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Previously, on "Southern Charm"...

Well, what if Naomie
and I went to lunch?

No.

Hanging out one-on-one
with an ex is inappropriate.

♪ Don't ya know

As Paige and Craig laid down the rules

for their romantic future,

Venita was starting to come to grips

with her awkward present.

Okay.

Not invited to the party.
Got it.

- Goodness gracious.
- Y'all are adorable.

Looks like you're drapes.
- [laughs]

So the rest of us

gathered at Olivia's oyster roast...

[dramatic music]

- Oh, sh--.
- Hey.

Where Austen took issue

with Olivia's friendship with his ex.

The [BLEEP]
is she doing here?

Why do you care?

♪ Whoa

- Naomie.
- How are you?

[exchanging greetings]

And I found myself caught between my old acquaintance

and my current nemesis.

How are you and Kathryn?

When she talks about, like,
drama, I'll tune her out.

Why are you dating her then?

And as we all know,

no good deed goes unpunished.

- He doesn't like her.
- What?

♪ It's easy as making you think that you love me ♪

♪ Mm-hmm

[upbeat music]

♪

Not the best, but it'll do.

What do you think, Charles?

♪

Suddenly, I don't
know how to make my bed.

♪

Oh, I did it. Oh.

- [laughs]
- I need to take a nap.

No, I need to take a nap now.

I accomplished something.

I can't believe
I'm actually gonna have

a little boo-boo.

Are you
sucking your thumb?

When did you become a big baby?

Come on.
Come sit up a bit.

Why?

♪

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Hi.

Are you excited for a pedicure?
- I really am.

- Give me a hug.
- Yep.

Good to see you.

I'm excited for
a little girl's day.

- [laughs]
- This is amazing.

Yeah, it's really cute.

Can I get you something
to drink?

- You're doing rosé?
- No, she's having champagne.

- I'm doing champagne.
- Champagne.

- Champagne? All right.
- The girls need to gab today.

- OK.
- [laughs]

OK, so there's a remote
on the side of your chair.

OK.

Press one of the two
buttons at the top.

[buzzing]

OK.

It was on my butt at first.

Does it do your butt?
It does?

OK.
- I was not expecting it

to be on my bum,

but I don't hate it.

Oh!

I have always had
a soft spot for Kathryn.

- There you go.
- Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

I mean, look, I did win
drama king in high school.

And Kathryn is certainly
dramatic as well.

You ----ing petty
little bitch.

How's the water feeling,
or have you tried it?

I don't know.
I haven't tried it.

- OK.
- Did you decide

what color
you wanted to do today?

Oh, it's lovely.
Can it go hotter?

- Yeah, it can go hotter.
- OK.

That pink--something that
matches my outfit, yeah.

Are you getting a color?

No.
I'm not Craig, you know?

♪

Work smarter, not harder.

[phone ringing]

What does she want?

Hey. What's going on? - Hi. What's up?

Just working on
these mood boards

for my spring collection.

Um--

[sighs]

Hanging out with an ex
while you are dating someone

is inappropriate.

Wha--[clears throat]

Why did you think to call me?

Uh--
I mean, um--

What if Naomie and I
went to lunch?

No.

Like, it's bad enough
that, like, we have

to meet and talk about it?

Uh--[clears throat]
I mean, if you think

it's serious enough that you
want to tell me in person, um,

I--

Well, it's not bothering me.
It's just, um--

[sighs] I'm gonna
be over by you anyway.

I have to get some
kegs for the store,

and there's a coffee
shop right there.

It's just coffee.
I'm gonna get in, get out.

It's not like we're going
to get our nails done together

or anything like that.

Bye.

This is so soothing.

Kathryn, I'm a blonde guy.

So I am, like, loving
this blonde look.

Are you? Thank you.

- Definitely.
- You are a blonde guy.

I mean, I know.
I know.

How are things going
with you and Olivia?

[exhales] I haven't spoken
to her since the party.

Really?

I mean, it just
bothered me that even

after I talked to her,
she decided

to invite my ex to her party.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yes.

Your legs touch the ground,
and I'm, like, swinging.

[laughs]

I don't want to pursue
someone that wants

to be friends with my ex.

Right.
I see where you're coming from.

- I'm not being crazy, right?
- No.

OK.

Sometimes Austen
can be a petty bitch.

We're gonna put
our feet in here.

Oh.
Is that a warming--

It's paraffin wax.

- Oh.
- [laughs]

That feels so good.

All right. Now I'm gonna go
grab the hot stones.

[exhales] This hot wax, it's,
like, erotic.

It is.
- You might be kinky

if you like that.
- I'm not kinky.

I don't want to be like,
you know, hit

with, like, an object,
like a paddle, you know.

I don't want that.

I don't like pain.
Pain does not turn me on.

Well, I mean, sometimes
a light paddle is a thing.

And there's always
a different range.

Sometimes, like,
a light little pat,

kinda like that sweet,
sensual lover,

but a hard pat is
like that kinky lover.

