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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, you're gonna cry
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Lou-ah
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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Louie, Louie, you're gonna die
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Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
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It's amazing how entitled
people think they are.
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People really think that they have shit
coming to them, you know?
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And people think nothing bad
should ever happen to them.
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For some reason, you shouldn't even
have accidents happen to you.
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I was in a restaurant, this guy--
The waiter spilled some stuff on his coat.
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He did that thing we all do now
when we get stuff spilled on us:
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"What is the meaning of this?"
Just so outraged.
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"Do you know who I am?"
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Yeah, you're the asshole who was
sitting there when that happened. So what?
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Maybe you'll get hit by a car someday.
Nobody gives a shit.
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You're not entitled to anything.
You have to realize that.
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From the moment you're born...
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...from the moment the last of your body
leaves your mother's vagina...
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...from the moment that your foot
stops touching your mother's vagina--
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For the last time, hopefully.
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Unless you later kick your mother
in the vagina...
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...which you should not do.
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Just my opinion, but you should not.
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There are very few legitimate reasons
to kick your mother in the vagina.
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There's seven of them, actually.
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But I'm not gonna tell you what they are,
because you'll....
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I know what you'll do.
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That's my fare! That is my fare!
No, no! This is my man!
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Shit on you! shit on you!
You get out! Shit on me? Shit on you!
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You get in, sir.
You get in, come on, get in.
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Oh, shit! Oh, shit!
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Get in.
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So I'm going to the airport.
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Can you take the Midtown Tunnel?
Yeah.
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I don't like the bridges.
Yeah, okay.
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You can't do this.
I have a reservation.
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You can't do this.
Goddamn it, you people are pieces of shit.
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Damn it, I have a goddamn reservation.
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Sir.
No, you had no right.
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I'd be glad to put you on a flight
leaving tomorrow.
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But I wanted to go today.
That's why I booked.
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Cocks....
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A reservation, all right?
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Don't you understand that?
You're greedy, you're just greedy.
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The whole airlines is just greedy.
You push people.
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You push people
until they can't take it anymore.
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Hi.
Good morning. How can I help you?
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I'm going to Birmingham
on the 11:40 flight.
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Okay.
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Where are you flying to?
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Birmingham.
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What time is the flight?
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Eleven forty.
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Okay, do you have any identification?
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Uh-- Yeah, right here.
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Okay, great.
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All right, here is your boarding pass,
and it is gate 32.
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Great, thank you. Oh, can I just ask you,
how's the flight doing?
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Is it on time, or...?
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I'm showing that that flight is canceled.
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It's canceled?
Yes.
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But you just gave me a seat on it.
Yes, that was before it was canceled.
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What, was it canceled
four seconds ago?
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Yes.
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Why was it canceled?
Is there weather, what....?
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I'm showing that it was coming from
Miami and it crashed.
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It crashed? Jesus, was it bad?
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I'm showing...
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...that everybody died. Except one baby.
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Do you want to go standby on the 1 :15?
Yeah, sure, that'd be great.
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Do you think I'll get on?
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Can I have the boarding pass, please?
Yeah, sure.
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It shouldn't be a problem.
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Is this your bag, sir?
Yeah.
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I need to check it by hand over here.
Okay.
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Sir, what is this?
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That's lube.
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Lube.
Yup.
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Sir, you can't carry this on the plane.
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I don't-- I don't need it on the plane.
I need it for later in the hotel.
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Sir, if you'd like, you can go through again
and mail it to yourself.
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We can check your bag
with the lube in it.
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If my bag is checked
I can keep it in there?
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Yes, sir.
Why--? But if it's dangerous--
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Is it dangerous?
No, it's not dangerous.
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I'm saying if you're technically afraid of it
in my carry-on, then why--?
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If it's a weapon in there then--
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I'm just saying,
why is it okay underneath?
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Why is it less of a threat in the belly
of the plane if it has some sort of--
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I'm not saying this is a weapon.
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Sir, what's in this bottle?
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Lube.
Lube?
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Yes, it's lubricant for masturbating with.
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It's technically made for sex, but I have
personally never used it that way.
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I use it to masturbate with.
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It's easier to masturbate
if I use this lubricant.
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Let him keep it.
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Ahem.
- Thank you.
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Yeah.
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I don't care.
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Well, you know what you should do?
