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JANE MCDONALD:
'I'm off on me travels to explore
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'some of the most beautiful islands
in the sun - the Canaries.'
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Ooh, I'm doing wheelies!
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'I'm going solo to discover
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'why five million Brits a year
flock to this part of the world.'
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I'm out of the bunker.
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'I've done me research,
but I'll always be on the lookout
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'to make sure I'm not missing
a trick.'
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Look at that. That's fantastic.
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'And I'd love you to come with me
as I head off the beaten track...'
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This is absolute paradise.
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'..reveal the unexpected...'
SHE SCREAMS
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'..and discover the very best
that each island has to offer.'
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Welcome to the Canary Islands!
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'And in Gran Canaria,
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'we'll head to the beautiful, quiet
north of the island,
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'where the fountains have
an unexpected effect...'
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I like the sound of it.
Yeah.
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Also makes you want to go
to the toilet. Yeah.
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LAUGHTER
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'..before upping the adrenaline for
an oceanside view of the island...'
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Whoo!
'..go strolling on the vast dunes,
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'where the sand castles
are spectacular...'
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Wow. That looks like me.
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That's amazing!
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'..before meeting
some real queens of the desert.'
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
'So pack your virtual bags...'
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Cheers.
Cheers.
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'..pick up your passport,
and let's go.'
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LAUGHTER
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So, ta-ta, Tenerife,
greetings, Gran Canaria.
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That's the beauty of the Canaries -
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you're only a few miles away from
exciting, new holiday adventures.
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In this case,
just 80 minutes by ferry
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to discover a whole different
island's worth of hidden treasures.
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It's very easy to island hop here
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because, er, they're not
very far apart, the Canaries.
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'Catching the ferry is really easy -
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'you just roll up, roll on
and roll off.
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'You can pre-book your tickets
online
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'if you're an organised swot like me
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'or buy them at the port if you like
sailing by the seat of your pants.
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'Either way,
there's no price difference.'
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The thing is, as well,
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there's a big difference between
an airport pack and a ferry pack...
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..because you just chuck everything
in your car in a ferry,
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and off you go.
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'The view from a ferry is way better
than on a plane, too...
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'where most of your flight
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'is spent staring at the back
of someone's head,
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'here, the journey
is as gorgeous as the destination.
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'So I'm just gonna pretend to be
Grace Kelly on me private yacht.'
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I have arrived.
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I'm in Gran Canaria, the sun is out.
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It looks fabulous so far.
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Geography time.
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Gran Canaria is about 70 miles
south east of Tenerife
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and 90 miles west of Africa.
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There are 600 square miles
of this volcanic island to explore,
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with an average temperature of 24C.
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You'll find different climates
and landscapes here,
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which is why it's known
as the "mini continent".
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Rugged and off-road up north, and
beach-lovers paradise down south.
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It's not as mountainous as Tenerife,
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and it's not as volcanic
as Tenerife.
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So this has got
a completely different feel.
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I think that's the great thing
about the Canaries -
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they're all so different, and
you find one that you really like,
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but it's really good to island hop.
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So, let's go and find out
what makes this place tick.
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My hotel is right on the front.
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It's on the Maspalomas sand dunes.
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I do like a hotel on the beach.
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That's just my personal preference.
I do like to see the sea.
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I'd rather have a hotel room
looking out at the beauty,
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and not at the bins.
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LAUGHTER
Or the car park.
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'I love a holiday that's got
the best of both worlds -
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'exploring off the beaten track
by day
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'and enjoying all-inclusive luxury
by night,
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'so that's why
I've chosen this hotel
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'with three restaurants,
a pool bar,
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'entertainment and a spa.
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'I'll be sorted at the end of
me hectic but happy days here...'
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Hello.
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'..whilst using it as a base
to explore this stunning island.'
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I'm Jane.
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Sarah. Welcome to Gran Canaria.
Nice to meet you.
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If you just head this way, and
you can check-in at the reception.
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Lovely.
Enjoy. Thanks, Sarah.
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Have a lovely holiday.
I will.
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'Ooh, hello, I spy a drinks tray.'
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Hi. Hello.
How are you?
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Did you have a good flight?
Oh, I've come on the ferry.
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The sea was good today?
It was very good, thank you.
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Yeah.
Rose, white?
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Oh, rose, every time.
Oh... Yeah.
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Thank you.
Enjoy your stay.
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What number is it?
It's 706.
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Have I got a sea view?
Sea view, exactly.
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Fantastic.
Have a wonderful stay.
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I'm going to.
And welcome. Thank you.
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'Moment of truth -
what's me room like?'
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Oh...
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Oh. You have to put that in.
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Lights.
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Oh. This is lovely.
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Let's have a look.
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The curtains are always closed
in a hotel where the sun is very hot
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because it obviously keeps
the sun out
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and keeps your room nice and cool...
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which, trust me, is what you want.
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But shall we have a look anyway? Ha!
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'My view.'
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Oh, listen at that.
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I can hear the sea,
I can see the sea.
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And it's golden sands here,
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which is different to Tenerife,
which is very volcanic and dark.
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This is golden.
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'Maspalomas is edged
by these famous dunes,
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'and, in fact, my guidebook tells me
these thousand acres of moving sand
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'are the number one attraction
here in Gran Canaria.
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'Given I'm lucky enough
to be staying right by them,
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'I'm gonna head straight out
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'and explore
this wonderful nature reserve.
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'Walking on these dunes
is like being on a remote desert.
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'No people,
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'just cacti and palm trees
swaying gently in the breeze...
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'even though my hotel
is still in sight.'
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All the sand dunes
are like diamonds twinkling...
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because it's all coral...
and it moves all the time
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with all the winds
and the tides and everything.
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And it really is something to see.
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Hard on the feet...
but really worth it.
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'In fact, this sashay
down the seafront
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'is really helping to orientate me
to the local area,
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'and I've only taken
a few more steps
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'before I realise Gran Canaria
is EXACTLY the place for me.'
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'Scuse me.
Yes, love?
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Would you like to come to our drag
show at Ricky's cabaret bar? Yeah.
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And it's a special night tonight.
Right.
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You can find me right there.
Right. I'm Daisy Diamond.
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Oh, wow, is that you?
That's me right there. Gorgeous.
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You can call me Daisy.
Right.
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If you wanna come along and
say hello, that would be amazing!
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I think I'm going to do.
Perfect. Thanks ever so much, Daisy.
