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STREIGER: It all began back in '74 at the Institute.
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I always hated the word prison
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which is why I think of the Streiger Institution as a rehabilitation center.
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These men come here, hardened criminals,
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but as sure as my name is Bulldog Streiger,
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they're going out useful members of society.
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Of course, now and then we run across a tough nut to crack.
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Such a nut was Walter Ballantine
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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The way to a criminal's heart is through his stomach.
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That's rule number one here at the Institute.
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Look what we give 'em last night, for instance.
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Fillet of beef on a nest of tender asparagus tips
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topped with my own delicious Sauce Streiger.
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I tell you it does my heart good to stroll past the mess hall
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and hear the sound of 650 lips smacking in unison.
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By the way, let me tell you the secret of that sauce.
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It's peanut butter. You throw it in with beef drippings.
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But don't tell a soul.
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Some men, however, wouldn't know a gourmet meal if they sat on it.
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But my real pride and joy at the Institute
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is the scientifically designed rehabilitation program
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where we prepared the men for their return
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to the outside world by teaching them a useful trade.
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And if Mr. Walter Ballantine was a bit slow in learning
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I always gave him a chance to try again.
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The real trouble began, however,
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with the arrival, one visiting day, of Ballantine's lawyer,
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Albert G. Karp.
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Sure he carried a briefcase and had been indicted for perjury,
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but my every instinct told me Karp was a fake.
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(CHUCKLING) Don't worry though,
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no chance of Ballantine escaping.
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Nobody gets away from Bulldog Streiger!
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(CRASHING)
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Fifteen minutes.
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Hello, Walter!
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You're looking swell, Walter!
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What do you want, Karp?
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I've come to discuss your new appeal, Walter!
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Cut the crap.
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Aren't you glad to see me, Walter?
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Your soup-strainer's coming off, for Christ sakes.
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I, uh...
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I got a shot, Walter.
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You've always got a shot.
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That train heist was your shot.
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I'm in here and you're out there.
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But I need a planner, Walter.
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And you're the best.
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And even if I would, which I wouldn't,
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how am I supposed to plan a shot from inside the bucket?
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(LAUGHING)
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Well, of course, you have to get out of here.
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Yeah.
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Don't let these wide open spaces fool you.
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This is an A-number-one maximum security tank for lifers.
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I'm in here till I turn up my toes.
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That don't sound like you, Walter.
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Maybe it is maximum security but not for you.
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Not for Walter Ballantine.
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Your cookie-duster's loose again.
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I got a shot, Walter.
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A bank shot.
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One of the sweetest bank shots you ever saw.
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Almost half a million.
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If I was as free as a big-assed bird
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I wouldn't touch a bank shot.
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You wind up with the change in the cashier's cage
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and a load of buckshot in your ass going out the door.
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This is a very interesting bank shot, Walter.
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I'm showing my client a legal document!
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What's this?
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Split the blue cover.
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It's a map.
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The highways, county roads, even rabbit trails for miles around here.
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You'll need it in the break.
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Maybe you didn't hear what I said?
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I heard you, Walter, I heard you.
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But you're not gonna retire yet, Walter.
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You're an artist. Think about it.
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Will you think about it? Okay?
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Okay, don't say okay. Don't say anything.
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We'll keep in touch by mail.
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The old code, huh? You remember.
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Don't give up hope, Walter Ballantine!
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We'll take your appeal to the highest court in the nation!
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Justice is not dead in this land!
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I do believe it is Al G. Karp.
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Huh?
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You sure have got hairy since the last I seen you, Al, old buddy.
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Who me?
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Well, we just don't seem to be getting anywhere. Smedley!
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Yes, sir.
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Open the gate for Mr. Karp.
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Yes, sir. Open the gate.
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(GRUNTING)
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Smedley? Yes, sir.
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You get the state police on the phone.
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Give them Karp's license number.
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I'm very interested in where he's going.
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It might come in handy.
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(MAN CHATTERING ON RADIO)
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Bureau? Frank Streiger here.
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Yeah, calling long distance, Andy Constable.
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Andy! Bulldog.
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How you doing out there in the smog?
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Fine. I got myself a new set of woods. You have to come and play.
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And by the way, Andy, you remember Al G. Karp,
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Walter Ballantine's old buddy?
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Yeah, well, he's coming into L.A. tonight.
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Flight 236, Continental.
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Why don't you give him a loose tail?
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Six inch shit. It'll go right through your liver.
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Go ahead. I'll let you finish.
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You gotta be kidding.
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(GRUNTING)
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(WHISTLE BLOWING)
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(MEN SHOUTING)
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One of the inmates is escaping, and we don't know...
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Walter Upjohn Ballantine!
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MAN: Stop him!
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(MEN SHOUTING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(GUN FIRING)
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All right, don't panic, men!
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Smedley, you get this damn gate open!
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Yes, sir. Okay. Come on...
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(HONKING)
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(SIREN STOPS WAILING)
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(LAUGHING)
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(COUGHING)
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EL: Mr. Ballantine, where are you?
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Mr. Ballantine, are you all right?
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Where's Karp?
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EL: You are Mr. Ballantine, aren't you?
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Everything was going great up till now.
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Who are you? That is the wrong barn!
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Well, Karp sent me. I'm Eleanora.
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But you can call me El.
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Sorry about the barn.
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Where are the clothes?
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Oh, yeah. Oh, oh!
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Hey...
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Why didn't Karp come himself?
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Because he thought that a man and a girl on the bike together
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would seem more natural. Okay?
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When I make a plan, I expect the plan to be stuck to.
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(CHUCKLING) Well, is that a good principle?
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I mean, don't you think that being more elastic would be a better principle?
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I only got two principles.
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One is sticking to the plan,
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and the other is making plans
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without some broad around who wants to talk about principles,
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and who picks the wrong barn.
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Get that thing cranked up.
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(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTING)
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(EL LAUGHING)
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You look super.
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Where are we gonna meet Karp?
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In California.
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What did you say?
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Los Angeles, California.
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He said the shot was in Wichita.
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Well, that's because he knew you didn't like L.A.
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Freaktown. Kook City.
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It's where the nuts are.
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Trouble.
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And if he thinks I'm gonna ride this ball-buster
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all the way to the West Coast, he's spaced.
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(CHUCKLING) Well, don't worry about it, baby,
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we've made other arrangements.
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(SIREN WAILING) Now, wait a...
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(MEN CHATTERING)
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Smedley, step on it!
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My flight leaves in 86 minutes.
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SMEDLEY: They're sure to catch him right around here, Warden.
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I mean, how far can he get on a 50-ton earth-mover?
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STREIGER: Step on it! SMEDLEY: Yes, sir.
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STREIGER: Ballantine is on his way to Los Angeles,
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and there he will rendezvous with Al G. Karp.
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SMEDLEY: How do you know that?
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Smedley, I know Walter Upjohn Ballantine
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better than Ballantine knows himself.
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All right, look, there it is!
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Hey, you mean I've got a private plane all to myself?
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Oh, for us. I'm going too.
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Well, who's paying for this?
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No one. It's being borrowed.
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Oh great! A hot plane. That's a smart idea!
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It's not hot.
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It really is borrowed. All very safe and proper.
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Where the hell would Karp borrow a jet plane from?
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Karp's new backer. A member of the jet set.
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WALTER: What are you staring at?
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Does it fit?
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This stuff's really expensive.
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Saks Fifth Avenue, silk underwear.
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Who really paid for all this?
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Karp's jet set backer. Very rich person.
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You'd like a drink, wouldn't you?
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Bourbon, isn't it?
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Karp said you like bourbon.
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Yeah, bourbon.
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(CHUCKLING) Karp says you're a genius.
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Is something funny? Oh, no.
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Would you like something with your drink?
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What do you have?
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(CHUCKLING) Coffee, tea or me.
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Isn't that what a stewardess would say?
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Well?
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You trying to do a number on me?
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Oh, no, no, nothing like that.
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It's just, well, I just thought
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you have been in prison.
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Well, first, I don't mix job with jazz.
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Second,
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I'm full of sodium nitrate.
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You know what that is? Saltpeter.
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You know why they feed you saltpeter in prison?
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That's why they feed you saltpeter.
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(LAUGHING)
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(SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
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All right, just watch it! Hear?
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(GRUNTS)
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El, baby! Hey, you're looking great, baby!
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Hey, you feel okay, huh? Oh, hello, Karpie!
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Good flight? Hey, you have fun?
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Terrific.
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Hey, Walter, baby!
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What's this baby crap?
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Oh, just out here everybody says "baby."
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Well, I don't like it. Knock it off.
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Let's find some cover. Oh, yes, sure, sure.
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What is that?
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That's Victor. That's my nephew, Victor.
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What is that with him?
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(CHUCKLING) Victor collects old cars.
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Didn't you tell me you once had a nephew in the FBI?
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Yeah, that's Victor.
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Hey, wait a minute, wait, wait, Victor's okay!
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He left the FBI.
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Once a cop, always a cop.
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Not Victor! He got fired from the FBI.
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This bank shot was Victor's idea.
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I should have stood in prison.
