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GEOFFREY: Mr. Frederick Wilkes requests
the honor of your presence...
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...at the marriage of his daughter Lisa
to Mr. William Smith...
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...on Saturday, the 20th day of May
at 11:00.
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Whoo-hoo! Check it out. Two days before
the wedding and we already got gifts.
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I got to marry Lisa more often.
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- Wow, this is just like Christmas.
- Well, ho, ho, ho.
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Oh, man.
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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What do you think was
in that one?
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Something that has to be returned.
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Oh, lookie here, lookie here.
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All these cute little
money-sized envelopes.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, oh. Boom-ba-yah!
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[LAUGHS]
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Whoo! My favorite wedding guest.
Ben Franklin.
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Oh, excuse me, Ben.
Allow me to show you to your seat.
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HILARY:
The wedding's in 48 hours...
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...so I need your final decision
on the centerpiece.
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Sweetheart roses or baby tulips?
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- Roses.
- Tulips.
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- Tulips.
- Roses.
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Can't you two ever agree
on anything?
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We can always agree on...
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Oh, rent a room.
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So did pops-in-law settle in yet?
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Yes, he did.
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Baby, do you think that my dad
is gonna get along with your mom?
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I don't know.
Can he take a punch?
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[WILL LAUGHS]
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I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
No, seriously, can he?
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That's cool, baby.
Come here, come here.
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Get off of me, woman!
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Come on. What would your daddy say?
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He'd say, you ain't fooling nobody.
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LISA: Hey, Daddy.
- Hey, baby.
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What's up? How was
your flight from Cleveland?
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It was terrible.
I got stuck next to this battleaxe...
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...who kept trying to steal my blanket
when I fell asleep.
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Oh, man, I know how you feel.
Lisa do that to me all the time.
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Man, just last night, we...
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Did you hear that?
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Just... In the other room.
Did you...?
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- You wait here. We gonna go and check.
- Yeah.
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LISA:
Baby.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm just practicing
for the honeymoon night.
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Yo, bellhop! If the room be bopping,
don't you be knocking.
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Surprise.
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Hey, Ma.
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- Baby. How you doing?
- What are you doing here already?
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She wanted to come a day early
to surprise you.
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But my flight was a disaster.
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When I changed planes in Cleveland...
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...they sat me next to
this loudmouth chunky butt...
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...who fell asleep on my shoulder.
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Then when I tried to move him, he had
the nerve to call me a battleaxe...
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...and say I stole his blanket.
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- You!
- You!
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Hey, hey. Chunky butt, meet battleaxe.
Battleaxe, chunky butt.
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I don't care what you say, Hilary.
I am not wearing...
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...this disgusting bridesmaid's dress.
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Oh, but, Ashley, you look adorable.
Right, Will?
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Oh, yeah.
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You look like a chocolate-flavored
Pepto-Bismol.
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That settles it. I am not wearing this dress
unless I can have a matching bag.
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- No problem.
- To put over my head.
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Ashley!
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Okay. Come on, Ike and Tina,
let's go.
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All right. Now, listen. You guys
go ahead to the restaurant...
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...you hold the table.
Lisa and I will catch up in a minute.
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And, Mom, could you try
to be nice?
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I always am, dear.
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Okay, tubby, tuck in your gut,
we're going downtown.
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In Philly, "tubby" mean cute bald man.
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Just don't be late. You might
find her face-down in the crab cake.
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I don't know what
he's complaining about.
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I like my women scrappy.
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G, check this out. Me and Lisa
ain't even going to the restaurant.
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If we leave them there
by themselves...
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...they'll have to work out
their differences.
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- Sounds like a plan, right?
FRED: Will you wait till I get in the car?
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[CAR ROARS OFF]
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I didn't say it was a good plan.
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- Greetings, my brother.
- Yo, what up, J?
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BOTH:
Pssh.
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What's up, man?
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Just doing a little packing here
for my honeymoon.
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Oh, J, J.
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Daywear.
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Night wear.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, man. You took your gold tooth out.
What's the occasion?
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The wife and I are split up.
Inconsolable differences.
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Oh, Jazz.
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I'm sorry, man. What happened?
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Marriage, my brother. The minute
the ring went on, the mask came off.
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And so did the weave.
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I realized I married a perfect stranger.
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And tomorrow it'll happen
to you too.
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Oh, no, man, trust.
I know the woman I'm about to marry.
