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Tonight,
the "Southern Charm"

season eight reunion begins.

Hey.

Got a lot of work to do
on this.

You want the red showing.

I mean, like, that looks sharp.

How about a Red Bull vodka?

Ha-ha. Nice try.

I'm a tequila girl,
anyways, Josh.

I'm wearing pink, obviously.

There's lots of
ex-girlfriends out there,

isn't there, this time?
- There are.

They're like really--
- There really are.

Shep tried to pull me aside.

He was like, "Can--can I talk
to you for a second?"

I was like,
"Actually, you can't."

I might
lose some friends today,

and that's OK with me.

I wouldn't want to be Shep.

He's turned out to be
just like Thomas, sadly.

I'm watching it unfold
before my eyes.

Hey, Shep.

You're gonna sit
right over here.

- Hey, Austen.
- Long time, no see.

- Kathryn, you're right here.
- All righty.

There's only three guys,
seven girls.

We are so outnumbered.

Last looks. Taking the looks.

Five, four, three, two.

I don't think anyone
is surprised to learn

Austen is boring in bed.
[laughter]

Something stuck me around
for three years.

[laughter]
- Oh!

The grape jelly meatballs.

I'm telling you.
It is good.

I liked them
at Friendsgiving.

Maybe you should stop
cooking for your men.

- My confidence had dwindled...
- Yeah.

'Cause I had been put on hold
for so many months.

It kind of seems like
a pattern for you.

Do you think
you're leading women on?

I feel like, Craig, you kind
of pulled away from everybody.

- Mr. New York, yeah.
- Look--

Did Craig get a little
full of himself?

You literally said to me,

"I'm the most popular person
on Bravo."

[dramatic music]

Y'all two hate each other,

but y'all are, like,
cracking up at each other.

And I was like,
what the [BLEEP]?

This is three years long.

You're five seconds in.

Do you want him?

You said sh-- about me

point blank.
- Like what?

- She doesn't do anything--
- Stop.

Because of what you did
to her friend.

Let me voice what I feel.

[BLEEP] you, Leva.

And [BLEEP] you, Venita,

because then I saw
what you said,

which is a bold----ing lie.

Are you guys friends
right now?

Are we?

♪

All right,
ready on the floor, Pat.

OK, should move on
minus three.

♪

The "Southern Charm" season
eight reunion starts now.

♪ Mm-hmm

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to the "Southern Charm"
season eight reunion.

I'm Andy Cohen,
joined by the Charleston crew

to break down
another wild season.

Hey, everybody.
- Hi.

- Hey, Andy.
- Hi, Andy.

- Craig, how you doing?
- Good, man.

Happy to be here.

Just so you know, you do not

actually have the authority
to kick anyone out tonight.

- [laughs] OK.
- OK?

- I will remember that.
- OK.

Venita, Olivia,
and Taylor,

welcome to your first reunion.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

The newbies
look like Barbies.

- I know.
- Yeah, we do.

Oh, it's true.

Olivia, who here gave you
the best advice for today?

Probably Leva and Kathryn.

They both told me to just
remain calm and be confident.

And be yourself
'cause you're amazing.

Hey, Naomie. How does it feel
to be back on the couch?

It feels good.
I'm happy to be here.

Hey, Kathryn.
I love that one never knows

what color hair
you'll show up with.

I know, but I'm back
to my natural hair color.

And I'm probably
gonna stay here.

- Very good.
- Yeah.

Hey, Shep.

How's Little Craig
enjoying married life?

Well, he split up
with Peaches,

I'm sorry to say.
- Oh, really?

Well, Peaches was
after Venita's dog.

Wow, much like Little Craig's
daddy, he split up.

- Yeah, maybe so.
- Yeah.

Hey, Madison.
You know, many say that

revelations from
last season's reunion

may have led to
Bennifer's marriage.

You flew to Miami to [BLEEP]
an ex-MLB player.

Is this someone that
you have DMed with?

He contacted me.
And yes, we DMed.

No comment.
- [laughs]

Hey, Austen.
Your hair looks great today.

You using any new products?
- [laughs]

You have to ask
my hair and makeup girl.

OK.
[laughter]

She has the formula, apparently.

OK.
Leva, great to see you.

- Good to see you.
- You look beautiful.

Thank you.

Well, this season,
many of you found that

the hardest part of
running with this crew

was running into your exes.

You know, nearly everyone
in this group

has shared one lover
or another.

Madison and Olivia have
both been with Austen.

Kathryn shares
some commonalities

with Naomie and Taylor.

Any others we don't know about?
- Oh.

I think Thomas and Olivia, right?

- Me?
- Yeah.

Me having sex with Thomas?
What?

Y'all, that was
so----ing random.

- Did you date Thomas?
- No.

He's, like, a family friend.

Sorry.
Where did that come from?

How about the guys?

Did you just pull that out
of your fake ass or what?

No, the ass is actually real,
but no.

Oh, you got to stay relevant.
We know.

- Yeah.
- That's how you do it.

You don't know
how I do anything.

Twitter user
Maria Holy Moley

ran a poll to find out
which Southern Charm male

would make the worst husband.

Who do you think
the people voted

would be the worst husband?

- Sorry, Shep.
- It's OK.

I'm here for it.
- I'm sorry.

Just bring it on.
Bring the waves.

I second that.

53% of pollers argued, Shep,

that you would make
the worst husband.

Maybe so.

But coming in
a very close second, Austen.

