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Sam?
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Hi, sweetheart. Hi.
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How'd it go? Like silk.
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Larry and I played just a
little under our usual game,
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and, fortunately,
Mr. Langley beat us.
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What'd he shoot?
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A 68.
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Oh, my. It was certainly
decent of you to let him win.
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He made us look like hackers.
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But considering
he's the president
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of Bigelow Industries,
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it was the least we could do.
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And you got the account?
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Right.
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Darrin? Hm?
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There's something I've
been meaning to ask.
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How come Mr. Langley is
president of Bigelow Industries?
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Well, the rumor
is that Mr. Langley
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quietly garnered the
majority of the stock.
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And the next thing
Bigelow knew, he was out.
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Oh.
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Now, for, uh, some
more good news.
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Yes? Mr. Langley has invited us
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to join his country club.
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I like the other
good news better.
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Well, naturally, I made it clear
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that I wanted to
discuss it with you first.
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Darrin, we don't need to
join some dumb country club.
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I couldn't agree more.
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But this situation's
a little bit delicate.
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See, J.J. Langley is
not only the president
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of Bigelow Industries,
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he is the president
and founder of the club.
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And it wouldn't be good
business to turn him down.
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Okay. We'll join.
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Good. I filled out the
application this morning.
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I thought you said you wanted
to discuss it with me first.
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We just discussed it, didn't we?
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Anyway, uh, here's
the procedure.
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Sometime next week,
I have to play golf
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with two of the men on
the admissions committee,
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and you're expected to entertain
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the ladies on the committee.
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Heh. How does that thrill you?
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I have a better idea. Hm?
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Why don't I play golf and
you entertain the ladies?
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Ah!
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My dear child.
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How are you?
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Mother, it's not that
I'm not glad to see you,
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but don't you think
that Darrin and I
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deserve a certain
amount of privacy?
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Who?
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Oh, him.
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Sam, don't expect your
mother to be gracious.
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She doesn't do imitations.
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And if you'll excuse me,
I'll go upstairs and change.
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Oh, please don't
change, Durwood.
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I want to forget you
exactly as you are.
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Mother... Hm?
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If you are going to insist
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upon popping in like this,
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uh, couldn't you be
a bit more pleasant?
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Well, it isn't easy.
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But I'll try.
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Can't you see what
that feeble excuse
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for a husband is doing to you?
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He's turning you
into a live-in maid,
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an unpaid cook and a babysitter.
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And now he's forcing you
to submit to the environment
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of a country club,
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which is just a meeting place
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for organized mortal snobs.
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I would love to sit
here and bicker,
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but I have to get lunch.
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So if you'll excuse
me... Now, wait.
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Wait.
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Why can't you take an example
from your cousin Serena?
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Oh. Well, she doesn't worry
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about diapers or
dinners or country clubs.
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She's footloose and fancy-free.
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She's quicksilver.
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She lives in the
sparkle of a star,
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in a flash of color.
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See all the fun you're missing?
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How about those handsome devils?
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I wouldn't trade Darrin
for a hundred of them.
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And he's every
bit as attractive.
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Mortal life has not only thrown
sand in your mental gears,
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it has also affected
your eyesight.
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If you'd like some
lunch, stick around.
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Hmph! Tsk.
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There must be some way
to make her see the light,
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some way to remind her
of what she's given up.
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Of course.
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I wonder why it didn't
dawn on me before.
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The Corsican brothers
Were hexed by a spell
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Which will work on
cousins Just as well
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From this point on
Without further ado
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What Serena feels
Samantha will too
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Well!
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Oh!
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Okay, who's the wise guy?
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Sweetheart, you'll be
ready for lunch soon?
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Well, that depends.
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Is Ma Barker still here?
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Darrin, that is no way
to talk about my mother.
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And she's gone.
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You're pretty gone
yourself, you know that?
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Well, thank you, sir.
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No, I mean it.
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About the country club, I
know we don't dig that stuff.
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It was really great of
you to go along with it.
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Hm.
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You're the best little
witch a man ever had.
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Oh, be careful, my
sweet. Those are very hot.
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Mm! Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Oh. Ooh. What...? What was that?
