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{\an8}Before I leave this Earth,
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{\an8}I want you to have this feather boa.
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{\an8}One of my johns from the '80s
used to choke me out with it.
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{\an8}He used to kick the shit out of me.
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{\an8}Wow.
Thank you.
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{\an8}Did Sandy tell you he's dying?
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{\an8}Dr. Bronner diagnosed
him with Anderson Coo-pie-is.
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{\an8}Anders Schmidt Vulvitis.
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{\an8}I-it's terminal.
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{\an8}Sandy, we've been over this.
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{\an8}Dr. Bronner's is a cult-y soap company.
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{\an8}He's not an actual physician.
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{\an8}Well, every time
I email customer service
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{\an8}with my symptoms,
I always receive a diagnosis.
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{\an8}Carl, I want you to have this frisbee
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{\an8}that once belonged to Sirhan Sirhan.
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No, thanks.
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♪ I hope I never figure out
who broke your heart ♪
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♪ Maybe if I do-- ♪
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Oh!
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Good morning, everyone.
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Whoa, did Lauren get morning sex?
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Chase, asking me that is a crime.
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This smile is because today,
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I am interviewing my dream guests.
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♪ Spend all night losing sleep ♪
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Oh, fuck.
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Fuck.
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Fuck.
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What is it, Fabian?
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People are tweeting that
Lauren's voice
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is making them sick.
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What are you talking about?
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"Lauren Caspian's voice
made me spew all over my car."
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We might have to cancel today's show.
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Oh, no.
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This post has two likes.
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One by the poster and the other by you.
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Oh, so a topic has to be trending before
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you'll worry your little,
gray bean about it, bean head?
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Fabian, today is not a good time
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for one of your misbegotten crusades.
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Name one of my justice actions
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that you found misbegotten.
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You did try to get Walgreens
to cancel Red Nose Day
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because it trivialized nasal rosacea.
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Listen, this is important.
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One tweet could be just
the tip of the iceberg.
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What if Lauren's voice
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is making thousands of people sick,
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but they're too afraid to come forward?
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Oh, Fabian.
You're being ridiculous.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I'm just another shrill,
ridiculous bitch.
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I should probably, what, like,
take a chill pill?
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Huh, Doctor Misogyn-berg?
Smile more?
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I'd probably have a hell
of a lot more friends!
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But then again,
I'm not sure I really
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want to be friends with people
who ignore the nauseous.
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If any of y'all regrow
your micro-consciences,
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you'll know where to find me.
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I will be the one fighting for the people
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no one else believes.
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Let me know if any of them
has Anders Schmidt Vulvitis.
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Sandy, that's not real.
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So wait.
Who's your dream guest, Lauren?
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Oh, my dear boy.
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Only the greatest musical duo of all time.
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Oh, shit.
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You're interviewing the Ying Yang Twins?
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No, not familiar.
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These two are like
Simon and Garfunkel
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if they had the courage to be lesbians.
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Tegan and Sara say
they're ready for Lauren.
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Holy fucking shit!
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They know my name!
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If music is food for the soul,
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our next guests are angelic confectioners.
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These twin geniuses have
voiced the angst of youth
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all over the world.
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And I am not just an ally,
I am also a super fan.
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Tegan and Sara, welcome to "In The Know."
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- Wow.
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What a wonderful introduction that was.
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That was maybe one of the nicest,
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most enthusiastic, genuine
introductions we've ever had.
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Okay.
Get it together, Lauren.
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In a "GQ" article, you said that
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if the only milestone you achieved
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was a Terry Gross interview,
you would be thrilled.
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What is it about my public radio colleague
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that you find so appealing?
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I think that the key is that I feel very...
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- Heard...
- Mm.
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When she's listening.
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And that's not that--
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A lot of people won't even
listen to what you're saying.
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Yeah.
They, like, interrupt you
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- or they--
- Yes, that happens a lot.
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And it's particularly with
straight men, I've found.
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Yeah.
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It's very hard to even get
a word in edgewise, you know?
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It's so--
It's so true.
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I don't know if you've
ever experienced that before,
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but that is something
that does happen, sadly.
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Yep.
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And it's not just--
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Don't let anyone gaslight you about it
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because it happens all day, every day.
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It does happen.
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It literally happens all the time.
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I don't even think they mean to do it.
