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Hey, you're up.

Hey, you're cooking.

Yep, making the works.

Even threw in a couple
Blintzes to confuse you.

Wow. Where did
All this come from?

The food, the pans,
The bowls, the spatula.

Food's from doose's,
Pans and bowls, you had,

And the spatula's mine.

You travel
With a spatula?
Sometimes.

You've found yourself in
Scraping and flipping situations

Without the trusty
Spatula before?

Your coffee should be ready
In a minute.

Smells good.

Hey, luke?

Yep?

You cooking this
Is so sweet.

But?

I just figured, you know,
We'd go to luke's for breakfast.

I like luke's breakfast.

I am luke. This is the same
Stuff I make at the diner.

I know.
So what's the difference?

The difference is, while you are
Luke, we're not at luke's.

I have my things,
You know?

And one of my things
Is going to luke's.

And just because I now
Have "Dating luke"

Doesn't mean I want to lose
My "Cooking luke."

But I am cooking,
And I am luke.

Look, it's like tommy lee having
A starbucks at his house.

On the surface,
It sounds great.

But half the reason
You go to a starbucks

Is to go to a starbucks,
To go out and see the people.

Tommy lee has a starbucks
In his house?

"Cribs," baby. Watch it.

A whole starbucks
With workers and everything?

The point is that, while
Some things have changed --

And that's great --

I don't want everything
To change completely.

[ telephone ringing ]
Okay. I'll see you
At luke's.

Ah, I'll see you
At luke's!

Hello?

"Cultural disenfranchisement
With women's role models" --

Do you have it?

Oh, god, I hope not.

It's the book for the class
I'm officially late to.

What are you looking for?

A big, boring book.

Who is that?
It's luke?

Who's that?
It's rory.

It's pretty early in the morning
For luke to be there.

Unless, perhaps,
He woke up there.

Well, he did.

Are you talking about me?

Man, that's weird.
What's weird?

Who's weird?
I'm weird?

The thought of luke running
Around naked in my kitchen.

Luke is not running around naked
In your kitchen.

He is sitting at the table,
And, yes, he is naked.

Don't do that.
Don't tell her I'm naked.

I'm not naked.
He sounds naked.

Well,
The chairs are cold.

He actually tried
To make me breakfast.

Really?
Yeah, naked.

Okay, that's it,
I'm gone.

Oh, no, no, no.
Sorry, don't, no.

Rory, luke is fully dressed.
He never came in the house.

He just stood outside
All night

Playing "In your eyes"
On a boom box.

If you find the book,
Bring it to friday-night dinner.

Go back to your dirtiness.

* if you're out
On the road *

* feelin' lonely
And so cold *

* all you have to do
Is call my name *

* and I'll be there
On the next train *

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* anywhere that you tell me to

* if you need
* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow

* oh, oh, oh

* where you lead,
I will follow *

* any, anywhere
That you tell me to *

* if you need
* if you need

* you need me to be with you

* I will follow where you lead

I photographed it
Before you moved it,

So if there's any damage, you'll
Be hearing from my lawyer.

Hi. Introduce me
To your friend.

This is a blou printing press,
18th century.

And it's here because?
It's asher's.

He left it to me.
It's beautiful, don't you think?

Yeah. Think it goes great with
The entire width of the room.

I know it's a little
Cumbersome,

But we don't have to
Leave it right here.

We could move it about
Six inches in any direction.

We can't just
Leave it here.
I have nowhere else
To put it.

Think of the benefits
Of having it here.

No one else
Will have one,

Which means it's unique,
Which makes us unique.

Kids our age do crazy things
To make themselves unique --

Piercings, blue hair,
Kabbalah.

It will be a great
Conversation piece.

We'll be the talk
Of branford.
I believe we will.

We can print our own newsletter,
If you'd like.
The eccentric gazette.

It's from asher.
Just try it for a while.

If it gets in the way,
We'll get rid of it.

Paris,
It's on my book bag.

I'm late for class,

And you put a printing
Press on my book bag?

Well, sorry. It's from
My dead boyfriend, okay?

I apologize if my grief
Is inconveniencing you.

Maybe I'll just put myself
On an iceberg

And float myself out to sea

So that no one will have
To deal with my suffering.

Well, just get that thing
Off my bag before you go.

This is outrageous,
And he will call me back.

And it had better be
In a timely manner,

Or I will come down there
And introduce myself,

And, oh,
The fun we'll have.

Tst!

I hate this chair!

Justin and cameron
Having trouble again?

I just got off the phone with
The very promising young man

Working
As taylor's assistant

To try and talk to the man
About this.

No, no.
He rejected it again?

I believe that is what
The bright red letters say.

We only need two lousy parking
Spaces. What is his problem?

Oh, the list is long.

