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Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.03,0:00:16.19,Default,,0,0,0,,In this world, there are humans,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.19,0:00:20.32,Default,,0,0,0,,elves, fairies, beastmen,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.32,0:00:25.69,Default,,0,0,0,,monsters, spirits, angels, and demons.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.99,0:00:30.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Truly, a melting pot of sentient creatures.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.11,0:00:35.19,Default,,0,0,0,,As such, this wonderful world\Nabound with diversity...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.19,0:00:39.78,Default,,0,0,0,,...is, naturally, abound with\Na diverse selection of brothels.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.94,0:00:43.65,Default,,0,0,0,,These myriad brothels...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.03,0:00:50.57,Default,,0,0,0,,...and the girls who work there--succu-girls--
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.57,0:00:52.57,Default,,0,0,0,,are reviewed by a group of brave adventurers!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.74,0:00:55.82,Default,,0,0,0,,They are...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.44,0:00:59.78,Default,,0,0,0,,...the Interspecies Reviewers!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.19,0:02:33.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(806,218)}"Ale 'n Eats"
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.36,0:02:37.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me clear that for you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.94,0:02:39.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's your order!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:41.99,0:02:43.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Bigger's totally better!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:43.78,0:02:47.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It's just like this hunk of meat: more to enjoy!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.32,0:02:49.19,Default,,0,0,0,,That's not necessarily true.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.19,0:02:51.61,Default,,0,0,0,,What if it's too much to eat?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:51.61,0:02:54.03,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon, you gotta go big or go home!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:55.07,0:02:56.82,Default,,0,0,0,,And I'm sayin' something\Nin the middle's just right.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:56.82,0:02:59.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Chicks love a guy with a huge dick! You can get\Nany girl you want if you're packing heat!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:59.94,0:03:01.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I dunno...
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.44,0:03:04.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, let's head out to\Nthe Succubus District, then! I'll show you!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.65,0:03:07.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Crim!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:07.61,0:03:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Hi, Stunk, you want a refill?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:09.94,0:03:13.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, but also, wanna come\Nwith us to the Succu-Street?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:13.24,0:03:17.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh? I don't have the kind of money\Nto head there every night.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:17.94,0:03:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, right--here's your portion\Nof the pay from our last review.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:24.86,0:03:28.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Whoa. If we're making this much,\Nwe can totally head there every night.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:28.82,0:03:32.19,Default,,0,0,0,,We sell way more reviews\Nwhen Crim's on the docket.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:32.19,0:03:34.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah, we get more women\Nbuying 'em for some reason.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:34.49,0:03:35.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I get it.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:37.49,0:03:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Cuteness sells, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.28,0:03:42.99,Default,,0,0,0,,So where to?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:42.99,0:03:44.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Lemme think.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:57.32,0:03:59.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Miss Meidri!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:59.03,0:04:00.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey there!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:00.11,0:04:02.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Two more nectar ales, please!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:02.65,0:04:04.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Coming up!
Dialogue: 0,0:04:05.74,0:04:07.61,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm sooo drunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:10.24,0:04:12.49,Default,,0,0,0,,How about some fairies?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:17.90,0:04:22.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Wow, I didn't know you were\Nthe son of a noble family, Stunk.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:22.19,0:04:25.07,Default,,0,0,0,,It's ancient history. Doesn't matter much now.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:25.07,0:04:28.86,Default,,0,0,0,,So after his dad threw him out of the house,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:28.86,0:04:31.57,Default,,0,0,0,,he went and got famous for\Nbeing a brilliant adventurer,
Dialogue: 0,0:04:31.57,0:04:34.78,Default,,0,0,0,,and for his exploits in this part of town.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:34.78,0:04:36.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I see...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:36.57,0:04:40.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Sheesh. There you go\Nrunning your mouth again.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:42.90,0:04:44.07,Default,,0,0,0,,That the place?
Dialogue: 0,0:04:45.82,0:04:47.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It smells nice...
Dialogue: 0,0:04:52.32,0:04:53.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Fairy Nectar"
Dialogue: 0,0:04:53.69,0:04:58.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Seems we've been drawn to\Nthe sweet nectar of the fairies' flower.
