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Hey, friend.
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Don't be afraid.
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I'm a gypsy child like you,
running wild and crazy.
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Hold on. Wow.
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A falling star.
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It's too far, though.
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♪ Magic! ♪
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You're welcome.
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Hmm. Ah.
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There.
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Wait.
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Oh, glob.
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He is here somewhere,
my brothers.
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Glob, can you see Magic Man
on the sensor?
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Yes, Gob. Our little brother
is very close.
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- Hey, flip me.
- Okay.
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I'm gonna activate the thingy
that drains his magic juice.
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My juice!
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Not... flowing... right.
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Dream on, honey.
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You can't catch this.
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Magic away!
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I think I see him.
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Yes, I see him, as well.
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- Hey, guys.
- What, Glob?
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Nothing. Never mind.
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Wait. Wait.
Shh, shh! Shush!
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I... wasn't --
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You hear that?
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It was totally silent
for like a whole second.
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Huh. Oh, yeah.
Cool.
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Sometimes we get
so wrapped up battling stuff,
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we forget to --
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Ooh!
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Waaa... zoo!
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Hey.
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Shhhhhh.
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Arise.
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Magic Man, you caused nothing
but turmoil and chaos
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for us on Mars.
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We thought banishing you
to this world would help you
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see the light
of our utopian super-society.
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Now, tell us --
what have you learned
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in these past 200 years?
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Are you guys
talking to me?
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You know you made life
on Mars a nightmare.
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Now we must return you
to Mars,
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where vengeance
awaits thee.
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That's not --
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Magic Man! Get up!
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Did it work? Is he gone?
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Yep.
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They took my friend to Mars!
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Fly me there
and help me save him!
55
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Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't.
56
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You see?
The transfer drained me.
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I can probably barely float.
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So I just got to wait
'til they kill your friend.
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See ya!
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- No!
- Whoa!
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What do you mean
"kill"?
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They're gonna put him
on trial for my crimes.
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Ain't nobody gonna pardon
these crimes on my head --
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not even the king of Mars!
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And once he's dead,
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my magic juice will return
to my body --
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flowing through me
like moonlight
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through the ghost
dance.
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Squeeze!
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I wish I could help...
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except I don't!
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You succubutt!
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♪ Come on,
let's go to my house ♪
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♪ Come on, let's go
to my house! ♪
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How long have you had
this house?
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Yes, that is true!
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Well, I bet
there's something here
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that can help me
save Jake.
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There is, but you'll never
make it work.
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What?! Where is it?!
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I don't know!
Have you seen my trash palace?
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Yeah, what's the deal?
This place is wrecked.
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Ewww!
Ew!!
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What am I stepping in?
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That's where I blow my nose
all day.
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Ugh!
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Yes, welcome to my tower
of light.
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Everyone is welcome to share
this magic kingdom --
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squirrels...
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black mold...
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worms...
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poison ivy...
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tiny manticore.
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Help me, you coward!
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Magic Man, what is your
deal, for real?
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You tell me.
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Well, for one,
I think this house
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is a reflection
of your sick brain.
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Look at this. Yuck.
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Who's this you're standing with
in this picture?
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♪ Memories drift in and out
of my mind ♪
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♪ And the little people
get left behind ♪
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♪ So whatever ♪
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All... right.
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Well, I'm gonna keep digging
through this stuff
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'til I find what
you're talking about.
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It's downstairs.
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- Huh? What?
- My special thing.
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Whoa!
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Holy crepes.
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Ta-da!
Come on.
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That's the thing --
my special thing.
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A Martian transporter.
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This can take me to Mars?!
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Yeah.
My brothers gave it to me
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when they banished me
to Earth.
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They thought I'd learn love
and use it to go back home.
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How do I do it?
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You put your hands
on those thingies
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and think stuff about
people.
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But it's broken.
Hasn't worked in 200 years.
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But...
it has to work.
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It has to.
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For Jake.
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Huh-duh?!
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Yaaaaaaaah!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Whoa!
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Citizens of Mars,
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King of Mars...
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today, the most notorious fiend
in Martian history
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stands before us --
Magic Man.
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Stop!
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Turn on the dark.
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Okay, so we don't have footage
of these crimes,
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but Grod's pretty good
at drawing, so...
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"Plague of Shadows."
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Magic Man brought
our shadows to life.
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They attacked us
and ravaged Mars.
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Very impressive, Grod.
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Thanks, bro.
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To the "Plague of the
One-ness."
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As we gathered to hold hands
and sing our community song,
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Magic Man cast an evil spell
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that made our arms
grow together.