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Heh. It's called a kiss.
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Uh, n-no.
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I-I felt a burning sensation.
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They don't call me
"Hot Lips" Stephens
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for nothing.
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I-I guess there must be a lot
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of static electricity
in the air.
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Oh, h-hi, Larry.
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Hi, Sam, Darrin. Hi, Larry.
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Louise was still asleep
when I got back from golf,
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so I thought I'd just drop over.
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Mm. Darrin tell
you the good news
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about our getting
the Langley account?
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Oh, uh, y-yes. That's wonderful.
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And how about Langley
inviting you to join his club?
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I just can't tell you
how I feel about that.
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I knew you'd be delighted.
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And I've got more good news.
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We were blackballed?
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What?
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You know Sam and
her sense of humor.
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You may not realize
it, but it's a great honor
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to be invited to join that club.
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Yes. I-I'm sure it is.
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Stop that.
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It's certainly nothing
to laugh about.
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I didn't know you were ticklish.
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Well, I am.
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I'm sorry.
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Well, I'm not that ticklish.
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Uh... Uh, Larry, y-you said
you had more good news?
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Oh... Oh... Oh, yes.
Langley just called.
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Boy, you really made
an impression on him.
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And his wife.
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She heads up the women's
admissions committee.
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Oh.
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She wants...
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She and her co-chairman wanna
drop in and meet Sam right away.
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Right aw...? Right away, when?
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This afternoon.
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This afternoon?
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I knew you'd be tickled.
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Mrs. Langley suggested
3:00, if that's okay with you.
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3:00?
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Oh. Ha-ha-ha!
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I never knew 3:00
was such a funny hour.
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Why am I laughing?
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I have to go home
and wake up Louise.
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Well, bye, you two.
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Good luck.
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Honey. Hm?
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What's the matter with you?
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Well, I-I don't... I don't know.
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I-I've just got the
giggles, I guess.
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Well, you laughed in
some pretty unfunny places.
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Well... Well, I
couldn't help it.
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It... It was involuntary.
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Like... Like the hiccups.
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Sam, is there something
wrong with you?
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Uh, something witchy?
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Oh... Oh, please. Please.
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Uh, ju... Just don't mention it.
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Oh, now, Clark,
behave yourself. Ha-ha.
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Let's order some
lunch. I'm starved.
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Maybe we ought to
have lunch. I'm starved.
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Wait until you taste
this lobster salad.
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It's delicious.
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I think I'll have the
ring-tailed pheasant.
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It sounds out of sight.
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Uh, why do I have
this sudden craving
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for ring-tailed pheasant?
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The last time you wanted
ring-tailed pheasant,
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we found out Adam
was on his way.
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No, I can assure you this is not
the same ring-tailed pheasant.
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Well, excuse me.
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I have to go to the market.
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Uh, in the middle of lunch?
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Would you care to explain that?
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Not now. I have to have
some ring-tailed pheasant.
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Uh, besides, I, uh... I-I
wanna pick up something
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to serve Mrs. Langley and
her friend when they arrive.
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I think I'd better do something
to make sure they don't arrive.
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Darrin, don't just stand there.
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I have got to have some
ring-tailed pheasant.
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Here's some chicken
Kiev. Won't that do?
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No. No, it has to be
ring-tailed pheasant.
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Care for some more?
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Oh, no.
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I couldn't eat another bite.
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Here it is.
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Springer's ring-tailed pheasant.
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Too late.
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My craving just vanished.
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Well, uh, come on.
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There's some things I wanna get
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for the ladies of
the Inquisition.
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Uh, Sam, will you
forget about them?
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I'm gonna call Larry right
now and tell him to cancel.
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Oh, Darrin, don't worry.
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As soon as we get home, I'll
get in touch with Dr. Bombay,
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and he'll fix whatever's
wrong with me.
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Yeah.
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I'm gonna call Larry right
now and tell him to cancel.
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Come on. Let's groove.
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There's no music.
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There is now.
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I tried to get Larry,
but his line is busy.
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What are you doing?
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I think I'm dancing.
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You can dance
your way out of here
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and into the parking lot,
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and I'll call Larry as
soon as we get home.
