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How about some
coffee, sweetheart?
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Swell. Bring it in. Uh-uh.
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You've been at it
all day. Take a break.
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Come on in the living room.
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Hello, Samantha.
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Oh, hi. Hi there, Esmeralda.
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Wherever you are.
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Right here.
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Boy, am I glad Larry's
taking this material
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If there's one thing
I don't need, it's...
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Esmeralda.
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Oh, dear.
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Esmeralda, Mr. Stephens didn't
mean that the way it sounded.
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You're perfectly welcome here.
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I am?
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Yes.
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And you can stay
until Mr. Tate gets here.
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When is he coming? Any second.
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You see? He
doesn't... Doesn't...
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You really ought to do
something about that cold.
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It isn't a cold. It's a
sign of nervousness.
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And it's involuntary,
like the hiccups.
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Well, I'm glad it's
nothing serious.
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You see? Nothing I do lasts.
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Even my failures are failures.
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Let's face it, I'm
a rotten witch.
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Mm-hm.
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Darrin, why don't you
go finish your work?
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Gladly.
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Come on.
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You, uh, seem a little upset.
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Is anything wrong? Everything.
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Do you remember my
old boyfriend, Ferdy?
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Uh-huh. Well, he
wants to see me again.
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But just wait until he finds
out that my witchcraft is kaput.
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Oh, I'm scared to death. Why?
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It's been over 400
years since I dated him,
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and, well, I've aged
a little since then.
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Nonsense, Esmeralda. You
don't look a century older.
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Samantha, do you suppose
you could do something
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to make me younger
and more attractive?
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What'd you have in mind?
A little plastic sorcery?
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Huh?
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Never mind.
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Believe me, Esmeralda,
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there is nothing
wrong with your looks.
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Maybe. But there's
nothing right either.
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Oh, well.
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I don't have to see Ferdy again.
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Even though it's probably my
last chance to find happiness
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and have a home of my own.
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I'll just struggle
along somehow.
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Maybe I should turn myself
into something inanimate,
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like a plant.
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Then all I'd have to do is
sit in my pot and look pretty.
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Now, Esmeralda...
Oh, I wouldn't mind.
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Especially if you'd
let me stay here.
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I wouldn't get in the way.
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And you'd only have to
water me now and then.
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I am not going to sit here
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and listen to any more nonsense.
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If I was a cactus,
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you wouldn't have
to water me at all.
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Uh-oh. That must be Larry.
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Sam, if you don't mind...
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Come on, Esmeralda.
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Let's go upstairs and have
a little witch-to-witch talk.
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Hi, Larry. How are
you? Terrible, thanks.
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Louise has been hassling
me all afternoon about...
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What's that?
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W-w-what's what?
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Don't tell me you don't
see the little elephant
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standing over there.
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How little? What?
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Now it's gone.
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That argument with Louise
must have affected you
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more than you think.
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Yeah.
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Sam, what have you
got for a headache?
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Aw. You have a headache?
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No, but I'm expecting
one any second.
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Why are you doing that?
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Because I am going
to give you the works.
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And I don't want you
to look until I'm through.
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I-I'm talking about the
things that mortal women do
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to look their best.
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Do you think mortal
methods will work in my case?
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It won't hurt.
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These layouts are great.
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I doubt if I'll have to be in
Chicago more than a day.
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Well, thanks. I'll
walk you to your car.
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Who said I was leaving? Oh.
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After that blowup with
Louise I packed my bag
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I'm going straight
from here to the airport.
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When's your plane?
Eight o'clock tonight.
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What are you
gonna do until then?
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I thought I'd just
hang around here,
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if it's all right with you.
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Why not?
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Just want Louise
to know where I am
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in case she feels the
need for another argument.
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Busy.
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Wouldn't you know it?
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Why don't you go
home and tell her?
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Go home and tell her I'm here?
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Sweetheart, can you tear
yourself away for a second?
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Sure.
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Larry's gonna be here
until his plane leaves tonight,
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so you'd better unload Esmeralda
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before she sneezes
up another disaster.
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I'm trying to do that.
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How? By improving
her appearance.
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I've given her a new hairdo,
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and I've done a lot of
work on her makeup.
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Oh. How does she look?
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Like Esmeralda with a
new hairdo and makeup.
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What she really needs
is a shot of confidence.
