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Previously on "Gilmore girls"...

Your grandmother and I
Have reconciled.

Next week, your father and I are
Going to renew our wedding vows.

I want to spend some time
With you.

No strings attached.

Grandma wants a picture.

Of this?!

Lorelai...

This thing we're doing here --
Me, you...

I just want you to know
I'm in.

I am all in.

He's completely unsuitable
For lorelai.

If you want a chance
With lorelai,

You had better do something.

Come on in, friend.

I could just say his father died
And I went over to comfort him.

With tequila. Which we drank.
All night long. Alone.

He didn't need to know.

It's better
That he doesn't know.

Christopher's father died
A couple weeks ago.

I went over there one night,
And we talked and drank.

Just two old friends
Hanging out, that's all.

You went over there.

It might come up. I don't want
You to feel shanghaied.

Yeah.
That would be bad.

I'm with lorelai.
Lorelai and I belong together.

Everyone knows it. I know it.
Emily knows it.

Luke, I-I don't know
What he's talking about.

I got to get out of here.

Get away from me,
Christopher.
I just want to talk.

Get some coffee, christopher.

This wasn't the way
I wanted it to go down.

I wanted to get you alone --
What are you doing?

I'm going after luke.

Oh, there you are!

I've got her!

Oh, you cannot keep

A roomful of anglo-saxons
Waiting for cake this long.

They start to form
More clubs.

Take her. Take her.
Take her.

All right. Wonderful.
There we are.

Okay, everyone in
Just a little closer.

That's perfect.
Hold that.

You and me, we're done.

One, two, three.

[ camera shutter clicks ]

Are you leaving?

Party's over.
It is so over.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.
It's just time to go.

Are we okay?

I mean, that wasn't exactly
My proudest moment.

Oh, honey,
You're the daughter of a woman

Who has had no end
Of less-than-proud moments.

Don't worry.
Luke was so mad.

Because to luke,
You're still 10 years old,

Wearing feathered angel's wings,
Going door to door,

Inviting people to a
Caterpillar's funeral.

I did that once.
Luke is fine.

Look, go back in.

Catch up with logan.
Tell him everything is fine.

He went right to his car
And split.

I don't blame the boy.

What's with you and grandma?

All these questions.

Sorry.

Look, go back in, huh?

Make the best of things.

Luke is just bringing
The car around.

I'll talk to you later.

Are you sure we're good?

Always.

Okay.
Bye, mom.

Bye, mister.

Oh, excuse me.
I'm gonna need a cab, please.

There you are.

I'd love to get
A few more shots in.

Yeah, so would I.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need

* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

[ "Tequila" playing on radio ]

Hi.

I was just on my break.

Oh, that's no problem.
Caesar, listen --

I clocked out, so it should
Say so on my time card.

Although the ink is kind of weak
And faded,

So it's really hard to see.

That's fine.
Great.

Caesar, is luke back yet?

Didn't you guys go somewhere
Tonight?
Yeah.

You get separated?

Something like that.
So have you seen him?

Not unless I fell asleep.
And I never fall asleep.

So if you didn't fall asleep,
You know he's not back.

Right. So you didn't come back
Together, huh?

Long story.
It's getting kind of late, so --

If I see him, should I tell him
To call you?

Yes, please.

And if you talk to him,

Could you maybe not mention
The radio or eating the pie?

He hates when I eat
Out of the pie plate.

You were eating
Out of the pie plate?

No. No.

Well, thanks, caesar.
See you.

I've got lots of work to do,
And I'm hankering to get to it.

Okay, bye.

Lorelai, hey!

Hi, babette.
Hey, morey.

Look at you, all dolled up
And walking the street.

I'm not calling you a hooker
Or nothing.

Well, thank you.

Hey, um, did you guys pass luke

Or see his truck
Anytime tonight?

Uh-oh.
You're not with luke?

Not at the moment.
Uh-oh.

What?

Didn't you go
To your parents' wedding thing?

Yes.
Uh-oh.

What?
You didn't come back
Together?

Of course we did. We're just not
Together at the moment.

Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Would you guys stop that?

Everything's all right between
The two of you, isn't it?

Of course it is.
I hope so.

Otherwise,
Taylor would go crazy.

He's got all these contingency
Plans in case you guys split.

He's worried what it would do
To the town -- big anal creep.

No splitting happening here.
Everything's fine.

Good.
Well, we better be going.

Take care, doll.

Talk to you guys later.

Bye.

Luke, it's, uh, me again.

Well, so...Another very exciting
Night comes to a close, huh?

Um, I don't think you're home,
So I'm going home.

