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Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

Whenever you're ready,
we'll just take the IUD out,

and you are immediately fertile
as soon as it comes out.

Ahh!

While I was making plans
for baby number two...

I found this last-minute deal
for Jamaica next week.

Craig's plans for a
group getaway hit a snag.

- I'm in Jamaica.
- [screaming]

But after a bumpy arrival...

Is it a suite, like,
a presidential suite or...?

Whitney, shut up.

Things began heating up.

- Spicy as sh--.
- What is this?

- Horny goats.
- Horny goat?

- Ahh.
- Horny goat?

- Did you say horny goat?
- Knock it out.

I thought he said that.

You are what you eat, Austen.

♪ Ba-ba doo

There's unresolved feelings.

And sparks started flying.

It's not Taylor.

It was always Olivia.

I should have
ended up with her.

Why can't you still?

I don't know.

♪ Can't swing this game

♪ Don't you know,
don't you know ♪

♪ Mm-hmm

[upbeat music]

♪

[gulping]

Oh, my God,
my toothbrush's dead.

[groaning]

Oh, my God, I pulled something.
Pulled something in my sleep.

What? Ow.

Hey, chicken. What's up?

Nothing, just in Jamaica.

I found two
different excursions.

And so I wanna go
to this Blue Hole.

And there was a waterfall
and, like, these rapids.

And so I left it up
to the group which to do.

I love you, baby.

Kiss.

Austen!

You wanna do something?

Okay, I'm putting
my bathing suit on.

Ride. Ride!

Hey.

I'm ready to go to
the blue whale hole

or whatever it's called.

Yeah, not for a while.

All righty.
Well, I'm gonna go to the pool.

It is an action-packed day.

- Good morning.
- Good morning, angel.

Oh, just calling you
before I start my day.

Are you at work?

You're going snowboarding?

I'm going cliff jumping.

So heh.

[sighs]

Room service!

[chuckles]
Hey.

Hey, stud.

Is my door----ing open?

God damn it.
- Good morning.

[chuckles]
- Thank you.

How you doing?

I'm okay.

Room looks good.

You got your panties
on the floor.

[laughs]

Clearly no action last night.

No action.

Let's go out here.
- Yeah, yeah, sure.

Oh, man.

Don't swing too hard, chariot.

I am not disappointed in our
accommodations, I'll say that.

I love Jamaica.

How many times
have you been here?

Look, I grew up here.

My best friend is Jamaican.

Spent my summers here.

My mom's first stepfather,
Ed Fleming,

his uncle was Ian Fleming,
who wrote

all the James Bond novels,
and at Goldeneye,

where I've been to...
- Of course.

At Ocho Rios, which you're
supposed to go to today.

You're not going?

It's actually
quite beautiful.

I got work.
Maybe I'll see you later.

No problem.

I'll be honest, last night,

I got lost trying to find
my room last night.

ing labyrinth.
[chuckles]

After the dinner,
I walked to get a nightcap,

and I saw Taylor and JT
walking the other way.

And I was like, boy--

We can take a shot
and split the shot

in each other's mouths.

- Okay, I can do that.
- Okay.

[chuckles]
JT!

If they hook up, like,
that's really sad for her,

and that's not any--no, no, no.
- [laughs]

That's not anything
against JT.

I think if they did hook up,
then it is a revenge ploy.

Single Taylor
is a dangerous woman.

[laughs]

Mm-hmm.

I think Taylor's
of this ilk that

she thinks that
she needs a guy.

What are you if you
don't have a boyfriend?

You know, but that's
a whole other discussion.

Just pump the brakes,
deep breath.

Like, it's time to be
more like Paige.

[laughs]
You know?

So the whole purpose
of this trip

was to introduce us
to her properly,

hang out, see how his friends
integrate with her.

Yeah, and it didn't work out.
She's busy.

Blew him off, seems like.

Craig assumed
he was coming with Paige.

I also know that
Craig is delusional

and thinks the world is flat.

She should--
she should be here.

Yeah.

Man, I don't have faith
in any relationships anymore.

[laughter]

♪

What the hell is this?

Hey.
- Hey!

- Oh!
- It's hot out here.

- I know.
- Do you need some sunscreen?

I actually put some on.

I don't wanna get burned,

but I'm not gonna know
because I have a spray tan on.

[laughs]
- Yeah. Seriously.

[quirky music]

♪

Oh, my gosh, it's hot.

I know.

Well, I mean, we're about
to go jump off of a cliff.

