!

- Only humans can smoke, Link!
- What are you talking about?

Only civilised people know about
fire, Link, and you're only an animal!

You're a stupid animal!
So you leave those matches alone!

Come on.

What are you trying to do,
burn the place down?

- It's gonna burn up, I hope.
- Yeah? Uhh!

Get down.

[she screams].

[explosion rumbles].

[Link gibbering].

[Link howls].

[she screams].

- Come on!
- [he grunts].

Where the hell's the wind coming from?

It's been drawn up by the fire!

[wind gusting].

[wood crashing].

[gibbering].

[gibbering].

[building crashing].

[Link shrieks].

[seagulls crying].

[birds twittering].

[David groans].

We're almost there. You OK?

Yeah. Terrific.

[whimpering].

David, it's Imp!

David, it's Imp!

[Imp whimpers].

Come here, Imp, come here!

[she laughs] Come here!

- [Imp gibbering]
- Yeah! Yeah! It's OK.

It's OK, I'm here. You're safe.

- Come on, go back to David.
- No, wait a minute, wait a minute. No way.

David, he's a baby.
He wouldn't hurt anyone.

[Imp gibbers].

[sheep bleating].

[outro music]