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Darrin. You're pacing.
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What?
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You know, "to-ing"
and "fro-ing,"
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and "to-ing" and "fro-ing."
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I wasn't even aware of it.
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Mm, I guess it's
because I feel a little guilty
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about dropping the whole
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Barrows Umbrella
account in Larry's lap.
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Sweetheart, we are
in Salem on a vacation.
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Sort of.
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Now, we planned
to take a nice drive
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up the coast to Gloucester
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and have some lobster and...
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And that's probably Larry.
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Don't worry, sweetheart.
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I'll get rid of him.
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Oh.
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Hi, Larry.
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Hey. How'd you know it was me?
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A wild guess.
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I bet you can't
guess why I'm calling.
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It's about the Barrows Umbrella
account, and you want me to...
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Wrong. I'm calling
because I got an idea
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how you can have
a vacation with pay.
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I thought that's what I had.
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Oh, you do. You do.
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What I was referring
to is a little extra bonus.
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And to get it, all
you have to do
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is come down here to Boston
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and help me cinch
the Barrows account.
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I thought you said
you weren't calling
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about the Barrows account.
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Oh, I'm not. I'm calling
about your bonus.
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Forget it, Larry. Now, you
have my rough layouts and...
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Oh, yes, and they're
fine. They're fine.
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Good. Then you can cinch the
Barrows account on your own.
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I must say, you're not
showing much appreciation
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to someone who merely
called to offer you a bonus.
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Not interested, Larry.
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And good luck with Barrows. Bye.
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Ingrate!
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Larry talk you into
going to Boston?
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Absolutely not. I was firm.
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Oh. Well, that's too bad.
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Too bad?
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Y-yes. I've been called
to an emergency meeting
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of the Witches' Council.
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Terrific.
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Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart,
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but Mother's giving a
special demonstration
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of incantations past,
present and future.
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Uh, maybe you
could call him back.
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Before I'd call him back,
I'd go sightseeing alone.
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Why alone, when Serena's
ready, willing and able?
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Hi, little cousin.
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Hi there, tall, dark and mortal.
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If you don't mind, Serena,
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you're one sight
I'd rather not see.
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Oh. The charm-school dropout
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is in rare form today. Ha-ha!
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Serena, the hotel
doesn't allow pets
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or helicopters in the room,
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so would you mind
getting rid of it?
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That can be arranged.
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And when you get rid
of it, be sure you're in it.
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Oh, that's cute.
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Darrin, there's no
reason to be rude.
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I'm sorry I was a few days late
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for the convention, Sammy,
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but I got involved
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in the world kite-flying
championships in India.
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Uh, guess what.
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What?
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I was disqualified.
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Disqualified?
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On a mere technicality.
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Instead of flying
it, I towed it.
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Oh, that's a shame.
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I wouldn't have
disqualified you.
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You wouldn't?
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Of course not.
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The longer you're in the air,
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the more chance you
have of hitting a tree.
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Ohh.
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Sweetheart, i-in
the best interest
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of keeping peace in the family,
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why don't you reconsider and
go sightseeing with Serena?
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I have to go to the
meeting anyway.
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Two's company, except
when she's one of the two.
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I could meet you at
the Gloucester House
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for lunch.
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Absolutely under
no circumstances
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will I go anyplace with her.
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Oh! He's such a darling.
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And since the invitation
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comes straight from
the heart, I accept.
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Mwah.
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Good. I'll meet you
there about noon.
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I think I missed
something somewhere.
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Get in.
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I will, just as soon as
I get over the shock.
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I was expecting a broom.
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My broom is getting a lube job.
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This is a loaner.
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Ah! I'll drive.
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Okay, poopsie.
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I like it. I like it.
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It's certainly the work
of a talented man.
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Well, then, shall we get down
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to the business of,
uh, contracts, et cetera?
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But it misses.
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It just misses.
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Well, I'm sure Stephens
will have no trouble
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putting it on target.
