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Previously
on "Southern Charm"...

I'm just gonna leave, okay?

- Yeah, you should.
- All right.

As Kat and Chleb decided
to separate for good again,

the rest of us got together
for a weekend away.

- We're here.
- Ooh.

- Wow.
- Oh, my gosh. Wow.

- Hello.
- Ah, Whitney.

Whitney!

This is
a Frank Lloyd Wright house.

- Wow.
- Ooh.

♪ He's got money

♪ He's in magazines

And although the day started
off on the right track...

Whoo!

It wasn't long before things
started to go off the rails.

- Yeah, hold him up.
- Pull back, pull back.

Or should I say "trails."

- You call that a hair brush.
- Yay!

♪ The kids go loco

When Austen saw that
you were there with Dave,

he called Ciara,
and they hung out.

Wait.

So, you know,
you don't give a sh--,

like, who
she's hooking up with.

No.

What the [BLEEP]?

Is Craig gonna take this,
like, personal

or is this gonna be a thing?
- It happened.

Like, I'm not gonna try
to hide it

and try lie
to everyone about it.

But, you know, it's none
of his----ing business.

We don't need
to explain ourselves.

[BLEEP] you, Whitney.

And by the time we all met
up for dinner and drinks...

- Here we are.
- Okay.

Even a bonfire couldn't
thaw the chill.

We didn't realize how
sensitive he was, basically.

- We know how sensitive--
- We didn't.

- And you've given it back.
- Did you hear what Shep said?

That's what you--
- Yeah.

It's putting it on me.
Guys, that's a dig.

- That's not a dig.
- Yes, it is.

You can't play
the victim, Craig.

Sounds like a lot
of jealousy and deflection.

Jealousy.
That's--I mean--

Whoa.
[laughter]

Jealous of Craig.

What a----ing
laughable concept.

♪ Ba, ba, doo

Mm-hmm.

♪

[indistinct chatter]

[bell rings]

Is that the dinner bell?

Yeah, damn.
Can we go eat?

Ding, ding, ding.
- I think I heard it. Yeah.

[laughs]

Guys, we're adjourning
for dinner.

- What a joy.
- Hey--

I didn't do anything.

I did nothing.
- Okay, who cares?

- I wouldn't change a thing.
- Just apologize anyways.

Say the same--every
single word I say...

- Who cares?
- Once again.

I don't know what to say,
but wow.

Look at that table
over there.

- Are there name tags or no?
- There's placement.

- What does that mean?
- You're there.

- Where are you?
- Oh, take a wild guess.

Who wants to switch with me?

Does anyone want a new seat?
Just kidding.

Does anyone want
to switch with me?

I'm hella uncomfortable.

Here I am dealing with, like,

the bullsh--
of him and Madison,

and now him and Ciara
hung out.

Define hanging out.

This is really beautiful.
Let's all stop fighting.

Yes.

Hey, get the scowl
off your face.

He'll never
get a pass from me.

Like, that's the thing.
- Craig, sit your ass down.

- [groans]
- Shut the [BLEEP] up.

Okay, we're gonna sit down
and have some good wine,

some amazing soul food.

We have some friends here
that make the best soul food

that you will ever have
in your----ing life.

Guys, we cannot wait
to taste your food.

Yeah.

Like, I had some brisket
in the kitchen--

- ing incredible.
- Thank you, guys.

- Thank you.
- Nigel, thank you, man.

Thanks, man.
- No problem.

Thank you, guys.
Okay, bring it all out.

We'll let God work it out.

-----ing bring it all out.
- [laughs]

- Okay?
- Thank you for having us.

- Craig, we don't hate you.
- Cheers.

- Thanks.
- Cheers to positive vibes.

Don't look surly.
I love you, baby.

- Thank God. Thank God.
- Come here. Thank you.

Let's eat.
- Let's eat.

We have the slaw
and tomato salad, right?

Mmm, so good.

- Oh, please. Yep. Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

I hate cucumbers.
No, thank you.

And I don't like
yellow mustard either.

[groans]

Can we just, like,
stop having this fight?

Can we just stop?

I just want to,
like, have fun tonight.

Like, I just don't want
to do this.

Let's just eat, drink,
and be merry.

"Remarry" as your mom says.
[laughs]

Want to do a shot?

We're gonna go
take a shot now.

This is so good,
and I love slaw.

- Everyone have wine?
- Yes, it's actually very good.

I do a little bit.

Just a small shot
of tequila, please.

- May I speak?
- Sure.

There's one point
in your life

where you doubted Craig
and his pillows.

- And they hunt other--
- Okay?

So he's obviously succeeding.

- This is not about that.
- Be happy for him.

- This is not about that.
- He thinks it is.

So you just go,
"Hey, buddy, look,

"I care about you a lot,
and I'm really sorry

that maybe once in my life
I doubted you."

Did you ever
say the word "sorry"?

You have got to use that word.
That is such a powerful word.

But you've got
to rise above your ego.

♪

What Shep should do
is just be, like,

"Look, I'm sorry
I made you feel this way."

Regardless if he feels like
he did or didn't,

but it's, like, he just can't--
- Yeah. Yep.

Come here. Come here.
Two seconds.

