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[IAN LLOYD'S "BROTHER LOUIE"
PLAYING]
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, you're gonna die
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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LOUIE: The hardest thing about
having kids is just the-- All the--
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Is just the days
that you spend with them.
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That's really the hardest part.
It's just every day that you have them...
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...is the hardest part of having kids.
It's just every day.
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It's getting up
at 6:00 in the morning, which--
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First of all, I'm not that guy.
Six o'clock in the morning.
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I have blown off entire careers...
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...because of one day
I didn't wanna get out of bed.
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Like, "Oh, I'll just not be that, then."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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First, I gotta get them dressed.
That's number one.
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Because that's the one
that people will notice.
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That's the only one-- If that's the only one
that I get done, I'll be okay.
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I-- Because if I show up
with two naked kids, I'll go to jail.
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So I have to-- But I can not feed them.
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"Oh, no, they're fine. They ate.
They're just a little tired. It's fine."
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And then I gotta get them to school,
which means walking--
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The older one goes to kindergart--
Third grade. Jesus Christ.
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I just said kindergarten.
She's in third grade.
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You know what's even worse?
She's not. She's in second grade.
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[AUDIENCE AND LOUIE LAUGHING]
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Anyway, so, yeah, wolves are like dogs.
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They're, like,
in the same family of animal.
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So, guys, have a good week with--
Have a nice time with Mom.
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[RINGS DOORBELL]
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WOMAN: Hello?
Hey. I'm here with the girls.
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WOMAN: Okay, I'll buzz. Let them up.
Okay.
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[DOOR BUZZES]
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There you go.
Bye, Daddy.
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Bye-bye. Bye.
Bye, Daddy.
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Have a great week. See you.
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[SIGHS]
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
Hey.
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It's Pamela. I'm at the park with Serge.
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Do you wanna bring the girls over?
I just dropped them with their mom.
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She's got them for a whole week.
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Ooh. Good for you. Freedom.
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Not really.
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Why?
When they're not with me...
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...I just get depressed.
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I tend to fall into a spiral
of just awfulness.
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Well, don't. Just don't. That's stupid.
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Use your time. Make a project.
Get energized, man.
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You know what? You're right.
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I'm not gonna be a bag of shit
like I always am.
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Good. Go.
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[SCATTING]
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[SINGING]
And I'm shittin' into Hitler's mouth
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And I'm pissin' in his mother's face
Right out of
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My dick is bigger than a monkey's paw
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Sorry.
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Uh-- I'm in a good mood.
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Is that all?
Yeah. Um....
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You want some ice cream?
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I shouldn't, you know, because I'm....
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I'm trying to...
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...get motivated,
and my kids are out of town...
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...but I'm trying to take....
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Screw it.
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[MOANING]
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Oh, God, yes.
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[YELLS]
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[SNORING]
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[RINGING]
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[SNORTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Hello?
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Bro.
Hey, Robbie. What's up?
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What's the matter? You sound depressed.
LOUIE: I am.
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I've been eating ice cream and a bunch of
other things for about two days now.
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Dude, do you ever exercise?
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No.
See, that's what your problem is.
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You got ice cream for blood.
You sit around on your ass all the time.
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Get that jump rope out and get moving.
I mean, this is disgusting.
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You know what, man?
You're right. Thanks.
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Bro, I gotta borrow some-- Bro? Br--?
Oh, you son of a....
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[EXHALES]
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Ah.
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[SNIFFING]
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What the hell?
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[SIGHS]
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Hey.
Hi. How you doing?
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Sure.
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Could you open a window
when you're smoking pot in there?
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Because it smells up my apartment.
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Ha. What? I don't smoke pot.
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Yeah.
No, seriously.
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I've never smoked pot in my entire life.
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Pot? How does one smoke a pot?
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[SNICKERS]
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I'm not trying to judge you
for whatever you're doing in there.
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Can you just be a neighbor?
Be a human being?
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I don't wanna smell that all the time.
No, I told you, I've never smoked pot.
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I don't smoke marijuana, right now,
in front of you, like this.
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I've never done that in my life. Never.
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Okay, man. Look, I'm not a cop...
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...and I'm not your dad. I just....