God, there's only
three of us, huh?

There's only three of us
to poll from.

Craig, you're the golden one.
[laughter]

Craig, this season
you revealed

that you're quite the sexter.

Did that start with Paige or
have you always been into it?

No, I've always liked that.

I think it's a good way
to feel your partner out

for what they're into without
having to do it face-to-face.

Sometimes I can be
a little shy.

Maybe I'm not as shy
over texting.

Were you on the receiving
end of sexts from Craig?

[laughter]

Wow. OK.

Madison and Craig,

you're both in long-distance
relationships.

Is it actually easier
to date someone

who doesn't live in Charleston?

I mean, it works.

This is my most successful relationship,

but, you know,
temptation exists everywhere.

You'll go fly somewhere
and find it.

You what?

You'll go fly somewhere
and find it.

- Right.
- Texas, anywhere.

Shep, were you tomcatting
around Texas?

We had a lot of fun.
We were--

- Don't. Don't you--
- No, no, no, you're right.

I was in a new city
and was having a good time.

Correct.

- And by the way, single man.
- Yes.

I don't see
any capital offense.

That's fine that
you're single, Shep.

It's the fact that we spent
two and a half years together.

You've allegedly slept
with over 300 women.

And we broke up.

And you told me that
you were not capable

of being in a committed relationship.

You don't want to be in
a committed relationship.

You need to figure
your sh-- out,

figure out what the next step
in your life is.

- Correct.
- So you're telling me A, B, C,

and all of your actions
were X, Y, Z.

So you went out.

You partied,
doing God knows what,

hooking up with women in Texas.

Do you even know her name?

So now you've wrapped me in
to this slew of whores

that you have----ed.

And now I'm just a number.

And that is what----ed me up
in the head.

I'm sorry you feel that way.
I'm really sorry.

Two and a half years, Shep.

Yeah, that's not a number.

That's actually a long number.

I was just the whore
that lasted the longest.

Shep, was--is--was Taylor
your longest relationship?

- Yes, yes.
- Yes?

I've ever been this serious
in my entire life.

He was searching for it
the entire relationship.

So now that he's--
- He was searching for what?

- Searching for other women.
- That's not true.

Looking for it here,
making out with people there,

texting people, whatever.
He was searching for it.

So now that he's single
at the age of 43,

he's using women to masturbate.

And you're tossing them
to the side, Shep.

That is messed up
to do to a woman.

You're hurting women,
and you're hurting yourself.

Why--what number
are you gaining?

A million? You want to get to
a million women?

What are you talking about?

I'm not using--
- Do you even know--

like, do you know anything
about me?

- I'm not using anybody.
- You were with me

for two and a half years.
Do you know anything about me?

I think I do.

Do you know
my favorite color?

What is it? My favorite movie?

Favorite animal? Anything?

You told me, you've told everybody

that you're not capable
of being a committed man,

a trustworthy human being.

I didn't try at all, huh?

2.5 years.

Didn't--didn't make
any efforts at all,

didn't do anything worth
a damn for you or with you.

Is that what you're saying?

Ask yourself that
question, Shep.

I already know the answer
to the question.

I'm curious for the group.

Raise your hand if you think

he really tried
in this relationship.

Leva, Madison.

Wow, some support
from Madison, Naomie.

OK.

Do you just want
to believe, Taylor,

or do you think you've closed
a blind eye to it?

Like, did you want to believe
that he would be better,

or do you think you ignored--

I knew that
he could be better.

I've seen the side of him
that is, like, so pure,

and raw, and real, and capable.

But you just choose
otherwise, Shep.

I don't get it.

Shep, do you know
her favorite color

and favorite animal?

- Green, I would guess.
- Nope.

- Animal is her new dog...
- Nope.

Penelope.

Color and dog?

I mean, what's
my favorite color and dog?

You told me it was purple.

- What? 'Cause I'm wearing it.
- It's a metaphor.

No, because we walked--
we went by a house,

and you're like, "Purple.
I love that purple house.

It's my favorite color."
- Well, what about animal?

I mean, what a silly,
trite conversation.

What's his favorite book?

Probably his own.

[laughter]

That's amazing.

OK, we're gonna take a break.
We'll be right back.

Coming up...

You have always had
this condescending,

mean girl thing with me.

That's your own trigger.

Let me voice what I feel.

I wonder who
the [BLEEP] he's texting.

"Hey, want to meet up tonight?
Want to [BLEEP]?"

Oh, my gosh.

All right, falling away.

Five, four, three.

This season, Kathryn
celebrated the big 3-0

with a big birthday blowout.

But unfortunately, when it
came to her relationships,

the party was soon over.

I feel like I've known you
your entire adult life.

- You sure have.
- When the show started,

you were how old?
- 21.

- Wow.
- And I am 31 now,

so a whole decade has gone by.

- How are the kids?
- They're amazing.

- How old?
- Seven and eight.

Any positive updates
you can share

about your custody battle?

Well, I can share that Kensie
opened a lemonade stand Sunday

and made $42.
- Nice.

And Saint read
his first book to me.

And that was really cool.
And he was so proud.

Has anyone in the group
spoken to Thomas lately?

I saw him at a bar downtown
a few months ago.

And he--he was--same old self.

I mean, you just can't help

but grin sometimes
when you see him.

He's just such a
larger-than-life guy, you know?

I don't think Kathryn grins
when she sees him.

- No, of course not.
- Yeah.

Kathryn, Chleb left Charleston
shortly after you broke up.