Give me two seconds, okay?
- Sure. Sure.

- Come here.
- Sure.

Craig, I'm really,
really sorry.

Hey, I'm dead serious.
I'm sorry for--

-----ing can't.
- All that I said.

- Here's what I'm saying--
- I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for anything
I said in the past.

- Listen--
- I really am.

You and I both
have to acknowledge,

that we don't see eye to eye.

- We're not alike. No.
- We have very different--

very different opinions
on almost everything in life.

Yeah.

But we both have to be
okay with that.

Craig, I love you,
and we're gonna have fun.

Okay, I do love you.

So why didn't you talk to me
at all until literally tonight?

- So were doing this now?
- No, no, that's okay.

- Okay.
- [clears throat]

Tay, you want another drink?

You want me to get you
another beverage?

Yeah, okay.

Guys, stay there.
Where's everyone go--

- Tequila? Okay.
- Sure.

Where is everybody going?

Is there a bottle of red
over there?

I think that that's what
everybody wants.

Wait, Craig,
did he apologize to you?

Yeah,
he apologized,

but, look, when you're coming
at someone,

the problem isn't the person
that you're coming at.

And when people act out and
when they're doing weird sh--

that's not themselves,

it's because they're not
- ing happy.

You did it, too, Craig.
You were acting out, too.

- You were terrible to me.
- All right.

You can't play
the victim, Craig.

You're not a----ing victim.

They're doing
anything they can

to justify their behavior.

You needed acceptance from
me for----ing years.

Sounds like a lot
of jealousy and deflection.

- "Jealousy"?
- It is.

You were acting out,
doing crazy sh--.

- What?
- Put the knife down.

Yeah, can we put
the silverware down, please?

Thank you.

This is my problem
with what you just said.

You just said
I was doing crazy sh--.

Because you were lashing out
at people irrationally.

Then why are you
defending Shep?

Because at
the end of the day,

I will always have your back.

- So what are you doing?
- Jesus, man.

I thought we were good, dude.
Are we not good?

Dude, we are good.
Is this first-level delusion?

Craig is triggered and angry
that he is on a trip

with his ex who is hooking up
with Whitney,

and then he turns his anger
towards me.

And it's just like, you truly
need to look in the mirror

because you are
asshole number one.

Wait, Craig,
can you sit down? Sit down.

Not if he's gonna say
I'm doing irrational stuff.

This is all crazy.

I don't know why
you're looking at her as if,

like, she has your back--
stop it.

Look at someone
who knows you--me.

Well, you lost me
from the dinner.

Look at you.
Immediately, you just--

I walk away from
negative behavior.

Craig, you are
a crazy person.

What?

This is supposed to be
a really fun, fun night.

Make Craig and Shep
sit next to each other.

Come sit next to me.

Okay, well,
just for the record,

we're not friends anymore.
- Craig, that's a lot--

to tell this man that
you're not friends with him,

like you don't have a whole lot
going on right now.

Oh, my God.
These people are crazy.

- What's happening?
- I don't know.

These people are nuts.
- What's happening?

Absolute prick.

Like, it's nuts.

And there he goes.
There he goes.

- Craig.
- And I don't care at all.

Mm, okay.

What is wrong
with these people?

- Oh, food.
- Thank you.

I'm sorry.
Your problems are not

that important right now
'cause of this food.

I am ready.
I'm ready for food.

I would love mac and cheese.
Who the hell doesn't want that?

Right, my friend?
Yeah, all right.

Amazing. Thank you.

Austen, you want a piece
of barbecue chicken?

He is--
- I'm just eating.

- He is making out.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

- This is amazing.
- Yeah, Oh, my God.

[laughs]

Oh, my God,
give me one of those.

- [groans]
- Oh, Craig's back.

Are you okay?

There's one person at the
table that needs to apologize.

He knows who he is.
- [sighs]

All right. Well...

♪

- Wow.
- Wow.

Hmm.

[clears throat]

♪

- This food is incredible.
- It's really good.

- So good.
- It is amazing.

It's amazing.
It's delicious, isn't it?

It really is so good.

So, after this,
we're in the rec center,

which is gonna be fun.

They set it up
especially for Craig.

I think he's looking
a little despondent...

a little pissy.

- Stop being mean to him.
- I'm not being mean.

He's just--he's looking angry.

Can we just leave
the bullsh--, everyone?

Yeah, I agree.

Like, Craig,
nobody hates you, please.

I don't give a [BLEEP]
about that.

If people apologize,
then, yeah.

And we're all here for that.

The person that
needs to apologize to me,

if he does, he does--
if not, then he doesn't.

Craig, let's just lighten up.
Have a drink.

No, I'm not gonna act happy.

There's one person
that I want to talk to.

Well, you're being a bit
of a, like, Debbie Downer.

Yeah, it's classic
projection, buddy.

Just go and fix it with him

so we can enjoy
the rest of the night.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't put this on me--

so we can enjoy the rest--
- I'm not.

I'm saying go fix it
so we can enjoy the night.

This is so annoying. What?

Austen--
- Oh, my God, I'm done.

You just screamed.

You're like,
"Craig, you're a crazy person."