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That's it.
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Let's take five, or maybe 10.
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It stopped.
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Just as suddenly as it started.
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I don't understand it.
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
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I'll call Larry and get rid of
Mrs. Langley and her friend
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while you get in touch with
Dr. Bombay, and I'm sure...
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Heh. Uh, Mrs. Langley, right?
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When you're right, you're right.
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Why are they here an hour early?
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To take me by surprise.
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It's an old female trick
used by old females.
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Well, they're here,
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so let's just make
the best of it.
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Oh, Mrs. Langley.
How nice to see you.
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I'd like you to meet
my wife, Samantha.
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Oh, how do you
do? How do you do?
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And may I introduce
my co-chairman,
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Mrs. Hunter. Mrs. Hunter.
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Nice to meet you.
So nice to know you.
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I know we're a little bit early,
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but I thought you wouldn't mind.
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Oh, no. No, of course not.
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Please, come right in.
257
00:13:34,430 --> 00:13:35,544
Please, ladies,
258
00:13:35,568 --> 00:13:38,019
uh, do go in and make
yourselves comfortable.
259
00:13:38,043 --> 00:13:40,226
Uh, could I fix you
ladies a cocktail?
260
00:13:40,250 --> 00:13:41,418
A cocktail?
261
00:13:42,657 --> 00:13:45,009
Well, hardly in the middle
of the day. Thank you.
262
00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:47,382
Sweetheart, it's
earlier than you think.
263
00:13:47,406 --> 00:13:49,556
I think it's later than I think.
264
00:13:49,580 --> 00:13:52,365
Please, please. Won't you go in
and make yourselves comfortable?
265
00:13:52,389 --> 00:13:54,640
And, um, I'll start
the refreshments.
266
00:13:54,664 --> 00:13:55,666
I'll help you, honey.
267
00:13:59,279 --> 00:14:01,730
Uh-oh. It's Hermione.
268
00:14:01,754 --> 00:14:03,470
Who's Hermione?
269
00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:04,527
My wife.
270
00:14:07,740 --> 00:14:09,924
You are a rat.
271
00:14:09,948 --> 00:14:13,557
And that is an insult to rats.
272
00:14:14,662 --> 00:14:18,786
Serena, my dear,
you seem to be upset.
273
00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:20,257
I am.
274
00:14:20,281 --> 00:14:22,666
The beast didn't tell
me he was married.
275
00:14:22,690 --> 00:14:25,508
I hate men, all men.
276
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,715
Sam, why are you
being so obstinate?
277
00:14:27,739 --> 00:14:29,454
Don't you know that
there's something
278
00:14:29,478 --> 00:14:30,658
radically wrong with you?
279
00:14:30,682 --> 00:14:32,197
Yes. And I know what it is.
280
00:14:32,221 --> 00:14:33,835
You. What?
281
00:14:33,859 --> 00:14:35,641
Oh, I-I'm sorry, sweetheart.
282
00:14:35,665 --> 00:14:37,414
I-I guess I'm upset.
283
00:14:37,439 --> 00:14:40,591
Being a man, you
wouldn't understand.
284
00:14:40,615 --> 00:14:42,998
You're beginning to bug me.
285
00:14:43,022 --> 00:14:44,939
And I don't know why.
286
00:14:44,963 --> 00:14:46,410
Well... Well, I do.
287
00:14:46,434 --> 00:14:47,714
Whatever is wrong with you
288
00:14:47,738 --> 00:14:49,587
is probably a spell
of your mother's.
289
00:14:49,611 --> 00:14:53,990
Spell or no spell,
you're bugging me.
290
00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:04,034
I'm sorry it took so long.
291
00:15:04,058 --> 00:15:05,806
But that's what happens when men
292
00:15:05,831 --> 00:15:07,735
decide to help
out in the kitchen.
293
00:15:10,112 --> 00:15:12,852
Well, answer the door, will you?
294
00:15:14,727 --> 00:15:17,433
At least they're
good for something.
295
00:15:19,009 --> 00:15:20,790
Hi, Darrin. Oh,
Larry, what are you...?