When you go in there, just talk to--
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Ask for anybody who's like a sales manager
at the Subaru place.
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Well, that's-- Ha-ha-ha.
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In most of these situations,
they don't know what they're doing.
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Just play stupid, you know? Uh-huh.
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Well, you-- Ha. I mean,
if you're betting on the Jets, you moron....
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Let me ask you, you think the Jets
really have a chance of winning?
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Yeah, I do. I think they have a chance.
Who told you that?
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Mike.
Ha-ha-ha.
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And where you gonna go after that?
I'm gonna go to the park.
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Ah. You know,
you gotta do what you gotta do.
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I don't think it's gonna make a difference
down there with those guys.
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How you doing?
I'm okay. Good.
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Can I have a glass of water, please?
- Just a minute.
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Small plane.
Yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain, Jeff Taymor.
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Thanks for joining us to Birmingham
this afternoon.
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We're gonna have a slight delay here
due to weather in Birmingham.
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I haven't gotten clearance to take off yet
due to a severe tornado, hurricane...
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...perfect storm.
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In addition to that,
we have a few maintenance issues.
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Broken wing and something's wrong
with the safety-related part of the plane.
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We'll be getting on our way here
in a few minutes.
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Should be to Birmingham on time.
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Thanks for flying with us,
and sit back and enjoy the ride.
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Whoa.
Yeah.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we're hitting
a rough patch of turbulence here.
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There's a storm system
over Birmingham...
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...and it should be pretty rough going
as we poke through it.
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Stay in your seats
with your seat belts fastened.
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We'll have you on the ground
in a few minutes.
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God have mercy on all our souls.
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Flight attendants, prepare for landing.
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Ladies and gentlemen--
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Aah!
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Never mind, folks. I.... Uh....
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Oh, man.
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Aah!
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You think we're gonna die right now?
I don't know. You think?
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I don't know, man.
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- Aah!
- No, no! Jesus, God, no!
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Jesus! Jesus, God, no!
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I think that's the sound somebody makes
when they're about to die.
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Yeah.
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Shit! Shit!
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Oh, man, that was....
Oh, boy. Whew.
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Well, so long, Dennis.
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Take care, Louie.
Okay, man.
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Anyway, I....
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I feel pretty good because
I finally have the body that I want.
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And it's actually really easy
to have the body you want.
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You just have to want a shitty body.
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Hey, man, say some shit about Mobile.
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Yeah.
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What?
Say some shit about Mobile.
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Why?
- You in Birmingham, buddy.
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We hate Mobile.
- Yeah.
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Man, I'm not gonna--
I'm not gonna say some shit about Mobile.
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- Just say some shit about Mobile.
- Come on, man. Just say some shit.
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I don't care about Mobile,
I don't care about Birmingham.
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If you want my opinion,
you can take both those towns...
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...and shove them both up your ass.
- Man, you suck.
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You suck! You suck!
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All right, man. Okay. Come on, man.
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I-- I just wanna do my--
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- Go back home, Yankee.
- I paid good money for these.
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Hey, man, okay, come on.
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Rosemary. I like it. Alison,
I have a little surprise for you tonight.
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Instead of the usual thing I get
every single time, I know what I want.
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Where the hell am I?
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--with the soup on it.
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Four hundred times and I never get it.
This time I'm gonna get it tonight.
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Hi.
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Hi.
You're that comedian guy?
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Right? You're that comedian guy?
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Yeah.
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My sister's a big fan of you.
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Oh.
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Great big fan.
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Well, that's, um--
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She wants to meet you, but she's shy.
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Do you want to meet my sister?
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She's a great big fan of you.
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Yeah, well, I--
She's right over there.
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Wanna meet her?
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You wanna meet her.
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Sure. Okay.
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This is Doreen.
- Hi.
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She's a big fan of you.
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Hi.
Oh, my God, hi.
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Hi, thank you.
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Go on. Sit down. Go on.
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I'm a really big fan of you.
Why don't you sit down?
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Sure, okay. Ahem.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I-- I used to watch your show
and I've seen all your comedy...
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...and I think you're so funny.
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Thank you very much.
Thanks, that's nice.
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You had a show in town tonight?
Yeah, I was at the Burkham Theatre.
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I know, I wanted to get tickets,
but it was too much, so--
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Oh, sorry.