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That's what I thought. Soon after,
I realized I didn't know Hortense at all.
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Hortense?
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Jazz, I thought her name was Jewel.
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Just one of her many lies.
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Man, I found out she slept with
every guy in my building.
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She had sex with all of them?
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She did?
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Man, it just gets worse and worse.
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Jazz, I'm real sorry about you
and Hortense...
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...but trust me, I know my woman.
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Better than I know the back
of my own hand.
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What the hell is that?
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- Hi.
- See? I knew she was gonna say that.
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Hi, Jazz. Well...
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...we haven't heard from our folks.
They must be getting along.
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Or one of them's dead
and one of them's a fugitive.
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Well, I gotta run.
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Hortense took the car
in the settlement.
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At least she ain't got
no weave.
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- What was that all about?
- Nothing. Jazz just messing with me.
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Talking about I don't know my baby. Like
how much you love sweet potato pie.
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Baby, I hate sweet potato pie.
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You playing, right, girl?
You so silly.
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No, next you gonna be telling me
you ain't love Shaft in Africa.
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I don't.
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You sat through it like nine times.
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For you, baby. But personally, I think
the guy's a lowlife slug...
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...whose whole sexual identity
is an extension of his big, stupid gun.
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Anything else?
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- I think he's gay.
- Ah!
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Ah!
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Will, what is wrong with you?
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One more thing.
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Your name is Lisa, isn't it?
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Well, it is now.
I just couldn't go through life...
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...hearing people say,
"Hey, Beula. "
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Well, I'm gonna finish packing...
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...and, baby, I'll see you at the altar.
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Bye, Beula.
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VY:
Who is it?
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Hey, Mom. I know it's late,
but I really need to talk.
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[SCREAMING]
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Mamma, no!
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Will.
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[WILL SCREAMING]
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VY:
Will.
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[SOBBING]
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You, him, here.
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I need a moment.
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I'm an adult.
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I can handle this.
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I'm okay.
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Mamma, no!
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Will, will you keep it down?
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I'm not ready to talk to you yet,
young man.
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What happened? I heard screaming.
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What's this, a pajama party?
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Hey, scooch over.
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What is going on?
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Ew.
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Hey.
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Okay, that's it. Everybody out.
Everybody out.
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PHIL: Move it, Ashley.
- Right now. Everybody. Come on.
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Okay, Mom, I just wanna say...
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...that I am hurt.
And I don't think...
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...that mothers
are supposed to do what...
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Oh, my God, I just got
a mental picture!
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Get out! Get out!
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VY: Good morning, baby.
- Listen, Mom, about last night...
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I know, sweetheart. And I hope
I didn't spoil your wedding day.
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No, Mom, that's what
I wanna talk to you about.
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We gonna be moving
to the church.
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You're right.
You know, I need to find my earrings.
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Oh, I know where they are, baby,
You left them on top of my...
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Maya Angelou's book of poetry.
Come on, I'll show you where they are.
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Y'all, don't miss the wedding.
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Look, Aunt Viv, you got a second?
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- I really...
- Oh, Nicky!
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Lord, come on. I gotta go upstairs
and get you straightened up. Come on.
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All right, Uncle Phil,
I need to talk to somebody!
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- I'm listening.
- All right, maybe later.
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I said I was listening.
But I got a million things to do, so hurry.
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Okay, okay, cool.
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Remember when you said we was
too young to get married?
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When I told you mind your business,
I know what I'm doing?
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You remember how wrong I always am?
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Will, I know you're nervous.
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It's perfectly normal.
Every man gets cold feet.
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It's coded in our DNA.
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I'll tell you what you do.
You're gonna be fine.
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Go in there, say I do,
be done with it. Feel better?
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- Well...
- Good. Okay.
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Posse out, let's go.
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HILARY:
Daddy, I need your checkbook.
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WILL:
Hey, Nick, you got a second, man?
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This wedding stuff is really
stressing me out.
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Tell me about it. I've got to balance
a ring on a stupid pillow.
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- Hey, you wanna talk about it?
- No.
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[CHURCH BELLS RINGING]
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Oh, Lisa. This dress looks almost
as beautiful on you as it would on me.
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Thanks, Hilary.
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I need to talk to my wife.
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Well, to be. Her.
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Forget it, Will. You can't see her
before the wedding. It's bad luck.
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Well, I'll risk it. It's important.
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Well, make it fast. If I start to frizz,
you're a dead man.
