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Impossible...
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Did he really make them all cum
so hard they can barely stand?
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My darling, love-starved Lilim...
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Are your beautiful hearts finally sated?
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H-he's holding her up with his--!
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After all that, heās still going strong?!
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Oh?
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Seems there's one lovely lady
who has yet to receive my love.
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As your bodies entwine and your love fills their hearts, you're sure to lose track of the time.
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True to their adverts, this establishment's
services were to my utmost satisfaction.
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Ten out of ten.
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Okay, all together now!
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If it's lewd, we love it!
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Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!
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Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!
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If you love all things dirty,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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I wanna feel good!
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Go all the way!
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Grab hold of the sword
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Go all the way!
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That you've been polishing
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Go all the way!
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The time for battle has come
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Let's go to paradise!
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Go all the way!
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If you love adventure
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Go all the way!
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Then make for paradise
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Go all the way!
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Without worrying about what people think
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Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!
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Come on dude, no dice, no way!
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How about we go in there instead?
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Hot freaking damn,
you're a genius my man!
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Come right in!
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Have a good time!
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Welcome!
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Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!
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Let's go to heaven! One more stop!
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If you like the same goods we do,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line,
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Let's go to heaven! One way or another!
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However many times we fall, we'll get it up again
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and satisfy both body and soul!
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This is our heaven!
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We hope to see you again!
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After enjoying their fill of
the Magic Metropolis' offerings,
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our merry band of adventurers returned
to their usual stomping grounds.
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I bet Meidriās mad at me for
skipping out on her with no notice...
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Oh, she'll be pissed.
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Give up while you can.
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Oh, thank God, you're back!
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Huh? Wait, She's not mad?
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Sheesh, this guy's been waiting
here for you for three whole days!
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Huh? Someoneās here for us?
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Get over there and do something about him!
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My goodness, honey,
why ever are you so upset?
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I know we are but customer and server,
the distance between us too great for relations...
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But think of the miracle our meeting must be, to
meet in this small corner of our big, wide world...
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I simply cannot let this God-given
blessing go to waste, my dear!
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The fuck is this?
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If only I could bridge the distance between us,
so our bodies and hearts could become as one!
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He's been here near half a week
spouting off nonsense like this!
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And he orders one raw egg
and looms over it all day!
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For his gorgeous good looks,
he sure is a Cheapskate.
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Take care of whatever business he has
with you and get him the heck out of here!
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Again, the fuck is this?
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Looks like an incubus,
and a top-tier one, at that.
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Ho, there!
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Might you be the ones
who penned these reviews?
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Yeah, that's us.
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From these reviews, you obviously don't
understand how wonderful women truly are!
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What?
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Again and again, you focus on the negatives,
completely overlooking each girl's most charming assets!
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Why, I visited that lilim den you rated all
ones and zeros, and you know what I did?
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I saw how starved they were for love,
and I provided it to them, passionately!
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I filled their hearts with
love, every single one of them!
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And when we were done, oh,
the satisfaction I felt!
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Uh-huh.
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In my opinion, that establishment
was nothing short of a perfect ten.
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I spent nearly an entire day experiencing
sheer bliss with those lovely ladies.
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H-holy shit.
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An entire day?
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This guyās got the stamina of the
guys on Incubus Road, hot damn.
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And so!
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Since the whole lot of you cannot
see the true beauty of a woman,
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I took the liberty of taking down their many virtues,
with the hopes that you might revise your scores!
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Her soul and mana may grow old,
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but her appearance never
loses its beautiful glimmer.
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Their juxtaposition is a marriage of
allure and anguish, a bittersweet harmony!
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Let us raise our glasses to toast the everlasting,
a partner for a thousand wonderous years!
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And so, I rate her a perfect ten.
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Sounds right.
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Dude, no! She's older than my mom!
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Here, we have a species whose outward appearance is
fleeting, compared to the age of their soul and mana.
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But the beautiful memories I
forged together with her...
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...will last until the end of time.
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You're making me feel young again!
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And so, I rate her a perfect ten.
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Sounds right.
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No way, that's so wrong!
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Her appearance was not unlike viewing the ancient
artifacts left behind by something artful and beautiful!
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Let your thoughts linger on that once-dazzling
beauty and bless every last bone with your love!
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But you can't stick it in her...
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The tiny hickies she leaves all over your body are
tangible proof of her love! Truly, a perfect ten!
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Those aren't hickies,
they're suction marks...
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When needed, I can change
the size of my organ at will,
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and so, I was a perfect fit for these
lovely fairies! A perfect score!
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Gotta admit, I'm a little jealous...
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She filled my heart with a burning love!
