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Hola.
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Hola, pap�.
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Mu�vete, por favor.
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Yo tambi�n me alegro de verte.
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�Hola?
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- Hola.
- Hola.
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�Por qu� la m�sica?
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Mam�, �las flores sobre la mesa
o en un lado?
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Mesa.
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Bien.
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�Flores en la mesa?
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Disc�lpame. Pon las flores
en la mesa.
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Lo estoy haciendo.
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Hola, pap�. Pap� se ve inteligente.
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Jonny, �podr�as...? Hola, Adam.
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�Puedes abrir una botella de vino,
por favor?
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Seguro.
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Una buena.
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Claro.
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�Una buena?
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�Qu� est� pasando, f�sicamente?
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�Qu�...?
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�Por qu� est�n puestos los
bols elegantes de mam�?
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�Una rosa?
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�Hay alguien tocando el la�d?
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�Viene el Alcalde o algo?
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No, no el Alcalde.
�Tinto o blanco?
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Tinto.
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Espera un minuto. Hay cubiertos
para cinco aqu�.
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�Por qu� hay para cinco?
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�Los hay? Uno, dos, tres, cuatro,
cinco. �S�, los hay!
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Entonces, �qui�n...?
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Mu�vete.
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Disculpen, �por qu� la casa es
como el maldito palacio Hampton Court,
de repente?
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�Qui�n viene?
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Se ve bien, �no?
Jonny, no comas m�s pan.
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S�, est� muy bien, pero...
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�No se ve bien el cabello de mam�?
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Gracias, cari�o.
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Bien, en un momento voy a perforar
uno de tus pulmones, literalmente.
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Baja eso.
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- �Podr�an, por favor, decirme...?
- Dios, �esa es la puerta?
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Yo atiendo.
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�Qui�n es?
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Yo atiendo.
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�Solo d�ganme qui�n es!
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Prom�teme que no te molestar�s.
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Vas a amar esto.
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Hola, Tanya. Te ves bien.
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Gracias.
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Dios m�o. �Esa es Tanya Green?
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No puedo creerlo. �Invit� a Tanya Green?
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S�.
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�Para cenar?
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Para la cita.
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�Qu�?
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Una cita. Enfrente de toda
tu familia.
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Ya conoces a Martin.
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S�, hola.
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�Perd�n?
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Hola.
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S�, hola.
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�l es Jonny.
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Soy el genial.
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Hola.
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Y mi hijo mayor: Adam.
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Hola.
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Hola.
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�Recuerdas algo a Adam?
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No muy bien.
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Es bastante olvidable.
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Gracias.
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Tanya se nos une para la cena
de viernes en la noche. �No es genial?
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S�, mucho. Mam�, �podr�amos...?
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�No vas a darle un beso?
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�Qu�?
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Un beso de saludo.
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Vamos.
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Disculpa a mi hijo. No tiene modales.
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Est� bien.
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Es muy t�mido.
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Bien, �vamos...?
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Mam�, �podr�amos...?
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Jonny, toma el abrigo de Tanya, �s�?
Un segundo, amor.
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�Qu�?
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�Por qu� no me dijiste que
Tanya Green estaba invitada?
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�Qu�?
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�Por qu� no me dijiste que
Tanya Green vendr�a?
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Te lo dije.
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No, no lo hiciste.
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�No?
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�Sabes que no lo hiciste!
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Como que podemos escucharlos.
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�Ya vamos!
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Basta, Adam.
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Bien, claro.
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Encantador. Entonces, Tanya,
�te gustar�a pasar?
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Gracias.
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S�, mu�vanse, mu�vanse. Mujeres
primero.
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S�, mujeres primero.
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Si te sientas por aqu�, y t�,
Adam, te sientas ah�...
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No, Martin.
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�Qu�?
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S�, s�. Quer�a sentarme por all�.
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No, tu deber�as sentarte junto a...
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Tanya.
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Brillante.
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Vamos, Adam, si�ntate.
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Hola.