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And I guarantee we'll shoot
the sales of Barrows Umbrellas
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far beyond your expectations.
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I expect everybody in the
world to own a Barrows umbrella.
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Stop the car!
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Stop the car.
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What is that?
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It's just a statue.
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Well...
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that statue is a sight,
and we are sightseeing.
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"They that go down
to the sea in ships."
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Who is this cat, anyway?
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Don't you know anything?
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This is the famous
Fisherman's Memorial.
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Oh.
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And what a knockout
of a memorial he is.
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Just dig that
weather-beaten face
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and those powerful arms.
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Ah! What a ball to
be steered by him.
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Well, Serena,
this is the closest
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you're going to
get to this "cat,"
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unless you turn
yourself into a seagull.
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Dum-dum, I wouldn't
bet my plantation on that
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if I were you.
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Pride of Gloucester
Sentinel of the sea
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I deem you come alive
And swagger down to me
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Still think he's for the birds?
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Avast, ye hearties. What
the devil's going on here?
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You might call it fun and games.
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Well, I call it insanity.
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Serena, put this
statue back, or...
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Oh! He is not a statue.
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He is flesh and blood.
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Here, touch him.
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Touch me person,
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and I'll thrash you
within an inch of your life.
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You can touch me.
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But him... no.
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Serena, I'm not asking you,
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I'm telling you.
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Put this statue back, or I...
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Here. What a wench.
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It's been 50 years
since I've kissed a lassie.
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Oh! Whoopee!
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You know something?
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They're better
when they're aged.
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Serena, I'm finished with you.
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Well, I'm not.
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Goody.
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Serena. If there isn't a statue
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holding on to that wheel
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by the time I count to three,
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there's going to be trouble.
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Dum-dum... you
are absolutely right.
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Start counting.
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One, two...
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Don't forget, it was your idea.
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Shiver me timbers. What's that?
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Oh, that is a car.
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It's used for transportation
and air polluting.
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Listen, me ancient mariner,
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uh, why don't we split
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to someplace more
romantic, so you can catch up
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on all you've been missing
these last few years?
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"Split?"
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Uh, leave, embark, set sail.
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I'll have none of it if
I have to sail there.
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Well, "set sail" is
just an expression.
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Besides, what have
you got against water?
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Nothing. It just scares
me out of my wits.
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Well, that's ridiculous.
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You're an able-bodied seaman.
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You forget, I stand for all
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those able-bodied
seamen that drowned.
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Okay. Heave to
and we'll fly there.
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The only water you'll see
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is the kind you pour
over your Scotch.
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They call this paradise?
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I haven't named it yet.
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It's just a little
something I whipped up
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to make myself
comfortable in Salem.
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Come, come.
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Say... uh, how about
sitting down and...
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And resting those strong,
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magnificent sea legs of yours?
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Let's not get too close
to the water, please.
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Who's that?
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Oh, it's just an
ex-friend of mine.
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He got stoned one night,
so I left him that way.
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Oh.
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What's the matter, sweetie?
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Me back, lassie. Me back.
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I've been standing over that
wheel for almost 50 years.
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Me back is killing me.
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Oh, dear.
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Well, uh, here.
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Now let me rub it for you.
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How's that?
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Oh.
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Lower, lassie. Lower.
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Gladly.
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Oh! You are gorgeous. Oh, my.
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Ooh!
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Darrin. I-is that you in there?
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Oh, sweetheart.
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I don't know what to say...
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except I have a cousin
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who makes Lucrezia Borgia
look like Shirley Temple.
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But don't you worry.
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I'll figure out a way
to get you out of there.
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The hotel clerk said
they're having lunch
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at the Gloucester House.
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I'm sure we'll find him there.
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I hope so, Mr. Tate.
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Oh, as a matter of fact,
there's Mrs. Stephens now.
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Where?
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I'll say one thing, though:
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If you have to be a statue,
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this is a nice place to be one.
