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[IAN LLOYD'S "BROTHER LOUIE"
PLAYING]
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, you're gonna die
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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Okay, here's-- Here's the thing.
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I have two children...
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...and the thing that scares me the most
is that they disappear.
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Nothing scares me more
than them disappearing.
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That's every parent's worst fear.
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Now, why do kids disappear sometimes?
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I think it's because somebody took them
and had sex with them...
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...and once you have sex with a kid,
you gotta toss them...
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...because people hate folks
who have sex with kids...
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...more than pretty much anything.
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If you murder somebody,
folks will find you a reason.
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"Ah. You were upset. You hadn't--
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You know, you didn't....
You were dehydrated, whatever."
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So here's the thing.
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So if you have sex with a kid,
you gotta chuck them out...
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...because if the kid tells anybody,
you're screwed.
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So here's-- I can't help thinking that
if we could take down a few notches...
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...the hatred for kid-having-sex people,
at least you'd get the kid back.
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That's what I'm trying to say,
is that the guy could just call you.
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"Hey, I just f***** your kid.
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Do you want me to bring him to soccer
or drop him at your house?
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Does....
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Does he have any nut allergies,
because he just....
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Uh-- He just ate some cashew butter ****."
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I know, listen, listen.
Listen, listen to me, listen to me.
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I know that's hard to hear.
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I know that's hard to hear. But it's true.
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It's true, that if we minded child
molesting less, less kids would die.
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That's true.
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Now, I don't know what to do
with that information.
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I don't have a way to apply that
to anything that's helpful.
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[SIGHS]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hello, hello.
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Hi.
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I'm Dr. Hepa, how are you today?
I'm okay.
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Yeah. You look a little nervous.
Yeah.
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A bit of a dentalphobe, are you?
Mm-hm.
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Look, I understand.
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You've come to the right place.
I make dentalphobes my specialty.
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Yeah, my friend Nick told me that,
that's why....
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Good, I understand.
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Now, ahem, look.
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Louie, I know how you feel.
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Thank you.
No, you don't get it.
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I know how you feel.
That's why I do this.
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You mean that--
Yeah.
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I have been afraid of dentists
my whole life. Terrified.
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Really?
Yeah, still am.
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I hate dentists.
Yeah.
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But that is why I developed this practice,
to help people like you and me.
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Yeah, unfortunately,
I can't visit myself, so--
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Right.
I'm just waiting for my teeth to rot out.
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Wow.
Yeah.
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So let's find out where you are here.
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Okay, now, listen to me...
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...I'm gonna do a light exam of your teeth.
Okay.
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I'm gonna use this.
See, that's--
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And I'm just, I'm just--
Okay.
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Just gonna tap your teeth with it,
okay?
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Okay, all right.
Just open your mouth.
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And I'm gonna--
Let's just see what we got here.
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Aah, aah, aah.
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Oh, wow, wow, wow, wow.
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You're really bad?
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Yeah, it's the-- I think it's just the sound,
it's the tapping.
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It's....
Okay, all right.
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Let's get right to it, then.
What?
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Well, the drugs and the gas.
Okay, good.
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No need to mess around.
Right, right.
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Here, take one of these.
Okay.
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Chew it up.
Oh, do I need water?
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Yeah, it tastes good, doesn't it?
No.
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No. There you go.
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I'm gonna give you a little gas here.
Okay.
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Yeah.
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Oh, there you are.
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Look, doesn't that feel better?
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Gonna make that very comfortable
right there.
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Okay. I'm gonna get you some music.
Okay.
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To alleviate your fear. Mm-hm.
Okay.
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Yeah. It comes from Saudi Arabia.
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You know, where they make this music...
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...they live in the most punishing desert
in the world...
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...so they've developed this music
as a sort of a spiritual analgesic.
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Yeah. I'm gonna turn up the gas.
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I'm gonna be honest with you.
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I'm gonna give you more gas
than I've ever given anyone.
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Yeah.
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That pill should be kicking in...
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...right about now.
Yeah.
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Isn't it?
I can feel it.
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You know what you can feel?
You can feel like you're leaving your body.
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It feels like I'm leaving my body,
I feel like I'm leaving my body.
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I feel like I'm leaving my body.
Sure you do.
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[MIDDLE EASTERN MUSIC
PLAYING OVER HEADPHONES]
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Here we go.
I feel like I'm leaving my body.
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Put them right here so you can-- Oh....
I feel like I'm leaving my father's body.
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Here it comes.
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Here comes the music.
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I can hear it.
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BOTH:
Yeah.
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Oh, man, he was right. This is intense.
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[EXHALES]
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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What?
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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Wait a minute.
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You're Osama bin Laden.
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Oh, my God. Dude, can I just get....
I'm sorry, can I just get a quick....
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[CAMERA CLICKS]
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Thank you. I just-- Wow!
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This is intense.
You're like the worst guy ever.
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Welcome to God's world.
God's world?
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If you were any closer to him,
you would be burning alive right now.
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We live near him, so we are closer
to him than all others.