Where does he live now?

He lives in Miami.

- You two in touch at all?
- No.

You and Chleb shared
a lot of ups and downs

this season, starting at
your birthday party.

I'm excited to be here
celebrating Kathryn's birthday.

I'm glad you said that.

Just say something to her,
say what's up.

Just be positive towards her.

I know, but, like, wait.

So like, she invited me,
but we don't, like, chit chat.

I talked to Venita
for a little while,

and she seemed like
she wanted to talk to you.

- You're not loyal.
- Yo, you trippin'.

That's my conversation,
not your conversation to have.

Venita, did you have any idea
that Kathryn was upset

with Chleb for talking to you?
- No, I didn't.

I didn't know that he was--
she was upset

until I watched it back.

You know, I think what
I was processing that as

was, you know, he was suddenly
coming up and acting like,

oh, you know, she wants to
solve this problem now.

And you know, before that,
all he knew was me saying,

you know, I hadn't heard from anyone.

I hadn't heard from
Venita about--

yeah, I want to fix this,
you know?

So that came out of nowhere.

It was very fake.

So I was upset.

Well, Chleb wasn't
the only person who felt

the wrath of Kathryn
that night.

You----ing
petty little bitch.

- Oh.
- [mockingly] Oh!

Viewers had a lot to say
about that.

"Kathryn might have extended
an olive branch,

but then she whacked
Naomie with it."

So, Kathryn, what were
your expectations

of her that night?
- My expectations were that

I wouldn't walk into the room
and have her--

hear someone say to her,

"You should go talk
to Kathryn."

And then see her go,

"Oh, fine.
Let's get it over with."

Kathryn you were, like,
stomping around.

Yo, yo, yo.
Kathryn is doing the stomp.

Wait.
Where was I stomping around?

Literally tell me exactly
when I did that.

Like, I know, like, the face
that you make when you're mad.

Naomie, I came
out of the bathroom

straight to the table
to talk to you.

So that's an absolute
bullsh-- lie.

If you had invited her
to your party

and she overheard you saying,

"Ugh, let me get this
over with,"

would you have been pissed?
- Yeah.

I'm not sure I would
have reacted like that.

I reacted the way I reacted
because you said,

"You tried to ruin
a good person's family."

Do you know what the hell
you, Cameran,

all of y'all have done to me
for years on this show?

You said the sh---iest things
about me

that did, indeed,
get used in court against me.

I've never talked about
your custody battles.

Yes, you----ing did.

Like what?
I mean, I don't talk about you.

You have always had
this condescending, like,

mean girl thing with me,
you know?

And you make me feel like
all those girls growing up did,

that made me just feel like
less than.

That's your own trigger.
She doesn't do anything to you.

Stop. Did you just hear
what she said?

She's literally saying--

- Because of what you did.
- Stop, Leva. You literally--

let me voice what I feel.

Stop shutting me down.
I'm voicing what I feel.

- Go ahead, Kathryn.
- Thank you.

That's what we're here to do.

- OK, OK.
- OK.

Leva, do you think
Chleb was right about Kathryn

always being the problem
in the friend group?

I know for me personally, like,

I had put everything to bed,

and I tried to be
super gracious with Kathryn

and even had her back
multiple times.

But then, Kathryn
just flips the switch,

and she's like, "I hate Leva.
I hate everyone."

So it's like, at this point--
- When did I do that?

You went on
"Watch What Happens Live,"

and you were super rude.

Do the two of you think
Leva brought up

your respective issues
with Venita

in order to help you
foster that friendship,

or was she trying
to stir the pot?

She was trying
to be relevant.

Let me answer for both of us.

- That's when we were done.
- No.

- That's when we were done.
- Well, that--

Exactly, we were done.
Why would I talk to you?

Who would--what--

You were being rude to my--
stop yelling at me, dude.

You're in my ear.
We're very close.

OK, well, relax.
I mean--

You relax.
You're yelling at me.

OK, I want to get right
to a hot-button issue.

OK.

The grape jelly meatballs.

Now, we got a lot of feedback
about them.

OK.

"Chleb has to choke down
those dry-ass meatballs

"and deal with
Kathryn's foul attitude.

The worst dinner ever."

I am telling you. It is good.

When I watched it, too,

I was watching the meatballs
the whole time.

There was something happening, though.

Where did the recipe come from?

- My mom makes it on Christmas.
- Yeah.

It's one of those small-town
recipes made with chili sauce,

grape jelly, and ketchup.
- OK.

You all had this grape jelly
meatballs before?

- Shep liked it.
- I liked them, damn it.

I liked them at Friendsgiving.
I'll eat any meatball.

- OK.
- Yeah, they were good.

Did you ever make them
for Thomas?

Oh, no.

I made him salmon
with mayonnaise.

Maybe you should stop
cooking for your men.

Last year, fans questioned
the authenticity

of your relationship
with Chleb,

and that skepticism continued
this season.

@Lowlikewhoa tweeted,

"Kathryn's relationship
with Chleb looked staged,

"presumably to clean up
her image

after race-based
controversies."

Kathryn, how genuine
was your relationship?

Our relationship
was very genuine.

I mean, I definitely thought

I was in love with him,
you know?

Who here thought
they were the real deal?

You did, Venita?

- Yeah, I liked them together.
- Yeah.

Are you dating anyone
at the moment?

Um, I--I'm talking
to someone, yes,

but he doesn't live in Charleston.

