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In this world, there are humans,
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elves, fairies, beastmen,
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monsters, spirits, angels, and demons.
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Truly, a melting pot of sentient creatures.
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As such, this wonderful world
abound with diversity...
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...is, naturally, abound with
a diverse selection of brothels.
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These myriad brothels...
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...and the girls who work there--succu-girls--
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are reviewed by a group of brave adventurers!
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They are...
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...the Interspecies Reviewers!
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"Ale 'n Eats"
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Let me clear that for you!
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Here's your order!
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Bigger's totally better!
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It's just like this hunk of meat: more to enjoy!
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That's not necessarily true.
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What if it's too much to eat?
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C'mon, you gotta go big or go home!
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And I'm sayin' something
in the middle's just right.
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Chicks love a guy with a huge dick! You can get
any girl you want if you're packing heat!
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I dunno...
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Okay, let's head out to
the Succubus District, then! I'll show you!
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Hey, Crim!
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Hi, Stunk, you want a refill?
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Yeah, but also, wanna come
with us to the Succu-Street?
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Huh? I don't have the kind of money
to head there every night.
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Oh, right--here's your portion
of the pay from our last review.
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Whoa. If we're making this much,
we can totally head there every night.
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We sell way more reviews
when Crim's on the docket.
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Yeah, we get more women
buying 'em for some reason.
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I get it.
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Cuteness sells, huh?
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So where to?
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Lemme think.
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Miss Meidri!
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Hey there!
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Two more nectar ales, please!
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Coming up!
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I'm sooo drunk.
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How about some fairies?
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Wow, I didn't know you were
the son of a noble family, Stunk.
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It's ancient history. Doesn't matter much now.
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So after his dad threw him out of the house,
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he went and got famous for
being a brilliant adventurer,
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and for his exploits in this part of town.
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I-I see...
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Sheesh. There you go
running your mouth again.
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That the place?
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It smells nice...
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"Fairy Nectar"
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Seems we've been drawn to
the sweet nectar of the fairies' flower.
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Wonder what kind of girls they've got here.
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I bet they've got all sorts
of cute, perky girls,
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just like the ones
we saw back at the pub...
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Thanks for comin' in.
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Yikes.
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"Reception"
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There goes my cute, perky image of a fairy...
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You're all first timers, right?
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Our shop's got a first-timer fee.
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And tack on 500 gold
to start a membership for ya.
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Sound good?
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I guess.
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If we've got to, yeah.
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Okay, all paid up.
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Let's get to measurin', then.
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We'll start with you.
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Okay, get it up.
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I can't just flick a damn switch!
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The hell is all this? You messing with us?!
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I wish I was messin' with you.
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We've got 42 girls here,
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but they've all got their size limits, y'know?
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And hey, fairies are a whole different size
than other species out there,
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not like we can help it.
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Sure, but...
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How am I supposed to get it up like this?
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Sheesh, twist my arm, why don't you?
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Okay, up we go, now.
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One, and, two, and...
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C'mon, c'mon.
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Man, you've got a good-sized
piece on you, dude.
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Stuff it.
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Fun fact: three guys've busted
a load while getting measured.
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Don't be the fourth.
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I won't!
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Let's see here...
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Okay, here's your 16.5 centimeter card.
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Don't say the number out loud!
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You got a circumference of 4.1.
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What did I just say?!
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With a 16.5, the only girls
who can handle ya are these two.
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"Afro Fairy Skin Tight Nikjuban"
"Big 'n Bouncy Fairy Bubulala"
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They're both whales!
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Not much I can do about that
with your size. Sorry.
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Sounds like bigger isn't always better.
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Elfy over here can choose from these 20.
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--Ooh!
--Asshole.
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Mr. Halfling here can choose whoever he wants.
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There isn't anyone who can't handle me...?
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Not a one!
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I can have any girl I want...
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I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...
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O-Okay, I'll take Bubulala...
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Okay.
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Hey, Bubulala, you got a client!
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She's huge.
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You sure you're a fairy?
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You're just so big, handsome.
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Mmkay, follow me.
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Right, so about you, Angel Boy.
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Y-Yeah?