Dialogue: 0,0:04:58.24,0:05:00.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Wonder what kind of girls they've got here.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:01.69,0:05:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I bet they've got all sorts\Nof cute, perky girls,
Dialogue: 0,0:05:04.07,0:05:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,just like the ones\Nwe saw back at the pub...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:13.15,0:05:15.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Thanks for comin' in.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:15.19,0:05:16.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Yikes.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.74,0:05:25.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(266,452)}"Reception"
Dialogue: 0,0:05:16.74,0:05:19.65,Default,,0,0,0,,There goes my cute, perky image of a fairy...
Dialogue: 0,0:05:19.65,0:05:22.07,Default,,0,0,0,,You're all first timers, right?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:22.07,0:05:25.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Our shop's got a first-timer fee.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:25.49,0:05:30.40,Default,,0,0,0,,And tack on 500 gold\Nto start a membership for ya.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:30.40,0:05:32.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Sound good?
Dialogue: 0,0:05:32.24,0:05:33.32,Default,,0,0,0,,I guess.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:33.32,0:05:35.32,Default,,0,0,0,,If we've got to, yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:39.40,0:05:41.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, all paid up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:41.32,0:05:43.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's get to measurin', then.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:48.32,0:05:49.94,Default,,0,0,0,,We'll start with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:56.40,0:05:57.92,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, get it up.
Dialogue: 0,0:05:57.92,0:05:59.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I can't just flick a damn switch!
Dialogue: 0,0:05:59.11,0:06:00.94,Default,,0,0,0,,The hell is all this? You messing with us?!
Dialogue: 0,0:06:02.24,0:06:04.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I wish I was messin' with you.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:04.36,0:06:08.53,Default,,0,0,0,,We've got 42 girls here,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:08.53,0:06:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,but they've all got their size limits, y'know?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:13.11,0:06:17.11,Default,,0,0,0,,And hey, fairies are a whole different size\Nthan other species out there,
Dialogue: 0,0:06:17.11,0:06:18.57,Default,,0,0,0,,not like we can help it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:19.86,0:06:22.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Sure, but...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:22.24,0:06:25.82,Default,,0,0,0,,How am I supposed to get it up like this?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:27.86,0:06:30.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Sheesh, twist my arm, why don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:06:37.74,0:06:40.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, up we go, now.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:40.61,0:06:43.69,Default,,0,0,0,,One, and, two, and...
Dialogue: 0,0:06:43.69,0:06:45.32,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon, c'mon.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:49.74,0:06:54.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Man, you've got a good-sized\Npiece on you, dude.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:54.15,0:06:55.11,Default,,0,0,0,,Stuff it.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:55.11,0:06:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Fun fact: three guys've busted\Na load while getting measured.
Dialogue: 0,0:06:59.24,0:07:00.14,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't be the fourth.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:00.14,0:07:01.24,Default,,0,0,0,,I won't!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:02.49,0:07:03.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Let's see here...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:05.82,0:07:09.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay, here's your 16.5 centimeter card.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:09.78,0:07:11.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't say the number out loud!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:11.61,0:07:13.15,Default,,0,0,0,,You got a circumference of 4.1.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:13.15,0:07:14.61,Default,,0,0,0,,What did I just say?!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:14.61,0:07:19.15,Default,,0,0,0,,With a 16.5, the only girls\Nwho can handle ya are these two.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.15,0:07:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Afro Fairy Skin Tight Nikjuban"\N"Big 'n Bouncy Fairy Bubulala"
Dialogue: 0,0:07:19.15,0:07:21.40,Default,,0,0,0,,They're both whales!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:22.86,0:07:26.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Not much I can do about that\Nwith your size. Sorry.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:27.53,0:07:30.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Sounds like bigger isn't always better.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:31.86,0:07:34.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Elfy over here can choose from these 20.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:34.94,0:07:37.07,Default,,0,0,0,,--Ooh!\N--Asshole.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:37.07,0:07:40.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mr. Halfling here can choose whoever he wants.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:41.53,0:07:44.78,Default,,0,0,0,,There isn't anyone who can't handle me...?