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But I knew you were in town
and we were sitting here...
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...and you walked in, and I said to Curtis,
"Oh, my God, that's him."
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Oh, yeah?
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Hmm.
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So you guys are from around here, or--?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, just a couple of nobodies
from Birmingham. Heh-heh.
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Oh, don't say that.
Well, you're from New York.
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Yeah, well, New York is full of nobodies.
I mean, everybody's nobody.
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You're really smart.
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Not really.
Yeah, you are.
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I just think you're great. I mean,
your comedy is just so smart and funny.
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Thank you, thank you, that's really nice.
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She's a great big fan of you.
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Can I say something kind of weird?
Sure.
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I mean, it's not weird, it's just kind of....
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Well, I never thought I'd meet you.
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I never even imagined it,
but here you are and I just--
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I wanna tell you that...
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...I think you're sexy.
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Sexy.
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Well, Doreen, that's really nice.
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And it was really nice to meet you,
but I....
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Oh, y--
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You're leaving?
- Yeah.
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You know, I got a flight to catch
and so I should probably go.
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I gotta go.
It was nice to meet you though.
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It was really nice to meet you.
Both of you.
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It was nice to-- It was nice to meet you.
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So, what's wrong?
You don't like my sister?
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She's a big fan of you,
but you don't like her?
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Hey, man--
Hey, man.
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Hey.
"Hey" what?
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You think you're too good for my sister?
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00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:31,908
Oh, you don't wanna make out with her.
You wanna make her cry instead.
242
00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,052
Listen, Curtis--
I told you.
243
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:39,915
My sister is a big fan of you.
244
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,026
And she said some nice things to you.
245
00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,958
And now you're gonna--
246
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:55,229
Hey, thanks a lot for that back there.
That was pretty scary.
247
00:17:55,407 --> 00:17:56,533
Hmm.
248
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:59,268
I never had anybody
point a gun at me before.
249
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,707
Yeah.
250
00:18:00,879 --> 00:18:04,406
Well, it's a pretty regular thing
around here.
251
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:07,881
Usually don't mean nothing.
252
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,324
Well...
253
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...here's your hotel.
254
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:17,153
Great.
255
00:18:17,329 --> 00:18:18,990
Listen, thanks. Thanks again.
Sure.
256
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:21,189
Appreciate it.
Sure.
257
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,599
I guess I did help you out.
258
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:27,172
Yeah, you could say that again.
259
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:30,775
You know, sometimes
when someone helps somebody...
260
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,935
...they maybe get something in return.
261
00:18:36,715 --> 00:18:39,275
Yeah, like what?
262
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:43,945
Well, like a kiss on the lips
would be nice.
263
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:52,962
Are you being serious?
264
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,563
I'm not a homosexual,
don't get the wrong idea.
265
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:01,704
I'd just like a kiss on the lips is all.
266
00:19:05,711 --> 00:19:07,235
Wow.
267
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:10,171
The South really is different.
268
00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:15,280
I mean, people always say it,
and I always say:
269
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:18,082
"No, people are the same everywhere."
270
00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:21,556
But, no, it really is very different
down here, man.
271
00:19:21,727 --> 00:19:25,026
Look, you go on now to your hotel,
you forget I said it.
272
00:19:25,597 --> 00:19:29,727
Listen, you really helped me out tonight.
273
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I mean, I never kissed a man
on the lips before.
274
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:39,871
But I don't-- I don't have
a really compelling reason why not.
275
00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:44,243
And I don't know,
if it'll make you happy....
276
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:03,857
Thanks.
Okay. Good night.
277
00:20:04,269 --> 00:20:05,736
Good night.
278
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,519
Now, you're gonna
have to check that bag.
279
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:27,386
There's just no way.
But I always fly with this bag.
280
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,993
It's not gonna fit in the overhead.
You can see that.
281
00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:33,598
I fly with this bag all the time
in this type of airplane, it always fits.
282
00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:37,792
Ma'am, just let me check the bag.
No, no, it'll fit. I fly all the time.
283
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:41,462
Yeah, but it doesn't--
That doesn't affect the size of the bag.
284
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:46,202
The amount that you fly doesn't
make the bag smaller or that bigger.
285
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:49,141
Just look at it. Look at it with your eyes.
286
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Your real eyes, not the crazy eyes.
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