All language subtitles for Gilmore Girls S06E11 1080p WEB-DL DD+ 2.0 x264-TrollHD_track3_[und]

What in the hell
Do you think you're doing?

I was just
Getting some coffee.

You came
Behind my counter.

I saw lorelai do it
The other day.

Lorelai
Is my fiancée.

Only people you're sleeping with
Are allowed behind the counter?

Yes.

Well, I don't really
Know you that well, luke.

I mean, I know what you do
For a living,

And I know you're a scorpio,
And you smell okay,

But we've never really connected
On a deeper level.

Get out from behind
My counter, kirk.

Well, now
It's a definite no.

Oh, my god.
Look who's back.

Well, I believe it's
Those adorable gilmore girls.

My, how we
Have missed them.

I hear they're different now --
A little sad.
A little broke.

Don't you two
Believe in jet lag?

No way. We're still flying
On the atlantic city buzz.

Hey, handsome.
Were you bad while I was gone?

I was. I went to bed
Every night at 10:15.

Grandpa,
What am I gonna do with you?

Hey, luke.
Hey, rory.

We, on the other hand, have not
Been to bed since we left.

We did fall over once,
Though.

Did you have
A good trip?

I believe it was the best
Belated 21st-birthday party

On record.

What's different?
No kalua.

Oh, right.
Which reminds me --

Sorry about all the drunken
Late-night phone calls.

What drunken
Late-night phone calls?

Uh, so, um,
Do you want to hear about

All the things we can tell you
About our trip?

I'm not sure.

First of all,
Video poker is my calling.

I think I'm totally gonna
Dedicate my life to it,

Especially the third machine
In the second row of machines

As you hit the entrance
Of trump taj mahal.

I'm more of a roulette girl
Myself.

And we did the whole thing
Up right.

We did the martinis
At the blackjack table.

And we pretended
I was turning 21

While we were
Playing 21.

And we actually won
And bought our 21 items.

Shot glasses,
Glow-in-the-dark coasters,

Salt and pepper shakers,
Pasties.

Oh, and look.

What's that?
21 guys'
Phone numbers.

I'm pretty proud of
How quickly we got them

And also of the fact
That no one questioned us

When we said our names
Were wendy and lisa.

So, tell me,

How was paul anka --
The person, not the dog?

We didn't
Get to see him.

Why not?
His show had actually closed
A week before we got there.

So, who'd you
End up seeing?

It came down to journey without
Their original lead singer,

Inxs without
Their original lead singer,

Queen without
Their original lead singer,

The supremes without diana,

And, weirdly, the james brown
Band without james brown.

But we wound up seeing
Tony danza, who was sublime.

Oh, the tap dancing.

Why "Taxi" never utilized
His musical-comedy skills

Is astonishing.

Sounds great.

Oh, and we snagged you
A paul anka t-shirt.

Had some left over.

Wear it tonight.

Okay.
I'm making you burgers.

Wait, wait. You haven't
Seen the best part yet.

We were walking...

Sort of walking, sort of drunk
Girls in high heels stumbling.

...Down the street,
And we see this guy.

And, luke, my hand to god,
It's you.

It's totally you.
Luke 2.0.

We came face-to-face with
Your doppelganger, my friend.

So we followed him.
Yeah, 'cause we had to.

He went into this nightclub,
So we followed him.

'cause we're stalkers obsessed
With getting his picture.

We follow him through this
Grungy place. He goes backstage.

'cause he's in the biz.

We sneak behind the curtain,
And we track him down.

We told him all about you, and
Then I showed him your picture,

And he totally
Freaked out.

Luke, I want you
To meet derek mckinney,

Your twin
Separated at birth.

This is a man
Dressed like dolly parton.

You should hear him
Do "Jolene" -- amazing.

You think I look like
A guy dressed as dolly parton?

A little less with the makeup,
But check out the chins.

I'm gonna
Get your burgers.

He missed us.

Definitely.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

Mom, I got to go!

Hold on. Wait.
I'm coming.

Here's sustenance
For the road.

For the very long 30-minute
Drive back to school?

Thank god. I don't think
I would have made it.

Do you have everything?
I think so.

[ gasps ]
Oh, no!

What? What are you doing?
Why do you hate the boxes?

Oh, no!
Oh, no! Oh, no!

I accidentally forgot to turn in
My community-service vest.

So?

So this vest
Belongs to the state.

I have now stolen
State property.

They're gonna give me
Community service

For stealing
My community-service vest.

Hand me the vest. I will
Deliver it to the state, okay?

What's next
On your agenda?

I'm just gonna head straight
Over to paris' apartment.

I can't believe you're gonna
Live with paris again -- again.

She's got an empty room,
And the price is right.

The housing on campus is taken,
So it's that or a cardboard box.

Okay, but how big
A cardboard box?

After I dump my stuff at paris',
I have to hit campus.

I have to add two courses
To my schedule

If I'm gonna make up all
The work I've missed this year.

You don't have to
Make up everything right away.

I do if I want to graduate
The same time I would have.

I have tons of books to buy.
I have a meeting with the dean.