A perfect score!
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I'd say all of you is on
fire, not just your heart!
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This shit isn't helpful at all.
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Yeah, this guy...
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He'll give any woman a ten outta ten.
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All women are queens!
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And every man on Earth must be made
known of this simple, unwavering tru--
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Oh?
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You ran off with my money...
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You claimed you needed it
to "chase your dreams"...
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...then blew it all on succu-girls!
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You just wanted to cheat on me!
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Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, miss!
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Let go of me!
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Let me kill him, then kill me, too!
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It was the truth, my love.
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After all, it's always been my dream...
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That includes you, my dear.
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I love you... and that is no lie.
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I know. I know you love me!
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And I do, too! I love you!
Forever and ever!
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As do I, my sweet.
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The hell is going on?
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Good grief.
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Is he going to be okay?
She stabbed him right in the heart...
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Oh, he's not gonna die.
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Purebred incubi have two hearts.
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Yep.
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Whoa, really?
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Does that mean they've got one
on either side of their chest?
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Nah, they've get a super-strong second
heart that keeps their dick hard.
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STRONG
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Pretty sure it's down near their hips.
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Heard something about them dying
if they get stabbed down there.
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But man, you know what weirds me out?
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He only went to those places
'cause we rated them bad.
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Sure are all types of people
out in the world, huh?
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Kinda crazy how different
the species are...
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So, what should we do with
these reviews he wrote?
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What're we gonna do with this garbage?
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I know, right?
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Yo, Crim, let's hit up a succu-girl joint!
Shoot a load off, yeah?
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Here's your seafood and
full-moon bulb plate, Sir.
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Hey, don't ignore me!
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We need another reviewer, so get over here!
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I don't have money, okay?!
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And because I skipped work for half a
month to go to the Magic Metropolis,
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the boss is paying me half wages!
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Ugh, fine.
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Take this.
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It's an advance payment
for this month's reviews.
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Wow, thank you so much!
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Now I can get by without
having to scrimp on food.
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Hey?
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Use your head! You made all this
month off the backs of succu-girls!
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You'd better make sure every last
copper goes right back to 'em!
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Look, no matter how much we might make from these
reviews, going to succu-girl joints costs way more!
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I can't keep this up forever!
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So make more money!
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This is a tavern for adventurers!
Look at all these requests!
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You do realize that's literally
what I'm doing right now, right?
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Hold on a sec.
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Huh?
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Crim, my boy. You're staying here till your
halo heals and you can go back to Heaven.
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That means you're on a mercenary
or adventurerās contract, yeah?
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What's an adventurer's contract, you ask?
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No marks to kill...
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No money...
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No dungeons to crawl...
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Mercenary workers aren't always off
on adventurers or fighting wars!
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Sometimes, they've got to
take on normal jobs.
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But when the time comes...
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A new dungeon?! I'm takinā time off!
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War broke out,
so it's quittin' time for me!
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As soon as a real job comes in for them, they're
allowed to take time off or quit altogether.
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That's how it works if you're
on an official contract!
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So basically, you've got the right
to take as much time as you need off
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if another better-paying job rolls in!
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The boss didn't give you shit
for taking off those two weeks
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to go fuck those birdmaids
or the decoy dolls, right?
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I suppose...
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But I've got no powers with a cracked halo.
All I can do is float!
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What kinds of requests
could I possibly handle?
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You could go review succu-girl joints!
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Put that cute face and huge dick to work!
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I just told you why I can't do that!
I'll go totally bankrupt!
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Aren't you super resistant to shit?
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Resistant?
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Yeah, you don't take damage
from all sorts of things, right?
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That's gotta be worth a load of cash.
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That makes sense! So, like, a job
where I'd have to ļ¬y through flames?
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Eh, a salamander or
ifrit could handle that.
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W-well, then, what about a job in
the snowy peaks, or on a glacier?
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Sasquatches and ice golems
can take care of those.
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Well, sheesh, sounds like
there's a species for everything!
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So find a job where you have to resist
fire, water, poison, lightning, all of it.
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I don't think I'll ever
find one like that...
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Wait, I know one!
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Oh? What is it?
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Reviewing succu-girls!
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Hey, that's perfect!
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Right?
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Damn right!
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No other choice!
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Oh, boy. These two perverts never stop
thinking with their lower halves...
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OW!
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Stop dragging Crim off all the time!
219
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You know that only makes
more work for me, right?!
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What, you can't get off
without Crim's help?
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Wow, you like it that big?
We got a size queen over here!
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Okay, take this over to table
nine, will you?
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Got it.
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She ignored us!
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Damn you, Meidri!