- Yep.
- [laughs]

It was funny
running into you and JT.

There was some flirting, but--
- [laughs]

I genuinely had
a really good time with JT.

He makes me laugh.

But I feel like he would be
a lot to handle.

[chuckles]

JT was like,
let's grab a drink,

and we'll sit out
on the porch and chat.

And then--
- Like, 4:00 a.m. later--

- Literally.
- Bottle of Veuve.

Bottle of Veuve.

That was--yeah, interesting.

I don't see her
and JT together.

But maybe Taylor thinks
that JT is her only friend

and ally on the trip.

I mean, I've been
on the outs with everyone,

and it's not a good feeling.

But yeah, I mean,
obviously I haven't spoke

to you since JT's--

Yes, there was a picture
that was sent out to you

that you could
not see anything.

I saw your tits and vagina.

What?

I'm not gonna sit here
and pretend that

you're some----ing better-
than-thou, 'cause you're not.

I apologize for that.

For me, it was just
the fact that, you know,

I was getting fed all
these things about you

that just didn't
match up to what

I've known or seen of you.

You know,
I appreciate your apology.

And like, yeah, have I been
going through a tough time?

Absolutely.

I do think
you are a good person.

But I hate
the whole Olivia part.

Yeah.

I mean, I've apologized
multiple times.

And then for some reason,
now it keeps coming up.

Like, my friend just texted me,
and she was like,

please tell me
you didn't sleep with Austen.

I was like, what?

She sent me, like,
a Page Six post.

[intriguing music]

Why somebody had to stir
the pot, I don't know.

I don't know.

I didn't get to read all of it,
but--

Oof.

Find something else
to talk about.

I mean, it's probably gonna
get back to her, I guess.

Probably already has.

Yeah.

♪

[suspenseful music]

What the [BLEEP]?

Here I am, like,
taking this trip,

and I wanna get things
off my mind,

and someone sent me
this Page Six article.

♪

I haven't even had
my coffee yet, like.

Oof.

Coming up.

Uh-oh.

Page Six.

Oh, my God.

[upbeat music]

♪

Guys, let's go!

Oh, it's--oh, everyone.

We're leaving?

- What?
- Come on.

[laughs]
Oh, please.

Come on.

All right, guys.

Oh, sorry.

Oh.

[soft tense music]

Clearly, Olivia has
seen the news articles.

I didn't want
to read the article.

I know she's upset about it.

Of course,
I'm upset about it.

When that thing dropped,
I was just like,

this is my nightmare right now.

[dramatic music]

All right, so I am going
to the Blue Hole,

so the people that
wanna go with me,

hop on the bus in the front.

Whoever wants to go
with Shep to his locale...

- The falls.
- Choice, yes.

Shep, your bus is in the back.

Oh, there's two
separate buses.

- Yeah.
- Okay, let's go.

And then we'll
meet up afterwards?

Yeah, there's an
awesome restaurant

right, like, near us.

Because, like, we're not
too far away from each other.

Man, you really have
this all planned out.

- Yeah, I know.
- Who's going with who?

- I'm going falls.
- I'm going falls.

JT, what you got going on?

I'm following best dressed.

You look like a pool towel.

Yeah, he looks like--
he looks like an LSD trip.

[laughs]

Wait, am I in this group?

I'll see you
on the flip side.

Later, gators.

- Later, haters.
- Whoo!

Here we go!

[laughter]

Hey, ditch the zeros
and get with the hero.

[laughs]

Boy, is that
relevant right now.

Do I wanna get on the bus
with my ex-best-friend and ex

or go on this bus with the best
friend's ex and this other ex?

It's like...
[scoffs]

Door number two, please.

- Here, you wanna sit here?
- I'll sit by you, Olivia.

- Yeah.
- Let's go.

Okay, I'm excited.

[upbeat music]

Olivia talked to me.

Really?

She just blew right past
all of us.

Oh.

I guess she's
only mad at y'all. [chuckles]

Ooh, hello.

We are off, kids.

Whoo!

Whitney called me twice
today, and he goes,

call me, God damn it.

I was like, I'm busy.

Oh, Whitney.

What is he doing today?

I wonder what Whitney's
daily routine looks like.

It starts with anime.
[laughs]

It probably does.

Guys, big news, okay?

This is gonna
be my last hurrah

before I start having a baby.

Are you serious?

Start trying--yeah.

I thought that you were
adamant on, like, not--

not having a kid.