And, of course, I have a meeting
With the school psychologist.

Back up. I'm sorry.
You -- a meeting with who?

I told you about this.
No, you did not.

Every student
Who unexpectedly takes time off

Has to have a one-time meeting
With the school psychologist.

You did not tell me this,
Because I would have remembered

If you told me you had to
Have your head shrunk.

It's just a formality.

They just want to make sure I'm
Stable and everything's cool.

I can't believe
You're going to a therapist.

They're totally
Gonna ask you about me.

They always want to ask
About your mother.

It's okay.
Say whatever you want.

But make sure you start with,
"My mother's very hot."

Yes, that won't seem at all
Disturbing to the doctor.

I have to get going.

I don't want you to go.
You just got here.

But you're gonna come see me
In three days.

I know, but with our stupid
Fight, I got cheated this year.

I know. Me too.

Okay.

All right.
That's enough affection for you.

Paul anka,
Come say goodbye.

I haven't seen him
All morning.

Paul anka!

Oh, well, I guess he doesn't
Like you better than me.

A fickle pooch.
Well, he knows
Who pours the kibble.

Say goodbye to him for me,
And I'll call you tonight.

Okay. Bye.

Hey!
What?

He doe like me better!

Oh, you put bacon
In your laundry.

Paul anka likes me better.
Paul anka likes me better.

First tony danza tosses you
The corsage, and now this.

Get out here, you.

Yeah. That's right.
Avoid my glance there, buddy.

It's the
Sugar-on-the-toe thing.

A dog never forgets
His first sugar toe.

I thought you had
A million things to do today.

Hmm. Suddenly not so sad
To see me go, huh?

What? No.
Don't be a stranger. Bye-bye.

Bye, paul anka.

If you squint really hard,
She kind of looks like me.

Take off, lady.

[ barking ]

Hey, judas,
Get back here right now!

So, what are your initial
Thoughts about your wedding?

Well,
It should be legal.

Good. Okay.
And after that?

After that, I'm out.

How about
A hometown wedding?

Town square --
Ceremony in the gazebo.

Gaze-blah.

Okay. Boring.

I got it.
How about a church wedding?
Maybe.

Ooh, a beach wedding, huh?
No shoes, luke can wear shorts.

No. But I want
To be with you

When you pitch the shorts idea
To luke.

Okay, no consensus
On the locale.

Let's move on to the dress.
Any thoughts?

There should be one.

Okay.
Doing great here.

Are you
Gonna eat that cake?

Why, you want it?
It's just sitting there.

It doesn't look like
You're gonna eat it.

Oh, my god.
You want our table, don't you?

Yeah, we're swamped.

I'm your fiancée. That doesn't
Buy me extra table time?

You've been sitting there
For two hours.

We're planning
Our wedding.
Well, plan
At the counter.

You want a counter-planned
Wedding, seriously?

[ bell dings ]
Coming right up.
Forget I said anything.

Yeah.

Hey, that's
A pretty dress.

Maybe.
It's very white.

You don't want
To wear white?

Maybe.
I'm not sure.

Of course
You're gonna wear white.

Brides wear white.
That's the rule.

Y-you have to
Wear white.

My mother wore white.
Her mother wore white.

Luke, luke,
Luke, luke, luke!

Do you know who I am?
Of course I know
Who you are.

Who am I, luke?
You're sookie.

No, luke. I'm not "Sookie."
I'm "Sookie b.F.O.T.B."

What?

Best friend
Of the bride.

It is my responsibility
To help plan this event,

To talk through
All the details,

To taste the cake
And pick the invitations,

And to keep you --
The fiancé of the bride --

From having to pretend
To be interested

In things that he
Has no interest in.

I have an interest.

B.F.O.T.B.

[ bell dings ]
Your turkey melt
Is up.

Luke,
Your turkey melt's up.

Refills?

Yes.
See, I can make decisions.

What's all this?
We are
Planning a wedding.

Oh, super.
Well, at least there'll be cake.

Well, it's nice
That my outlook on life

Is sunnier
Than a 21-year-old's.

Okay, let's start with
Something simple --

A date for the wedding.

Okay, that does
Sound simple.

Some people have mentioned
Some conflicts,

And I think we should take those
Into consideration.

Miss patty
Is going to be in baja

The first two weeks
In april.

And babette said the
Last two weeks in april are bad

Because her cat's
Expecting kittens.

That little tramp.

Michel's bad every saturday
From now until february

Because he signed up for
His booty boot camp again.

Kirk has no conflicts,
But lulu is going to florida

Sometime between may 15th
And june 1st.

Who's lulu?
Kirk's girlfriend.

We're not
Moving wedding plans around

For people whose last names
I don't even know.

Luke! Who am I?

Oh, jeez.

Apartment 5 is mrs. Holiday.
She steals mail.

Apartment 6
Is the chili cheese boys.

Take the description
At face value.

I don't know who's in apartment
7 because meeting 5 and 6

Was enough "It takes a village"
For me.

Here we are --
Apartment 8.
8 is great.

Okay, now, you have to unlock
The middle bolt first...

The bottom bolt second...

...The top lock third...