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Come on up and tell
her how great she looks.
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Anything to please
you and get rid of her.
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Don't forget to tell her
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how sensational
she looks in the dress.
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Okay, okay.
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Oh, excuse me.
Oh, I'm sorry, Sam.
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I didn't know you had company.
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Uh. how do you do? I'm Darrin
Stephens. What's your name?
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Oh, stop that.
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Who do you remind me of?
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I know. Elizabeth Taylor.
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No. But that's close.
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Oh, my goodness.
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That hairdo is
absolutely terrific.
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That's enough.
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And you look
sensational in that dress.
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This is a bathrobe.
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But if you look that
sensational in a bathrobe,
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you've really got it made.
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That first dress was too tight.
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But now I'm going to
put the other one on.
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And then can I
look in the mirror?
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Sure.
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What was that about the
mirror? Well, I covered it
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and made her promise not
to look until I was through.
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Terrific. What's gonna happen
when she asks the mirror:
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"Who's the fairest one of
all" and the mirror tells her?
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I-I may have to give the mirror
a little shot of confidence too.
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Do whatever you want. I
better get back to Larry.
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Why, I'm beautiful.
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Is that really me?
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Yes. Hard to believe, isn't it?
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I just can't get
over the effect.
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It's absolutely amazing.
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Do you really
like it? I love it.
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And you really didn't have
to do too much, did you?
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No, just a little
touch here and there.
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Oh. I can't wait for
Ferdy to see me.
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And you're going to tell me
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she's not staying on that
phone just to annoy me?
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Larry, instead of staying
around here and stewing,
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why don't we go to the
range and hit a bucket of balls?
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Are you kidding? I played
18 holes this morning.
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That's why Louise was upset.
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She felt that since I
was going away tonight,
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I ought to skip golf and
spend the time with her.
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How's that for an
unreasonable demand?
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What's unreasonable about it?
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Why do you think I play golf?
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For my health, right? Does
she care about my health?
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Obviously not.
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Darrin? Excuse me.
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What now?
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I think I may have gone a
little too far with Esmeralda.
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In what way?
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Judge for yourself.
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There you are, you lovely man.
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If he weren't yours, Samantha,
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I'd do my best to steal him.
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Sam, are you sure
all you gave her
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was a shot of confidence?
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I told you
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I was going to
punch up the mirrors.
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Oh, before I forget, I just
got in touch with Ferdy.
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I'm meeting him in half an hour.
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Oh, good.
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That's the best
news I've had all day.
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Where are you meeting
him? Here, if it's okay.
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What? Here?
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Something tells
me it's not okay.
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Esmeralda, let
me put it this way:
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For once, you're
absolutely right.
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Sweetheart, don't upset
her. She'll go to pieces.
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We can't let her entertain
some weirdo while Larry's here.
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Can't you get rid of him?
Only if I burn the house down.
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Sweetheart, you have no idea
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how important this
is to Esmeralda.
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To put it in her own words,
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this may be her last chance
to find a home of her own.
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And if she does,
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she won't be
around here so often.
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I'll take another
crack at Larry.
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00:11:36,003 --> 00:11:38,448
Oh, Larry, if you don't feel
like hitting some golf balls,
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uh, how about going bowling?
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I gave up bowling when I hurt
my back, remember? Oh, Sam...
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Larry, you know
Esmeralda, don't you?
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Oh, sure. How are you?
How nice to see you again.
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How have you been?
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Fine.
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You're certainly
looking very well.
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Thanks. You are too.
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Oh, you're so sweet.
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Isn't he sweet? Very sweet.
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I hope you're all having fun.
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No, but would you like to?
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Like to what? Have some fun.
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00:12:16,677 --> 00:12:18,622
What?
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Are you married?
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Very. Ha-ha. I mean, yes.
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Darrin, i-i-isn't it
about time we left?
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00:12:28,422 --> 00:12:30,067
Where are we going?
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00:12:30,091 --> 00:12:31,601
What kind of a
memory have you got?
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You said you wanted to hit
some golf balls or go bowling.
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Anything. Oh, right.
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Goodbye, Sam. Esmeralda.
Bye, Sam. Esmeralda.
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Well, Esmeralda,
the coast is clear.
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Everything's set. Yes,
except for one thing.