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All of our reviews made her far too open-minded!
She's developed a resistance to pervy shit!
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Well, shit.
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Guess we'll just eat,
get drunk, then pass out!
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Sure. Get me an ale, some
fries, and a yellow boar steak!
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Got it, comin' right up!
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We sure do appreciate you
supporting the Ale 'n Eats!
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We already support the hell
out of you with those reviews.
233
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You probably make more off our
reviews than you do on food orders.
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Yeah, but weāll sell a hell of
a lot less reviews without Crim.
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Yo, Stunk 'n Zel!
236
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Hey, Kanchal, Where've you been?
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And whatās that?
238
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Dude, what kind of haul is this?
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This is what we earned for that review the
Porter Guild distributed nationwide for us.
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Quite the windfall, huh?
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Here's your portion, Crim.
242
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This is great,
but you sure it's not too much?
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Remember all those guys who
were piggybacking off our idea?
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Yeah.
245
00:15:07,980 --> 00:15:16,890
We decided to let 'em keep doing their thing if
they paid their share to us and the Porter Guild.
246
00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:18,670
Wait, so that means...
247
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:24,090
From here on out, all those other reviewers
are gonna be our financial investors!
248
00:15:24,370 --> 00:15:26,770
Seriously? Holy shit.
249
00:15:26,770 --> 00:15:30,550
I was wondering why our favorite money-grubbing rogue
wasn't making a fuss when we found out about 'em.
250
00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:32,550
Guess this was your plan
from the start, huh?
251
00:15:32,830 --> 00:15:33,970
You could say that.
252
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It'd be a lot of work to try and stop them,
plus we wouldn't make any money off 'em.
253
00:15:37,430 --> 00:15:39,760
Better to use 'em for
our own gain then, yeah?
254
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:45,690
Now, not only will our reviews cover
the cost of going to succu-girl joints,
255
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:49,220
but the more brothels we hit,
the more money we'll make!
256
00:15:49,220 --> 00:15:50,730
Holy moly!
257
00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,570
This is revolutionary!
258
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:53,800
And you know what all this means?
259
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:57,200
You've got no reason
keeping you here anymore!
260
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,370
Cāmon, let's go bust out a review!
261
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:01,340
Hey, idiots!
262
00:16:02,840 --> 00:16:07,540
I won't tell you NOT to go, but you
could at least him ļ¬nish his work first!
263
00:16:07,540 --> 00:16:08,510
Right?!
264
00:16:09,860 --> 00:16:12,760
O-one more ale, please.
265
00:16:12,760 --> 00:16:15,630
You got it! Comin' right up.
266
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,550
Sorry to make you wait, Stunk,
but I'm almost ready to--
267
00:16:31,550 --> 00:16:35,130
Hey, Crim! Took ya long enough!
268
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:38,460
Moā reviews, moā money!
269
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:41,180
Long live the Interspecies Reviewers!
270
00:16:41,180 --> 00:16:45,430
Whoa. They're pretty wasted...
271
00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:51,330
Let's send our illustrious
Reviewers off with one more round!
272
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Hear that, Meidri?
273
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:56,470
Kitchen and bar aren't taking
any more orders today, guys.
274
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Th' fuck? I ain't done drinkin' though!
275
00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:02,190
Fine, weāll just go somewhere else!
276
00:17:02,190 --> 00:17:05,090
Letās get to a place with
booze AND succu-girls!
277
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:09,470
Hell yeah! Guess that means alcohauns!
278
00:17:09,770 --> 00:17:11,630
Alcohauns?
279
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,760
They're booze fairies!
280
00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:17,510
I tell ya, it's the ultimate indulgence:
gettin' drunk and gettin' it on!
281
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,260
Welcome!
282
00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,630
Cheers!
283
00:17:24,990 --> 00:17:27,070
Drink up!
284
00:17:27,070 --> 00:17:28,850
Chug, chug!
285
00:17:54,430 --> 00:17:58,900
Ugh, my head... Wait, where are we?
286
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,300
We ended up back here somehow.
287
00:18:01,300 --> 00:18:04,210
I don't remember a damn thing.
288
00:18:05,270 --> 00:18:07,720
Hey, but we wrote a review.
289
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,930
While we were out of it, no less.
290
00:18:10,930 --> 00:18:12,770
Good on us.
291
00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:19,250
We hit up a joint where
you get drunk and fuck.
292
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:22,510
All the girls there are piss
drunk, and you will be, too.
293
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:32,180
But all that partyih' hard had the
opposite effect on my li'l Stunk.
294
00:18:32,560 --> 00:18:36,260
C'mon, li'l buddy! Get up 'n fight!
