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Previously...

Daughters
Of the american revolution.

She has an office?
What is she doing?

I don't know.
Her job?

There are only eight trays
Of salmon puffs allotted

For the whole night?

The inn's on fire?!

What?

The stove is on fire.
Well, put it out.

Rory will be taking
Some time off from yale.

She will be moving
Into the pool house.

The huntzbergers?

She went over there for dinner,
And they treated her like trash.

I highly doubt that.

Your big plan for rory --
How's that going?

Is she back at yale?

No, she's not.

I felt bad that she had to sit
Through that disastrous dinner

With shira and pop going on
About marriage

And how she can't
Be a huntzberger,

So I gave her a shot,
And she wasn't up to it.

You crushed that girl!

It's all true.
All of it.

Everything she told us.

Everything who told us?

Lorelai!
About what mitchum did to rory.

How he said things to her,
Crushed her.

I'm rory gilmore, the architect
Of this event,

And I'd like to thank
Some others...

[ indistinct conversations ]

Hi.

Hey.
Haven't started yet.

Oh, good.
Sorry I'm late.

I found paul anka
Underneath the kitchen sink,

Chewing on one of
My favorite pairs of shoes.

Boy, that guy's career
Has really hit the skids.

[ chuckles ]

That is officially
My last

"Paul anka, the person,
Is living in your house" joke.

Hello, everybody!
Thank you for coming!

We have a packed agenda,
So why don't we get started.

First off, a little update

On the improvements
To the post office buil--

What be this?

A gathering of some kind.

Be it safe,
Or shall I raise my musket?

Patience, brother.

Despite the disturbing sight
Of women in pantaloons.

I hope this isn't
An audience-participation thing.

Excuse me. We're in the middle
Of something.

Who are you?

It's kirk!
Shush!

I'm phineas, and this is
My brother zebediah.

We have come a long way
Through space and time.

We hail from stars hollow.

I, a silversmith,
And he, a simple cobbler.

With good rates.

I will cobble a...Cobbled thing
For a ha'penny.

Does kirk know
What a cobbler is?

I'm guessing "No."

I know all the denizens
Of stars hollow.

I don't recognize you.

It's kirk and andrew!

Gypsy.
It is!

Anddo not
Recognize you.

As residents of the year 1779,
All looks foreign to us.

Who's gonna tell them
Those outfits are so 1778?

You have sojourned from the year
Of stars hollow's founding!

I pray, good sirs, do you still
Find our fair town pleasing?

Yes,
But much has changed.

Samuel munson's apothecary
Is gone

And, with it, his leeches.

And old clay's
Gambling hall,

Where we did frolic
With wenches.

We're without leeches
And wenches.

And, most disorienting,
The street names.

They're all so different.

We were looking
For blacksmith's road

And found peach street.

And for longman's leap,
But found second avenue.

That must be
Very confusing.

Pray, tell me,
How may we ease your passage?

If the town were to return
To its old street names,

We would more easily
Find our way.

"The old street names,"
You say.

Do take seats while I confer
With my contemporaries.

Who are you fooling?
You're wearing tube socks.

Ladies and gentlemen,

Our tourism revenue is off 26%
From the previous fiscal year.

In that same time,

Woodbury and cogsville's
Revenue has jumped.

That's because they are
Highlighting their heritage,

Thus, increasing their charm.

The more charm a town has,
The greater its tourism revenue.

We've got charm.

Yeah, you wouldn't believe
The bikini waxes

Lisa's doing
At the beauty parlor.

Any shape you can imagine.
So clever...And charming.

But not
Historically charming,

Which is why I'm proposing
Changing our street names

Back to what they were
At stars hollow's founding.

Isn't that gonna cost
A lot of money?

Yeah, taylor,
You hate spending money.

This is an investment
In our future.

I'll have to buy
New business cards.

I think it would be
Kind of cool.

The dragonfly's on third street,
Which is kind of boring.

Thank you, lorelai,
For your sound opinion.

I think it's one of
My better ideas.

It's not like the time

You guaranteed
A mosquito-free summer,

And then released
Hundreds of bats all over town.

Oh, that was a stinker.

How about when he was trying
To attract families to visit

By driving his van
Around other towns

And beckoning kids
With candy?

That was dumb.

Really dumb.

So we're saying
This is a good idea?

That is what
We're saying.

Let's put it to a vote.
All those in favor, raise hands.

Excellent.
The matter is passed.

We shall change
Our street names.

Now, our next order
Of business --

What about
When he had us

Re-enact the boston tea party
In the lake?

What a disaster.

We're still paying off
The e.P.A. Fines.

Folks, please.

What about the museum of rocks
That look like famous people?

Ooh,
That's my favorite!

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

Here you go. Scooped bagel,
Cream cheese, jam.

Did you save
The scoopings?

I love you!

So, what's going on
In the world?

Nothing...Good.
Nothing good.

There's nothing positive
Going on anywhere.

I don't read the paper
Anymore.

You will mine.
I am starting my own.

The good news daily -- nothing
But good news every day.

"No civil war in canada" --
Big article.