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Well, stay woke.
Wake up, men.
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Now, in regard to Terry Gross,
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unfortunately, that is all an act.
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She's cold as an icicle and dumb as rocks.
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We call her Very Gross.
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And if you've ever seen her eat,
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you know what
I'm talking about.
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Ranch dressing seems to linger on her lips
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like a memory on a summer night.
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I consider her the marm of public radio,
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and I don't throw that
term around lightly.
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Lauren told me I was
the marm of public radio.
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More like marmalade.
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Sweet but sophisticated.
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Thank you.
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Marmalade is the queen of jellied fruits.
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Oh, Carl!
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♪ I spent all night, loose leaf tea ♪
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♪ I spin banana, lose my mime ♪
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♪ While I spin banana, lose my mime ♪
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That song is one of my all-time favorites.
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"Living Room."
I wrote that.
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And what did you mean when you said
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"I spin banana, lose my mime"?
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Uh, the lyric I wrote, but who cares...
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Like, doesn't matter.
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Is "spend all night and lose my mind."
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Well, my understanding, as a sapiosexual,
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non-penetrative,
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was if I were to spin my banana,
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which I assumed was a metaphor
for masturbation,
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then I would lose my mime,
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which is more about symbolic
than actual touch.
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Does that make sense?
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Yeah, it's beautiful.
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- That' great.
- That's astonishing.
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Yes, if you spin your banana,
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you're no longer a mime.
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You're just another horny,
little freak at summer camp
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befouling his sleeping bag.
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Wow.
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Come on, people.
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I know you're out there.
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Let me help you.
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Hi, Fabian.
Are you doing okay?
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Look, it's wonderful that
you're always so eager
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to champion marginalized groups,
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but--
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Something's happening.
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I stopped therapy recently
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because my therapist changed
offices without telling me.
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And that was particularly traumatic,
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because my mother ghosted me
minutes after my own birth.
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The doctor said he'd never seen
a woman in her condition
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run so fast.
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- Hmm.
- Hmm.
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You okay?
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Now, here's something
I've been wondering about.
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If we were all stranded
on a desert island,
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what do you think we would all eat?
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Yeah, I feel like
if I just had a break, I--
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I-I just--
I-I'm feeling nauseous.
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Mm.
It's probably nerves.
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Now, which one of you is the heartthrob,
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and which one of you is the slutty genius?
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She's getting sick.
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On air.
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This is the proof my silent sufferers
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have been waiting for!
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But, Fabian, let's not jump to--
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Please stop talking.
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My girlfriend, also named Lauren,
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- looks a lot like me.
- Please, please--
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Now, does that make me
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an honorary identical twin lesbian?
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I'm so sorry.
I can't do this.
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What?
No.
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Great to meet you, Lauren.
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- Best of luck.
- No, no, no.
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Please, please, please, please.
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Please.
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We don't know that
Lauren's voice made Tegan sick.
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We don't know that it didn't.
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It needs to be investigated.
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What's #InTheKnowMakesMeBlow?
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It's a Discord group
I created.
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Fabian, don't you think
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you're blowing this whole thing
out of proportion?
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I refuse to be silent
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while Lauren terrorizes America
with his wet vowels.
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They cut it short.
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Oh, Lauren, I'm so sorry.
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Tegan or Sara had what
I assume were moontime cramps.
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But it's odd that Tegan or Sara
didn't have them too
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because their cycles must be synced.
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Unless one of them is pregnant.
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With twins.
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Lauren, it wasn't moontime cramps.
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It was your voice.
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Absurd.
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Also, if, and I mean if
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my voice had anything to do with it,
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it's because of Carl's antique machinery.
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Stop right there!
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That's a Yamaha TF3 console.
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It has 48 channels, 25 motorized faders,
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and eight FX processors.
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If there is a God,
she mics up through that.
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Well, then how else do you explain it?
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The Queens of Calgary just left
me with Socratic blue balls.
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Oh, the community grows.
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There are now five courageous victims
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using the hashtag #InTheKnowMakesMeBlow.
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Hello.
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We partying up in here?
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No, like blow chunks.
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I blew a guy named Chunks once.
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Just for the story.
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We ended up falling in fucking love.
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Lauren, there's nothing wrong
with your voice.
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And if it makes anyone sick,
they can just not tune in.