This is the third time

That bus-and-truck-tour
Mussolini

Has rejected our permit.

And I was there
For every show.

What is rejection code "M"?

"Applicant's name
Does not match name

Listed on articles
Of incorporation."

Ohh! Is he serious?!

You did not put your middle name
On this application.

However, you did put
Your middle name

On the articles
Of incorporation.

So the names don't match, and
Taylor has no idea who you are.

I'm the person whose foot

Is going to prevent him
From sitting down.

You always promise to hurt him,
But then you don't.

You're a taylor tease.

I'm getting coffee.

Ah, perfect timing!

Oh, sookie,
I really need some coffee.
First this.

But it's right over
There, and --

Okay, what am I
Looking at?
Jackson's tomatoes.

Here we go.

Mmm.
Where are you going?

I was just gonna
Get a little --

Eat this.

Isn't that the greatest tomato
You've ever eaten?

It's good.
Good?

It's great.
Great?

All I wanted was
A cup of coffee.

Oh, thank you.

Sorry, jackson.
This is one rocking tomato.

This is the first batch

Grown in my brand-new
Hydroponic greenhouse.

Jason designed it himself.
Built most of it
Myself, too.

You know what this means.

The best tomatoes on
The east coast, and in october.

Huh? October!

It sure ain't november.

This means
Year-round vegetables.

I am never gonna be a slave
To mother nature again.

If I wanna make it...
Then I'm gonna grow it.

Aw, you two really found
Each other, didn't you?

Do you want another
Piece of tomato?

Do I?
[ chuckling ]

[ chuckles ]

Boys, leave us, please.

[ giggles ]

[ knock on door ]

Ben franklin
Was out of his mind.

Hey.
Hey.

So, come on in.
Dean, you remember paris.

Yes, I do.
Uh, how you doing, paris?

I'm fine.

What's that?

Uh, that's a printing press.
Haven't you heard?

Tats are out,
Movable type is in.

I've heard that.

So, my room's in there.

Nice to see you again,
Paris.

Right back at you.

You're back with farmer boy?
What gives?

Paris --
I thought he was married.

He was -- now he's not.

Well, well -- hoss returns.
Who would've thunk?

I'm going in my room now.

Just hold on.
We have to figure this out.

You're going to be bringing boys
Home now. We need a system.

I'm not bringing "Boys" home.
I'm bringing "Boy" home.

I assume
You're having sex.
Paris!

Well, luckily, I just bought
Some noise-reducing headphones.

If I put
The headphones on,

Then stuff towels under the
Door, that should do the trick.

If you've got extra towels
To stuff,

I got a location suggestion.

How loud are you?
Paris, stop.

I just need the information
To formulate a good plan.

You look all small
And squeaky,

But sometimes,
It's the bunny-looking girls

Who can blow the roof
Off the barn.

Just give me
A three-minute warning.

I'm walking away now.

That way, I have time
To put everything in place.

Is he gonna be
Coming over a lot?

He's at his peak now,
And it's probably

One of the only things
He's good at.

Three-minute warning!

Right.

Bread.
That's $1.10,
So we're at $17.33.

And jam.

Generic.
Yes, mom.

$1.40,
So we're at $18.73.

Yo, john nash,
Enough with the numbers.

I'm just keeping track
So we don't go over.

It's too much pressure.
I can't think.

If we use coupons,
It would stretch our money.

The only thing more
Un-rock 'n' roll than coupons

Is that shirt
You're wearing.

I've asked you about this shirt.
You never said anything.

Get enough brewskis there,
Buddy?

I'm using my own money
For this.

I'm not sure why you need
All that beer.

We've got gigs coming up, and
I've learned through experience

That if you say to people,

"Wanna come back for some
Beers?" and you don't have beer,

They get pissed and leave.

Meaning "Girls."
I would prefer it be girls.

Well, stock up, then, hef.
Get some extra for jimmy caan.

Hey, guys.
How you doing?

Hope you're not here for beer.
I think we're buying it all up.

I'm just here for diapers.

Any of your girlfriends
Need diapers?

What is your problem?
Problem? No problem.

Milk.

Lane,
That was a real brand.

That makes $27, $28, $29, $30,
And $10 makes $40.

And here -- take a balloon
For the little miss.

Election's on tuesday.

Morning, maggie.
How's the family?

A pain in my rear.
Don't say I said that.

Morning, jackson.
Hi, taylor.

Hey, are these
The best you got?

Unfortunately, october's
A terrible time for tomatoes.

I guess I could always go
With canned. I hate canned.

If you're needing more,
I got a nice crop of tomatoes.

We could
Work something out.

Well, that's nice of you
To offer.

You're growing them in that
Big new greenhouse, right?

Built it with
My own two hands.

That's very industrious.

Too bad about what's happening
With all that.

What?

Nice cukes, though.
Beautiful cukes.