I was, but when you
meet a man that's so good

and they don't have children,
it's like,

why wouldn't I give him
a child?

Yeah.

Why didn't you
give Austen a child?

- [chuckles]
- 'Cause he is a child.

I couldn't take care of two.

I just got tested.

'Cause I'll be 33, so I
just needed to make sure--

Then did they see
how fertile you are?

Did you know each month
that you have your period,

you're losing eggs?
- Yeah.

Do you know that that's
how chickens lay eggs?

Yeah, because
I want chickens.

Austen, did you know that--

how did chicken--do you think
chickens [BLEEP] to have eggs?

- Yeah.
- No.

[laughter]
I just had--

- Don't they [BLEEP]?
- No.

You incubate those eggs?

And then the egg,
the embryo, you know, develops?

And then the egg cracks,
and out comes a little chicky.

If they [BLEEP],
then a baby chicken comes out.

But the eggs that you're eating
are not fertilized eggs.

They're a chicken's period
that they have every day.

Eww.
[chuckles]

It is.

If you wanna raise chicks,
then you need...

a cock in your henhouse.

And that is a fact.

Who else is getting pregnant?

Austen?
- Hopefully----ing nobody.

JT, you're being
awfully quiet.

JT is on the bus?

Yeah!

[chuckles]

How did your
night end up, JT?

Oh, it was good.

Where'd you go?

Oh, we played ping-pong and
then proceeded to basically

drink until 5:00 a.m.

5:00 a.m.?

Pretty much.

[chuckles]
Ooh!

Everybody retired
to their own rooms?

[sighs]
Yes.

You're sure about that?

[scoffs]
You mean, if you're asking

if I hooked up with Taylor,
the answer would be no.

Okay.

Shep likes to fish.

Once you throw the
proverbial fish off the line,

it's no longer your business
what room that fish sleeps in.

Taylor's a grown woman.

She can make her own choices.

How about you?

I went to, uh,
Craig and Austen's

until about 2:30, wandered
upstairs and then went to bed.

Everyone retired
to their own rooms?

Yeah. Yeah.

[phones chiming]

Uh-oh.

Page Six.

"Southern Charm stars"
Austen Kroll

and Taylor Ann Green hooked up.

I had it sent to me
by everyone besides

the two people
who were involved.

And I didn't really
leave my hotel room.

I feel so horrible
for Olivia.

That Band-Aid just keeps
going back on and ripping off,

going back on and ripping off.

And then she thinks
she has it on

and that wound is about
to heal, Page Six goes,

I'll take that.

Oh, man.

Taylor has almost gone
through everybody minus Craig.

And me.
[chuckles]

All right,
can we talk about it?

- Wait, what?
- The Page Six article.

Why?

Listen, we were just
wondering what you thought.

Yeah, I kind of, like,
want a nap, to be honest.

Well, I'm not a napper.

Oh, my gosh.

I feel like I'm finally
in a good place with Olivia.

And this article drops,
which doesn't really

tell us any new information.

Like, everyone already knows
exactly what

the article is gonna say.

Rose, who has also been buds
with Kroll for years,

is fine
with the whole situation

and defending Green,
which I do.

That's accurate.

It's just upsetting.

And somehow it's more real when
you read about something

even though
you already knew about it,

and you're trying to "heal,"
right?

And then it just
opens the wound.

In addition to Kroll,
Green hooked up with a friend

of Whitney Sudler-Smith.

Who's the friend
of Whitney Sudler-Smith

that she hooked up with?

Is that a lie?

Has anyone heard of that?

God, it makes me
sound like a pussy.

Maybe I am?
Is that what you said?

Yes.

I mean, what would
you have me do

if you were in my position,
just like, fire and brimstone,

like, "Never speak
to me again!"

I'm more worried about Taylor's
trajectory in life right now.

I wanna help her weather
the storm, I guess.

Yeah, but she set
the----ing rainfall up.

You can be mad at the storm,
but she set it up.

She set it up.

You don't need to protect her

to the ends of the earth anymore.

That's not your role anymore.

Let it go.

I think they had sex.

[tense music]

You're not the only one.

Yeah, the whole town
of Charleston

thinks they had sex.

It's continual,
disrespectful choices.

Not, like, that--there's
so many layers to it.

I think that
what's really hard

is that you both had trust
in an individual

that decided to betray you.

I know, and like, the other
day, I got a text from Taylor.

She's like, I wanna
come over and hang out.

And I was like, I don't think

that's a good idea, essentially.