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See you later.
Bye. Bye!
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'I've only been here minutes, and
I've already got a date with Daisy.
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'But she'll have to wait, as right
now, an early night is in order.
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'I've got big plans for tomorrow
and baggy eyes will not do.
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'I'm up and at 'em this morning
as I want to get out on the road.
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'The Canaries is like a year's worth
of holidays in a few days
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'cos you can hop between the islands
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'to experience
something totally new in each.
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'I want to search for the secret
side of sunny, sandy Gran Canaria,
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'so I did me research and discovered
the pretty town of Firgas
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'in the north of the island.
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'With streets lined with
the most incredible mosaics
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'and waterfalls cascading down
the streets, it sounds stunning.
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'And to get to the real heart of it,
I've booked a tour with these two -
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'Olivier and Fabien, who moved here
from France 12 years ago.
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'I'm designated driver
cos I love it,
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'but if you prefer to chill
as a passenger,
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'there are loads of driven tours,
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'or just hop on a public bus,
or guaguas,
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'and follow
the straightforward routes
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'that link
the main towns and attractions.
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'It's both easy and cheap.'
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So, it's very, very different in
the north than it is to the south?
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Exactly.
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That's why all the hotels
are in the south...
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Uh-huh.
..because it's more sunny.
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Because, you know,
in the middle of Gran Canaria,
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we have a big mountain...
Uh-huh. ..2,000 metres high,
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so the clouds are stopping
in the mountains... Uh-huh.
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..so the north could be like today,
a little bit cloudy. Mm.
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But there's still lots to see
up here, yes?
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To be honest, really,
we prefer to be in the north,
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in the mountain,
in the countryside.
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If you live in Gran Canaria, this is
real Gran Canaria for us. Yeah.
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Between the north or the south,
it's another world.
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So you have
the best of both worlds here?
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That's what we think.
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It's gorgeous.
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'After a 55-minute drive,
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'we're in the sleepy,
picturesque town of Firgas.
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'Instantly,
the atmosphere feels different.
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'The quiet streets are a world away
from beachy Maspalomas.
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'I'm getting a real sense
of Gran Canaria's heart.'
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So, here, you see...
Ah.
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'And there's even a kind of
architectural tourist guide -
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'the Paseo de Canarias,
or "walkway of the Canaries",
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'which has steps
with mosaics and carvings
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'telling you about
the islands in the archipelago.
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'Better than a leaflet.'
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And we're there now, Firgas?
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So we came from the south...
Uh-huh.
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..from all the way away
to the north, Firgas.
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This is lovely,
how long has this been here?
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It was built, er, 35 years ago...
Yeah?
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..to celebrate the 500 years
of the foundation of the city.
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So in 1988.
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'Educational and lovely.
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'But what Firgas is really famous
for is its natural spring water,
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'which is sold
all over the Canaries.'
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As you know...
Aw, this is lovely.
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..the waterfall.
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The spring water is honoured
by this beautiful waterfall
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in the centre of town.
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Yeah.
Yeah. Really...
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'And it's really got to me.'
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This is a lovely place, isn't it?
It's beautiful.
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I like the sound of it.
Yeah, me too.
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Mm.
It's refreshing.
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Yeah.
Refreshing.
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It is very refreshing.
Yeah, yeah.
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Also makes you want to go
to the toilet. Yeah.
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LAUGHTER
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'Coming up...'
It's cold!
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'I dive into Gran Canaria's
natural saltwater pools
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'for the perfect way to cool off...'
Oh.
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Oh, it's lovely, though.
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'..before a cracking night out
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'in one of Gran Canaria's
famous drag bars.'
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Bang it on the table three times.
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Guarantees you good sex.
Really?
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LAUGHTER
It doesn't always work.
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JANE MCDONALD: 'I'm travelling
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'around the amazing archipelago
that is the Canary Islands.
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'I docked at these stunning shores
back when I were on the cruises,
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'but always had to keep an eye
on sailaway,
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'so I missed the chance
to fully experience their delights.
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'And I'm loving the opportunity
to really discover them with you.
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'I'm currently living me best life
in Gran Canaria
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'and uncovering
the island's hidden gems,
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'with me guides Olivier and Fabien.
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'I've travelled to
the quieter north of the island
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'and the pretty town of Firgas,
239
00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:54,240
'famous for its mosaics
and this waterfall.'
240
00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:58,640
That's lovely.
This is also from 1988. Yeah.
241
00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,360
'But it's not just
about looking pretty,
242
00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:07,680
'as the aqua here has another job -
feeding the local watercress beds.
243
00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,120
'One of the oldest
cultivated vegetables,
244
00:12:10,160 --> 00:12:12,480
'it's been grown here for centuries.
245
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:17,280
'We just chuck this ancient
aquatic vegetable into a side salad,
246
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,920
'but here in Firgas,
it's the main meal,
247
00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,400
'and as Olivier and Fabien
248
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:24,800
'want me to have the ultimate
local dining experience,
249
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,720
'they've brought me
to a rustic restaurant
250
00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,080
'that calls itself
"a temple of watercress worship".
251
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:33,080
'I can only imagine how much
of the stuff they get through.'
252
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:36,160
So, everything we will have
is with watercress.
253
00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,280
Do you like watercress?
Yes. If you don't like...
254
00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,680
Yes.
..we have to go. No, no. We're OK.
255
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,800
Speciality here.
It's a speciality.
256
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:44,440
Hello.
Muchas gracias.
257
00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:49,400
Yeah, and the water...
is coming from Firgas, from here.
258
00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,800
Ah!
Yeah.
259
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:52,480
"Congas Firgas."
260
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,040
With gas.
Con gas is with gas.
261
00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:57,320
OK, in Firgas?
BOTH: In Firgas.
262
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,440
LAUGHTER
263
00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,640
'Our first dish is watercress soup,
264
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:04,880
'a traditional Canarian dish
often served at lunch.
265
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:06,800
'It's hearty,
comes served with a corncob
266
00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,760
'and is made
from vegetable stock and beans
267
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,040
'and, of course, watercress.'
268
00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,360
Like we say in Spanish,
"Buen provecho," enjoy your meal.
269
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:16,960
OK. Buen provecho.
270
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:20,600
It's watercress soup.
With corn for you. OK.
271
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,200
Watercress soup with corn.
272
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:29,000
It's really good. Always.
It tastes healthy.