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Over there, talking
to that statue.
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Huh?
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I mean, over
there by that statue.
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Oh. Darrin's probably
around someplace.
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Come on, I wanna introduce you.
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Sam!
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Hi, Sam. Heh-heh.
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Ha-ha.
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Am I glad I found you.
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Oh, well, hi, Larry.
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W-w-what are you
doing in Gloucester?
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Hopefully, having lunch
with you and Darrin.
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Oh, Mr. Barrows,
this is Mrs. Stephens.
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How do you do?
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How do you do?
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Uh, Mr. Barrows is head
of Barrows Umbrellas,
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and he's just dying to hear
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some of Darrin's new ideas.
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That's nice.
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Where is he?
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Who?
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Darrin.
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Oh!
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Well, he's...
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He's hanging around
here somewhere.
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Mrs. Stephens, Tate here
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speaks very highly
of your husband.
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He's got him on
some kind of pedestal.
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Oh. Well, that's nice.
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Darrin's very comfortable
o-on a pedestal.
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Yes, sir. Ha.
264
00:13:23,310 --> 00:13:25,257
Well, Sam. Let's go find him,
265
00:13:25,281 --> 00:13:26,795
and we can go on
to lunch together.
266
00:13:26,819 --> 00:13:29,433
Oh, oh. Let's not
bother with Darrin.
267
00:13:29,457 --> 00:13:31,772
Uh, let's just go to
lunch, just the three of us.
268
00:13:31,796 --> 00:13:32,775
The three of us?
269
00:13:32,799 --> 00:13:33,811
Oh, it'll be fun.
270
00:13:33,835 --> 00:13:35,114
Sam, are you all right?
271
00:13:35,138 --> 00:13:38,454
No. I mean... Um, well...
272
00:13:38,478 --> 00:13:40,660
I get a little lightheaded
when I'm hungry.
273
00:13:40,684 --> 00:13:43,489
And I am just dying for
one of those lobsters.
274
00:13:47,133 --> 00:13:49,881
Larry. Come on, Larry.
275
00:13:49,906 --> 00:13:50,907
Come on.
276
00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:59,104
You know, it's funny,
277
00:13:59,128 --> 00:14:00,807
I've never seen
this statue before,
278
00:14:00,831 --> 00:14:02,934
but it looks very
familiar to me.
279
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:07,811
Wait. This is the
Fisherman's Memorial.
280
00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:12,801
It's dedicated to the more
than 10,000 fishermen
281
00:14:12,825 --> 00:14:14,627
who lost their lives at sea.
282
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,713
Come to think of it,
283
00:14:17,737 --> 00:14:20,420
he looks more defiant and
ferocious than I remember him.
284
00:14:20,444 --> 00:14:23,861
Oh, he looks
ferocious, all right.
285
00:14:23,885 --> 00:14:24,952
Sam.
286
00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,737
Is that all you can see?
287
00:14:27,761 --> 00:14:28,939
Huh?
288
00:14:28,964 --> 00:14:30,309
You know, it's amazing.
289
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:31,745
The face of this statue
290
00:14:31,769 --> 00:14:33,817
looks a... A great
deal like Stephens.
291
00:14:33,841 --> 00:14:35,777
Sam, can't you see
the resemblance?
292
00:14:37,048 --> 00:14:38,996
No. Not really.
293
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:41,390
I mean, examine the chin.
294
00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:46,079
That is not
Darrin's strong chin.
295
00:14:46,103 --> 00:14:48,619
Yeah. His chin is kind of weak.
296
00:14:48,643 --> 00:14:50,289
Very.
297
00:14:50,313 --> 00:14:51,457
Well, now that we decided
298
00:14:51,481 --> 00:14:53,329
the statue doesn't
look like Mr. Stephens,
299
00:14:53,353 --> 00:14:55,033
suppose we take Mrs.
Stephens to lunch?
