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Our adventurersâ journey was long and hard.
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Now, they are but one day's travel
away from the Magic Metropolis.
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...and that's that.
Thanks for taking care of it.
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Okay!
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Taking care of it?
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Taking care of what?
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You know how the info posted on adventurer notice
boards is sometimes a joint effort with certain guilds?
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I figured working with the Courier's
Guild could be a good idea.
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Sure, makes no difference to me.
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How does working together
with them help us?
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We get plenty of clients who come to the
Porter Service because of your reviews.
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And we don't have to go out of our way; we can
just post your reviews in every town we end up in.
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Works out for the both of us, yeah?
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I see. That's a big win-win.
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Alright, let's get some sleep.
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Good night.
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Okay, all together now!
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If it's lewd, we love it!
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Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!
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Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!
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If you love all things dirty,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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I wanna feel good!
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Go all the way!
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Grab hold of the sword
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Go all the way!
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That you've been polishing
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Go all the way!
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The time for battle has come
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Let's go to paradise!
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Go all the way!
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If you love adventure
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Go all the way!
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Then make for paradise
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Go all the way!
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Without worrying about what people think
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Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!
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Come on dude, no dice, no way!
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How about we go in there instead?
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Hot freaking damn,
you're a genius my man!
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Come right in!
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Have a good time!
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Welcome!
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Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!
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Let's go to heaven! One more stop!
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If you like the same goods we do,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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Let's go to heaven! With our âlifebloodâ on the line,
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Let's go to heaven! One way or another!
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However many times we fall, we'll get it up again
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and satisfy both body and soul!
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This is our heaven!
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We hope to see you again!
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Everyone's walking around with the
same girl... It's kind of spooky.
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Meh, we're here to do the same thing,
so no use complaining about it.
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Let us be off, then, to the
establishment with the perfect score!
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Hi there, everyone!
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Thank you so much for coming here today.
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Please prepare your 5000-gold fee while you wait, and try to pay in exact change!
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I'll tell you everything and more
about our system when I'm with you!
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Okay, let me tell you how this works!
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I'm a decoy doll that is an
exact copy of Archmage Demia.
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When our three days are up, no need to
take me back anywhere: I'll just disappear!
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Before then, though, I hope you'll have
some fun and do whatever you want with me!
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This is incredible...
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Normally, decoy dolls are simple temporary constructs
that buy you a little bit of time in bad situations.
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And they can only follow simple commands like âkeep
running awayâ or âkeep begging for your lifeâ.
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No, don't kill me.
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I honestly can't believe I'm having a full-on
conversation with a complex decoy doll...
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I am the greatest Archmage in the
world, you know.
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Yeah. You'd be the only person in the
world who could run a business like this.
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So if we don't have to take you back,
and we can do whatever we want with you...
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...that means you're cool
with everything, right?
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Yup!
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Really? Everything?
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Uh-huh! For example, if you wanted to...
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What?! What kind of creep would do that?!
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Lots of them, multiple times a day.
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Wh-what the hell?!
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Oh, but we do ask that you don't engage in any kind
of sexual activity out in the open or in public.
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Why not? You embarrassed for
regular folks to see you like that?
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Oh, no. Before this rule, everyone
went at it in alleys, parks, riverbeds,
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grassy knolls, public toilets; you name it,
they were banging there.
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Then, the mayor called me in and
gave me an earful about it...
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So nothing that'll bother
the rest of society, got it.
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But as long as you're doing
it behind closed doors,
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you can saw me in half, or use a red-hot
iron to brand me, anything, really!
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I'm not gonna do anything like that!
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Um, uh...
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S-so from now on...
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what are we going to do?
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You came a long way to get here, right?
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Why don't we find ourselves
some lodgings first, then?
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S-sure.
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A-and, after that, then,
we'll definitely...
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Want to see the sights of the city?
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Here, some people buy our services
to get a personal tour of the city.
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I give a damn good tour of the
most famous places in the area.
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R-right. It's my first time
here, after all.
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I guess it wouldn't be a bad
idea to see the sights...
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Okay, we've got this room
for the next few days.
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Before we set out, go ahead and put
your stuff down, if you have any...
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M-Miss Demia?!
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Hey, why don't we wash off that sweat
and grime before we go on our tour?
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I bet you'd like to get
all clean and refreshed.
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Y-y-yeah! It's probably better to
get all freshened up before we go...
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How's the water?
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Perfect, thanks.
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C'mon, new, no need to be so shy.
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R-right...
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You here on business?
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Yes, technically...
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Did you come alone?
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No...
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So your friends are here, too?
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Yes.
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Do you come to places like this often?
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N-no, why would you think that...
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Now then.
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Wait, wha?!
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C'mon, sit right here and I'll wash you.
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Wait, but...