Yeah, you taking
Craig's side--

Because in that moment--

I just won't even.
I'm gonna walk back to my room.

- Oh, my goodness.
- Bye.

- And I'm out of here.
- Austen.

Stop.

♪

Coming up...

- Hi.
- Hello.

Good morning.
How are you?

- Good. How are you?
- Good.

Whitney, what'd y'all
do last night?

[upbeat music]

♪

[groans]

Oh, my God.
Oh, I slept in my makeup.

- Mm-mm.
- Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Really, just a little longer.

How much?

That's what I say.
- I'm tired.

[yawns]

[sighs]

[BLEEP] you, Craig.

♪

I'm too big for this house.

♪

It gets the job done.

♪

[electric toothbrush buzzing]

- Rise and shine. Mwah.
- Mm-mm.

[groans]

I'm on my fifth
cup of coffee.

I'm ready to go.
- I know, but--Jesus.

[line trilling]

Morning.

You should see our cabin
right now.

It looks like spring break.

- Guys--
- Oh.

- I'm out.
- Are you leaving?

- Yes.
- No.

I would like
to get some rest.

No, the voice of reason.

Leva and Venita left.
[laughter]

Get home safe.

I was just sitting there
thinking, like,

"Am I gonna sit here tonight
and listen to these guys

"scream at each other?

Or am I gonna go home and
cuddle with one of my Lamars?"

The little one or the big one.

I'm going home.

They can have all
the fist fighting and shoving

and hiding relationships--
they can have it.

I want no parts.

I'm gonna need a whole lot
more than a spa day

to get over Auldbrass.

Not, but they're driving me
to the thing.

[laughs]

So I didn't even get,
like, a real conversation with

Austen last night, and we sat
next to each other at dinner.

So I don't know
how that happens.

I didn't even get
to talk to him about C--

Is it Ciara?
Yeah.

You can't have these girlfriend
expectations of me when you're,

like, going home with an ex,
you know what I mean?

Um, well, hello.

This looks wonderful.
- Great. Thank you.

Oh, my gosh,
I have to try this thing.

- The bacon cheese potatoes.
- Yeah. Yes.

I must.
- Yes, you must.

Damn, someone put a hurting
on this bottle of vodka.

Oh, you're helping
yourself already.

Yeah, absolutely.
She's making me an omelet.

Oh, [BLEEP].
Oh, God, what is that?

Yeah, but how do
I even talk to him?

Nobody chased--listen, we're
out here in the wilderness.

I'm not chasing after anyone.

ing Jesus could be out here
and I'm not chasing after Him.

But I was just like,
"You just disappeared."

And then we went to this,
like, magical rec room.

[gasps]
What?

Look at this place.
- This is sweet.

[squeals]

They got movie snacks
and liquor and candy.

- Liquor.
- Bowling balls.

This house is amazing.

And we bowled.

both: One, two, three.

Go, Olivia.

Oh.

- Oh, wow. Missed that.
- [laughs]

And then we played
some basketball.

- It's time!
- Oh, my God.

Why's everyone barefoot?
Why am I barefoot?

- Yeah.
- Whoa, what a score!

[laughter]

- Yay, Taylor.
- [laughs]

Oh, nice one.

That would've been cool.
[laughs]

It was so much fun,
and he just missed it.

Pretty much, yeah,

but you know
who kept disappearing?

Naomie and Whitney kept,
like, disappearing.

Naomie and Whitney...
[knock at door]

I'm just the guardian
of the house.

I hope you guys find happiness.

I will protect these gates.

[line trilling]

Hi, baby.

- How are you?
- Good.

So apparently everyone knew

that Whitney and Naomie
had been hooking up.

Yeah, I guess
that's a thing now.

It's very weird.

I'm like, "So why are you guys
keeping this a secret, though?"

So then I go back
to the main house last night.

[chuckles]

I found this,
like, antique sword,

so, obviously, I picked it up.

[laughs]

So I was banging on
Whitney's door,

honestly, just to be like,
"Yo, what the [BLEEP]?

Like, come party
with your friends."

And Naomie's voice comes out
and goes,

"Craig, go the [BLEEP] to bed."

And I was like, oh, my God.

[laughs]

Right. It just keeps getting
crazier and crazier.

Look at this hot piece
of tail walking up.

Her gait has an elegance.

Her gait.

- Her gait, the way she walks.
- Wow.

Not her--like,
not a swinging gate.

- Hi.
- Hello.

- Good morning.
- Hello.

- Morning.
- How are you?

Good.
How are you?

- Good.
- Good to see you.

Hi.

We were just commenting
on your gait.

- My what?
- Your gait.

My gait?

Like a gate?

Meaning the way you carry,
the way you walk.

- Oh, is it weird?
- No, no, no.

- [laughs]
- It's not weird.

I love that's
your first reaction.

"Oh, why, is it weird?"
- I said there's a certain

elegance to the way
you're walking up the road.

- Thanks, Whitney.
- [laughs]

Help yourself to--we have
an incredible chef

cooking omelets or--
- Okay.

- Whatever you want.
- Am I the first one--

are we the first ones here?
- Yeah.

- We are.
- Oh. Okay.

Hi. Good morning.
- We sure are.

Whitney, come here.
- Good. Thank you.