- Are you on Raya?
- Ew, no.

Oh, no, listen to this.

I applied about three--

three or four years ago,

and I think I'm still on
the wait list.

Oh.

Shep, maybe you can
recommend her.

That's true.

We'll be right back.

Coming up...

I don't think anyone
is surprised to learn

Austen is boring in bed.
[laughter]

Something stuck me around
for three years.

[laughter]

Hey, guys.
Welcome to "Southern Charm,"

the trashy version.
- [laughs]

After a dramatic breakup,

Austen was ready to put
his energy into himself,

from building his business
to building his booty.

But while he claimed
to be moving on,

the past seemed to be
coming right along with him.

So let's start with the booty.
How's it going?

Just--just for you.

Do you think that--
- No, turn around.

- Yeah.
- Face the camera.

- Turn around.
- I'm turnin'.

- There we go.
- I don't think that

those pants are that flattering
for your ass...

- No, I don't, either.
- But I think it looks good.

Madison, has it changed?

- No.
- No?

He's always had, like,
a butt,

but it doesn't look bigger.
- It's bigger.

I mean, my butt
definitely is bigger.

By the way, Shep, what do
you--what is your butt like

in comparison to Austen's?
- I don't have a butt.

The flattest ass
in the world, Andy.

Pancake.

Do you want to
show everybody?

- Do we have to?
- Can we not? Like--

Yeah, it's like
I can't see it.

It's like air.
- Nonexistent, yeah.

Like, what is
even happening here?

Come on.

You two also compared dicks.

- Yeah.
- We did.

- Madison was there.
- Yes.

- I was there.
- Taylor was there.

- You did?
- Oh, yes.

- Y'all are disgusting.
- And I saw your dick.

I can't believe
I forgot about that.

You're like,
"It looks like Austen's."

[laughter]

They look a lot alike, apparently.

- Is that true?
- So was it via text?

I don't know how--
how did this happen?

Like, were you standing
in front of them

and just put the pants down?

We were standing in front
of each other in my kitchen.

And you just put
your pants down?

Austen thinks it's normal now
and he gets mad at me

when I won't show him my dick.

Why do you want to see
Craig's dick?

It's weird.
I've known you for too long,

and I haven't seen your dick.
[laughter]

Maybe I am in love with Craig.

Andy, will you help us
explore our love?

Yes, I would love
to facilitate that.

I mean, I will say, I'm gay,
and my friends and I don't--

Have you seen Anderson's--

have you seen Anderson's penis?
- No.

Tells a lot about a person
when you see their dick,

you know?
In my opinion.

- No comment.
- "No comment."

So, Austen,
you told Kathryn that

you're no Christian Gray
in the bedroom.

There's hot wax.

It's, like, erotic. It is.

You might be kinky
if you like that.

I'm not kinky.

I don't want to be, like,

you know, hit
with, like, an object.

Like a paddle, you know?
I don't want that.

And viewers seem to agree.

"I don't think anyone
is surprised to learn

Austen is boring in bed."
- Oh, jeez.

"And I bet he makes you
do all the work."

Listen, something stuck me
around for three years.

[laughter]
- I was gonna say.

You two had
a very fiery relationship.

So sorry, Olivia.

I don't know
what's going on with you.

No, listen. I'm glad
you said something nice.

Mark the time and date.

We literally fought
for a reason,

and that was to make up.

There you go.

So your parents have always
been your biggest supporters.

Yeah.

Are they settled into
their new home?

They are settled
into their new home.

Do you like
having them closer?

It's more of a guilt trip
when I don't come out,

you know, for Sunday night
dinners, but yeah, it's nice.

Virginia from Tarpon Springs says,

"Watching Austen help
his parents pack up

his late sister's belongings
is the sweetest thing."

- Aw.
- Aw. Look at that.

Aw.
- What happened?

Look at what it is. Teddy.

- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

Oh.

I washed it a few times.
I washed him a few times.

- Kyle never let this thing go.
- No.

- OK, I don't even want to--
- Yeah, we gotta leave that.

How difficult was it
to relive that?

I have to imagine
it was really hard.

I mean, when I was doing it,

right, it was, like, emotional
with my parents, of course.

It's, like, emotional now
to talk about it because

it, like, broke me down.

But it was beautiful because of

where our family has come
since, you know, all that

and, you know--
- That was how many years ago?

Gosh, her birthday
was September 4th,

and she would have been--
I'm 35,

so she would have been,
you know, 38 on September 4th.

And she was how old
when she passed?

Ten.
I was seven.

And--

So--so her belongings
were still all there.

I mean, just when
you've lived in a house,

you know, for 26 years
and then, like,

you know, they're pulling out
all this stuff,

I mean, you know, memories.

And my mom just went down
memory lane full-on,

and then just, like,
one of the last boxes

that, you know, we packed up
was, like, my sister's stuff.

And--oh, boy.

That's what the pocket square
is for, Austen.

I told you.

And--and, like, to see
that teddy bear--

just, like, mangled, you know,
teddy that we've had forever--

The saddest thing
in the world.

[breathing heavily]

Yeah, we're good.

Austen was just talking
about his sister.

And you know, my sister's
not doing well, so it's just--

[crying]

It was just a family
moment of, like,

you know, I love you guys.

I mean, I wish that
Katie would have been there

because she's really the one

who, like, kind of saved
our family and--

How did she save your family?

Because I was an only child
when they had Katie.

Like, we finally--
we became whole again.