I love cukes in a tricolore
Salad -- adds a nice crunch.

Uh, too bad
About all what, taylor?

Oh, you know --
The greenhouse.

The greenhouse?
What about the greenhouse?

Wait -- aren't the cukes
Three for $1?

They're two for $1.
It said three.

Barry, I need a price check
On cucumbers.

Taylor?
Jackson, please.

This is not
The proper forum

To discuss the problem
With your greenhouse.

What problem?!

Barry, if you hear me,
Yell "10-4."

I'll check the price
On the stupid cucumbers!

Just tell me what's up
With the greenhouse!

Jackson, this is my place
Of business.

The unpleasantness
With your structure

Will all be settled
At the next town meeting.

I'm not hearing
A "10-4," barry.

I can't go to the town meeting.
I'm watching the baby.

Oh, I'd get a babysitter
If I was you.

Barry: 10-4.

You were out smoking again,
Weren't you, barry?
No.

Don't lie.
I'll smell your breath.

10-4.

I don't like the tone
Of that "10-4."

Lane: I usually
Like grocery shopping.

This stripped it
Of all enjoyment.

I thought you hated
Grocery shopping with the guys.

You always bicker.

But that's fun bickering.

That's bickering
We'll look back on in 20 years,

Slap each other on the backs
And say, "What ho, good times."

So you'll be dickens characters
In 20 years?

I know -- I have no right
To be bothered

By zach luring women back to
The apartment with cheap beer,

Because I haven't told him
I like him.

If I had told him I like him
And he was doing that,

He'd be a creep
Of the first order.

As it is, he's just exhibiting
Basic guy behavior --

Grunt, grunt,
Caveman stuff,

Which, to be honest, is a bit
Of the appeal of zach.

So why don't you tell him?
There's a danger here.

The roommate thing.
The band thing.

Need I mention
The rock 'n' roll casualties

From intraband dating?

They're numerous.

Not that there's not
Success stories.

You've got your cramps,
Yula tangos, kim and thurstons.

Sonny and cher,
The early years.

Plus, you've got bands
That have survived breakups --

No doubt.
Wish they hadn't.

X, supertramp,
The white stripes.

But in the negative,
You have --

Sonny and cher,
The later years.

Jefferson airplane,
Fleetwood mac.

I know of two
Country music stars

Whose backup singers
Shot them in the groin.

Whoa.
That's wicked hate.

My batteries are dead.
Your batteries?

For my headphones.
When's dean getting here?

We're just gonna watch a movie,
And you're welcome to join us.

Please. You're 19.

Unless it's "Shoah,"
You two are getting carnal.

Sorry. You were saying?

You've got the data.
Now I need insight.

You should just tell him.

Find the right moment,
And see what he says.

Don't mention
That intraband dating stuff.

Just follow your heart.

Ho, the girls in heart really
Screwed things up big-time.

[ call waiting beeps ]
Hang on.

Hello?

Hey, it's me.

You about on your way?

Unfortunately, no.
I have no way to get there.

Oh, what happened
To your car?

Uh, nothing.
It's just, um...

Lindsay needed it.

Oh, right.
I don't know what for.

She just needed it
For some reason,

And we're still kind of
Sharing it.

I'll look to see
If there's a bus or something.

That could take hours.
Yeah.

You want to come here?

To stars hollow? How?

Drive.
You got your car.

Oh, yeah, I do.
Yeah, no, of course.

Um, I have a car,
And I'll drive to you.

Good. I mean,
If you want to.
Definitely.

Yeah, and now paris doesn't
Have to go get batteries.

I'll see you
In about an hour?

My place?
See you there.

Bye.

Sorry.

Listen, I'm gonna play you
Two rilo kiley songs --

One pre-jenny/blake breakup,
One post.

Tell me if you hear
A quality difference.

* I used to think...

The ferocity of attack
Is not affected

By whether they're in the larval
Or nymphal life stage

Or whether they're of the one-,
Two-, or three-host variety.

Oh, I hate this, taylor.
Every year.

Yeah, we get it --
Ticks are bad.

Maybe people
Who are new to our town --

Thus, new to
The town meeting --

Don't know the hazards
Of the common tick.

Ticks are bad!
Moving on!

Don't hate the tick messenger.
Hate the tick.

Now, to continue.

He's ruined the word "Nymphal"
For me forever.

4 bucks an hour to a babysitter
For a tick lecture?

Don't worry, honey.
He'll get to us.
Waste of time.

That's when a tick
Clamps onto his host,

Plunges his hypostome
Into the skin,

And feasts on
His next blood meal.

[ groaning ]

You take too much delight
In this, taylor.

Go on, taylor.
He's sucking out the blood...

They feed for extensive periods,
And at large volumes,

Up to 500 times
Their body weight.