Dialogue: 0,0:07:44.78,0:07:46.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Not a one!
Dialogue: 0,0:07:46.61,0:07:48.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I can have any girl I want...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:48.15,0:07:51.11,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:53.94,0:07:56.69,Default,,0,0,0,,O-Okay, I'll take Bubulala...
Dialogue: 0,0:07:56.69,0:07:58.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:07:58.19,0:08:01.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey, Bubulala, you got a client!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:10.57,0:08:12.15,Default,,0,0,0,,She's huge.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:12.15,0:08:14.78,Default,,0,0,0,,You sure you're a fairy?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:14.78,0:08:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You're just so big, handsome.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:17.74,0:08:19.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Mmkay, follow me.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:21.65,0:08:23.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Right, so about you, Angel Boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:23.65,0:08:25.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Y-Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:08:26.32,0:08:30.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry, dude! Nobody here can handle you!
Dialogue: 0,0:08:37.03,0:08:39.69,Default,,0,0,0,,A review of the fairy-centric\Nbrothel, Fairy Nectar:
Dialogue: 0,0:08:43.53,0:08:47.11,Default,,0,0,0,,On your first visit, they'll take\Nmeasurements of your tool.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:49.94,0:08:52.03,Default,,0,0,0,,The registration fee was pretty expensive, too,
Dialogue: 0,0:08:52.03,0:08:56.99,Default,,0,0,0,,but no lie, getting measured by the receptionist\Ngot me pretty worked up, to say the least.
Dialogue: 0,0:08:59.53,0:09:04.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Human-sized dicks rule out\Nabout 70% of their offerings.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:04.53,0:09:08.78,Default,,0,0,0,,The only girls who can handle\N16 centimeters and up are so big,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:08.78,0:09:10.99,Default,,0,0,0,,they barely seem like fairies.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:10.99,0:09:14.32,Default,,0,0,0,,It doesn't feel like you're\Nfucking a fairy at all, like damn!
Dialogue: 0,0:09:19.99,0:09:22.82,Default,,0,0,0,,All the girls at the establishment\Nhave been around the Succu-block,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:22.82,0:09:25.24,Default,,0,0,0,,but they're strict on their size limits.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:26.82,0:09:30.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Even my modest-sized Elf dick\Nonly left me about half to choose from.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:33.24,0:09:36.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Teasing their tiny bodies was a new,\Nrefreshing experience for me,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:36.78,0:09:40.61,Default,,0,0,0,,but physically, it wasn't much different\Nfrom doing it with a doll,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:40.61,0:09:43.36,Default,,0,0,0,,so I don't think I'll be\Ncoming here all that often.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:43.36,0:09:47.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Their mana is really strong, though,\Nand they smelled pretty nice,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:47.44,0:09:51.82,Default,,0,0,0,,so the tiny room we spent our time in\Nended up feelin' real comfy.
Dialogue: 0,0:09:56.61,0:09:58.19,Default,,0,0,0,,For a halfling like me,
Dialogue: 0,0:09:58.19,0:10:02.03,Default,,0,0,0,,getting serviced by a fairy was like\Ndoing it with a miniature halfling,
Dialogue: 0,0:10:02.03,0:10:03.36,Default,,0,0,0,,and it was pretty hot.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:06.28,0:10:07.82,Default,,0,0,0,,They smell wonderful, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:07.82,0:10:11.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Besides the expensive entrance fee,\NI've got no complaints.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:17.32,0:10:21.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I understand why it had to be this way,\Nbut I wasn't able to sleep with any of them...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:22.49,0:10:25.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Despite that, they still\Nmade me pay to register...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:25.49,0:10:27.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel like I was scammed...
Dialogue: 0,0:10:27.74,0:10:31.07,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, I actually was scammed.
Dialogue: 0,0:10:33.40,0:10:35.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"We went to Fairy Paradise..."