I'll leave my cellphone on,

Or call me at home
Anytime you want.

Bye.

Or just, please call me, okay?

Bye.

* under the boardwalk

* down by the sea, yeah

Paris?

Paris.

Paris.

[ groans ]

You asleep?
Don't turn the light on.

Aah!
I said don't turn the light on!

I didn't hear the "Don't."

Why would you think I'd tell you
To turn on the light

When I'm dead asleep?

I didn't know
You were dead asleep.
The room is dark.

I'm under the covers
And completely immobile.

Can I ask you a question?
Bite me.

Were there any messages
For me?

Yes. Four other people called
And asked that you bite me.

Look, I'm serious here.
Come on, paris.

It is especially important
Tonight that,

If there was a message for me,
That that message gets to me.

I would have left it
On the message board.

The board is blank,

And you are not the most
Reliable message leaver.

No messages.

I don't mean to insult you,
But are you maybe telling me

That there's no message because
You're mad I woke you,

And there really was
A message?

Oh, my god.
You're annoying tonight.

What's with being
All k.D. Lang?

It was for my grandparents'
Vow renewal.

I was the best man.

They kinky or something?

It was a cute thing.

So, who's the boy?
What boy?

The boy you're dying to get
A message from.

I assume it's a boy.

Not necessarily.

Well, no one called,
Left a note, smoke signaled,

Morse coded, semaphored,
Flagged, or came by,

Male, female,
Or hermaphrodite.

Okay, thanks.

I'm wide awake.
It's your fault.

You owe me boggle.

Paris.
Boggle.

One game,
And then it's back to bed.

Hey, lorelai.

Kirk, you're dripping wet.

"Sweat is the curse
Of the b-boy" -- mos def.

So are you feeling better?

Yeah, I'm feeling fine.
Why?

Luke told me
You weren't feeling well.

Luke?
You've seen luke?

He came into the movie theater.
I'm on my break.

So I figured I'd come down
And bust a sweet move.

When? When?

About a half-hour ago.

I asked about you, and he said
You weren't feeling well.

Then he rejected my
"Buy two junior mints,

Get a free hunk of onion
Beef jerky" offer

With a disgusting profanity,
Then took a seat.

So he's there now?
Probably.

Nothing's up with you two,
Is there?

I mean, he seemed just fine.

No, nothing.
Nothing's wrong at all.

Uh-oh.
Kirk, we have not broken up.

But why are you guys dressed up
But not together?

Luke's in a suit,
Which seems oddly formal

For a movie theater
That recycles its popcorn.

Oh, we had a fancy event
To go to.

Then I got the sniffles,
So luke decided to see a movie.

But now I'm feeling better,
So I came looking for him.

I hope that's true,

Because taylor would go nuts
If you two broke up.

There's nothing to worry about.
Do you think he's still there?

The movie just started
When I left.

Great.
Thanks a lot, kirk.

So I can go in
Without paying?

No!
Thank you.

My towel!

Man:
It would be a pleasure for me

To go back to a society
Of really important people.

[ indistinct conversations ]

What are you watching?

Something stupid.

I'd never have brought you here

If I thought they were gonna
Humiliate you.

This is the first time
I've ever

Been caught needing anything,
And you helped me do it.

Lorelai: man, they sure talked
Fast in those things.

Yep.
They, uh...They did.

Fast.

I've been frantically trying to
Call your cellphone.

I turned it off.

That's what I figured.

So, do you want to hear
My explanations?

'cause I've got 'em.

Explanations, perspective,
Apologies --

I've got 'em all, and I'm dying
To share 'em with you.

I just need some time.

Time.

A little time to think.

And to process.

Right.

I get that.
I get that.

I just have so much
I want to say to you.

Not right now, okay?

I need to clear my head.

Okay, but you'll call me
When you're ready?

Yeah.

Okay, good.

Okay.

So, I should...

As your little girls arrive,
We'll gather them here.

We'll have the pocket doors
To the dining room closed.

Then, when it's time
For breakfast,

We'll open the doors
And voilà --

You'll get the full,
Beautiful effect.
Wonderful.

We'll add music.
You like yanni?

Hate him with every fiber
Of my being.

Good.
We're in perfect sync.

And then we'll have small-scale
Tables set with china

And a silver tea service,
Little plates, little cups,

And 12 little chairs
For all of them to sit on.

That's so cute!
Yeah.

Wait. 12?

I thought there were six
Little girls.

Six girls
And their six dolls.

I beg your pardon.

This is for the girls
And their dolls.

Get out of town.
I thought you knew that.