273
00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,200
We never disappointed here.
Mm. Never.
274
00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:34,200
Do you like?
Mmm. Mm.
275
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,800
It's really good.
Mm. It's very thick.
276
00:13:38,320 --> 00:13:40,920
'And to wash down
our watercress soup,
277
00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,040
'well, the local sparkling variety,
of course...
278
00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:45,840
'and I can't wait to taste it.'
279
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:53,760
Ooh, that's lovely, isn't it?
Yeah.
280
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:56,200
I know it sounds daft
cos it's just water...
281
00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:59,640
A little bit like
a glass of champagne.
282
00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:03,240
'This unique watercress-based menu
is served as tapas,
283
00:14:03,280 --> 00:14:05,880
'meaning our dishes are served
when they're ready,
284
00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,920
'with everything hitting the table
at different times.'
285
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,120
This is a deep-fried... watercress?
Croquette.
286
00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,360
Everything is with watercress.
OK.
287
00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,480
'I love tapas.
All those little dishes
288
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:19,880
'fooling me into thinking
I'm eating fewer calories.'
289
00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:21,160
Delicious.
290
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:23,960
Croquetas.
Yeah.
291
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,240
'It's such a sociable meal
292
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:28,760
'as everyone gets to try
each other's choices,
293
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:33,320
'and you can easily tailor your menu
to what's in your wallets.'
294
00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,040
The cheese - with watercress.
295
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,000
The mojo sauce -
with watercress, too.
296
00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:40,360
The salad - with watercress.
297
00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,680
Watercress.
Yeah. The bread...
298
00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,840
Hang on... watercress bread?
This, I must try.
299
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,480
It's a very light green.
300
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:51,800
Something you probably have
on your bedroom wall.
301
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,800
That's how I can describe it.
It's a subtle green.
302
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:56,240
And I'm going in.
303
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:00,920
Mmm.
304
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:03,240
Very good.
You like it, yeah?
305
00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:07,360
This is a really good way
to get some of your five a day.
306
00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:10,760
You just put it in everything.
LAUGHTER
307
00:15:10,800 --> 00:15:15,680
This is a really healthy meal
cos it's full of watercress...
308
00:15:15,720 --> 00:15:19,680
which, of course,
is full of magnificence.
309
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:23,600
Mm. Oh, that's lovely.
310
00:15:23,640 --> 00:15:26,520
'Well, taste buds treated,
it's time to move on
311
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:30,320
'and explore some more of north
Gran Canaria's national treasures.'
312
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,520
So, I'm going to some natural pools
now, yeah? Yeah.
313
00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:36,760
I wish the water would not be
too cold.
314
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,440
I don't mind.
No?
315
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,800
It's supposed to be good for you,
isn't it? Yeah, yeah.
316
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:43,600
I've even started doing it
in the shower...
317
00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:47,120
where I, erm, turn it to cold
at the end. Yeah?
318
00:15:47,160 --> 00:15:49,800
So I think cold water's
quite good...
319
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,520
..until I get in it.
LAUGHTER
320
00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:59,960
'Which I'm about to do
at one of these los charcones,
321
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,640
'or natural sea swimming pools,
at the island's northern tip.
322
00:16:03,680 --> 00:16:06,160
'These hidden gems
are filled by the Atlantic,
323
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:11,280
'but the walls make for a tranquil,
calm, wave-free sea water swim.
324
00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:15,800
'They're enjoyed by both locals
and tourists and are free to use,
325
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:18,840
'so you can bathe
to your heart's content.'
326
00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:20,040
So, these are the pools?
327
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:23,760
Yeah, the, erm, municipality
help the nature. Yeah.
328
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,320
So they built a small wall
so you can go,
329
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,040
you can cross the wall...
Uh-huh.
330
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,760
..and go into another pool
on the other side. Great. OK!
331
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:34,760
'These Blue Flag pools offer
sunbathing terraces,
332
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:37,920
'restaurants and rest rooms -
thank heavens.
333
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:41,640
'At low tide, these see walls
lead you to rock pools and inlets,
334
00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:44,960
'which are a little paradise
for curious kids.
335
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:47,000
'But do bring or buy water shoes,
336
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,680
'as the rocks can be
pretty sharp and slippery.
337
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:50,760
'Wish me luck.'
338
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,640
Right.
Let's go.
339
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,600
'This is the Atlantic, remember.'
340
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:57,640
It's cold!
341
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,200
BLOWS RASPBERRY
342
00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:05,360
'Give me a moment,
I've lost me breath.'
343
00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,920
Ooh!
344
00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,920
Oh.
345
00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,360
Oh, it's lovely, though.
346
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,920
EXHALES HEAVILY
347
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,040
And the temperature is just perfect.
348
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,160
There's fish in here and everything.
It's just lovely.
349
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,320
HE EXCLAIMS
Yoo-hoo.
350
00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:26,920
LAUGHTER
Yoo-hoo, Oliver.
351
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:29,000
I've had the most wonderful day.
352
00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:32,480
I've met Olivier and Fabien.
353
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,960
'And "fab"
is definitely what they are.'
354
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,000
I feel like I've made
friends for life there.
355
00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,480
'Get yourself a good guide
356
00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:43,760
'to take you round the secrets
of Gran Canaria.'
357
00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:48,360
I would never have known about this
place, and the north is stunning.
358
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,880
Food is excellent.
359
00:17:50,920 --> 00:17:52,720
Come and join us.
360
00:17:57,960 --> 00:18:01,640
'What a perfect day -
discovering hidden Gran Canaria,
361
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,440
'accompanied
by two perfect gentlemen.
362
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,160
'And tonight, I'm going to explore
363
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,520
'a totally different side
to the island,
364
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,040
'as I'm getting me glad rags on
365
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,200
'for the drag show
I was invited to by Daisy Diamond.
366
00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:17,000
'But I think I need a little pick-
me-up before I go off gallivanting.
367
00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,880
'And this Sundowner
has my name all over it.
368
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,880
'I'm never knowingly underdressed
for a night out,
369
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:31,680
'but as Gran Canaria is famous
for its yearly drag queen festivals,
370
00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:33,080
'I've gotta try and hold me own
371
00:18:33,120 --> 00:18:36,560
'against the storm
of sequins coming my way.'
372
00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:39,560
Looking forward to it.
I like a good old show.
373
00:18:39,600 --> 00:18:42,200
That's part of your holiday,
as well, isn't it?