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Hola, de nuevo.
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Ah�.
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�No es esto agradable?
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Gracias de nuevo por invitarme.
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Un placer.
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Es gracioso, porque yo no sab�a
para nada que vendr�as, �verdad, mam�?
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�Papitas?
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Gracias.
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Tu maldito tel�fono.
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Est� bien.
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Qu� grosero.
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�C�mo est� tu mam�?
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Bien, env�a sus saludos.
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*Lame suavemente su pez�n*
�Y tu pap�?
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Bien.
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Imb�cil.
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�Qu�?
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Nada.
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�Has venido desde lejos?
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Perd�n, �si he viajado desde lejos?
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Pap� es del siglo 18.
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Martin, es la hija de Joan.
Viven en Elstree.
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�Un �rbol?
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Genial.
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En Elstree.
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S�, en Elstree, pero en un �rbol.
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�No tiene un lindo sentido
del humor?
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S�.
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Mi mam� dijo que la �ltima vez que
Adam y yo estuvimos juntos a�n us�bamos
pa�ales.
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Y �l los est� usando esta noche.
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Muy bien.
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Creo que la �ltima vez que estuvieron
juntos fue en la ba�era.
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�Mam�!
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�Qu�?
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Eran tan dulces entonces. Dos
peque�os botoncitos.
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Por favor.
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�D�nde est�n las fotos de beb�?
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Las fotos de beb�.
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Tanya no quiere ver las fotos
de beb�.
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�No? Quieres ver las fotos de beb�,
�verdad, Tanya?
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S�, me encantan las fotos viejas.
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Est�n por aqu� en alg�n lado.
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Disculpen.
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�Martin!
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Buena, pap�.
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Disculpa, Tanya.
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Creo que com� mucho perejil.
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�Perejil? �Cu�ndo comiste perejil?
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Voy a buscar un trago, �alguien...?
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Aqu� est�n.
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Genial.
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Mira.
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Dios, parec�a una papa.
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No parec�as una papa, eras una
beb� preciosa.
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Me encanta esta.
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Yo en la ba�era. Bien, excelente.
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�Por qu� est�s parado?
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Siempre se paraba en la ba�era.
Tan exhibicionista.
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Bien, �Tanya realmente tiene que
ver mi...? Ya sabes.
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�Botoncito?
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Bien, me voy. �Mam�? �Mam�?
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Un minuto, amor.
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Mira, m�s tiempo de ba�o.
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M�s estar parado.
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Chica encantadora.
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�Qu� est�s haciendo?
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�Qu� estoy haciendo?
Me estoy yendo.
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�Irte? No seas tan est�pido.
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No soy est�pido, me voy a casa.
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No, no lo har�s. S�cate eso.
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D�jame.
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Su�ltame.
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No, no te dejar� ir. �Qu� te pasa?
Es una chica encantadora.
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Una chica encantadora.
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No puedo creer que me est�s
haciendo esto.
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�Haci�ndote qu�?
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Jonny, no la dejes con tu padre,
empezar� a hablar de Isaac Newton.
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Tambi�n invent� el primer telescopio
reflector pr�ctico.
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Claro.
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Entonces la llamaste y le preguntaste
si le gustar�a venir sola.
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S�, �qu� hay de malo con eso?
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�Y justo ten�as su n�mero?
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S�, su celular. Val me lo dio.
�No es una chica encantadora?
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�Puedes dejar de decir lo encantadora
que es, por favor?
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Es una chica encantadora.
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En serio no sabes lo vergonzoso
que es esto.
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Lo sabemos.
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C�llate, Jonny.
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En serio, me voy a casa.
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No ir�s a ning�n lado.
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Tienes una invitada y vas a
hablar con ella, maldita sea.
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Madura.
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�Madurar? Acaba de ver mi pene.
Mi peque�o pe...
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Disculpen. Me preguntaba d�nde
estaba el ba�o
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Hola, Tanya. Est� por aqu�.
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Gracias.
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No hay problema.
