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Nymphs, humans...
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Elves, gnomes...
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Beastmen, or pixies...
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Man, nothing's really
hittin' the spot for me.
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Same.
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Pretty sure we've hit up all the species of girls around
here. Could just write something from memory.
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What's got you looking all serious?
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They're having a hard time deciding
what establishment to go next.
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Ugh, you worry about the dumbest things.
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If you're that hung up on it, why don't you
just pick the next species that walks in here ?
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Huh. Not a bad idea.
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Let's just do that.
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Wait, you're gonna use that ?
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I mean, we are seriously stumped
today, so yeah.
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Oh, wel--
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A freakin' golem?
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Okay, all together now!
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If it's lewd, we love it!
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Let's go to heaven! Rouse your passions!
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Let's go to heaven! I know you want to!
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If you love all things dirty,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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I wanna feel good!
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Go all the way!
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Grab hold of the sword
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Go all the way!
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That you've been polishing
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Go all the way!
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The time for battle has come
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Let's go to paradise!
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Go all the way!
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If you love adventure
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Go all the way!
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Then make for paradise
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Go all the way!
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Without worrying about what people think
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Hey, hey, a cute elf girl!
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Come on dude, no dice, no way!
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How about we go in there instead?
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Hot freaking damn,
you're a genius my man!
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Come right in!
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Have a good time!
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Welcome!
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Let's go to heaven! Lust for glory!
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Let's go to heaven! One more stop!
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If you like the same goods we do,
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then whatever your species you're one of us!
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Let's go to heaven! With our "lifeblood" on the line,
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Let's go to heaven! One way or another!
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However many times we fall, we'll get it up again
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and satisfy both body and soul!
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This is our heaven!
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We hope to see you again!
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Are golem brothels even a thing?
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For better or worse, they're a thing.
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They're a thing?
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They're a thing...
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This gonna be your first time
with a golem, too, Stunk?
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Yeah, surprisingly enough.
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There weren't any golems in my dad's
harem, at least I think there weren't.
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Wait, why do I have to go with you, anyway?
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And a golem brothel? Really?
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I asked around, but the second I
said "golem", everyone peaced out.
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And then there's..
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Can't wait to read the review!
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Have fun, boys!
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I've never seen Meidri that
happy to send us on our way...
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She's probably thinking we're gonna end up with one of these.
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I'm Golemy! Let's have fun
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Fuck!
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If they're closer to androids, then at least...
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Yes, Master.
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Starting Sexual Service.
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Beep, boop. Linux active.
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Hey, Siri. Commence activity.
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I'm coming. It's inside me.
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Excreting juices.
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I could make do with that...
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Please let me get lucky!
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"The Sex Marionette"
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Hello there!
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Welcome to the Sex Marionette, home to
all our doll, puppet, and golem desires!
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Yes!
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Looks like I'm in luck after all!
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Looks like I'm in luck after all!
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I've seen better.
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Oh? Is this your first time here, gentlemen?
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Yeah.
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Let me tell you how things work!
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First, you'll pick out the bodily features you so
desire, from hair to eyes and much much more,
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to build the girl of your dreams!
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You build her?!
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Indeed! We have all types of species and sizes,
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from skinny skeletons to fluffy
fatties and macho musclegirls!
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As well as all kinds of outfits you can pick from!
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We can make any type of girl you want, just as
long as they're not species like giants or slimes.
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Any girl I want, you say?
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Once you've finished your Build-a-Bitch, select
a personality core to install, and you're all done!
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Personality core?
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We've got them all, from horny harlot
to modest maiden and virile virgin!
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I see...
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How about their you-know-whats?
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We have those, too!
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You'll pick out one of the Magical
Muffholes from this aquarium.
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Want it small, medium, large, narrow,
loose, shallow, or deep? We've got it all!
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S-so gross... The fuck are those things?
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Gross...
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But they're magical life forms, so in
a way, they're technically golems?
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Damn though, do they feel good.
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Fuck one of these too many times and
you won't be able to enjoy the real thing.
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Yeah. Overdo it with these when you're a kid, and
only succubus pussy will be able to get you off.
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Check it out.
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No matter how casual you're making
them out to be, I still don't...
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This could be pretty world-changing...
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Okay, just give us a holler when you're done!
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When we're done ?
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Building a whole girl seems like
it's gonna be kind of an ordeal
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I-I just can't get her to look cute...
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They've got thousands of different
eyeballs and eyelashes...
