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Alright, going school. Hey, hun. Hold on for a second. Can you sign a couple applications?
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What are these, Lauren? The applications for Mother Swap, America's
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funniest families, and two local mother-daughter patrons. Lauren, you should really be calling
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mom. I've been married to your father for seven years now. Mom, I really appreciate how much
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you're trying to help me with famous. Yeah, but I don't know if I want to be famous.
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But you're beautiful. We are meant to be famous. At your age, I was a patron queen.
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Well, I really just want to focus on getting into college right now. The college isn't
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all about greens and athletic, sweetie. You have to be well-rounded. And that's what this
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is. You never get picked for these anyways. Alright, I gotta go. I'm gonna be late.
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Have a good day, sweetie. Today is the day, Lauren. This family's gonna be fucking famous.
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Hello, this is Lauren of the Phillips family. Who is this? Oh my god, really? Today. Of
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course, I'm free. Let me send you the address. Hi. It's yours. It's so nice to meet you. Mr.
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Pierce here. I'll just come right in. Thank you. Do you want water, coffee, anything?
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Oh, good. Thanks. I have to say, I was impressed with your and your daughter's application.
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Yeah. Most people are not really as willing for a show like this. Oh, we're a very open-minded
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family. Well, I see your paperwork's in order and I'll pay the sign too. So, we should just
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go ahead and get started then. Yeah, let's get started. Good.
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What's up, princess? Wake up. Come on, wake up. What's going on? What did you do to me?
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This is what you signed for. Sweetheart, this right here. You didn't read that? A little
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bit of water, some ropes. What kind of show is this? This is real life. This is actually
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going to happen to you. I don't remember this. You just randomly answer ads online without
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looking to see who the fuck they're going to. Is that what it is? No. You're going to
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get a lot of fun. I just wanted to be famous. You're going to be famous to me, sweetheart.
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This is what you signed on for. Sorry. Oh, you're mine for a couple hours. Don't you
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daughter actually, because she's signed the paperwork too. No! What kind of daughter? What
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about your daughter? Land me, daughter. A little hard to breathe all that water down the throat
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covering your fucking face, isn't it? Take a nice deep breath. It's going to get worse.
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I think we should start that interview process since we've just become acquainted.
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Please, please leave my family alone. Well, I haven't touched that yet. No, on the other
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hand. That's the mother of the year, aren't you? Just something you've done for whatever,
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huh? What kind of role model is that? I was... Ahh! Fucking eggnads!
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That looks like it hurt. Take a nice deep breath and just get it started. So, like I was asking
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you, what kind of role model do you think you were for your daughter? Patrick Queen. The
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more you move, the worse it's going to be. Yes! I just wanted to be famous. Is this
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one of you famous? Is that what happened? I just wanted to be famous. Congratulations.
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You're not famous. You're not famous. You're worse when you've got to get some of this
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and that. What do you think is going to happen when she gets home and sees you like this?
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Please leave me for your own. So, you think you're a good role model for her? You do.
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You look like a role model right now, but don't you? Is this the way you want her to see you?
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Is it? Is it? No! No! No! It's going to make you not very much.
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You're a good mother. No, you're a shit mother. You're a shit mother. You signed me
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life away with this. You pushed the door and told him to sign it. You tricked us! Tricked
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you. It's in writing. It's not my fault you didn't read it. That's okay though. I guess
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your fuck up is my advantage isn't it? Isn't it?
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Oh, they're sleeping better. Maybe.
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It depends on how much I get from you. What do you say? I don't want to do anything
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before we die. That's good to know.
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You can help us smile and make good sense, can you? You know what that makes you?
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Just another fucking whore underneath. That's all it makes you. Doesn't make you famous.
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Doesn't make you special. What does it make you again? What does it make you?
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It's not famous. That makes you just another fucking whore underneath.
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Does it make you just another fucking whore underneath?
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Would that be the spot right there? I think it is right.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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You understand me? I understand.
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You better open those fucking legs.
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You just tell me no. I didn't even know.