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Sorry, dude! Nobody here can handle you!
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A review of the fairy-centric
brothel, Fairy Nectar:
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On your first visit, they'll take
measurements of your tool.
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The registration fee was pretty expensive, too,
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but no lie, getting measured by the receptionist
got me pretty worked up, to say the least.
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Human-sized dicks rule out
about 70% of their offerings.
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The only girls who can handle
16 centimeters and up are so big,
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they barely seem like fairies.
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It doesn't feel like you're
fucking a fairy at all, like damn!
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All the girls at the establishment
have been around the Succu-block,
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but they're strict on their size limits.
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Even my modest-sized Elf dick
only left me about half to choose from.
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Teasing their tiny bodies was a new,
refreshing experience for me,
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but physically, it wasn't much different
from doing it with a doll,
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so I don't think I'll be
coming here all that often.
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Their mana is really strong, though,
and they smelled pretty nice,
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so the tiny room we spent our time in
ended up feelin' real comfy.
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For a halfling like me,
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getting serviced by a fairy was like
doing it with a miniature halfling,
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and it was pretty hot.
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They smell wonderful, too.
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Besides the expensive entrance fee,
I've got no complaints.
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I understand why it had to be this way,
but I wasn't able to sleep with any of them...
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Despite that, they still
made me pay to register...
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I feel like I was scammed...
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I mean, I actually was scammed.
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"We went to Fairy Paradise..."
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I am the great Demon Lord.
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The rule of demons is nigh.
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It seems the world is on
the brink of destruction...
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...but it's actually completely fine.
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Consider the stark reality where
magicks that could benefit us all
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instead lie stagnating in development hell!
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...instead lie stagnating in development hell!
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Could they be any louder?
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The world may refuse to listen
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Still, gotta admit...
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to the promises of the Demon Party,
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She's cute, so I'll let it slide.
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Time for elections already?
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nor does it remember our creed!
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Can't we just do one every century?
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Come now, you know us humans
don't live that long.
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Oh, that's right. Mitsue- san .
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But even if your time on Earth
is far shorter than mine,
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the time we spend together will last forever!
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You and that gilded tongue of yours!
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Come by to have a little fun, okay?
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So which party's running
the government right now?
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The Orc Party.
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I mean, when you consider how it
all balances out, it makes sense.
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That and it means that foodstuffs are way cheap!
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And taxes are super low!
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Plus, they give way more of
the federal budget to the Succubus District!
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This is the creed of the Orc Party!
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Prioritize agricultural self-sufficiency!
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Tax rates must be kept low!
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Stability trumps change!
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Tranquility trumps toil!
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Eat, sleep, and fornicate!
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That is the key to happiness!
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Their party's a friend to the masses, they are.
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The Orcs're gonna win no matter what,
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but I know who's got my vote:
the Succubus Party!
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I know I'd like them to get
a coupl'a seats in Parliament!
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"The Succubus Party Manifest:"
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"1: Fuck"
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"2: Fuck"
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"3, 4: N/A"
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"5: Fuck"
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"Want to fuck? Vote Succ!"
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Viva the Succubus Party!
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Voters!
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If you want your government to rightfully
put more emphasis on magical technologies,
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then cast your vote for
the Demon Lord, Death Abyss!
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Thank you.
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Boy, that girl was damn cute.
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We should go to a demon joint next.
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Demons, huh?
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I dunno about demons...
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I'm not a fan, either.
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I mean, I am an angel.
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What the hell, guys? You don't like demon girls?
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Nobody does!
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Demons are extremely unpopular!
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My apologies, let me introduce myself:
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Demon Two, Head of PR for the Demon Party.
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"Demon Two"
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Uh-huh.
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I report directly to Death Abyss, the fine
young woman who just gave that rousing speech.
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But back to the topic at hand!
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Our wonderous demon species is always, always ,
in the Top Five Least Marriageable Species!
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"Species Feud"
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We asked one hundred different species!
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Which species is the last one
you'd want to marry?
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Got it! Reptilians!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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"Reptilians"
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Number five, reptilians!
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They stink! They're unattractive!
They sit in the sun and don't move!