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Oh, everything's gonna be great, Walter.
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Who's the broad?
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Which broad?
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(LAUGHING) Oh, El? El? Eleanora.
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She helped you make the break.
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What's her connection?
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(MOUTHING)
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Am I a lip-reader?
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She's the backer.
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The money.
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Victor, meet Walter Ballantine.
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Mr. Ballantine, you've got the most spectacular rap sheet
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in the whole Bureau files.
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I've really, really been looking forward to this.
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(LAUGHING)
264
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See, see, Walter! Victor's okay.
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Shall we take a look at the shot? Huh? Yeah, swell.
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El, sweetie, you get in the front with Victor,
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and I'll keep my old pal company in the back seat, huh?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Number one, come in, please.
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Number one, come in, please.
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Number one. Oh, one minute.
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Mr. Constable, it's for you, sir.
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Constable here. Oh?
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Yeah?
275
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Excellent. Now, you stay right on them but not too close.
276
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Mr. Streiger is arriving right now.
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I'll tell him.
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Bulldog! Andy, old buddy!
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I've got interesting news.
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Al G. Karp and his nephew
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just picked up an unidentified man and woman
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at the Santa Monica Airport.
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00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:25,505
Ballantine? Yeah.
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They're traveling north on Sawtelle Boulevard.
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What are we waiting for? Let's go! Right!
286
00:22:41,824 --> 00:22:44,860
Just like old times, huh, Walter?
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On our way to case a shot.
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You'll love it.
289
00:22:51,868 --> 00:22:53,638
What's that back there?
290
00:22:53,671 --> 00:22:54,872
Oh, it's just the FBI.
291
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They've been tailing me for days.
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(LAUGHING) It's okay.
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They got nothing on me. I'm clean.
294
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Clean! Carrying an escaped lifer?
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00:23:04,984 --> 00:23:06,553
Oh, no!
296
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Lose them, nephew.
297
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This milk wagon only goes 40 miles an hour.
298
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Come on. You any kind of a driver, nephew?
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At very low speeds, sir.
300
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You see that freeway ramp coming up?
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Yeah. Take it.
302
00:23:17,933 --> 00:23:19,201
Hey, that's the wrong way!
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00:23:19,234 --> 00:23:21,603
Take the ramp! If you say so, sir
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(EL SCREAMING)
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Take the up ramp, quick!
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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00:23:30,013 --> 00:23:32,716
(SHOUTING) Hey, you're gonna kill us, Victor!
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(EL SCREAMING)
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I don't wanna die!
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How am I doing, Mr. Ballantine?
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EL: Oh, watch out!
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MAN 1: Hey, where do you think you're going?
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All right, nephew, back it up.
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Give her everything she's got.
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(CARS HONKING)
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MAN 2: Hey, watch it! You'll get us all killed!
317
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Come on, nephew! Come on!
318
00:24:08,658 --> 00:24:11,962
You can get up now, Karp. The nephew did okay.
319
00:24:11,996 --> 00:24:13,964
(GRUNTS) EL: Oh, that was terrific, Mr. Ballantine.
320
00:24:13,998 --> 00:24:15,733
Well, let's get to the shot.
321
00:24:15,766 --> 00:24:17,602
Yes, sir!
322
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But how? AGENT: Well, you see, sir,
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he went up the down ramp, so we went up the up ramp.
324
00:24:27,313 --> 00:24:29,116
But then he went down the down ramp and there was no way
325
00:24:29,149 --> 00:24:31,919
we could go down the up ramp, so we had to go down to the next down ramp,
326
00:24:31,952 --> 00:24:33,287
and then there was no way...
327
00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:36,791
Well, might as well head back to the airport,
328
00:24:36,824 --> 00:24:38,927
and we'll get your golf bag.
329
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,161
All right.
330
00:24:40,194 --> 00:24:43,132
But first notify all law enforcement agencies.
331
00:24:43,165 --> 00:24:47,804
Say that Walter Ballantine is in the Los Angeles area,
332
00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:49,306
and to tighten up their security.
333
00:24:49,339 --> 00:24:54,111
I'm beginning to realize Walter Ballantine is no ordinary criminal.
334
00:24:54,145 --> 00:24:56,681
Andy, from now on,
335
00:24:56,714 --> 00:24:59,851
we have got to have eyes in back of our head.
336
00:25:09,829 --> 00:25:12,132
KARP: Well, we're almost there, Walter.
337
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You're gonna love it. I know you are.
338
00:25:14,802 --> 00:25:17,672
And wait till you hear the string I got lined up for us.
339
00:25:17,706 --> 00:25:18,974
What's a string?
340
00:25:19,007 --> 00:25:20,809
That's a crew, Eleanor.
341
00:25:20,842 --> 00:25:23,679
The group engaged for the operation.
342
00:25:24,714 --> 00:25:26,816
Stosh Gornik will be the driver.
343
00:25:26,849 --> 00:25:28,351
Gornik out here?
344
00:25:28,384 --> 00:25:31,288
Yeah, him and his mom drove out in his taxicab.
345
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:33,156
Where do I sleep tonight?
346
00:25:33,190 --> 00:25:38,830
Oh, well, can't stay at my place because the FBI will have it staked out.
347
00:25:38,863 --> 00:25:41,066
Do I stay with Victor?
348
00:25:41,100 --> 00:25:42,835
I live in a dump.
349
00:25:42,868 --> 00:25:44,336
I've lived in dumps.
350
00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:45,671
It's a used car dump.
351
00:25:46,873 --> 00:25:48,008
Where do I stay?
352
00:25:49,876 --> 00:25:51,044
With El?
353
00:25:51,778 --> 00:25:53,781
(LAUGHING)
354
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KARP: Hey, there it is! The shot.
355
00:26:03,759 --> 00:26:05,495
WALTER: A future bank?
356
00:26:05,528 --> 00:26:07,830
What kind of a shot is a future bank, for Christ sake?
357
00:26:07,864 --> 00:26:09,866
EL: (LAUGHING) Not that bank.
358
00:26:09,899 --> 00:26:11,268
That bank.
359
00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:13,904
VICTOR: It really is a pussy cat, Mr. Ballantine.
360
00:26:13,937 --> 00:26:15,873
KARP: Hey, Victor, Victor. Park over there.
361
00:26:15,906 --> 00:26:18,076
We can eat and talk at the same time.
362
00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:21,946
What would you like, Mr. Ballantine?
363
00:26:21,980 --> 00:26:23,449
Coffee and a Danish.
364
00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:26,352
Milk shake for me. Chocolate, please and a Bingoburger.
365
00:26:26,385 --> 00:26:27,887
A double order of French fries,
366
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,756
a Coke, lots of mustard, sweetie-pie. Yeah.
367
00:26:30,857 --> 00:26:32,826
Okay.
368
00:26:32,859 --> 00:26:34,528
I've seen some banks that ought to be robbed,
369
00:26:34,561 --> 00:26:36,764
and I've seen some banks that ought not to be robbed.
370
00:26:36,798 --> 00:26:39,267
And of all the banks that ought not to be robbed,
371
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,370
this bank is number one on the list.
372
00:26:41,403 --> 00:26:44,039
This is a fled-on-foot bank.
373
00:26:44,073 --> 00:26:45,441
You can't use a get-away car,
374
00:26:45,474 --> 00:26:46,743
because the traffic is bumper-to-bumper
375
00:26:46,776 --> 00:26:50,980
so you show the guns and take the money and you flee on foot.
376
00:26:51,014 --> 00:26:53,384
Now bank robbers that flee on foot,
377
00:26:53,417 --> 00:26:55,152
flee into the arms of the law.
378
00:26:55,186 --> 00:26:56,854
It's standard procedure.
379
00:26:56,887 --> 00:26:58,456
So, a daytime stick-up is out-city,
380
00:26:58,489 --> 00:27:00,125
and a night-time burglary is stupid
381
00:27:00,158 --> 00:27:02,094
because they wouldn't leave any cash in that crackerbox.
382
00:27:02,127 --> 00:27:03,962
On Thursdays.
383
00:27:03,995 --> 00:27:06,299
Thursdays the stores are open.
384
00:27:06,332 --> 00:27:08,234
The bank stays open till 9:00.
385
00:27:08,267 --> 00:27:10,971
They lay in some guards, keep the money over.
386
00:27:11,004 --> 00:27:13,140
How many guards? A total of four.
387
00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:14,842
What kind of a safe? A Mosler.
388
00:27:14,875 --> 00:27:17,145
The center of the bank is reinforced to support it.
389
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:19,314
A tough box to crack. It takes time.
390
00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:22,317
VICTOR: Time really isn't the problem, Mr. Ballantine.
391
00:27:22,350 --> 00:27:23,819
I have it all figured out.
392
00:27:23,853 --> 00:27:25,488
You see, at 10:15 sharp, every night,
393
00:27:25,521 --> 00:27:27,823
one of the guards, the short one with the moustache,
394
00:27:27,857 --> 00:27:30,160
comes out to the Bingo burger to get four hamburgers,
395
00:27:30,193 --> 00:27:31,828
two Cokes, one coffee and a root beer.