This would be the equivalent
Of a 150-pound man

Drinking 9,000 gallons
Of human blood.

Taylor, please!
We get it!

Let's just vote on whatever
It is you want us to vote on.

Before I hurl.
Yeah!

Fine.

The question before us is,

Shall the town incur the expense
Of posting signs

Urging residents to tuck
Their pants into their socks

During tick season?

In favor?

Opposed?

The measure is defeated

By an irresponsible,
Devil-may-care majority.

Now we move on
To the next item --

The matter of the town
Stars hollow

Vs. Land parcel 11423-a.

Is the parcel holder present?

If that's me, I'm here.

The parcel holder
Is present.

Now, said parcel is cited

As being in violation
Of section 423,

Subsection 4c,
Subsection 32-b,

Formerly known as
Section 424, subsection --

Enough!

Yeah, this is more painful
Than ticks!

The parcel holder requests
The reading be waived?

Just tell me what the hell
Is wrong with my greenhouse.

It's built too close to the edge
Of your property.

It's miles away from the edge
Of my property.

It's 9 1/2 feet from the edge
Of your property.

According to town codes,
No new structure

Can come within 10 feet
Of the edge of your property.

Oh, that's a technicality.

No, that's the law.

And as town selectman,

It's up to me to see
That you abide by it.

Unbelievable!

There's a simple solution,
If you want to hear it.

I do, yes.

Just move it over
Six inches.

Oh, well, you should have
Just said that before.

Perhaps I should have.

Just move the greenhouse
Over six inches?

Good thing I built it on wheels
So I could just scooch it over.

Oh, it's on wheels?
No, it's not on wheels!

Because wheels would
Have been handy.

I would have to tear it down
To move it over six inches!

Too bad you didn't check
With me before you built it.

Could have saved you
Some heartache.

Up -- ah -- ah --

Okay, that's not
English, hon.

Come on, taylor.
This is ridiculous.

This issue is not open
For debate.

This is a nice man who is
Growing some very nice tomatoes,

And you just need
To oil your knees

And go see the wizard
And get a heart and drop this!

What is this, lorelai --

Lingering resentment
Over the parking space issue?

You rejected it because
I left out my middle name.

How many other lorelai gilmores
Do you know?

Well,
There's your daughter.

Okay.
So you know two.

Bet you can't name a third,
Unless you knew my grandma.

I think it's about time
To adjourn this meeting.

Oh, we're not done
With this, taylor!

I think we are.

Don't bang that gavel!

Your issue is not with me.

I am merely the humble vessel
For the municipal code.

Maybe it's time
For a different vessel.

Where's he going?
Not sure.

A different vessel?

That's right.
A different vessel.

I'm running.
For what?

For whatever it is you are.
What are you again?

Town selectman.

I'm running
For town selectman.

Nobody ever runs
Against taylor.

He's our papa doc.

Hon, shouldn't we
Maybe talk about this?

Well, I accept
The challenge.

And I look forward
To a lively race.

Competition is the whetstone

That sharpens the blade
Of democracy.

Meeting adjourned.

Whatever you need, friend,
I'm with you.

I need your vote.
You got it.

Jackson belleville,
Running for selectman.

I need your vote.

Jackson belleville --
That's with four l's.

I know. We went to
High school together.

I still need your vote!

We're gonna need buttons
And balloons and a slogan.

How about something like --
I don't know --

"Taylor sucks
Like a tick"?

Don't worry. First blurb.
We'll work it out.

[ doorbell rings ]

Hey.

Wow.
You made good time.

No traffic.

Come on in.

Your mom got a new plant.

Yeah.

Rory!
Oh, hi, clara.

I'm so glad
You're back.

I never liked lindsay.
Clara!

I wouldn't say that
To lindsay.

Go.

Dean! Was someone
At the door?

Rory!

Oh, hi, may.
How you doing?

Oh, fine. Can't complain.

Good.

Dean's father's in the basement.
He says hello.

Oh, hello back.

I like the...Ficus.

Thank you.
We're done with dinner.

But if you're hungry, I could
Scrounge up something to zap.

I'm fine, thank you.

We're gonna go upstairs.

All right.

Bye.
Bye.

It's your old room.

In all its glory.

Taking up dressmaking?

Yeah, I am.

Vroom.

I thought they'd gotten rid
Of all that stuff by now.

[ rock music blasts ]

* all this time
You were pretending *

* so much for my happy ending

Clara: what?!

It's too loud.
No, it isn't.

Turn it down or I'm gonna
Come over and do it myself.

[ volume decreases ]

You should really
Get her some ramones.

Hey, um...
I'm sorry about my mom.

This whole thing's been kind of
A surprise to my parents.

Dad's hardly left
The basement.

That's okay. It's gonna
Take time for everybody.