Dolls -- as in they don't have
Stomachs, lungs, or spleens --

And we are serving them
Breakfast?
That's right.

Teeth, throats, colons --
They don't have these either,

Unless they are brides
Of chucky.

Not paying attention to you
Anymore.

I'll order everything, and all
You have to do is show up.

The girls are looking forward
To this.

So are the dolls.
[ laughs ]

Aw. I love that.
Bye.

Okay.
Bye-bye.

Is she psychotic?

Shh!

Just having a little silly fun,
Michel.

Girls love dolls, so chill.

I'm making little pancakes
For the dolls.

And I found these little forks
They can use!

They do not have
Opposable thumbs!

Oh, this is a handicapped group?
Poor things.

No, the dolls.

The dolls?
How can a doll be handicapped?

My point exactly.

They are plastic and made in
Bangaladore.

We're doing this,
So hop on board or hop off.

You don't need to snap
My nose off.

He's getting on your nerves,
Huh?

Completely.

I'm starving.

Did you have anything
At luke's today?

No, not today.

There's no food
In this fridge.

It's stuffed with food.

I'm talking food that's edible,
Food to consume.

Everything in here
You have to cook.

I'm a cook.

No, forget it.

What's wrong?

[ sighs ]
Nothing.

Luke and I had a little
Disagreement last night.

At the wedding?
What happened?

Christopher showed up.
Oh, no.

My mother invited him.
Oh. No!

And I hadn't exactly told luke

About that tequila night
With chris after his dad died.

And so I told him,
And there was a big blowup.

Chris went nuts,
And luke went nuts,

And he got mad, and he left.

And now he says
He needs time to think.

How much time?

He just said "Time."

Oh, I hate when men do that.
It's so vague.

I should've told him when it
Happened, but I blew it.

Now if he'd just give me
10 minutes,

We could hash it out and be back
On our way and not waste time.

What's enough time?

I don't know.

It's been 12 hours.
That enough?

I'd say no.

I'm gonna be distracted
Until we fix this.

Well, don't worry,

Because when a relationship
Is right, things work out.

I hope so.

I heard about this couple
On one of those morning shows.

Similar to you guys --
All lovey-dovey,

Perfect for each other,
Headed for marriage --

And something happened,

And they broke up in
Their senior year in college

Even though they were madly
In love with each other.

Oh, they moved to different
Parts of the country.

They married different people.

They married different people?

Oh, had kids, grandkids.

Then their spouses died.

Oh, and they were
Available again,

And they talked,
And they hooked up.

And now they're together

And they're happily in love
After 40 years apart.

[ laughs ]

That's a horrible story.
No, it's not.

What morning show was that on?
I hate that story.

But they ended up together.

Was it katie couric?
She seems very dark to me.

The point is that even if it
Takes 40 years to figure it out,

There's still a chance for
A happy ending.

I don't want to have
Just an ending with luke.
I know, but --

I don't want to have
Those stupid kids

Or those ugly grandkids
With that loser other guy.

You don't know.
He could be a nice guy.

He's not the guy
I want to be with.

It's not fair to him.

It's not fair.
It's dishonest.

We should name the other guy.
I feel like he'd be a larry.

I'm not naming the other guy.

Okay, I guess it was
A bad example. Sorry.

That's okay.

But you know,
I read a story about another guy

That had a fight
With his girlfriend.

And he said that he needed
Like a week to think it over,

And he only needed a day.

And he and the girl were back
Together and were happy forever.

No larry or loser kids
Or anything.

Uh-huh.
They don't put stuff like that
In the newspapers

'cause it's not as sexy
As a 40-year story.

But it happens all the time,
Really.

Thanks for making that up.
You're welcome.

I'm gonna go take a walk.

I've got some errands to run.

Good.
Go clear your head.

And it was katie couric.
I knew it.

Don't forget the raisin bran.

It's good for you.
Keeps you moving.

Whatever that means.

Ew.
I just got what that means.

Cognitive skills are slow today.
Grab some cornflakes.

Nietzsche and wittgenstein went
Ape guano over cornflakes.

So they make you smart, german,
And depressed?

Why do they have
So much wheat chex?

It doesn't go with anything.

Wheat chex is sort of
The pumpernickel bread

Of the cereal world.

So what combo
Were you thinking today?

Cap'n crunch over a foundation
Of rice krispies

With a perimeter
Of shredded wheat.

Bold.
I like its prospects.

I love cereal.
Rocks.

Mm.

So, you never told me
Who the guy was.

Guy?

Guy you were dying for
A message from.

The guy who has you yoked
To your cellphone.