300
00:14:55,057 --> 00:14:57,773
Uh, uh... Why don't you
two go on without me?
301
00:14:57,797 --> 00:14:59,576
But you just said
you were starving.
302
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,849
Yes, I did, didn't I? Hm.
303
00:15:01,873 --> 00:15:04,822
Well, um, why don't you two
go to the Gloucester House,
304
00:15:04,846 --> 00:15:06,627
and I'll wait here for Darrin?
305
00:15:06,651 --> 00:15:09,066
But we don't wanna take a
chance on missing Darrin.
306
00:15:09,090 --> 00:15:10,336
Why don't we all wait here?
307
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,006
O-oh, uh, Larry, uh,
308
00:15:12,030 --> 00:15:13,810
I don't think that's
such a good idea.
309
00:15:13,834 --> 00:15:15,369
Why not? Yeah, why not?
310
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,391
Because I suddenly remembered
311
00:15:19,415 --> 00:15:21,261
that Darrin said he
was going to take a walk,
312
00:15:21,285 --> 00:15:23,655
and he wanted me to meet
him at the Gloucester House.
313
00:15:25,495 --> 00:15:27,464
You suddenly remembered?
314
00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:29,613
Yes.
315
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:31,718
I-I told you I get
a little lightheaded
316
00:15:31,742 --> 00:15:33,222
when I get hungry.
317
00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:35,561
Especially for lobster.
318
00:15:35,585 --> 00:15:36,997
All right, Tate, let's go.
319
00:15:37,021 --> 00:15:39,292
All this talk about lobster
is making me hungry.
320
00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:08,671
May I help you?
321
00:16:08,695 --> 00:16:11,345
Uh, we're looking for
Mr. Darrin Stephens.
322
00:16:11,369 --> 00:16:13,483
Uh, we have a reservation
for Mr. Stephens,
323
00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:15,587
but I don't believe
he's arrived yet.
324
00:16:15,611 --> 00:16:18,361
Well, that's strange. I
wonder what's holding him up.
325
00:16:18,385 --> 00:16:19,686
I hate to think.
326
00:16:20,991 --> 00:16:23,439
Larry, w-why don't
you and Mr. Barrows
327
00:16:23,463 --> 00:16:24,475
go to the table?
328
00:16:24,499 --> 00:16:26,713
I'll join you in a moment.
329
00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,083
Right this way.
330
00:16:28,107 --> 00:16:29,241
Mr. Barrows.
331
00:16:31,716 --> 00:16:34,999
Bartender. Set them
up for everybody.
332
00:16:35,023 --> 00:16:36,491
I'm buying.
333
00:16:39,801 --> 00:16:43,252
And forget the little
lady who was just here.
334
00:16:43,276 --> 00:16:45,725
She must be a "toteetaler."
335
00:16:45,749 --> 00:16:47,684
A teetotaler. To...
336
00:16:50,994 --> 00:16:52,741
I'm sorry, sweetheart.
337
00:16:52,765 --> 00:16:54,612
I got back as soon as I could.
338
00:16:54,636 --> 00:16:57,318
Trust me. I will find Serena
339
00:16:57,342 --> 00:16:58,621
and get you out of there.
340
00:16:58,645 --> 00:17:01,282
In the meantime,
keep a stiff upper lip.
341
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,392
Oh, I didn't mean that.
342
00:17:07,332 --> 00:17:10,181
Stars and planets
And things in the know
343
00:17:10,205 --> 00:17:12,777
Whisk me to where
Romance can grow
344
00:17:31,756 --> 00:17:35,039
Excuse me... but I'm
looking for two people
345
00:17:35,063 --> 00:17:36,309
whom I thought might be here.
346
00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:37,311
One is...
347
00:17:37,335 --> 00:17:39,383
Oh, you mean,
uh, that pretty girl
348
00:17:39,407 --> 00:17:40,786
and that nutty-looking sailor?
349
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:41,788
They're the ones.