Dialogue: 0,0:11:09.11,0:11:11.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I am the great Demon Lord.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:11.53,0:11:15.44,Default,,0,0,0,,The rule of demons is nigh.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:15.44,0:11:18.53,Default,,0,0,0,,It seems the world is on\Nthe brink of destruction...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:18.53,0:11:20.19,Default,,0,0,0,,...but it's actually completely fine.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:20.19,0:11:24.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Consider the stark reality where\Nmagicks that could benefit us all
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.86,0:11:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,instead lie stagnating in development hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:24.86,0:11:28.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}...instead lie stagnating in development hell!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.03,0:11:30.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Could they be any louder?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:28.03,0:11:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}The world may refuse to listen
Dialogue: 0,0:11:30.03,0:11:32.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Still, gotta admit...
Dialogue: 0,0:11:31.24,0:11:34.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}to the promises of the Demon Party,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:32.53,0:11:34.49,Default,,0,0,0,,She's cute, so I'll let it slide.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.49,0:11:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Time for elections already?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:34.49,0:11:36.53,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}nor does it remember our creed!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:36.53,0:11:38.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't we just do one every century?
Dialogue: 0,0:11:38.82,0:11:42.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Come now, you know us humans\Ndon't live that long.
Dialogue: 0,0:11:42.78,0:11:44.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, that's right. Mitsue- {\i1}san{\i0} .
Dialogue: 0,0:11:44.99,0:11:49.11,Default,,0,0,0,,But even if your time on Earth\Nis far shorter than mine,
Dialogue: 0,0:11:49.11,0:11:51.44,Default,,0,0,0,,the time we spend together will last forever!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:51.44,0:11:54.11,Default,,0,0,0,,You and that gilded tongue of yours!
Dialogue: 0,0:11:54.11,0:11:56.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Come by to have a little fun, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:01.86,0:12:04.99,Default,,0,0,0,,So which party's running\Nthe government right now?
Dialogue: 0,0:12:04.99,0:12:06.07,Default,,0,0,0,,The Orc Party.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:06.07,0:12:09.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, when you consider how it\Nall balances out, it makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:09.15,0:12:11.69,Default,,0,0,0,,That and it means that foodstuffs are way cheap!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:11.69,0:12:13.57,Default,,0,0,0,,And taxes are super low!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:13.57,0:12:16.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Plus, they give way more of\Nthe federal budget to the Succubus District!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:17.24,0:12:18.99,Default,,0,0,0,,This is the creed of the Orc Party!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:18.99,0:12:21.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Prioritize agricultural self-sufficiency!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:21.07,0:12:23.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Tax rates must be kept low!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:23.07,0:12:24.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Stability trumps change!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:24.74,0:12:26.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Tranquility trumps toil!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:26.53,0:12:29.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Eat, sleep, and fornicate!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:29.53,0:12:31.94,Default,,0,0,0,,That is the key to happiness!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:32.65,0:12:35.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Their party's a friend to the masses, they are.
Dialogue: 0,0:12:35.86,0:12:38.86,Default,,0,0,0,,The Orcs're gonna win no matter what,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:38.86,0:12:41.03,Default,,0,0,0,,but I know who's got my vote:\Nthe Succubus Party!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:41.03,0:12:43.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I know I'd like them to get\Na coupl'a seats in Parliament!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:43.86,0:12:44.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"The Succubus Party Manifest:"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:44.74,0:12:45.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"1: Fuck"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:45.74,0:12:46.82,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"2: Fuck"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:46.82,0:12:47.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"3, 4: N/A"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:47.78,0:12:48.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"5: Fuck"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:48.69,0:12:52.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Want to fuck? Vote Succ!"
Dialogue: 0,0:12:52.28,0:12:54.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Viva the Succubus Party!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:54.19,0:12:55.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Voters!
Dialogue: 0,0:12:55.36,0:12:58.40,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want your government to rightfully\Nput more emphasis on magical technologies,
Dialogue: 0,0:12:58.40,0:13:02.03,Default,,0,0,0,,then cast your vote for\Nthe Demon Lord, Death Abyss!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:02.03,0:13:04.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:05.69,0:13:07.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Boy, that girl was damn cute.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:07.90,0:13:09.82,Default,,0,0,0,,We should go to a demon joint next.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:11.19,0:13:12.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Demons, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:12.99,0:13:14.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I dunno about demons...