I am not yoked to my cellphone.

I can't hear it
When it's in my pocket.

Oh, god.
Tell me it's not huntzberger.

What if it is?

With the hair and the chin
Like he's a fourth bee gee?

I can put the phone away
If it's bothering you.

Don't.

That pathetic boat you're in,
I'm first oarsman.

How so?
I'm waiting for doyle to call.

I expected a call yesterday to
Set something up for last night,

But it never came.

So I ate a family-size bag of
Salt and vinegar potato chips

And went to bed at 7:30.

That was the smell.

We're better than this,
You and me.

We're the children
Of emma goldman

And hillary clinton --
Strong, independent.

We're better than this.

Apparently not.

I blame chilton.

Great education but horrific
Socialization.

We need guidance.

I'm not calling "Loveline."
Rory, come on.

We're sitting in a sea
Of expertise in this field.

There's no end
Of knock-headed bimbos

With tons of dross
To dispense.

There's two now.

Paris, don't.

Althea, janet, come here.

You hate althea and janet.

They know nothing of ukrainian
Politics or the periodic table,

But when it comes to boys,

They're brighter
Than the brontes.

Hey, janet.
Hey, althea.

Girls, we have related problems.
A little love trouble.

Can we bend you ears?

Uh, sure.

No, althea.
Please go enjoy your sunday.

There's no
Love trouble here.

I don't mind.
I do.

Fine, then I'll just lay out
My situation.

Great,
'cause I'm out of this.

Okay, so I've got a guy.

Blind?
Can it.

The last time I saw him,
He strongly implied

That he was going to call me
And soon.

It's been four days.

You ever call him
To hook up?

He's always taken the reins.
What did he say exactly?

"Call you later"
Or "See you later"?

"Call."
Or was it "See"?

Very different.

If he said "Call you later"
And didn't,

It's an egregious "Screw you."

I'm pretty sure it was "See."

You could cut him some slack.
You like him, right?

Yeah.
Then call him,
But have a reason.

We're on the paper together.
Perfect.

Call to ask for notes, but don't
Give him anything else.

If he's into you,
He'll take it from there.

If he's not,
At least you know.

Direct. Simple.
A clear path. Thank you.

You're welcome.

Um, excuse me.

Yeah?

If you don't mind,
I'm wondering...

Yeah?

I got close to kind of
Getting together with a guy.

You mean like "Getting together"
Getting together?

Yeah, but we were interrupted.

Shouldn't he be calling me
To talk

Or maybe set up
Getting together?

What was the interruption?

Mom.
Then dad.

Then mom's boyfriend.

Whoa.
Poor guy.

You have to call him.

Really?
He might be afraid to call.

Thinks you're too much drama.

Too much drama.

Give him a call
But keep it casual.

Give her specific language.

"Get together."

Or "Hang out."
That's better.

Ask him to hang out
Sometime.

It'll give him an easy out.

If he says "Yes," meet up,
Act casual, but look hot.

I've got a pen if you want to
Write this down.
I think I can remember.

Thank you.

No problem.
Any time.

Styrofoam for brains,
But they know their stuff.

I'm on your side, lorelai.

Ooh. Yo, gypsy.
What are you talking about?

The breakup.
What breakup?

Yours and luke's.
Were not broken up.

Breakup, split-up, separated --
Whatever you want to call it.

I'd like to call it nothing.
And what is with these ribbons?

Pink for you, blue for luke.
It's taylor's idea.

That way, we all know
Who's side we're on

Without having to talk
To each other.

He's a freak, but I like pink.
Oh, my god.

Look out.
Blue incoming.

Gypsy, please,
Take that ribbon off.

I don't want anyone encouraging
Taylor on this.

It's way too late.
He's passed out hundreds.

Hundreds?

It was no choice for me.

Luke fixes his own truck,
So I make bubkes off him.

You don't know a piston
From a pepperoni.

Lots of money in ignorance.
I'm with you.

Okay, great.
I'll catch up with you later.

Pink power, baby!
We chicks got to stick together.

Lorelai.

I'll deal with you later.

Luke.

Please, just give me a minute.

I just -- we need to talk.

I have so much to say.

I-I should've told you about
That night with christopher.

I know that now.

Yeah, okay, I --

But I swear, the visit we had
Was so innocent.

It was about his dad.
And nothing happened.

Less than nothing happened.

But you hid it.

I know, and I shouldn't have,
And I am so, so sorry.

But all that talk from
Christopher at the wedding --

I didn't see that coming.

He was drunk.
He was stupid.

He's never not stupid,
But I-I didn't see it coming.