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Bueno, �te gusta la chica?
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Pero la teor�a dice que en realidad
fue una piedra en el ri��n
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lo que finalmente lo mat�.
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Ya veo.
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1727.
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Fue una tragedia.
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Pap�.
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Martin, Tanya de verdad no
quiere escuchar
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sobre las piedras en el ri��n de
Isaac Newton mientras come.
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No, est� bien.
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Apuesto a que eran deliciosas.
220
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S�, pero no tan deliciosas como
este pedazo de ardilla, �no, Tina?
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Es Tanya.
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S�, Tanya.
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Entonces, �eres m�sico?
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M�sico fracasado.
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Ign�ralo, �l es agente inmobiliario.
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Se llama un trabajo apropiado.
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Para apropiados perdedores.
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00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,739
Mi pap� es agente inmobiliario.
229
00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:16,859
Claro, �y en qu� compa��a...?
230
00:08:16,860 --> 00:08:18,420
Jonny, p�sale a Tanya m�s vegetales.
231
00:08:18,421 --> 00:08:20,699
Gracias.
232
00:08:20,700 --> 00:08:23,099
Entonces, �qu� clase de m�sica
haces?
233
00:08:23,100 --> 00:08:24,500
Tiene un �xito detr�s de otro.
234
00:08:24,501 --> 00:08:28,419
Gracias. M�s que nada para campa�as
de publicidad y cosas as�.
235
00:08:28,420 --> 00:08:29,260
Escribe jingles.
236
00:08:29,261 --> 00:08:29,740
Compongo.
237
00:08:29,741 --> 00:08:30,700
Jingles.
238
00:08:30,701 --> 00:08:31,739
�Cara de pus?
239
00:08:31,740 --> 00:08:33,740
No, gracias.
240
00:08:36,940 --> 00:08:38,019
�Qu�?
241
00:08:38,020 --> 00:08:41,019
No, nada.
242
00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,459
Entonces, tu m�sica, �escuchar�
un poco de ella?
243
00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:47,419
Estaba esa de las pastillas
de diarrea.
244
00:08:47,420 --> 00:08:48,020
Tabletas de lavavajillas.
245
00:08:48,021 --> 00:08:49,979
Jonny.
246
00:08:49,980 --> 00:08:54,699
Adam, �por qu� no le preguntas
a Tanya un poco sobre ella?
247
00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:57,140
Gracias, mam�. S� hablar con
otros seres humanos.
248
00:08:59,220 --> 00:08:59,820
Martin.
249
00:08:59,821 --> 00:09:00,899
Pap�.
250
00:09:00,900 --> 00:09:02,659
�Puedes dejar de eructar, por favor?
251
00:09:02,660 --> 00:09:04,500
Perd�n. Es todo ese perejil
que com�.
252
00:09:04,501 --> 00:09:06,819
�Cu�ndo estuviste comiendo
todo ese perejil?
253
00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:09,899
�Cu�ndo estuviste comiendo
perejil?
254
00:09:09,900 --> 00:09:11,260
M�s temprano. Me apetecieron.
255
00:09:11,261 --> 00:09:12,699
�Qu�, perejil crudo?
256
00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:14,460
Bueno, solo fueron un par
de ramitas.
257
00:09:14,461 --> 00:09:15,580
Me disculpo.
258
00:09:15,581 --> 00:09:17,139
Est� bien, en serio.
259
00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:20,139
Entonces, trabajas para Coca, �no?
�Coca-Cola?
260
00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:22,499
S�. Marketing y recursos humanos.
261
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:25,739
Coca-Cola. Maravilloso negocio.
262
00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:29,179
Imagino que los due�os deben
ser multimillonarios.
263
00:09:29,180 --> 00:09:32,219
Obviamente son multimillonarios.
264
00:09:32,220 --> 00:09:32,940
�Qu�?
265
00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:35,859
Que obviamente los due�os de
Coca-Cola son multimillonarios.
266
00:09:35,860 --> 00:09:38,779
�Son multimillonarios?