I mean, we were broken
until Katie was born,

and then it was like
new purpose for my family.

And everyone loves her.
You know, she's funny as hell.

Look, look,
that's a zester right there.

I mean, it's a cheese grater.

This is not a zester
but it'll work, right?

Got you, sis.

That's a lot of zest in there, Katie.

It's the zest of one orange.
That's what it calls for.

♪ We gonna get people drunk

She's, you know,
wonderful, so--

Why do you think
Taylor got so broken up, Shep?

- Uh--
- Her sister, man. Her sister.

Yeah, her sister's sick
at the moment.

And she loves Austen
a whole lot, Taylor does, so--

She takes on
my, like, emotions.

You know, she's an empath,
for sure.

[soft emotional music]

♪

We're gonna break.

♪

Coming up...

Given your history with Sierra,

you knew it was a crappy move

to spend the night with her.
Why'd you do it?

Paige and Craig were like,
"Well, she's at my house."

And I was like,
I need to talk her.

"Nekkid?"

- You OK?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Taylor, why did you leave?

My sister is going through cancer.

So losing a sister,

I cannot imagine.

And like, going through that

and, like, having to talk
about it, it's hard.

It's hard.

So, yeah, I respect you so much
for being able

to be strong
and talk about that.

- Um...
- That's sweet, Taylor.

- OK, um--
- Thank you. I love you.

You know, friendships
have always been

the bedrock of this group.

But, Austen, it seemed like
you and Shep were estranged

from Craig at the beginning
of the season.

What was going on?

It just felt like--
like Craig was saying

that it was things
that we were doing wrong.

And we definitely felt that
it was things that

Craig was doing wrong.

And it was one of those things
where, like,

we just hadn't sat and talked,
I suppose.

I feel like Craig,
you kind of pulled away

from everybody, though.

- I haven't seen you since May.
- You're an asshole,

so I stopped hanging out
with you.

No, I'm not.

It wasn't healthy for me
to hang out with you.

- That's not true, man.
- On my part.

Did Craig get a little
full of himself?

You literally said to me,

"Do you want to go to war
with me?

I'm the most popular person
on Bravo."

You literally said those words.
- Where's that?

You said it right
in front of Paige to me.

OK.
We're gonna come back to this.

Well, this season's
newest Southern Charmer

is blonde, beautiful, bold,

and proof that
Austen sure has a type.

Welcome, Olivia.

What's been the best part
of this experience?

I would say, I mean,
the friendships I've made,

and my drinking tolerance
has certainly gone up.

I bet. Wow.
That's--that's a plus.

What's been the worst part?

- Exes.
- [chuckles]

@AriPats tweeted, "Are we
just gonna skip over the fact

that Austen's new girl
is literally a Madison clone?"

- [laughs]
- Olivia, is that a compliment?

I've always thought
Madison was beautiful.

And I take it as a compliment.

And I would tell you that.
You're just mean as hell.

Madison, you made
a comment to E! Online

calling Olivia
"trust-fund trash and homely."

[scoffs] God.

And homeless.
[laughs]

Well, I mean,
it's like "MTV Cribs"

but with your parents' house.

You want to say what
about Madison

calling you those names?

I mean,
I was just taken aback.

I didn't think we knew
each other enough to have beef.

And then you went on
just, like, this shade tour.

And I didn't think
it was necessary.

- OK. Sorry.
- Do you?

I don't need an apology.
I'm just curious at this point.

I gotta share a couch with you.
- Yeah, you do.

Austen, you said
Olivia was wifey material,

then you turned around
and told her

you wanted to take things slow.
- Yeah.

I just want to, like, take--

Take it slow?

Is that what you were about
to say?

Yes.
I can't expect you, by the way,

to, like, not go on dates,

like, 'cause I'm moving at,
like, a snail's pace.

Who is that?

It's Olivia's date.

Clearly, seeing Olivia
with a date

made you regret your decision
to take things slow, though.

Well, I knew that
it was a risk that

I was gonna run, obviously.
Like, you tell someone to

go and date, and then they do.
What are you supposed to do?

Like, you kind of
just got to eat it.

Not go home with
your ex-girlfriend

and sleep with her
to get back at her?

Well, that was never
the intention.

That was never the intention.
- OK. Just--OK.

- Our girl's in town.
- Sierra?

Given your history
with Sierra,

you knew it was a crappy move

to spend the night with her.
Why'd you do it?

Well, the initial thing was
to go and to speak to her

because we hadn't spoken.

I know that
that wasn't for revenge.

That just happened.
- No, that's not what happened.

He literally says,
"If she hadn't have done that,

I wouldn't have
gone out with--"

- Right, right.
- You said that to me.

No, no, well, let me see
if I can actually say this

and it make sense.
Probably not.

- Let me know.
- If you hadn't brought a date,

he wouldn't have gone home
with Sierra,

but he didn't go home with
Sierra to, like, hurt you.

He just did it because
you had a date.

You had a date, so I was
like, OK, she's not there.

And that is
what the issue is.

And then--and then Paige--

and Paige and Craig were like,
"Well, she's at my house."

And I was like,
I need to talk to her,

like, because we hadn't
talked in ages.

"Nekkid?"

- And we smoothed things over.
- Ooh!

- OK.
- Damn.

- Not at my house.
- No, no.

- "Not in my house."
- "Nekkid!" Oh, sh--.

You are rationalizing.
You are rationalizing.

- Ding.
- "Nekkid" talks.