396
00:27:31,862 --> 00:27:34,131
He takes exactly 18 minutes every time.
397
00:27:34,164 --> 00:27:36,467
And when he starts back to the bank, we waylay him,
398
00:27:36,501 --> 00:27:38,503
put him in the back of a pickup truck,
399
00:27:38,536 --> 00:27:41,874
and I go into the bank wearing a uniform and a moustache exactly like his.
400
00:27:41,907 --> 00:27:43,509
Now, once I'm inside the bank,
401
00:27:43,542 --> 00:27:46,613
I pass out the hamburgers and while they're sorting them out,
402
00:27:46,646 --> 00:27:48,548
I pull out my gun, catch them by surprise,
403
00:27:48,581 --> 00:27:50,016
and let the rest of you in,
404
00:27:50,049 --> 00:27:51,618
and we have all night to crack the safe.
405
00:27:51,651 --> 00:27:54,321
Then, in the morning, we tie up the guards, put on their uniforms,
406
00:27:54,355 --> 00:27:56,357
and walk out of there without a care in the world.
407
00:27:58,660 --> 00:28:01,396
Isn't that a beautiful plan, Mr. Ballantine?
408
00:28:02,364 --> 00:28:03,899
Isn't it?
409
00:28:07,036 --> 00:28:08,604
I'm leaving.
410
00:28:10,039 --> 00:28:11,408
I'm gonna get up from this table.
411
00:28:11,441 --> 00:28:14,912
I'm gonna catch a bus to the nearest police station.
412
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,148
I'm gonna go in there and beg them to take me back
413
00:28:17,182 --> 00:28:20,018
to Streiger's funny farm where I was safe
414
00:28:21,252 --> 00:28:22,554
and sane.
415
00:28:24,023 --> 00:28:27,560
And I pity the poor schmuck that tries to stop me.
416
00:28:39,073 --> 00:28:41,543
What is it? What's happening?
417
00:28:41,577 --> 00:28:43,879
I don't know. He's got something.
418
00:28:47,984 --> 00:28:49,919
That's right, Karp. Tell me.
419
00:28:50,954 --> 00:28:53,090
It's very simple.
420
00:28:53,123 --> 00:28:54,592
We don't rob the bank.
421
00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:57,228
We steal the bank.
422
00:28:59,097 --> 00:29:01,099
The whole bank.
423
00:29:01,132 --> 00:29:02,133
STREIGER: We have got to consider
424
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:04,704
that a state of siege exists here in Los Angeles.
425
00:29:04,737 --> 00:29:08,307
I'm going to need a bed, a refrigerator, an electric stove and a Waring blender.
426
00:29:08,341 --> 00:29:10,577
I've got to live with this thing night and day
427
00:29:10,611 --> 00:29:13,280
until Ballantine is back planting trees at the Streiger Institution.
428
00:29:17,018 --> 00:29:18,086
What's all this?
429
00:29:18,119 --> 00:29:19,988
Well, I'm sorry about this, Bulldog.
430
00:29:20,021 --> 00:29:21,489
It's the only room big enough,
431
00:29:21,522 --> 00:29:24,059
and the renovating has to be done by next Thursday.
432
00:29:24,093 --> 00:29:25,461
(PAINTER HUMMING)
433
00:29:26,262 --> 00:29:28,264
Well, all right.
434
00:29:32,002 --> 00:29:33,336
He's gonna have to be quiet.
435
00:29:34,639 --> 00:29:36,374
I want some phones in here, Andy.
436
00:29:37,475 --> 00:29:39,343
I want a lot of phones,
437
00:29:39,377 --> 00:29:42,147
and I want a map of the city of Los Angeles on that wall.
438
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,053
I've got the feeling that Ballantine's up to something big.
439
00:30:21,125 --> 00:30:23,095
There it is! Victor's crash pad.
440
00:30:25,064 --> 00:30:26,565
Oh, ho, wait till you hear this.
441
00:30:28,167 --> 00:30:30,203
(HONKING) VICTOR ON PA: State your name,
442
00:30:30,236 --> 00:30:31,705
(LAUGHING) date and place of birth
443
00:30:31,738 --> 00:30:33,340
political and religious affiliations... Victor! It's us.
444
00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,109
Victor, it's Ballantine and El!
445
00:30:35,142 --> 00:30:36,210
...of the established government...
446
00:30:36,243 --> 00:30:37,678
Victor has a whole system of automatic recordings.
447
00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:39,046
They're very interesting STOSH: Wally!
448
00:30:39,080 --> 00:30:41,083
Sure is. Wally Ballantine!
449
00:30:41,116 --> 00:30:44,519
Hey, Wally you're looking great, man, great!
450
00:30:47,457 --> 00:30:49,158
They really shape them in the bucket, don't they?
451
00:30:49,192 --> 00:30:51,327
Look at that flat stomach, and them shoulders!
452
00:30:51,361 --> 00:30:53,230
I... Okay, Stosh, let's get on with it.
453
00:30:53,263 --> 00:30:55,065
Oh, that same old Wally, huh?
454
00:30:55,099 --> 00:30:57,701
Business first, huh? Right? Right?
455
00:30:57,735 --> 00:30:59,237
How are you, doll-face?
456
00:31:06,412 --> 00:31:11,451
Walter, sweetheart, Ballantine! Oh!
457
00:31:13,587 --> 00:31:17,692
If you knew how I've been looking forward to this moment.
458
00:31:17,725 --> 00:31:19,260
I kept telling Stosh,
459
00:31:19,293 --> 00:31:21,462
right clear across the country, I said,
460
00:31:21,496 --> 00:31:25,200
"Oh, that Walter Ballantine, what a man!"
461
00:31:25,234 --> 00:31:27,136
How are you, Mums? What's the matter with your neck?
462
00:31:27,169 --> 00:31:30,106
Oh, silly damn lawyer, that's what's the matter.
463
00:31:30,140 --> 00:31:31,608
She got the whiplash.
464
00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:33,443
The lawyer says wear the brace
465
00:31:33,476 --> 00:31:35,613
if she wants to collect any insurance.
466
00:31:35,646 --> 00:31:38,382
Silly damn lawyer, there's nothing wrong with it.
467
00:31:38,416 --> 00:31:40,151
Well, you do what the lawyer says.
468
00:31:40,184 --> 00:31:42,487
Did you case the shot site? Mr. Ballantine?
469
00:31:42,521 --> 00:31:45,724
It's quite, quite an honor having you in my home.
470
00:31:45,757 --> 00:31:50,296
Wally, I've got good news, and I got bad.
471
00:31:50,329 --> 00:31:54,134
The good news is the bank's got a trailer hitch.
472
00:31:54,168 --> 00:31:56,437
The bad news is it don't have wheels.
473
00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:58,305
No wheels? Jesus! No wheels.
474
00:31:58,338 --> 00:31:59,841
(HORN BLOWING) VICTOR: State your name,
475
00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:03,144
date and place of birth, political and religious affiliations
476
00:32:03,178 --> 00:32:04,747
and whether or not you advocate...
477
00:32:04,780 --> 00:32:06,482
Victor, I'm gonna hit you!
478
00:32:10,186 --> 00:32:12,622
Herman X?
479
00:32:12,656 --> 00:32:14,191
Hey, where are you?
480
00:32:14,224 --> 00:32:16,661
It's okay, Herman X, don't be scared!
481
00:32:16,694 --> 00:32:18,463
Who in the hell's scared?
482
00:32:18,496 --> 00:32:19,764
I'll off that mother...
483
00:32:19,797 --> 00:32:21,132
Barrel that. It's just my nephew.
484
00:32:21,165 --> 00:32:24,269
He plays little jokes. Come on, put it away. Put it away. Come on.
485
00:32:28,975 --> 00:32:31,411
Put it away. Put it away. Come on.
486
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,683
Hey, hey, Victor. I told you!
487
00:32:35,716 --> 00:32:38,819
I forgot to disconnect. I'm terribly sorry.
488
00:32:40,655 --> 00:32:43,725
Walter! This is Herman X, the lock man.
489
00:32:43,758 --> 00:32:46,729
Herman X, this is Walter Ballantine.
490
00:32:46,762 --> 00:32:49,198
Hello, hey! Don't do that!
491
00:32:49,232 --> 00:32:51,267
Come here. Join the circle.
492
00:32:51,300 --> 00:32:52,936
Sit down. Sit down.
493
00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:55,873
Herman X? Is that your real name?
494
00:32:55,906 --> 00:32:59,377
Oh, no, I knew Herman from way back.
495
00:32:59,410 --> 00:33:01,579
It used to be Herman Lincoln, wasn't it?
496
00:33:01,613 --> 00:33:04,249
That's right, ma'am. How come you changed your name, man?
497
00:33:04,282 --> 00:33:06,986
Mr. X, are you now, or have you ever been
498
00:33:07,019 --> 00:33:09,255
a member of any subversive organization?
499
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:10,189
Now, you wait a minute, man.
500
00:33:10,222 --> 00:33:11,525
Now, it's all right. It's all right, Herman.
501
00:33:11,558 --> 00:33:13,426
My nephew used to be with the FBI.