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What's that? My witchcraft.
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What if I get nervous
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and sneeze up a
rhinoceros or something?
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Don't worry about it.
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He'll be so dazzled
by your beauty,
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he won't notice anything else.
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Esmeralda, the stage is yours.
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And have I got a terrible
case of stage fright.
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Well, so what if you've already
finished a bucket of balls?
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Buy another one.
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00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:22,632
No, you can't come home now.
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Her boyfriend just
arrived this second.
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Well, call me in half an hour.
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00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:29,638
I'll tell you what's
going on. Goodbye.
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Oh, Ferdy, it's such a joy
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to see you again
after all these years.
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00:13:35,368 --> 00:13:39,281
How have you been?
Oh, fine. Just fine.
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We did have some gay, mad times,
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did we not?
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You know something,
Esmeralda? You've changed.
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00:13:48,381 --> 00:13:50,659
Do you really think so? Yes.
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You're more, uh...
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Oh, I don't know.
More poised and gayer.
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You don't notice anything
else? What do you mean?
249
00:14:01,561 --> 00:14:06,364
How about the way
I look? Well... Well?
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00:14:09,002 --> 00:14:10,213
Can I fix you a drink?
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00:14:10,237 --> 00:14:12,582
Oh, yes, please.
Scotch on the rocks.
252
00:14:12,606 --> 00:14:14,350
Scotch on the rocks, coming up.
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00:14:14,374 --> 00:14:16,586
Where are you going?
To make you a drink.
254
00:14:16,610 --> 00:14:20,155
Make it? Heh. Well, why
don't you just zap it up?
255
00:14:20,179 --> 00:14:23,492
Why don't I just zap...? Why...?
256
00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:27,096
Oh, yeah. Well,
how silly of me. Yes.
257
00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:29,320
Scotch on the
rocks, did you say?
258
00:14:38,665 --> 00:14:40,943
Oh, Esmeralda.
259
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:44,847
Oh, that is hilarious. Ha-ha-ha!
260
00:14:44,871 --> 00:14:47,617
Oh, she has a terrific
sense of humour, hasn't she?
261
00:14:47,641 --> 00:14:51,643
Definitely. Oh, Esmeralda,
you are priceless.
262
00:14:54,581 --> 00:14:56,692
Oh. Oh.
263
00:14:56,716 --> 00:14:59,395
Oh, well, that's a
Scotchman for you.
264
00:14:59,419 --> 00:15:02,887
You mentioned "priceless,"
a-and he lost interest. Ha-ha!
265
00:15:04,390 --> 00:15:06,469
Oh, that's too much.
266
00:15:06,493 --> 00:15:09,794
And now, Esmeralda, I
really could use that drink.
267
00:15:13,399 --> 00:15:15,677
Well, here you are.
268
00:15:15,701 --> 00:15:17,646
Thank you.
269
00:15:17,670 --> 00:15:19,282
Mmm.
270
00:15:19,306 --> 00:15:21,839
You mind if I smoke?
271
00:15:33,519 --> 00:15:36,198
Well, if you'll excuse me,
272
00:15:36,222 --> 00:15:38,000
I really have to
get dinner started.
273
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,102
I cook by mortal methods.
274
00:15:40,126 --> 00:15:42,638
Oh, really? Isn't
that kind of messy?
275
00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:45,141
Yes, but it's more fun.
276
00:15:45,165 --> 00:15:48,076
Samantha, there's
something I have to ask you.
277
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:50,768
I'll be right back, Ferdy.
278
00:15:58,878 --> 00:16:02,157
Okay if I go now, Uncle Ferdy?
Are you mad? Of course not.
279
00:16:02,181 --> 00:16:04,192
Now, you promised to
stand by and protect me.
280
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:06,294
You realise I almost
missed lighting that cigar.
281
00:16:06,318 --> 00:16:08,096
How come? You
had your back to me.
282
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,032
You better watch
it. No, you watch it.
283
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,434
Or else this reunion is
gonna turn into a disaster.
284
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,803
What's the difference?
Sooner or later she'll find out
285
00:16:14,827 --> 00:16:18,240
your witchcraft is
shot. It is not shot.
286
00:16:18,264 --> 00:16:20,275
It just needs a little assist.
287
00:16:20,299 --> 00:16:22,544
The situation really
isn't as bad as it seems.