Taylor, you see Austen
as a good guy.

Do you defend him in this?

I think that he should have
gone right over to Olivia

and swept her off her feet.

Smacked Zack, or Jack,
or whatever his name is.

Say, "Get out of here.
This is my woman."

But my thing is this.
Riddle me this.

Are y'all in a relationship,
or are you not?

I just--I don't know.
It's like snail speed.

You guys are--I don't know.

We are not in
a relationship--

to answer that question.
- Do what? I'm sorry.

We're not in a relationship.

Austen, you seem sad.

I mean, you know,
look at all this,

like, you know,
turmoil up here.

I mean, we both talked
and were like,

I don't want to ever, you know,

lose you in the capacity
that we've seen, like,

our friends or in the way
that, like, you know,

me and Madison just--you know,
we don't speak, we don't this.

She was like, that would
break my heart. And it's true.

And you can call me,
like, a coward

or any other, you know,
frickin' adjective

that you want to for not,
you know, taking that leap.

But like, that sh--,
you know, terrifies me.

It scares me.

So it was romantic
for a time?

- Yeah, absolutely.
- Yeah, we definitely--

especially when
we were done filming,

we got to take advantage
of that time of just having fun

and not putting so much
pressure on the label.

But I think if you stay in
that arena too long

of just having fun

or the gray area,
if you want to call it,

then, like, nothing's built
in the gray area.

And after a while,
it just kind of

chips away at your confidence.

And after so many months...
- Yeah.

You start dipping into
that territory of,

"Well, what are we? And why are
we still in that gray area?"

But like, I was ready to be
in the relationship.

It was him that, like,
couldn't figure it out.

You think Olivia and Austen
will wind up together?

I think when he's done with
his redemption tour

and he doesn't need someone
on this side of the couch

to take up for him, no.

- "Redemption tour."
- Is he on a redemption tour?

Yeah. I mean, let's--
let's look at all the exes.

I mean, I think they've
all said he's a lap dog.

But she's sitting here

calling him a Range Rover,
but, you know.

That's just because I'm not
a mean person, and I like him.

And even if
I wasn't dating him,

I'd still say nice things
about him

'cause I don't want to
break people down like you do.

And it's mean.
- OK, well, look.

When you're three years in, sis,

you can talk about it.

OK.

- Well--
- Is that offensive?

I don't know what you
just said, and I don't care.

Oh, my God.

After one round
of questioning,

everyone's ready for a drink.

All right,
let's take a break.

Coming up...

[BLEEP] you, Leva.

And [BLEEP] you, Venita.

Are you guys friends
right now?

Are we?

[cheerful music]

♪

Do you have mascara on?

No.

Did you tint your eyelashes?

Yeah, like, two weeks ago.

I love you.
[both chuckle]

Look forward at me, guys.
Here we go.

Tits up.
I don't got no tits to put up.

Three, two.

We're back with the gang
from "Southern Charm."

Madison, I got a lot of
messages about Brett.

Pauline Garon says,
"Hubba, hubba, girl."

@Misty1313 said,
"He was worth the wait."

Was your proposal everything
that you dreamed it to be?

It was shocking, actually,

because he asked Hudson
permission to marry me.

And Hudson said as long
as he was a part of it, so--

- So sweet.
- Yeah.

That had to factor in
to why you said yes to him.

I mean, no question.

Are you talking babies
with him?

In the future, for sure, yes.

Kathryn, Madison told you

Brett wouldn't have sex with
her a month before the wedding.

Could you ever date a Mormon?

I do love the way
Salt Lake City looks.

[laughter]

We can be neighbors.

Is chastity a Mormon thing?

No, honestly,
it's just a little joke,

like, that we have.

I mean, obviously,

there's a lot of
sexual chemistry there.

So I mean, there--
we are very active.

Let's just put it that way.

@SamScottShow tweeted,

"I'd pay money for their sex
tape" with four dollar signs.

Honestly, I've thought
about selling it

because it's really
- ing good.

- Really?
- Yes.

It's probably the best
I've ever made.

Really? Did you and Austen
make sex tapes?

No. No.

Is making a sex tape

condoned by the Church of
Latter Day Saints?

Listen, I have a future
mother-in-law that I need to--

Well, I mean, you just said
it was the best tape ever.

I know. I know. I know.
I already--

- What are you talking about?
- I've already digged--

You're making
the rules as we go along.

I don't know
where the line is here.

So he was raised Mormon.

It's not that
he's a practicing Mormon,

so it's--you know?

Brian from
North Carolina said,

"Not a question, but a theory.

I think Austen and Madison
were still hooking up

"close to the engagement announcement.

"And that's why he went from
friends to distant with her

in the span of
an episode or two."

- False.
- False.

I have something to pick
a bone with you about.

Earlier, I was like, hi, and
then you immediately like--

Why do you care if
you and I are cool or not?

No, I was just wondering
why you couldn't say hello.

'Cause there's no reason
for us to talk.

Why do you think
they can't let it go?

I think she kind of gets
a kick out of bugging him.

And he just gets bugged.

And so I think from
her perspective, she's like,

"Why were we friends
and now we're not friends?"

Well, the thing was,

you were my friend,
I thought, right?

- I mean, we were--we were...
- At your party.

Like, trying to be cordial.

Until I got engaged,
and then you iced me out.

If we were friends,
then why wouldn't you

just be like, "Hey, by the way,

so you don't get,
you know, blindsided."

You felt blindsided by
her engagement announcement?