And she goes, fine,
I'll just hang out with Austen.

I know.

It's----ed up.

She was still using Austen
to make you jealous?

She tried to do that.

That's immature.
That's just pure immaturity.

It's a character flaw.

It's complicated, isn't it?

It shouldn't be.

♪

Coming up.

- No, she's not!
- Yeah.

- Whoa!
- Whoo-hoo!

[upbeat music]

♪

Oh, man, this is
like a water park.

Welcome, welcome,
welcome, welcome, welcome.

- Thank you.
- How are you today?

Good.

I wanna welcome you all
to Jamaica, most of all,

to the world famous
Dunn's River Falls.

The length is 600 meters
above sea level.

While you're going up,
you watch your steps.

The dark brown rocks
are slippery.

If you stick close to me,
you'll be safe.

Okay.

And we have water shoes
for you guys.

We have them over here.
- Do I need them?

- Yes, sir.
- Definitely.

All right.

Oh, these are like
"Ninja Turtle" shoes.

- I'm a 10 1/2.
- I got 12.

Oh, my goodness.

I hope we get to keep these.
These are badass.

They're comfy.

- Y'all ready for fun?
- Yes.

- Let's get out of here.
- Yes, please.

This is so cool.

All right, this is badass.

We're going into
the Jamaican jungle.

That's so pretty.

[imitating bird hooting]

- Did he just whistle?
- Whoa.

- Yeah.
- [imitating bird hooting]

Wait, Andrew!

I need to know how to do that.

[imitating bird hooting]

- That's close.
- That's trash.

By the end of the day,
you know it.

[laughter]

Dude, this is cool as hell.

We're hiking up?

Yes, sir.

♪

Whoo!

Leg day.

Super excited.

[quirky music]

Whoo!

Whoo-hoo!

- [laughs]
- Whoo!

I think JT might be,

like, water repellent, or...
[chuckles]

[laughs]

Whoo!

I don't know
what's wrong with him

when it comes to water,

but JT's definitely
not amphibious.

I think we've come
to that conclusion.

[upbeat music]

♪

Hey, this is where they
filmed the scene in "Cocktail"

where the girl gets pregnant.

- Are you kidding?
- Remember?

Yes, I know exactly--

Elisabeth Shue
and Tom Cruise,

and he had sex with her
in the waterfall,

and she gets pregnant.

[laughs]

♪

- Whoo!
- Big Blue Hole, here we come.

Hi.
- Hey!

Hello.

Welcome to the
Island Gully Falls.

- Thank you very much.
- All right.

I'm ready to see your hole.

You're ready to see
the Blue Hole?

Yeah.

I'm gonna get you
some water shoes.

Perfect.

It's because the rock
is very sharp,

so we don't want you
to cut your feet.

- All right, let's do it.
- Yeah, all right.

All right.

There's nothing I hate
more than a water shoe.

I'll tell you that.

I'd rather, like,
step on a rusty nail

than wear these water shoes.

- That's for me.
- I hate this.

I can't do this part.

I can't.

They're horrible.

And the sound and the texture
and the water

in between my feet, gross!

Okay, guys,
this is it right here.

Do you go off of that?

- No.
- Oh.

We gonna jump off
the platform right here.

Yes!

That is, like,
12 feet from the water.

The water is, like,
28 to 30 feet deep.

- We flip off it?
- Yeah, man.

You can dive, flip, anything.
- There you go.

It's very deep.

Let's run and dive.

All right, dive, flip.

- So when we finish here...
- Hell, yeah.

We're gonna do
the rope swing down there.

Ooh, who's going first?

I don't like heights at all.

But then that's one of,
like, the great things

about trips like this.

Like, you have to get outside
your comfort zone.

And I'm trying
whatever I can to take

the focus off all
of this, like, betrayal

that we surround
ourselves with.

♪

It feels like freaking
"Tomb Raider"

jumping off of that
into that blue water.

But I'm over here about
to try to have another baby.

So I'm gonna have
the best time of my life.

♪

What is this?

- Rose fish? Okay.
- Yeah.

Thank you.

What did you guys get?

- Oh, my God.
- Here, we just got it.

It's good, though.

I feel like--

- No, she's not!
- Yeah.

- Whoa!
- Whoo-hoo!

Taylor, what are you doing?

I mean, it just tastes
kind of chalky.

It's, like, tough and chalky.

Yeah,
I'm an adventurous eater.

You know
Rocky Mountain oysters?

If you know, you know.
[laughs]

You guys, we came
out of there unscathed.