288
00:16:22,568 --> 00:16:24,847
Usually, when you get
nervous, you sneeze or fade out,
289
00:16:24,871 --> 00:16:26,115
and you haven't done either.
290
00:16:26,139 --> 00:16:28,217
That's only because I'm
too scared to be nervous.
291
00:16:28,241 --> 00:16:30,619
Samantha, I will not
go back in there again
292
00:16:30,643 --> 00:16:33,455
unless you promise
to keep helping me.
293
00:16:33,479 --> 00:16:36,614
Please. All right, all right.
294
00:16:39,685 --> 00:16:43,788
Samantha, how come Ferdy
hasn't noticed how different I look?
295
00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:48,737
Uh, well,
296
00:16:48,761 --> 00:16:51,273
that's because when
you look into the mirror,
297
00:16:51,297 --> 00:16:53,475
you see the image
that you project.
298
00:16:53,499 --> 00:16:54,843
And when that happens,
299
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:57,312
your reflection casts
back your inner glow,
300
00:16:57,336 --> 00:17:00,249
and your charisma
comes to the fore.
301
00:17:00,273 --> 00:17:02,306
Beauty is in the eye
of the beholder, isn't it?
302
00:17:04,443 --> 00:17:06,389
Isn't it? Yes.
303
00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:09,713
Do you understand? No.
304
00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:14,630
Well, y-you just go on acting
beautiful and feeling beautiful,
305
00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:15,898
and I'll take care of the rest.
306
00:17:15,922 --> 00:17:18,856
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
307
00:17:23,028 --> 00:17:27,243
Oh, Esmeralda, I just realized
how neglectful I've been.
308
00:17:27,267 --> 00:17:30,379
Why, I completely forgot
to bring you flowers.
309
00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:31,713
Now, let me see.
310
00:17:31,737 --> 00:17:33,815
As I remember, uh,
311
00:17:33,839 --> 00:17:37,074
roses were your favourite.
312
00:17:38,945 --> 00:17:40,823
Oh.
313
00:17:40,847 --> 00:17:44,159
What's wrong? Oh. Oh, nothing.
314
00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:48,552
After all, what are
roses without thorns?
315
00:17:51,090 --> 00:17:52,634
Oh.
316
00:17:52,658 --> 00:17:54,970
I think I'll join
you in that drink.
317
00:17:54,994 --> 00:17:56,638
Well, you better
get one of your own,
318
00:17:56,662 --> 00:17:58,996
because I don't think we
can both fit into this one.
319
00:18:01,334 --> 00:18:05,069
I think I'll have a margarita.
320
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,046
Hey, Mac.
321
00:18:17,083 --> 00:18:18,716
What are you doing there?
322
00:18:23,856 --> 00:18:26,635
What is it? Uh,
nothing. Not a thing.
323
00:18:26,659 --> 00:18:28,537
Let's drive down
to Mulvaney's Bar.
324
00:18:28,561 --> 00:18:30,272
We didn't get a
call to go there.
325
00:18:30,296 --> 00:18:33,530
Maybe you didn't,
but I just did.
326
00:18:38,637 --> 00:18:42,217
Hello? Oh, hi, sweetheart.
327
00:18:42,241 --> 00:18:46,654
No, I-I, uh, I
can't talk too long.
328
00:18:46,678 --> 00:18:50,025
Because the extension
cord's not long enough.
329
00:18:50,049 --> 00:18:51,927
Sam, I don't know what
you're talking about,
330
00:18:51,951 --> 00:18:53,317
and I know better than to ask.
331
00:18:55,020 --> 00:18:56,632
Would you care for
something to eat?
332
00:18:56,656 --> 00:18:58,032
Oh, that would be nice.
333
00:18:58,056 --> 00:19:02,103
How about some, uh,
smoked salmon, huh?
334
00:19:02,127 --> 00:19:05,496
One smoked salmon, coming up.
335
00:19:10,136 --> 00:19:11,480
Oh, dear.
336
00:19:11,504 --> 00:19:14,416
Darrin, I cannot leave Esmeralda
337
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:15,951
unattended like this.
338
00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:18,008
Samantha, don't
you dare hang up.
339
00:19:20,213 --> 00:19:23,947
Oh, I don't know how
that could've... Could've...