I mean, it was certainly,
you know, quick.

So if you're cordial
and friendly,

why does that mean she needs
to loop you in

that she's announcing
her engagement?

I just thought that

if you're saying that
we were friends, then--

I mean, it's not like
we were talking daily.

Friendly and friends--
cordial and friendly

is different than, like,
"I need to loop you in."

And kind of had something
going with for years--

Naomie, do you think that
Madison should have given him

a heads up about
her engagement?

No, I don't think it would
have been appropriate

for her to, towards her fiancé.

I think that would be
very weird

if the first person you text
is your ex-boyfriend.

Right. Like, why is she
telling me she's engaged?

- Right.
- OK, look.

That's not the end all, be all.

It was just, like,
dig after dig.

"Did any ex say
congratulations yet?"

Well, the ex that
means the most to me

is obviously my son's father.

That is the only person,
as far as an ex goes,

that meant anything to me.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

Who here thought that was
a dig at Austen?

- I mean, it was a little bit.
- I thought it was, but--

No, it really was--
it was just--

Well, I see why
you would take--

I could see both sides.

You also showed off
your new rock

at the joint birthday party
you and Venita thew.

Oh, I love it.

- Isn't it gorgeous?
- God.

Classic, beautiful.

I feel like this is the vibe
for your wedding shower, too.

Yeah.

Maybe that's what this is.
No, I'm kidding.

Venita, did you think
that Madison inviting

Olivia and Kathryn
was sabotage?

No, but I would have
preferred her to tell me

that she was inviting them.

Are you guys friends
right now?

Um...

- Are we?
- No.

- No?
- Oh, interesting.

Yeah, I picked up on that
a little earlier.

- Yeah, I picked up on that.
- Really?

- Yeah.
- Not by my choosing.

So--so you didn't go to
her bachelorette party?

Did Madison snatch
that phone out of your hand,

or did you give it to her?
- Yeah, Venita,

did I snatch
the phone out of your hand?

I texted Venita that Madison
was, like, acting ridiculous.

The exact words were "dumb."

And Madison somehow saw that
on Venita's phone,

and, like, it got bigger.

After the party,
Madison and I get in the car,

trying to figure out music.
I hand Madison my phone,

and she sees the text from Leva
come through.

And Leva is talking sh--
about Madison in the text.

You had the phone in your hand.

Did I snatch it
out of your hand, though?

Unless I'm----ing you,

I am not snatching any phone
out of anyone's hand.

- OK.
- You know that.

Please look at me in my face
and tell me.

- OK.
- It did not happen.

You took it, but OK.

"I took it?"
Give me a----ing break.

Literally, you took the phone,
you went like this,

and you said,
this is what you said.

And then that's when
I was like, [BLEEP] you, Leva.

And [BLEEP] you, Venita,
because then I saw

what you said at
the "girls' night."

And you pretty much just
threw me under the bus.

How did I throw you
under the bus?

And the one thing
I did tell you

is the place you don't ever
want to----ing be

is on the bad side.
- But tell me how

I threw you under the bus.
- And that's period.

Everybody here can attest,

you don't want to be
on her bad side.

You said,
"Madison is like this.

This is what she does."
And you know what?

You acted like a----ing brat
for your birthday "party."

It's my birthday.
I had the right.

That I threw,
that you did not once

say thank you, did you?

You did not help me clean up
the next day or anything

'cause you're better than.

I sent people to help
clean up the next day.

Oh, well, guess who
the people were?

Me.

- OK.
- Anyways.

I like it that
you sent people.

She didn't send----ing
people. Give me a break.

- OK, we're gonna--
- I dropped those boxes off.

We're gonna
come back to this.

We'll be right back.

Take a pee break, maybe.

"You suck."

And you're like,
is there a question there,

or is it just a statement,
you know?

It's like--it's like--
- Yeah, your dry-ass meatballs.

Yeah, yeah,
that was----ing hilarious,

by the way.
- Yeah.

Coming up...

- Do you want him?
- No, I don't.

I think that's very obvious.

Stop talking to me.

Right this way.

My--

Oh, God. You loved it.

- How are you?
- You look beautiful.

- I had my little breakdown.
- You're doing great.

When we were walking out,
I was like,

"Let's go hang with
our ex-girlfriends, guys."

[laughter]

- Hello.
- Hi.

You look lovely.

You know,
we just took a break.

And, Olivia, you were
very upset back there.

I think I'm always expecting
him to, like, I don't know.

Just--I don't even know
how to like--

I can't even explain it.

I don't know why
I'm getting so upset.

Yeah, I mean--

yeah, it would have been nice
if he had my back.

What was going through
your mind?

I think I'm just--

I don't know.
It's just all very confusing.

I don't like that
I'm having to explain

that you and I are
just friends.

Y'all two hate each other,
but y'all are, like,

cracking up at each other.

And I'm sitting here
looking like I'm trying to--

I don't know.
It's just a lot. It's weird.

It's like a different universe.

Like,
there's a lot of love here.

And I think, in Olivia's mind,
if she could today say,

"I want to have a relationship
with Austen 100%,"

she would be 100%.

But you guys are
so, like, wishy-washy.

- Would you?
- Well, no.

But it's like
when you came to me

and you wanted to be 100%...
- Yeah.

And I was at the place
where I was just mentally,

like,----ed because things
with you are so complicated

and I think
you can agree with that.

I told you like, I--I don't
see it with us right now.