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So being in the desert
is what makes you guys crazy?
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[LAUGHING]
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If it pleases you to say so, yes.
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Living here, dying here, as we all will...
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...it gives us a higher vantage point
on existence.
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We view the human flesh as like
the peel of a fruit to be shucked away.
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The people in those towers,
those steel cages, we freed them.
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They are with us now.
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Uh.... No.
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No?
I mean, I get the whole desert...
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...higher plane, whatever thing,
but you totally shouldn't have done 9/11.
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I mean, ahem,
people aren't fruit, you know?
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That wasn't nice.
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It wasn't nice?
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LOUIE: Yeah, you shouldn't do
anything to anybody...
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...that you wouldn't want them
to do to you. Right?
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Would you want anybody
to do a 9/11-y thing to you?
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I guess what I'm saying is,
and maybe this is oversimplifying things...
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...but I think that 9/11
was a bullshit move.
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Basically, you're saying we're assholes.
LOUIE: Yeah.
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And I don't mean to offend you,
but I think you're an asshole.
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[SIGHS]
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Shit.
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Wait a minute, did I just talk you guys
out of being terrorists?
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Well....
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I just never looked at it like that.
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[SIGHS]
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Man, this is crazy.
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Hi. How do you feel?
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What?
Here. Have some of this banana.
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Well, I am hungry.
Yeah.
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Now, open wide.
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Are you gonna peel it or anything?
No. The skin tastes really good. Here.
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Yeah, now, don't bite down,
don't bite down.
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Just leave it in your mouth.
Yeah.
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Now, just easy.
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Easy, yeah. Just--
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[GAGGING]
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[COUGHING]
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Oh, good, you're awake. Okay.
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What just happened?
Huh? Nothing, nothing.
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You're fine. Nothing wrong with your teeth.
You're free to go.
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But, wait, what about that I--
It hurts when I bite down.
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Don't bite down so hard.
Ha-ha. Okay.
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Thanks for coming by.
Hey, hey, big fan, really big fan.
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There's a sense that when you're out
there looking for somebody...
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...you're trying to spread your seed.
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Really, guys would like all women to just
lay on the ground with their legs open...
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...and we could just spray, like a mist.
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Just....
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[IMITATES SPRAYING]
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Just mists of come
that then trickle down.
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[CHUCKLES]
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I'm not one of the guys who can walk
up to women and talk to them.
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Like, there's guys, like,
there's a lot of sinewy black guys...
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...that wear puka beads.
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Not hard brothers from the hood.
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With, like, a suede vest
with nothing else on.
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Suede vest, both nipples showing...
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...good stomach, puka-bead necklace...
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...you know, like those bracelets
that are, like, just leather?
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I'm getting a little hard
picturing this guy.
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This guy is sexy. This guy gets laid.
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This guy gets laid.
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Press the green button.
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Again.
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Hey. Ahem.
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[CASH REGISTER BEEPING]
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How you doing?
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When are you going on your break?
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WOMAN:
I don't know, no one told me nothing.
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You-- Have you worked here?
Were you working here--?
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Credit or debit?
Oh. Cash.
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Making me touch your money.
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Sorry.
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Your name's Tarese?
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Is that how to say that, Tarese--
Next!
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Next.
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Credit or debit?
Credit.
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Here.
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What?
These are for you.
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Those ain't for me.
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They are, I bought them for you.
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I bought them from you, for you
and now I'm giving them to you.
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Here, take them.
I don't know you.
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Yeah, you do.
I come here like twice a week.
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You've checked my items 50, 100 times.
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Look, I just bought these for you.
Just take them.
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Manager!
MANAGER: Yeah?
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This customer is trying to give me
some flowers, but I don't know him.
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You can't do that, sir.
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What?
She don't want the flowers.
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You can't do that.
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Go ahead and swipe your card,
I'll give you a refund.
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[CASH REGISTER BEEPS]
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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LOUIE: To me, the whole thing
of walking up to a woman...
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...and talking to her is so fake
that I can't, you know, I....
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"Hi! How would you like to have sex
with me and then wish you hadn't later?
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Would you be into that?"
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Hey. Hi, um, I-- I, uh....
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From before, I just wanted to say I, um....
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What do you want?
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I wanna....
I wanna take you out.
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I was thinking maybe.... Are you--?
You crazy.
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Why, why is that crazy?
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What if...?
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Uh-- My name's Louie.
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I just....
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Don't step in the diarrhea-vomit.
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I think that's vomit of somebody
who ate diarrhea.
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Listen, I just-- If you would, just,
for one second....
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[MAN SPEAKING OVER PA]
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So, uh--
Look, Lou, dude.
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I don't know what you thinking,
but it ain't gonna happen.
244
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:25,289
Listen, I understand. I don't-- I get it.
245
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,153
We're not.... We don't know each other.
246
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:33,094
We're from different worlds. It's not--
It's weird.
247
00:15:33,265 --> 00:15:35,733
It's probably kind of creepy
how I'm following you.
248
00:15:35,901 --> 00:15:37,766
I just....