You should have.
I know.

Rory warned me,
And I ignored her.

But believe me,
I am never seeing him again.

What are you talking about?
He's rory's father.

He'll always be in your life.

In her life.

Her life is your life.

Not when it comes to this.

This is gonna happen again
And again.

No, it won't, luke, I promise.

God, if you care anything
For me at all,

Just please trust me on this.

I've got to go.

No. Wait.

Luke, it was my mother,
You know, who did all this.

She caused
All this hateful stuff

Because christopher is weak,
And she knows that,

And I am never talking
To her again.

They're always gonna be
In your life, too.

Your mother, your father.
No.

The gilmores will always be
In your life.

I can cut them off.

It doesn't work that way.

And they'll never feel
Differently about me, ever.

It doesn't matter,
Because they're gone.

That's it. They are gone.
I can do that.

Look, I can't have this out.

But when?
Where?

I need more time.
I told you that.

I'm afraid
Of this "More time" stuff.

I'm afraid it'll take 40 years,
And that's not good.

Lorelai.
We'll miss our middle.
I want a middle.

And the town is dividing us up.
I need that to stop.

Don't.

Look, I'm all in.
I'm all in.

Please trust me.

Let me show you what a great
Girlfriend I can be.

But I can't wait.
We can't wait.

I need to know what you're
Thinking right now.

Fine. You want to know
What I'm thinking right now?

That I can't be in this
Relationship. It's too much.

[ door closes ]

Hi, it's rory.

Rory gilmore,
As I live and breathe.

So, how are you?

I'm good, ace.
How are you?
I'm good.

Hope your life's been less
Exciting since last I saw you.

Relatively.
Meaning you're steering clear
Of country club dressing rooms?

Pretty much.
Good.

Yeah.

So, I was wondering
If maybe you'd...

Yeah?

If you'd like to hang out
Or something.

Hang out.
Yeah.

When?

How about tonight?

Whoa, ms. Spontaneity!

I'm very of-the-moment
These days.

Well, sure,
I'd love to hang out with you.

Come on over.

To your place?

Absolutely.

Cool.

See you in a bit.

See you in a bit.

Yeah.

Oh, hi.

I don't think I'm in
The right place.

Matty, who is it?
Girl scout.

Hey, ace, come on in.

Come on in.

Welcome to my night
Of humiliating defeat.
One in a series.

Don't gloat, robert.
It's not christian.
Neither am I.

Everybody, this is rory.

Hi.
Hey.

I'd introduce you,
But I don't know three of them.

It's to you, buddy.
Oh, joy.

Come on, kiddo.
Sit here next to me.

Is that allowed?

I wouldn't object.

Come on.
Be my good-luck charm.

Did I raise or check?

You've been eating out of
Aluminum pans again?

Your short-term memory is
Nonexistent.

Come on. The more you stall,
The slower I win.

That was almost
Grammatically correct.

Two.
Goodbye.

Call.
Hold up.

You look very nice tonight.
Oh, thanks.

What do you know
About this game?

Um, just what I've seen on tv.
"The odd couple."

What?

Quincy played it,
But he wasn't called "Quincy."

Um, oscar and felix.
Felix didn't play.

Tony randall,
He cooked for them sometimes.

I am so lost.
I know a little.

Well, if you know anything,
You know I need a jack or a 10.

Pocket jacks.
Un-bloody-believable.

Do we bother with 5th street?
Let's see it.

Oh!
Oh!

Now you're just mocking me!

Hey, your gal brought someone
Some luck.

Two g's -- ouch.

That was $2,000?

You got to bet it to win it.
It's just money.

He's down nine to me
From last time.

Should I send the I.O.U.
To your pop?

Cut out the middleman?

Yeah, and I'll send some
To your mother.

A generic, unfocused "And so's
Your mother"-style comeback.

You're off your game, huntz.

I'll work on a better retort
And get back to you.

You covering this?
Pardon me.

You were at the last
"Life and death" shindig.

Yeah, but I'm not covering this.
I'm just hanging out.

Yeah, back off, robert.
She's just hanging out.

Thanks, kitten.
I love the service here.

I'm out.
Down to the turks again.

I'm in.

Don't be jerk, robert.

You bet without looking at
Your cards.

I don't need to
With rory here.

I hate it when he does that.

You want a drink?

Me?
Yeah.

Well, actually, I don't know
How long I'm going to stay here,

So I think I'm good for now.

All right.

The way it's going tonight,

I may not last through
The next drink either.

She's on her way.
I know she is.

Well, I hope she is.

Just hang in there, girls.
I know you're hungry.