374
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:47,200
Food, sun, sangria
and entertainment, so, erm...
375
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:50,240
Got a little bit sunkissed today,
so I thought,
376
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:53,200
"Right, let's go for
a bit of a coral lip."
377
00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:57,160
SMACKS LIPS
That's it!
378
00:19:00,120 --> 00:19:04,640
'I'm meeting up with a new pal,
Becca, who I met at the pool.'
379
00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:07,680
Hello, lovely! I'm good. Mwah. Mwah.
380
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:09,080
Yeah, shall we go?
381
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,160
'And just ten minutes
and ten euros in a cab later,
382
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:14,600
'we're at the bar
in Playa del Ingles.
383
00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:18,080
'My guidebook tells me
many venues here are free entry.
384
00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:21,000
'You just have to pay for your
drink, or, in our case, drinks.
385
00:19:21,040 --> 00:19:23,120
'And there's table service, too.'
386
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,520
Ooh, lovely.
387
00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,800
'Drinks at the table, drag on the
stage, only moving for the loo...'
388
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:29,880
Cheers.
'..my kind of night.
389
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:32,560
'Its popularity means
you might be sharing tables,
390
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,760
'which is a good thing,
391
00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:37,040
'especially if Emma and Gillian,
the bar owners, come and join you.'
392
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:40,760
Hello! OK if we join you?
Yes, of course!
393
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,000
How are we, ladies?
Yeah, very well.
394
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,720
This is, er, very good.
What we on, sangria? Sangria, yeah.
395
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,560
Yeah, Lewis makes it quite well,
to be fair. Yeah.
396
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,360
So, it's rum?
Anything could be in it.
397
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:54,000
LAUGHTER
Yeah, don't have too many.
398
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,080
Haven't got the liver, duck!
399
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:59,080
'Ricky's is part
of the Yumbo Centre -
400
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:02,640
'the world's only
LGBTQ+ shopping centre.
401
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:05,880
'By day, it's a family-friendly
venue with shops and restaurants,
402
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,560
'but by the time the shows start
in the evening,
403
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,840
'well, let's just say
it's a little more adult.
404
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:15,040
'And like a moth to a flame,
I'm drawn to bugle beads,
405
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,520
'so I'm heading backstage
to meet the girls.
406
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:19,280
'Reckon they'd better hide that mic
407
00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:21,280
'or I'll be minded to nick a frock
and do a turn.'
408
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:22,320
DRAG ARTISTS: Come in!
409
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,520
Hello!
Hi!
410
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,200
Oh, my God!
411
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:30,840
You all look so fabulous!
412
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:32,720
ALL TALK OVER
EACH OTHER
413
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,560
Well, I thought I'd better make
an effort.
414
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,560
LAUGHTER
Aw. Fabulous.
415
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:40,440
Better than the last time we met.
Oh... Oh!
416
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,600
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
417
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:45,480
See, I knew you were stalking me.
LAUGHTER
418
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,120
'Wow. It's one of our queens
from the beach.
419
00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,320
'What a transformation.'
420
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,320
You all look fabulous.
I'm really looking forward to it.
421
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,760
Woo-hoo! It's gonna be a good night.
422
00:20:54,800 --> 00:20:56,560
LAUGHTER
See ya!
423
00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,640
ALL TALK OVER
EACH OTHER
424
00:20:57,680 --> 00:20:58,960
Bye!
425
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:02,280
It's gonna be a great show.
426
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,040
SHE SQUEALS
Love it!
427
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,200
Good evening!
CHEERING
428
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:11,280
Right, ladies and gentlemen,
let's crack on.
429
00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,200
Put your hands together
for the one and only Fahrenheit!
430
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:15,920
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
431
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,840
Our fabulous
Miss Janice Dickinyourson!
432
00:21:21,880 --> 00:21:23,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
433
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,480
Miss Daisy Diamond!
434
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:31,000
'It's an evening of song parodies
with saucy lyrics
435
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,800
'and lots and LOTS of innuendo.'
436
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,000
All the way from Newcastle, Redcar
437
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:39,560
and every service station
via the A1...
438
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,600
LAUGHTER
439
00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,680
Mm, she's very popular.
440
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,760
Er, she's a goodtime girl
that's been had by all,
441
00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,800
and if you haven't,
please, be patient,
442
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,240
she'll get round to you.
443
00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,520
It's a grown-up show,
but it's full of laughs,
444
00:21:53,560 --> 00:21:56,000
and it's just a great night out.
445
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,720
Right, there we go, ladies.
446
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,960
One, two, three...
447
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,200
ALL: Happy holidays!
448
00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:05,120
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
449
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,560
Bang it on the table three times...
guarantees you good sex.
450
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,400
Really?
Doesn't always work.
451
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,840
LAUGHTER
452
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,400
I'll have to bang it
more than three times.
453
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,600
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
454
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,120
'Well, if I don't want to be a drag
455
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:26,400
'and look half as good
as those queens tomorrow,
456
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:29,240
'it's time for me to hit the hay
for me beauty sleep.
457
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,600
'Coming up...'
458
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:33,920
Hi, there.
Hello.
459
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,640
'..I discover the amazing art
of sand sculpture...'
460
00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:38,080
That's amazing!
461
00:22:38,120 --> 00:22:39,640
'..before jumping on a jet ski
462
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,280
'for a totally different view
of the island.'
463
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:44,040
Whoo! Ha-ha!
464
00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:46,120
Ooh, I'm doing wheelies!
465
00:22:53,640 --> 00:22:55,680
JANE MCDONALD:
'I'm discovering the Canaries.
466
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,520
'I had whistle-stop trips here
back in me cruising days,
467
00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:02,280
'but I wanted to come and
truly experience the archipelago,
468
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,240
'so I'm on an island-hopping
holiday,
469
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,920
'and Gran Canaria is where
I'm currently laying me sun hat.
470
00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,760
'I'd like to see some more
of this incredible island
471
00:23:10,800 --> 00:23:15,040
'and its spectacular coastline of
sweeping dunes and dramatic rocks,
472
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,320
'as I've heard the views
are breath-taking,
473
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:20,280
'and I've found a brilliant way
of exploring them from the ocean -
474
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:21,640
'a jet ski!
475
00:23:21,680 --> 00:23:24,240
'Or as I like to call it,
a boat-orcycle.'
476
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:27,040
Excuse me, is this the queue
for the jet skis?