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Much suffering ensued.
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And what about that one time
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when he turned all the water
into hair
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and we all got so thirsty,
we drank it?
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And when we drank it,
we went bald?
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Many of us did not recover
and, to this day,
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hide our loss
behind groovy headgear.
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Dark off, please.
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Magic Man, it bums me out
to see this.
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I remember when
you were really cool,
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before that night you spent on
Olympus Mons with Margles.
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Aw, man!
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Force field.
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What happened, Magic?
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Why did you go crazy?
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If you had just learned to care
about living things again,
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you could have come back
whenever you wanted.
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Well... you guys are missing
some important details.
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I'm Jake the dog.
Listen.
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You sad Magic Man.
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Instead, you bummed around Ooo
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acting like a jerk
for 200 years.
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Yeah, that's true,
except I'm not Magic Man!
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Now! Ready the Wand
of Disbursement!
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Ready.
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Space dome, open!
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Oh, snap!
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Magic Man, I give you
two choices --
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one is total
annihilation.
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The wand will touch you,
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and your soul
will meet with death.
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The second is to use
the power of the wand
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to convert your body
to living stardust,
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where your consciousness
will be jettisoned
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into the infinite cosmos
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on an endless journey of wonder
and discovery!
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Wow. That second one
sounds pretty cool.
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I mean, yeah, I'm like way
into that.
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Except -- ohh -- I would really
miss my best friend.
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His name is Finn.
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And I think it would mess him up
if I wasn't around.
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Wait -- did you say
you would miss someone?
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Yeah.
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And that someone
would miss you?
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Yeah, that's me,
you dishrags!
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I win again!
Just like always!
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00:09:01,915 --> 00:09:04,780
Jakey, no!
193
00:09:04,848 --> 00:09:06,714
Look.
194
00:09:06,783 --> 00:09:08,272
It's the dog.
195
00:09:08,350 --> 00:09:10,045
The one you were prophesied
to meet.
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I don't care none
for that mess!
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This wouldn't have glomped
if you'd just listened to my bro!
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00:09:14,784 --> 00:09:16,774
You bunked up, King of Mars!
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The wisest, most honest super
being of all time
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just put an innocent dog
to deads!
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You're right,
Finn the Human.
202
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My judgment was less
than the standard
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by which I judge
my peers.
204
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Of which I have none.
205
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I will retrieve your friend
from the 37th dead world.
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Ooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaah!
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Death.
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King of Mars.
What's your business?
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I need this one back.
210
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Hmm.
What will you give me for him?
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Not this time, your majesty.
212
00:10:00,196 --> 00:10:04,892
In that case, I offer
my immortality.
213
00:10:04,963 --> 00:10:06,124
Deal.
214
00:10:10,365 --> 00:10:12,355
Huh?
215
00:10:12,431 --> 00:10:14,365
Hey! I'm alive!
216
00:10:14,432 --> 00:10:16,422
Yay!
King of Mars saved you!
217
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,798
Yes, but at what cost?
218
00:10:20,867 --> 00:10:21,959
Oh, man.
219
00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:23,365
Should we go get Magic Man?
220
00:10:23,434 --> 00:10:25,663
No. I lost a friend.
221
00:10:25,735 --> 00:10:27,862
I cannot lose my brother,
as well.
222
00:10:27,936 --> 00:10:29,960
Hey, what? Where did they go?
223
00:10:30,036 --> 00:10:32,129
Eat my skids!
224
00:10:32,204 --> 00:10:33,534
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
225
00:10:33,603 --> 00:10:35,298
Oh, Margles.
226
00:10:35,371 --> 00:10:37,134
Magic Man!
227
00:10:37,205 --> 00:10:38,297
Huh?
228
00:10:38,372 --> 00:10:39,634
Bam!
229
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:42,331
You're back, coward!
230
00:10:42,405 --> 00:10:44,838
Go! Get out of here,
tiny manticore!
231
00:10:44,906 --> 00:10:48,671
Whatevs!
I didn't need your pity help!
232
00:10:48,741 --> 00:10:50,402
Geez. What?
233
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:52,942
I am the true coward.
234
00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:54,873
Hiding from sincere expressions
235
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like a vampire in the nude
236
00:10:57,009 --> 00:10:58,671
who hides from the light.
237
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Thank you, brave hero.
238
00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,635
I was freed from bottle jail,
239
00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:05,473
but my new prison is shame.
240
00:11:05,545 --> 00:11:08,207
My new prison is shame!
241
00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:09,678
What's he saying?
242
00:11:09,746 --> 00:11:12,373
He said, "my new prison
is shame."
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