502
00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:15,929
FBI!
503
00:33:15,962 --> 00:33:18,900
Now what kind of jive-ass is going on here, man?
504
00:33:18,933 --> 00:33:20,768
(ALL SCREAMING) It's entrapment!
505
00:33:20,801 --> 00:33:23,405
(GUN FIRING)
506
00:33:23,438 --> 00:33:24,706
That's what it is! Entrapment!
507
00:33:24,740 --> 00:33:26,708
No, no, it's all right! It's all right, Herman! They fired him!
508
00:33:26,742 --> 00:33:28,912
Put that cannon away, Herman X.
509
00:33:28,945 --> 00:33:30,613
Is it all right, Ballantine?
510
00:33:30,647 --> 00:33:32,749
If you say it's all right, it's all right.
511
00:33:33,783 --> 00:33:35,419
Put it away, Herman X.
512
00:33:44,663 --> 00:33:46,264
What's your pitch?
513
00:33:46,298 --> 00:33:47,900
Well,
514
00:33:47,934 --> 00:33:52,306
the fact is, I wouldn't want this to get around to certain circles
515
00:33:52,339 --> 00:33:54,741
but I need the money for my campaign.
516
00:33:54,775 --> 00:33:56,410
Your campaign?
517
00:33:56,443 --> 00:33:58,446
Why, that's right, lady, my campaign.
518
00:33:58,479 --> 00:34:02,317
I'm running for the mayor for the city of Anaheim.
519
00:34:02,350 --> 00:34:03,518
And furthermore, my friends,
520
00:34:03,551 --> 00:34:05,621
if I'm to be elected mayor of that fair city, I herewith...
521
00:34:05,654 --> 00:34:09,558
All right, Herman. Save the soapbox, we got work to do.
522
00:34:09,592 --> 00:34:11,995
And remember, Albert, we agreed, no guns.
523
00:34:12,028 --> 00:34:15,065
Now, who ever heard of a bank heist without guns?
524
00:34:15,098 --> 00:34:17,301
Never mind. We don't need guns. We need wheels!
525
00:34:17,335 --> 00:34:18,603
Now let me get to work on it.
526
00:34:30,516 --> 00:34:32,919
(WHISPERING) Good luck on your campaign, Mr. X.
527
00:34:32,952 --> 00:34:34,321
(VICTOR CHATTERING ON PA)
528
00:34:34,355 --> 00:34:35,990
(ALL CLAMORING)
529
00:34:40,795 --> 00:34:42,664
(CLAMORING STOPS)
530
00:34:42,697 --> 00:34:43,832
I got the plan.
531
00:34:44,866 --> 00:34:46,502
Tell us the plan, Walter.
532
00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:50,373
In due time, Mums. In due time.
533
00:34:50,406 --> 00:34:53,343
First, we got to steal some wheels,
534
00:34:53,377 --> 00:34:55,679
and slip them under the bank when the bank is empty.
535
00:34:55,712 --> 00:34:58,850
Wouldn't it be easier to just rent some wheels?
536
00:34:58,883 --> 00:35:01,753
You can't rent 'em without a driver. They got contracts.
537
00:35:03,154 --> 00:35:04,923
Ah, I'm sorry, we gotta steal 'em.
538
00:35:15,435 --> 00:35:16,370
(BELLS CLANGING)
539
00:35:39,096 --> 00:35:41,399
Will you give me an Italian ice?
540
00:35:41,433 --> 00:35:43,702
It's an American ice cream truck.
541
00:35:55,482 --> 00:35:56,717
(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
542
00:36:11,601 --> 00:36:12,802
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
543
00:36:12,836 --> 00:36:14,871
Hey, wait a minute, will you?
544
00:36:14,904 --> 00:36:16,139
(DRIVER SHOUTING)
545
00:36:16,172 --> 00:36:19,210
I dropped my ice cream bar, for God's sake.
546
00:36:19,243 --> 00:36:20,578
(TRUCK HONKING)
547
00:36:20,611 --> 00:36:22,214
(CLANGING BELLS)
548
00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:24,149
(MEN YELLING)
549
00:36:27,519 --> 00:36:29,489
All right! All right!
550
00:36:31,124 --> 00:36:32,625
Jesus, lady!
551
00:36:32,658 --> 00:36:34,127
(ALL YELLING)
552
00:36:37,531 --> 00:36:39,466
MAN: Move your car!
553
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:41,469
Why don't you look where you're going? Now, I really got...
554
00:36:41,503 --> 00:36:42,704
(ALL SHOUTING)
555
00:36:49,645 --> 00:36:51,547
(HERMAN CHATTERING ON PA)
556
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,120
(WHISTLES)
557
00:37:00,625 --> 00:37:02,126
(CHATTERING)
558
00:37:14,674 --> 00:37:16,544
Hold it just a second. Okay, lady, come on.
559
00:37:16,577 --> 00:37:18,646
You can make it now.
560
00:37:27,722 --> 00:37:29,025
(INAUDIBLE)
561
00:37:40,338 --> 00:37:41,606
(INAUDIBLE)
562
00:37:53,753 --> 00:37:54,888
Andy, this film you're about to see
563
00:37:54,921 --> 00:37:56,857
is Ballantine during his last parole.
564
00:37:56,890 --> 00:38:00,595
Taken just before his almost successful attempt to steal
565
00:38:00,628 --> 00:38:03,064
three million dollars in gold bouillon from Fort Knox.
566
00:38:03,097 --> 00:38:04,566
I remember that. Yes, I do.
567
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:05,901
Now, this is Walter Ballantine
568
00:38:05,934 --> 00:38:07,569
right here in the gray suit. Oh.
569
00:38:07,603 --> 00:38:09,771
And the girl? Is she part of the gang?
570
00:38:09,805 --> 00:38:11,574
No, no, no.
571
00:38:11,608 --> 00:38:14,611
Pity. Nice. Mmm.
572
00:38:14,644 --> 00:38:17,214
(LAUGHING) Where is Ballantine?
573
00:38:19,116 --> 00:38:20,751
While the surveillance team
574
00:38:20,784 --> 00:38:23,722
had to work from inside of a mailman's mail cart...
575
00:38:23,755 --> 00:38:25,891
(LAUGHING) Where's the mail cart?
576
00:38:25,924 --> 00:38:27,626
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
577
00:38:27,659 --> 00:38:29,128
All right, now. Now, look, look,
578
00:38:29,161 --> 00:38:31,931
if you watch right in here, Andy, look. Well...
579
00:38:31,964 --> 00:38:34,601
Oh, you'll get them in a minute, here. Yeah.
580
00:38:34,635 --> 00:38:36,637
There he is. The counter man?
581
00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:38,105
Here. Al G. Karp.
582
00:38:38,138 --> 00:38:39,740
Oh, the fellow with the hat?
583
00:38:39,773 --> 00:38:41,609
Been on every caper Ballantine has ever been on.
584
00:38:42,310 --> 00:38:43,611
Here he is.
585
00:38:43,645 --> 00:38:44,913
Sure. Uh-huh.
586
00:38:46,181 --> 00:38:47,650
He seems to like his ice cream.
587
00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:46,952
Oh! Oh, Mr. Ballantine, good luck!
588
00:39:46,986 --> 00:39:48,420
Are you nuts or something?
589
00:40:50,159 --> 00:40:51,961
(CLANKING)
590
00:40:51,995 --> 00:40:52,996
WALTER: (WHISPERING) Quiet!
591
00:41:05,143 --> 00:41:06,144
Karp.
592
00:41:06,945 --> 00:41:08,947
Yeah, yeah.
593
00:41:08,980 --> 00:41:10,149
Herman. Right.
594
00:41:10,983 --> 00:41:13,953
Victor. Here, sir.
595
00:41:13,986 --> 00:41:16,490
I'm not calling the roll, for Christ's sake! Are you ready?
596
00:41:16,523 --> 00:41:19,927
Of course, I am, Mr. Ballantine.
597
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,963
All right, now, we all go together. I'll count.
598
00:41:24,833 --> 00:41:27,268
One, two,
599
00:41:27,836 --> 00:41:31,140
three, four,
600
00:41:31,173 --> 00:41:33,275
(CREAKING) five, six,
601
00:41:34,177 --> 00:41:36,813
seven, eight
602
00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:39,850
nine, 10,
603
00:41:40,318 --> 00:41:42,587
11, 12...
604
00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:43,821
(LOUD KNOCKING)
605
00:41:48,393 --> 00:41:49,928
(WHISPERING) Take 'em down.
606
00:41:51,530 --> 00:41:53,166
(WHIRRING)
607
00:42:09,952 --> 00:42:11,020
(INAUDIBLE)
608
00:42:16,493 --> 00:42:17,861
Where is Stosh?
609
00:42:49,097 --> 00:42:50,299
(DOG BARKING)
610
00:42:55,371 --> 00:42:57,975
Here we go again.
611
00:42:58,008 --> 00:43:01,979
One, two, three,
612
00:43:02,580 --> 00:43:06,117
four, five, six,
613
00:43:07,219 --> 00:43:10,256
seven, eight...
