All language subtitles for The.Sarah.Jane.Adventures.S02E11.Enemy.of.the.Bane.Part.1.1080p.MAX.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-DarkSaber_track3_[eng]

I'm sorry. I know it's late,
but this is
a really special order.

This woman turns up out of
the blue. Her florist has
let her down big time

and she's got this really
important do tomorrow.

"And money,"
she says, "is no object."

So I tell her, "If you're
asking me to work
Saturday night

"to dig you out
of the fertiliser,
it better not be."

I could come over and help.
Dad's cooking one
of his specials.

-I could bring
some over for you.
-Oh, thank you, darling.

But I think I've got
everything I need. And you
know me, if somebody's here,

I'll be rabbiting
instead of working.

And believe me,
my darling, tonight,
rabbits and flowers do not go.

I'll keep some on a low heat.

There's somebody at the door.
Hope it's not the client.

I'm nowhere near done.
I'll see you later.

Love you. Don't wait up.

She says not to wait up.

Mmm!

Oh, sorry. I haven't quite
finished yet. You're very
welcome to take a seat.

-Cup of tea?
-That won't be necessary.

I think this is as we agreed.

Oh. Oh, yes.

-What an unusual name.
-Wormwood.

Mrs Wormwood.

(ZAPPING)

(SCREAMING)

Sleep well.

(CACKLES)

(WHIMPERING)

The time of man is over!

(GASPS)

Hello, Luke.

-It was a nightmare.
That's all.
-But it seemed so real.

She spoke to me.
She said, "Hello, Luke."

But I didn't name you Luke
until after
the Bane were destroyed,

Mrs Wormwood along with them.
It was just a dream.

But I don't dream.

(SIGHING) Never have.

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

-Rani!
-My mum, she's disappeared!

Thanks for coming over,
but I don't know
what you can do.

What have the police said?

Has anything like this
ever happened before?

Is she on medication?
Did we have a row?

Mum wouldn't
just leave the shop.
She didn't even take her van.

-Why was she there so late?
-She had a rush order.

And there were no signs
of a struggle at the shop?

There were flowers
all over the floor.

I wish I could save you
and your father
all this worry.

All I know is that people do
disappear all the time

and then come back,
safe and sound.

But we know the world isn't
as safe as that.

You mean, you think she's
been taken by aliens?

There's no reason to
suppose anything like that.

What about what happened with
Mr Trueman?
She walked off then.

Rani, there's really
no evidence.

(SIGHS) You could use
Mr Smith, couldn't you?

-He could look for Mum
or something.
-I'll do what I can.

But first,
I'd like to take a look
at the shop.

I got the message.
Gita's disappeared?

Rani must be
going off her head.

Is it aliens?

If there has
been an alien here
in the last 24 hours,

-it will have
left an energy trace.
-(SCANNING)

-Oh, no.
-Aliens?

Yes, but the trace is too weak
to identify the species.

-It's the Bane.
-CLYDE: What?

The shape-shifty
squiddy things
that made you?

-How could you know that?
-Mrs Wormwood.

Mr Smith, I need you!

MR SMITH: Yes, Sarah Jane?
You appear to be
in something of a hurry.

Rani's mother has been
kidnapped by the Bane.

And I think Mrs Wormwood
left this for me to find.

-An intentional clue?
-Or maybe it's a red herring.

The Bane are not usually
the perpetrators of intrigue.

Their purpose in visiting a
planet is rather more
fundamental, to feed.

That's what worries me.
Mrs Wormwood has set
this up to get my attention.

I'm betting there's some sort
of clue on that cheque.

The cheque is for
the Mercian Bank,

but the sort code and account
digits are not what
they purport to be.

So, what are they?

They form a tetric
biaxial numeric code.
Deciphering now.

-CLYDE: It's an address.
-It's an invitation.

RANI: So, what are
we waiting for?
Let's get my mum.

-How long have you been there?
-Long enough.

I'm going alone.
If Mrs Wormwood
has gone to all this trouble,

it won't just be
for my company.

She could be after you,
Luke, and she's not
going to have you.

-I can look after myself.
-All the same,
you're staying here.

-You make sure that he does.
-Yeah, sure.

No, this is my mum.
No way you're
leaving me behind!

All right,
but this is dangerous.
You do exactly as I say.

The Bane are a cephalopod race

who use
shape-shifting technologies
to infiltrate planets.

Mrs Wormwood led
their invasion
plans last time,

but she and the other Bane
serve the Bane Mother.

(SIGHS)

They made this drink,
Bubble Shock!

-Sold it right
across the country.
-I remember that. It was foul.

Then you were one of the 2%
unaffected. You were
the reason they made Luke.