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You just tell me no. You can't just throw this in a lot like a no.
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Open those legs. Please, please, please, please. Please.
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Please, please, please. Please. Please, please. Please.
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What did you make ring for? You're in the right. Is that correct? You're a good mom.
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Yes. Yes. You're a good mom.
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How did a good mom end up tied up in her fucking kitchen on her knees?
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I'm doing stupid shit, huh?
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Is that how you got there? Is that how you got there?
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Well, this that makes you a bad mom, doesn't it?
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This thing just wanted to make good with my daughter. It is one of the famous people. Please. Please.
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Don't make me fuck this O up.
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Look at that. What does that say? Bad mom.
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You got that pretty much solved it, doesn't it? Because rule number one is...
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No, not ever bad. Rule number one is nothing is for you, right?
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No. Everything costs. You gotta pay to play, don't you?
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You went out of this situation? Yes, please. Yes, please.
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Yes, you do. Yes, please. No, that's gonna cost you. I told you that, right?
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What's it gonna cost? What's it gonna cost? What's it gonna cost?
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What the fuck I want? What's in that fucking mouth?
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I think that's a good place to start, don't you?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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No.
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Relax, I wouldn't waste it on you.
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Please, what?
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I'm gonna let you go eventually when I turn up you. Open. Open.
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Look at me.
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Wider.
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That's a good bad mom.
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Right there.
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I'm just bad mom.
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Suck decent dick though, don't you? Swallow it.
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Again, don't take your eyes off me either. More.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Nobody told you to step stuck in that dick. Let's go.
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Go.
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In your mouth.
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I'm gonna tell you what's in fucking enthusiasm, walk in line.
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You're just wondering if those nipples are gonna get super sensitive and hurt, aren't you?
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No, I can take the guesswork out of that.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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Ah!
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More you move, the worst is gonna be.
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You have one job right now and that's a suck that cock, isn't it? Isn't that your job right now?
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So why isn't it your mouth done? Don't take it out of your mouth again.
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Oh yes.
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That's it, that's the best you got.
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Tell you what, you have one minute to fucking impress me.
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You give me the knowledge of our lifetime and I'll make that pussy come.
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Come on.
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Exactly, let's go.
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I said impress me, not bore me.
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Come on, I need fucking work and slabber on a cock, suck it.
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I need some help sometimes, don't they?
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Again, come on.
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Open those legs.
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Oh, are you worried about this crop? Is that what you're worried about?
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Yes?
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Yes?
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Open those legs.
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I need these.
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Would this be the spot?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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What do you say?
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Please, please, fuck me.
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Put that leg up.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Ladies and gentlemen, please, believe in me and please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, Please, please please, please, please, please, please Please, please, please.
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Please please
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Just remember you asked for it then.
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Stick that ass out.
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That's what you said right?
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Yes
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Thank you sir
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Thank you for fucking my ass
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Thank you for fucking my ass
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Thank you for making your video off
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That foot up there, I wanna see what I'm fucking right now
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Come on, put that foot up
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Thank you for what?
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Thank you for fucking my ass
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Thank you for fucking making your video off
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Thank you for fucking my ass
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Thank you for fucking my ass
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Thank you
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I like having that car from your ass, don't you?
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Yes, thank you
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Thank you
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Thank you
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Yeah
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Fuck
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Can I come here?
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Please come here, please
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I don't think you really wanna come
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Let me fucking hear you
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I don't think you really wanna come
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Please please
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Fuck in it please
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Please, please, please
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Please, please
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Please, please, please
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Please, please, please
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Please, please, please
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Please, please, please
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Just say yes and I'll let you come
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Ah
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You must want me to stop
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Please, please, please, please
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Yes, yes, yes
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Yes, you can put me on her
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Thank you
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Ah
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Ah
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Ah
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Fuck
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Thank you for that last fucking hour
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Thank you
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That's my fucking heart, swallow it
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That's it
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Yes, my easier mouth right before it goes in your fucking daughter too
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