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There's almost too many choices.
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Maybe I should just pick a pre-built one...
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Default Dolls.
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You'll get 500 gold off your
experience by picking a pre-made girl.
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These dolls made by customers come-and-gone
were too well-made to deconstruct,
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so they get reused as Default Dolls.
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But what's the point of coming here
if I'm not going to build my own?
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Hey, Crim! Get over here.
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Coming!
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What do you think, Crim?
Pretty dang accurate, huh?
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Wha?!
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That's our Thief for ya.
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Putting that manual dexterity to
good work in times like these.
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The maid outfit's not quite the
same, but it's close enough.
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Nice work.
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After spending an hour putting together a grade-A
uggo, I was about ready to give up, but with this?
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Yeah, I threw in the towel after
I built myself a real baghead.
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Hey, Kanchal, make us two more, will you?
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Sheesh, twist my arm, why don'tcha.
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Right, what personality
are we gonna go with?
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Well, we gotta pick something
totally different, right?
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No way. You give her something
real similar, and it'll be even better.
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- Now there's an idea!
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U-umm, don't you think this
is going a little too far...
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- Right?
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- Let's get to pickin', then
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Well, Crim? You want one, too?
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Huh? No, I, ah...
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Yes...
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Stunk, eight. Zel, eight.
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Kanchal, ten, and Crim, eight.
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Well shoot, they actually had a
good time at that golem place.
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Darn.
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Oh, Crim!
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Y-yes'm!
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What kind of girl did you make?
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U-uh...
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I'm... so sorry...
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Hey.
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Get over here and tell me
what the hell you made.
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Hell hath no fury..
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Oh, Stunk... Rest in pieces.
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You have to know which lines not to cross.
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I-I've so much to learn from this...
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W-wait, lemme explain, Me--
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We visited The Sex Marionette, a brothel
full of dolls, puppets, and golems.
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Bring a friend who's an excellent crafter,
then plug in a personality and go!
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I went with the "horny harlot"!
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Harder, harder, harder!
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Yes! So good...
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Lemme tell you, I sure gave her a
lotta personality, if you catch my drift!
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C'mere, you.
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Dolls might sound like a turn-off, but give 'em a soul
and get 'em moving, and you won't notice at all.
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I picked the "sweet-hearted strumpet"!
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Man, did I feel comforted in the
caress of that humongous bosom
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I've got you. Sweet dreams, darling.
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Wai--
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H-harder, make it hurt more, please!
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It was so much fun building my own experience
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I've definitely found my favorite shop
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I went with the "masochistic man-eater"!
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I-it's, uh... My first time...
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Uhh... I tried making one on my own, but when
that didn't work out, I asked Kanchal to do it.
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I chose the, uh, "first-time filly"...
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W-will a dick that big really fit...?
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She, uh...
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She was really cute.
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It is said that her shriek
was heard 'round the world...
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The moral of the story is: you'd best
learn what is and is not acceptable.
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A few days after Meidri's rage shook the town...
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The Ale 'n Eats found itself full
of customers of a different light.
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Sinking...
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Sinking, sinking...
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Miss Meidri?
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Would you mind taking over
food delivery for a bit?
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There's so much darkness that just getting
close to them deals damage to me...
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Sure, I can take over.
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Why do you keep saying "sinking", though?
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Hard to explain, just... that's how it feels.
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I get it.
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When we get hit by dark-aspected attacks,
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it feels like our minds and souls are
being dragged down to oblivion.
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Huh.
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Should've guessed an
angel'd be weak to darkness.
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Yeah.
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Is it just me, or do we have a lot more
dark-aspected customers this week?
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Yeah, probably because the World
of Darkness has a long holiday.
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A long holiday...
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That means this dark wave's
gonna last a bit longer.
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Here's an idea
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If you're off tomorrow,, Crim, why don't
we go soak up some light together, eh?
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Huh?
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That sounds great! I'd love to go!
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"Seed y Light"
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"Seed for Thy Light"
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Why am I-not surprised?
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Hot damn! The building itself is glowing!
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Must be 'cause it's got tons
of will o' the wisps inside.
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Hey, the for "for Th" is out on the sign
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Hi there! Come one, come all!
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Wha-already?!
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You're standing outside!
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Ooh, nice.
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The damn light's blockin'
out all the good bits.
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I'm so sorry, but I can't move
or dim the light around me!
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Well, that's damn inconvenient!