They're getting ready
To rebel.

Lorelai ordered all the tables
And the little china,

And I'm sure it's here
Somewhere.

Excuse me just for a second.

Please help.
You're just standing there.

I'm staying out of the way.

In situations like these, to not
Get in the way is so valuable.

Get in the way.
Entertain the kids.

Like I'm spongeboy bigpants
Or something?

I do not entertain children.

She left to do an errand
Yesterday and never came back.

Are you dialing
The right number?

I think after 10 years,
I know lorelai's number.

Well, where is she?

I don't know, but she was in
Charge of everything

Except the pancakes, and without
Her, all we have are pancakes.

They're expecting games
And stuff.

Oh, here's a fun game.

Poke out all the dolls' eyes,
Mix them up,

And try to match them
To the right dolls.

It's still voice mail.
Well, leave a message.

I've left a million messages.
I'm going to her house.

Don't leave me here!

Stall. Stall.

My dolly fell.
Kiss the boo-boo.

[ sighs ]

What part of the dolly
Is the "Boo-boo"?

Come on, come on.
Let me think.

What you gonna do, my friend?

Please.
Don't rush a man's strategy.

I'm in.
350.

Call.

I'm gonna raise.
Ass.

Our gentlemen's courtesy
Still prevails, rob.

Fine.
Mr. Ass.

Ass esquire.

[ laughter ]
He's cracked.

We've cracked robert!

Morning, there, ace.
How'd you sleep?

For the record,
You don't snore.

We'd happy to sign an affidavit
To that effect

For any prospective husband.

[ cellphone rings ]

Mom?

It's me, rory.
It's sookie.

Sookie?
You're at the house?

Look, uh, something happened
With your mom and luke,

And your mom's in bad shape.

I mean, she's down.

I'm here now,
But I think you ought to come.

She needs you.

Oh, my god.
Is she hurt?

No, not physically.
Just come, okay?

I'm coming.

I'm out.

You okay?
I have to go.

What happened?

I just have to go.

To your dorm?
Stars hollow.

Oh, no!
I don't have my car.

Didn't you walk here?

I took it in
For its six-month service.

It's at the dealer.

You take your car to the dealer?
They so rip you off there!

It doesn't matter where it is.
I don't have it.

Which means I have to take a bus
Or a train or something.

That'll take hours.

I know.
I have to go.

Take my car.

I don't want to drive
Your car.

It's a car with a driver.
I've got an account.

No.
Take it.

I'll give frank a call and tell
Him to meet you out front.

He'll take good care of you.

Okay.
Thanks.

Go.

[ door closes ]

Where is she?
Upstairs.

Okay, I've got it from here,
Sookie.

I love you.

Mom?
What happened?

Luke.
[ sobs ]

What about luke?

He's gone.
He hates me.

I blew it.
I blew everything.

I don't understand.
What happened?

I should have told him about
Christopher.

That was innocent.

But I should have told him.
I hid it.

I shouldn't have hid it.

Try to sit up.

She got to him.

Who did?
Mom.

She pushed him to ruin
Everything.

And now they're putting up
Ribbons.

Ribbons?
Who?

Taylor, the town. They hate me.
They all hate me.

I wrecked everything.

Mom, this isn't good.
Come on. Try to sit up.

He said he needed time to think,
And I pushed him.

He'll come around.

I pushed him,
And now he's gone.

He waited forever for you.
He's not just gonna walk away.

It's over.

Mom, this isn't you,
Lying in bed like this.

You should be up.

You should go to school.
Go back to school.

I'm here.
I'm staying.

I really screwed up this time.

Shh.

He could've been the one.

Shh.

Try to sleep.

Rory?

Luke?

What you watching?

Something stupid.

This isn't stupid.

Lorelai, this thing we're doing
Here -- me, you...

I just want you to know
I'm in.

I am all in.

Say something.

Say something!

We slept.

I guess.

Feeling better?
Sure.

No, you're not.

You should get back to yale.

Unh-unh.

Rory, you can't
Just stay here.

Sorry.
I'm here for the duration.

No.
You need supplies.

I'm fine.

There's no sign that you've
Eaten or had anything to drink.

Well, I'm not hungry
Or thirsty.

If you're staying up here,
You need supplies --

Sustenance, entertainment.
Nope.

So, you're a little thirsty,
Aren't you?

A little.

What can I get you?
Water? Bourbon?

Water is good.
What do you got foodwise?

Not much.
What's not much?

Like, nothing.
Some moldy bread.

I've been eating out, mostly.

Okay.
I'm going on a run.