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Really?
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Would you tell a person who
uses a wheelchair
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to just not enter
a building without ramps?
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Well, guess what?
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That building is their house.
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Oh, shit.
For real?
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Listen, we've all had a long
first 18 minutes of work.
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You know what?
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Twitter is an echo chamber
of Russian bots.
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Let's go live to the listeners
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and ask them what they think of my voice.
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Oh, Lauren, I really
don't think that's necessary.
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Good afternoon, folks.
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Some internet trolls have claimed
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that my voice causes nausea.
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If you or a family member
has been a victim
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of Lauren Caspian's sound poisoning,
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please call in now.
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Use your voice to bravely silence his.
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We want to hear from you,
our beloved fans.
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Hello, caller.
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- You're on the air.
- Um, hi.
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My name's Darryl from Staten Island.
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Ah.
The island that is Staten.
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Yeah, so about your voice,
it doesn't make me sick.
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Thank you, Darryl.
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But it does piss me off!
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I beg pardon?
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It's pretentious, the weird pauses.
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"The island that is Staten."
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You sound like a cuck William Shatner.
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- I'm--
- I'm not sure I know what you mean.
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There!
You did it again.
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Barf!
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Speaking truth to power.
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Fuck, man.
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Chunks.
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I guess I still really miss him.
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- Next. You're on.
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Hi, first time listener, long time caller.
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Mm.
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I didn't realize it till you said it,
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but your voice does
kind of make me feel ill.
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Okay.
But I'm sure--
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Think subtle.
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Like, a small but very
angry child punched me
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- straight in the belly--
- Goodbye.
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Or that feeling when you've
disappointed a loved one
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or you have to take a terrible crap.
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But those should feel different.
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Next.
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- Hi. Am I on?
- Mm-hmm.
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Have you heard of the
Lauren Caspian challenge?
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Of course.
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Our station-sponsored
charity dance competition.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, it's
this thing I started on TikTok
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where you drink half a gallon of milk
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and you see how long
you can listen to your voice
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- without ralphing.
- What?
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Honestly, I can't believe
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that I've been talking to you this long
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without--
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The people have been heard.
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Hmm.
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And I'm afraid our lines are now closed.
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Hello.
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Am I on?
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Seriously, Carl?
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Sorry, last one.
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Mr. Caspian, this is Susan
from Winnipeg again.
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Yeah. And my voice makes you
want to inject bleach.
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00:11:37,447 --> 00:11:38,615
Oh.
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Oh, heavens no.
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We here in Winnipeg love your voice.
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Really?
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May I ask what
Winnipeggers like about it?
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- Oh, um, well, it's smooth.
- Smooth.
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And very...
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- Medium...
- Mm.
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And sort of sexy.
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Susan, if I could be so bold
as to return the complement,
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you have a very sexy voice yourself.
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00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:08,061
Oh.
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00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,812
Hey, pervert, you're talking to Barb.
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00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,064
No, you're not.
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Ugh!
Barb!
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Now I need to go throw up.
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00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:15,944
Ugh!
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The lunch I find is my base layer,
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but then I add my own little flourishes
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to bring it to life.
325
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,287
Thank you for passing on
your wisdom before you die.
326
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,457
You okay, Lauren?
327
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:31,918
I just survived
a modern-day public stoning.
328
00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,128
I get it, man.
329
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,088
I make people sick all the time.
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I once accidentally
distributed asbestos cigarettes
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at a "Rocky Horror
Picture Show."
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They did the time warp forever.
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00:12:43,388 --> 00:12:45,932
And soon, so will I.
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00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,977
What am I going to do?
My voice is everything.
335
00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,103
Dude, Patrick from
"SpongeBob" has a weird voice,
336
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:53,982
and he's one of the hottest men alive.
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00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:56,568
This is my nine/11.
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Testing.
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Testing one, two.
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Sounds good, Sandy.
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Season's greetings, movie mavens.
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This week, I'm diving into
some scalding hot new releases.
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First up, "the Godfather,"
AKA "The Yawn Father."
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Stick to making wine, Francis.
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00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,840
But just as I was about
to give up on cinema forever,
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along came
Linkard Richlater's "Boyhood."
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00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,514
It took 12 years to make this movie.
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Consider that.
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For 12 years, every man, woman, and child
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had to live on set,
never allowed to leave.