Wow. This looks amazing.
- Whitney.

♪

Are you winking at me?
Can you wink even?

- Yeah.
- You're closing your eye.

Like, na, na, na, na.
- That's a wink.

[laughs]

What'd y'all do last night?

We kind of drove around
the property.

Saw the moonlight.
It was beautiful.

Wow. Whit--

And then we just
got a glass of wine.

So I heard Craig interrogating
Austen about us,

and I know Craig's pissed at me
at dinner.

He just, like,
doesn't understand.

Whitney!

Thank you for asking.

It's wonderful.

♪

- What up?
- Morning, squire.

Look at your--
Russian mobster.

Yeah, exactly.

I said porn star,
but Russian mobster--

Where'd you get
an omelet from?

- In there.
- We have a chef.

- That looks really nice.
- Help yourself.

- Thank you.
- Whatever you want.

- Hey, guys.
- Hi.

- Good morning.
- Morning.

What kind of person
does it take to act normal

the day
after a psychotic break?

He knows it's wrong
and doesn't care.

♪

Coming up...

- Okay, egg toss.
- [screams]

Sorry.
- [laughs]

- Wait. Y'all's--
- Hey!

It fell.

It did not break,
you----ing idiot.

You can't call her an idiot.

[upbeat music]

Did you have fun
last night, Austen?

- [laughs]
- [laughs]

Okay.
[imitates laugh]

I mean, I had a good night's
sleep, that's for sure.

Did you guys talk it out?

- Not yet.
- Okay.

- You should.
- But I'm sure we will.

- Are you and Olivia good?
- I don't think so.

She wasn't happy with
your behavior last night.

Bloody Marys?

Craig, I'm not happy
with your behavior last night.

That's fine.
I'm telling you now,

there were a lot of people
that weren't happy with yours,

and Olivia was one of them.

A lot of people weren't happy
with my behavior, Craig, okay.

Well, there was a reason

no one chased after you
when you left.

- Hi.
- Morning.

- Good morning.
- Hi, guys.

- Good morning.
- What's up, bro?

Hey, baby doll.
Come here, come here.

You can justify your behavior

in any way
that you possibly can.

There's no one here that
will side with you over me.

- Hello. Hello.
- We can never...

- That's what is on hand.
- Work out our sh--, Craig.

No, we just shouldn't
talk anymore.

Because all that you do
is keep on dogging.

- 'Cause he's being an asshole.
- [laughs]

Okay, but that's the bit.

It's Austen.
It's not new news.

- My God.
- Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Of course, I should've known
his lover's quarrel with Craig

was going to continue
to be a thing.

[sighs]

You are
a crazy person, Craig.

- Fine.
- How are we already fighting?

God, I hate him.

- Breakfast is good.
- [laughs]

Really good.

I know it's weird,
but bite this.

- Hmm?
- Bite that.

I know it looks weird.

- Is it good?
- Yeah.

[German accent]
Yeah, I'm getting very bored.

I want to do something else
like American pedestrian games.

- Okay, egg toss.
- Okay, perfect.

- Okay, I'm gonna change.
- Even if I like you,

if you cheat,
I'm calling you out.

[laughs]
- We're gonna be over here.

Walk with me.
maybe they'll follow.

I don't know.

Do you think we both
can get in it?

Get on in here.
The water's warm.

[laughs]

Oh, sh--.
[laughs]

- Oh, sh--.
- Craig.

Don't get out of the hammock.
Don't get out of the hammock.

God damn it.
- [laughs]

You just spilled beer all--
[laughs]

Good Lord.
Too old for this sh--.

Oh.
[laughs]

- Wow.
- Did you see that?

[laughs]

- Are you still mad at Austen?
- Yeah.

- You're mad at Austen?
- I am.

I don't know why you are, but...

- You don't know why I'm--
- No, not at all.

Not in a happy place
with you right now.

Ooh, I want to hear it
or I don't want to hear it.

Y'all talk about it.

Why are you gonna be upset
at me for doing something

that you encouraged me to do
when you're just gonna go

and play naked Twister
with your ex?

- Wait. Where's Naomie?
- Oh, she's right there.

Okay, egg toss.

All right, so you get across
from each other.

Pick your partner.

Remember the egg toss,
you need space.

You need a lot of space.
- Shep, how far do you think

we're throwing
the----ing eggs?

- Well, you'll see.
- Right here.

- I'm gonna----ing win...
- [laughs]

From 50 yards.

They called me Old Egg Toss
back in college.

Egg Toss,
can you stand there?

You and Naomie
are tossing the egg.

- Austen and I.
- You can't catch.

- Oh, my goodness.
- You're tossing with who?

Austen, all right.
- Whitney.

- Yeah.
- Can you play egg toss

or is that against
your----ing sh--?

Oh, have fun.
I'm sorry. I'm just--

Come play egg toss with me.

I don't know why we're not
on the tennis court...

Come on, buddy.

Doing something
more elevated.

Can you just toss an egg
with me, please?

No. I don't want to do it.

Craig, you and Taylor
are gonna toss,

and then that's it.
- Why don't you launch one?

Right now?
Do you have one?

- Right here.
- No----ing chance in hell

that you hit that
skinny tree right there.