477
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,240
BOTH: Yes, it is.
Oh... Are you going on...?
478
00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:31,440
We are, yeah. Looking forward
to it, yeah. Oh, lovely.
479
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,080
It's gonna be great.
I'm Jane, by the way.
480
00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,360
Hiya, Jane, I'm Marcus. How are you?
Oh, nice to meet you.
481
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,160
I'm Marion.
Hello, Marion.
482
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,520
Nice to meet you, Jane.
Are you going on t'jet skis, Marion?
483
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,640
Yeah.
Nice, nice.
484
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,680
77.
Wow!
485
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,880
And getting on a jet ski.
Absolutely. That's brilliant.
486
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:46,720
Right, then, we'd best get our bus,
hadn't we?
487
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:49,080
Let's go. Lead the way.
Yeah, get on this bus.
488
00:23:49,120 --> 00:23:51,000
BUS DRIVER: Everyone fine?
Very good, yeah.
489
00:23:55,480 --> 00:24:00,680
Well, I'm glad I've got some pals
to go jet skiing with. Absolutely.
490
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:01,760
Do you come here a lot?
491
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:04,600
Been here about five times.
Love it, great place. Really?
492
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,800
What is it, then,
that keeps drawing you back?
493
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:08,600
The flight's not too long.
Mm.
494
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,960
Erm... Guaranteed the sunshine.
495
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,040
And that's pretty much it, really.
Yeah.
496
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,200
Well, I'm really pleased
you're coming jet skiing.
497
00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,160
Looks fab, doesn't it?
Looks great, doesn't it?
498
00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,200
JANE LAUGHS
499
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,160
Oh, look at us on mean machines.
Great.
500
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,440
Thank you.
INSTRUCTOR: You're welcome.
501
00:24:30,680 --> 00:24:32,040
Thank you.
502
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,720
'Oh, hello, same old problem.'
503
00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:38,440
LAUGHTER
504
00:24:38,480 --> 00:24:41,160
I just need a bit more boob space.
505
00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:45,040
The red button is the same
for start and stop.
506
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:47,080
Start and stop.
Yeah. Fine.
507
00:24:47,120 --> 00:24:48,920
Thank you.
You're welcome.
508
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:50,200
It's dead easy.
509
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:54,560
You just press red button to start
and red button to stop.
510
00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,760
Fantastic.
511
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,560
'Even I can manage that... and do!
512
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,760
'Cue the surf music, we're off!'
513
00:25:02,800 --> 00:25:04,560
SURF MUSIC PLAYS
Whoo!
514
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,880
Oh, wow, this is fab!
515
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,960
SHE LAUGHS
516
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,680
Brilliant, isn't it?
SHE LAUGHS
517
00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,120
Ooh, I'm doing wheelies.
518
00:25:14,120 --> 00:25:17,040
'Whilst skiing around on the sea
is brilliant in itself,
519
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,160
'getting to look at the coast
from the ocean
520
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,400
'is the real reason
I've booked this.
521
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:23,360
'You really get a sense of scale
522
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:27,240
'and just how different
Gran Canaria is to Tenerife.'
523
00:25:30,400 --> 00:25:32,280
You all right back there, Mum?
Yeah.
524
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,640
How are you doing, Marion?
Fine, yeah.
525
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,360
JANE SQUEALS,
LAUGHS
526
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,400
Now, look...
527
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,440
..age is but a number.
528
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,080
I've just seen Marion there.
529
00:25:47,320 --> 00:25:49,200
If you wanna do it, do it.
530
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,840
We think we've got loads of time,
don't we? But we haven't.
531
00:25:53,880 --> 00:25:58,040
And I'm doing everything
I possibly can now, while I can.
532
00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,120
This is absolutely brilliant.
533
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:05,680
Best thing ever, and if Marion
can do it, then anybody can.
534
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:08,640
Whoo!
JANE LAUGHS
535
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:12,480
God love her, 77, doing jet skiing.
536
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:15,200
Whoo! Whoo!
537
00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:21,040
That were great.
That's fantastic.
538
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,600
Oh, my God, I loved it.
Amazing.
539
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:24,640
Exhilarating.
540
00:26:24,680 --> 00:26:27,080
Oh, I'm glad you enjoyed it, Marion.
Loved it.
541
00:26:27,120 --> 00:26:28,920
Oldest jet skier in the Canaries.
542
00:26:28,960 --> 00:26:32,440
That was just the best thing ever.
Everything was just perfect.
543
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,640
The sun, the sea, the temperature...
Amazing. Brilliant.
544
00:26:36,680 --> 00:26:38,360
..the excitement.
Loved it... Loved it.
545
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,480
It was... It was really fabulous.
Fantastic.
546
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,680
'Trying something new
on your holidays
547
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:44,560
'is what they are for, right?
548
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:46,120
'And forget your birth certificate.
549
00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:49,720
'As Marion's proved, you're
never too old. Just go for it.
550
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:56,920
'Having seen a true expanse
of the sand from the ocean,
551
00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,280
'I'm fascinated
by their shape-shifting ways.
552
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,760
'And you might think these dunes
553
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,240
'sweeping a thousand acres
down to the sea in Maspalomas
554
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:08,680
'were blown across from the Sahara,
but, oh, no.
555
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,920
'Me guidebook tells me the sand
has come from a lot further away,
556
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,200
'like millions of years away.
557
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:18,160
'It actually washed up
from the bottom of the ocean,
558
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,840
'when the water retreated
after the last ice age,
559
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:23,320
'around 11,700 years ago.
560
00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,720
'It makes me feel positively young.
561
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,160
'The dunes
are a protected nature reserve,
562
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,520
'with at least 259 sunny days
a year,
563
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:35,000
'which might explain why there are
so many nudist beaches here,
564
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:37,120
'so I'd better watch out
for naked bodies,
565
00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,200
'including, it seems, me own.'
566
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,960
Hi, there. Hello.
Hello. How are you?
567
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,000
I'm very well. That... Erm...
568
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,840
That looks... like me.
569
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,200
Yes, because I heard
that you are on holiday here.
570
00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,640
That is me?!
Yes.
571
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,800
Wow! I like what you've done.
572
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,640
I've got no fat there.
SHE LAUGHS
573
00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,240
That's amazing! Thank you.
Sorry, what's your name?
574
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,640
Thank you. My name is Abel.
575
00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:04,480
Nice to meet you, Abel.
I heard about you.