267
00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:40,899
Eso creo, s�.
268
00:09:40,900 --> 00:09:42,380
�Lo ves?
269
00:09:43,700 --> 00:09:46,539
�Y d�nde trabajas? �Am�rica?
270
00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:48,579
Inglaterra.
271
00:09:48,580 --> 00:09:49,780
Inglaterra, claro, claro.
272
00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,939
Bueno, Inglaterra es un
pa�s maravilloso.
273
00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:56,379
S�, es muy lindo.
274
00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:58,659
�Sabes c�mo sol�an llamarnos?
275
00:09:58,660 --> 00:10:00,739
�Qu�?
276
00:10:00,740 --> 00:10:02,300
�Sabes c�mo sol�an llamarnos,
a Inglaterra?
277
00:10:02,301 --> 00:10:04,419
No, �c�mo?
278
00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:05,939
P�rfida Albi�n.
279
00:10:05,940 --> 00:10:06,739
Pap�.
280
00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:07,899
Martin.
281
00:10:07,900 --> 00:10:10,139
Disculpa, �perfi...?
�C�mo dijiste?
282
00:10:10,140 --> 00:10:10,700
�Perd�n?
283
00:10:10,701 --> 00:10:11,740
�Qu� dijo?
284
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,179
P�rfida Albi�n.
285
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:16,059
P�rfida Albi�n, s�.
286
00:10:16,060 --> 00:10:18,099
�Qu� es P�rfida Albi�n?
287
00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,020
Bueno, es como sol�an llamarnos.
288
00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:24,940
En otras palabras... No �ramos
muy populares.
289
00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:45,539
�Podr�as pasarme los pepinillos
en vinagre? P�rfida Albi�n.
290
00:10:45,540 --> 00:10:47,820
No tiene sentido, no abre.
291
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,420
Est� atascado.
292
00:10:51,421 --> 00:10:53,019
Te dije.
293
00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:53,580
D�jame probar.
294
00:10:53,581 --> 00:10:55,299
�Mister M�sculo?
295
00:10:55,300 --> 00:10:57,339
Ign�ralo. Entonces, �m�rketing
y recursos humanos?
296
00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,379
S�.
297
00:10:59,380 --> 00:11:00,540
�Te gustar�a pararte
e intentarlo?
298
00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:01,700
No, estoy bien, gracias.
299
00:11:01,701 --> 00:11:02,140
�Seguro?
300
00:11:02,141 --> 00:11:03,340
S�, muy seguro.
301
00:11:03,341 --> 00:11:05,659
Se los estoy diciendo, no abre.
302
00:11:05,660 --> 00:11:07,579
�Entonces para qu� lo sacaste?
303
00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:09,899
Porque es viernes por la noche
y tenemos una invitada.
304
00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,099
Est� bien, no soy una persona
de pepinillos.
305
00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,619
Una persona de pepinillos.
306
00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:15,979
Yo lo har�.
307
00:11:15,980 --> 00:11:17,060
Claro, Mister M�sculo.
308
00:11:17,061 --> 00:11:18,019
Jes�s.
309
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:20,499
Jonny, no abre.
310
00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:22,259
Esta vez voy a conseguirlo.
311
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:25,019
Claro, usa la fuerza de tus
poderosas piernas.
312
00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:25,940
Es tan gay.
313
00:11:25,941 --> 00:11:27,779
Basta, te vas a lastimar.
314
00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:29,739
No, contin�a.
315
00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:30,860
Jonny, por favor, basta.
Vas a tener un ataque card�aco.
316
00:11:30,861 --> 00:11:34,219
No, contin�a, ten un ataque
card�aco.
317
00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:34,740
�Jonny!
318
00:11:34,741 --> 00:11:35,780
Ya casi...
319
00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:38,700
�Dios, lo siento! Lo siento.
320
00:11:38,701 --> 00:11:41,819
�Est�s bien? �Jonny!
321
00:11:41,820 --> 00:11:43,220
No fui yo, fue el tarro.