Yeah.

So you can grab your stuff,

and we're gonna head
to the beach.

Enjoy yourself
and relax in the water.

- Thanks, Andrew.
- Yeah, man.

all:
Yeah, man!

[imitating bird hooting]

♪

Ooh.

- Ooh!
- This water is so--

It's so good.

[indistinct chatter]

[laughs]

Hey, can you grab me a beer?

Want me to go
fetch you a beer?

All right.
- Just go find a beer!

Oh, my God.

Oh, how are you
feeling, brother?

I feel good.

You feel like
it's just a nice way

to rest before later tonight.

What about what
we heard Austen say

at dinner last night?

Oh, God, that was hard!

- Horny goat.
- Horny goat?

- Horny, the goat.
- Horny goat?

I thought he said that.

You are what you eat, Austen.

I am a horny goat.

I don't know
who else caught that,

but I'm not bad at math.

I can figure that equation
out pretty quickly.

- Ready?
- Yes, Venita.

- One, two.
- Hold on.

[cork pops]
- Whoo!

Why wouldn't you
let it fly in the sky?

Because I'm too scared,
I don't wanna hit anybody.

When your face is showing up
on a national thing

for being a douchebag,
you gotta make a change.

He's literally
the poster child

of [BLEEP] boys across America
right now.

And then meanwhile,
we're stuck in the Caribbean

with no girls.

Just you and I hanging out
in the giant sea.

But, uh, for once, I think
you have a chance with Taylor.

- You think I have a chance?
- Yeah, you know.

No, screw that.
We're winning right now.

- I'm not worried about that.
- I feel--I feel--

I feel good. I feel good.
I feel good. Okay.

I'm okay. I'm okay, right?
- Yeah.

♪

- That was fun today.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I'm getting
another beer.

Sorry, I'm--
literally, I'm so tired.

I'm sick and tired,
to be honest.

I'm sick and tired of--

of----ing bullsh--.

Well, part of the reason
is, like,

we were up really late
last night.

But, um, I wake up
this morning,

and there's sh-- out
on the Internet, like...

Mm-hmm.

And then Olivia's
pissed at me.

I'm like, is she
pissed because of that

or does she just hate my guts?

Like--and I'm just--

I'm tired of this being, like,

literally the topic
of conversation

for the past two months.

Yeah.

I mean, you know, Olivia
didn't say hey to me, either.

And it's just like,
I'm pretty sick and tired of,

uh, like, feeling like I did
things wrong at every turn.

I thought that it was,
like, over.

I thought--
- It is, Taylor.

I don't know
what she's mad at.

I don't know the conversation
that she had

with Craig last night.

I don't know if she's upset
with you and Madison

having a conversation.

I don't know if
she's upset about--

I have no idea.
- Actually, yeah. Craig. Craig.

We just wanna ask
what your convo was

with, like, Olivia last night?

What was, like, the tone of it?

[laughs]
I think she's terrified

to let you back in
and then find out

that it was more than one kiss.

Why don't you guys, together,

set the record straight in
front of, I mean, everybody?

It's been--it's
been talked about--

Why is everyone
talking about it?

Or you can just say, hey,
listen, shut the [BLEEP] up.

There's no point
for you to talk about it.

We kissed one time.

Get over it or don't.
- That's where I'm at.

That's literally what it is.

That is where I'm at.

You have said and what
we have been saying.

Like, there's nothing else
to do.

It makes me question if, like,

were we even friends
to begin with?

- Yes.
- Yeah, you were.

But, like, you don't treat
your friends that way.

You hooked up with her,
like, boyfriend.

I have had people
wrong me left and right.

But that doesn't make me--
- Yeah, but you can't, like--

but everyone
handles it differently.

I mean,
what's your goal, Taylor?

Like, you just wanna be
cordial and civil again.

I would love
to be friends again.

I don't think that's
gonna happen.

You have to either
pick Austen or Olivia

because you can't have both.

Like, okay, is that bad to say?

Sometimes you just have
to break up with people.

The only way to, like,
move it forward--

and don't get mad at me,
I'm just the messenger--

would be to "tell the truth."

Right?

And you guys are saying,
the truth is already out there.

Yeah.

That's why we're
at a standstill.

Because until you "tell
the truth" according to Olivia,

she's done with you guys.

[tense music]

Coming up.

How about a real apology

from you to this----ing table?

Stand up and be a----ing man!

[upbeat music]

♪

- Are you guys hungry?
- Yeah.