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They ate there, slept there, and at times,
352
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,653
surely had to be kept there
through the aid of fences
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and physical violence.
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00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,824
But at the end of the day,
they made a movie,
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and movies make so much money.
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00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:51,914
I'd call that time well spent.
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00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,376
It's been an honor
to review the newest flicks
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00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:57,587
in Hollyweird for you,
my fine, feathered friends.
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00:13:57,712 --> 00:13:59,797
May I rest in peace.
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00:13:59,881 --> 00:14:03,385
Kooter over and Kooter out.
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00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,010
Great farewell review,
Sandy.
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00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,847
One of your best.
See you next week.
363
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,850
Barb, please.
You're my producer.
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00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:12,977
Stop catfishing me and fix this.
365
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,814
Aw. Based on listener data,
lot of our audience
366
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,525
listens to the show in the car.
367
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:19,693
So what?
368
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,403
Well, I was just thinking.
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00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,078
When I was a girl, I needed
to sit in the front seat
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00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,574
so I could see the road
and not get carsick.
371
00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:28,784
So maybe some people just
need to see you while you're--
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00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,370
Wait, wait, wait.
Shut up.
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00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,038
I was just thinking.
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00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,123
When I was a girl, I needed
to sit in the front seat
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00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,584
so I could see the road
and not get carsick.
376
00:14:36,710 --> 00:14:40,838
So maybe some people just need
to see me while I'm speaking.
377
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:43,008
That's a great idea, Lauren.
378
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,675
My fucking God, my fucking God...
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00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:46,909
So we'll be able to see real-time comments
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00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,680
using this application?
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00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,433
Application?
Yes, Boomer.
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00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,644
Oh, he looks so handsome.
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00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,563
Handsome like a chode.
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00:15:01,026 --> 00:15:03,820
Welcome, listeners and viewers,
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00:15:03,945 --> 00:15:07,949
to a special live stream
with comedy queen, Nicole Byer.
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00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,535
- Hi.
- Welcome to "In The Know."
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00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,037
How are you?
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00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,956
Oh, it's already so fun!
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00:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,458
Now, Nicole, can you please explain
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00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:19,169
to me how a joke works?
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00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:21,004
Sure.
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00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,257
So you have a setup, which
is what the joke is about.
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00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,926
- You lure them into your trap?
- Yep.
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00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:30,430
And then you give them a punch,
which is the funny part.
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00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:32,140
Mm.
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00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,975
That's when like a bear trap
captures the bear leg.
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00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:37,854
And then a twist is something unexpected.
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00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:40,357
And a button would be like the end of it.
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00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,832
I never realized how much
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00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,985
the language of violence pervades comedy.
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00:15:44,110 --> 00:15:46,260
First, you set them up,
then you punch them,
402
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:48,030
then you twist them and then you button up
403
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:50,992
the body bag over their mangled corpse.
404
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,453
Yeah. Or it's like one
of them Bop It games.
405
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:56,872
Yes, exactly, when there's
those rodents that appear
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00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:57,957
and you bop them with the mallet.
407
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,876
Is that right?
408
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,837
No, I meant the toy, like
bop it, twist it, pull it.
409
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,381
Whac-a-mole.
410
00:16:04,506 --> 00:16:06,465
No, it's called Bop It.
You know, it's like a game.
411
00:16:06,549 --> 00:16:09,049
It's a black thing.
It says "Bop It" in the middle.
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00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,094
- And then--
- It's a Black thing.
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00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:12,054
That's why I don't understand.
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00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:14,181
And I would never appropriate the culture.
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00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,559
Bop It. It's like hip-hop it and bop it.
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00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:17,985
And this is a Black thing.
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00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:20,771
And I would never deign to enter into
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00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,816
that cultural space unless invited.
419
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,568
Now, we're going to try something next
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00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:26,820
where I tell you a joke
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00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:29,114
and then you explain to me
why it is funny.
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00:16:29,239 --> 00:16:30,739
- Is that all right?
- Okay, yes.
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00:16:30,824 --> 00:16:32,992
Why didn't Hitler drink tequila?
424
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,411
Why?
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00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,706
It made him mean.
Can you explain that joke?
426
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:39,431
Um, I guess it's a joke because
427
00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:43,128
Hitler was already very mean
and he didn't need the tequila?