322
00:11:43,221 --> 00:11:44,699
�Maldito idiota!
323
00:11:44,700 --> 00:11:45,900
- �Martin!
- Perd�n.
324
00:11:45,901 --> 00:11:48,059
�Mi nariz!
325
00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:50,059
�Acaba de...?
326
00:11:50,060 --> 00:11:51,779
No, por supuesto que no.
327
00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:04,020
Estoy sangrando, estoy sangrando.
328
00:12:04,021 --> 00:12:06,219
- Pon la nariz bajo la canilla.
- En serio eres un idiota, Jonny.
329
00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:07,860
Voy a matarte, bastardo.
330
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:08,900
No fui yo, fue el tarro.
331
00:12:08,901 --> 00:12:11,579
Ten cuidado, �vas a ahogarlo, Martin!
332
00:12:11,580 --> 00:12:12,740
- Es agua caliente.
- �Qu�?
333
00:12:12,741 --> 00:12:15,539
�Es agua caliente, me est�s
quemando la nariz!
334
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:17,539
- �Le est�s quemando la nariz!
- Agua fr�a.
335
00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:19,140
Agua caliente. �As� est� mejor?
336
00:12:19,141 --> 00:12:20,140
�Est� m�s caliente!
337
00:12:23,340 --> 00:12:25,939
Un segundo, amor.
338
00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:32,099
Hay alguien en la puerta.
339
00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,179
�Agua fr�a!
340
00:12:37,980 --> 00:12:39,899
Hola, Jackie.
341
00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,739
No soy Jackie.
342
00:12:41,740 --> 00:12:44,499
No, por supuesto que no.
Qu� tonto.
343
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:50,539
No, Jackie tiene una cara
completamente diferente. Y cuerpo.
344
00:12:50,540 --> 00:12:52,299
S�. �Jackie?
345
00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:57,259
No, �t� eres una visita?
346
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:58,619
Supongo.
347
00:12:58,620 --> 00:13:00,060
Creo que todos somos visitantes
de alguna forma,
348
00:13:00,061 --> 00:13:03,899
visitando este plano de existencia.
349
00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,220
Claro.
350
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,579
Es un lindo perro.
351
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,659
�Lo es? S�, s�. Lo es.
352
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,700
�Se�ora Goodman?
353
00:13:16,060 --> 00:13:18,139
Lo siento, amor. Hola, Jim.
354
00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:21,899
Hola, Jackie. Te ves... mojada.
355
00:13:21,900 --> 00:13:26,579
�Qu�? Tanya, �por qu� no vas
adentro?
356
00:13:26,580 --> 00:13:27,620
S�, claro.
357
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:30,900
Es una visitante.
358
00:13:30,901 --> 00:13:32,019
�Disculpa?
359
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,059
�Sabes lo que eres? Un maldito
cara de culo.
360
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,699
- �Adam!
- �Lo soy?
361
00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:39,739
No, no t�. Ver�s, acaba de tener
un sangrado de nariz. Escucha, Jim,
362
00:13:39,740 --> 00:13:42,779
Tanya est� aqu� ahora, as� que
si pudieras volver luego...
363
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:44,979
Ese es el problema, ver�s.
364
00:13:44,980 --> 00:13:46,259
�Problema?
365
00:13:46,260 --> 00:13:48,259
Como que me qued� afuera.
366
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:51,739
Como que perd� mi llave.
367
00:13:51,740 --> 00:13:53,179
- �"Como que"?
- S�.
368
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:56,179
�Sabes d�nde la perdiste?
369
00:13:56,180 --> 00:14:00,659
S�, dentro de Wilson.
370
00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:02,659
- �Dentro de Wilson?
- Se la trag�.
371
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:04,620
S�, est�bamos jugando a una clase
de juego,
372
00:14:04,621 --> 00:14:07,339
y como que sali� un poco mal.
373
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:10,299
Cielos. Bueno, �alguien m�s
tiene una llave?