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Hmm, according to research
by the Great Mage Demia,
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the location and shape of these lights varies
based on changes in the world line axis.
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...world line?
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Yes. For example, the changes at my
breast fluctuate to such a large degree..
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that sometimes the light takes a shape where you
can't see nipples no matter how hard you try,
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but sometimes,
you can see absolutely everything
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Huh.
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Oh, however...
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The light down here never
seems to move that much.
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O-okay, we get it! L-let's go inside, yeah?
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Okay!
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Four customers, coming to see the light!
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It's huge.
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And bright.
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Don't you guys have a reception?
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And where are the private rooms?
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Hi, there!
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Glad you're here!
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Sorry, we're just sooo bright.
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If we holed up in a little room with you...
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You wouldn't be able to see anything at all!
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Huh? Wait, then what are we going to do?
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Don't tell me we're gonna do it out here...
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That's right, we're doing it in the open boi!
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Here we go!
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Okey dokey!
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00:15:07,550 --> 00:15:08,850
Huh?
253
00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:11,320
Let's get those stuffy clothes off you!
254
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:12,940
H-hold on a sec!
255
00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,220
Wait! E-everyone can see!
256
00:15:15,220 --> 00:15:16,980
This is so embarrassing!
257
00:15:16,980 --> 00:15:21,100
It's okay, the light will
cover up your private parts!
258
00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:25,780
This light subconsciously
gathers in our sexiest places.
259
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,090
C'mon, let's all get naked!
260
00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,340
This place is getting weirder by the minute...
261
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:34,250
Yeah...
262
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:37,540
Whoa, it's really glowing.
263
00:15:37,540 --> 00:15:39,960
Yeah. This is weird.
264
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:43,010
Aw, how cute!
265
00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:45,480
Wha?! Sh-shut up!
266
00:15:47,420 --> 00:15:49,140
Whoa, ya, Crim,
267
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,630
you're shinin' brighter than the sun.
268
00:15:52,630 --> 00:15:55,720
No, don't... Don't look!
269
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,710
Don't look at me!
270
00:15:57,710 --> 00:15:59,120
Calm down, we can't see shit.
271
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:02,940
A-at least close the curtains at the entrance!
272
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:06,290
Don't worry, it's too bright in
here for anyone out there to see!
273
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:10,950
Hi ladies, two more customers, coming in!
274
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:12,870
Whoa, they're goin' at it.
275
00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:14,890
I kinda like the communal feelin' of this place.
276
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,100
Wha?!
277
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,960
Wait, other customers are coming in, too?
278
00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:21,710
Well, yes, this isn't a private space...
279
00:16:21,710 --> 00:16:23,040
Makes sense...
280
00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:27,670
That's why you've got to pick the girl you
want quick, or someone else will take her!
281
00:16:27,670 --> 00:16:29,050
I get it.
282
00:16:29,050 --> 00:16:31,170
It's so cute!
283
00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:32,650
C'mon, stop it already!
284
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,590
One more customer's here to see you!
285
00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:37,030
Is Lumen open?
286
00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:40,810
Sorry sweetie, I'm taking
care of this darling right now!
287
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:42,270
Me boo!
288
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:43,640
Wait, wha...
289
00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:45,170
Aw, man.
290
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:49,380
But hey, he's pretty cute. I'd be down.
291
00:16:51,030 --> 00:16:52,240
Hey, now!
292
00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,740
You're not allowed to go after other customers!
293
00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,050
I'm just kidding.
294
00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:00,340
"Seed y Light"
295
00:16:57,050 --> 00:17:00,340
Nooooooo!
296
00:17:05,250 --> 00:17:07,710
Experience the will o' the wisps...
297
00:17:07,710 --> 00:17:09,920
Dance in the pageant of light...
298
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,700
At this establishment...
299
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,960
We went into the light.
300
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:16,950
We came into the light.
301
00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,620
This time, we went to a shop
run by will o' the wisps.
302
00:17:23,620 --> 00:17:27,040
The girls there are all damn good,
but be warned: it's not for everyone.
303
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:33,840
The way the shop's run, you're gonna be fucking
in an open room next to the entrance.
304
00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,180
The light's too bright for you to see their tits,
305
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:42,640
so I can't recommend this particular establishment
to newbies who are hoping for a glimpse of nudity.
306
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:47,170
Hell, I can't recommend it purely on the
fact that you're fucking out it open.