428
00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:44,754
I'm going to stop you right there, Nicole.
429
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:46,380
I think it's an understatement
to describe Hitler as mean.
430
00:16:46,464 --> 00:16:47,716
Okay?
431
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:48,799
Yes.
432
00:16:48,883 --> 00:16:49,759
And I have to--
And I love your work
433
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,052
and I admire you as a fan,
434
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:52,345
but I have to take issue with that.
435
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:54,014
Okay.
436
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:54,931
If you're going to describe
Adolf Hitler...
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00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:56,141
Uh-huh.
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00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:57,516
Ethnic cleanser
and executioner of the masses,
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00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,851
- as simply mean...
- Yeah.
440
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,478
I have to ask you
to use stronger language.
441
00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:02,939
Yeah.
Rude, nasty...
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00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:04,899
- Nasty.
- Vulgar.
443
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,150
Good.
Now we're getting somewhere.
444
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:08,111
He was a vulgar, nasty boy.
445
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,386
Yeah, very nasty boy.
446
00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,490
- And I don't--
- I don't like him.
447
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:14,408
What are people saying?
448
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:16,077
Oh.
449
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:19,622
"This guy looks like the stork
who brings miscarriages."
450
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:21,791
Wow, that is so mean.
451
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:25,128
"Homeboy face uglier
than the devil's doo-doo."
452
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,671
Yikes.
453
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:29,006
"His face looks like
the physical manifestation
454
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,800
of the word touché."
455
00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:32,927
Barb, I think it's pronounced tushy.
456
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:36,806
"Someone put this tragic
dildo back in the trash."
457
00:17:36,890 --> 00:17:38,475
Well, the good news is that
458
00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,768
while viewers are brutally
insulting Lauren's appearance,
459
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:43,271
no one seems to be throwing up.
460
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,899
Nicole Byer, do you think
my voice is disgusting?
461
00:17:46,024 --> 00:17:48,234
I do not think your voice is disgusting.
462
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:50,069
If anything,
I think it's very soothing.
463
00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,238
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
464
00:17:52,364 --> 00:17:53,948
Because there's some trolls
on the internet,
465
00:17:54,032 --> 00:17:56,450
a very small number,
but they've been quite emphatic
466
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,870
that my voice makes them want to spew.
467
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,330
No.
468
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:01,497
I mean, if you sounded like this,
469
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,708
then maybe
I'd be upset about it.
470
00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,209
But you don't sound like that.
471
00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:07,753
So if I sound sort of like
a hillbilly Louis Armstrong,
472
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:09,672
then they would have a foot to stand on.
473
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,606
But as it currently stands,
they have no foot to stand on.
474
00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:14,469
- No feet.
- Zero feet.
475
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:15,845
They've been befeeted.
476
00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:17,670
- They've been befeeted, yes.
- Mm.
477
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,182
You're wise, Ms. Byer.
478
00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:21,976
And that is why
I won't change my voice
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00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:23,561
or my body for anybody.
480
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,647
And in the words of
Shakira Aguilera,
481
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,773
"Words can't bring me down."
482
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:29,900
- Did you say Shakira Aguilera?
- That's correct.
483
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:31,361
Okay.
484
00:18:31,486 --> 00:18:32,445
I'm Lauren Caspian with Nicole Byer,
485
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,823
and we are enough.
486
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:35,949
And cut.
487
00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:37,617
Great work, guys!
488
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,369
Oh!
What a rush.
489
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,621
I feel so empowered.
490
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,207
What were the comments like?
491
00:18:44,332 --> 00:18:45,958
The important thing is no one got sick.
492
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,544
Holy shit!
493
00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,921
Someone watching the
live stream just died.
494
00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,381
What?
495
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,049
And it's because of Lauren.
496
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,968
How could you possibly know that?
497
00:18:55,093 --> 00:18:58,804
The guy commented, "Oh, God.
What's happening to me?
498
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:02,350
"It's so hot in here.
I'm going to die. I'm dying.
499
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:03,726
You did this."
500
00:19:05,103 --> 00:19:08,565
"In the soil watered by your blood,
501
00:19:08,732 --> 00:19:12,527
the tree of revolution will grow."
502
00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,115
Yes, the death of a listener is serious.