295
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:40,220
Score's, uh... shahe outta ten!
296
00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:47,740
Alcohauns are just
really drunk leprechauns.
297
00:18:55,820 --> 00:19:00,840
But alcohauns are kinda just
piss-drunk leprechauns, huh?
298
00:19:01,570 --> 00:19:04,270
I give 'em an "I won" outta... eh.
299
00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:14,740
The joint's full of girls
drunk on free booze.
300
00:19:17,340 --> 00:19:23,260
Girls get paid to fuck us,
we get paid to review 'em.
301
00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:26,840
Everyone wins. What a wonderful world.
302
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:32,630
I give 'em a... lemon outta ten.
303
00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,510
Cāmon, drink up, my sweet angel!
304
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:42,010
Both the girls and the Clients drink
to the point of losing consciousness.
305
00:19:42,010 --> 00:19:43,630
Wow!
306
00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,280
You're still not drunk?
307
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:48,050
I don't think alcohol affects me...
308
00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:50,550
The receptionist was the
only sober one there,
309
00:19:50,550 --> 00:19:55,940
and she made sure to tally up the bill
any time someone laid a finger on a girl.
310
00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,940
This place is kind of scary...
311
00:19:57,940 --> 00:20:01,170
I'll give it a five out often.
312
00:20:02,430 --> 00:20:04,130
What the hell?
313
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,410
And that's not the only shit
review we wrote. Look at these.
314
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,540
Did we go on a succu-joint crawl?
315
00:20:13,540 --> 00:20:16,350
Shit, I don't remember anything.
316
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,720
No! We blew through all our gold!
317
00:20:18,720 --> 00:20:21,130
But at least we can
make some off these re--
318
00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:23,340
We can't use these, they're crap!
319
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,280
Shit... we gotta make money.
320
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:40,220
And so, our brave reviewers accepted a number
of requests to earn back their lost fortune.
321
00:20:40,670 --> 00:20:43,470
They accomplished many incredible feats...
322
00:20:43,470 --> 00:20:45,380
Cleared their way through
countless dungeons...
323
00:20:47,140 --> 00:20:54,760
And without realizing it,
saved the world from certain destruction.
324
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:09,820
But that's a tale for another time.
325
00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:29,720
Oh ye of all species gather round!
326
00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:33,550
First, I yearn for the warmth of another
327
00:21:33,550 --> 00:21:37,300
Second, I journey 'cross twin mountains
328
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:41,340
Horny horny hard hard hard
329
00:21:40,430 --> 00:21:41,340
(Oh, how big!)
330
00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:44,930
Third, your lascivious body
331
00:21:44,930 --> 00:21:48,760
Fourth, your lewdly moistened little bean
332
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:51,570
That patron just did it three times in 30 minutes!
333
00:21:51,570 --> 00:21:53,280
Wow, a god in bed!
334
00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:56,330
And we're not done yet!
335
00:21:56,330 --> 00:21:57,770
Everyone who loves lewd stuff.
336
00:21:57,770 --> 00:21:59,450
Everyone who loves to feel good.
337
00:21:59,450 --> 00:22:02,020
All you people, get the hell out here!
338
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:02,640
Here we go!
339
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:04,190
Humans, elves, fairies, beastmen,
340
00:22:04,190 --> 00:22:05,730
monsters, spirits, angels, demons.
341
00:22:05,730 --> 00:22:08,800
All you customers with your hopes and dreams bursting out
of your pants, thank you for choosing this establishment!
342
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,290
How's your libido doing?
343
00:22:10,290 --> 00:22:11,870
How's the family doing?
344
00:22:11,870 --> 00:22:14,970
All right! Let's get this party started!
345
00:22:14,970 --> 00:22:17,650
Now with a stroke, stroke, stroke, let's put a shine on it
346
00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:20,700
Let's polish up our virility
347
00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:23,840
With another stroke, stroke, stroke, let's put a shine on it
348
00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:27,300
Let's polish up our virility
349
00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:30,440
Another wonderful view tonight
350
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:33,590
The town's all paved with pink
351
00:22:33,590 --> 00:22:40,120
Now let's all get along and sing the flower petal folk song
352
00:22:49,550 --> 00:22:52,180
This is our last episode, girls.
353
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:54,070
If this is your last hurrah,
354
00:22:54,070 --> 00:22:55,640
then let's party!
355
00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,880
We brought the booze!
356
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:01,760
Why thank you, girls. Let's drink!
357
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:07,680
Drink, drink, drink !
358
00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:13,880
You naughty girls!
Trying to get me drunk, are you?
359
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:17,240
Here's one last present for
you, my darlings.
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