"Cars drive without incident" --
Front-page news.

"Puppies -- how cute are they?"
In-depth exposé.

And the subscription is free.
How happy is that?

I'm in a better mood.

What are you hanging out
Here for?

Ugh. Ouch.
What happened to the love?

You're usually
At the inn by now.

New street names
Are being posted.

We're gonna see
What the dragonfly got.

Want to see
What name you got?

I'll wait to read it
In the good news daily.

It's another dumb
Taylor thing. Sorry.

You may now
Lower your blood pressure.

I just don't
Have the time.

I think changing street names
Is a fine idea.

You're kidding.

Name them after
Cartoon characters.

I'll be on scooby-doo lane.
It's all the same to me.

Where's this coming from?

It's taken me
A ridiculous amount of years,

But when it comes to taylor,
I've adopted a zen attitude.

Zen?

Let the river taylor
Take you where it may.

Just let it happen.

What if he wants to paint
The diner pink for easter?

Let the building be pink.

What if he decides
We should dress up

As our favorite tree
For arbor day?

Wrap me in bark
And tell me where to stand.

What if he wants
To photoshop

A picture of you
With your arm around him

And slap it on a billboard
That overlooks town?

The river zen...
Sitting on his lap.

...Will keep on flowing.
Holding a rattle.

Let me keep my zen.

I'm gonna miss
Nuclear luke.

[ bell rings ]

Hey.

Hi!

We just passed esther wilkins.
She got constabulary road.

Constabulary road --
How cool is that?

Very. I'll be done here
In a minute.

Do you have coffee?

Here at my coffee shop?
Let me think.

Yeah.

Give it.

You're gonna need zen
For him, too.

This is very early
For me to get up.

You'll survive, big guy.

I'm not at my best
If I don't get my model's 12.

Well, you hide it
Beautifully.

The key is absinthium
With gingko extract.

Like you're washing your face
In a bowl of diamonds.

A bowl of diamonds --
Doesn't that cut up your face?

Ugh. I need my coffee.

Emily: does your grapefruit
Taste strange to you?

What?

Grapefruit --
Is it unnaturally sweet?

It tastes like grapefruit.

There's sugar on it.
Consuela put sugar on it.

If you say.

That girl puts sugar
On everything,

Like yesterday's salmon.

Fish is not supposed to
Be caramelized.

I didn't notice.

Don't defend her, richard.

I'm not defending her,
Emily.

Next, it'll be the berries,
The melons.

Pretty soon, everything
In this house will be candied.

Rory, breakfast is ready.

Rory, are you there?

[ mumbles ]
Good morning, grandma.

You're not still sleeping,
Are you?

[ yawning ] No.

You're missing katie couric.

I don't watch katie couric.

Oh. I thought you watched
Katie couric.

I heard you
Mention her once.

Did you find someone
To fix the intercom yet?

It's stuck
At this one volume -- loud.

I've been looking,

But the company that made it
Went out of business in 1973 --

The binzer corp.

Arthur godfrey
Was their spokesman.

He was sort of
The katie couric of his day.

We'll get the intercom fixed,
I promise.

So, go ahead
And pour you some coffee?

I'll be right in.

I'm signing off. 10-4.

10-4.

Isn't that
A pretty picture?

The prettiest.

That outfit
Matched her face.

You'll get extra copies
For us, right?

I'll have my secretary
Get them.

So, have you seen logan
Around lately?

I don't know
If it was lately.

That makes me nervous.

He's busy, too.

I hope that's it.

What else would it be?

Oh, that talk
I had with shira.

I hoped our understanding
Was clear about those two.

We were going to let them be.
Maybe I was being naive.

Richard,
Are you listening to me?

Yes, emily.

Because you haven't seen the boy
Doesn't mean anything.

Our hours are different
From theirs.

[ doorbell rings ]

Consuela!

Consuela?

She's probably in the backyard,
Harvesting sugarcane.

Maybe consuela and logan
Have run off together.

Not funny.

Thank you.

[ door closes ]

Logan's probably out of town.
Or busy with school.

All I know is,
I haven't seen him.

And rory is lying in bed
Till 8:30 every morning.

That could be some sort of
Young woman's melancholia.

Something from your office.

Why I had to fetch it,
I don't know.

I'll remind consuela
It's a part of her job,

Assuming she hasn't left us
To work full time

For that giant sugar consortium
That sent her here.

What's that?

Just an insurance claim
From the dragonfly.

What sort of claim?

They had a small fire there
Last week.

They had a fire?!

Don't get excited.

Is lorelai okay?
Did you talk to her?

I talked to her.

You talked to her.

Yes, emily.
She had a small fire.

How did she sound?

Just like she'd had
A small fire.

It was a very quick
Face-to-face, and then I left.

You saw her face-to-face?

I had to go over there.

Why did you
Have to go there?

Because, emily,
She'd just had a small fire.

How did she look?

Fine.

Was she thin, heavy?
Did she look tired?

Is she still
On that netherworld

Of "I don't know what
My hair is supposed to be"?

She looked like lorelai.