- Yeah, starving.
- Can I--Can I have a sip?

Hey, we're going to dinner
at Mrs. T's,

20 minutes from here.
Let's slam a beer and roll.

- Let's go.
- I don't have a lot of items.

All right.

Are we getting
dressed in the bus?

- Okay.
- Yeah.

All right, let's get
the hell out of here.

- All right.
- I've gotta pee, man.

Wait, wait, man.
How--how do we get back?

♪

We smell like the Blue Hole.

I know.

The fact that
we're going to dinner

straight from the cold plunge--

Yeah, where are we
going to dinner?

- Miss T's?
- Yeah.

So we found this
restaurant called Miss T's,

and the guys at the hotel
told us we should check it out.

And it just so happens
to be, like--

True, authentic.

Yeah, he said it's awesome.

I'm actually pumped about it.

But I think the other group
is on their way there, so.

Have you talked to anybody?

Yeah, actually, I will text
Shep to see where they're at.

I'm actually kind of excited
to hear about their day.

Like, I guess we would just
describe ours as, like,

climbing through a badass,
like, river,

up some rocks and water,
just beautiful views.

♪

Thank you, Wayne.

My hair is all over the place.
Is it all right?

Yeah, I mean, it goes
with everything else.

[laughter]

Oh, yay, this is cute.

Miss T.

It's authentic.

- This is really cute.
- Hello.

Welcome to Miss T's Kitchen.
How are you?

- Good.
- All right.

You can have this table right
in the middle, right there.

Yes, go ahead.

Well you're gonna sit here.

Right here.

Sit across from Taylor.
It'll cause some problems.

Yeah, that'll go down well.

Just be here.

- Ready for the drink?
- Yes.

- Okay.
- I'm gonna do red wine.

- Red wine?
- I'll have the chardonnay.

Well, I'll do some prosecco.

Sauvignon blanc.

Oh, and we're gonna order
some apps.

We'll do one of each of these.

Thank you.

- Craig.
- I'm a big apps guy.

Is this the place? Let's go.

Okay.

This place looks great.
- Yeah.

Oh, this is cute.

- What's going on?
- Nothing, I just...

Yeah, I did. Um...

Everyone else is, like,
checking on me

to be like, how are you, okay,

besides the two people
who are involved.

Hello.

Oh, wait, who's in
charge of seating tonight?

No one, dude.

You can sit
wherever you want.

Hi.
Finally joining the crew.

Hey. How was it? Good?

Yeah.

You went to the
Blue Hole, right?

Oh, we've had a lot
of hole jokes today.

[chuckles]

Where's Olivia?

[tense music]

Or is the internet saying
they've, like, had sex?

Like, I saw a couple
of things sent to me

and it just said hooked up.

I think, like,
the timeline of it also is--

like, one of the first
conversations Taylor and I had

was her saying that it happened
right after New York.

And the headlines, they're
saying it happened recently.

From Austen's house?

The more and more
I think about it,

just, like,
this entire situation,

the more I think about it,
the more angry I get

and the more
it doesn't make sense.

And I feel like an idiot.

We had a good time
in our group.

I hope you guys
had a good time.

I had a great time.
Yeah, today was fun.

We had a swim-up bar.

Yeah, we had a swim-up--

With no bartender
and no alcohol.

There was nothing at the bar.

Hanging with you is fun
because you never know

if you're talking sh--
to me or, like,

if you're being serious.

Day's not over.

How was y'all's day?

I'm just tired.

Yeah.

Try that.

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

And this too shall pass,
first and foremost.

Get ahead of it a little bit.

I don't understand
what you're saying.

The article?

- Well, yeah.
- Yeah.

Well, here's what
has to happen.

Just say, I----ed up,

but I really respect
and love you.

And I would love to
get back to a place

where we can be great friends.

That's all you need to say.

I've had that
conversation already.

Okay, well, Taylor,
say it again.

♪

Coming up.

Your girlfriend's
crying over here.

We're trying to fix sh--.

We? You're not a we, Craig.

You're a guy
that gets off scot-free

because your----ing girlfriend
lives in New York.

He's scot-free.
All he has to say--

Because I don't cheat
on my girlfriend, buddy!

[tense music]

Did y'all for real
miss us today?

She inspired my girlfriend
because my girlfriend

texted me, I was like, I want
Madison's tits on my body.

[laughs]

The famous Stamp and Go.

The smoked marlin salad.

- Thank you!
- Spicy.