The bottom lock fourth.

You got to kick the door twice.
And that's it.

Wow, you really
Have to earn it, huh?

It's just a precaution.
It isn't really necessary.

This neighborhood is only
As scary as you make it.

Those guys downstairs --
They just look deadly.

Believe me, they don't bother
You if you don't bother them.

When you have guests over, tell
Them they're a doo-wop group.

We keep the door fully locked,
Even when we're home.

We actually
Added the chains

After there were a couple
Of break-ins on the street,

But we've never
Had any trouble.

We've got a very sophisticated
Crime-prevention system set up.

When we leave,
We always keep the radio on --

Rush limbaugh, so they know
We have guns in the house.

The lights are all on a timer,
So don't touch the switches.

And there's a motion detector
In the hallway,

So don't freak out
When it goes on at night.

Now, over here is
Our trusty dog -- bloodhound.

[ barking ]

Excellent
For magazine pushers

And pamphlet bearers
Of all types.

You've got it all covered.
Pretty much.

That's our room.
That's your room.

They're both the same size,
But we have an extra window

'cause doyle has dreams about
Walls collapsing in on him,

So he needs to
Sleep near glass.

[ thudding ]
Oh, my god!
Were those gunshots?

No, that was just
A car backfiring.

The real gunfire
Actually sounds fake.

You'll pick it up eventually.
They call it "Ghetto ear."

Something
To look forward to.

Doyle sleeps very deeply,
So don't worry about the hours.

I, as you know,
Haven't slept through the night

Since the first time I saw
"The wizard of oz,"

So I tend to do my crafts
In the middle of the night.

But the walls are very thick.
You won't hear a thing.

Oh, now, the hot water
In the bathroom --

Aaahh!

[ both grunting ]

Aha! You let your guard down,
Geller, and I did it.

I got the best of you.
I was giving a tour!

Admit your defeat!
Never. Rematch.

Challenge accepted.
Helmets on.

What are you doing?
What's going on?

When we moved
Into the neighborhood,

We thought it would be good to
Take some self-defense classes.

Krav maga --
Official self-defense,

Hand-to-hand combat style
Of israel.

Oh.

Krav maga is not about being a
Tough guy or fighting in a ring.

It's about going home alive,
No matter what.

And it's a rush.

Pads on.

Attack on 3.

1...2...

I'm gonna go get the rest of
My stuff, so I'm just gonna...

Ugh!

Steinbeck! Steinbeck!

That's not
Your safety word.

I know.
It's "Saroyan."

You've been practicing
Behind my back.

I love you.

3418. 3418.

Did we pass 3418?

This is some weak coffee.

Maybe I
Wrote it down wrong.

"Across the street
From a butcher."

Or a "Barber."
Or a "Barbara."

"Across the street
From a barbara."

Ooh, I wonder if it's
A famous barbara,

Like streisand
Or mandrell.

Okay, I give.

Oh, I think
We passed it.

This was supposed to be
The best place

To find wedding invitations,
And now we've passed it!

Since we passed it,
It's vanished from the
Face of the earth,

Never to be seen again.

Here.
Let me see the paper.

Oh, yeah,
We passed it.

Of course we have.

And we're on the wrong side
Of the street.

Of course we are.

Ooh! Look, look.

What?

Let's go in.

Why?
To look at dresses!

I don't know what kind of dress
I want. I may make my own.

We can just go in
And look around.

They're gonna
Look at us funny.

What are you talking about?
* you have the golden ticket

I do, don't I?

* you have the golden ticket
On your hand *

You're gonna stop singing
When we go inside, right?

Otherwise, they really will
Look at us funny.

Wow.
It's a lot of white.

Ooh! Try this on.
I dare you.

I think this is the one
Divine turned down

For being
Too over-the-top.

Are we allowed
To touch these?

I don't know.
Do you see anyone here?

Maybe they're in back.

Maybe they've been
Taken hostage by the tulle.

Where are you going?

What are you doing?

Look.

Pretty.

Not pretty. It's perfect.
It's the perfect dress.

Really? You think?

I don't believe it.

I just turned around, and there
It is -- the perfect dress.

It's your size.

The perfect dress is my size.
That is weird.

Does anyone work here?

Hello!
Does anyone work here?!

Oh, my god.

What?
It's on sale.

It's the perfect dress.

That's it.
I'm trying it on.

[ squeals, giggles ]

Don't get the wrong idea.

I'm not looking
For anything serious.

Look.
Woman come in here.

Tell me this is full set
Of 1950s milk glass.

Does she think my mother dropped
Me on my head when I'm a baby?

I know nigella lawson
When I see it.

I'm going upstairs.

Wait. Talk.

How was work?

I handed people food
For 6 1/2 hours.

It's every
Little girl's dream.

I'm making
Kimchi dumplings tonight.

I smell like burgers and fries,
So I'll have to shower,

Which means I won't be ready for
Dinner for at least 45 minutes.

Fine. I need to
Make the dumplings.

And you might want to put on
Your korean television show.

I'm gonna listen to music --
Music you don't approve of.