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Don't worry, just get out here, c'mon!
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O-okay.
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Maybe it'd be better if I just did it my-
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Wh-what are y...
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What am I doing?
Why, Iâm washing you, silly!
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With my luscious body.
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B-but there are sponges right over th-
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Huh? What? I can't hear you!
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I, I said...
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Oh, that's right!
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We definitely have to
make sure you're clean down here.
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Hey, wa...
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Crim certainly felt
refreshed after their bath.
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A hot, busty girl like her would fetch
an eight or a nine at any other place.
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And I get to do whatever I
want to her for three days.
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This has to be a ten outta ten...
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But she's technically just a doll clone
of the real thing, so is that a downside?
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If so, then it's a nine.
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But this is way better than the
other places I rated as nines, so...
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Gotta be ten...No, nine...
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Ten...maybe a nine point nine...
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Ten...nine...
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Morning, sleepyhead! You finally up?
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Give me just a few minutes.
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Breakfast is almost ready!
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How is it? Good..?
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Yeah.
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Oh, good!
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You not gonna eat, then?
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I don't need to.
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But if you'd like me to, my innards teleport
away anything that passes into my mouth,
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so I could totally enjoy a meal with you.
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But don't worry, I can process it, add bitterness and
stench to it, then squeeze it out my butt if you want!
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What do you mean, don't worry?!
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Who the hell would ever
ask you to do that?!
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Lots of people.
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Huh?
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Really.
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Wow... people really want you to do that?
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They sure do.
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What should we do now?
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Want to go see the city?
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Or maybe you'd...
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This early? You're so bad.
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Nothin' bad about it, right?
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Sheesh, you're insatiable...
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Man, and I get three whole days of this?
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Feels like I'm enjoyin' that âjust
marriedâ life, and it ain't darn bad.
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So!
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Spell construction methodology is fairly
standardized in academia and practice,
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but by utilizing this method of simulating magic
within your body to form part of the magic circle,
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you can achieve all sorts of practical
advantages, such as shortening spell recitation!
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I get it. That's totally doable...
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Holy shit, she's seriously incredible!
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I'm getting a master-level magic lesson that's
changing everything I knew about casting,
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and it only cost 5000 gold
for three whole days.
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Anywhere else, a course like this
would cost at least 100,000 or more!
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You okay? Feeling a little tired?
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Why don't you put down the book
and touch my titties instead?
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And hoo boy, this learning environment...
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H-hey...
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Sheesh, you said you wouldn't
do anything mean to me.
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Oh? Don't worry,
I wonât do anything super horrific.
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So that's how it is huh.
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So you can't go back to heaven
until your halo regenerates?
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Th-that's right.
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I hope itâll heal on its own, but...
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You're not sure, huh?
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Where did you break it?
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Umm, I was in some forest somewhere, but...
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Sorry, I don't know much
about Earth geography...
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Okay.
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Then why don't you let me
take you to Heaven instead?
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Huh? Wait, you can do that?
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What are...
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H-hey!
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Iâm so jealous that you have both.
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Do you want me to take you to Heaven
with your boy parts, or your girl parts?
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Wait, by Heaven, you meant-
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Wait, I-
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N-no, don't-
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Donât touch me the...
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D-donât, I'm already at my-
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Master! Master Demia!
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We've just received this year's batch of
gender-swap potions, three thousand bottles.
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Câmere, Tiesse.
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Very well, I'll come in.
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An angel with a broken halo came into
your shop not too long ago, right?
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Oh, yes, that cane.
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They're spending some time with
one of my clones right now.
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Oh-ho?
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Despite that sweet, innocent face of theirs, they
sure are into a whole lot of naughty things.
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Yes, I know.
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And this right here is
fresh-squeezed angel juice.
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Wha-what are you going to do with that?
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What do you mean?
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This substance has all the information
I need about that particular life form.
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I can't think of a better
sample to test with!
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Just by dripping it on
these damage test zones,
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I can tell that angels are weak to
dark-aspected and physical damage,
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but almost completely impervious
to all other forms and aspects.
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I see...
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Then, if we let it drip
onto a neutral surface...
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...and measure the time it takes
for become completely inert,
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we can see if it's completely vitiated,
or simply absorbing the aspects!
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Oh, oh, look!
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Their little swimmers in the droplet
on the floor are so energetic!
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You appear to be enjoying
this, Master Demia.
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We haven't yet been able to create spells or armor
that are resistant to nearly every aspect of damage.
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This sample could be the key
that unlocks that technology.
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I certainly won't be able to
put this business on pause
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if it's going to pay for my research
and bring me things like this.
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One more thing...
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Our precious angel's halo of light.
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I sense a divine aspect to it that
we simply can't create on our own.
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Oh, how I want it...
What I'd do to get my hands on it!