It was
A very brief conversation --

Not like the one
You and I are having.

You should have told me,
Richard.

And this grapefruit
Is definitely sugared.

I hope it's something
Like "Calla lily lane."

Like a flower --
Something pretty.

Or charing cross road,
Or abbey road --

Something classy.

Can we walk
A little faster, please?

Michel's still pouting?

I'm not pouting.

So your botox has worn off?

It has not.
And I'm not pouting.

Then get with the spirit.

This is a workout.
You're being paid for this.

It takes three of us to stare
At a piece of cardboard?

Maybe later we can all
Gang up on that light bulb.

All right,
Let's see here.

It's like spanish class when
Everyone gets a spanish name.

What were you?

"Sookia." I don't think
It's a real spanish name.

I think they just
Added an "A" at the end.

Okay, let's see.
Where are we?

There. Right there.

That is the lake,
Sookie.

If we were there,
We would all have drowned.

We are at the bottom.

No, I think
We're off to the right.

Or...Off to the left.
Wait. Where's north?

Everything's rotated
90 degrees.

This map's
Completely wackadoodle.

I can't find -- ohh.

Oh, no.

[ gasps ] Oh, no!

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Yeah.
No, I understand.

Taylor's a very busy man,
But it's just a quick question.

Lorelai gilmore.

You know me, joey.

You cleaned out
My rain gutters last year.

Yes, I paid you.
I most definitely paid you.

It's got to be a mistake.
Got to be a mistake.

"Sores and boils alley."

Stop saying that.

We are on
Sores and boils alley.

What kind of menu do you serve
On sores and boils alley?

Anything in a crust.

Try in the storage room,
Joey.

I know it's creepy in there,
But I need to speak to him.

Why couldn't it be something
That didn't ooze or run?

Like a wart or a bunion?
Bunions are okay.

They're sort of onions
Mixed with buns.

That's sort of appetizing
If you don't think too hard.

You know what this means,
Don't you?

It means nothing.

My next review will be in
The journal of medicine.

I want you
To both chill out.

I will fix this as soon as
I get taylor on the phone.

Maybe if we come up
With a catchy phrase

So it seems like
We're in on the joke,

Like we're aware,
Ironic, and hip.

Like what?

What catchy phrase using
The words "Sores" and "Boils"

Will make it seem
Like we're in on the joke?

Delivery.

I'll sign for it.

Don't get hostile
With me.

You are a silly woman.

I am not silly.
You're silly.

I want you both
To cut it out.

I am going to
Fix this.

I mean, the whole idea
Behind this street-name thing

Was to improve tourism,
You know, not destroy it.

Huh.

Sookie,
Did you order this?

Nope.

Michel?

Yeah, like I'm going to
Buy an analog clock.

Do I look 205?

Apparently, it's for me,
But I didn't order a clock.

Uh, yes,
I'm still here.

Okay, just tell him
I called.

You didn't find taylor?

Don't worry -- I will.

I'm going to go add a few
Select things to my résumé.

Michel!

I will find him, sookie.
Don't cry.

White sauce looks like pus.

Go in the kitchen.

Salsa verde
Looks like infection.

Kitchen -- go.

[ sniffles ]

[ knock on door ]

Wow, you made good time.

Silly rabbit.
Speed limits are for kids.

Hey, you went shopping?

Actually, I did.

For me?

For you.

Wow.
What's the occasion?

Where's it written
I need an occasion?

Wow, you did it.

You bought me the head
Of alfredo garcia.

[ laughing ]
Open it, ace.

[ gasps ]
Wow, cool -- a bag.

Look inside.

Okay.

Wow, cool -- a bag.

You like it?

Hello? I'm a girl.
It's a purse.

It's a birkin bag.

I went to school
With a guy named birkin.

I don't think
This is the same birkin.

Oh.

Well, it's beautiful.
It's snazzy and classy.

And, oh, smell it.

It's got that new-car smell,
Except it's not a car.

Oh, I love it, logan.
Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

Sorry, there's not
Another bag inside the bag

Inside the box
Inside the bag.

You know,
I think my computer cords

Would fit in this
Perfectly.

This is not a computer cord
Kind of purse.

Why don't you just
Call my sister?

She'll fill you in.
It's a thing, you know?

Oh. It's a thing.

A beautiful, leather,
Grownup thing.

So, are you ready to go?

Uh, yeah.

[ chuckles ]

Let's go.

Come on, taylor, answer.

Taylor's ye olde soda shoppe.
How can I help ye?

Taylor, it's lorelai.

I've been trying
To reach you all day.

Lorelai. Oh.
Well, joey mentioned that.

He also mentioned something
About not being paid

For some rain gutters
He cleaned.

Look, taylor,
Do you, by any chance,

Know what street name
The dragonfly got?

Of course --
Sores and boils alley.

So you knew about it.

Absolutely.

Sores and boils.
That's right.

Sores and boils.

Yes, indeed.
I'd kill to have that name.

Quite frankly,
You're a lucky woman.

Sores and boils alley
Is one of

The most historical places
In all stars hollow.

In the 18th century,
If you had a sore or a boil,

You came to stars hollow
To have it lanced...