614
00:43:40,458 --> 00:43:41,959
(WHISTLES)
615
00:43:41,993 --> 00:43:43,628
(DOG BARKING)
616
00:44:46,702 --> 00:44:48,070
(DOG CONTINUES BARKING)
617
00:45:14,133 --> 00:45:16,203
Jack. Yes, sir.
618
00:45:16,236 --> 00:45:17,537
Down.
619
00:45:20,207 --> 00:45:21,441
(CLANGS)
620
00:45:29,251 --> 00:45:30,586
Tires.
621
00:45:33,188 --> 00:45:34,457
(AIR HISSING)
622
00:45:40,264 --> 00:45:41,465
(CREAKING)
623
00:46:13,235 --> 00:46:15,438
Now that, man, was a plan.
624
00:46:20,710 --> 00:46:24,515
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, Wally, have I got something good for you, honey.
625
00:46:24,549 --> 00:46:25,783
I'm gonna take care of you.
626
00:46:25,817 --> 00:46:26,951
WALTER: What's the story? Well, I know
627
00:46:26,984 --> 00:46:29,521
how hard you've been working and everything. So I want...
628
00:46:29,555 --> 00:46:31,690
I brought you some clothes.
629
00:46:31,723 --> 00:46:33,860
You can change and look good, you know.
630
00:46:33,893 --> 00:46:35,295
Like this?
631
00:46:35,328 --> 00:46:37,297
Yes, it's very nice, I guess.
632
00:46:37,330 --> 00:46:39,199
(CHUCKLES) Well,
633
00:46:40,501 --> 00:46:43,204
I got you some plaid.
634
00:46:43,871 --> 00:46:45,807
Pretty color, huh?
635
00:46:45,841 --> 00:46:49,678
No, nothing I would choose for myself, not necessarily.
636
00:46:50,512 --> 00:46:51,513
Well...
637
00:46:52,815 --> 00:46:54,183
Well, if you don't like this,
638
00:46:54,217 --> 00:46:56,519
I got something even better.
639
00:46:56,552 --> 00:46:58,355
Maybe you'll like this.
640
00:47:00,657 --> 00:47:03,260
This should look good on you.
641
00:47:03,293 --> 00:47:05,363
What do you think? Like it?
642
00:47:05,396 --> 00:47:07,365
Yes, well, whatever, fine...
643
00:47:07,398 --> 00:47:09,234
(MUMBLES)
644
00:47:09,267 --> 00:47:10,436
What's the matter, Wally?
645
00:47:10,469 --> 00:47:13,706
Nothing's what's the matter. What's the matter? I've been
646
00:47:13,739 --> 00:47:16,877
lying under a mobile bank all night, that's what's the matter is.
647
00:47:16,910 --> 00:47:20,247
(CHUCKLING) That's not what's the matter.
648
00:47:20,280 --> 00:47:21,916
The saltpeter's wearing off.
649
00:47:21,949 --> 00:47:23,584
That's what's the matter.
650
00:47:23,618 --> 00:47:25,653
Listen, I, uh...
651
00:47:25,686 --> 00:47:28,357
I got some plans to make
652
00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:31,193
and when I make plans I got to have privacy. So, you know, how about...
653
00:47:36,733 --> 00:47:38,234
Maybe you didn't hear what I said?
654
00:47:45,276 --> 00:47:46,378
Look...
655
00:47:47,946 --> 00:47:50,682
I told you, I don't...
656
00:47:50,715 --> 00:47:53,586
I don't mix business with hanky-panky, you know,
657
00:47:53,619 --> 00:47:56,455
because, well, the hanky-panky
658
00:47:57,290 --> 00:47:59,259
gets out of hand,
659
00:48:00,594 --> 00:48:02,729
and the business goes to hell,
660
00:48:02,763 --> 00:48:05,967
and things get messed up and plans get...
661
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:09,972
Mistakes are made and everybody ends up in the pokey.
662
00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:13,609
Anything you say, Mr. Ballantine.
663
00:48:40,708 --> 00:48:42,743
Yes, sir, may I help you?
664
00:48:42,776 --> 00:48:45,412
Yeah, I want two pounds
665
00:48:45,446 --> 00:48:47,682
of sodium... Potassium nitrate.
666
00:48:48,516 --> 00:48:49,985
Two pounds of what?
667
00:48:50,018 --> 00:48:51,854
Saltpeter.
668
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:54,023
How will you recognize the diversion?
669
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:56,025
Instinct, Andy, instinct.
670
00:48:56,058 --> 00:48:57,526
I know Ballantine's tactics.
671
00:48:57,561 --> 00:49:00,864
(CHUCKLES) One time, he panicked Milwaukee
672
00:49:00,897 --> 00:49:02,866
by letting a lion loose from the zoo
673
00:49:02,899 --> 00:49:06,371
before he pulled the heist on the Blumgarten Brewery.
674
00:49:06,404 --> 00:49:09,808
Now the fact that the lion was toothless,
675
00:49:09,842 --> 00:49:13,512
and was found asleep in the front pew of the Baptist church
676
00:49:13,545 --> 00:49:15,114
was beside the point.
677
00:49:15,147 --> 00:49:17,017
The point is
678
00:49:17,050 --> 00:49:20,520
that the police were chasing the cat
679
00:49:20,553 --> 00:49:23,891
while Ballantine was giving the business to the brewery.
680
00:49:23,924 --> 00:49:25,459
Now, that's the kind of red herring
681
00:49:25,493 --> 00:49:27,395
we've got to look for, Andy.
682
00:49:27,428 --> 00:49:29,931
Lions in the street. Gin!
683
00:49:32,834 --> 00:49:34,370
(MEN CHATTERING)
684
00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:44,381
Do you want a beer? No, thanks.
685
00:49:44,415 --> 00:49:47,018
How about a sandwich?
686
00:49:47,052 --> 00:49:49,854
GUARD 1: Okay, bet, bet... GUARD 2: All right, don't rush me.
687
00:49:50,755 --> 00:49:52,692
Call. I'll call.
688
00:49:54,126 --> 00:49:55,828
GUARD 3: Hey, there's no water.
689
00:49:55,861 --> 00:49:57,864
GUARD 2: They're probably working on the main someplace.
690
00:49:57,898 --> 00:49:58,932
It'll be back on.
691
00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:03,571
(GUARDS CHATTERING)
692
00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:07,775
GUARD 1: Eight, no help. A pair of nines.
693
00:50:07,809 --> 00:50:10,679
GUARD 2: Is that the best you can do?
694
00:50:10,713 --> 00:50:12,481
Call.
695
00:50:17,921 --> 00:50:19,622
GUARD 3: You're the high man.
696
00:50:21,659 --> 00:50:23,160
GUARD 2: Okay, bet it. Bet it.
697
00:50:52,862 --> 00:50:54,897
WOMAN ON RADIO: Car 42. Four, two.
698
00:50:54,930 --> 00:50:56,132
Come in 42.
699
00:50:56,165 --> 00:50:58,902
That's us! Roger, we're on.
700
00:50:58,935 --> 00:51:02,806
Forty-two, check report of a woman on the scaffolding of that new high-rise,
701
00:51:02,839 --> 00:51:04,809
corner of Waterford and Fifth.
702
00:51:04,842 --> 00:51:07,578
Wow! A woman on a scaffolding!
703
00:51:07,612 --> 00:51:10,249
Roger, 42. Will check.
704
00:51:10,282 --> 00:51:11,617
What do we do now?
705
00:51:11,650 --> 00:51:12,551
Start the engine.
706
00:51:18,525 --> 00:51:19,993
(SIREN WAILING)
707
00:51:35,745 --> 00:51:37,647
OFFICER 1: What was that? OFFICER 2: I don't know.
708
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,115
Where'd it come from?
709
00:51:39,148 --> 00:51:40,017
I guess it must have fallen off the building.
710
00:51:40,050 --> 00:51:41,185
What's in it?
711
00:51:43,921 --> 00:51:45,657
Nothing in here but a half-eaten pickle.
712
00:51:45,690 --> 00:51:46,991
A half eaten pickle? How the hell did...
713
00:51:49,194 --> 00:51:50,695
Well, there she is.
714
00:51:55,267 --> 00:51:56,669
I better check in.
715
00:51:58,705 --> 00:51:59,873
My first jumper!
716
00:52:00,941 --> 00:52:02,576
Car 42 reporting.
717
00:52:02,609 --> 00:52:04,245
WOMAN ON RADIO: Okay, 42.
718
00:52:04,278 --> 00:52:06,647
This high-rise at Fifth and Waterford. There's a woman up there.
719
00:52:06,681 --> 00:52:08,316
Looks like she's about to jump.
720
00:52:08,349 --> 00:52:09,551
We need help.
721
00:52:15,892 --> 00:52:17,126
(SIRENS WAILING)
722
00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:41,622
(GUARDS CHATTERING)
723
00:52:50,331 --> 00:52:51,600
(AIR HISSING)
724
00:53:13,425 --> 00:53:15,728
You ought to have a little more crime around here.
725
00:53:16,829 --> 00:53:19,165
To keep the police from getting rusty.