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Master, you canât go stealing parts
from your customers' own bodies.
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I know that, of course.
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But boy, do I want it...
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Farewell, Magic Metropolis...
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You get a perfect score...
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Until we meet again...
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I'll be here again and again...
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Yes...
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Alright, it's up to you girls, now!
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Let's do this!
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Now the real work begins!
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Yeah!
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And so, the Centaur Porters spread the
Reviewersâ perfect review 'cross the land,
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to every city, village, and man.
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This time, we visited an establishment
manned by clones of a famous archmage.
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Wow, can't even wait till we get to bed?
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You get to fuck a hot mage with
huge titties, and boy, is it great.
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But that's not even the best part:
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Three days to have as much fun as you want
means you get a lot of bang for your buck.
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Hell, the price is the same as an
hour at any normal succu-girl joint.
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On tap of the mind-blowing sex,
she'll make you an incredible breakfast,
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unless you are a lolicon or a serious connoisseur of flat chests, you can't give her anything but full points.
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Okay, say âahhâ!
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Ten outta ten!
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T-to think such an incredible
establishment existed!
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We have to go there now!
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These magic decoy doll clones are on a level
of perfection I didn't think was possible.
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Use my chest as a cheat sheet!
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Ask her about magic, and she'll go in depth
with it in a top-tier tutoring session.
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When I wasn't hitting the books, I was
hittin' home runs, if you catch my drift!
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Ten outta ten!
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Th-this is no time to be
busying ourselves with research!
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That does it, I'm changing my focus to
alchemy and making myself a quick buck!
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Those three days were more
than merely incredible.
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No fetish is off the table at this establishment.
You can literally do whatever you want!
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You're bound to feel satisfied when you finally
scratch that itch the other succu-girls won't!
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A perfect score's a no-brainer for
someplace as perfect as this!
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Ten out of ten!
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What in tarnation?!
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âScuse me, lads,
I got a mountain of oranges to sell!
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I had a lot of fun on my
date with the archmage.
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C'mon, hurry!
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We went sightseeing and out to dinner...
every day was so much fun.
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It made me wonder, âis this what having a girlfriend is like?â
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I was a little sad that she'd forget the
time we spent together after disappearing,
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but apparently she'll remember
everything the next time you come in!
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And I deďŹnitely want to.
Come again, I mean.
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Ten out of ten!
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I-itâs like having a girlfriend?!
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I want to go! I HAVE to go!
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Troops, prepare to move out!
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B-But Captain, it's against the military
code to fraternize with prosti-
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Insolent fool! No soldier would spend time with
one of those girls if he wasn't prepared to die!
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Forward, men, to the Magic Metropolis!
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Oh, miss Meidri!
Can we get three Electric Ales over here?
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Sure!
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My food almost ready?
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Yes, just a sec!
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Miss Meidri!
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Hey, Meidri!
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Meidri, you around?
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Yes, yes, I'm coming!
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I simply cannot wait to
read their next review.
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An establishment with a perfect score...
it must be truly magical.
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Or something straight out of a wet dream.
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Heaven on Earth.
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Heaven? Try Hell,
that's how busy I am right now!
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Yes, hello, welco...
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One raw egg, if you please.
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Oh ye of all species gather round!
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First, I yearn for the warmth of another
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Second, I journey 'cross twin mountains
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Horny horny hard hard hard
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(Oh, how big!)
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Third, your lascivious body
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Fourth, your lewdly moistened little bean
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That patron just did it three times in 30 minutes!
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Wow, a god in bed!
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And we're not done yet!
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Everyone who loves lewd stuff.
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Everyone who loves to feel good.
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All you people, get the hell out here!
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Here we go!
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Humans, elves, fairies, beastmen,
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monsters, spirits, angels, demons.
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All you customers with your hopes and dreams bursting out
of your pants, thank you for choosing this establishment!
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How's your libido doing?
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How's the family doing?
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All right! Let's get this party started!
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Now with a stroke, stroke, stroke, let's put a shine on it
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Let's polish up our virility
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With another stroke, stroke, stroke, let's put a shine on it
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Let's polish up our virility
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Another wonderful view tonight
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The town's all paved with pink
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Now let's all get along and sing the flower petal folk song
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Ladies...
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What starts with âpâ and ends in âsâ...
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and could get a man killed if
he comes at it the wrong way?
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These were Professor Poke's last words...
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Whatever is the answer?
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Pecs? I've seen pecs on rock giants
that could snap a sword in half.
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Peanuts? These could kill
someone with the wrong allergy...
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Dark Dragons? They're so dangerous...
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Dungeons? Those are dangerous whether
you're going in or coming out of them...
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Would you like the answer?
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Tadah!
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The answer is:
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my penis!
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C'mon, take a nice, close look!
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