374
00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,939
- S�, mi hermano.
- Genial.
375
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,979
Pero est� en Uganda.
376
00:14:13,980 --> 00:14:18,460
Claro. Entonces, �c�mo piensas
conseguirla?
377
00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,220
Bueno, supongo que tendr�
que esperar aqu� afuera
378
00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:29,019
hasta que �l est�, ya sabes,
listo.
379
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,739
�Listo?
380
00:14:30,740 --> 00:14:33,140
Quiz� podr�as conseguirme
unos peri�dicos para poner
381
00:14:33,141 --> 00:14:34,700
cuando, t� sabes...
382
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,100
- Y, �Jackie?
- �Qu�?
383
00:14:40,101 --> 00:14:41,540
Tal vez un trapo mojado.
384
00:14:46,780 --> 00:14:47,980
Excelente pastel, mam�.
385
00:14:47,981 --> 00:14:49,220
Est� delicioso.
386
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:51,739
Gracias. Hay m�s crema si
alguien quiere.
387
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,339
No me importar�a.
388
00:14:53,340 --> 00:14:54,739
�Adam?
389
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:56,020
Me encanta el pastel.
390
00:14:56,021 --> 00:14:59,099
A todo el mundo le encanta el
pastel. Pastel de navidad.
391
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,619
- Pastel de navidad.
- Pastel de navidad.
392
00:15:00,620 --> 00:15:02,700
Pastel de navidad.
393
00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,899
Hola a todos.
394
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:07,459
�Ya est�s bien, pomp�n?
395
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:09,379
- S�.
- �Est�s bien?
396
00:15:09,380 --> 00:15:11,019
Lo siento.
397
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,819
No, est� bien.
398
00:15:12,820 --> 00:15:14,860
Adam, �sabes que tienes un papel
colgando de la nariz?
399
00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:17,699
S�, lo s�, pap�, gracias.
400
00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:19,659
Se ve bien, de todas formas.
401
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:23,139
Estoy loca, el t�. �Qu� les
parece una agradable taza de t�?
402
00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:24,620
- �Tanya?
- S�, por favor. Si est�s haciendo.
403
00:15:24,621 --> 00:15:27,259
Claro, amor. Jonny, pon la
tetera, �quieres?
404
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,619
�Yo?
405
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:31,619
De hecho, no, yo lo har�.
�l pondr�a lej�a en mi taza o algo.
406
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:32,860
�Lej�a y dos de az�car?
407
00:15:49,460 --> 00:15:50,380
Lo siento.
408
00:15:50,381 --> 00:15:52,379
Jes�s, pap�.
409
00:15:52,380 --> 00:15:55,459
Est� bien, c�lmate, no es como
si viniera a molestarte.
410
00:15:55,460 --> 00:15:57,460
Bien, gracias. Es bueno saberlo.
411
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:01,339
�Qu� quieres?
412
00:16:01,340 --> 00:16:02,859
�Qu� quieres?
413
00:16:02,860 --> 00:16:04,100
�Qu� quiero?
414
00:16:04,101 --> 00:16:06,179
- S�.
- Nada, nada.
415
00:16:06,180 --> 00:16:12,659
Bien. Sabes, esto podr�a llevar
tiempo, as� que tal vez querr�as...
416
00:16:12,660 --> 00:16:13,820
No, no, est� bien.
417
00:16:18,580 --> 00:16:19,900
Entonces, la... La...
418
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,859
�La qu�?
419
00:16:22,860 --> 00:16:24,459
La chica.
420
00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:26,979
�La chica? Tiene un nombre, �sabes?
421
00:16:26,980 --> 00:16:29,339
S�, pero se me borr�.
422
00:16:29,340 --> 00:16:31,099
Bien, pues, la mujer.
423
00:16:31,100 --> 00:16:33,779
�Mujer? No, de hecho, qu�date
con "chica"
424
00:16:33,780 --> 00:16:35,460
�No te dije que era una chica
adorable?
425
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:36,699
Chica adorable.