Dialogue: 0,0:13:14.74,0:13:16.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not a fan, either.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:16.53,0:13:18.49,Default,,0,0,0,,I mean, I am an angel.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:18.49,0:13:21.03,Default,,0,0,0,,What the hell, guys? You don't like demon girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:21.03,0:13:22.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Nobody{\i0} does!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:22.90,0:13:25.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Demons are extremely unpopular!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:25.65,0:13:28.74,Default,,0,0,0,,My apologies, let me introduce myself:
Dialogue: 0,0:13:28.74,0:13:30.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Demon Two, Head of PR for the Demon Party.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:29.32,0:13:31.78,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Demon Two"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:30.78,0:13:31.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:31.78,0:13:35.36,Default,,0,0,0,,I report directly to Death Abyss, the fine\Nyoung woman who just gave that rousing speech.
Dialogue: 0,0:13:35.36,0:13:37.65,Default,,0,0,0,,But back to the topic at hand!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:37.65,0:13:42.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Our wonderous demon species is always, {\i1}always{\i0} ,\Nin the Top Five Least Marriageable Species!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:43.24,0:13:45.99,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Species Feud"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:44.03,0:13:45.99,Default,,0,0,0,,We asked one hundred different species!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:47.28,0:13:49.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Which species is the last one\Nyou'd want to marry?
Dialogue: 0,0:13:49.44,0:13:50.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Got it! Reptilians!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:50.94,0:13:52.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:53.61,0:14:00.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(628,590)}"Reptilians"
Dialogue: 0,0:13:55.69,0:13:57.11,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Number five, reptilians!
Dialogue: 0,0:13:57.11,0:14:00.24,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}They stink! They're unattractive!\NThey sit in the sun and don't move!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:00.86,0:14:01.90,Default,,0,0,0,,{\i1}Yuki-onna!{\i0}
Dialogue: 0,0:14:01.90,0:14:04.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:04.57,0:14:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(608,582)}" {\i1}Yuki-onna{\i0} "
Dialogue: 0,0:14:06.07,0:14:07.49,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Number four, {\i1}yuki-onna{\i0} , or snow woman!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:07.49,0:14:10.57,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Nasty personalities, just the worst!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:10.57,0:14:11.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Fire spirit!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:11.65,0:14:13.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:14.36,0:14:20.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(678,578)}"Fire Spirit"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:16.32,0:14:18.07,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Number three, fire spirit!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:18.07,0:14:20.03,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Burning hot! Can't touch 'em!\NThey'll burn your house down!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:20.03,0:14:21.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:21.03,0:14:23.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:23.65,0:14:29.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(672,576)}"Demons"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:25.69,0:14:26.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Number two, demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:26.94,0:14:29.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Selfish! Might abuse you! Terrifying aura!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:29.69,0:14:30.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Undead!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:30.69,0:14:33.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes! Yes! Yes!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:33.32,0:14:38.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\pos(628,594)}"Undead"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:34.90,0:14:36.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}And number one, undead!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:36.40,0:14:38.69,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}Smelly! Gross!\NSome are just bones, like, what?!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:40.53,0:14:42.61,Default,,0,0,0,,We're number two on the list of\N"Species Nobody Wants to Marry!"
Dialogue: 0,0:14:42.61,0:14:44.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Number {\i1}two{\i0} !
Dialogue: 0,0:14:44.07,0:14:46.07,Default,,0,0,0,,This is an alarming state of affairs!
Dialogue: 0,0:14:46.86,0:14:51.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Forgive the sudden segue, but I have had\Nthe pleasure of reading your reviews.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:51.36,0:14:52.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:52.57,0:14:55.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess we're gettin' famous.