576
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:08,320
And I love how you've got
all me hair. I like... Wow.
577
00:28:08,360 --> 00:28:11,280
I was working on that...
Yeah. ..for quite a while.
578
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,240
SHE LAUGHS
Fantastic!
579
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,240
'Abel is one of several
incredibly talented people
580
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:20,040
'you'll find crafting
spectacular sand sculptures
581
00:28:20,080 --> 00:28:22,080
'along the Maspalomas beach.'
582
00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:26,160
How long have you been here?
I've been here since 2007.
583
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:27,640
Oh, wow.
584
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,080
'Sixteen years!
I'm not that hard to sculpt, am I?'
585
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,400
Can I help?
586
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:36,000
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah?
You want me to show you some tricks?
587
00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:37,240
Yes, that'd be lovely.
588
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,840
You just have to go, like,
a few times, two, three times.
589
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:44,120
It gets a... A groove?
Yeah.
590
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:46,480
All right.
And something like that.
591
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,040
I hope I don't spoil it.
Don't worry...
592
00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:50,920
Don't worry - it's sand.
OK.
593
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:54,200
So... I'm going to... Parallel.
594
00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,920
So I just... Your finger
is one of the best tools.
595
00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:01,320
Yeah... I agree.
Do you see?
596
00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,000
Oh, yeah.
597
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,680
Not too bad.
Is that OK?
598
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,360
Yeah, I think so.
OK.
599
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:11,160
And then this one?
Uh-huh.
600
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:21,600
How long did this take?
It took something like five hours.
601
00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:23,440
Oh, my goodness.
But I was in a hurry.
602
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,480
THEY LAUGH
603
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,360
It's... It's amazing.
604
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:29,280
Very good likeness...
Very good likeness.
605
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,320
Thank you... Thank you.
Yeah.
606
00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:35,360
I should sign it for you.
I would appreciate that. OK.
607
00:29:45,560 --> 00:29:47,440
There we go.
All right.
608
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:57,040
Look at that! I'm so honoured.
I'm a mermaid!
609
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,800
'Well, I may not be
the littlest of mermaids,
610
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,680
'but I am honoured to have been
immortalised in sand.
611
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:06,120
'Until the next high tide,
any road.'
612
00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:09,200
Thank you so, so much.
Me too. It was a great pleasure.
613
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:10,640
Lovely to meet you, Abel.
614
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,440
Nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
615
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,760
Keep up the good work...
Keep up. Thank you.
616
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,240
'All that walking
has fired up my appetite.
617
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:24,960
'Luckily, staying all-inclusive
618
00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:27,400
'means the chance
to try lots of different dishes
619
00:30:27,440 --> 00:30:29,160
'without worrying about your wallet.
620
00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:31,200
'Plus, if you're a solo traveller,
621
00:30:31,240 --> 00:30:34,000
'you're bound to meet
a friendly face at the pool or bar,
622
00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,960
'meaning you don't have to eat alone
if you don't want to.
623
00:30:37,000 --> 00:30:39,880
'I got chatting to fellow guest Lisa
over a cocktail.
624
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,760
'And tonight, we're meeting
for a Gran Canarian feast.'
625
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:45,040
Hiya, love.
Hello. How are you?
626
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,000
I'm good. How are you?
Aww, brilliant.
627
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:50,240
Have you got a table?
Have you had a good day? Yeah.
628
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:53,120
Yeah, I have, over there.
A bottle of wine chilling.
629
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:55,440
JANE GASPS
I'm loving your work already.
630
00:30:56,440 --> 00:30:59,280
'I just knew Lisa
were a girl after me own heart
631
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:01,200
'the second I set eyes on her.'
632
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,520
There you go.
I like a bit of that.
633
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:06,400
A nice selection of salads.
Yeah.
634
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:10,160
Nice, fresh. I should eat
a little bit more salad, actually.
635
00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:11,680
A little bit of guacamole.
636
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:14,160
And it's very good for you
cos it's avocado, isn't it?
637
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:17,480
Absolutely, grown in Gran Canaria.
Really?!
638
00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,080
Yeah.
That's brilliant.
639
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:23,520
I never knew you got avocados
in Gran Canaria. Yeah, yeah.
640
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,000
Lots of local produce.
Yeah.
641
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,000
Shall we have a little bit of meat?
Yeah. Let's go for the meat.
642
00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:31,600
How do you like it? Medium?
Medium.
643
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:35,600
I don't like it when you can send it
back and revive it. No, exactly.
644
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,320
We'll have to make room
on our plates for this. I think so.
645
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,600
You always eat a lot more,
don't you, when it's a buffet? Yeah.
646
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:43,520
But we're allowed.
Well, we are...
647
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:45,840
That's holidays.
..because that salad, as well.
648
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,520
Are you listening to this?
649
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:51,080
If you fill it up with salad,
it doesn't count.
650
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:52,960
LISA LAUGHS
And then you just get...
651
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,680
Then you've had
a right big plateful,
652
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:57,080
so always get to salad bit first.
653
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,120
And then you can come back
for the second plate.
654
00:31:59,160 --> 00:32:01,120
Correct. I love her.
655
00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,680
And leave a bit of room for dessert.
Oh, God, yeah.
656
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,960
It smells delicious.
Right, come on. Here we go.
657
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,360
I love a buffet because...
658
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,160
The first thing is
cos you can go back for more,
659
00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:22,480
but secondly, it's cos you can pick
exactly what you want
660
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:24,040
and the amount you want.
661
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:26,480
People do overdo it.
662
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,080
I do all the time cos I think,
663
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:30,040
"I like that, I like that.
Ooh, I'll have that."
664
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,480
When you've got a friend with you,
like lovely Lisa...
665
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,240
..try different things
because this is what we all do -
666
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:38,800
we all stick to the same thing.
667
00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:43,320
We all stick to what we like,
but sometimes, we can try something,
668
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:47,520
and it's really, one, good for you,
and, two, delicious.
669
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:50,200
Cheers.
Cheers.
670
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,520
Thank you so much for this.
This is lovely. Aww, thank you.
671
00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:57,840
They say you should eat
an avocado a day, really.
672
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:58,920
Do they?
Mm.
673
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:00,880
It depends what sort of diet
you're on, I think.
674
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,280
Well, that's true, yeah.
No wonder I'm putting weight on.
675
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:07,520
'Coming up, I head
to Puerto de Mogan markets
676
00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,800
'for a smoothie full
of a surprising local ingredient...'