I'm not hungry.

I'll get you some dvds, too.
Do you want magazines?

No.
I'll get you some magazines.

You sure
You don't want bourbon?

Honey, you have stuff to do.

This is my stuff.
I'll be back in a flash.

The ribbons.
What?

Oh, the ribbons.
They're all over town.

I'll just ignore them.
Stupid taylor.

People are gonna be all over you
With questions.

Then they'll feel the wrath
Of the green destiny.

You'll get bombarded.

Maybe I'll call in
Some reinforcements.

I got my cell on.
Okay.

Don't go rollerblading
Or bowling while I'm gone.

I won't.

Did you get everything?

Everything on the list.

Plus I threw in a few things
Of my own.

Some toll house cookie dough --

Cooked or uncooked,
The ultimate comfort food.

Nice.
Chocolate-covered matzo.

Nice and ethnic.
And a new toothbrush.

Why a new toothbrush?

Dentists say to change your
Toothbrush every three months.

I'm assuming your mother's
Not doing that.

I'm not sure how that's going to
Help her depression,

But you are a good friend.

You like
Ham and cheese, frank?

Ah, thank you, miss.

We can head home now.
Very good.

Was taylor in there?

Afraid so.
And he was holding court.

What?

He was talking with a bunch
Of people about the breakup --

Big debate going on.
What debate?

About whether elm street
Had gone more pink than blue

And whether lorelai should've
Married that max guy.

And he was passing out ribbons
Like there was no tomorrow.

Was he?

Hold on, frank.

Luke I've known longer
Because of the diner.

Lorelai is much later, but --

Where are they, taylor?
What?

Don't play dumb.
The ribbons.

Take piano lessons
Or something!

She was so sweet
When she was little.

Got 'em.

My compliments to your moxie.

Oh, I've got moxie coming out of
My ears today.

[ horn honks ]

Are they honking at us?

They better not be.
Frank, are they honking at us?

I believe so.

Oh, I'm in no mood for this!

We are depressed.

We'll move when we move,
So stop --

Um, sorry.

I'm not usually in a limo.

Heads up.
Man coming in.

[ gasps ]
The tv!

If you won't come downstairs,

I'm bringing downstairs
Up to you.

On the table, frank.

Very good.

Evening, ma'am.
Evening.

That's frank, my driver.

So, I put all the things
You will definitely need

Within easiest reach --
Water, basic foodstuffs.

Then the things that you have to
Reach for or stand up for

Recede in order
Of frequency of use.

It's not a science,
But I did the best I could.

Well, I'm loving
This cereal combo.

Five different kinds, three
Sweetened,

With a mix of nonfat milk
And half-and-half.

It's a paris recipe.
Thank her for me.

All done here.
Anything else I can get for you?

I don't think so.
Thanks, frank.

Yeah, thanks, frank.

Wait.
Who's frank?

Oh.
Well, I had to get out here.

And my car is at the dealer
For its six-month service.

My friend had a car
And a driver standing by,

So they let me borrow it
And frank.

And, well,
That explains frank.

You take your car
To the dealer?

Yeah.
They're such a rip-off.

It says in the book
To take it to the dealer.

If it said to drive off a cliff,
Would you drive off a cliff?
Yes, I would.

And "They" is a "He"?

Who?

The "They" with a limo.

Yes, he's a "He."

Thank logan for me.
Okay.

Look, you and frank should go.

No.
Yale's gonna get mad.

Yale's not gonna get mad.

Rory, I'm glad you came,
But look how fine I am.

I'm surrounded by everything
I could possibly need.

I even have raw cookie dough,
For god's sake.

That was lane's idea.

A whole village has seen to
My needs.

Go.
It's time.

I'm sitting up
And everything.

Then you're feeling better --
I mean, for real this time?

I'm not 100%,
But I'm getting there. I swear.

The downstairs is
All set, too.

I cleaned up, vacuumed a little,
Spot-dusted,

Oh, and I've checked in
With sookie.
Oh, good.

The party for the little girls
And their dolls --

Michel apparently came through,
And it was a big hit.

He sang a medley
From "Annie."

Pulled out the big guns. Good.
Now go!

Okay, but I am going to call
A lot.

I'm good with that.
I only have one class tomorrow,

So I could stop by again
In the afternoon.

There will be no need.

You can call me, too,
You know.

I know, mom.

Okay. Bye.

Bye, honey.

And I'm gonna have frank honk
Before we leave.

Why?
I don't know.
It just sounds fun.

Okay.

Man: ...And the oilers needed
Overtime to beat the rangers.