Yeah, but --

...To the very site
Of your establishment.

Word is, they also had
A leper colony in your garage.

I'm trying to verify that.
If we do, you get a plaque.

Okay, taylor, look --

[ doorbell rings ]

Truth is, this town wouldn't
Be here without your street.

Sores and boils
May seem minor to us now,

As we sit here
With our sea breeze astringent

And our pond's cold cream,

But time was they were
The scourge with no cure.

And where was
That noble work done?

Where were the sick cured
And the suffering put at ease?

I'll tell you where --
On sores and boils alley.

In fact,

I even have a valuable
Collection of antique lances.

Yours for the asking --

As a loaner, of course.

The dragonfly can
Display them in the lobby...

Assuming you're bonded.

Look, the historical thing --
It's swell.

The boils and sores

And lepers and lances --
Great stuff,

If you're running a hospice
In the 18th century.

But I'm running an inn
In the 21st.

And?

People come here
For a nice, romantic time.

And part of what
I slightly overcharge them for

Is the ambience.

Is there a point here?

I don't want to have to
Go around advertising,

"Come to historic stars hollow.
It's not as gross as it sounds."

I'm very surprised
At this negativity.

You were so supportive
At the meeting.

What happened --
Fight with luke?

I'm trying to be
Very zen about this.

But this name is
Not gonna work for me.

I'm not really sure
What to do about this.

We could keep
Our old street name.

No harm, no foul,
No lorelai pulling her hair out.

No. The whole town's changing.
That won't work at all.

But I will think
About your situation

And try to come up
With alternatives.

I'll think about it, too.

Together, I'm sure
We'll figure something out.

We can fix this.

All right.

Great.
Thank you, taylor.

[ clanging ]

Did you order a birdcage?

I've never had so many
Compliments about anything.

It's not the bag.
It's the arm it's on.

And I swear
I'm not going to let

Ballpoint pens explode
In the bottom of it.

Crap. I left my cell
Back in the car.

Are you expecting a call?

[ sighs ] From my dad.

He's dragging me to a retreat
With his editors.

Three days of
"Absolutely, mitchum."

"Great idea, mitchum."

You can suffer
Through three days.

I'll meet you back
At the pool house, okay?

Don't get lost.

Oh, logan.
I thought I heard a noise.

Richard. Yes.
I was just dropping rory off.

Oh. 10:00 on the button.
Well done.

I didn't want to
Keep her out late.

You're a responsible
Young man.

Say, how about a nightcap?

I have a new single malt
I'm dying to break in.

Sounds great.

[ chuckles ]

Look who I found.

Logan. You found logan.

How are you?

How are you, emily?

Logan was just
Dropping rory off.

10:00 on the button.

A gentleman,
This one.

Would you like some coffee,
Perhaps some dessert?

Thanks, emily,
But I've eaten.

I thought the two of us
Would grab a little nightcap.

I'll leave you men
To your drinks.

Good seeing you,
Emily.

Please.

So...How are things,
Logan?

Fine.

Good.

Back at school, are you?

For a few weeks now.

Good. Good.

Good that you're back.

Got any classes that you're
Interested in this year?

The semester's
Shaping up okay.

Thank you.

Cheers.

Hmm. You working
At the yale paper again?

Yes, sir.

Apple doesn't fall far
From the tree.

Not if the tree
Has anything to say.

Yes, well...
It's good to see you.

We don't get many sightings
Of you young people nowadays --

The two of you ensconced
Back there at the pool house.

Rory's so busy.
Her life's a mystery to us.

She could be in the c.I.A.
For all we know.

I don't think
She's joined the c.I.A.,

But I'll check
For secret documents.

[ laughs ]

So, tell me, logan,
What is going on with rory?

Uh, yours and rory's life.

Uh...Nothing special.

No? Oh.

Well...Does she have
Any big plans?

Plans?

The way that girl
Keeps to herself,

We wouldn't know
If she was moving to peru.

Are you two planning on
Moving to peru?

No, we're not.

Then what is on the horizon
For rory? And for you?

Anything different
Going to happen?

Well, we're thinking of going to
The vineyard in a few weeks.

A trip to the vineyard?

Nothing else
Coming down the pike?

No, sir.

Hmm. Well, the vineyard
Is always nice.

Very brisk
This time of year.

Hey, logan.
What are you doing here?

I ran into richard
On the way out.

Rory, is that you?

Uh, yeah, grandma.

What are you doing here?

Well...I was just looking
For some sugar

For my morning coffee.

Oh, please,
Don't get me started on sugar.

Richard and I
Were catching up.

Having a little digestif.

Yes, and, richard,
The scotch was great,

But I should
Probably get going.

I'll walk you out.

[ sighs ]
Richard, emily.

Good to see you,
Logan.

Drive safe.

So, what were you two
Chatting about?

Oh, this and that.

Did it seem like everything
Was fine between them?

As far as I could tell.

We're missing charlie rose.

What was that all about?

What was that about?

Your grandfather was asking
About my intentions.

Your intentions
Toward what?