426
00:16:36,700 --> 00:16:39,299
S�, es muy agradable.
Ahora, �podr�amos dejar...?
427
00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:41,499
Tambi�n muy linda.
428
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,819
S�, est� bien. Es bastante linda.
429
00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:45,259
Yo lo har�a.
430
00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:48,419
Jonny, vuelve ah�.
�Ya vamos, Tanya!
431
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:50,619
Solo digo que yo lo har�a.
432
00:16:50,620 --> 00:16:53,019
Es una chica linda, �verdad,
Martin?
433
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,820
Muy linda. Buen trasero.
434
00:16:56,020 --> 00:16:57,220
Me alegra que te dieras cuenta.
435
00:16:57,221 --> 00:17:01,419
Claro, �pueden dejarme?
Puedo hacer t� yo solo, �saben?
436
00:17:01,420 --> 00:17:06,059
No hay leche. Adam, ve a la vuelta
por m�, �quieres?
437
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,539
�Qu�? �Ir a la vuelta?
438
00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,699
S�. Puedes pedirle a Tanya
que vaya contigo.
439
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:12,940
No seas rid�cula, no voy a
pedirle a Tanya que...
440
00:17:12,941 --> 00:17:14,059
�Tanya?
441
00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,459
�Sigues aqu�?
442
00:17:20,460 --> 00:17:24,180
S�, sigo aqu�. Esperando.
Vamos, vamos, Wilson.
443
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,700
Claro. Solo vamos a...
444
00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:36,619
Por eso estabas visitando. Eres
la novia de Jonny.
445
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,939
Adam. Soy Adam.
446
00:17:37,940 --> 00:17:39,779
La novia de Adam.
447
00:17:39,780 --> 00:17:41,740
- No lo soy.
- No es mi novia.
448
00:17:41,741 --> 00:17:42,780
A�n no. Hola, Jim
449
00:17:42,781 --> 00:17:44,539
- Gracias, Jonny.
- Cuando quieras.
450
00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:45,979
No, solo somos amigos.
451
00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,020
S�, solo amigos.
452
00:17:47,021 --> 00:17:49,540
Amigos. Es lindo tener amigos.
453
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:55,620
- Bien, �vamos?
- S�, claro.
454
00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:02,460
Eso es, Wilson. Aprieta, aprieta.
455
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,300
- En serio no es gracioso.
- Es un poco gracioso.
456
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:10,100
No, creo que la palabra correcta
para describir a mi hermano es teta.
457
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:13,939
Tanya, �puedo preguntarte algo?
458
00:18:13,940 --> 00:18:15,259
Claro, �qu�?
459
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:18,179
Es algo que de verdad quiero saber.
460
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:19,739
Est� bien.
461
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:22,700
�Crees que esta ha sido la noche
m�s inc�moda y vergonzosa de todas?
462
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:25,820
S�, definitivamente.
463
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:27,539
Bien, me alegra no ser el �nico
464
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:31,699
De hecho, estoy intentando pensar
qu� podr�a hacerla m�s vergonzosa.
465
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,580
- Probablemente sea mi mam�.
- �Viendo qu� haces?
466
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,900
Probablemente. No, es tu mam�.
467
00:18:35,901 --> 00:18:39,219
�S�? �Qu� dice?
468
00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:44,020
"Por favor, recu�rdale a Adam
que compre condones."
469
00:18:45,100 --> 00:18:46,620
No creo que eso sea de mi mam�.
470
00:18:46,621 --> 00:18:49,340
Claro.
471
00:18:56,460 --> 00:18:58,180
Ah� est�.
472
00:18:58,660 --> 00:19:00,179
�Buena caminata?
473
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:03,819
Ah�.
474
00:19:03,820 --> 00:19:04,940
�Todo bien, Jim?
475
00:19:04,941 --> 00:19:07,899
S�, ya est�. �Ves? Tengo la llave.
476
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:09,579
Genial Bien hecho.