Okay, I'll hit it.

No, you won't.
No, you won't.

Hold these.

All right, Kemosabe.
No shot.

Oh.

[all screams]

- [laughs]
- That was really good.

Oh, I hit the----ing tree,
mother----ers!

[laughter]
Tell me!

- That was money.
- I win.

All right, line up
with your partner.

Hey, soft hands.
It's like "Mighty Ducks".

Soft hands.

All right, so, on your mark,
get set, toss.

- Soft hands.
- [claps]

Just toss whenever
you want, buddy.

- [groans]
- Yeah!

Okay, everybody, good job.
All right, go.

All right.

Yes.
[laughs]

Oh, you strong
little egg, you.

[laughs]

There you go.
You got that. You got that.

[screams]
Sorry.

Oh, God.
[cracking]

Oh.
[laughs]

[buzzer sounds]
- Oh, sh--!

- Cake eater.
- [laughs]

- Cake eater.
- [screams]

- [laughs]
- Wait. Y'all's--

Hey!
[buzzer sounds]

- It fell.
- It did not break.

- So?
- You----ing idiot.

- She just--
- Shep!

[laughter]
Don't call her an idiot.

- Do not--
- Okay.

- Oh, she stepped on my egg.
- Yeah, it fell.

That's not the name
of the game.

You can't call her an idiot.

The name of the game is not
to have the egg break.

I'll throw another one
at you.

- Oh, really?
- Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

I thought you dropped the egg
then you're out.

No, no, why did Shep just
throw your egg at Olivia?

Great, great.
This is great.

- What the [BLEEP] is going on?
- He called Taylor an idiot.

I'll hit him again.
I'd hit a whole carton at him.

Yeah, don't throw eggs
at Olivia anymore.

It's not nice.
- Yeah, it hurt.

Oh, yeah,
sorry about that, Olivia.

Don't call your girlfriend
an idiot, or I'll do it again.

If she----s with my game,
I'll say it again.

Don't say idiot.
What do you mean...

- Shep, stop.
- Don't do that again?

What do you mean?
I said----ing idiot.

I should've said
something worse.

Oh, okay.
Bring it on, buddy.

She's an opponent of mine.
I'll say whatever I want.

No, she's also
your girlfriend.

So what?
No, she's not.

She's my opponent.
- Shep, don't be a dick.

I win.

Let's go inside.
Let's go get a drink.

It's sad to say I've seen
Shep be rude to Taylor before.

I've seen it a few times.

Incidentally,
great catch, Naomie.

Great catch.

It doesn't sit well,

and it shouldn't sit well
with Taylor either.

He can't talk to you
like that.

That is insane.

That is, like,
abusive as [BLEEP].

The wuss-ification
of America continues.

Shut up, Shep.

Coming up...

I don't like having to,
like, battle you.

- Yeah.
- I hated waking up

and, like, thinking you went
to breakfast without me.

I do love you.

Can we hug?

Oh, you don't want to hug me?

[upbeat music]

Let's go. Let's go.
Let's play.

All right, basketball.
All right.

The whole, like,
"shut up, Taylor" thing,

it's not good.

It does not mesh well
with women.

The girls are starting
to get pissed off by it.

I don't know what we're
supposed to say in this moment.

I'm just disappointed,
you know?

I've never seen him talk
to Taylor like that.

I've seen him talk
to other people like that,

but not his girlfriend,
and this is bad.

John would never,
ever talk to me like that.

I've known Shep my whole life,

and he's just always
been like that.

He has tantrums.

He cusses out his mom.
He'll be like,

"This is effing ridiculous.
I'm not effing going."

But he knows better
'cause he was raised better.

Fran and Rip are great parents

and Shep is just
a very wild one.

He's hard to tame.

That is insane,
what just happened.

And it's like nothing--you're
used to it.

I can tell.

So, I mean, yeah,
and that happens often.

The fact that he's like,
"You're lucky I didn't say

something worse
than '----ing idiot,'"

in front of all of
your friends, that's abuse.

Like, that is abuse.

♪

Yeah, I didn't hear it,
because I was just, like,

so accustomed to it.

[door opens]
I didn't even hear it.

I'm sorry.

Look, you know,
he's kind of a feral animal,

and, again, he doesn't mean it.

He says sh-- that's stupid.
He doesn't think, so...

I mean, okay, so off
of what Whitney said,

like, if he truly loved you,

he wouldn't be putting you
in this situation.

But, of course, I love
and care about him, so...

[dramatic music]

I'm not trying to fix him.
I can't fix him.

You know,
that's on his own.

I'm not trying to be the fixer,

but I do care a whole hell
of a lot about that person.

[sniffles]
I'm, like, exhausted.

And how much
can you take before--

I absolutely break.

♪

[groans]
I'm sick of everyone.

Well, I think
they're just upset

you called her a----ing idiot.

Hey, she came up to my egg,
in my face,

and stomped it.

What's the proper response?

The proper response
is don't say "idiot."

I'd say that to my mom.

Well, you know,
maybe say "sorry."

You were heated in the moment.
You didn't mean it.

- No. I'll never say I'm sorry.
- Ay, yi, yi.