[ volume increases ]

Clara: what?!
Turn it back down!

[ volume decreases ]

[ chuckles ]

The college student
And the divorcée.

We'd make a good
Adult film.

[ knock on door ]

May: dean?
What, mom?

Just wondering how late
Rory's gonna be here.

I don't know exactly.

Because I want to set the alarm
Before dad and I go to bed.

If the front door opens,
It'll set it off.

Uh, I'll turn it on
When she leaves, mom.

It's just that

That will make the alarm panel
In the bedroom chirp.

That wakes us.

Well, clara's stereo is gonna
Keep you awake anyways, mom.

Clara:
I turned it down.

May: just as long as rory
Doesn't stay too late,

Okay, dean?

Okay, mom.

Okay.

[ scoffs ]

We could go to a movie.

I'd love that,
But it's, like, 8:30 already.

I have classes.

Right.

And you're not hungry?

Not really.

Want to watch tv?

Sure.

[ indistinct voices on tv ]

[ sighs ]

It takes a few minutes
To warm up.

Oh, no problem.

So good to meet you.
And see you at the polls!

Hey, aren't you two handy
With a knife and fork.

[ squealing ]

Yeah!

There you go.

Hi. Good morning.
Go, jackson.

Well, when it comes
To noise pollution,

Jackson belleville hears you
Loud and clear.

That's right.

Thank you so much for your time,
And we'll see you at the polls.

Okay, I think I can make it
Through the g's

Before my phone gives out.

I got mine right here.

Ladies, I offer myself
Up to you and your cause.

What's this?

I took it upon myself
To poll the town,

And I think you're gonna be
Pretty happy with the results.

Jackson is solidly
In the lead.

Already? We just
Started bugging people.

Well, I modeled my poll
After the gallup poll.

The gallup poll uses a sample
Of 1,005 voters

To represent the 280 million
People of the united states.

Using that logic,
The correct sampling size

Of the town of stars hollow
Would be 0.002.

Rounding that up means
One person needs to be polled,

So I picked me.

You polled yourself?

I was right there. Seemed
Like a perfect opportunity.

First of all, thank you for
Dressing up to talk to yourself.

Secondly, I think you're gonna
Need to poll more people

To get a better sense
Of where we really are.

Oh. Okay,
I'll see what I can do.

Thanks, kirk.

You did notice
That the back of his pants

Are shorter than the front?

How does that happen?
That's kirk.

It certainly is.

Hey, excuse me,
But my customers

Aren't getting in the way
Of your thing here, are they?

Uh, no, they're fine.

'cause I can kick them out
Or close down for you.

That's sweet,
But we're good.

So you'll tell me
If my business is in your way?

You'll be the first
To know.

Ooh, lane. Great.

Do you think your band
Could play at jackson's rally?

It's not a lot of cash,
But it's primetime placement.

Absolutely.
Great.

Jackson picked a song,
So I'll get that to you.

Cool. Thanks.

Okay, maybe you were missing
My subtle sarcasm there

When I mentioned my customers
Being in your way?

I didn't miss it
At all.

Get your war room outta here.

Hey, this is for a good cause.
Taylor bugs you, too.

Yes, he bugs me.

We're trying to get rid
Of your little annoyance.

By becoming my new
Little annoyance?

Oh, hey,
The night of the rally,

We're gonna need a sort of
Backstage gathering area.

You cannot gather here.

But it's right across --
You cannot gather here.

See, the stage
Is right over --
You cannot gather here.

Do you like my hair
Like this?
Yes,
And you cannot gather here.

Wow. Sleeping with you
Is getting me nothing.

Just gather your crap up,
Get it out. I need the tables.

Quick, give me the baby.

Ooh.

Oh ho ho.

Is he gonna sell it?

Oh.

That's it, davey.

Work it, work it.

Do the clapping,
Do the clapping.

Hmm. Very
"Manchurian candidate" of you.

Free ice cream.

Come and get
Your free ice cream,

Compliments of taylor doose

Of taylor's old-fashioned
Soda shop and candy store.

No need to rush, folks.

There's plenty of free,
Fresh, handmade ice cream

For every single registered
Voter in stars hollow.

How dirty.

All he needed were some
Lying swift boat captains

To complete the ambush.

Now we're gonna lose.

No, no, now --
He may have the edge,

But we've got the heart.

Who the hell
Cares about heart?

We do, and people will.

We just have to stay focused
And do this one vote at a time.

Who are you calling?
Ben affleck?

Oh, hello,
My favorite daughter.
What do you need?

I need you
To come home.
Now?

No, tuesday.
What's on tuesday?

Well, it's the town
Selectman elections,

And we're desperate.

Lane's band is playing,
And I'll give you a button.

I'll be there.
Really?

You know I'm a sucker
For a good button.