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Congratulations!
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- Baby.
- Baby?
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- Oh, hey, hey.
- Will, what's wrong?
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You know, this is really hard
without looking at you.
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Hey, hey, girl! This ain't no time
to be getting freaky.
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Will, I was trying to hold your hand.
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Oh, yeah? Well, that wasn't it.
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Babe, listen...
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...I've been kind of, you know,
having doubts.
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What kind of doubts, Will?
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Just tiny little
nagging, constant doubts...
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...in the pit of my stomach,
you know?
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It's like, we so different.
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I mean, look, it's just that you seem
so sure of yourself, you know?
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And so sure about us. And I'm scared.
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I guess this, like, ain't the best time
to be telling you this.
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No, no, baby, I'm really happy
that you did because...
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...I've been scared too.
- Really?
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I thought I was alone in this.
Why you ain't tell me, girl?
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I don't know. I guess for
the same reasons you didn't tell me.
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I can't tell you how good it feels
to know I can tell you anything.
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- Now I know we gonna be all right.
- Yeah.
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I love you, baby.
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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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Well, this is it. It's all she wrote.
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Last chance for gas.
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Last train to Clarksville.
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Last of the Mohicans.
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You know, as hard as this is to believe,
I'm gonna miss you.
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[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]
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[ORGAN PLAYING "BRIDAL MARCH"]
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Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today...
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...to join this man and this woman
in holy matrimony.
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Let us pray.
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Dear heavenly father, we ask that
as Will and Lisa commit their lives...
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...to one another, you will
strengthen and encourage them...
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...and guide them in their
day-to-day trials and triumphs of life.
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In your name we pray. Amen.
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ALL:
Amen.
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Now, if anyone can show just cause...
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...why Will and Lisa should not be
joined together...
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...let them speak now
or forever hold their peace.
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William, do you take
Beula Lisa Wilkes...
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...to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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Yes, I...
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Whoo!
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...do.
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But I don't.
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[CROWD MURMURING]
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Will, I'm sorry, but I think if we both
have doubts about this whole thing...
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Wait, wait, no, had. We had doubts.
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Remember, babe? We talked about it.
We both feel better.
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No, baby, you feel better. But I think
we're making a really big mistake.
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And if you think about it,
you will too.
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No. No, Lisa...
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...I really love you.
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Will, I love you too, but I think
our parents might be right.
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I think maybe we just rushed into
this thing too fast.
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Well...
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Well, I guess we shouldn't get married,
then, should we?
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Not today.
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Hey, looks like we finally
agree on something.
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Yeah.
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Lisa and I would like to thank you all
for coming today...
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...but ain't nobody gonna be
jumping over no brooms in here.
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Well, save it for that 50 pounds of shrimp
swimming around on that damn ice swan.
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Not so fast, Will.
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Vy, I always thought...
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...that a man only got
one chance at happiness.
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And then I met you.
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We met at 10,000 feet in the air.
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And I promise you, baby,
if you marry me...
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...neither of us will ever
come down.
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Vy...
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...will you be my wife?
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- Yes, Fred, I will.
- All right.
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If... If my son...
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...will give me away.
- No. No, Mom, no.
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Absolutely not. You said that
me and Lisa were rushing too fast.
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Y'all gotta take some time
to think about this.
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The boy's right.
We should think about this.
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- Yeah.
- Did you think about it?
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- Yeah.
- Me too. Let's get married.
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Wait.
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Hold up. Wait a minute.
Y'all need to take some more time.
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Boy, I ain't got that much time.
I'm getting old. Now move.
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You're gonna need your bouquet.
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VY:
Oh, thank you, baby.
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Rap on, Rev.
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here again today...
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...to join this man and this woman
in holy matrimony.
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Let us pray.
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Dear heavenly father...
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I am not kidding. Irene told Jane
that Debbie told Gail...
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...that Will Smith did not get married.
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I know! Isn't it great?
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Girl, who said it doesn't pay
to pray?
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Oh, yes, it does. My prayers came true.
Did he marry her?
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I cannot believe he is back
on the market.
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I mean, you know, I'm sorry
for the girl, but who cares?
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He is so fine. Did you see him?
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Oh, even in that tux
he was looking good.
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WILL: Wait, wait... No. No.
Wait a... Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute, now.
This is... This is all just too soon.
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Now, September,
that's a different story.
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Y'all come back, now, you hear?24061
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