Dialogue: 0,0:14:55.19,0:14:57.78,Default,,0,0,0,,The species you have reviewed thus far,
Dialogue: 0,0:14:57.78,0:15:01.15,Default,,0,0,0,,even those who had\Nno standing in the rankings...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:01.15,0:15:04.11,Default,,0,0,0,,...have seen their popularity\Nand attention skyrocket!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:04.11,0:15:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh... Uh-huh.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:05.40,0:15:07.57,Default,,0,0,0,,So I come to you with a request.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:07.57,0:15:11.57,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh-ho, so you want us to help improve\Nthe public image of demons...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:11.57,0:15:14.40,Default,,0,0,0,,...by reviewing some demon girls.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:14.40,0:15:16.28,Default,,0,0,0,,We've got ourselves a quest!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:17.53,0:15:20.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't expect us do candy-coat\Nour review for you, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:20.78,0:15:23.99,Default,,0,0,0,,If you want us to write a review\Nthat makes you all look good,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:23.99,0:15:27.40,Default,,0,0,0,,you'd better show us to the cutest,\Nsexiest demon girls you've got!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:27.40,0:15:28.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Out with it, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:28.40,0:15:31.24,Default,,0,0,0,,You bring 'em out, and we'll put out!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:31.24,0:15:32.74,Default,,0,0,0,,C'mon, now!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:32.74,0:15:35.15,Default,,0,0,0,,While I would love to do just that,
Dialogue: 0,0:15:35.15,0:15:38.28,Default,,0,0,0,,granting favors to members of the voting public
Dialogue: 0,0:15:38.28,0:15:40.69,Default,,0,0,0,,is in direct violation of\Nthe Public Office Election Law.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:40.69,0:15:42.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Well, fuck off, then, you P*ccolo wannabe.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:42.94,0:15:44.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I can only ask you\Nto do this as a personal favor.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:49.15,0:15:51.99,Default,,0,0,0,,What I can do without violating election law...
Dialogue: 0,0:15:51.99,0:15:54.36,Default,,0,0,0,,...is recommend to you\Na most excellent establishment.
Dialogue: 0,0:15:55.78,0:15:57.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I take my leave of you, then!
Dialogue: 0,0:15:57.57,0:15:59.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Vote smart: Vote for the Demon Party!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:00.49,0:16:02.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Turn it down a notch!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:02.53,0:16:03.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Well?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.15,0:16:11.61,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"The Demon Hole"
Dialogue: 0,0:16:03.15,0:16:05.07,Default,,0,0,0,,What do we do\Nabout this?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:05.07,0:16:08.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm not too keen on going to a demon joint.\NI've heard about all the robberies and scams...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:08.78,0:16:11.61,Default,,0,0,0,,But that shouldn't\Nhappen in this case.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:11.61,0:16:13.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess that means...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:13.32,0:16:15.11,Default,,0,0,0,,We're gonna eat you up!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:15.11,0:16:17.53,Default,,0,0,0,,...we're goin' for a blue-skinned demon girl!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:17.53,0:16:20.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Sweet! Let's go fuse our junk\Nwith some demons!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:20.15,0:16:22.69,Default,,0,0,0,,I'm gonna pass on this one.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:24.15,0:16:25.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Hey!
Dialogue: 0,0:16:25.24,0:16:27.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:27.03,0:16:30.53,Default,,0,0,0,,Sorry. I can't afford it,\Nand you know what I am...
Dialogue: 0,0:16:34.28,0:16:36.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Where's our next speech at?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:36.86,0:16:40.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Let me see. We'll be heading to\Nthree villages on the outskirts of the city.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:40.94,0:16:42.82,Default,,0,0,0,,Outskirts, huh?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:42.82,0:16:47.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Is it really worth giving a speech in places\Nwhere there aren't that many people?
Dialogue: 0,0:16:47.15,0:16:51.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. Forgive my insolence, but the other\Ncandidates will not visit these areas,
Dialogue: 0,0:16:51.99,0:16:54.53,Default,,0,0,0,,and it is a valuable opportunity\Nto make yourself known.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:56.40,0:16:58.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Huh. I suppose that makes sense.
Dialogue: 0,0:16:58.69,0:17:02.40,Default,,0,0,0,,The reaction to the speech I gave\Nin the city was pretty lacking,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:02.40,0:17:04.24,Default,,0,0,0,,and we didn't get much applause...