Thanks, kid.
Tell jackson
I'm rooting for him.

I will.
Um, so, how's school?

So far, so good.
And how's paris?

Asher left her a 300-pound
Antique printing press,

Which she put
In the common room.

So, same?
Exactly.

Great. Okay.

And, um...How's dean?

He's fine.

Okay, well, good.

Mom, I have to study.
I'll see you tuesday, okay?

Okay, see you tuesday.

Okay, so rory's
Coming back to vote.

So counting her, you, me,
Jackson, and kirk, that's five.

Why did you say "How's dean?"
Like that?
Like what?

[ affected voice ]
"How's dean?"

I did say it like that,
Didn't I?
Yep.

I think I'm trying so hard

To make rory think I'm totally
Cool with the situation

That I end up sounding totally
Freaked out by the situation.

You're totally cool
With the situation?

Well, I'm totally on my way

To being totally cool
With the situation.

Here. Take him.
He's politically useless to me.

Ooh.

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* la la

* la la

Ow!
Sorry.

Oh, that's okay.
You sure?

Yeah. I'm good.
Just, um...

Wait.
What?

My hair.
Okay.

Is that --
Yeah, yeah.

That's good.

Damn it.

Let's just shift here.
What are you doing?

I'm just trying
To get your seat back.

Oh, I can do that.

Oh!
See, good, okay.

So I'll just get,
Like, up here,

And then now --

Ow. Wait. Ow.

Ow!

This isn't working great.

Sorry. [ chuckles ]

Yeah.

So...

What do you want to do?

I don't know.

We could try going
To your house or --

No, my parents are there.

Right.

We could go to luke's.

He's dating my mom now,
So I get seated right away.

I don't want
To go to luke's.

Okay, then, I'm out.
Your turn.

Maybe you should just
Take me home.

Oh, okay.

You know, lane's band is playing
At jackson's rally,

And I thought maybe I'd come
Back to town to see it.

Maybe we could go together.
No, I don't think so.

It would be fun.
At the least, it could be loud.

No, rory!

I don't want to go parading
Our relationship all over town.

I don't need to rub
Lindsay's nose in it

Any more than
I already have, okay?

I wasn't trying to rub
Lindsay's nose in anything.

I was just --

I'll take you home.

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La la-la la la *

Hello?

Lorelai: rory?
Yep.

Hey. Did I know
You were coming home?
Nope.

That's a nice face.

I don't feel like driving all
The way back to school tonight.

I have to deal with james joyce
First thing in the morning.

Is that okay?
The crashing or the dealing
With james joyce?

Crashing.
Absolutely. Crash away.

Need a helmet?
Just a pillow.

So, just curious,

What brings you to this neck
Of the woods this fine evening?

Dean had to give lindsay
The car tonight.

Ah.

So I came here
To see him.

Well, you're a good
Girlfriend.

Well, it just made sense.
I mean, I have a car.

And classes
First thing in the morning.

What?
Huh?

What'd you say?
I said,
"Who wants pop-tarts?"

Oh, my god. Come on.
How long is this taking you?

We do not harass the voters.
This is not florida.

I just voted for my husband.
Gimme that sticker.

When I married him,
I never thought

That someday
He'd go into politics.

Of course, his winning
The line-dance championship

Was also a bit of a shocker,
So what the hell do I know?

Gee, I wonder
Who I just voted for.

[ chuckling ]

Ah, this is
A wonderful night.

Thank you.

Sookie, I just want
To say good luck,

And may the best man win.

Yeah, you too, taylor.

Ha ha.

You know what -- this has been
Fun, even if we lose.

We're not gonna lose.

Even if we do,
I'm still glad we did it.

We're not going to lose.

You taking off?

I'm gonna see lane's band,
Then I'm gonna go.

And I'm gonna make stew
For jackson.

When he loses, he'll get stew.
He likes stew.

He's not gonna lose.

But if he does...

Then he'll get stew.

* believe it or not

* I'm walking on air

* I never thought I could
Feel so free-e-e *

* flyin' away
On a wing and a prayer *

* who could it be?

* believe it or not...

[ music stops ]

This is the day
The music died.

Seals & crofts
Rock harder than this.

My mom likes this song.

It's the song jackson picked.
We have to play it.

And then leave town
Immediately,

Because there's no way we can
Ever show our faces again.

We could wear masks.
They wouldn't know it was us.

They wreak havoc
With your hair.

My parents have a collection
Of wooden tiki masks.

We'd have to peel
The price tags off.

I'm not wearing smelly wood
On my face.

Then, you come up
With something.

I say we walk.
Otherwise we're selling out.

We're already backstage.
People will see us.

Not if we wear
Tiki masks.

It's worth it to keep
Our street cred.

Zach,
It's for a good cause.