726
00:53:19,198 --> 00:53:23,103
Okay. There's a woman on a building at Fifth and Waterford
727
00:53:23,137 --> 00:53:24,371
threatening to jump.
728
00:53:25,005 --> 00:53:26,006
All right.
729
00:53:28,009 --> 00:53:29,010
(CHUCKLES)
730
00:53:30,712 --> 00:53:32,814
You know one of the greatest unsolved...
731
00:53:33,883 --> 00:53:38,254
Woman on a building! Let's go!
732
00:53:38,287 --> 00:53:39,656
I call.
733
00:53:39,690 --> 00:53:41,358
Likewise.
734
00:53:41,391 --> 00:53:42,993
(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTING)
735
00:53:43,026 --> 00:53:44,795
What the hell was that noise?
736
00:53:44,828 --> 00:53:46,331
(ENGINE REVVING) Just a minute.
737
00:53:55,874 --> 00:53:58,712
Aw, it's some dame on a Honda.
738
00:54:26,777 --> 00:54:27,679
(METAL CLANKS)
739
00:54:29,381 --> 00:54:30,415
Who was there?
740
00:54:30,448 --> 00:54:31,916
Oh, what are you worried about?
741
00:54:31,950 --> 00:54:33,753
(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING)
742
00:54:44,765 --> 00:54:46,234
Geronimo!
743
00:55:09,995 --> 00:55:12,864
Get me out of here! What happened?
744
00:55:13,799 --> 00:55:15,535
Well, I'll tell you what I think.
745
00:55:15,568 --> 00:55:17,236
Some son-of-a-bitch stole the bank!
746
00:55:17,270 --> 00:55:19,739
All right, everybody, stand back!
747
00:55:29,884 --> 00:55:32,153
Let's go, man. I just got a flash on a temporary bank.
748
00:55:32,187 --> 00:55:33,789
They have four guards in that bank!
749
00:55:33,823 --> 00:55:35,324
Come on, let's go!
750
00:55:36,459 --> 00:55:37,460
Aw, heck!
751
00:55:37,493 --> 00:55:38,961
(CAR HONKING)
752
00:55:38,994 --> 00:55:40,197
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
753
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,171
Where is she? Where is she? Where is she?
754
00:55:47,205 --> 00:55:49,941
That's my mother! Don't jump, Mama!
755
00:55:49,974 --> 00:55:51,276
I'm coming!
756
00:55:51,310 --> 00:55:53,412
Your boy's coming, Mama!
757
00:55:53,445 --> 00:55:54,947
KARP: Let us through here, folks!
758
00:55:54,980 --> 00:55:56,448
That's this boy's mother!
759
00:55:56,482 --> 00:55:58,985
And I'm her doctor! Let us through!
760
00:56:02,288 --> 00:56:05,860
Yes, yes. Right.
761
00:56:05,893 --> 00:56:08,896
The bank alarm's gone off at Oakdale and Ventura.
762
00:56:08,929 --> 00:56:10,499
Car 42 is checking it out.
763
00:56:13,201 --> 00:56:14,970
Forget Fifth and Waterford.
764
00:56:15,003 --> 00:56:17,373
Head for Oakdale and Ventura.
765
00:56:17,406 --> 00:56:20,810
(CHUCKLING) That Ballantine!
766
00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:28,887
WOMAN ON RADIO: When did you last see the bank, 42?
767
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,889
Ah, maybe 20 minutes ago.
768
00:56:30,922 --> 00:56:32,991
And now it's gone, 42?
769
00:56:33,024 --> 00:56:35,060
Yes, it sure is.
770
00:56:36,162 --> 00:56:37,296
The whole bank?
771
00:56:37,329 --> 00:56:39,131
The whole bank.
772
00:56:39,166 --> 00:56:40,500
That's a crock, 42.
773
00:56:42,969 --> 00:56:44,638
Now what's going on here, Officer?
774
00:56:44,671 --> 00:56:46,340
The whole bank got snatched, I think, sir.
775
00:56:46,374 --> 00:56:47,942
You think? He's new.
776
00:56:47,975 --> 00:56:49,010
New? Who?
777
00:56:49,043 --> 00:56:50,144
Of course, he's new.
778
00:56:50,178 --> 00:56:51,647
Will you get this thing out of here?
779
00:56:51,680 --> 00:56:53,415
Yes, sir. Gladly.
780
00:56:58,221 --> 00:56:59,389
Who would believe it?
781
00:56:59,422 --> 00:57:01,925
Who would believe anything Ballantine does?
782
00:57:03,059 --> 00:57:04,428
Who would believe anyone would steal
783
00:57:04,461 --> 00:57:06,497
a million dollars worth of nickels
784
00:57:06,530 --> 00:57:08,365
from the U.S. Mint?
785
00:57:08,399 --> 00:57:10,669
That's right.
786
00:57:10,702 --> 00:57:12,437
Who would believe anyone would highjack
787
00:57:12,470 --> 00:57:14,439
an oil tanker of the high seas?
788
00:57:14,472 --> 00:57:15,908
Exactly!
789
00:57:15,942 --> 00:57:18,211
And who would believe that anyone would steal
790
00:57:18,244 --> 00:57:21,215
a whole bank?
791
00:57:28,423 --> 00:57:29,624
How am I doing?
792
00:57:29,657 --> 00:57:30,758
On time.
793
00:57:30,792 --> 00:57:33,629
Okay, they've got the bank but we've got the money.
794
00:57:33,662 --> 00:57:36,599
Now if it comes to a showdown, we can give as good as we get!
795
00:57:36,632 --> 00:57:38,467
Right? Right!
796
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:40,136
We're slowing down.
797
00:57:40,170 --> 00:57:41,404
Get to your posts.
798
00:57:47,445 --> 00:57:48,980
(BELL CLANGING)
799
00:57:53,685 --> 00:57:54,987
Anybody see anything?
800
00:57:56,054 --> 00:57:57,055
Time?
801
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,601
(BELL CLANGING)
802
00:58:09,036 --> 00:58:10,972
What's that?
803
00:58:11,006 --> 00:58:12,307
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)
804
00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:13,642
What's that?
805
00:58:13,675 --> 00:58:17,480
We're in the middle of a railroad track! And here comes a train!
806
00:58:17,513 --> 00:58:19,115
What about the money? What about the money?
807
00:58:19,148 --> 00:58:21,351
Oh, screw the money! Let's get out of here!
808
00:58:21,385 --> 00:58:23,020
GUARD 1: Come on, open the door!
809
00:58:23,053 --> 00:58:24,288
(GUARDS SHOUTING)
810
00:58:33,031 --> 00:58:34,466
(TRAIN APPROACHING)
811
00:58:44,811 --> 00:58:47,014
Oh, Herman, look at that!
812
00:58:47,048 --> 00:58:49,650
On your way, man! Right on!
813
00:59:11,076 --> 00:59:13,311
KARP: Wait a minute. That was them, Victor, stop!
814
00:59:13,345 --> 00:59:16,182
Stop, stop, stop! Come on! Back up! Back up!
815
00:59:16,215 --> 00:59:19,118
Come on, all right. Go back, go back, go back, don't lose 'em!
816
00:59:19,151 --> 00:59:23,156
Don't lose 'em. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
817
01:00:00,333 --> 01:00:03,103
KARP: Come on. Come on, Victor. That's right.
818
01:00:03,137 --> 01:00:05,172
All right, Victor. Easy does it now.
819
01:00:05,205 --> 01:00:08,709
That's right. All right. All right. Easy, easy, easy now.
820
01:00:08,742 --> 01:00:10,478
That's good. Good, good, good.
821
01:00:10,512 --> 01:00:13,348
Hold it! Hold it! Hold it, Victor!
822
01:00:14,749 --> 01:00:16,819
Gotta be fast. Move fast.
823
01:00:16,852 --> 01:00:19,655
We only got 42 minutes before that security patrol checks the joint.
824
01:00:19,688 --> 01:00:21,625
I got pink paint 'cause I thought it was cute.
825
01:00:21,658 --> 01:00:23,427
That's okay, isn't it? I don't give a damn what color it is.
826
01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:24,561
Just slap it on.
827
01:00:24,594 --> 01:00:25,662
I think pink's nice.
828
01:00:25,695 --> 01:00:28,132
(CHUCKLING) Actually, it's hot pink.
829
01:01:44,721 --> 01:01:48,292
Now, let's get to the case of the missing bank.
830
01:01:48,325 --> 01:01:50,528
A very clever heist in the best Ballantine tradition.
831
01:01:50,561 --> 01:01:53,231
Beautifully planned, skillfully executed.
832
01:01:53,265 --> 01:01:55,500
I take off my hat to Ballantine.
833
01:01:55,534 --> 01:02:00,840
But I put it back on because he may have committed a fatal mistake.
834
01:02:00,873 --> 01:02:04,011
He could not know that in that mobile bank is a new kind of safe,
835
01:02:04,044 --> 01:02:05,846
built so strong that nothing
836
01:02:05,879 --> 01:02:08,682
heat, shock, laser beam,
837
01:02:08,715 --> 01:02:12,387
diamond drills or even acid could crack it in less than 24 hours.