I guess I imagined that
we would get there.

And it's like,
you were just like,

"OK, then yeah,
we'll be friends."

Oh, I didn't think that
that's how it went.

I just wish
you could own the--

I think that what
she's trying to say is that

she didn't want you to
actually full-on agree with

the fact that she wanted
to try to be your friend.

She wanted you to fight,
and you didn't fight for her.

- Mm.
- That's what it sounds like.

Every girl wants you
to fight. Like, fight for it.

And every girl wants
to feel 100% wanted.

It kind of seems like
a pattern for you.

It seems a little reminiscent
of Sierra.

Do you think
you're leading women on...

- Thank you, Andy.
- By not committing.

I was waiting for
Leva to chime in.

- He will never commit.
- That's not true, actually.

- It is, actually, true.
- That's, actually, not true.

- It's just like when Austen--
- Olivia, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to just,
like, chalk it up to

just like, that's all that
you are to me is a friend.

I feel that way still
where when I sat you down

and I was like, "I know I've
dragged my feet for too long.

"But I think that you and I
could be great together.

And I really do
want to show you,"

you did say no.
And I was like, OK.

So if you rejected him
in that moment

when he tried to step up
and say, "Let's do this."

- Mm-hmm.
- Why the tears today?

I was, like, really patient
with him all these months

while he was trying to
figure out what he wanted.

And the one time I needed him

to be patient with me,
he wasn't.

It was just like, "OK, well,
I tried, and that's that."

Olivia spent a lot of time
with Austen

and, like, has invested
a lot of her time.

And Austen spends time talking
negatively about Madison.

It's his ex,
you know, whatever.

And so--I mean, it's true,
you know?

And so then it's probably
really off-putting for Olivia

to see you guys, like, laughing
at each other's jokes and stuff

because it's like, "Wait, what?

This is not at all
what I've been hearing."

Sure. I understand.

But I'm just like,
"what the [BLEEP] is going on?"

Y'all hate each other.
- I understand that.

And y'all talk
such trash about each other.

And I'm sitting here
defending you.

This is three years' long.
You're five seconds in.

What does that have
to do with anything?

- Listen, listen, I--
- A lot, actually.

- Do you want him?
- No, I don't.

I think that's very obvious.

Stop talking to me.
- Don't be insecure.

He's all yours.

- What?
- I was talking to her, but--

Get it all out.
Make those headlines.

I understand the frustration.

So if he asked you to commit
right now, tonight,

you wouldn't do it?
- No, this is--

- OK.
- Yeah, no.

Are you still
sleeping together?

No, I mean, it's been like--

it used to be regularly.

It's probably been
a few weeks now.

Will you sleep together
tonight?

No.

Did you sleep together
last night?

- No.
- [laughs]

What are you
laughing at, Madison?

I feel like,
honestly, Austen,

I do not ever
want to defend you.

But like, you can do, like,
nothing right at this point.

That's not true, though.

Well, like, 'cause y'all are
ganging up on him.

No one's ganging up on him.

You're, like, bringing it up.
I'm just talking about it.

OK, listen.

We're literally
just talking about it.

Let it go. He's clearly--
he's not committed.

This is too----ing
funny right now.

I'm, like, let it go.

And I don't think--
I think--look,

this is a tough thing to say,
but that's why we're here.

I think if it was meant to be,

you guys wouldn't have waited
so long to commit,

Exactly.

It seems like you hurt
people because you're...

- And I'm not meaning to and--
- A pussy.

- And I know that, that you--
- [laughs]

What did you say?

- He just called you a pussy.
- Sorry. I'm sorry.

Shep, do you have
any advice for Austen?

I mean, I--
I--I agree with Craig.

It's a little bit of a
when you drag your feet,

it says something, you know?

And I--I really do think...
- [laughs]

Olivia is a little more of
a homebody than--than Austen.

I've always said that.

I've always thought that
that might be a preventative.

But I don't think that
that matters.

That doesn't matter.

I'm sorry.
Taylor and I have been like,

"Olivia, let's go to Mex One."

And I respect
the hell out of you.

She sneaks away.
- All right, guys,

I go home and I hang out
with my parents and go to bed.

Like, give me a break.

That's a good quality to have
at the age of 30.

That's fine.
I like to sneak away, too.

- That's fine. That's fine.
- Go home. Go to bed.

- OK.
- You're 30 years old.

Well, I'm telling you about
a social animal who's friends

with a social animal.
I'm just telling you.

I'm calling it like I see it.
- I think that's why you guys

date girls that are
a lot younger, you know.

Maybe so.
Maybe that's something. Maybe.

All right, well,

I guess I figured out
why you were in tears now.

Guess so.

OK, we'll leave it there.

Next week, the "Southern
Charm" reunion continues.

Craig, you just
ripped your pants?

- A little bit.
- Why don't you wear underwear?

[laughter]

How many times did you have
to sneak out of Pat's house

before breakfast?

[laughter]

You just don't hook up
with people's exes, though.

You said that
he was breaking bro code.

- It is and I think it's weird.
- Is it?

Maybe you're still in love
with her.

[dramatic music]

One, two, three,
four, five women then

and you said I did something
that I didn't do.

How did I talk sh--
about you?

Oh, my God, Venita, are you
watching the same show?

♪

Leva made the party
about herself.

Whoa. You went 0 to 100.

I didn't make you
come to my party.

♪

You----ed
another person, Shep.

Why do you care if it's over?

Because I----ing love him.