I'm 21 now, so I'll listen to
The music I like when I like,

And that's just the way
It's gonna be.

Professor jillian.

Sorry.
I'm in a bit of a hurry.

That's okay. Don't slow down.
I'll catch up.

Hi. Rory gilmore.

Nice to meet you, rory.
And you, really.

I'm actually hoping
To get a spot in your class.

It was full
By the time I got my name in,

Not that my delay
In registering

Should be taken as
Lack of enthusiasm.

So, anyhow, I'm really hoping
To score a spot in your class.

Well, add/drop
Begins tomorrow.

I'm aware of that.

I thought I would start putting
In a good word for myself now.

So here's the good word --
I'm dying to be in your class.

I even bought your book,
The one you wrote for the class.

I bought it new, not used,
So you get full royalty payment.

Well, thank you.

I want to be
In your class.

I can't
Make you any promises,

But I appreciate
Your enthusiasm.

And I get full royalties whether
You buy the book new or used.

See how much I've learned
Already?

Goodbye, rory.
I will see you
Tomorrow.

I knew you'd have to hit
The coffee cart eventually.

[ knock on door ]

Well, we're done.
We're done with what?

With the wedding preparations.
We're all done.

What?

I just dropped off
A deposit check to the caterer,

And I brought you some
Duck-sausage rolls, by the way.

Duck-sausage rolls.

They sounded weird to me, too,
But they're incredible.

I don't understand.
How did this happen?

This morning,
You didn't know

Whether you were gonna wear
A white dress or not.

But then sookie and went to
Check out these invitations,

And right next door, there was
This little bridal shop.

And we thought, "We'll just go
In, look around, no big deal."

Just girl fun, right?

And I went in,
And I turned around,

And there it was --
The perfect dress.

The bodice is
This blush-colored silk tulle,

And it has all these
Little crystal beads on it.

The skirt is a blush silk tulle
With a blush silk/satin lining,

And the back
Goes into a train.

And, oh,
It has a cream, satin sash,

So you get a little white
In there,

Which I know
Is very important to you.

I tried it on,
And it fit me perfectly,

And it was on sale,
And so I bought it.

And from the minute
I bought the dress,

Everything else
Fell into place.

What does that mean?

Well, the dress is strapless,
So, hello, summer wedding.

And summer means daisies,
So flower choice done.

And we went into
The stationery store,

And there was
The perfect daisy invitations,

Which I know sounds
A little girly,

But, seriously, there are
No macho wedding invitations,

So please just
Give me this one, okay?

Okay.

So I bought the invitations.
The place is running a special.

They print the invites
And mail them for you

And handle the rsvp list,
So that's done.

Then we go
To get some coffee,

And in the window
Of the coffee shop,

There is a picture of a
Beautiful rose-covered church.

I thought, "Gee, that's pretty.
I wonder where that is."

And do you know
Where it is?

No.

Right around the corner
From the coffee shop.

So we went in
And talked to pastor todd.

Pastor todd?

And out back,
There's a separate function hall

With these floor-to-ceiling
Windows and doors that open out.

And behind the hall
Is this old carrousel.

A carrousel?

From 1850.

And it should be fully restored
And working by june 3rd,

Which, by the way,
Is the date of our wedding.

June 3rd?

Yes. Which is also
Miraculously a date

That no one in stars hollow
Has a conflict with,

And the pastor
Was running a special.

A special?
Yeah.
I rented the church.

And he gave me the hall
For half price,

And he threw in the use
Of the carrousel for nothing.

And his sister runs a catering
Company, and sookie blessed it,

And so basically that's it --
We're done.

It was so weird
How this happened.

It's like the dress was a sign
Or something.

There are no signs.

Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
It started snowing.

It started snowing right as
I started talking about signs.

That, my friend,
Is a sign.

That is not a sign.
That is weather.

No, this is more than weather.
This is fate.

June 3rd, huh?

That's soon.
I know.

It's less than
Five months away.

I know.

[ giggles ]

I better get this back home
Before the snow gets any worse.

Oh, and I picked out
Your tuxedo.

You can stop by the place
Anytime you want.

They were running a special,
So the alterations are free.

City beat -- martha billings.
Editorials -- peter brooke.

Sports -- russ tamblen.

Religion beat --
Heather torrance.

Religion beat --
My former beat.

Good luck, heather.

And features --
Arlen sather, nick scott,

And the returning
Rory gilmore.

Also joining our ranks
This year,

Our former editor
Doyle mcmaster

And his his new column
"The world according to doyle."

It's going to be a great term,
People, an important term,

A term to change the history
Of the yale daily news.

The work will be hard.
It has to be hard.

Nothing less than perfect
Will be tolerated.

Please remember
That I am your editor.

I am not your mother
Or your hugger.

If you need some love,
Get a hooker.

If you're having a bad day,
Find a ledge or a way to deal.

My door
Is not open to you ever.

You have five minutes
To enjoy your cookies.

Welcome to the yale daily news.

Thanks for the features beat,
Paris.

You deserve it.
You're a good writer.

Thank you. And I know
You're gonna be a great editor.

But, you know, you might
Want to ease up just a tad.