- Thank you.
- Yum!

Okay, what is this?

It's a crab cake.

Oh, sh--, girl.

It's----ing delicious, dude.

Okay.

We're ready to order some main?

What's your
favorite food here?

The lobster, garlic lobster.

I will do the lobster.

Can I do the wings?

All right, no problem.

What it was,
the garlic lobster?

- Garlic lobster.
- Yeah, can I do that?

- For you?
- Garlic lobster.

The lobster.

That's her favorite.

The lobster
in the creamy curry sauce.

Okay, no problem.

Coming up.

I had a chat with Leva today.

I miss her.
How is she doing?

Good.

Her advice is to, like, lean
into whatever you had to say,

and I thought
that was interesting.

She said that?

- They're paying you.
- I mean, I just feel like--

They're paying her, and she's
taking me out to dinner,

and I'm feeling
guilty about it.

Hey wait.

You good?

Spin move?
- Come over here.

It's a good time.

I'm down.

I couldn't hear you.

I just--I mean, I like,
look at Leva, like,

an older sister.

She's, like, always, looking
out for my best interest,

and she seemed
to lead on that, like,

you know stuff
that I'm supposed to know.

I'm just curious
as to what that is.

I think what Leva
was saying is, like,

at the Day Chaser event,
Taylor got her wires crossed

and said it's--JT, like--

like, was it one sleepover?

Or she said, like,
it was multiple sleepovers.

That happens all the time.

So, like, the fact that I,
you know, retired myself,

that's not unnatural.

It's not like,
where is she going?

I just said--

I had actually
slept over there

when he and Olivia were still
dating or together.

So you guys were having
multiple sleepovers.

- And I was single.
- For me, it's not okay.

Guy code and girl code,
they might be different.

- They're the same.
- Are they identical?

I don't know
'cause I'm not a girl.

Like, yeah.

I think Olivia has
every right to be

as upset as she is about it.

At this point,
everyone's tired,

and everyone wants
the real answer,

not the fabricated answer,

and we're not getting anywhere.

I appreciate you
opening up about it.

[glasses clinking]

I'd like to say
it's been absolutely

stunning and beautiful here.

It's made me happy.

But, uh, thank you, Craig,
for making this happen.

And, um, we wish that
Paige was here, of course.

Of course.

And we hope that--

to hang out
with her more here soon.

Life is good.
Life is beautiful.

And I hope that you're
all having a good time.

So I just wanna say a cheers
to my friends.

Cheers.
- Cheers.

Hey, now, bud.

All right, cheers.

You just called me a friend.

Yeah.

Here we are, some whole fish.

Here you are.

Thank you.

Lobster with a steam.

Enjoy your meals.

Maybe we can hang tomorrow.

Yeah, I'm excited
for tomorrow.

Like, hotel or boat, whatever
it is, I think that'll be fun.

Did you talk to anybody,

friends or family
or anything or...?

Yeah, all the girls
in Charleston.

Like, I even had a friend
reach out from New York,

and she was like, the way
that I'm being treated

is, like, wild.

Taylor, but in the actuality,
we all have your back.

Yeah, except for one person.

No, I talked to her
about it all day.

She does wanna remain
friends with you.

She knows you.

You're gonna give it away.

She's saying that it's
about our friendship.

It's about me and Austen.

Olivia, do you think
you're gonna try to, like,

talk to Taylor tonight
or, like, squash it?

The fact that the articles
and stuff dropped today

and, like, I haven't heard
a single word from her.

I mean,
did y'all talk about it?

I mean, yes.

I think she just feels bad.

You don't know about him.

Taylor does feel bad.

He's the one that said, like,
I didn't do anything wrong.

She didn't say that.

Yeah, has he apologized to you?

Why haven't you
apologized to Olivia?

When the article dropped?

[stammering] I haven't had
a chance to talk to her.

But I mean,
I guess that I could.

He does, literally,
not know how to do that, like--

To do what? To apologize?

He doesn't know how
to apologize and like,

take ownership to anything.

I'm----ing, like,
exhausted by the whole thing,

to be honest.

'Cause you've
gone through it.

This whole thing's been
exhausting for you.

I actually feel bad
for all the things

you've gone through with this.

- I mean, kind of.
- You poor----ing thing.

Yeah,
it's----ing exhausting.

Like, the never-ending
- ing carousel.

So yes.
- What carousel is that?

For you to say it's like,
you're tired of talking

about something--

it's something that you have
been a part of causing?

I understand.