Mrs Wormwood needed
to refine the formula,

so she took samples
from thousands of people

and created the perfect
human being, Luke.

Looks like you're right.
She's expecting us.

SARAH JANE:
Stay close behind me.

RANI: Mum!

Mum! Mum, it's me! It's Rani.

I think she's all right.
It's just some sort
of induced trance.

I thought it would
be better this way.
Fewer witnesses.

Mrs Wormwood.

Still hiding out in
factory units, I see.

Sarah Jane Smith.

Still involving children
in your dangerous games.

-You kidnapped my mum.
-Hello, Rani.

-How do you know my name?
-Oh, I've been watching you.

You're taller than
your predecessor.

How does she like America?

I always said we should have
launched Bubble Shock! there.

More cosmopolitan tastebuds.

What do you want?

I want your help.

I beg your pardon?

-Believe me, I take no
pleasure in this, Miss Smith.
-You're asking for help?

After you kidnapped my mum
and put her in a trance?

You've got
a funny way of saying
"please" on your planet.

I didn't imagine
that simply knocking
on your door was an option.

Oh, how is the Archetype,
by the way?

His name is Luke
and you stay away from him.

Oh, I have no
interest in the boy.
He was merely an experiment.

A failed experiment,
thanks to you.

Well, now he is my son
and I will protect
him with my life!

Then you have no
option but to help me.

Is that some sort of threat?

Your entire
planet is under threat,
Miss Smith. The entire galaxy!

Sarah Jane,
there's something here!

-It's a trap!
-Oh, no!
It's me they're after!

-They've got us trapped!
Who are they?
-I'm warning you!

You are an enemy
of the Bane Kindred.

Surrender or be devoured!

-Bane! They're Bane!
-I never surrender!

(SOFT GROWLING)

(ROARING)

(BUZZING)

WORMWOOD:
They're only stunned! Run!

(ROARING)

-Let go of me!
-Sarah Jane!

-Rani!
Help me! It's got my leg!
-You have to save her!

(GRUNTING)

Oh, I do so loathe amateurs!

(GROANING)

(BANE GROWLING)

(BANE SHRIEKING)

(GASPING)

I'm not past my
sell-by date yet.

Shut the doors!

(ZAPPING)

I don't understand.
Why are the Bane after you?

My mission on
Earth was a failure.

You killed the Bane Mother,
but I bore the blame,

for which I was cast out
from the Bane Kindred.

-And that's why they're
hunting you?
-No. I am hunted

because I want to stop them
taking over the galaxy.

-Will Luke be in?
-Never mind Luke,
what about Mum?

-Wakey, wakey.
-(GASPS)

-What's going on?
-Mum! You're all right!

-What am I doing here?
-You went sleepwalking, Gita.

-Come off it!
-Dad's been really worried.

You'd better get her home.

-Haven't you been in my shop?
-No. I despise flowers.

Mum's back!

-Hello, Luke.
-Mum, what's she doing here?

Luke, Mrs Wormwood
wants our help.

That's Mrs Wormwood?
I thought you said she was an
ugly, bug-eyed squid thing.

Children!
They have no respect.

So this is from where
you save the world?

How comfortingly
unsophisticated.

Mr Smith, I need you!

And there's
a computer in the wall.

I had no idea
you could be so entertaining.

MR SMITH:
Good afternoon, Sarah Jane.
I see that we have a visitor.

Mrs Wormwood is Bane.

So my bio-analysis tells me.

How much make-up does it take
before you get out
in the morning? Ugh!

-Is it wise to have
Bane in the attic?
-Watch her closely, Mr Smith.

At the first sign of trouble,
you're to put her in
a containment vortex.

-Do you understand?
-Perfectly.

Dad's looking after Mum.
Did I miss anything?

Luke's family
aren't exactly lookers.

-She's not my family.
-No, Clyde. She isn't.

Sorry.

And now it's
about time you told us
exactly what's going on.

Hmm.

The Bane Kindred blamed me
for the failure of
our Earth invasion.

And for the death
of the Bane Mother.

Do you know what Bane do
to their kind who fail them?

-SARAH JANE:
I'm not sure that I want to.
-They eat them.

-Alive.
-But you escaped, obviously.

I made you rather
handsome, didn't I?
For a human.

And there can't be
anyone at your school
to match your intelligence.

Just get to the point.

Have you ever heard the legend
of Horath, of the Dark Empire?

No. Mr Smith?

The Dark Empire was a period
of tyrannical galactic rule

by a mysterious and reportedly
immortal alien
entity called Horath,

who crushed the civilisations
of all but the most
primitive planets.

Your hole-in-the-wall machine
is really very impressive.

Horath was defeated,
but couldn't be killed,

so his body and
his consciousness
were divided

and they were hidden
at opposite
ends of the galaxy.