What do you mean?

You know, the "Five minutes
For the cookies,"

The "No talking" signs
Posted everywhere,

The "No decorating
Your desk" rule,

The new demerit system,
The locks on the bathroom doors.

It's just all a little, um,
Harsh and restrictive.

This is a newsroom.

People should be able to talk,
Yell, joke around...

I don't agree.
...Go to the bathroom.

Journalism is an art form,
And the best art

Is created under repression,
Like stalin's gulag.

You think solzhenitsyn

Could have written "One day
In the life of ivan denisovich"

On a yoga retreat?

Oh, great.

I got a call saying your
Boyfriend was coming back.

He's not my boyfriend anymore,
Paris. We broke up.

Keep your personal stuff
At home, okay?

I can't be seen
Caring about this.

My door is not open!
Huntzberger -- my office, now!

Sit down, logan. Let's have a
Little talk about your future.

Sure, paris.

Now, I know you think your
Sugar daddy runs the world,

And that includes
This paper,

And possibly in the past that
Was true, but not anymore.

You don't scare me.
Your daddy doesn't scare me.

Your mommy
Doesn't scare me.

If you have a brother, a sister,
Or a really angry cat,

They don't scare me,
Either.

Hey, either spin a plate
On your nose while you do that

Or cut it out,
'cause I am speaking.

Sorry.
Oh, you will be.

Now let's talk about deadlines,
Emphasis on "Dead."

So, the elevator's
Getting fixed on monday,

But I'm thinking
I may not even use it

'cause the stairs
Are excellent exercise.

And I love having a hallway.
I've never had a hallway before.

And I am really lucky
That paris and doyle

Hadn't rented out
That other room yet.

I mean, this location
Is really in demand.

Really?
Oh, yeah.

I mean, it is literally
10 minutes from campus.

You know how hard I'm gonna have
To work to be late for class?

Those guys down there --
Are they your neighbors?

Um, no.
They're a doo-wop group.

You have some plutonium
Back there or something?

Uh, no, just paris.
She's quirky.

Okay,
Welcome to my place.

No.

Mom, give it a chance.
No.

Look, we have
A really big living room.

No.

It just looks rundown,
But everything works fine.

No!
Mom.

No.

Okay, tour's over.
Time for lunch.

No.

Let's go.
No. No.

Doyle:
Saroyan! Saroyan!

Aah!

No, no, no.
Okay. Okay.

It's very nice.
It's one of a kind.

Will you take $250?
It does have some nicks.

That chair is 200 years old.
It's gonna have some nicks.

It sat in
James madison's bedroom.

This chair
Is a piece of history.

We shouldn't even be allowed
To sell it to you.

Well, I didn't mean
To insult you.

You didn't insult me.

You insulted the chair and
The united states of america.

All right.
$300's fine.

Forget it.
That's what
The price tag says.

The price just went up. If you
Want the chair, it's $350.

If you don't, please leave.
I have a lot of work to do.

Bye.

$350 -- here.
Do you take cash?

Exact change only.

I don't suppose you have
A delivery service.

Oh, that's okay. I'll --
I'll take it with me right now.

You forgot to kick her in
The pants as she walked out.

I made the sale,
Didn't I?

Yes, but with less bite,
A customer might come back.

You always
Drive a hard bargain.

Yes, I do.
We do have a delivery service.

Yeah, me in a minivan --
Not in the mood,

No matter how exciting
The prospect of a $2 tip is.

Too bad it's not christmas --
That smiley face of yours

Would cheer up children
For miles around.

You have a lot of nerve just to
Walk into my place like this.

What are you talking about?
This is a place of business.

Maybe I want to buy
Some antiques.

Oh, right!

You're not
Wearing your glasses anymore.

What do you want, zach?
I think you
Have a cd of mine.

What cd?

The one with
A crazy-looking chick on it.

I don't have
Any of your cds, zach.

I can go up to your room
And check.

No! Zach, you can't
Go up to my room and check.

If I find a cd with
A crazy-looking chick on it,

I'll mail it to you.

Seriously, let's go upstairs
And look now.
I'm working, zach.

I can tell there's a major rush
On ancient crap going on.

Bye, zach!
Five minutes, lane.

Out, zach!
It's my favorite cd.

Out!
Fine!

Hey, you break it,
You buy it!

Oh, rory.
Come on.
It's not so bad.

It's "Angela's ashes."
It's basic.

It's "Sanford and son."

Mom, the neighborhood is safe.
A ton of kids live there.

And they have a safety van
That goes to and from campus,

So I don't have to
Walk home at night.

That wasn't a doo-wop group,
Was it?
No.

Let's call daddy, make him pay
For an apartment with one lock.

No. Look, this is the way
It's supposed to be.

I am in college.
Don't you see?

I'm supposed to
Live in a crappy apartment.

I'm supposed to eat
Ramen noodles

And mac and cheese
For months.

I've been living in a pool house
With maids

And fresh-cut flowers and mints
On my pillow every night.

You got to love my mother
Sometimes.

This is good and right,
And I'm happy,

And I have roommates who
Are learning to kill people.