350
00:17:41,812 --> 00:17:43,091
Not that I watched, mind you,
351
00:17:43,115 --> 00:17:44,595
because it was
none of my business,
352
00:17:44,619 --> 00:17:45,798
but they was holding hands,
353
00:17:45,822 --> 00:17:48,504
and kissing and
whispering to each other.
354
00:17:48,528 --> 00:17:50,376
Y-you wanna know what
they was whispering?
355
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:51,711
Uh, no, thank you.
356
00:17:51,735 --> 00:17:53,583
Um, I just wanna
know where they went.
357
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:55,319
Well, I, uh...
358
00:17:55,343 --> 00:17:57,480
I turned back to my
clipping, like this...
359
00:17:59,019 --> 00:18:01,000
And when I turned back,
360
00:18:01,024 --> 00:18:02,993
like this... they was...
361
00:18:04,098 --> 00:18:05,099
Gone.
362
00:18:06,303 --> 00:18:08,050
Just like you.
363
00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:12,995
When John Paul Potter
III drinks, everybody drinks.
364
00:18:13,019 --> 00:18:15,322
Another round for the folks.
365
00:18:16,661 --> 00:18:20,044
Well... the little
"toteetaler" is back.
366
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:22,651
How about a little nip, sweetie?
367
00:18:22,675 --> 00:18:23,986
Oh, well, thanks, uh,
368
00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:26,993
but I think you are doing
just fine for both of us.
369
00:18:27,017 --> 00:18:28,185
Cheers.
370
00:18:32,329 --> 00:18:35,246
♪ Whoa-ho Blow the man down ♪
371
00:18:35,270 --> 00:18:38,554
♪ Gimme some fellows
To follow the sea ♪
372
00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:41,628
♪ Gimme some time
To blow the man down ♪
373
00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:44,869
♪ Blow the man down
Please blow the man down ♪
374
00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:48,310
♪ Whoa, oh! Blow the man down ♪
375
00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:51,351
Young man. Will you
shut up for a moment?
376
00:18:51,375 --> 00:18:53,589
You watch your
tongue, landlubber.
377
00:18:53,613 --> 00:18:55,716
I'll have you swinging
from the yardarm.
378
00:18:56,887 --> 00:18:58,267
Now, you listen to me.
379
00:18:58,291 --> 00:19:01,107
We're in a restaurant
with a young lady.
380
00:19:01,131 --> 00:19:02,843
Now, if I checked my umbrella,
381
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:05,483
I see no reason why
you can't check your hat.
382
00:19:05,507 --> 00:19:08,145
You won't take my hat.
383
00:19:11,421 --> 00:19:13,770
Ah. There you are.
384
00:19:13,794 --> 00:19:15,507
Sam, look who we ran into:
385
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:17,600
Serena and her... boyfriend.
386
00:19:18,905 --> 00:19:21,621
I can't imagine
what's keeping Darrin.
387
00:19:21,645 --> 00:19:23,257
No offense, Mrs. Stephens,
388
00:19:23,281 --> 00:19:24,828
but I'll give him
five more minutes,
389
00:19:24,852 --> 00:19:26,332
and then I leave.
390
00:19:26,356 --> 00:19:28,793
And with me, Tate,
goes my account.
391
00:19:31,802 --> 00:19:33,916
Serena, I think you and I
392
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,341
should have a
few words together.
393
00:19:37,883 --> 00:19:41,088
Excuse me, my little
chicken of the sea.
394
00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:44,396
Oh! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
395
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:47,402
Chicken of the sea. That's me.
396
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:51,924
Serena, I don't wanna know how,
397
00:19:51,948 --> 00:19:53,260
and I don't wanna know why.
398
00:19:53,284 --> 00:19:55,633
I just want a fair exchange:
399
00:19:55,657 --> 00:19:57,103
Darrin for your seaman.
400
00:19:57,127 --> 00:20:01,012
Well, okay, coz,
but believe me...