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If you wanna be a shitty person,
then go ahead.
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Hey, wait a minute.
Hey, I didn't mean to upset you.
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You're a nice guy.
Why don't you come in for a while?
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No, that's okay.
No, come on.
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You said you wanted me
to be a neighbor.
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Why don't you be one?
Come in. Get to know me.
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Unless you're too busy
wearing those shorts.
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Okay.
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Yeah?
Yeah, sure. Come on.
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[MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Hi.
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Here, have a seat.
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Oh, sorry.
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[GRUNTS]
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So my name's Jeff. What's yours?
Oh, Louie.
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Um-- Is that your--?
Is this your girlfriend?
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I thought she was with you.
Jesus.
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No, I'm kidding. She's my wife.
Oh, what's her name?
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Piss Shit Fart.
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Her parents were hippies.
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Okay.
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JEFF:
Hey, are you a comedian?
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Yeah.
Ha-ha. That's weird.
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I guess.
You gay?
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No.
Why not?
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[LAUGHS]
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What's the matter, man?
You seem depressed.
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Why does everybody think I'm depressed
after knowing me for a second?
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Because you're a huge bummer.
You're, like, a huge, huge bummer.
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You know what, man? You're right.
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I'm sorry I came in here and bothered you.
I used to get high when I was a kid.
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I probably would've thought
I was a bummer too. I'm just--
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I'm just having a bad day.
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Well, this is probably gonna sound cliche,
but you should just try to enjoy yourself.
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You said you used to get high?
Why'd you stop?
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I don't know.
I guess I just grew up and stopped.
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Did you like it
when you used to get high?
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Yeah, a lot, but, you know, I'm a dad.
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[BUBBLING]
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Are your kids over there?
No, no. They're with their mom for a week.
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You're having some of this.
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[BUBBLING]
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[COUGHING]
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Wow.
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It's been a long time. That's--
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Really good pot.
Yeah.
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You're probably feeling high already.
Shit, yeah.
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[COUGHING]
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[EXHALES]
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You all right?
I think maybe I'm getting a bit too high.
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No, no, no. Here.
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Just drink way too much of this.
It'll counteract.
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Okay.
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Hey. What--?
Where did that dog come from?
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He's been sitting here the whole time.
No, no, no. That's not--
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That's different than the dog
that was sitting there when I came in.
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A different dog?
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Yeah, that's not the s--
That dog is-- I'm-- Is different.
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Well, yeah, sure, he's different.
He's been through a lot since you got here.
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His mother died like two minutes ago.
No, dude, seriously, which dog is that?
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Which dog?
Yeah. Which dog?
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Which dog is that?
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Hey, wanna see something really cool?
Okay.
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Hey, come over here.
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What are you gonna do?
You'll see. It's really cool.
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You see that car down there?
Yeah.
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I love that.
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Hey, man, I think maybe I'm too high.
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What's with my hands? They're not....
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Oh, shit. That is too high.
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You better stop smoking marijuana.
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Hey, you wanna try the motor bong?
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[MOTOR REVVING]
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WOMAN [ON TV]:
It was just really frustrating.
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No one was even listening to me
in there.
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They were just looking at my vagina.
Tell me about it.
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I wish there was a way to--
Cover your vagina?
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What?
Cover your vagina.
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You mean, like, hide it?
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Try this.
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So, as you can see
from the annual report on Page 6...
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...our quarterly earnings are up--
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[TURNS TV OFF]
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[GROANS]
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[COUGHS]
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[SIGHS]
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Oh, my fafa. I caught a janna vajanna.
It's totally yanadda.
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I know.
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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Stephanie.
It's stupah. I don't have a denana.
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I totally got a denana a banan danana.
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I know. It's stupah. I don't...
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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Obama.
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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What?
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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Ahem. Coffee, please. Just coffee.
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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That.
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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[ALL SPEAKING GIBBERISH]
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[DOG WHIMPERING]
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I gotta get a dog.
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Hi. Hey.
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[DOGS BARKING]
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So these are the puppies
that we have right now.
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They're all kind of pit bulls.
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Well, the pit bull thing is a myth.
You should know that.