307
00:17:47,170 --> 00:17:52,640
Though I'll admit, it's pretty damn great
getting to do it with a bunch of cuties at once.
308
00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,060
Seven outta ten.
309
00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:02,470
You might some here expecting
to float off into the light...
310
00:18:02,470 --> 00:18:06,500
But lemme tell you.
you're gonna be damn disappointed.
311
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:09,130
Especially with customers coming
and going while you're going at it.
312
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:15,340
The light spirits themselves were awesome,
but the way the shop's run is a major turn-off.
313
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:19,640
Also, you get charged every twenty
minutes, so it can get expensive fast.
314
00:18:21,450 --> 00:18:22,710
Five out of ten.
315
00:18:23,910 --> 00:18:28,020
Everyone else ragged on the shop
system, so I'll pass on that.
316
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:32,380
All the girls are great, but it's so dang
bright,you get distracted by the light
317
00:18:32,380 --> 00:18:35,780
And the girls are just as light-hearted and
light-headed as the shop's namesake.
318
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:43,670
Maybe "dense" is the right word,
'cause that's how they acted.
319
00:18:43,670 --> 00:18:50,790
I mean, I've heard that light spirits tend
to be easygoing like that, but, y'know...
320
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:54,170
Five points.
321
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:58,150
I've got no problem with the
wisps themselves, but forget that!
322
00:18:58,150 --> 00:19:01,180
I hate their system to much!
323
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:06,810
They keep saying "oh, nobody can see anything
through the light", but I could see everything!
324
00:19:06,810 --> 00:19:09,500
I thought I'd die from embarrassment!
325
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,500
My mind kind of went blank, so I don't
remember what happened at all--
326
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:14,440
and I'd rather it stay that way!
327
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,010
Zero points!
328
00:19:20,350 --> 00:19:22,200
No darkness at all...
329
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:26,200
Yeah, light is way too out-there for me...
330
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:29,100
I'm not sure I'd want to head there.
331
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:31,520
I'm not into doin' it in front of other people.
332
00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:34,250
Where there is light, there is darkness.
333
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,150
I see, I should keep that in mind.
334
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:42,790
Hmm. Sounds like a nice place.
335
00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:45,120
Yeah. Group sex is the best.
336
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:46,060
Yes...
337
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,790
That shop's getting a mixed reception.
338
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:55,420
Makes sense that the species who typically
go at it in orgies are into that place.
339
00:19:55,420 --> 00:19:57,680
That place is way too niche.
340
00:19:59,590 --> 00:20:01,490
Sinking... Sinking, sinking...
341
00:20:01,910 --> 00:20:04,390
You look absolutely beat.
Why not take a break?
342
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:06,370
I'll take care of the rest.
343
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:11,080
Th-thanks, I appreciate it...
344
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:21,660
After hitting up that shop, I feel like dignity's
joined my mind and soul in oblivion...
345
00:20:24,450 --> 00:20:28,500
Poor Crim only took even more
damage from the darkness.
346
00:20:31,170 --> 00:20:34,590
We parade into the light...
347
00:20:36,210 --> 00:20:38,820
Our erections held high as we come forth..
348
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:44,450
Yes, this is our paradise of light.
349
00:20:45,430 --> 00:20:47,580
Standing erect... for girls.
350
00:20:48,890 --> 00:20:51,610
In the Erect for Girls Parade
351
00:22:28,370 --> 00:22:33,100
We are all bright, beautiful stars...
352
00:22:34,830 --> 00:22:37,760
Shining bright till the end of our days.
353
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:47,700
Professor Pokers Succu-Girl Learning Corner!
354
00:22:49,490 --> 00:22:53,770
It hurts... But It feels
355
00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:56,190
H-harder!
356
00:22:56,190 --> 00:23:01,730
Right now, I'm poking little miss Lumen
with something that's hard, fat, and long.
357
00:23:01,730 --> 00:23:04,960
What on Earth could I be doing?
358
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:08,410
Three, two, one
359
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:15,680
I'm giving her a foot massage! But
I'm sure that was too easy for you.
360
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:20,260
It's coming... it’s coming!
361
00:23:20,260 --> 00:23:24,010
A full spectrum of pleasure!
362
00:23:24,710 --> 00:23:29,380
The Gang Gets Laid at the Egg stravagant Egg-Laying Show, Miss Meidri's Deep, Dark Secret Uncovered, and the Succu-Girl Popularity Rankink is Unveiled!
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