Uh, toward you,
Us, marriage.

What? Why?

I don't know.

He was asking me questions
About our plans and the future

And the c.I.A. And peru.

I don't understand.
Why would he do this?

I don't know.

We're young.
We just started going out.

Why would we even
Be thinking about marriage?

I don't know, ace.
These are really good questions.

Maybe we should hang out
At my place for a while

So as not to give
Your grandparents a visual.

No. Look,
I'll take care of this.

I promise.
Don't worry about it.

Ace, it's okay.
You don't have to do anything.

This is not okay.
I don't want them thinking this.

I don't want you feeling like
You can't come here.

I promise you, I will
Take care of this, okay?

Okay.

Ugh. My cellphone's
Still in my car.

Oh, sorry.

If I'm not back in five minutes,
I'm in the main house,

Picking out china patterns
With emily.

Oh! Starved!

You're always starved.

Now, I'm "Crash-landed
In the andes,

Eat my teammates" starved.

I'll be back in an hour.

No.

Mm-hmm. Three more packages,
All for you.

Where is all this
Stupid stuff coming from?

Looks like classic
Home shopping channel to me.

I have not bought anything
Off the home shopping channel.

That you remember.

How could I not remember?

You could be
Deluding yourself,

Suppressing a shameful, costly,
And extremely tacky

Shopping addiction
From your memory.

I do not have a home shopping
Channel addiction.

This does look familiar,
Like I've seen it before.

Was joan rivers
Or suzanne somers holding it up?

I'm not buying
These things.

You keep
Telling yourself that.

Kirk is in the dining room,
Wanting to speak to you.

Must be about
The street name.

Can you contain your personal
Demons long enough to face him,

Or shall I send him away?

Enough, michel.

It's never enough.
That is the problem.

Lorelai, hello.

Hello, kirk.

Have a seat.

I'm pleased to inform you

That the stars hollow
Board of tourism

Has graciously decided
To offer you a proposal.

Great. I appreciate it.
What do you have for me?

You can choose
Any of three

Historically anchored
Street names

That pre-dated
Sores and boils alley.

It's a generous proposal.

Let's hear them.

The first one
Is constabulary road.

Constabulary road.

It's a very nice name.

Classic. Very evocative
Of old-time stars hollow.

Yes, it's very nice,

But that's the exact name
Of esther wilkins' street.

I mean, the exact name.
It's taken.

At one time,
There were several streets

Named constabulary road.

That would be
Incredibly confusing.

Oh, it would be a disaster.
It was back then, too.

Mail was mis-delivered.
Soldiers lost their way.

It completely disoriented
Senior citizens.

There was rioting, chaos, death.
Everyone hated it.

What's number two?

Number two --

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagogg-
Chaubunagungamaugg.

Chargogga-what?

An old nipmuck indian name.

Means "You fish
On your side of the lake,

I'll fish on my side,
No one fishes in the middle."

Or maybe
It means "Buffalo."

It's unpronounceable.
Next.

From 1768,
Something flavorful.

Crusty bulge.

Oh, come on!

Is that a no?

Yes, that's a no. These are
Not legitimate choices.

Taylor thinks they are.

Taylor's wrong.
The dragonfly is a business.

We need
A credible street name.

I tell you what --
We're keeping third street.

Taylor is not
Gonna like that.

Well, too bad,
'cause that's what we're doing.

Decision made.
It's not gonna be crusty bulge.

It's not gonna be an indian name
No one can pronounce.

It's not gonna be a name
That 50,000 other people had

That caused mass chaos
And death in 1492.

Oh, my god. I just realized
Where all that stuff is from.

What stuff?

Just tell taylor
What I said.

So we're done here?

Definitely.

Thank god.
Mom tied this way too tight.

[ knock on door ]

Am I disturbing?

No, come on in.

Rory,
This is edgar pullings.

He installed the intercom
46 years ago.

Nice to meet you.

She said,
"Nice to meet you"!

Oh, nice to meet you,
Young lady.

He calls me that, too.

It's right in there,
Edgar!

Okay,
I'll have a look-see.

You just holler
When you're situated,

And I'll bring in
Your toolbox!

If you're feeling faint
Or need a glass of water,

Don't be shy!

I'm sorry
For the short notice.

I figured I'd better
Get him over here

Before he...Retires.

No, it's great.
Thank you.

Everything else around here
Up to snuff?

Are the sheets
Being over-ironed?

No, they're perfect.

'cause that's
Not an urban legend.

If sheets have a high thread
Count, they can be over-ironed.

Grandma, um,
Can I ask a favor?

Of course.

I was wondering if you would
Speak with grandpa for me.

About what?

Last night,

When he had the nightcap
With logan,

He said some things

That made logan
A little uncomfortable.

What kind of things?

Just things about our future --
Logan's and mine.

I think grandpa wanted
To find out

If we were
Getting married.

What?!

The thing is,
We're young.

We haven't been going out
For that long.

It's too soon for us to be
Thinking about getting serious.

Of course it is. Your
Grandfather should know better.

Don't you worry.
I'll clear this up with him.