296
00:15:20,814 --> 00:15:23,086
I just came by to keep you
company when the ladies get...
297
00:15:24,827 --> 00:15:26,742
Oh, they're here already.
298
00:15:26,766 --> 00:15:29,585
Yes. They sort of
caught us by surprise.
299
00:15:29,609 --> 00:15:31,057
How are you, Mrs. Langley?
300
00:15:31,081 --> 00:15:32,662
Mrs. Hunter, nice to see you.
301
00:15:32,686 --> 00:15:34,200
Mr. Tate. Hello.
302
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,007
Oh, don't pay any
attention to me, ladies.
303
00:15:36,031 --> 00:15:38,347
I just came by to
keep Darrin company.
304
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,253
How are things going?
305
00:15:40,277 --> 00:15:44,088
We haven't started yet,
and you're not helping.
306
00:15:45,428 --> 00:15:46,841
I beg your pardon?
307
00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:50,287
Tsk. Men are such
a drag, aren't they?
308
00:15:50,311 --> 00:15:52,093
They can be.
309
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:55,169
Mrs. Stephens has a very
special sense of humor.
310
00:15:55,193 --> 00:15:56,575
It takes a little
311
00:15:56,599 --> 00:15:58,280
getting used to,
but it's worth it.
312
00:15:58,304 --> 00:16:00,219
I'm sure.
313
00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:02,761
Mr. Stephens, the
purpose of our visit
314
00:16:02,785 --> 00:16:05,972
was to get to know
Mrs. Stephens. So...
315
00:16:05,996 --> 00:16:08,369
In other words, get lost.
316
00:16:10,410 --> 00:16:12,559
Sure.
317
00:16:12,583 --> 00:16:13,586
Sure.
318
00:16:15,694 --> 00:16:18,045
Now, where were we?
319
00:16:18,069 --> 00:16:19,649
What's she mad about?
320
00:16:19,673 --> 00:16:21,055
Oh, yeah, she's not mad.
321
00:16:21,079 --> 00:16:24,900
Uh, when she gets nervous,
she just sounds mad.
322
00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:27,041
Oh, boy, what have
you got for a hangover?
323
00:16:27,065 --> 00:16:29,214
How about a bicarb?
324
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:33,250
This is a hangover
I'm trying to get.
325
00:16:36,897 --> 00:16:38,244
Oh, my goodness.
326
00:16:38,268 --> 00:16:39,515
Oh, excuse me, ladies.
327
00:16:39,539 --> 00:16:42,179
Uh, my canapés are burning.
328
00:16:45,191 --> 00:16:46,660
Oh.
329
00:16:47,666 --> 00:16:49,280
You really surprise me, Serena.
330
00:16:49,304 --> 00:16:51,822
Crying because a silly warlock
331
00:16:51,846 --> 00:16:53,293
ran out on you?
332
00:16:53,317 --> 00:16:56,237
I'm not crying because
he ran out on me.
333
00:16:56,261 --> 00:16:57,574
Then why are you?
334
00:16:57,598 --> 00:16:59,614
Because
335
00:16:59,638 --> 00:17:03,482
now I don't have anything
to do this afternoon.
336
00:17:04,488 --> 00:17:06,169
Oh, thank you.
337
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,577
I-I'm... I'm afraid
they're a little scorched.
338
00:17:08,601 --> 00:17:11,754
It's the first time
it's happened. Uh...
339
00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:14,764
It makes me so
angry I could cry.
340
00:17:14,788 --> 00:17:18,309
Oh, but, my dear,
they're not that scorched.
341
00:17:18,333 --> 00:17:22,913
Oh, why, you can barely
tell that they're burnt.
342
00:17:25,523 --> 00:17:27,908
Now what's the matter with her?
343
00:17:27,932 --> 00:17:31,888
Well, she, uh... It
must be her hay fever.
344
00:17:31,912 --> 00:17:34,228
I never knew Sam had hay fever.
345
00:17:34,252 --> 00:17:35,265
Well, you know Sam.
346
00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:38,241
She hates to brag. Heh.
347
00:17:38,265 --> 00:17:41,184
I think I'd better have
another one of these.