249
00:15:39,305 --> 00:15:42,866
I guess I just wonder if maybe it's not--
250
00:15:43,575 --> 00:15:46,942
What if it's okay to meet somebody
outside of the people...
251
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:52,880
...that you thought
that you would usually meet?
252
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:59,056
I mean, how do you know...?
What if it turns out--? What if...?
253
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,955
What if it turns out I'm like a--?
Suck a dick, son.
254
00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,765
All right, I think I'm gonna keep trying...
255
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:16,271
...because I guess I feel like
you're probably putting up a defense...
256
00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:20,310
...because you're from a, like,
a tough neighborhood.
257
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:26,145
Like a black-- I don't mean, like, black--
I don't mean, like black.
258
00:16:29,154 --> 00:16:33,784
Can you pretend I didn't say
any of the things I've said so far?
259
00:16:36,762 --> 00:16:40,323
Wow, that was a really long ride.
You do that every day?
260
00:16:40,699 --> 00:16:43,691
Uh-- So this is like Harlem.
261
00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:48,239
You don't wait for the light, huh?
You just keep on going. Okay. Sorry!
262
00:16:48,407 --> 00:16:50,136
[HORN HONKING]
263
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:52,209
Listen, I just--
264
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:55,745
What I'm wondering is if we could go
to, like, a coffee place?
265
00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:57,973
I don't know if they drink coffee up here.
266
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,608
I've never been to this type
of neighborhood and....
267
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,051
That's the thing,
if you meet somebody new...
268
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:06,748
...it kind of broadens your horizons
and you--
269
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:09,291
What do you want?
270
00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:13,723
I want to get to know you.
271
00:17:13,899 --> 00:17:16,925
So, what, you never been
with a black girl before?
272
00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:22,067
You want to see what it's like
to do it with a black girl?
273
00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,570
You see me every day at the store
and you got it in your head:
274
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,145
"What would it be like to go to
her neighborhood and have sex with her?"
275
00:17:29,314 --> 00:17:31,145
Is that it?
276
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,408
Well, guess what?
277
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:39,290
You don't get what you want.
Not all the time.
278
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:43,785
[ALARM BEEPING]
279
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,729
[ALARM BEEPING]
280
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:03,938
Hello.
281
00:18:06,685 --> 00:18:08,175
Hi.
282
00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:10,114
[MOANING]
283
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:14,055
Go, baby! Yeah, yeah!
284
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,217
[SCREAMING]
285
00:18:19,231 --> 00:18:20,823
Yeah!
286
00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:25,000
LOUIE: You know when somebody sees
a hot woman...
287
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:27,468
...there's that thing we just call
"a hot woman."
288
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:31,131
Like, there's a lot of guys who say,
"How do I talk to the hot girls?"
289
00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:33,778
Why do you wanna talk to a hot girl?
290
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:37,780
Why would you want to talk to somebody
with a drink, going: "Ehhh."
291
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,418
Why would you wanna
have that conversation?
292
00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:44,078
You own a landscaping business.
You're incredible.
293
00:18:44,256 --> 00:18:45,746
You're an amazing human being.
294
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:49,826
You started a landscaping business
from nothing.
295
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,455
F*** her, man.
296
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:56,158
Go get a-- Find a woman,
an old, kind of your age...
297
00:18:56,335 --> 00:19:01,932
...Iate 30s, Jewish girl, smokes
and gives tough hand jobs.
298
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:05,565
You know, I love Jewish girls...
299
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:09,407
...because they just go, "Come on!"
And they're awesome!
300
00:19:09,581 --> 00:19:12,106
"I'm gonna suck it, all right? You ready?"
301
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:15,685
Totally, suck it, you dirty Jew.
302
00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:17,822
I love you.
303
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,254
Oh, I love Jews.
304
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:32,195
Do you ever get...?
You ever been curious about, um...?
305
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,766
You ever...? Uh--
306
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:39,843
I know that-- I know that the usual thing
is like up the....
307
00:19:40,646 --> 00:19:42,705
Black dudes like the white girls,
you know?
308
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,644
But I don't know if--
309
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:48,513
It's not the usual thing
you hear about the other....
310
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,520
I mean, if I look at it
from your point of view, like...
311
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:55,126
...if you see a black guy
compared to, like, any white guy...
312
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:59,856
...we probably seem, like, gay.
313
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,561
Okay, okay.
314
00:20:03,735 --> 00:20:06,226
But the thing is, I have--
315
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,272
I mean, I'm not trying to, like, say I have--
I mean, I have--
316
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,467
I do have things that
a lot of black guys don't have.
317
00:20:12,644 --> 00:20:15,306
And I'm not.... That's not fair.
318
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,449
Okay, what I'm trying to say is that...
319
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:22,651
...everybody has their advantage.
320
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:26,882
Those dudes have their things and....
321
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,360
I feel like this is sounding
really totally wrong.
322
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:37,468
I feel like this is sounding like I'm trying
to say that black guys have big dicks...
323
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:41,002
...and I have money,
and that's not what I'm trying to say.
324
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,444
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