503
00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:20,743
Please relay our apologies
to our sponsors.
504
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,662
LendingTree is pulling out too?
505
00:19:22,746 --> 00:19:24,205
No, please tell them that we still
506
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:25,998
have plenty of living audience members
507
00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,416
who need weird, little loans.
508
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:28,460
Where's Lauren?
509
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,503
I'm planning his victim's funeral,
510
00:19:30,628 --> 00:19:32,964
and I need his credit card number.
511
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:38,678
Hey, Chase, have you seen Lauren?
512
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:40,055
Nah.
513
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,973
I haven't seen him in years.
514
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,558
What?
515
00:19:43,767 --> 00:19:45,977
His laugh was like raindrops
on a camping tent.
516
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,104
And his hog was awesome.
517
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:52,942
Whoa, what happened to you?
518
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,360
Did you listen to yourself?
519
00:19:54,444 --> 00:19:56,988
I OD'd on throat comfort tea
520
00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,032
and had to get my stomach pumped.
521
00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,201
And yet, your voice sounds the same.
522
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,245
I'm only here to record
a resignation video.
523
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,790
"Love Actually" style, no audio.
524
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,583
Tragic times, dude.
525
00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,918
But, Lauren, you can't go on
looking like that.
526
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,212
Someone else might die.
527
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:14,437
I'll get a tote bag to put over his head.
528
00:20:14,547 --> 00:20:16,007
Not necessary.
529
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,009
Chunks and I used to watch
"Ambush Makeover" together.
530
00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:19,552
He'd always comment on how
531
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,721
the foundation on their faces
never matched their necks.
532
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:23,848
God, he was so smart.
533
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:26,059
Anyway, I'll glow you up, brah.
534
00:20:26,184 --> 00:20:27,686
Thank you, Chase.
535
00:20:27,811 --> 00:20:30,438
I need to look my best
so I can go out with dignity.
536
00:20:31,147 --> 00:20:32,774
Oh...
537
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:35,067
He looks like an undercover cop
at an Avril Lavigne concert.
538
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:38,071
But his face and neck, same color.
539
00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:40,365
We're going out together, old friend.
540
00:20:40,490 --> 00:20:42,367
Me with the death of my body.
541
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:44,661
You with the death of your career.
542
00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,774
Stop the tape!
543
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,027
Nobody murdered anyone!
544
00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:18,778
I just got off the phone with the coroner,
545
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,322
and he told me the cause
of death wasn't Lauren.
546
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,990
Wait, you talked to the coroner?
547
00:21:23,074 --> 00:21:24,474
He's on my husband's case.
548
00:21:24,492 --> 00:21:27,162
Oh, I know that coroner.
Guy's a prick.
549
00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:28,788
Won't even let you touch the bodies.
550
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,123
Wait, but if it wasn't
my voice, then what was it?
551
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:34,544
Apparently, he died of something called
552
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,463
Anders Schmidt Vulvitis.
553
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,798
- Oh, no.
- Isn't that what Sandy has?
554
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,135
I should have believed you.
555
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,804
And poor, sweet Sandy's numbered days
556
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:46,556
grow fewer still.
557
00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,141
And that's very sad.
558
00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:51,144
But the important thing is
my voice didn't kill anyone.
559
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,437
I'm not a murderer!
560
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,646
Not so fast.
561
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,730
He may not be a murderer,
562
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,315
but his voice still makes people sick.
563
00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,733
Remember what happened to Tegan?
564
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,277
Nope.
565
00:21:59,402 --> 00:22:01,862
Their manager emailed me
that Tegan faked being sick
566
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,657
because Lauren's questions were
making them uncomfortable.
567
00:22:04,741 --> 00:22:06,201
She wasn't really sick!
568
00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:08,411
She was uncomfortable
because she felt so seen!
569
00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:10,205
Right.
570
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:12,730
You're going to believe
some government coroner
571
00:22:12,791 --> 00:22:16,336
over the lived experience of a dying man?
572
00:22:17,754 --> 00:22:20,757
#BelieveDyingMen.
573
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:22,425
Crank me up, Carl!
574
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,469
The bitch is back!
575
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:36,815
Sandy Kooter,
Dr. Bronner will heal you now.
576
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:43,863
It's you.
577
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,282
Oh, yeah!
578
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,660
Spaceship Earth, baby!
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