340
00:19:28,187 --> 00:19:29,164
Gesundheit.
341
00:19:29,188 --> 00:19:32,734
Gesundheit.
342
00:19:32,758 --> 00:19:35,471
Oh.
343
00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:39,008
Oh, Ferdy, there's
something I've got to tell you.
344
00:19:39,032 --> 00:19:42,344
Oh, dear. Samantha's pearls.
345
00:19:42,368 --> 00:19:43,946
Ferdy, I am so nervous.
346
00:19:43,970 --> 00:19:45,848
Would you put them
back the way they were?
347
00:19:45,872 --> 00:19:48,272
Oh, why, of course, my dear.
348
00:19:49,542 --> 00:19:53,578
Pearls, back the way you were.
349
00:19:55,414 --> 00:19:57,159
Oysters?
350
00:19:57,183 --> 00:20:00,930
Oh, Ferdy, I didn't
mean to go that far back.
351
00:20:00,954 --> 00:20:05,100
Esmeralda, now that
you've brought it up,
352
00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:08,170
there's something I
have to tell you too.
353
00:20:08,194 --> 00:20:11,306
Darrin, I have got to go,
354
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,776
or Esmeralda's gonna
be in a lot of trouble.
355
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:16,044
Sam, Larry's insisting
we go back to the house.
356
00:20:16,068 --> 00:20:17,445
He wants to pick
up the portfolio
357
00:20:17,469 --> 00:20:19,214
and get to the airport.
358
00:20:19,238 --> 00:20:21,583
Uh-oh. Where'd he go?
359
00:20:21,607 --> 00:20:23,252
Uh, the fella you came with?
360
00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:24,920
Uh, he said he
was tired of waiting
361
00:20:24,944 --> 00:20:27,122
and he would see you at
your house. He flagged a cab.
362
00:20:27,146 --> 00:20:30,392
What? Oh, thanks.
363
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:32,327
Sam, Larry's on his
way over there right now.
364
00:20:32,351 --> 00:20:35,097
Get those two oddballs
out of there, quick.
365
00:20:35,121 --> 00:20:37,655
Aye, aye, sir.
366
00:20:45,464 --> 00:20:47,342
Oh, E-Esmeralda, I'm sorry to...
367
00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:49,511
Oh, Samantha,
wait till you hear this.
368
00:20:49,535 --> 00:20:52,247
Ferdy's powers aren't in
any better shape than mine.
369
00:20:52,271 --> 00:20:56,284
Oh, which reminds me,
here are your pearls back.
370
00:20:56,308 --> 00:20:58,954
I'm afraid that was my doing.
371
00:20:58,978 --> 00:21:00,722
I tell you, I was
a nervous wreck
372
00:21:00,746 --> 00:21:01,990
for fear that she'd find out,
373
00:21:02,014 --> 00:21:04,259
but as it turned out,
she's a wreck too.
374
00:21:04,283 --> 00:21:06,295
What a relief. Ha-ha-ha!
375
00:21:06,319 --> 00:21:09,465
I'm glad. Now, I hope you
two won't misunderstand, but...
376
00:21:09,489 --> 00:21:12,990
Congratulate us. We're engaged.
377
00:21:14,193 --> 00:21:16,805
Oh, that's wonderful.
378
00:21:16,829 --> 00:21:18,695
Now, what can I give
you for a present?
379
00:21:19,732 --> 00:21:21,910
I know, a trip.
Starting right now.
380
00:21:21,934 --> 00:21:24,212
Well, goodbye and good
luck. Samantha, wait.
381
00:21:24,236 --> 00:21:25,881
Well, I-I can't.
B-but what is it?
382
00:21:25,905 --> 00:21:27,583
There are a few
things in the living room
383
00:21:27,607 --> 00:21:29,752
we couldn't get rid of.
384
00:21:29,776 --> 00:21:31,453
What kind of things?
385
00:21:31,477 --> 00:21:33,555
Well, two seals.
386
00:21:33,579 --> 00:21:35,624
And a smoking salmon.
387
00:21:35,648 --> 00:21:38,315
Oh, my stars.
388
00:21:43,022 --> 00:21:45,400
I don't see anything.
Well, they're gone.
389
00:21:45,424 --> 00:21:48,158
That's one advantage
of being a failure.