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Yuki-onna!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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" Yuki-onna "
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Number four, yuki-onna , or snow woman!
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Nasty personalities, just the worst!
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Fire spirit!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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"Fire Spirit"
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Number three, fire spirit!
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Burning hot! Can't touch 'em!
They'll burn your house down!
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Demons!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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"Demons"
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Number two, demons!
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Selfish! Might abuse you! Terrifying aura!
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Undead!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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"Undead"
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And number one, undead!
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Smelly! Gross!
Some are just bones, like, what?!
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We're number two on the list of
"Species Nobody Wants to Marry!"
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Number two !
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This is an alarming state of affairs!
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Forgive the sudden segue, but I have had
the pleasure of reading your reviews.
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Uh-huh.
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Guess we're gettin' famous.
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The species you have reviewed thus far,
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even those who had
no standing in the rankings...
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...have seen their popularity
and attention skyrocket!
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Uh... Uh-huh.
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So I come to you with a request.
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Oh-ho, so you want us to help improve
the public image of demons...
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...by reviewing some demon girls.
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We've got ourselves a quest!
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Don't expect us do candy-coat
our review for you, though.
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If you want us to write a review
that makes you all look good,
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you'd better show us to the cutest,
sexiest demon girls you've got!
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Out with it, then!
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You bring 'em out, and we'll put out!
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C'mon, now!
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While I would love to do just that,
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granting favors to members of the voting public
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is in direct violation of
the Public Office Election Law.
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Well, fuck off, then, you P*ccolo wannabe.
258
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I can only ask you
to do this as a personal favor.
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What I can do without violating election law...
260
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...is recommend to you
a most excellent establishment.
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I take my leave of you, then!
262
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Vote smart: Vote for the Demon Party!
263
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Turn it down a notch!
264
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Well?
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"The Demon Hole"
266
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What do we do
about this?
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I'm not too keen on going to a demon joint.
I've heard about all the robberies and scams...
268
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But that shouldn't
happen in this case.
269
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Guess that means...
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We're gonna eat you up!
271
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...we're goin' for a blue-skinned demon girl!
272
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Sweet! Let's go fuse our junk
with some demons!
273
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:22,690
I'm gonna pass on this one.
274
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Hey!
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Don't knock it till you've tried it.
276
00:16:27,030 --> 00:16:30,530
Sorry. I can't afford it,
and you know what I am...
277
00:16:34,280 --> 00:16:36,860
Where's our next speech at?
278
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Let me see. We'll be heading to
three villages on the outskirts of the city.
279
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Outskirts, huh?
280
00:16:42,820 --> 00:16:47,150
Is it really worth giving a speech in places
where there aren't that many people?
281
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Yes. Forgive my insolence, but the other
candidates will not visit these areas,
282
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and it is a valuable opportunity
to make yourself known.
283
00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:58,690
Huh. I suppose that makes sense.
284
00:16:58,690 --> 00:17:02,400
The reaction to the speech I gave
in the city was pretty lacking,
285
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and we didn't get much applause...
286
00:17:06,030 --> 00:17:08,570
I have a plan for that, my lady.
287
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A plan?
288
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:13,070
Yes. I have introduced a group
of Succubus District reviewers
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to a high-quality demon brothel.
290
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Is that really going to help?
291
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Indeed, it will!
292
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Their reviews are read by
a large number of citizens, primarily male.
293
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Their review should improve
the public image of demons,
294
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and thus, the image of the Demon Party!
295
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:35,150
I-I get it! Well done, Demon Two!
296
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Our path to election is clearer than ever!
297
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Indeed! The future of
the Demon Party is bright, I know it!
298
00:17:48,070 --> 00:17:52,190
You're sure that man wasn't a scam artist
pretending to be a PR specialist?
299
00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:53,990
Their species is known to be untrustworthy.
300
00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,150
Yeah.
301
00:17:55,150 --> 00:17:56,740
I looked into him.
302
00:17:56,740 --> 00:18:01,780
That Demon Two guy was actually
a PR guy for the Demon Party.
303
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,570
I've got no idea about the shop itself, though.
304
00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:07,110
If it's a bust, we'll just
roast 'em in the review.