Dialogue: 0,0:17:06.03,0:17:08.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I have a plan for that, my lady.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:08.57,0:17:09.65,Default,,0,0,0,,A plan?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:09.65,0:17:13.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Yes. I have introduced a group\Nof Succubus District reviewers
Dialogue: 0,0:17:13.07,0:17:16.69,Default,,0,0,0,,to a high-quality demon brothel.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:16.69,0:17:18.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Is that really going to help?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:18.44,0:17:20.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed, it will!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:20.65,0:17:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Their reviews are read by\Na large number of citizens, primarily male.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:25.32,0:17:29.07,Default,,0,0,0,,Their review should improve\Nthe public image of demons,
Dialogue: 0,0:17:29.07,0:17:31.32,Default,,0,0,0,,and thus, the image of the Demon Party!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:31.32,0:17:35.15,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I get it! Well done, Demon Two!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:35.15,0:17:37.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Our path to election is clearer than ever!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:37.86,0:17:41.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Indeed! The future of\Nthe Demon Party is bright, I know it!
Dialogue: 0,0:17:48.07,0:17:52.19,Default,,0,0,0,,You're sure that man wasn't a scam artist\Npretending to be a PR specialist?
Dialogue: 0,0:17:52.19,0:17:53.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Their species is known to be untrustworthy.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:53.99,0:17:55.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:55.15,0:17:56.74,Default,,0,0,0,,I looked into him.
Dialogue: 0,0:17:56.74,0:18:01.78,Default,,0,0,0,,That Demon Two guy was actually\Na PR guy for the Demon Party.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:01.78,0:18:04.57,Default,,0,0,0,,I've got no idea about the shop itself, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:04.57,0:18:07.11,Default,,0,0,0,,If it's a bust, we'll just\Nroast 'em in the review.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.94,0:18:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"The Demon Hole"
Dialogue: 0,0:18:07.94,0:18:09.94,Default,,0,0,0,,That's the place.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:15.65,0:18:17.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Aww, c'moooon!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:28.49,0:18:30.90,Default,,0,0,0,,The moment our eyes alighted\Nupon those fine employees,
Dialogue: 0,0:18:30.90,0:18:34.49,Default,,0,0,0,,we were drawn into their supersize busts.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:37.49,0:18:39.03,Default,,0,0,0,,Just one look and you can tell:
Dialogue: 0,0:18:39.03,0:18:41.69,Default,,0,0,0,,their super dynamite bodies\Nare a pleasure to play with.
Dialogue: 0,0:18:43.24,0:18:45.86,Default,,0,0,0,,Oh, moooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:45.86,0:18:47.82,Default,,0,0,0,,And you can drink milk straight from the teat!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:51.44,0:18:55.03,Default,,0,0,0,,It's gonna come out! My milk is comin' out!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:55.03,0:18:57.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Mooooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:18:57.49,0:19:01.15,Default,,0,0,0,,It was a little lukewarm, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:01.15,0:19:03.74,Default,,0,0,0,,That, and while they look soft and squishy,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:03.74,0:19:08.32,Default,,0,0,0,,their meat's pretty damn tough,\Nwhich was a shame.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:10.40,0:19:13.36,Default,,0,0,0,,Tiddies! Holy shit, dude, tiddies!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:13.36,0:19:16.74,Default,,0,0,0,,You won't get milk unless\Nyou pick a girl who's had kids,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:16.74,0:19:20.07,Default,,0,0,0,,so keep that in mind if you're feelin' thirsty.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:20.07,0:19:25.53,Default,,0,0,0,,I-I can't take it any moooore!\NNot an-udder second!
Dialogue: 0,0:19:27.65,0:19:32.32,Default,,0,0,0,,Their shop specializes in milking, so of course\Ntheir chests are going to be incredible.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:32.32,0:19:39.61,Default,,0,0,0,,But their milk is all dairy, which would\Nupset my dog's stomach, unfortunately.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:41.94,0:19:44.99,Default,,0,0,0,,Dairy minotaurs are quite rare\Nin the demon realm, so for me,
Dialogue: 0,0:19:44.99,0:19:47.28,Default,,0,0,0,,this was my first foray into a new world.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:47.28,0:19:49.61,Default,,0,0,0,,Aww, you lookin' at my moooon?