And if, for one night,
We have to give up our cool

And not have girls
Jiggling up and down,

Wanting to come back to our
Place for a beer, then so be it.

Whoa, prohibition sally.

Part of the point of all this
Is appealing to chicks.

For you, not for us.

No, for me, too.
That's how I met my wife.

Well, then, not for me.

Well, you're a chick.
Right, so I should know.

I don't even know what
You're talking about anymore.

We can't cancel the gig.
Then what do we do?

We do what we do.
We make rock 'n' roll.

Hendrix rocked woodstock with
"The star-spangled banner."

That's true.
No one saw it coming.

It's a classic now.
He turned it into an anthem.

It's "The star-spangled banner."
It was already an anthem.

Thanks to hendrix.

I'm confused.
So am I.

Are we walking or what?
We're not walking.

Okay, I gotta get out of here.
I'm going upstairs.

I put out the coffee,

I locked the storeroom
And the fridge.

Do not let anyone break anything
Or steal anything.

And lock up
When you're done.

You really don't want to wait
For the results?

I'm just afraid
I'll get too emotional.

Good night.

Sookie:
You want some more coffee?

Bye, hon.

How you doing, honey?

Oh, I'm fine.
He's nervous.

I can tell.
His neck goes away.

I'm not nervous.
I'm fine.

Where are they?
Where are they?

Oh, there you are.
You won't believe it.

Big news.
Kirk, sit down.

Can't.
These aren't my pants.

I have the results
Of my latest poll.

I talked to every
Single person in town,

And unanimously,
They're all voting for jackson.

What?
Are you sure?

I talked to everyone
Except taylor --

But I assumed
He was voting for himself --

And they all told me
The same thing.

We're going to win?

I'm gonna be
The first town selectman lady.

I can't believe it.

Kirk, you're sure?
Every single person?

Every person except taylor --
And even that's not a lock,

'cause hatred for taylor
Runs very deep.

Ooh, the rally started.
Come on.

Ooh, I'm so excited!
I don't have to make stew!

[ chuckling ] Right.

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[ indistinct chatter ]

[ instruments tuning ]

Lane.

You're here!

Hey, I'm your groupie.
But don't get any ideas.

I'm saving experimentation
For my junior year.

If you need someone to
Stage-dive, give me a signal.

You got it.

Hello, stars hollow!

Hello!Hello!

Okay, so the man of the hour,
Jackson belleville --

[ cheers and applause ]
Oh. That's nice. Okay.

Well, he's getting ready to come
Out here and talk to you,

But before he does,

I wanted to take the opportunity
To say thanks --

Wow. Again, wow.

So thanks for all of the support
And the nice thoughts.

This is a great place to live,

And I wouldn't want to live
Anyplace else in the world!

And now let's get
This party started.

I've got a real treat
For you tonight.

Right here, live onstage,

Playing one of jackson's
Favorite songs of all time,

Put your hands together,

And let's build the roof
For hep alien!

One, two, three, four...

* look at what's
Happened to me *

* I can't believe it
Myself *

* suddenly I'm on top
Of the world *

* and it shoulda been
Somebody else! *

* believe it or not,
I'm walking on air *

* I never thought
I would feel so free *

* flyin' away
On a wing and a prayer *

* who could it be?

* believe it or not,
It's just me! *

* it's just like the light
Of a new day *

* it hit me
From out of the blue *

* breakin' me out
Of the spell I was in *

* makin' all my wishes
Come true *

* believe it or not,
I'm walking on air *

It's different live,
I guess.

I just saw taylor
In the soda shop.
Oh, yeah?

Yeah, I think he knows.
Knows what?

Knows that
He's gonna lose.
Really?

He was sitting there
All alone in the dark,

Downing
Spray whipped cream.

He looked devastated.
Yay!

I know -- "Yay."
But it's kind of sad, isn't it?

Why? He deserves it.

I know, but no votes? None?
That's humiliating.

That's "Swept away"
Kind of humiliating.

Yeah, you're right.
Too bad.

You're stilling "Yaying"
In your head, aren't you?

In 5.1 surround.

I'll be back in a minute.

* believe it or not!

* believe it or not!

* believe it or not!

[ playing
"Star-spangled banner" ]

* believe it or not!

* I'm walkin' on air!

Oh, andrew. Great, hi.

Looks like it's gonna be
A landslide for jackson.

Every single person I know
Is voting for him.

You must be really happy.
Oh, yes, I am.

Could you, um,
Vote for taylor?
What?

Jackson's still gonna win.
It's hard to explain.

It involves spray cream.
Just trust me. Great. Thanks.

Anna, hi!
Hi, lorelei.
Big night, huh?

Oh, yeah, real big.
Could you vote for taylor?

* on a wing and a prayer

* who could it be?
Believe it or not *

* it's just me!

Well, that was peppy.