Thank you, grandma.

Now that that's taken care of,
Just between us girls,

How are things going
Between you two?

Well...They're great.

Logan's very nice.

He bought me this gift
Just completely out of the blue.

Is that so?

It's called
A "Birkin bag."

A birkin bag?

Oh, my god.

A birkin bag.

You've heard of it?

Of course.

That's a very nice purse.

Oh. Maybe
I shouldn't use it.

Oh, no. A birkin bag is meant
To be used...And seen.

I had no idea.

Well, well, well.
A birkin bag.

A birkin bag.
A birkin bag for rory.

Grandma.

Richard never bought me
A birkin bag.

This is exciting!

I guess it is.

A birkin bag.
I'm gonna remember this day.

Um...It's been
Very quiet in there.

Huh?

Oh, dear.

Edgar?

Edgar!

Oh, my god. I made it.
Food, me, give.

Emergency b.L.T.

Emergency chili fries
And a black-and-white shake.

It's a three-alarm
Emergency.

Something came for you
Early this morning.

Good old ceaser
Signed for it.

Oh, my god!

Normally,
I have a blanket policy

Against the diner
Accepting humongous 5-foot urns

Addressed to other people,
But I was at the market,

And ceaser didn't know
About the policy.

Oh, she is good --
Covering all the bases.

Brilliant. Picking away
At the people closest to me.

Who is this?

Emily gilmore.
You're kidding!

She's been sending me everything
She doesn't need anymore,

Trying to smoke me
Out of my foxhole.

Call her and tell her
To knock it off.

Oh, no. That's exactly
What she wants.

I poke my head out,
It gets blown off.

Then I have no head, luke.

There's a giant urn
In my diner.

It started small --
A clock, birdcage,

Some victorian figurines,
An old telescope.

That was the ground war.
She was softening me up.

Now comes the aerial campaign.
The carpet bombing.

I bet she'll bomb me
With actual carpets.

Call her.
You mean, surrender?
Never.

She's gonna keep sending
You stuff, sending me stuff.

She'll run out of stuff.
She'll buy more stuff.

She'll run out of money.
She's got endless money.

My mom has a black belt
In passive aggression.

There is no counter
To this move,

Which means
I am not going to counter.

I can't have a giant urn
Sitting in my restaurant.

Actually,
It's more of a vase.

I don't care.
The thing weighs 300 pounds.

Ceaser said it took four guys
To bring it in.

It does kind of
Spruce up the place.

It goes today.

Okay, I'll work on figuring out
How to get it out of here.

I think it's actually
One of a matching pair.

You busy?

Not too.

Rory had a little talk
With me today

I thought
I'd share with you.

Oh? What about?

About logan,
About something you said.

It's been handled.

Something I said?
When?

He's fine. She's fine.
They're fine.

Very fine.

Logan bought her
The most beautiful

And prestigious handbag
In the world.

A handbag?
A birkin bag.

I've shown you pictures before,
Around my birthday?

So sophisticated.

Now we know our worries

About shira messing with things
Were unfounded.

They are doing very well.

Yes, that's fine, emily.

But what did I say
That caused a problem?

You scared the poor boy
Half to death

During that nightcap
Of yours.

How?

Your intentions speech
Was so out of the blue.

My intentions speech.
I'm not following.

Intentions about what?

Really, you're always
A half step behind.

Because you tell me things
In drips and drabs.

What does she think I said?

You asked when he was
Going to propose.

I asked him
Nothing of the sort!

We were just chatting,
Shooting the breeze.

Logan viewed it
As an interrogation

About his and rory's
Future.

The boy misunderstood.

I wasn't talking
About their future.

I was talking --
It was scotch talk.

I would never dream of
Interrogating him like that.

I'll apologize to him
The next time I see him.

And to rory.

That's ridiculous.

Those two are too young
To be thinking about marriage.

They just met each other.

It's been over a year.

It hasn't been a year.
They're babies.

Babies?

Richard, your granddaughter
Is about to turn 21.

If they did get engaged,

The ceremony would be next year
Or the year after.

That makes her 23.

And too young.

It's the same age I was.
I wasn't too young.

We were different.
We're us, and rory's rory.

I don't know why
You're so worked up about this.

They aren't engaged.

What was your talk
With logan about?

I was just curious about
What was going on with rory.

She can be
Extremely taciturn.

What are you
So curious about?

The girl spends all her time
In that pool house.

She's so secretive.
Aren't you curious?

If you want to find out what's
Going on in a girl's life,

You certainly don't talk
To her boyfriend.

Follow me.

Where are you going?

Follow me.

Emily, is she home?

No, she's out.

I wouldn't burst in here
Like this if she were home.

We should not be here.
This is prowling.

You can't prowl
In your own house.

This is called
"Showing concern."

Tell me
What we're looking for.

I-I don't feel good
About this.

It's at this point
In the john le carré novels

Where things
Go horribly wrong.

Oh, don't worry.
I used to do this with lorelai.

Once,
I opened her dresser,

And it was chock-full
Of tootsie rolls.

Hundreds and hundreds,
Practically spilling out.