401
00:20:01,037 --> 00:20:03,752
that is not a fair exchange.
402
00:20:03,776 --> 00:20:07,594
Are you sure you ladies
wouldn't like a little drinky-poo?
403
00:20:07,618 --> 00:20:09,120
Potter's springing.
404
00:20:10,258 --> 00:20:12,060
So is Serena.
405
00:20:14,969 --> 00:20:17,472
I think the party's over.
406
00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:26,795
So long, dumbo.
407
00:20:30,138 --> 00:20:31,283
Sam, what's happening?
408
00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:32,474
Shh, shh.
409
00:20:35,083 --> 00:20:38,300
♪ Blow the man down Will
we blow the man down ♪
410
00:20:38,324 --> 00:20:39,369
♪ Whoa, oh... ♪
411
00:20:39,393 --> 00:20:41,641
I hate to interrupt
your good time,
412
00:20:41,665 --> 00:20:43,077
but if the Pirate of Penzance
413
00:20:43,102 --> 00:20:44,580
isn't out of here immediately,
414
00:20:44,605 --> 00:20:45,939
Barrows Umbrellas will be.
415
00:20:50,051 --> 00:20:51,218
Where did he go?
416
00:20:52,390 --> 00:20:54,325
He was, uh, shanghaied.
417
00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,881
Come on. Come on.
418
00:20:58,905 --> 00:21:00,050
All right, Tate, let's get
419
00:21:00,074 --> 00:21:01,287
my hat and umbrella, and go.
420
00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:02,488
But, Mr. Barrows...
421
00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,861
Gentlemen, look who
I found waiting outside.
422
00:21:04,886 --> 00:21:06,498
Darrin. Thank heaven. Larry.
423
00:21:06,522 --> 00:21:08,336
Uh, Mr. Barrows, this
is Darrin Stephens.
424
00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,940
Hello, Stephens.
Oh, Mr. Barrows.
425
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:11,945
Uh, Darrin, I've just
been telling Mr. Barrows
426
00:21:11,969 --> 00:21:13,815
that the only reason
you're at Salem
427
00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:16,322
is to work on some ideas
for Barrows Umbrellas.
428
00:21:16,346 --> 00:21:18,192
Mr. Stephens...
429
00:21:18,216 --> 00:21:21,400
I've had a very difficult
and strange day.
430
00:21:21,425 --> 00:21:24,340
I no longer have any
interest in any of your ideas.
431
00:21:24,364 --> 00:21:25,876
Uh, Mr. Barrows,
432
00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:28,317
i-if you don't want
to listen to Darrin, uh,
433
00:21:28,341 --> 00:21:29,687
would you listen to me?
434
00:21:29,711 --> 00:21:33,093
Mrs. Stephens, I'm a
businessman most of the time...
435
00:21:33,117 --> 00:21:35,621
but I'm a gentleman
all the time.
436
00:21:37,127 --> 00:21:38,540
Please sit down.
437
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:39,598
Oh, thank you.
438
00:21:40,735 --> 00:21:43,885
Now... tell me about it.
439
00:21:43,909 --> 00:21:46,960
Well... Darrin's idea
440
00:21:46,984 --> 00:21:49,131
is to use the
Fisherman's Memorial
441
00:21:49,155 --> 00:21:51,770
as a symbol for
Barrows Umbrellas.
442
00:21:51,794 --> 00:21:53,408
That's why we were there.
443
00:21:53,432 --> 00:21:55,145
Uh-huh.
444
00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:57,518
Mr. Barrows, what percentage of
445
00:21:57,542 --> 00:21:58,920
umbrellas are bought by women?
446
00:21:58,944 --> 00:22:00,457
About 80 percent.
447
00:22:00,482 --> 00:22:02,162
Aha.
448
00:22:02,186 --> 00:22:04,467
The men don't seem
to wanna buy 'em, right?