477
00:19:09,580 --> 00:19:12,460
Gracias, Jackie. Que nadie
se acerque a este palito.
478
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,820
Pasa, amor.
479
00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:19,859
�Jonny?
480
00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:21,900
�Adam! �Qu�?
481
00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,459
Entonces, esta amiga...
482
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:31,219
Tanya.
483
00:19:31,220 --> 00:19:36,219
Tanya. Es una mujer, �verdad?
484
00:19:36,220 --> 00:19:38,379
S�.
485
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,219
Conoc� a una mujer una vez.
486
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,180
�Lo hiciste?
487
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:42,899
S�, nos conocimos en una caverna.
488
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,660
- Claro.
- Luego estaba la otra.
489
00:19:44,661 --> 00:19:46,579
�La otra?
490
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:50,979
Recuerdas a la otra, �verdad?
�La se�ora enojada?
491
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,739
Bien, voy a ir a...
492
00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,419
S�, mujeres...
493
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:56,539
�Adam?
494
00:19:56,540 --> 00:19:58,979
�Ya voy!
495
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,339
Tu madre es una mujer.
496
00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:01,460
Claro. Bueno, gracias, Jim.
497
00:20:01,461 --> 00:20:07,379
Si me permites, un peque�o
consejo sobre las mujeres.
498
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:08,540
Bien.
499
00:20:10,420 --> 00:20:12,820
Nunca...
500
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:20,500
Bien, tratar� de recordar eso.
Gracias de nuevo, Jim.
501
00:20:20,501 --> 00:20:22,180
Ni lo menciones. Adi�s, Adam.
Jonny.
502
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:33,060
Aqu� tienes, amor.
503
00:20:33,061 --> 00:20:35,779
Gracias. Y gracias de nuevo
por una linda noche.
504
00:20:35,780 --> 00:20:39,459
De nada. Ha sido una linda
noche, �verdad, Adam?
505
00:20:39,460 --> 00:20:40,739
S�, mam�.
506
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,620
Deber�amos hacerlo de nuevo.
507
00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:45,060
Adam, busca la leche, �s�?
La dej� adentro.
508
00:20:45,061 --> 00:20:47,859
Lo siento, no voy a levantarme
de nuevo.
509
00:20:47,860 --> 00:20:50,059
Yo ir�. Es por su artritis.
510
00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,180
En las bolas.
511
00:20:51,181 --> 00:20:52,379
Jonny.
512
00:20:52,380 --> 00:20:55,499
Disculpen. Necesito ir al ba�o.
513
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:57,380
Claro.
514
00:20:58,700 --> 00:21:00,060
De verdad tiene buen trasero.
515
00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:01,379
�Martin!
516
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:04,419
Por cierto, quer�a agradecerles
a los dos por una maravillosa noche.
517
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:05,499
Un placer.
518
00:21:05,500 --> 00:21:07,539
No, en serio. Una noche genial.
519
00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:09,980
Bueno, tal vez la pr�xima vez
puedas encontrate t� una maldita novia.
520
00:21:09,981 --> 00:21:11,739
- �Adam?
- �Qu�?
521
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:13,139
Creo que le gustas.
522
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:14,259
�A qui�n?
523
00:21:14,260 --> 00:21:17,339
"A qui�n" �A qui�n crees?
La chica, la mujer.
524
00:21:17,340 --> 00:21:18,499
Mujer.
525
00:21:18,500 --> 00:21:19,540
Le gustas.
526
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,339
�De verdad? �T� crees?
527
00:21:23,340 --> 00:21:26,220
Es una chica adorable.
528
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,699
�D�nde est� esa leche? �Jonny?
529
00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:32,419
Yo ir�, est� bien.
530
00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:34,739
Usa una jarra, tenemos una
invitada.
531
00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:36,900
Una jarra. �Cara meada?
532
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:52,340
Tenemos... Malditos.
�Mam�!
533
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:12,099
�Qu�? �Qu� pasa?
534
00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:14,020
�Qu�?
535
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,180
Chica adorable.
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