348
00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:44,395
Oh, stop sniveling this instant.
349
00:17:44,419 --> 00:17:47,037
You're spoiling everything.
350
00:17:47,061 --> 00:17:48,330
What am I spoiling?
351
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,403
None of your business.
352
00:17:51,442 --> 00:17:53,759
But you need something
to cheer you up.
353
00:17:53,783 --> 00:17:54,997
Ah.
354
00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:59,110
Drink this, and it will
change your whole outlook.
355
00:17:59,134 --> 00:18:00,983
It will? Mm-hm.
356
00:18:01,007 --> 00:18:03,881
One drink, and look out.
357
00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:06,088
Sounds groovy.
358
00:18:12,043 --> 00:18:14,025
Mm!
359
00:18:14,049 --> 00:18:15,797
It's not bad.
360
00:18:15,821 --> 00:18:18,139
What is it?
361
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:20,268
Witches' Joy Juice.
362
00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:23,523
I never heard of it.
363
00:18:23,547 --> 00:18:25,452
Well, that's because
I just made it up.
364
00:18:28,898 --> 00:18:33,925
You know, you've
been very good to me,
365
00:18:33,949 --> 00:18:37,859
and I'd like to thank you both.
366
00:18:40,637 --> 00:18:42,953
Tabitha. What an odd name.
367
00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:44,381
Is that Scandinavian?
368
00:18:47,961 --> 00:18:51,148
No. It's international.
369
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,558
Oh, were you born
abroad by any chance?
370
00:18:54,582 --> 00:18:55,695
Huh?
371
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,699
Oh.
372
00:18:56,723 --> 00:18:59,206
Heh-heh. No. A-Actually, I...
373
00:18:59,231 --> 00:19:00,846
Why do you wanna
know where I was born?
374
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:02,953
That's no way to judge a person.
375
00:19:02,977 --> 00:19:04,759
Oh, well, of course not.
376
00:19:04,783 --> 00:19:06,430
We only asked because...
377
00:19:06,454 --> 00:19:10,377
Because you don't accept
foreign-born members, right?
378
00:19:10,401 --> 00:19:12,517
That is not true.
379
00:19:12,541 --> 00:19:14,892
We have one
member from Brooklyn.
380
00:19:14,916 --> 00:19:17,701
Oh, is that a fact?
381
00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:19,039
Whoopee!
382
00:19:19,063 --> 00:19:20,343
I beg your pardon?
383
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,282
Well, if a member from Brooklyn
384
00:19:22,306 --> 00:19:27,065
doesn't deserve a
"whoopee," who does?
385
00:19:27,089 --> 00:19:28,893
Hi.
386
00:19:33,076 --> 00:19:35,092
Now what's the matter with her?
387
00:19:35,116 --> 00:19:38,704
Well, uh, w-when
Sam gets nervous
388
00:19:38,728 --> 00:19:40,476
and then starts sounding mad,
389
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:43,085
she usually takes
a little nip or two
390
00:19:43,109 --> 00:19:44,958
to give her confidence.
391
00:19:44,982 --> 00:19:48,692
This stuff sure
does cheer you up.
392
00:19:51,336 --> 00:19:53,318
I think you're happy enough.
393
00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:55,414
Oh, auntie.
394
00:19:56,887 --> 00:19:58,870
Have another burnt offering.
395
00:19:58,894 --> 00:20:01,044
Ooh! Ha-ha! Whoopsie-daisy.
396
00:20:01,068 --> 00:20:04,020
No, no, no, no. Leave
them for the mice. Ha-ha.
397
00:20:04,044 --> 00:20:08,133
Just a little whimsy
to liven up the party.
398
00:20:08,157 --> 00:20:09,805
Darrin, do something, quick.
399
00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:11,544
Or we'll lose the
Langley account.
400
00:20:11,568 --> 00:20:13,016
And we don't even have it yet.
401
00:20:13,040 --> 00:20:14,020
What can I do?
402
00:20:14,044 --> 00:20:15,156
I don't know.
403
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,361
Yell "fire."
404
00:20:16,385 --> 00:20:17,452
Anything.