Now let's talk about you.
How are the wedding plans going?

Done. All done.

The dress, the cake,
The place, the invitations.

June 3rd, by the way.

Wow.

I also bought
Your dress and shoes.

How did all this happen?

Well,
I found this dress,

Which, at the time,
Seemed like the perfect dress.

And from the dress, all the
Other details fell into place.

That's great.
Is it?

Isn't it?
I don't know.
Sure, I thought it was.

I thought it was a sign or
Something -- finding the dress.

Then when
It started to snow,

I was like, "Somebody's
Telling me something."

So it would seem.
Then I started thinking.

Uh-oh.
It was all too easy.

Planning a wedding shouldn't be
Easy because marriage isn't.

How do you know?
You've never been married.

Exactly.

I have never been married
Because it's not easy,

And I usually freak out
And screw everything up.

I freaked out and screwed
Everything up with max.

But I haven't freaked out
About luke yet.

Why haven't I
Freaked out about luke yet?

It's what I do,
And then I started freaking out

About the fact
That I hadn't freaked out.

You got caught
In the circle of freak out.

What if this dress is really
A bad sign, not a good sign?

What if the dress is telling me
That it's so right, it's wrong?

What if I'm about to bail out
And I don't even know it?

You are
Driving yourself crazy.

What if all the signs are saying
Things shouldn't be this easy,

That I shouldn't
Get the guy I want?

What if it's like that
"Twilight zone" where
The woman on a horse

Is being chased
By another woman on a horse

Who turns out is older her
Chasing younger her,

Trying to tell her
That she should not run off

With the guy
She's going to run off with

Because it will be
A terrible, terrible mistake.

King george, take a breath,
Eat a fry, and listen to me.

The dress
Is a good sign.

Everything fell into place
Because it should.

It's all right.

The dress is right, the date
Is right, luke is right.

And the snow -- remember
The snow? The snow never lies.

I guess.

Be happy.
This is all good.

Thanks.

I'm gonna miss you
When you're murdered

And stuffed into a dumpster
By the doo-wop group.

Tell me about my dress.

Two words --
"Hoopskirt."
Nice.

In a lovely shade
Of tangerine.
Excellent.

The minute I saw it,
I thought,

"This would totally be rory if
Only it had a few more ruffles."

A fry
With your evilness?
Why, thank you.

[ knock on door ]

Hello, stranger.

Hey.

Uh, can --
Can I come in?

Why not?

Sorry about barging in on you
Like that.

Hey, it's fine.

I'm making tea.
You want some tea?

Uh, sure.
Tea sounds like tea.

April's not here right now.
She's tracking a grub migration.

All inquiries stopped
After the word "Grub."

That's okay.
I came by to see you, actually.

Oh, yeah?
Yeah.

You got a lot of stuff here.
You sell clothes?

Clothes, pillows,
Candles, fabrics.

It's one of those everything
Kind of boutiques

That used to send you

In a "What do people need with
All this crap?" kind of rant.

Oh, yeah.
Well, that's nice.

Thanks. Here.

Thanks.

Mm-hmm.

It tastes like tea.

Uh, this is weird.

I know.

It's been
A very long time.
I know.

I actually saw you once
About five years ago

In the parking lot
Of some lumberyard.

I waved, but you either didn't
See me or didn't want to see me.

I didn't see you.

I would have waved back,
Unless I was holding stuff,

And then I would have nodded
Or something.

Sure. I'm sure.

I thought about you
When the red sox won.

I knew it would be
A big day for you.

It was.

[ sighs ]

How come you didn't tell me,
Anna?

Luke...
It was a phone call.

We should sit down.

I've been in the same place
Forever -- haven't moved.

You certainly
Knew how to find me.

Luke, come on.

We'd already broken up
By the time I found out,

And I knew
How you felt about kids.

What do you mean,
How I felt about kids?

You hate kids.
I don't hate kids.

What are you
Talking about?

We couldn't go to the movies
Before 10:00 at night

In case there were kids
In the theater.

Well, kids talk during a movie,
And they throw crap around.

They run up and down the aisles.
They're animals.

We would move tables
In a restaurant

If they seated us
Near a family.

Only if there was something
Crying or spitting up.

You would flip out if you saw a
Woman breast-feeding in public.

You couldn't stand
To watch diaper commercials.

And you had an unnatural hatred
Of macaulay culkin.

Okay, fine. I hated kids,
But I'm not that guy anymore.

13 years ago,
You were that guy.

It doesn't mean I would have
Been like that with my kid.

Even if I would have
Been like that with my kid,

I still
Had a right to know.

I'm sorry.

Yeah. Well, you know,
I could have helped.

I could have helped pay for
Stuff and take care of things.

I didn't need you to pay for
Stuff and take care of things.

This was
My responsibility, too.

And now that I know,
I have to do something.

What does that mean?

It means I want to offer you
Whatever assistance I can --

Monetary, of course,

And compensation
For the past 12 years.

But we really
Don't need anything.

It was not my idea
For april to call you.

It was all her thing.

She got obsessed with winning
That science contest,

And she's really a smart,
Driven kid.