Are you saying that the Bane
have found Horath?

His consciousness,
in the Kaldeann Cluster.

They have a mercenary agent
bringing it to Earth.

And, don't tell me, this is
where they hid
the other half, right?

Three thousand years ago,

there was nowhere
more primitive than Earth.

Little has changed.

So the Bane get hold
of this thing and they can
take over the galaxy.

And stopping them is your way
of getting your own back?

We Bane have a saying.

"The sweetest delicacy
is the tongue of an enemy

"that has looked at you
and licked their lips."

I am now
officially a vegetarian.

So where is Horath's body?

If I knew, would I shackle
myself with the tedium of
asking you for help?

LUKE: But the Bane know?

-Of course.
-So how do we find Horath?

Sarah Jane, there is a relic.
The Tunguska Scroll

that tells the storey
of Horath and his
final resting place.

-So where is it?
-The Black Archive.

Why does that sound so cool
and so scary at the same time?

The Archive is the repository
of everything on Earth

that shouldn't exist,
but does.

The UNIT vaults.

And that, Miss Smith,
is why I need you.

Mr Smith,
contain Mrs Wormwood.

-Instantly.
-What treachery is this?

Don't worry, you'll be
perfectly safe while I'm gone.

How can you know that?
The Bane have
agents everywhere!

(SCREAMING)

So is this it?
The day Clyde Langer
finally hooks up with UNIT?

Locked and loaded,
ready to fight
the scum of the universe!

Haven't I taught you there
are better ways of dealing
with aliens than guns?

What do you expect?
He's a boy.

UNIT have their uses.
But in my experience,

guns never solved a problem
they didn't first make worse.

-And the UNIT can
be so suspicious.
-They're not the only ones.

-Can we really
trust Mrs Wormwood?
-I don't know.

And if I tell UNIT about Mrs
Wormwood, they could start
asking other questions.

About me?

Questions it would be
difficult to answer

without them
getting more suspicious.

Luke, you have to stay here.
But keep away
from Mrs Wormwood.

Yes. Of course.

And Clyde, stay with him.
Keep an eye on things.

-Please. Keep him safe.
-No problem.

Right. Come on, Rani.
I need to see a friend.

A very old friend.

Brigadier, sir.

-Major Kilburne.
What a surprise.
-Your wife let me in.

-Oh, yes.
What can I do for you?
-I'm here to debrief you, sir.

On your mission in Peru.

On my what?
Good God, man, I'm retired.

I don't do missions
any more. I certainly
don't do debriefings.

I'm sorry, Sir Alistair,
but you do remain
UNIT's special envoy.

Yes, which allows
you to dust me down
once in a while

before sending me off
on some fool's errand to Peru.

I'm sorry,
sir, but the Homeworld
Security Mandate dictates...

Homeworld Security?
That's the trouble
with UNIT these days.

Too many buzzwords,
too many directives.

At least in my day,
we maintained
the benefits of common sense.

With respect, Sir Alistair,
UNIT has had to adapt

to the challenges
of a more hostile universe.

In my day, we took on Daleks,
Cybermen, Autons, Zygons

and all manner
of space-thuggery,

and it doesn't get
more hostile than that!

No, Brigadier, you're
so right. It doesn't.

Sarah Jane Smith.

Hello, Sir Alistair.

-It's been a long time.
-Oh, it has, it has.

Major Kilburne, Miss Smith.

It's an honour to meet you.
I've read most of your files.

Some are still Level One
security restricted.
I'm only Level Two.

My files have
a higher security rating
than I ever did.

-I think we're
finished here, Major.
-Yes, sir.

Good day,
Sir Alistair, Miss Smith.

I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to interrupt.

But I'm afraid this
isn't a social call.

I would almost be disappointed
if it were.

How can I help you?

I need to break
into the Black Archive.

Oh.

I've met some pretty nasty
characters since I hooked up
with Sarah Jane,

but, as far as I'm concerned,

none of them could hold a
candle to my old man

for what he did
to me and my mum.

But, at the same time,
he was my dad.

Without him,
I wouldn't even be here.

That's what I'm thinking,
about Mrs Wormwood.

-I want to see her.
-Sarah Jane told
you to keep away.

And, I don't know,
it's not like she wanted
a kid, is it?

The Bane wanted to
take over the world
and eat us.

Believe me, that's something
most families don't
want to talk about.

I'm going.

Please.

Luke, I see you
haven't abandoned me.
Thank you.

I want to ask
you some questions.

Of course.
Release me and we can talk.

-I'm not going to release you.
-I won't harm you.
I created you.

It must have been
very difficult for you, Luke.

Being born into this strange
world, knowing so much
and yet, nothing at all.