677
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:13,680
This has got cactus,
which I've never had before.
678
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:15,080
'..before trying out
679
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:18,000
'one of Gran Canaria's
eight magnificent golf courses,
680
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,600
'although I may as well
have played on the beach.'
681
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:22,040
I'm in bunker.
682
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,920
JANE MCDONALD: 'Welcome back
to our Gran Canarian adventure.
683
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:39,880
'With so much
for us to discover here,
684
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,920
'let's get cracking
with our next jaunt.'
685
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:44,920
I'm on me way to Puerto Mogan.
686
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,800
And on certain days,
they have market day.
687
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,480
Guess what.
688
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:55,880
Today is one of 'em. Whoo!
689
00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,120
'The pretty fishing village
of Puerto de Mogan
690
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,760
'on Gran Canaria's south-west coast
691
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,200
'is also known as the Little Venice
of the Canary Islands
692
00:34:04,240 --> 00:34:06,520
'on account of its small canals
and bridges.
693
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,360
'Here, fishing boats
bob alongside yachts,
694
00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:10,920
'and the pedestrianised streets
695
00:34:10,960 --> 00:34:13,960
'are lined
with beautifully coloured gardens.'
696
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:18,720
It looks beautiful!
This does look quite vibrant.
697
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:26,000
You see, if I was coming back here,
I'd probably come here.
698
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,760
You've got to find
whatever suits you,
699
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:32,960
and this looks like
it suits me a lot.
700
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:36,160
It's got a village-type feel.
701
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,520
I love a market.
702
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:45,080
'The market here is the largest
in the south of Gran Canaria
703
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:48,560
'and is on every Friday,
starting around 8:30.
704
00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,280
'It's popular on market day,
705
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:52,680
'full of people browsing,
bargaining and brunching,
706
00:34:52,720 --> 00:34:55,600
'so come early
if you want to avoid the crowds.'
707
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:56,880
Gracias.
708
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,400
'You'll find plenty
of Canarian souvenirs...'
709
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,880
Aww, dream catchers.
710
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:04,320
'..but, oh, the food... the food!'
711
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,720
There's a huge variety,
712
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,560
so me advice
is to get stuck right in.
713
00:35:09,960 --> 00:35:13,040
Have a nice day, a nice holiday.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
714
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,840
Hi. Hola.
Hello. How are you?
715
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,200
Very good, you?
Very well, thank you.
716
00:35:17,240 --> 00:35:18,680
Right, could I have one of these?
717
00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:24,880
Yes. This is strawberry with banana,
cactus fruits and guava. Right.
718
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:26,760
It's very good smelling.
So this tastes good?
719
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,360
Yeah, yeah, really.
Mmm. OK, let's have a go.
720
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:35,520
It's all fruit from my own farm.
Mmm! All fruits.
721
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:37,440
Ooh, that's lovely.
Do you like it?
722
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,720
Very much so. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
723
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,920
I wish you a nice day
and nice holidays.
724
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,200
And this is gonna be healthy
for me, yeah?
725
00:35:44,240 --> 00:35:47,240
Totally. Look at my hairs.
SHE LAUGHS
726
00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,560
Oh, gracias.
Thank you... Thank you.
727
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,120
Cheers. It's lovely.
728
00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:01,080
Mm... It's delicious,
and you can tell it's fresh.
729
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,720
This has got guava in it,
cactus, which have never had before,
730
00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:06,080
and a bit of strawberry.
731
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:11,000
It's lovely. All from his own farm,
apparently, so there you are.
732
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:21,360
Now, this is really good for you,
aloe vera. You can grow it.
733
00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:23,280
I've got a little plant
in my house, you know?
734
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:24,640
Well, it's quite big now,
735
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,760
but I just don't know
what to do with it.
736
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,160
'The Canaries' climate
and volcanic soil
737
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,920
'means it's perfect
for growing aloe vera,
738
00:36:30,960 --> 00:36:32,920
'some of the world's best,
apparently.
739
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:35,120
'And the poster is selling it.
740
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,960
'Right, it says it's good
for face care, wrinkles - tick -
741
00:36:40,000 --> 00:36:44,480
'sun filter, deodorant, massage,
face mask, stretchmarks.'
742
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:47,600
Hola. That's the best one?
That's the best one.
743
00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,880
Uh-huh?
Aloe vera gel.
744
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:53,360
Yeah, it's best for everything.
Does it help with all that?
745
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,280
One product for all these things
at the same time. That's it.
746
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:58,760
Really?!
That's... Yeah.
747
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,600
Well, I'd better take some,
then, hadn't I?
748
00:37:00,640 --> 00:37:02,160
That's it, yeah.
I'll take some, yeah.
749
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,320
'I've planned a visit
to an aloe vera farm
750
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,600
'on me next island stop
of Fuerteventura,
751
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,120
'but happen, if I buy some now,
I can get a head start
752
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:12,440
'on the anti-ageing, and I'll look
like a newborn come Christmas.'
753
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,080
I'm gonna have skin
like a baby soon.
754
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:17,800
All me wrinkles'll have fallen out.
755
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:21,520
All me little scratches
and burns, all gone.
756
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:26,800
Feels good...
Feels really good on the skin.
757
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,360
Aw, you what?
758
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,080
Gracias.
Muchas gracias.
759
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,400
And that's the information
760
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,360
about your things
and the rest of the things.
761
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:36,760
Lovely. Thank you very, very much.
Thank you. Enjoy your time.
762
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,480
And be healthy,
the most important thing.
763
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,200
Absolutely, that is the most
important thing. That's true.
764
00:37:41,240 --> 00:37:42,480
Gracias.
OK, bye.
765
00:37:42,520 --> 00:37:44,120
Bye.
Thank you.
766
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:46,680
My skin his singing,
but me stomach's grumbling,
767
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:48,360
so let's shut it up.
768
00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,560
Hola, hello.
Hello.
769
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:53,680
Are these almond?
Oh, but this is just almond...
770
00:37:53,720 --> 00:37:56,760
Just almond?
..manzana. Almond with manzana.
771
00:37:56,800 --> 00:37:58,640
'That's apples to you and me.'
772
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:00,240
Right, I'll have one of those.
773
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,080
Yes? Of course. Yes.
To take it away, or you eat it now?
774
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,520
No, I'm gonna eat it now.
On the way?