449
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:06,672
Well, you see, Darrin's idea
450
00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:09,311
is to make the umbrella
more attractive to men
451
00:22:09,335 --> 00:22:11,416
by associating it with a...
452
00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:15,159
A masculine symbol:
the Fisherman's Memorial.
453
00:22:15,183 --> 00:22:16,484
Hmm.
454
00:22:18,156 --> 00:22:21,273
Mr. Barrows, I'm
sure if you hear
455
00:22:21,297 --> 00:22:22,476
Darrin present his idea,
456
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:24,781
it'll be more impressive.
457
00:22:24,805 --> 00:22:26,318
I like that idea.
458
00:22:26,342 --> 00:22:27,588
But I doubt it.
459
00:22:27,612 --> 00:22:30,249
You know, Samantha
explained it so beautifully.
460
00:22:31,921 --> 00:22:33,389
Tell us the rest
of it, young man.
461
00:22:35,263 --> 00:22:36,564
Uh, picture this:
462
00:22:37,935 --> 00:22:42,222
The helmsman, standing
in the face of a fierce storm,
463
00:22:42,246 --> 00:22:44,760
one hand on the wheel,
464
00:22:44,784 --> 00:22:47,267
the other holding
a Barrows umbrella.
465
00:22:47,291 --> 00:22:48,925
I love it.
466
00:22:50,465 --> 00:22:53,414
"Even the men who go
down to the sea in ships
467
00:22:53,438 --> 00:22:55,786
carry Barrows umbrellas."
468
00:22:55,810 --> 00:22:59,027
Stephens... it's sensational.
469
00:22:59,051 --> 00:23:00,765
Sensational.
470
00:23:00,789 --> 00:23:02,903
You were well worth waiting for.
471
00:23:02,927 --> 00:23:04,540
I told you he would be.
472
00:23:04,564 --> 00:23:06,199
You son of a gun.
473
00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:08,383
But I'd still like to know
474
00:23:08,407 --> 00:23:09,919
where you've been all this time.
475
00:23:09,943 --> 00:23:12,124
W-well, Darrin was just
476
00:23:12,148 --> 00:23:15,565
staring out to
the sea, thinking.
477
00:23:15,589 --> 00:23:17,404
Isn't that right, sweetheart?
478
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:20,577
Yeah. Heh-heh. That's right.
479
00:23:20,601 --> 00:23:22,181
Well, let's everybody
have a drink.
480
00:23:22,205 --> 00:23:23,418
Oh, great idea.
481
00:23:23,442 --> 00:23:26,825
Waitress. Waitress.
482
00:23:26,849 --> 00:23:27,851
Doubles.
483
00:23:33,297 --> 00:23:36,548
You know, sweetheart,
that's a great idea.
484
00:23:36,572 --> 00:23:38,752
"Even men that go
down to the sea in ships
485
00:23:38,776 --> 00:23:40,491
carry Barrows umbrellas."
486
00:23:40,515 --> 00:23:42,395
I've got an idea
for another slogan:
487
00:23:42,419 --> 00:23:45,568
"Not even a nor'easter can
blow out a Barrows umbrella."
488
00:23:45,592 --> 00:23:47,540
Hi.
489
00:23:47,564 --> 00:23:50,214
Speaking of ill winds...
490
00:23:50,238 --> 00:23:52,619
Watch it, ding-dong.
491
00:23:52,643 --> 00:23:55,814
I just popped in to give you
the opportunity of thanking me.
492
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,065
For what?
493
00:23:58,089 --> 00:24:01,038
Well, you landed the
dumb account, didn't you?
494
00:24:01,062 --> 00:24:04,033
I'll thank you to
blow outta here.
495
00:24:28,326 --> 00:24:29,493
Ta-ta.
496
00:24:31,967 --> 00:24:34,850
Darrin... you know something?
497
00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,612
I think I liked your
first slogan better.
498
00:24:41,623 --> 00:24:43,225
Oh, boy.
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