She's already
Written a short novel,

And she's got
Her own website.

She went through my old letters
And put the whole thing together

And, frankly, didn't
Tell me anything about it

Till way after the fact.

I did not
Send her to you.

I know you didn't,
But she came to me,

And now I know,
And I want to help.

I'm not
Talking about contact here.

I know you've got your life.
I don't want to mess things up.

I just want to live up
To my end of the bargain.

You don't
Owe us anything, luke.

We want for nothing
And always have.

But if you want to chip in,
Then, sure, chip in.

Really? Great.
That's great.

That's really -- thank you.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Okay, well,
That's all I came to say,

So -- so I guess
I'll get going.

Luke, it was really great
Seeing you.

You too.

Tell april hi for me.

I will do that.

Hey, luke.
Yeah?

You happy?
Yeah.

Me too.
It's pretty cool, isn't it?

Yeah, it is.

[ door opens, closes ]

I brought coffee,
But it's cold.

It's a nice place
You got here.

I've been discussing the "Baking
Soda to actual crack" ratio

You can get away with
With your neighbors downstairs.

2 to 1 during the daylight,
3 to 1 at night.

I have 10 minutes to change.
Then I have someplace to be.

It's gonna take you 20
To unlock your door.

Bye, logan.

This place is a dump, rory.
You can't live here.

You don't get to care about
Where I live anymore, logan.

You broke up with me --
Through your sister.

I didn't
Mean for that to happen.

Mr. Life and death brigade can't
Break up with his girlfriend.

Honor was bugging me,

And I told her we broke up
To shut her up.

So you didn't mean it?

No, I did. I just --
It was too much for me, okay?

It was a fight.
People fight.

I don't want to be
Screaming at you at a bar.

I can't take that.
It's too much drama.

Well, if you
Can't take the drama,

Then you shouldn't
Even be in a relationship,

Which, by the way, you're not,
So everything's good.

It's not that easy.

Sure, it is.

You want some help?
Nope.

I bet one of
Those guys downstairs

Could help you out getting into
A locked apartment.

Just go be somewhere else,
Logan.

I thought that I wanted
To break up.

I thought that it was
A stupid experiment --

Me trying to be
A boyfriend,

That it didn't work,
And I'd just move on.

And I didn't --
Couldn't, actually.

Rory...

I love you.

I have an appointment.
I have to go.

Sorry I'm late.

Well, considering
How many times you rescheduled,

I'm just happy
You're here at all.

I was just spending some time
With my mother.

We were apart
For a while.

You were?
Yeah.

A falling-out?

Nothing major --
Just mother/daughter stuff.

I don't have to
Lie down, do I?

No. That's not
A "Lying down" couch.

Good.

So, did this falling-out

Have anything to do with
Your dropping out of school?

Boy, we just
Jumped into this, didn't we?

You want to talk about
Something else first?

No.

I mean, we're here to talk about
You leaving school,

So I figured,
"Let's just start there."

What happened?
Nothing.
We fought.

I'm fine.
We're fine.

I hear you had
Some legal problems.

My, those are some big ears
You have there, grandma.

Stealing a boat
Is a pretty big deal.

I was upset.
About what?

About life and things
And stuff.

You spent a night in jail?

Yes, I did.

How did that feel?

Great.
You don't want to
Talk about this, either?

I'm just -- I'm sick of
Talking about it -- that's all.

You seem very agitated.

I'm not agitated.

So, I spent a night in jail --
Big deal.

So did martin luther king.

Are you comparing yourself
With martin luther king?

No, I'm not.

I just -- I'm saying that he
Spent a night in jail, too.

You were arrested
With your boyfriend?

Yes, I was.

Tell me about that.

He was my boyfriend then,
And now he's not.

He's not?
No, he's not.
We broke up.

Oh, no. I'm sorry.
He broke up.

I thought that we were
Just taking some time,

But apparently I'm a moron.

Uh, this is logan?

What, you have his name, too?
Super.

Do you also have
The picture of him

Hijacking me in my hallway
Earlier today?

I'm sorry. What?
How fair is that?

He's gone, and then he shows up
Out of the blue.

"You can't live here.
This place is a dump.

And, by the way,
I love you."

"I love you"?!
Is he serious?!

I don't know.

Nothing for weeks, and then he
Just decides that he loves me.

So, what happens now?
I get another birkin bag?

And how long until
He doesn't love me again, huh?

[ crying ]

I stole a boat with him!

I never stole a boat
With dean!

Who's dean?
My married ex-boyfriend
Who I lost my virginity to!

Wow.

Yeah. I'm a treat.

I don't know
What I'm gonna do.

I-I don't think I can take
Running into him every day

In the halls and the paper
And the coffee cart.

Oh, my god.

I'm gonna have to quit drinking
Coffee, and I love coffee!

[ sobs ]

I really love coffee.

I feel like an idiot.
Just relax, luke.

It should only take
A couple more minutes.

I've been following you around
For half an hour.

I know there's
A wireless internet hub

Around here somewhere.

Ah!

No. Encrypted.