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They are really sweet dogs.
Yeah, well, I got two kids.
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I'm divorced.
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Have you ever thought about
getting an older dog?
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Older?
Everybody who comes in here...
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...wants a puppy...
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...but we have a bunch of old dogs
that nobody wants.
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It's really sad.
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[DOG BARKING]
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Show me.
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Nobody, I mean, nobody,
wants an old dog...
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...but I love the older dogs
because they're distinguished, noble.
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Hey, Bear.
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So this is Bear.
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Hi, Bear.
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I love Bear.
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Aww. You like that?
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Huh, Bear?
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Yeah? You like that, huh?
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He loves this.
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Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead
and take Bear.
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All right, boy.
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Hey there, Bear.
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What do you think, huh?
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Oh, what a nice dog.
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This is your new home, pal.
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Come on in. Here you go.
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Here. Have a seat. Sit.
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Good boy.
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00:17:30,149 --> 00:17:32,208
What a sweetie. Mwah.
249
00:17:32,818 --> 00:17:35,286
We'll get you some water there.
250
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:37,752
I'll bet you're thirsty.
251
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,826
Can't wait for the girls to meet you.
252
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,928
They're gonna love you.
253
00:17:44,096 --> 00:17:46,064
They're coming home today.
254
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:48,358
Okay.
255
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,995
Want a drink of water, pal?
256
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,870
Oh, my God.
257
00:17:57,776 --> 00:17:59,744
[SIGHS]
258
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:12,586
What are you gonna do with him?
What do you think?
259
00:18:18,330 --> 00:18:19,729
[ENGINE STARTS]
260
00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,546
Hey.
Daddy!
261
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:38,012
Hi.
Daddy.
262
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:39,582
Hey, girls.
263
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,848
Bye, Mommy.
WOMAN: Bye, girls.
264
00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:43,885
See you.
WOMAN: Bye.
265
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:46,217
Hey, did you guys have a good week?
BOTH: Yeah.
266
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:50,350
Did you have a good week, Daddy?
I did. Thank you for asking.
267
00:18:51,163 --> 00:18:55,293
Every day you spend with your kids
is torture.
268
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:59,699
And it's because I love them.
If I didn't love them, it wouldn't matter.
269
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:02,534
I'd just play poker with my friends,
come home later:
270
00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,175
"Oh, they're dead."
271
00:19:04,343 --> 00:19:06,743
But I love them.
272
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,903
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
273
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:17,912
I wiped my daughter's ass
for the last time on May 13th of 2008.
274
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,858
I remember this moment
because it was a big moment in my life.
275
00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:26,327
When you have children, they start
as babies, and they shit all over the place.
276
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,762
But then, finally, they can use a toilet.
277
00:19:28,934 --> 00:19:31,596
But they can't wipe their ass.
You have to wipe their ass.
278
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:35,570
That's the last thing you do that's an
intimate bathroom thing, is wipe their ass.
279
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:39,006
And one day, it stops.
And I remember the day--
280
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,670
I said the date, but I don't remember now,
because I'm lying.
281
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:48,650
But-- Because I had always wiped her ass
all that time, and it's just a thing you do.
282
00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:51,015
I didn't think about it.
"Daddy, I need a wipe!"
283
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,057
Then I'd come in, I'm on the phone,
like, "Yeah, okay, so...."
284
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,524
Anyway, so I wiped her ass one day,
and she said:
285
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:59,095
"Thank you very much, Daddy."
286
00:20:00,065 --> 00:20:02,829
And I was like--
That was a little too eloquent...
287
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:07,938
...a thank-you, for somebody
who I just wiped shit out of her asshole.
288
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,205
I wanna hear, like, "Thank you, Dada."
289
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:15,676
I don't wanna hear, like,
"That was very gracious of you, Father.
290
00:20:15,847 --> 00:20:17,178
I thank thee."
291
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:49,044
Oh.
292
00:20:49,214 --> 00:20:51,648
Oh, you asshole.
293
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:54,875
Oh.
294
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:57,385
Oh, babies with AIDS.
295
00:20:59,224 --> 00:21:04,287
Oh, my God.
I wanna shit right in my own face.
296
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,163
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