405
00:20:18,691 --> 00:20:20,541
Perhaps we should
have given Mrs. Stephens
406
00:20:20,565 --> 00:20:22,281
a little more notice.
407
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,120
Uh, we seem to have
caught her at a bad time.
408
00:20:24,144 --> 00:20:26,661
Oh, no. Not at all.
409
00:20:26,685 --> 00:20:30,440
Anytime would have
been a bad time.
410
00:20:30,464 --> 00:20:33,182
Say, where did you get that hat?
411
00:20:33,207 --> 00:20:35,723
Oh, uh, do you like it?
412
00:20:35,747 --> 00:20:36,995
Nope.
413
00:20:37,019 --> 00:20:40,172
I just wanna make sure
I stay out of that store.
414
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:41,777
I think we should be leaving.
415
00:20:41,801 --> 00:20:42,870
Oh, there's an idea.
416
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:46,382
Whoop. Hee-hee.
417
00:20:49,292 --> 00:20:50,606
You're not leaving already?
418
00:20:50,630 --> 00:20:52,078
We really must go.
419
00:20:52,102 --> 00:20:53,416
Oh, no. Please stay.
420
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,987
You're entitled
to an explanation,
421
00:20:55,011 --> 00:20:56,659
and I'm going to give it to you,
422
00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:58,666
just as soon as I
find out what it is.
423
00:20:58,690 --> 00:20:59,904
Excuse us just a minute.
424
00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:01,308
Uh, Mrs. Langley, Mrs. Hunter,
425
00:21:01,332 --> 00:21:03,214
please come back
and sit down. You...
426
00:21:03,238 --> 00:21:04,953
Samantha's not
really herself today.
427
00:21:04,977 --> 00:21:08,899
But I-I-I'm sure in no
time, we'll find out...
428
00:21:08,923 --> 00:21:10,995
Uh, s-sit down.
429
00:21:12,869 --> 00:21:15,622
Samantha, what
the devil is going on?
430
00:21:15,646 --> 00:21:17,717
Don't ask me. Ask the devil.
431
00:21:19,191 --> 00:21:21,875
Or his closest relative, who
happens to be your mother.
432
00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:23,080
Ooh.
433
00:21:23,104 --> 00:21:25,421
I think there's no
reason to wait longer.
434
00:21:25,445 --> 00:21:27,193
I'm afraid I found out
more than I want to.
435
00:21:27,217 --> 00:21:29,367
Uh, Mrs. Langley,
please. Uh, l-ladies,
436
00:21:29,391 --> 00:21:31,875
I-I'm sure if you... If you'll
just wait for just a second...
437
00:21:31,899 --> 00:21:34,484
Mrs. Langley. Mrs. Langley, I
promised you an explanation,
438
00:21:34,508 --> 00:21:36,055
and I think I-I finally have it.
439
00:21:36,079 --> 00:21:37,360
Yes?
440
00:21:37,384 --> 00:21:39,968
The only problem
is how to explain it.
441
00:21:39,992 --> 00:21:41,875
Oh, please don't bother.
442
00:21:41,899 --> 00:21:44,517
Mr. Langley is going
to be very disappointed.
443
00:21:44,541 --> 00:21:45,520
Tsk.
444
00:21:45,544 --> 00:21:47,259
That's too bad.
445
00:21:47,283 --> 00:21:49,232
But I bet he won't be
half as disappointed
446
00:21:49,257 --> 00:21:53,346
as Mr. Bigelow was when
Mr. Langley got rid of him.
447
00:21:53,370 --> 00:21:55,085
When I tell Mr. Langley
448
00:21:55,109 --> 00:21:57,894
about this
outrageous interview...
449
00:21:57,918 --> 00:22:00,335
That's what you get
for dropping in early
450
00:22:00,359 --> 00:22:01,807
and snooping on people.
451
00:22:01,831 --> 00:22:03,513
Outrageous interviews.
452
00:22:03,537 --> 00:22:05,018
Ha-ha.
453
00:22:05,042 --> 00:22:07,860
I suppose you know
what this means.
454
00:22:07,884 --> 00:22:10,636
I suppose you know
what this means.