775
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:07,280
Yeah, that's fine.
OK, I'll give it to you.
776
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,560
'These perfect little pastries
are made with local almonds,
777
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:11,960
'and if you come in January,
778
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:14,360
'you'll see the almond blossoms
in bloom.'
779
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,960
How long have you been here?
780
00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:18,480
I make here, 25 years ago, holidays,
781
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,680
and I meet my wife,
and she's from here.
782
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:24,000
Ahh!
I was thinking, "Her in my future."
783
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,360
Love... Absolutely love, every time.
Love make it, absolutely.
784
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,840
Now we make everything,
just my wife and me. Yeah?
785
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,080
And everything like in the old time.
Aww.
786
00:38:32,120 --> 00:38:35,120
All same, the recipes,
no chemicals, nada. Nothing?
787
00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:38,000
Nothing, just like
my grandfather worked.
788
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:39,480
Perfect.
You will see when you try.
789
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,320
I know.
HE LAUGHS
790
00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,880
The secret ingredient in this
is love,
791
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:50,720
love of a country
that he's moved to for 25 years,
792
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,200
and he loves it.
793
00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:54,840
Him and his wife
make all this themselves.
794
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,200
It's got apples, it's got almonds,
795
00:38:57,240 --> 00:38:59,560
and it's got love,
and it's delicious.
796
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:12,240
'Now, I know Mark Twain said
golf were a good walk ruined,
797
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,080
'but the 60-odd million people
taking part in the sport worldwide
798
00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,240
'can't all be wrong,
799
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:19,600
'and since Gran Canaria's courses
are famous,
800
00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:22,120
'and, crucially,
very close to my hotel,
801
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,360
'I'd better take up the opportunity
for a lesson.
802
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:28,800
'But when the time arrives,
I get a crisis of confidence.'
803
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:29,840
Right.
804
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,200
Oh, dear. It seemed
like a good idea, didn't it?
805
00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:37,000
You are play here.
OK.
806
00:39:37,040 --> 00:39:39,480
Inside. Inside.
Not the front. Front, no.
807
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,120
No?
Two metre.
808
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,200
Yeah, it's possible.
OK. And here.
809
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:45,680
'Golf pro Angel
810
00:39:45,720 --> 00:39:48,080
'is on hand to make sure
I don't take an eye out.'
811
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:50,040
Closer?
Bend your knee... Bend... Bend.
812
00:39:50,080 --> 00:39:51,240
OK.
Correct.
813
00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:55,000
Like that?
Turn, and up there.
814
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,560
Right, up?
Oh, yeah, perfect.
815
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:58,800
And through.
Yeah, oh.
816
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:00,920
And then like that?
Perfecto.
817
00:40:00,960 --> 00:40:02,560
OK!
Good finish.
818
00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,040
Good finish?
Like that, yeah.
819
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:07,200
'At this rate, I won't make
a birdie, but I might hit one.'
820
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,760
Perfect.
Yeah?
821
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,000
Good shot.
Good.
822
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,560
It's just the wrong way.
823
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,520
'Gran Canaria's eight courses
824
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,320
'are considered
some of the best in Spain,
825
00:40:19,360 --> 00:40:22,640
'but earlier, well I rather enjoyed
walking in the sand dunes,
826
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,680
'here,
sand is an unwelcome destination.'
827
00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:29,280
SHE LAUGHS
Oh, no. I'm in bunker.
828
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,400
SHE SUCKS HER TEETH
829
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,800
About there?
830
00:40:37,400 --> 00:40:40,200
Oh, no. Still in bunker.
SHE SIGHS
831
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:45,080
I'm still in the bunker!
I'm gonna get this out, though.
832
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,080
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good, good, good.
SHE LAUGHS
833
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,720
Perfecta!
Oh.
834
00:40:52,760 --> 00:40:55,600
That's a good shot. That's good.
I'm out of the bunker.
835
00:40:55,640 --> 00:40:59,680
Yeah, good. Look at that, Jane.
The club here, Jane, here.
836
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,000
Clean... Clean there.
Clean?
837
00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,120
Oh, I have to clean me...
Yeah, clean the club.
838
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,520
Oh, that's another reason
why you don't wanna go in bunker.
839
00:41:06,560 --> 00:41:09,200
Cos you need to clean...
And there for the ball, to clean.
840
00:41:09,240 --> 00:41:12,120
Oh, you get clean balls, as well.
That's nice.
841
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,320
And then here.
Oh, look at this.
842
00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:16,560
Yeah, I know. You've got
everything here, haven't you?
843
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,160
'No prizes for getting
out of the bunker, though.
844
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:21,960
'It's the hole that counts.'
845
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,240
OK.
846
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:30,400
Nah.
847
00:41:31,720 --> 00:41:33,000
It's hard, this bit.
848
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,080
'This is the one.'
849
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:36,080
Good putt. Ooh...
Ooh.
850
00:41:36,120 --> 00:41:38,160
'No... this is the one!'
851
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,560
THEY LAUGH
852
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,720
Yeah, OK.
I'm in eventually.
853
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:46,360
Only took 55 goes.
854
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,920
All right.
855
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:51,360
'OK, so I may not be much
at putting,
856
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,240
'but I can still sink a few
in the 19th hole,
857
00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:55,280
'if you get me meaning.
858
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,080
'And that seems the perfect place
859
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,760
'to wrap up this part
of my Canarian adventure.
860
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:05,000
'I've had a fabulous time
here in Gran Canaria.
861
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:07,080
'It's a very welcoming island.'
862
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:08,600
Gracias.
Thank you.
863
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:12,040
'It's full of lively locals,
and sunny sand dunes,
864
00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:14,840
'and full of fabulous,
fun things to do.'
865
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,680
Not too bad.
Is that OK?
866
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:18,560
'I've got sand in all me bits...'
867
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:20,680
It's amazing.
868
00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:22,720
'..took a shot
at improving me love life...'
869
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:26,120
Bang it on the table three times,
it guarantees you good sex.
870
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,600
I'll have to bang it
more than three times.
871
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,720
'..and went OTT with an OAP...
872
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,920
'..and I've loved
every single minute of it.'
873
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,600
Cheers.
Cheers.
874
00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:40,840
But time and tide
waits for no Jane,
875
00:42:40,880 --> 00:42:44,200
so it's time to jump in the jeep
and head off to the port.
876
00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:46,280
Fuerteventura, here we come!
69650
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