What could a girl want with
A drawer full of tootsie rolls?

Perhaps it was what was
Under the tootsie rolls.

Under the tootsie rolls!
Oh, my god!

I should have looked
Under the tootsie rolls.

Oh, that's gonna
Bother me.

God knows
What she had in there.

Let's split up.

I'll hit the bedroom.
You finish up in here.

What am I supposed to do?

Check the bookcase.

They love hiding things
Behind books.

My. This room has really
Come together.

But we should have gone
With the plantation shutters.

Oh, my god! Richard!

What? What's wrong?

The birkin bag.

All handmade.
Look at those tiny stitches.

Oh, does that logan
Have taste.

Okay, this is ridiculous.
Let's get out of here.

Oh! And that smell!

Let's just go.

At least tell me
What you were looking to find.

I don't know.
It wasn't my idea to break in.

Snooping without knowing
What you were snooping for?

Let's just go, emily --
Now.

And leave that purse.

I was going to
Leave the purse, richard.

A 21-year-old girl
Has a birkin bag,

And a grown woman doesn't.

[ sniffs ] Ah!

I highly recommend
Miniature golf,

Where, coincidentally,
I hold the single-round record.

The property's
Got closed-circuit,

So you can forget
About mulligans.

Thank you.

Don't forget
The giant urn at luke's.

The kids will love it.

Lorelai. Look. I'm sitting
In a little gazebo.

I can see that, kirk.

If you look quick,
You might think I'm a giant.

That would be frightening.

Have you gotten your free map
Of historic stars hollow yet?

Everyone's enjoying them.

Maps, huh?
I didn't know there were maps.

Can I interest you
In an historic poncho

Or stars hollow kazoo?

Um...No,
You really couldn't.

Kirk, the dragonfly's
Not on this.

Right. The map only represents
Historic stars hollow.

The dragonfly is part
Of historic stars hollow.

Used to be, before you rejected
Your historic street name.

You took me off the map?!

All cartographical decisions

Are the province
Of the director of tourism.

You and I talked
Only this morning.

How could the dragonfly
Already be off the map?

You know the saying --
Cross the don in the morning,

Sleep with the fishes
In the afternoon.

Plus, taylor has
One of those fast printers.

This is not fair.

The dragonfly is a business
In stars hollow.

I wish there was something I
Could do. I'm just a messenger.

Assistant to the messenger,
Actually.

Taylor's been clear on that.

Okay, I shouldn't do this.
I'm gonna look the other way.

Take a button.

One only, please.

[ telephone ringing ]

[ ringing continues ]

Hello?

I'm turning your bedroom
Into a gift-wrapping room.

I have to get rid
Of your dollhouse.

Do you want it?

What?

It's quite cumbersome,
And I have no place to put it.

Um...Well, have you checked
The basement?

I'm betting there's
Oodles of space down there.

I'm doing
Some housecleaning.

I've sent you things I was
Going to give you anyway.

Do you want the dollhouse
Or not?

Of course I want it.

When will you come
Pick it up?

When I can.

I need you
To give me a time.

I don't know.
As soon as possible, okay?

I'm very busy.

I can't store it forever.

Call me the moment
You work out your schedule.

Oh, I will --
The very moment.

[ children shouting ]

Hey, you!

Get away from the urn.

Hey.
Hi.

Kiss?

I'm too mad.

What, 'cause your lips would be
All fiery and it would hurt?

Do you know
They changed my street name?

Uh, hello, yes.
Where have you been?

I figured, who cares?

But every piece of mail I get,
I got to change the address.

Every piece of mail,
Because I live upstairs.

I'm aware of that.
It's a huge hassle.

I know.

And I am in violation
Of ordinance 22-b.

What is ordinance 22-b?

Kids playing on the urn
Requires a jungle-gym license,

As stated
In ordinance 22-b.

A fine has
Already been levied.

Uh, taylor?

Yes.

Are you mad
At taylor again?

Yes.
Yay!

A jungle-gym license.

If I want kids
Playing on my urn,

No one's gonna tell me
I need a license.

Hey, you.
Go ahead. Play on the urn.

This stinks.

I'm glad you ditched
This zen thing.

At the meeting,
I'm taking it to the people,

And the people are gonna
Take it to taylor.

Good. Take it to him.

I've got a speech
All planned,

Listing the years of wrongs,
Abuses, manipulations.

I'm gonna
Make people understand

That they don't have to blindly
Follow taylor doose anymore.

Do it. They'll follow you.
They like you.

They do like me.

I'd go, too, but I'd end up
Throwing a bench at him.

I'll handle him.

Want some coffee?
I'm beyond coffee.

Beyond coffee.
This is big.

I'm fueled
By my righteous indignation.

I'll fill you in later.

Hey!

How did it go?

It went great.

Tell us
What happened.

Well, before the town meeting,
I stopped by luke's.

And he was furious.

Taylor slapped him
With a jungle-gym fine.

Smoke was pouring
Out of his ears.

And I told him,
"Don't worry.

I am on my way
To take taylor down."

Ooh, goody.