838
01:02:13,388 --> 01:02:14,656
Maybe longer.
839
01:02:16,458 --> 01:02:19,261
And so, gentlemen,
840
01:02:19,295 --> 01:02:23,266
that means that we have time
841
01:02:23,733 --> 01:02:26,403
to find that bank.
842
01:02:26,436 --> 01:02:28,272
(BUZZING)
843
01:02:37,616 --> 01:02:39,319
(GRUNTS)
844
01:02:39,352 --> 01:02:41,654
Boy, if this thing didn't look like a safe
845
01:02:41,688 --> 01:02:43,890
and feel like a safe and even smell like a safe
846
01:02:43,923 --> 01:02:45,826
I would say it was something else.
847
01:02:45,859 --> 01:02:46,927
Like what?
848
01:02:46,961 --> 01:02:49,330
Well, like something else.
849
01:02:49,363 --> 01:02:51,066
Are you saying you can't open it?
850
01:02:51,099 --> 01:02:54,369
Oh, I can open it. That isn't the question.
851
01:02:54,402 --> 01:02:55,637
Well, tell me what is the question
852
01:02:55,670 --> 01:02:57,473
because I'm dying to ask it.
853
01:02:57,506 --> 01:02:59,308
Well, the question is, how long?
854
01:03:00,009 --> 01:03:01,377
How long?
855
01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:02,378
I can't answer that question.
856
01:03:52,837 --> 01:03:54,339
IRVING: Yes, may I help you?
857
01:03:59,445 --> 01:04:01,514
Oh, wow! Really?
858
01:04:01,547 --> 01:04:03,417
Wow, the FBI! Wow!
859
01:04:04,418 --> 01:04:06,386
I'm Agent Johnson.
860
01:04:06,420 --> 01:04:07,654
This is Agent Jackson.
861
01:04:07,688 --> 01:04:09,023
Hi!
862
01:04:09,057 --> 01:04:10,058
Hi.
863
01:04:11,459 --> 01:04:13,061
Just a question, sir.
864
01:04:13,094 --> 01:04:16,532
Was there a mobile home brought in here last night?
865
01:04:16,565 --> 01:04:20,402
Well, yes, sir, we had three come in last night.
866
01:04:20,436 --> 01:04:21,571
(WHISPERING) What's up?
867
01:04:21,604 --> 01:04:24,541
Were any of them green? Green?
868
01:04:24,574 --> 01:04:26,944
Oh, yeah, a very sweet old gentleman named Smith.
869
01:04:28,446 --> 01:04:29,747
Smith? Smith?
870
01:04:29,780 --> 01:04:31,582
Smith.
871
01:04:31,615 --> 01:04:34,052
Do you suppose you could do something for us?
872
01:04:34,086 --> 01:04:35,554
Do you suppose you could take a look at the inside
873
01:04:35,587 --> 01:04:37,456
of Mr. Smith's mobile home?
874
01:04:39,459 --> 01:04:41,160
Well, I guess so.
875
01:04:42,161 --> 01:04:43,896
What am I looking for?
876
01:04:43,930 --> 01:04:46,066
To see if it's a normal... Everyday...
877
01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:47,401
...mobile home.
878
01:04:48,736 --> 01:04:51,573
Wow! This is exciting!
879
01:04:51,606 --> 01:04:53,108
Mr. Smith!
880
01:04:54,509 --> 01:04:57,446
Mr. Smith, it's Irving from the office.
881
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,148
SMITH: What do you want?
882
01:04:59,181 --> 01:05:02,485
I just thought I'd come in and check the toilet flush.
883
01:05:02,518 --> 01:05:04,454
It flushes.
884
01:05:04,488 --> 01:05:06,590
Well, what about the gas, Mr. Smith?
885
01:05:06,623 --> 01:05:08,492
It gasses.
886
01:05:08,525 --> 01:05:11,529
Well, that's good.
887
01:05:11,562 --> 01:05:13,831
Would you come to the door a minute, Mr. Smith?
888
01:05:13,865 --> 01:05:15,868
No! I'm sitting down.
889
01:05:16,535 --> 01:05:17,903
Oh.
890
01:05:17,936 --> 01:05:20,572
Well, could you get up, sir?
891
01:05:20,606 --> 01:05:23,710
SMITH: Shove off, kid. Unless you want trouble.
892
01:05:27,181 --> 01:05:28,182
Mmm.
893
01:05:30,785 --> 01:05:33,855
(MACHINE WHIRRING) Walter, dear, don't you want your hamburger?
894
01:05:33,889 --> 01:05:35,657
Later.
895
01:05:35,690 --> 01:05:38,627
Stosh? Can I take off my neck brace?
896
01:05:38,660 --> 01:05:42,565
No! You could blow the whole case for us right here!
897
01:05:42,598 --> 01:05:43,933
I'm sitting in a swiped bank,
898
01:05:43,966 --> 01:05:46,570
which is four felonies rolled up into one already,
899
01:05:46,603 --> 01:05:48,038
and you're worried about a lawsuit
900
01:05:48,071 --> 01:05:49,873
with the insurance company.
901
01:05:49,907 --> 01:05:52,777
If we get picked up in this thing, we'll need all the money
902
01:05:52,811 --> 01:05:54,512
we can lay our hands on for the defense.
903
01:05:54,546 --> 01:05:56,147
So wear it for Christ's sake.
904
01:06:02,555 --> 01:06:04,224
Well...
905
01:06:04,257 --> 01:06:06,693
I guess I better set up Ole Faithful.
906
01:07:18,810 --> 01:07:20,245
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
907
01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:34,629
Well, you really did it this time, wise guy, you got a real winner.
908
01:07:34,663 --> 01:07:37,732
Give him time. Give him time, Walter. It's a very unusual safe.
909
01:07:37,766 --> 01:07:41,137
Time. Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone in less time.
910
01:07:41,170 --> 01:07:44,073
You've gone through 10 of these potato chip bags.
911
01:07:44,106 --> 01:07:46,076
It'll be all right! It'll be all right! Yeah.
912
01:07:46,109 --> 01:07:49,112
Sir, this is very bad for our residents. Wow!
913
01:07:49,146 --> 01:07:50,648
Don't worry about it, kid.
914
01:07:50,682 --> 01:07:52,784
You can depend on the FBI.
915
01:07:52,817 --> 01:07:55,820
We won't shoot unless absolutely necessary.
916
01:07:55,853 --> 01:07:58,724
Wow! Mr. Smith didn't seem the sort at all.
917
01:07:58,757 --> 01:08:01,694
Very sweet old gentleman. Wow!
918
01:08:01,727 --> 01:08:04,731
It won't be the first time Ballantine disguised himself.
919
01:08:10,137 --> 01:08:11,706
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
920
01:08:16,211 --> 01:08:17,779
STREIGER: Ballantine!
921
01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:20,315
This is the FBI!
922
01:08:20,349 --> 01:08:24,153
You're surrounded! Come out with your hands up!
923
01:08:24,921 --> 01:08:26,790
Ballantine?
924
01:08:26,824 --> 01:08:28,892
This is Streiger!
925
01:08:28,926 --> 01:08:30,861
We don't want any trouble!
926
01:08:30,894 --> 01:08:32,229
The game's up and you've lost!
927
01:08:33,098 --> 01:08:34,866
Come out peacefully.
928
01:08:34,899 --> 01:08:36,468
They've got us, man!
929
01:08:36,501 --> 01:08:38,738
And me without a heater!
930
01:08:38,771 --> 01:08:40,740
You just be glad you don't have a gun!
931
01:08:40,773 --> 01:08:42,908
Violence begets violence!
932
01:08:42,942 --> 01:08:45,112
You see, Mom, I told you!
933
01:08:46,780 --> 01:08:49,016
You ought to be glad you're wearing that brace.
934
01:08:49,049 --> 01:08:51,319
Oh, you're a good boy, Stosh.
935
01:08:51,352 --> 01:08:53,755
STREIGER: Walter?
936
01:08:53,788 --> 01:08:56,825
Don't make us use the tear gas!
937
01:08:58,927 --> 01:08:59,962
(SIGHS)
938
01:09:03,967 --> 01:09:05,802
Mr. Ballantine...
939
01:09:07,270 --> 01:09:09,373
I'm so sorry.
940
01:09:22,922 --> 01:09:25,925
We're waiting, Ballantine!
941
01:09:25,958 --> 01:09:27,294
We're waiting!
942
01:09:47,017 --> 01:09:48,919
Must be some other Ballantine.
943
01:10:52,894 --> 01:10:54,962
I do not want any more trouble here.
944
01:10:54,996 --> 01:10:58,200
You'll just have to leave. Now!
945
01:10:58,233 --> 01:11:02,037
Walter! The sprinklers next door! The pink paint's coming off!
946
01:11:08,913 --> 01:11:10,981
Water paint!
947
01:11:11,015 --> 01:11:14,418
Jesus, El, you bought water paint?
948
01:11:14,452 --> 01:11:17,956
I'm sorry! It said washable and I thought it sounded so clean.