Maybe she'll date Craig.

They can "I'm sorry"
all day long.

Oh, God.

Instead of "good morning,"
it's just "I'm sorry."

"I'm sorry."
- [laughs]

"How you feeling?"
"I'm sorry."

She should say "I'm sorry."
What's up?

It's all good, man.

As your counsel and attorney...
- Okay.

Go talk to Taylor.
She's a bit upset.

Hey, hey.

She's in the kitchen. Please...
- 'Cause Naomie made her upset.

No, no, no,
she didn't--no, no.

Just--
- Yeah.

- No, no.
- Everybody sucks.

I know, I know, I know.
Just trust me on this.

Please go talk to her. Okay?
- All right.

- All right?
- Hey, I'll see you guys.

I talk to Taylor
like one of my family.

Growing up, Dad comes home,

and we just roast him
at the dinner table.

It's sarcasm, and it's
needling, and that's just--

I'm sorry.
That's just how I was raised.

Never her fault, ever.

Uh-oh.

Never her fault.
Couldn't possibly be.

So are we doing it again?

Are we doing what again?

Just acting like
nothing happened again,

not talking about our sh--
and just being like--

That's the Craig specialty.

I don't have any problems
with you.

I know--
- You could've fooled me.

Okay, here.

Last night, this is why
I got upset.

I was like,
"Why are you defending Shep?"

- Okay.
- 'Cause I was like,

"Are you----ing kidding me?"

The guy that's supposed to be
my best friend,

like, you're coming at me now,
and that feeling of you not

having my back is
why I got so upset.

'Cause I was like, "[BLEEP], I
would do anything for Austen."

Craig, isn't this
what friendship is?

Your best friends
are supposed to tell you

when you're doing
something stupid.

- The timing was off a little.
- Yeah, okay. All right.

And I didn't handle it right.

I understand
what you're saying, too.

I received it as an attack
instead of being like,

"Hey, I'm just trying
to help you out, buddy.

Like, you shouldn't act
this way,"

which--
- I could've said that.

[sentimental music]

Yep. But that makes sense.

So, look...
[can hisses]

I do love you.

I don't like having to,
like, battle you.

I hated waking up and, like,

thinking you went
to breakfast without me.

I don't like waking up
being mad at each other,

and I shouldn't say
some of that stuff to you

'cause it's not how I feel.

We're basically saying stuff
to hurt each other,

but it's not how we feel--
at least it's not how I feel.

Our relationship
certainly has its flaws,

and I have my own, too,

but I need to truly accept him,
so that when I'm drunk,

I don't blow up on him

for all the things
that piss me off that he does.

I do have your back, man,

and if you think that I don't,
you're wrong.

Look, can we hug?

Oh, you don't want to hug me.

All right, let's hug, Craig.
With egg on my shirt?

We're not gonna
act like nothing--

we're not gonna act
like everything's okay,

because I know that I can't--

I can't keep
on doing that cycle.

Yeah, well, let's work on it.

Yeah.

There's no way in hell
that I'm in the wrong on this.

I'm not apologizing to Craig
for sh--.

All right, let's go in here.
- Okay.

Come on. Come on.

Let's go find out
what Shep did.

He keeps going back and forth
and just missing.

Hey, where's Taylor Ann?

Yeah, why did Shep just
storm out of the tennis court?

I suggested
he go talk to Taylor.

She seems a bit upset.
- Oh.

- She is?
- When did she leave?

- So...
- Well, I talked to Shep.

I said, "Maybe apologize,"
and, of course, he said,

"I will never apologize," so...
- Oh, is that what he said?

- So he's--
- I dated one of those once.

- [laughs]
- Now Whitney's dating her.

[laughter]

♪

He's gonna come over here
and say, "Can we talk?"

I will literally fight him
if you want me to.

- I don't know if I can.
- Okay.

[sniffles]

[crying, sniffling]

Go ahead.
Lay it on me.

Okay.
What attitude is that?

What?

Taylor's crying because of
the way that you spoke to her

and, like, the way
that you're treating her.

I am not Mr. Say Everything
Right All The Time,

and if that's a problem, then,
you know, look elsewhere.

I'm sure there's a guy who's
a----ing boring accountant,

and he worships
the ground that you walk on.

Go get him.
Go get him.

When you hurt somebody,

even if it's not
what you meant, apologize.

Shep, just acknowledge it.

Like, it's not
a weakness to say "sorry."

It's actually,
like, a strength.

I'm just, like--

All right,

I'll change who I am.

Is that what
I just said to you?

I told you to apologize,
even if you don't agree--

I mean what I say,
and I say what I mean.

[groans]

♪

Coming up...

Did you just not know

that I knew about you and Ciara
hanging out?

No, no...
[stammering]

What did y'all do?
Did you go home with her?

[dramatic music]

♪

[sniffles]
[line trilling]

Hey, what's up?

Hey, where are you guys?

Aw.
Come to the tennis court, Tay.

I'm on the tennis court
with Marcie.

Are you okay?

- Oh, Tay.
- Do you want us to come?

Yeah, let us
come talk to you.

All right, well, I'm headed
back to go pack up my things.

All right, well,
me and Marcie

are gonna come talk to you.
- Yeah.