[ door closes ]

[ horn honks ]

Hey, luke, it's me.

I know I'm not supposed to be
Calling,

But I am not doing
Really great right now.

And...I was just wondering,

Do you remember,
In "The way we were,"

How katie and hubbell broke up

Because his friends were joking
And laughing,

And the president had just died,

And she yelled at them,
And he was mad?

And he was going out to
Hollywood, and --

I mean, which she hated --
And...And...

He broke up with her,
And she was really upset.

And she called him

And asked him if he would come
Over and sit with her

Because he was her best friend
And she needed her...

Best friend.

And he did.

And...

And they talked all night,

And they went out to hollywood,
Which was a disaster,

But it was good at first
With the boat and...

And the putting the books away.

I've seen this movie a lot,

So if you don't remember the
Putting-the-books-away scene,

Don't feel stupid or anything.

I was just sitting here thinking
About it because I, um...

I'm in my house
And I was just, uh...

Could you please come over?

I -- please -- really need to
See you and talk to you and...

Please come over.

Please.

Come --

Oh, my god.

[ knock on door ]

Hey, ace.
How you doing?

Fine.
Come on in.

Um, logan, wait.

No, I can't stay.
I'm just returning frank.

Returning frank?

And the limo.
Thanks very much.

Everything okay back home?

Okay enough.
It was good that I went.

Thank you very much
For your help.

You're very formal tonight.
What?

Just your tone -- it's formal.

Well, that's how it is.

I fed frank a nice sandwich,
So he's all good to go.

You ended up being
Extremely lucky for me, ace.

Is that so?
I took robert
For everything he had

Plus everything I owed him
From last time.

You should come
To all these things.

Yeah, kiddo, maybe I should.

What?

Did it ever occur to you

When I called to ask
If you wanted to hang out

That I meant it should
Just be the two of us?

I wasn't sure. The whole thing
Was a little vague.

It wasn't vague.
"Hang out" is a little vague.

It's not a specific
Boy-girl thing.

I can tell you that I wasn't
Expecting to be fanny brice

To your nicky arnstein.

But I already had
This game going.

So my choice was to say "No"
And not see you at all

Or say "Yes" and do it
The way we did it.

Well, I wasn't expecting
A group.

So I should've said "No,"
Meaning I wouldn't see you?

I wanted to see you.

Well, that's nice.
I wanted to see you, too.

I just thought it would be
A little more intimate.

Intimate?
You know what I mean.

The only time we can see each
Other is to have sex?

That's not what I'm saying.
That's what I'm taking
From this.

Don't take that.
That's not what I'm saying.

So we can see each other under
All kinds of conditions --

Alone, in a group.

Yeah.
Good.

Last night happened to be
A group thing.

Right.
So I don't see the problem.

Yeah.

No, I-I guess there really
Wasn't a problem.

I'm glad we cleared that up.
Yeah, me too.

I'm going out of town
For a few days.

I was gonna give you a call
To set something up,

But you called me first.

Right.

I'm back next saturday.
It's the first night I'm back.

Want to...I don't know.

What are kids saying these days?
Hang out?

I'm never listening to the
Branford cereal girls again.

What?

Nothing.
I'm free.

No group this time.

No group this time.

Good.
So next saturday.

Thanks for feeding frank.

You're welcome.

I promise not to call you
"Kiddo" again.

I kind of picked up on
That sarcasm.

There are so many other things
You could call me.

That's an opening.

Bye.

Bye-bye, ace.

[ door opens, closes ]

Luke.
Are you okay?

Yeah.
You sure?

I got here.
There was no answer.

You got my message.

Yeah, I was home and I couldn't
Reach the phone,

So I ran over here.

I knocked.
There was no answer.

So I tried the loose window,
But I fixed that last week.

Then I realized I fixed all the
Ways to get into your house,

And I broke the back door lock
And ran inside.

Oh, my god.

It's okay.
I can fix it.

I'm so sorry, luke.

I will never do this to you
Ever again.

I am absolutely humiliated.

I was hurting, and I knew
If I called you, you'd come.

I never should have done that.

It's okay.
No, it's not okay.

It's not okay.
I am not that girl.

I'm not the one who cries
And falls apart

And calls her ex-boyfriend...
To come and save her.

Thank you so much for coming
And for breaking my door.

You're an amazing guy
For doing that.

What's that?

It's the tape
From your answering machine.

From my an--
It's the last crazy thing

You will ever have to endure
From me, I promise.

I just want you to know
I heard you

When you said that you're out.

I'm gonna respect that
From now on.

Okay.

You should go.

It's cold.

I'll be fine.