305
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,940
"The Demon Hole"
306
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That's the place.
307
00:18:15,650 --> 00:18:17,740
Aww, c'moooon!
308
00:18:28,490 --> 00:18:30,900
The moment our eyes alighted
upon those fine employees,
309
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we were drawn into their supersize busts.
310
00:18:37,490 --> 00:18:39,030
Just one look and you can tell:
311
00:18:39,030 --> 00:18:41,690
their super dynamite bodies
are a pleasure to play with.
312
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,860
Oh, moooo!
313
00:18:45,860 --> 00:18:47,820
And you can drink milk straight from the teat!
314
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:55,030
It's gonna come out! My milk is comin' out!
315
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,490
Mooooo!
316
00:18:57,490 --> 00:19:01,150
It was a little lukewarm, though.
317
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:03,740
That, and while they look soft and squishy,
318
00:19:03,740 --> 00:19:08,320
their meat's pretty damn tough,
which was a shame.
319
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:13,360
Tiddies! Holy shit, dude, tiddies!
320
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:16,740
You won't get milk unless
you pick a girl who's had kids,
321
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:20,070
so keep that in mind if you're feelin' thirsty.
322
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:25,530
I-I can't take it any moooore!
Not an-udder second!
323
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:32,320
Their shop specializes in milking, so of course
their chests are going to be incredible.
324
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:39,610
But their milk is all dairy, which would
upset my dog's stomach, unfortunately.
325
00:19:41,940 --> 00:19:44,990
Dairy minotaurs are quite rare
in the demon realm, so for me,
326
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this was my first foray into a new world.
327
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:49,610
Aww, you lookin' at my moooon?
328
00:19:49,610 --> 00:19:53,690
Minotaur women are extremely submissive
and will cow-tow to your every desire.
329
00:19:53,690 --> 00:19:57,320
As such, I believe men who
are attracted to their shapely behinds
330
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will enjoy those behinds even more.
331
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,400
Good night, and sweet dreams.
332
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,780
So the Dairy Farm's not half bad, eh?
333
00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:12,240
Can't say I'm a fan when
they get too big, though.
334
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,940
They do say that 'tis better
to be too big than too small.
335
00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:18,190
But if you're too big, you'll get turned
away from that fairy joint.
336
00:20:18,990 --> 00:20:20,940
Guess big can be a problem, too.
337
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:23,940
I suppose, then, it depends
on the time and place.
338
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A valuable lesson to learn.
339
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,150
Dude, you're still a virgin.
340
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:33,820
I thought you were going to go
review some demon girls?
341
00:20:33,820 --> 00:20:40,240
If this apple were larger than the planet,
the planet would fall towards the apple.
342
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,190
Our souls are bound to the laws
of this universe...
343
00:20:43,190 --> 00:20:45,650
We could not defy the gravity
of their planetary busts.
344
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,900
Uh-huh...
345
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,780
Why're you starin' at us like
it wouldn't've happened to you?
346
00:20:54,110 --> 00:20:57,940
If you'd've been there,
you'd've fallen prey to their gravity, too.
347
00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,900
If you say so...
348
00:20:59,900 --> 00:21:04,490
Sheesh. Could you please not
drag Crim into your gross world?
349
00:21:07,820 --> 00:21:11,440
I feel a respectable gravity
pulling me this way!
350
00:21:12,650 --> 00:21:15,190
Here's what actual gravity feels like!
351
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:27,440
Guess that means the planet's gravity
was stronger than titty gravity...
352
00:23:00,900 --> 00:23:05,740
"Professor Poke's Succu-Girl Learning Corner"
353
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Professor Poke's Succu-Girl Learning Corner!
354
00:23:05,860 --> 00:23:09,400
What's thick and hard and big?
355
00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:11,650
Do you know?
356
00:23:11,650 --> 00:23:13,280
Ready for the answer?
357
00:23:17,490 --> 00:23:20,150
It's Death Abyss' horn!
358
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,780
I lost...
359
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:29,400
"Gender-Swap Sex Means Less Succu-Girl Choices,
and It Kinda Hurts,
But You Learn Just What Girls Feel,
So You Should Give It a Try!"
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