All right,
Ladies and gentlemen,

What you've all been waiting
For -- the man of the hour,

The next town selectman
Of stars hollow,

Jackson belleville!

[ laughter ]

Well, jeez.
That was, uh...

Quite a welcome.

Uh, thank you all
For coming

And supporting me
In this...

Thing here.

As I stand on this stage,
Looking at you all,

I can't help but think...

I have a job.

I have a life.

I don't have time
To be selectman.

I have a business.
I have a kid.

And sookie and I are trying
To have another one.

And the doctor has us
On this schedule,

And it's not flexible.

And -- what was I thinking?

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't want to be selectman.

An honest man!

Finally!

We're behind you
All the way, jackson!

All: [ chanting ]
Jackson! Jackson! Jackson!

Jackson! Jackson! Jackson!

Jackson! Jackson! Jackson!

Jackson! Jackson! Jackson!

Jackson! Jackson!

Whoo! [ howls ]

Oh, man, I am flying.

I mean it, I am
Two, three feet in the air.

It was tight,
It was tight.

That's the right term to
Throw in at this point, right?

No one plays guitar
Like you, zach.
Totally.

It was more than just
The giff, sweetheart.

It was the material.

We found our sound.

Cheese works.
This is a turning point.

We have to go for it.
[ laughs ]

You are gonna be
So famous.

Will you remember us
When you're huge?

No.

[ laughter ]

You're awful.

I'm awful, too.

Okay, who needs refills?

I do.
Me too.

I'm good.

[ slurping ]

Grab us a couple beers,
Would you?

Okay.

What are you doing in here?
Come and join the party.

I like you, zach.

I like you as more
Than a bandmate

And more than a friend.

I have liked you
For some time now,

And I don't think this feeling
Is going to go away.

I just thought
You should know.

Here's your beer.

I gotta get some air.

I have ken burns' "Jazz"
On dvd,

If you're into
That kind of thing.

Hey.

Hey. I didn't know
You were coming.

I'm so sorry.
It's okay.

This whole situation's
Turning out to be

A lot harder
Than I thought.

Not you -- just lindsay
And moving back home

And my parents.

I'm not handling it
As well as I should be.

It's a lot, dean.
You're doing fine.

I didn't want to yell
At you like that.

I worked out the car thing.
That's not gonna be an issue.

And I had a little talk
With my mom,

So I think things
Are gonna be better now.

Okay.

I'm sorry.

It's good.
Don't worry about it.

Dean, can I ask you
Something?
Sure.

You won't get mad?
No, I promise.

If lindsay hadn't found
That letter...

Would you...

Um, were you going...

Would you still
Have left her?

Yeah.

[ chuckling ]
Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Okay.

Good. [ chuckles ]

Everybody, may I have
Your attention?

The results are in.

Jackson, come on out here.

Jackson: no.
Okay.

The votes for town selectman
Are as follows --

1,114
For jackson belleville.

10 for taylor doose.

Well, we have
A new town selectman!

Jackson, would you like
To say a few words

To your constituency?

No.

Taylor: I would.

[ crowd murmuring ]

Friends and townspeople...

Today in stars hollow,
Democracy has spoken.

The will of the people
Has prevailed,

And new leadership
Has been instated.

Your vote has counted.

Free elections
Are a wonderful thing,

A thing to be admired
And cherished.

Here in america,
We have something else

That is to be admired
And cherished.

It's called a recall election.

I look forward to this
Other aspect of democracy,

Which I believe will happen
Any day now,

When sanity and reason have
Been restored to stars hollow.

So, in closing, friends,
Believe me when I tell you,

You wi have taylor doose
To kick around again.

Thank you, and god bless.

[ "Happy days are here again"
Plays ]

Jackson, now that we're done
With the sidewalk issue,

I would like to talk to you
About the permit

For expanding my dance studio
To include a tae-bo room.

I have the pictures
Of the hedges right here.

They're at least a foot above
Where they're supposed to be,

And ruby won't cut them down.

If you need someone in charge
Of homeland security,

I am your man.

I have this great idea...

The sun sets
Five minutes earlier for me

'cause her hedges
Are in the way.

Hey.

Grabbed us a little victory
Champagne, and I thought --

You were asleep.
Oh, no, no.

I was just, uh,
Doing some bills and things.

Doing bills?
Yeah.

In the dark?
Trying to conserve.

So, when you went up earlier,
You were going to bed.

You go to bed early,
Which makes sense,

Because you get up early.

And, ugh -- now I got it.

Hey, it's no big deal.
Just come on in, we'll, uh...

No, I can hold on to this
Till later.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Good night.

"Goes to bed early,"
I gotta remember that.

Only on some nights.

Hey, don't you also
Hate champagne?
Kind of.

Yeah.

[ sighs ] I'm learning,
I'm learning.

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