I used to use the bank's access,
But I had to stand

Right in front of
The versateller machine,

And they got very snippy
About that.

And doose's had it for a while,
But taylor but a block on it.

It's sad what this world
Is coming to.

Why don't I just find someone
Who actually has the internet?

Hold on.

Hold on.

We have
Achieved contact.

We have?

Yes, courtesy
Of stars hollow books.

Okay. Now, tell me
What you need.

Uh, I just, uh, need to
Look up a website.

Okay. Give me the name,
And I'll type it in for you.

Hold on --
Is this one of those websites?

'cause if they'll come after
Pete townsend, no one is safe.

Just tell me what to do,
And I'll do it myself.

Are you sure?
Yes. Just -- here.

Okay, give me your hand,
And I'll guide --

Stop it.

Just click here, then type in
The name of the website here,

Then press here.

This makes the page
Go up and down.

I can figure out
The rest, kirk.

I'll be over here
If you need me.

I've never felt safer
In my life.

Thank you for coming.
We appreciate your business.

Everything's dusted.
The receipts are organized.

I'm not hungry.
I'm going upstairs.

Lane kim!

Come down now!

Follow me.

Help me.

Good. Come.

Whoa.

Lane, it's been six weeks
Since you come home.

You have grieved,
And now we move on.

Ahh.

One more.

[ barking ]

Hey, buddy.

Yeah, there is something weird
About it, right?

What? What is it?

[ telephone rings ]

Hello?

Rory:
Guess who's crazy.

Who?
Me.

You? Since when?

Since I went
All frances farmer

In my psychologist evaluation
Today.

I'm on the bed
And comfortable.

Should I get popcorn, or is it
A shorter story than that?

I went home from class to
Get ready for the appointment,

And logan was there.

At your apartment?
In the hallway.

And, of course, I couldn't
Get my door open fast enough,

So he started talking.

What did he say?
He said he loved me.

No way.

And it
Completely threw me.

And I got out of there
As fast as I could.

But then I got
To dr. Shapiro's office,

And he started peppering me
With all these questions,

And I just
Got more and more upset.

Then I exploded
All over the place.

I went through
Two boxes of kleenex,

I started hyperventilating,

And I had to
Breathe into a paper bag.

Do you believe him?
Believe who?

Logan -- do you believe
He loves you?

I guess I can figure that out
Next week in therapy.

After my little meltdown,

Dr. Shapiro thinks I should
Come see him once a week

For the next two months.

You're kidding.

No jokes
In the mental-health field,

Only hand puppets, inkblots,
And inflatable anger bats.

I'm so sorry
You're a nut.

I'm sure dr. Shapiro
Has a nice padded room for me.

Don't let them put you
On any of those pills.

Tom cruise
Will be very upset.

I should go. I have a massive
Amount of reading to do.

I just wanted to call
And say hi.

Okay. Remember --
Blame it all on grandma.

Will do. Bye.

[ sighs ]

Okay.

[ telephone rings ]

Hold on.

Hello?

Just a sec. Major pillow
Emergency happening here.

What? Anna?

Sorry. Hi.
Who's this?

It's, uh, luke.

Luke?
Wow, when it rains, it --

I saw her website.
Her?

I saw her pictures -- in the lab
And with the christmas tree.

You never told me
She wore a back brace.

Why was she wearing
A back brace?

Oh, she had just read "Deenie."
It was a phase.

Well, still,
I should have known.

That she had
Just read "Deenie"?

Yes, and that she was going
Through a phase

And was a science wiz and wore
Crazy bike helmets and glasses

And looked like me.

Just the nose.
The nose is something.

I mean, there's no one else
Running around with my nose.

That you know of.

Is this funny to you?

No. I'm sorry.

You should've told me.

Luke, we went through
All this already.

I want contact.
I want a relationship.

I want to talk to her
And see her on a regular basis.

I don't care what I said.
This is what I want.

I want to know my own daughter,
And I want her to know me.

Okay.

Really?

Well, it's really
Up to april,

But if she's cool,
Then I'm cool.

Oh.

So, uh, is, uh,
April there now?

No. But she'll be home
Pretty soon.

Can I have her call you?

Yes. No.

No?

I should call her.

She'll definitely be home
By 8:00.

Then I will call back
At 8:00.

Okay.

Thanks.
You're welcome.

Hey, anna?
What the hell is "Deenie"?

The gospel according to
Judy blume.

It's a book, luke.

And now would probably be
A good time for you to read it.

Bye.

Bye.

Lorelai!

Lorelai:
Luke, I'm upstairs!

Yeah, uh,
Can you come down?

I have to
Talk to you about something.

Okay.

Yes, I will come down, but I'm
Coming down in my wedding dress.

What? No!
Yes!

It's bad luck for me
To see the wedding dress.

I know, but I need you
To see this dress.

There's something not right
Up here.

It was too easy.
I can't be objective anymore.

Coming down.

But I don't --

Well?

It's --

You're perfect.

Really?
Have you seen the back?

I think the train's
A little weird,

And I can take it back
If you don't think --

It's perfect.

Are you sure?

Okay.

It's not bad luck
If it's under five minutes.