949
01:11:19,424 --> 01:11:21,027
Never fails.
950
01:11:21,060 --> 01:11:22,995
Bring a broad along on a job, it never fails.
951
01:11:23,029 --> 01:11:24,931
MUMS: Irving from the office says, wow,
952
01:11:24,964 --> 01:11:27,501
he doesn't want anymore trouble, like, wow, we gotta split!
953
01:11:27,534 --> 01:11:29,369
Irving from the office is right, Mums.
954
01:11:29,403 --> 01:11:31,605
It's against the law to tow this thing around in the daytime.
955
01:11:31,638 --> 01:11:33,007
We might get a traffic citation.
956
01:11:33,041 --> 01:11:34,576
Shut nephew up for a minute, Karp.
957
01:11:37,212 --> 01:11:38,681
HERMAN: Well, he's getting it on, man.
958
01:11:38,714 --> 01:11:40,983
KARP: He's got a plan, Herman.
959
01:11:41,016 --> 01:11:43,519
Okay, let him up, Karp.
960
01:11:43,552 --> 01:11:44,688
Yeah, I got a plan. We gotta get out of here.
961
01:11:44,721 --> 01:11:46,690
We gotta move fast. I need a sign painted,
962
01:11:46,723 --> 01:11:48,458
but not water paint. Do you understand?
963
01:11:48,491 --> 01:11:50,093
(CHATTERING)
964
01:12:01,039 --> 01:12:02,140
(PHONE RINGING)
965
01:12:08,649 --> 01:12:10,017
Yes, sir.
966
01:12:11,051 --> 01:12:12,987
It's him.
967
01:12:13,020 --> 01:12:15,590
Oh, yes sir, he's right here.
968
01:12:15,624 --> 01:12:17,659
Bulldog, he wants to speak to you.
969
01:12:20,763 --> 01:12:24,000
Bulldog here, sir. Ah, yes sir, but I can handle...
970
01:12:29,506 --> 01:12:30,507
Yes, sir.
971
01:12:35,113 --> 01:12:36,114
Yes, sir.
972
01:12:42,388 --> 01:12:46,026
We have been instructed to get help.
973
01:12:46,059 --> 01:12:51,499
Now, I want you men to contact
974
01:12:51,532 --> 01:12:56,137
all of the chiefs of police of the entire county of Los Angeles.
975
01:12:56,170 --> 01:13:00,609
And I want you two men to contact the local representatives of
976
01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:04,080
the Air Force, Army and National Guard. And...
977
01:13:04,113 --> 01:13:05,048
(PHONE RINGING) Andy...
978
01:13:05,081 --> 01:13:06,082
Yes.
979
01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:10,020
You and I are going to have to go downtown
980
01:13:10,821 --> 01:13:13,023
and talk to the CIA.
981
01:13:13,057 --> 01:13:14,559
Bulldog... Let's go.
982
01:13:22,335 --> 01:13:23,402
(SIGHS)
983
01:13:25,504 --> 01:13:27,007
(CRYING)
984
01:13:29,276 --> 01:13:30,677
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
985
01:13:45,528 --> 01:13:47,330
Hey.
986
01:13:47,364 --> 01:13:49,065
Mums, hear that? What?
987
01:13:54,205 --> 01:13:56,441
Maybe it's Streiger. You think they saw us, Walter?
988
01:13:56,475 --> 01:13:57,476
Strike.
989
01:14:01,646 --> 01:14:04,183
What's going on?
990
01:14:04,217 --> 01:14:07,553
Navy helicopter reporting a pink mobile home
991
01:14:07,587 --> 01:14:10,157
up on Spy Glass Hill.
992
01:14:10,190 --> 01:14:13,460
Huh? It's a real estate development office.
993
01:14:13,494 --> 01:14:15,096
Was it there yesterday?
994
01:14:15,130 --> 01:14:18,133
Well, was it there yesterday?
995
01:14:18,166 --> 01:14:21,237
(CHUCKLING) No, they haven't even finished painting it yet.
996
01:14:21,270 --> 01:14:22,805
That's it!
997
01:14:22,838 --> 01:14:24,340
Head to Spy Glass Hill.
998
01:14:36,687 --> 01:14:38,290
Hey.
999
01:14:38,323 --> 01:14:40,225
Here comes Herman with the nitro.
1000
01:14:41,293 --> 01:14:43,228
Now, don't move!
1001
01:14:43,262 --> 01:14:45,165
Don't worry.
1002
01:14:46,332 --> 01:14:47,667
Don't slam it.
1003
01:14:56,210 --> 01:14:57,312
Ease it out.
1004
01:16:46,372 --> 01:16:48,474
The soup wasn't heavy enough.
1005
01:16:48,508 --> 01:16:51,245
Yeah, man. I'll give her a double blast this time.
1006
01:17:07,630 --> 01:17:10,834
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1007
01:17:10,867 --> 01:17:13,337
HERMAN: I'm gonna waste this mother.
1008
01:17:13,370 --> 01:17:15,773
I'm not gonna take this jive from any damn box.
1009
01:17:15,807 --> 01:17:18,509
Everybody, take cover. I'm gonna mix me a A-Bomb!
1010
01:17:49,746 --> 01:17:51,715
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
1011
01:17:51,749 --> 01:17:53,317
(WHOOPING)
1012
01:17:58,890 --> 01:18:01,059
You did it! You did it!
1013
01:18:01,092 --> 01:18:04,330
It's moving! It's moving!
1014
01:18:09,069 --> 01:18:10,704
Hey, hey.
1015
01:18:10,737 --> 01:18:12,506
EL: Oh, my God. Hey.
1016
01:18:12,539 --> 01:18:14,542
Come on, Mums. Pull your skirt down.
1017
01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:33,364
Wally. Oh, Wally.
1018
01:18:33,898 --> 01:18:35,433
Wally.
1019
01:18:50,818 --> 01:18:53,420
Stop! Come on, open the door!
1020
01:18:53,454 --> 01:18:55,055
Sit back and keep your slippers on!
1021
01:18:55,089 --> 01:18:56,391
All right.
1022
01:19:03,566 --> 01:19:04,900
STOSH: Karp!
1023
01:19:13,844 --> 01:19:16,080
Faster! Faster!
1024
01:19:17,782 --> 01:19:19,584
Shouldn't we slow down, Bulldog?
1025
01:19:34,201 --> 01:19:36,504
That mobile home. Steady, Andy, steady.
1026
01:19:36,537 --> 01:19:38,840
Is that Ballantine? He's going to hit us!
1027
01:19:44,514 --> 01:19:46,916
Steady!
1028
01:19:46,949 --> 01:19:49,786
It's about to go. Don't move!
1029
01:20:00,965 --> 01:20:03,135
Stay right where you are, Andy.
1030
01:20:40,712 --> 01:20:44,684
STREIGER: Well, it's like I say, nobody gets away from Bulldog Streiger.
1031
01:20:44,717 --> 01:20:46,352
Nobody, that is,
1032
01:20:46,385 --> 01:20:48,721
unless they're willing to go to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.
1033
01:20:49,622 --> 01:20:51,258
Oh, Mr. Ballantine,
1034
01:20:51,291 --> 01:20:52,826
he's gone down with the safe.
1035
01:20:52,860 --> 01:20:55,262
HERMAN: Hold on, baby! Baby, we're coming. Hold on.
1036
01:20:55,295 --> 01:20:57,198
Coming! Hold it! Hold it!
1037
01:20:59,601 --> 01:21:02,738
There he is! Hey, Walter, don't forget the safe!
1038
01:21:02,771 --> 01:21:06,208
I got a big new shot for us!
1039
01:21:06,242 --> 01:21:09,279
STREIGER: No, I tried to stop him. I couldn't swim. I shouted. I whistled.
1040
01:21:09,312 --> 01:21:11,848
I reminded him that nobody gets away from Bulldog Streiger.
1041
01:21:11,882 --> 01:21:13,416
But to no avail.
1042
01:21:13,450 --> 01:21:16,687
Walter just didn't want to come back to my beloved institution.
1043
01:21:19,624 --> 01:21:22,861
What are you doing? Where are you going, Wally?
1044
01:21:22,895 --> 01:21:24,229
But I love you, Wally!
1045
01:21:24,263 --> 01:21:25,797
You're swimming the wrong way!
1046
01:21:25,831 --> 01:21:28,768
Walter, I can't swim! Come on back!
1047
01:21:28,801 --> 01:21:32,973
STREIGER: It wasn't until six weeks later that the first rumors reached us.
1048
01:21:33,007 --> 01:21:36,143
The First National Bank of Samoa looted by lone gunman.
1049
01:21:36,176 --> 01:21:40,782
Nothing unusual about that except that witnesses said the man was sopping wet.
1050
01:21:40,815 --> 01:21:43,785
That clinched it! You won't get away with it.
1051
01:21:43,818 --> 01:21:46,889
I'm learning how to swim, and I'm coming after you.
1052
01:21:46,923 --> 01:21:48,758
You hear that, Walter?
1053
01:21:48,791 --> 01:21:53,363
Nobody gets away from Bulldog Streiger!
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