390
00:21:52,899 --> 00:21:54,677
Larry, wait.
391
00:21:54,701 --> 00:21:57,179
Would you like me to
work on your pearls?
392
00:21:57,203 --> 00:21:59,970
Oh, no. Uh, never mind.
393
00:22:01,273 --> 00:22:03,618
But you simply must go now.
394
00:22:03,642 --> 00:22:06,621
Would you like me to give
you a little booster shot?
395
00:22:06,645 --> 00:22:10,881
Thanks, but together,
I think we can make it.
396
00:22:19,825 --> 00:22:21,102
What was that?
397
00:22:21,126 --> 00:22:23,938
Hi, sweetheart. What was what?
398
00:22:23,962 --> 00:22:27,175
There were two people standing
there. Esmeralda and a man.
399
00:22:27,199 --> 00:22:29,912
Then they faded away.
400
00:22:29,936 --> 00:22:32,347
Oh, Larry.
401
00:22:32,371 --> 00:22:34,016
You need a rest.
402
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,318
You and Louise should
take a little vacation.
403
00:22:36,342 --> 00:22:38,587
You mean from each other?
404
00:22:38,611 --> 00:22:42,157
That's a perfect example of
why this is happening to you.
405
00:22:42,181 --> 00:22:44,593
It is. It's a perfect example.
406
00:22:44,617 --> 00:22:46,750
In what way? In what way?
407
00:22:48,087 --> 00:22:50,899
It's your whole
attitude toward Louise.
408
00:22:50,923 --> 00:22:52,600
When you don't respect someone,
409
00:22:52,624 --> 00:22:54,402
when you treat them
as if they don't exist,
410
00:22:54,426 --> 00:22:57,005
they just disappear
from your consciousness.
411
00:22:57,029 --> 00:22:58,929
They... They fade away.
412
00:23:00,366 --> 00:23:02,845
Follow me?
413
00:23:02,869 --> 00:23:03,934
No.
414
00:23:11,944 --> 00:23:13,488
Hello?
415
00:23:13,512 --> 00:23:16,980
Oh, hi, Louise. Yes, he's here.
416
00:23:18,717 --> 00:23:20,529
Oh, you don't say.
417
00:23:20,553 --> 00:23:24,065
Uh, Larry, it's Louise.
418
00:23:24,089 --> 00:23:28,370
I wonder how Miss AT&T managed
to squeeze me into her schedule.
419
00:23:28,394 --> 00:23:30,572
What Louise just told me
420
00:23:30,596 --> 00:23:32,874
is gonna make you
feel pretty foolish.
421
00:23:32,898 --> 00:23:35,644
The line's been
out of order all day.
422
00:23:35,668 --> 00:23:41,150
Sure, with the way she
stays glued to the phone.
423
00:23:41,174 --> 00:23:44,074
If I were you, I'd take
her to Chicago with me.
424
00:23:46,478 --> 00:23:48,979
You're right. And I will.
425
00:23:52,585 --> 00:23:55,597
Hello, teddy bear.
426
00:23:55,621 --> 00:23:57,699
What do you mean,
where have I been all day?
427
00:23:57,723 --> 00:24:00,401
Most of it I've spent
trying to call you.
428
00:24:00,425 --> 00:24:03,772
But never mind that.
429
00:24:03,796 --> 00:24:05,774
How would you like
to pack your toothbrush
430
00:24:05,798 --> 00:24:09,166
and your chin strap
and come to Chicago?
431
00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:13,015
Honey, I was just kidding.
432
00:24:13,039 --> 00:24:15,550
What are you getting
so uptight about?
433
00:24:15,574 --> 00:24:18,253
Sam and Darrin know
you don't use a chin strap.
434
00:24:18,277 --> 00:24:20,455
It was a joke.
435
00:24:20,479 --> 00:24:23,091
All right, so you
don't think it's funny.
436
00:24:23,115 --> 00:24:26,628
How about going to Chicago?
437
00:24:26,652 --> 00:24:28,864
What kind of an
attitude is that?
438
00:24:28,888 --> 00:24:31,322
She refuses to go.
439
00:24:32,791 --> 00:24:35,304
I am not persecuting you.
440
00:24:35,328 --> 00:24:37,673
It's all in your imagination.
441
00:24:37,697 --> 00:24:42,633
But... But... But...
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