Don't do dumb sh-- if you
don't wanna be talked about.

Olivia, you are so up
and down and hot and cold.

It's like, one day, you're
like, I----ing hate you.

And then the next day,
you know, you're calling me.

That's because things
are coming out

about y'all up and down,
up and down.

Like, I don't have the truth
or consistency about anything,

and now I'm also
dealing with the fact

that you----ed
a friend of mine.

So it's like,
forgive me, my emotions

are a little up and down.

I couldn't have been
more honest with you

that that didn't happen,
over and over and over.

Are you kidding me?

That's the stand
you're gonna take?

It never changed?

With what happened
with me and Taylor?

Any history, yeah.
Are we on the same planet?

Wait.
Why does this bother you?

- Why does it bother me?
- Yes.

Are you kidding me?

I'm watching you toy
with her emotions.

I'm not trying to whatsoever.

That's a hollow apology.

How about a real apology
from you to this----ing table?

This has to----ing end.

JT, stop.

You are an insecure
little boy grown-up

in a man's suit.
- Stop, JT.

Just say sorry.

Stand up and be a----ing man!

JT, you need
to shut up right now.

Because I can't watch
this bullsh-- anymore!

♪

[tense music]

- This has to----ing end.
- JT, stop.

You are an insecure
little boy grown-up

in a man's suit.
- Stop, JT.

Just say sorry.

Stand up and be a----ing man!

'Cause I can't watch
this bullsh-- anymore!

Just say sorry.

Dude, none of this has
anything to do with you.

Okay, thank you, JT. Thank you.

I'm going to therapy.
I'm trying to change.

I'm trying to fix things.

But this is, like,
JT trying to insert himself

into my relationships,
and it's only gotten worse.

It's so bizarre.

Olivia, I'm sorry.

Ahh, thank you.

I feel so much better.
- See, I can't apologize.

I can sleep better at night.

Cause you're a lying
piece of sh--!

Which is why
I didn't even try to.

You are such a piece of sh--.

And the part is,
with you and Taylor,

you're a part of it,
I'm not surprised by it at all.

Oh, and I bet nobody
here----ing is.

You don't even acknowledge
that you did anything wrong.

I'm not sitting here
questioning why

you don't want to be with me.

I'm just saying, like,
stop saying some bullsh--

that you don't mean.

- I'm not saying any bullsh--.
- No bullsh--?

The other day, when you're
like, I still love you.

I loved you.
I do love you.

I know that you and I

are supposed to be
in each other's lives.

You're walking bullsh--.

[chuckles]
Okay, all right.

Well said, Olivia.

In the past, Austen would get
mad and spin out of control.

But I think now, he's like,
if it makes these people

feel better to yell at me,

then I'm going to let them
yell at me,

and I'm going to continue
to control things

that I can control.

He's learning.

Taylor, are you good?

Correct, correct.

And I had that convo with her.

She won't listen to me.

I will have a conversation.

I just can't--I can't today.

I cannot do--
I physically and emotionally

cannot do it today.

It's okay.

You know, I feel
like everybody's

picked Olivia's side.

Nobody wants to hear me out
except for Shep.

Ladies and gentlemen,
we are going back to the hotel.

It is not a short drive.

We are going back to the hotel.

Sit down.

My God.

Your girlfriend's
crying over here.

We're trying to fix sh--.
- We?

You're not a we, Craig.

You're a guy that
gets off scot-free

because your----ing girlfriend
lives in New York

and your relationship
isn't under a microscope.

Don't you understand that?

You know, we give Austen
a hard time

'cause he never
confides in us.

I don't think Craig
really confides, either.

He has no friction in his life
that we know about.

There might be some,
we don't know about it.

None of this
bothers me, buddy.

You just ruined everything.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Go out in the bus
where you're

more efficient out there.
- No, he wanted us--

he wanted me to stay.
Wait, wait.

Make up your mind.

You would be better
for all of us not here.

You don't like
what I have to say.

- I don't care what you say.
- Oh, trust me.

You're not gonna like
what I have to say.

Right. God.

Hey, man, it's long distance.

It's a relationship!

Oh-ho-ho!

You're a----ing drunk,
awful boyfriend!

He gets off scot-free
with his relationship.

He's scot-free.
All he does is--

'Cause I don't cheat
on my girlfriend, buddy.

Well, hey, maybe it's the
other way the [BLEEP] around.

That's how you get off
scot-free.

Let's talk about that.

Wow.

♪

What a----ing nut.