Oh, my God, I didn't know
she was, like, that upset.

[sniffles]

Well, it didn't go well
inside, clearly.

We probably caught--
- So he didn't--

okay, let's go talk to her.
- Okay.

[sniffles, cries]

I don't care
about trivial bullsh--.

I want to shoot hoops
and throw eggs and laugh.

Well, let's go do that, then,
'cause I don't think this is...

- Yeah.
- Going anywhere.

Yeah, you're not
gonna get--no.

And maybe you and Taylor
don't need to talk today.

Well, that's not
gonna happen.

- I mean, maybe tomorrow.
- Because I'm dating her.

Because I'm in love with her,
so you'll see.

- But talk about this.
- You'll see.

Yeah.
- Okay.

Thank you
for your great advice.

♪

[sighs]

Dude, Shep is
out of his mind.

But she's a strong person.

Plus, she puts up
with a lot of Shep.

Well, that's the thing.

Like, if this makes
her break, it's bad.

Yeah, if he did something
that broke her,

so we're gonna--she asked us
to come talk to her.

And I don't want
her to leave,

I mean, or pack up
or anything like that.

- Olivia.
- Huh?

- What are you doing over here?
- Swim over.

Yeah, you've been far away
for a week now.

[laughs]
Oh, my God.

There's some...
[mouths words]

Sh-- going on over there.

Tay?

Hey, we just came here
to give you love.

- Thanks.
- Aw, Tay.

I'm so sorry.
I hate that you're sad.

Do you think me throwing the
egg had anything to do with it?

I think they're all talking
about you probably.

Well...

They're all like,
"Olivia's..."

Perfect.
That's exactly how I wanted it.

"Olivia's..."

Let's go sit by the gators,
so I can feed them.

Me?

There's not much meat
on my bones.

- [laughs]
- Or yours, so...

Thanks.
That's a good compliment.

The gators will use us
as toothpicks.

Oh, my God,
it's like "The Notebook."

Too bad it's not romantic.

Like Noah.
Am I the old man?

You are far from Noah,
my dude.

[laughs]
- Oh, my gosh.

Allie, will you
sit down with me?

[chuckles] Let me know
when Noah gets here.

- Like, yeah.
- [laughs]

Oh, my goodness.

Honestly, I haven't even talked
to you since the dog wedding,

which that in itself was just,
like, a weird sentence.

Why was--okay, so--yeah.

I got word
from Leva and Naomie

that you were unhappy

with my date situation.

I've just been
really bummed...

and I know that it was,
like, my fault for--

I was like, "Hey, let's just,

like, have fun
and take it slow."

And, of course, you did exactly
what I told you to do.

Yeah.

And it's like, everything
dumb that happens in my life

is a product of my own,
you know, decision making,

but, like, I don't want you
to be with anyone else.

I want to date you.
- Really?

Well, what did you do
after that party?

♪

[chuckles]

- What did I do?
- I'm asking you.

Yeah, I was like, "Okay.

"Normally what happens here is
that Olivia and I go off

with, like, some other friends
and have some fun."

And we couldn't do that and--

So did you go off
with other friends?

Yeah, I did...

with Ciara.

And I'm sure--
- Did you just not know

that I knew about you and Ciara
hanging out?

No, no...
[stammering]

Okay, so--
[sighs]

What did y'all do?
Did you go home with her?

It was a great time
to reconnect.

The fact that we haven't spoken
and everything--

[laughs]
You're so full of sh--.

- We didn't--
- Oh, my goodness, Austen.

No, it makes no sense
that you're being like,

"Well, what did you do?" Like--

How are you so bothered
by my blind-date setup,

when you, yourself, were out
that very same night...

Olivia--

With someone you actually
have a past with?

Olivia, does it
actually bother you?

I just wish
you could've told me.

Okay, well, Olivia, I've been
thinking about you a lot,

because I really do like you,
like, a lot.

Like, hey, I don't want
to date other people.

I want to date you.

♪

I don't want to see you
with other people either.

You're someone
that I genuinely care about.

Just communicate--let's just be
honest and go from there,

because if you had come
up to me at the party

and, like, told me
what was bothering you,

I think this all
could've been avoided.

So, from now on,
let's just talk to each other.

You know?
- Yeah.

I mean, I agree, Olivia.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

♪

[indistinct chatter]

There's zero conversation

to be had at this point.
- Join the party.

Can I talk to Taylor, please?

Hey, why don't you talk
to me for a second?

Yeah, for a second.
Come on.

Okay, great.
What? What's up?

Look, you met the one girl
in the world that loves you

for who you are, right?
- Right.

She doesn't ask you
to change.

Nope.

You said, "This is who I am,"
when you started--

I know, and I appreciate it
and love it.

But being considerate
and kind and nice

is not asking you to change.

Whatever happened upset her,
so you go and say,

"Hey, baby, I didn't mean
to upset you."

- Okay. All right.
- Not be like,

"You shouldn't
have gotten upset."

I mean, this is
what we deal with, right?

- Yeah.
- You tell me--

No, I treat
every relationship the same,

women and men,
and that's probably--

Well, then you
have a choice to make.