455
00:22:10,661 --> 00:22:13,446
Uh, Mrs. Langley,
Darrin's just an employee.
456
00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:15,340
I'm the president
of McMann & Tate.
457
00:22:19,121 --> 00:22:20,959
Peekaboo.
458
00:22:22,164 --> 00:22:24,683
I suppose you know
what this means.
459
00:22:24,707 --> 00:22:26,957
I sure do.
460
00:22:26,981 --> 00:22:28,483
Whoopee!
461
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:31,806
Ooh, my.
462
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:34,369
Ha-ha. Ooh, the
Kickapoo Joy Juice.
463
00:22:44,070 --> 00:22:46,956
I have a wonderful
idea for your mother.
464
00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:48,260
What's that?
465
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:50,500
She should be sent
to a psychiatrist,
466
00:22:50,524 --> 00:22:52,306
if witches have such a thing.
467
00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:53,544
They don't.
468
00:22:53,568 --> 00:22:55,685
Then they should
invent one just for her.
469
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,222
Oh, will you calm down?
470
00:22:57,246 --> 00:22:59,998
She came back and took
the spell off me, didn't she?
471
00:23:00,022 --> 00:23:02,172
Hm. That was swell of her.
472
00:23:02,196 --> 00:23:05,148
After I lost the
Langley account.
473
00:23:05,172 --> 00:23:07,089
You do realize
you're talking to a man
474
00:23:07,113 --> 00:23:09,028
who's going to have
to find a new job?
475
00:23:09,052 --> 00:23:12,472
Well, maybe it's
time for a change.
476
00:23:12,496 --> 00:23:14,780
Yeah, of wives.
477
00:23:14,804 --> 00:23:16,641
Darrin.
478
00:23:22,095 --> 00:23:23,642
Hi, Darrin.
479
00:23:23,667 --> 00:23:25,537
I thought you and
I weren't speaking.
480
00:23:27,378 --> 00:23:28,927
Where's your sense of humor?
481
00:23:28,951 --> 00:23:30,364
When I said you were fired,
482
00:23:30,388 --> 00:23:32,370
you didn't think I
meant you were fired?
483
00:23:32,395 --> 00:23:33,608
What did you mean?
484
00:23:33,632 --> 00:23:34,946
Hi, Sam.
485
00:23:34,970 --> 00:23:36,351
Wait till you hear.
486
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,354
Hear what?
487
00:23:37,378 --> 00:23:39,194
I just heard it on the radio.
488
00:23:39,218 --> 00:23:41,201
The swindle that Langley
pulled to get Bigelow
489
00:23:41,225 --> 00:23:43,943
out of the company
will be front-page stuff.
490
00:23:43,967 --> 00:23:46,551
And our being involved
with him at a time like this
491
00:23:46,575 --> 00:23:48,257
could... Could have ruined us.
492
00:23:48,281 --> 00:23:51,367
That's what I call luck.
493
00:23:51,391 --> 00:23:53,562
What makes you
think it was luck?
494
00:23:54,635 --> 00:23:55,948
Hm?
495
00:23:55,972 --> 00:23:59,093
I told you we
should have told him.
496
00:23:59,117 --> 00:24:00,229
Told him what?
497
00:24:00,253 --> 00:24:02,136
Why I put on that
little performance
498
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,440
for the ladies.
499
00:24:03,464 --> 00:24:05,881
You mean you knew about Langley?
500
00:24:05,905 --> 00:24:07,241
But how?
501
00:24:08,513 --> 00:24:11,499
Well, uh, Sam
didn't, uh, really know.
502
00:24:11,523 --> 00:24:14,142
She just had a, uh, premonition.
503
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:15,781
A premonition?
504
00:24:15,805 --> 00:24:18,757
Come on, Sam, tell me the truth.
505
00:24:18,781 --> 00:24:20,217
How did you find out about it?
506
00:24:22,092 --> 00:24:24,977
Larry, uh, don't tell anybody,
507
00:24:25,001 --> 00:24:29,012
but I'm married to a witch.
508
00:24:38,245 --> 00:24:39,458
A premonition, huh?
509
00:24:39,482 --> 00:24:42,357
Now, let's have a drink on it.
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