Dialogue: 0,0:19:49.61,0:19:53.69,Default,,0,0,0,,Minotaur women are extremely submissive\Nand will cow-tow to your every desire.
Dialogue: 0,0:19:53.69,0:19:57.32,Default,,0,0,0,,As such, I believe men who\Nare attracted to their shapely behinds
Dialogue: 0,0:19:57.32,0:19:59.24,Default,,0,0,0,,will enjoy those behinds even more.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:03.19,0:20:05.40,Default,,0,0,0,,Good night, and sweet dreams.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:07.19,0:20:09.78,Default,,0,0,0,,So the Dairy Farm's not half bad, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:09.78,0:20:12.24,Default,,0,0,0,,Can't say I'm a fan when\Nthey get too big, though.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:12.24,0:20:14.94,Default,,0,0,0,,They do say that 'tis better\Nto be too big than too small.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:14.94,0:20:18.19,Default,,0,0,0,,But if you're too big, you'll get turned\Naway from that fairy joint.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:18.99,0:20:20.94,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess big can be a problem, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:20.94,0:20:23.94,Default,,0,0,0,,I suppose, then, it depends\Non the time and place.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:23.94,0:20:25.32,Default,,0,0,0,,A valuable lesson to learn.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:25.32,0:20:27.15,Default,,0,0,0,,Dude, you're still a virgin.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:30.57,0:20:33.82,Default,,0,0,0,,I thought you were going to go\Nreview some demon girls?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:33.82,0:20:40.24,Default,,0,0,0,,If this apple were larger than the planet,\Nthe planet would fall towards the apple.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:40.24,0:20:43.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Our souls are bound to the laws\Nof this universe...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:43.19,0:20:45.65,Default,,0,0,0,,We could not defy the gravity\Nof their planetary busts.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:47.44,0:20:49.90,Default,,0,0,0,,Uh-huh...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:49.90,0:20:52.78,Default,,0,0,0,,Why're you starin' at us like\Nit wouldn't've happened to you?
Dialogue: 0,0:20:54.11,0:20:57.94,Default,,0,0,0,,If you'd've been there,\Nyou'd've fallen prey to their gravity, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:20:57.94,0:20:59.90,Default,,0,0,0,,If you say so...
Dialogue: 0,0:20:59.90,0:21:04.49,Default,,0,0,0,,Sheesh. Could you please not\Ndrag Crim into your gross world?
Dialogue: 0,0:21:07.82,0:21:11.44,Default,,0,0,0,,I feel a respectable gravity\Npulling me this way!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:12.65,0:21:15.19,Default,,0,0,0,,Here's what {\i1}actual{\i0} gravity feels like!
Dialogue: 0,0:21:22.90,0:21:27.44,Default,,0,0,0,,Guess that means the planet's gravity\Nwas stronger than titty gravity...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.90,0:23:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Professor Poke's Succu-Girl Learning Corner"
Dialogue: 0,0:23:00.90,0:23:05.74,Default,,0,0,0,,Professor Poke's Succu-Girl Learning Corner!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:05.86,0:23:09.40,Default,,0,0,0,,What's thick and hard and big?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:09.40,0:23:11.65,Default,,0,0,0,,Do you know?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:11.65,0:23:13.28,Default,,0,0,0,,Ready for the answer?
Dialogue: 0,0:23:17.49,0:23:20.15,Default,,0,0,0,,It's Death Abyss' horn!
Dialogue: 0,0:23:20.15,0:23:21.78,Default,,0,0,0,,I lost...
Dialogue: 0,0:23:24.44,0:23:29.40,Default,,0,0,0,,{\an8}"Gender-Swap Sex Means Less Succu-Girl Choices,\Nand It Kinda Hurts,\NBut You Learn Just What Girls Feel,\NSo You Should Give It a Try!"
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