- Yeah.
- If you do love her,

and I know you do,
and you say,

even though I think
this is stupid,

"I love you and I'm sorry."
- Sensitive, yeah.

So that's just a choice
you have to make.

That's it.

So apologizing is not asking
you to change who you are.

I'll apologize
'cause I'm in love with her.

- I mean, that's a choice.
- Fair enough. That's fair.

That's fair. I appreciate it.
- Life's about choices.

Craig knows me the best,

so he is really the only one
who's qualified

of the whole group to really
talk about Taylor and I.

Let me go talk to her.
- Okay.

- Okay? All right.
- Yeah, that's all.

Like, sometimes
you got to do things

that you think are stupid
for the people that you love.

All right.
All right, all right.

All right, no, no,
you're right.

Act like
you're talking to me.

Okay, all right.

Can we please talk, babe?

Please?
Please, please, please?

I really am,
like--I don't know.

Please?
I'm begging you.

♪

[sighs deeply]

♪

- Coming up...
- [cries]

You know I'm sorry,
and you know I love you,

but if I'm not
good enough, okay.

Wow.

Can we please talk, babe?

Please?
Please, please, please?

I really am,
like-- I don't know.

Please?
I'm begging you.

- Okay.
- Okay.

Begging.
- All right.

All right.

[sighs]

[dramatic music]

- Okay.
- [sniffles]

♪

This really sucks,
all of it.

Where's the door?
Oh.

[laughs]
Doors.

♪

[sighs deeply]

[groans]
I hate packing.

Hey, bring my battery charger
with you.

- It's in the living room.
- You're in the living room.

You're such a disease.

Did you just call me
a disease?

I'm ready to get off
this chaotic creek.

[laughs]
There's, like, so much drama.

- I mean, I'm--
- I'm ready to go home.

By the way, here's everything
out of the closets.

I kind of left them out.
- Thank you.

- Yep.
- All right, let's go.

- [cries, sniffles]
- I know.

I don't want us to be the
couple that everybody's like,

"Are they okay?"
Like, 'cause we're okay...

I think.

Right?

[sniffles]

You know I'm sorry,
and you know I love you.

I don't love anybody
except for you.

Am I perfect?
[BLEEP], no.

Am I difficult to deal with?
Absolutely.

Am I stubborn?
Am I opinionated?

Am I loud?

All those things, yes.
- [sniffles]

And I really,
really appreciate

your dealing with it.

And I'm a better person
when I'm with you.

And I know that.
I'm not a fool.

But if I'm not
good enough, okay.

I will be sad
and brokenhearted...

but I'll understand

because I know how much
of a----ing idiot I am.

Okay.

[sighs deeply]

Today, like, I didn't even hear
you call me a----ing idiot.

I didn't even hear that
because it just--

I'm like, "Oh, yeah, whatever."

And when Olivia threw the egg
at you, I was like, "What?"

She goes, "Don't let him
talk to you like that.

He just called you
a----ing idiot."

You said, "I would've said
something worse--

called you
something worse than--"

And I was just like,
"Wow, okay."

In front of
all of our friends--

it's just like, this angry
inner being that comes out,

and I don't know what it is,
and it does scare me,

and I love you so much.

[voice breaking]
My family loves you immensely,

but I am exhausted.

And sometimes I do want to
quit, but, like, I don't think

that you're, like,
a totally lost human being.

Like, I really don't.
- It's course correct.

And that's okay.
That's why--

That's why I'm with you.
You know what I mean?

Because I need someone
like you.

I want to see you happy, Taylor.

And I want to make
plans for the future,

all that stuff.

[sighs deeply]

What do you want me to do?

I'll do whatever you want,

because it's not easy
to find someone like you.

I know that, okay?
- [sniffles]

I know that.

The one thing
I want you to work on

is just being vulnerable,
put your ego aside,

and be kind to people.
[sniffles]

That is completely fair.

That's completely fair.
- [sniffles]

I'm an "every now and then"
jerk, okay?

And I'll work better,
and definitely towards you.

I never want
to be a jerk to you.

I hate seeing Taylor upset.
I mean, it's awful.

But I reacted just in one
of the worst ways possible.

And when she tells me
how she really feels,

even if it might
not sound so good

or be the thing I want to hear,
I respect the hell out of that.

And I'm sorry
that you're upset.

I really am 'cause I'm not--
- Okay.

I don't want you to be upset.
I want you to be happy.

Come here.

On the next episode
of "Southern Charm"...

I'm leaving for Texas
in the morning.

[gasps]

I ended up staying
an extra night with Whitney.

No.

- Oh, my God.
- Wow, that looks so good.

Happy Thanksgiving.
all: Happy Thanksgiving.

- Happy Thanksgiving.
- Cheers.

I definitely picked up, like,
weird energy from Paige.

- Today?
- Yeah.

She's not fooling me.

She is in love with him.

Bitch, it's enough.

Paige, do you want to talk
outside for a second?

Yeah.

My crazy----ing
ex-girlfriend wants

to come have a conversation
with her?

Don't say
"crazy ex-girlfriend."

Leva, stop.
She just went

in the wrong place
at the wrong time again.

I mean, I'll call it out.

Do you have feelings
for Craig still?

♪