I go to the town meeting.
It's already started.

I come in the back door
With the squeaky track,

So everybody knows
Lorelai's in the house.

It's very exciting.

Taylor's yammering
About septic tanks,

Patty made her raisin cake,
And everything's going along.

Suddenly, taylor says,
"It's time to break."

And I stand up on the bench,
Totally "Norma rae,"

And I write "Strike"
On my town-meeting flier.

And I hold it up,
All defiant.

Of course, the "Norma rae"
Reference was only in my head,

And everyone
Was very confused.

It happens a lot
With you.

I march to the front,
And I look this town in the eye.

I said, "We, your dragonfly inn,
Are not on the map.

"We've been tossed off by taylor
'jungle-gym monitor' doose.

It is not right.
He must be stopped."

Since no one heard
My conversation with luke,

I lost them again
For a minute.

You really need to
Work on that.

I told the town how I had given
The best years of my life

And turned the dragonfly into
A top-notch destination inn

And that leaving us off the map
Was petty and mean-spirited

And just plain bad business.

Amen. Kiss the ground.
The south will rise again.

What happened then?

I turned to taylor,
And I said,

"If you don't put us
Back on the map,

"It will be molly ringwald
Giving her underwear

"To anthony michael hall,

"And he shows it
To a roomful of boys

Who have all paid a dollar
To see it."

Oh, come on.

No. That one, he got.

He thought for a minute,
And then he said to me,

"Donate $100
To the historical society,

"And I will let you
Back on the map,

And you can keep
Third street."

$100?

That's nothing.
What did you say?

I said, "You got a deal."

Oh, thank god!

Then he said, "Good girl,"
And patted me on the head.

Don't tell me...

We are on
Sores and boils alley.

We cannot be
On sores and boils alley.

Patted me on the head,
Like a dog.

It's only $100.

I'll pay the $100.

You're not paying the $100.

I'll pay $75.

No one is paying anything.
We're not being extorted.

We are the inn
On sores and boils alley.

Historical, proud.

Oozing, festering.

Draining.

Too many words
For the brochure.

[ cellphone rings ]

[ sighs ] Hello?

Why haven't you come
To get the dollhouse?

I've been working.

Goodwill's picking it up
At noon tomorrow,

So if you want it,
Come and get it.

I can't come tomorrow.

Then come tonight.
We're up until 11:00.

No, mom. I'm 30 miles away.
And I'm busy.

Then it's being donated.

You can hold on to it
A little while longer.

It's taking up space,
And I can't have it here.

Why does goodwill
Have to come at noon?

Because that's
The appointment I got.

It's goodwill,
Not sotheby's.

I can't believe you.

You know this dollhouse
Means a lot to me.

And I know
It means a lot to you.

If you want to be
This mean and vindictive,

Then give it to goodwill.

Give it away. Light it on fire.
I don't care.

[ knocking on window ]

Logan?

I don't think they saw me.
Can you get this open?

It's okay.
You can use the front door.

This is cool. I got a tree stump
I can use as a boost.

Or you can
Let down your hair.

I talked to them.

You did?

Yeah. It's fine.
Come around to the front.

Okay.

You do know I will be
Mocking you for a year

For trying to climb
In my kitchen window.

I just can't face
Another sit-down.

It was a misunderstanding.

I talked to my grandmother
And my grandfather.

He was not
Trying to pressure you.

He gets that we're young
And just started dating.

He's not interested
In our being serious.

Really?

He's very sorry
About the confusion.

He is?

He wants to apologize
To you himself.

And you're sure
About this?

I double super-swear
On my birkin bag.

Okay, that's good.

Cloak-and-dagger is tricky

If you don't own a dagger
And look funny in a cloak.

I'm sure you look great
In a cloak.

Everything's cool?

Everything's cool.

Good.

Logan...I love you.

Wow.

The lady who sold that purse
Said this was gonna happen.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean
To spring that on you.

I just -- I wanted to say it,
So I said it.

But I don't expect
Anything.

Believe me, I was
In the position once

Where someone said that to me
Completely out of the blue,

And I was
Completely thrown.

So don't worry.

You don't have to respond
Immediately.

In fact, you don't
Have to say anything at all.

[ sighs ]

Look...I've told a lot of girls
I love them before,

And I didn't mean it.

So I'm not
Gonna do that to you.

Boy, that didn't
Come out right.

It was supposed to sound
A lot more --

You don't have to say
Anything at all.

One antique bellows.

Salvation army.

Wood and leather, brass studs.
This thing's a real beaut.

Either buy it a ring
Or move on. Next.

Doughbeater, early '60s.

They don't make them
Like this anymore.

Salvation army.

Mint condition, industrial
Grade, 5-quart capacity.

Salvation army.

[ doorbell rings ]

Ah, my pizza.

There's some sort
Of card here.

"Emily and richard,
Congratulations on your wedding.

Love, aunt celeste."

Thank you, aunt celeste.
Love...The salvation army.

Hello, lorelai.

Hey, dad.

I thought you'd want this.

[ sighs ]

Thanks. I do.

And...

We need to talk
About rory.