-I was born running.
-(ALARM BLARING)

Sarah Jane gave me a name.

-I like Luke.
-I like Luke.

-She made me into a person.
-From the raw
material I provided.

How does it feel
to be so special?

It isn't always easy.

Is that why you wanted
to talk? Do you hate me
for giving you life?

I enjoy my life,

but this world is complicated,
however clever you are.

And sometimes you
feel so isolated.

You are quite unique
throughout the
entire universe.

Alone in its darkness,
without blood kin.

Just as I am.

RANI: So, that's the
Black Archive facility.

Yes, and no one's allowed
anywhere near there without
Level One clearance.

But they won't look twice
if you drive up.

All the same, if they were to
catch you in there,
it won't go well.

There's no other way.
I won't risk UNIT taking
an interest in Luke.

As far as men like Major
Kilburne are concerned,
he isn't human.

That means he's a threat.

And the Bane's agent
is already on his way.

We have to get the scroll,
find Horath and stop them
bringing him back to life.

You'd better get in the back
and get down.

-Thank you, sir.
-Thank you.

GUARD: Pass through, sir.

ALISTAIR: We're here.
Stay put while I check
the coast is clear.

Brigadier, what are
you doing here?

Major Kilburne.
This must be my lucky day.

Sir, I'm sorry we got off
on the wrong foot earlier.

I fully understand the debt
the world owes to you

and the men of
UNIT in the past.

That's very
gracious of you, Major.

Perhaps we could go
for dinner some time, sir?

I'd be fascinated to hear
some of your stories
about the old days.

-Yes, of course.
-I look forward to it.

By the way,

you didn't say, sir.
What are you doing
at the Archive?

My memoirs, Major.

Now that
the cat's out of the bag
about aliens,

it seems as good a time as any
to tell a few of those stories

about the old days.

I see. Just don't
give away our secrets,
will you, sir?

(FOOTSTEPS FADING)

Come on! Quickly!

In there.
This will get you
into the Archive.

You'll move faster without me.
I'll keep watch out here.

Come on, Rani. Thank you.

-(GASPING) It's huge!
-Shh!

The most extensive collection
of alien artefacts
anywhere on Earth.

You mean
the authorities have known
about aliens all this time?

So since Roswell,
all they've been
doing is lying to us?

Oh, Roswell was nothing.

Queen Victoria
knew about aliens.

(CHUCKLES) I bet
she wasn't amused.

(CHUCKLES) No, I don't
believe she was.

Got it. Tanguska Scroll,
Section E - 4.6. Come on.

-All quiet?
-Sir.

(BANGING)

This is it.

(BUZZING)

How beautiful!

(DOORBELL RINGING)

Sorry. This isn't a good time.

(ROARING)

Luke! Luke!

It's the attack of the
one-eyed squiddy things!

Luke!

-Something's happened!
-They've found me!

They will eat me alive!
You have to help me, Luke.
I am your mother!

(ALARM BEEPING)

We have a security breach.

Show me pictures! Now!

-Quick, we have to get out.
-(ALARM BLARING)

Gate! We have
a security breach!

-(BANGING ON DOOR)
-I can't hold it
for much longer!

We have to escape!
The back way!

-What's she doing out?
-We couldn't leave her,
they'd kill her.

Okay, on three, run for it.
One... Forget it! Just run!

(ALARM BLARING)

(ROARING)

-CLYDE: This is not good.
-Let's go back.

My phonic
disruptor isn't working.

The containment vortex
must have drained its power.

(GASPS)

(ROARING)

(ZAPPING)

Brigadier! Stay where
you are, sir!

Stand down, Major Kilburne.
That's an order!

You're retired, Sir Alistair.
Have you forgotten?

-Hands on your heads!
All of you!
-Major...

Do as he says, Brigadier.

-I have the situation secured.
-(SHRILL BUZZING)

(SCREAMING)

SARAH JANE:
I've soniced their earpieces.

-Hold on.
-Stop that car!

At least I'll have the
satisfaction of giving
you food poisoning!

(ROARING)

(ZAPPING)

Kaagh. Such perfect timing.

Do you have it?
The Consciousness of Horath?

I have it hidden,
but it's safe.

Then soon Sarah Jane Smith
shall lead us to Horath

and make us
emperors of the galaxy.

And she will crawl before me
as we crush her world.

Oh, the sweetness of revenge!

Kaagh has
the consciousness of Horath.
He is the Bane's agent!

-Give me the scroll.
-You alien chaps never
get the message.

-Shall I destroy them now?
-I'll come with you.

My boy.

(SCREAMS)

You cannot escape!
Defiance will be eliminated!

(TYRES SCREECHING)

The Age of
Wormwood approaches!