I am vanilla as it comes.

[laughs]

But, like, every guy talks themselves up like,

"Oh, man, I get wild
in the bedroom."

And then it's like
three or four positions

and then, you know,
your big finishing move.

[laughs]

I guess I should explore this.

Yeah.

I would say for you and
Olivia, but never mind.

[dramatic sting] [whip crack]

♪

[fly buzzing]

- That bitch.
- Did you get it?

He just ran from you,
that's all.

I know.
He'll be back.

Oh, Craig brought
this to our party,

and we put it in the cooler.

- That was so sweet.
- I know.

We should
have it with mimosas.

So you had fun?

Oh, my gosh,
it was so much fun.

I'm so glad.
And how about Austen?

Was he having a good time?

I mean, we didn't really end
on the best note at our party.

No one that I'm interested
in will be friends with her.

Friends?
I'm waiting for the day

for you not to care about her.

I remember people saying that
it's more tense when Madison's

around, and I hadn't seen it.

But our party,
obviously, I noticed it.

I think he's just very
sensitive and sweet.

But you don't usually hear
of the woman being the--

whatever she is.
[laughs]

Well, it's just like
everyone has their ex stuff,

but, like, he said it--
he goes, she likes

to have me like right there.

Yeah.

I wonder what her fiancé
has to say about that.

I know.

You think she'd be happy
with her husband-to-be.

It's just dumb.
I'm so just, like, over it.

And it's weird
that she's engaged

and this is still,
like, a thing.

This situation with
Austen is too much work.

I'm just not enough
drama for Austen,

'cause it seems like
that's what he's into.

- Lila, no.
- Oh, my gosh, Lila.

You get her, honey.

I don't want to
wash my hands again.

She's like a cat.

No, no.
- Lila, no.

She doesn't know
what that word means.

[laughs]

Montana, don't make me
fall in love with you.

[laughter]

Do you like the color?

It's perfect.
Thank you.

By the way,
I'm very happy you

and Chleb got back together.

I mean, we're trying.

But in my gut,
something is off.

OK. Explain.

Like, Chleb talking to
Naomie at the party a lot.

With Chleb?
Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, that happened.
- It was weird.

'Cause I feel like it just
was, like, super disrespectful.

And I feel really hurt.

Naomie was calling
you, like, names.

Well, your deal should
have been shutting it down

if someone talked negatively
about me, not just listening,

because you're a good guy.

If Chleb was arguing with a guy,

I wouldn't be talking to that
guy for a long period of time

at a party we went
to together when

we just got back together.

I would be more aware
of what I'm doing.

Loyal, hello?

So, I mean, you think
that something's off,

then something is off, right?

To say the least.

♪

Coming up...

All I know is that
I had two parents,

and then Dad didn't come home
one night, and that's it.

I'm not gonna talk
to you about your daddy.

[upbeat music]

♪

[groans]

Yeah.

[grunts]

Yes, yes.

Whoo.

Oh, already feel that knot.

Oh, sh--.

And sometimes a good
cuss word is actually

an emotional release as well, too.

You just gotta get it out.
- I do agree with that.

Mm.
Why does that hurt so much?

Most people are really tight.

You feel that kind of
knot like right there?

Oh, yeah.

This is gonna,
like, help you with all

of your stress management.

Thank God.

I carry a ton of, like, just
tension in my neck and back.

And then I feel like
I'm shorter on my left

'cause I pick up my
heavy kid on the right.

Right now, we're gonna
release a lot of that tension.

- Whoo.
- Keep resisting. Don't let go.

Mother----er

Don't let go.
Keep pushing.

Hey.
We have a visitor here.

- Hey, babe.
- Don't let me

bring your leg up.
- Whoo! [laughs]

Good job.

[exhales]
What the fudge?

[groans]
Mommy's doing exercise.

It's OK.

[laughs]

That's crazy.
Whoo-hoo!

I wanna be present.

I've been reading these books about essentialism,

like, do less.

So now I don't
cook all the time.

Little, come here, bud.

It's the rice that you like.

Now I let my house be messy.

Do not take these LEGOs
apart, because Mommy's

not gonna fix it.

I just try to let sh--go at work, where typically,

like, I would have
gone to war for it.

I'm a weirdo about
keeping this sparkling.

People have no idea
how gross bars are.

I've been consciously practicing these things

to make me a calmer person.

Come on.
Come on.

We're not gonna
make cookies later

if you don't let me do it.
Come on.

All right.
I'ma have you--

I'ma work on your hamstrings
a little bit.

I'm gonna have you
to lay face down.

- Down--like that way?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Mom.
- Hey, bud. Come on.

But it's not working.

Mom.

This is the side that
gets pulled on all day long.

[laughs] You were not
kidding when you said that

one side more than the other.

Lamar would love kid number two.

But, you know,
momming is chaotic.

Come on. Back up.
Back up. Back up.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Come on. No.

Stop. Stop. Stop.

I just don't even
want him to start--

Hey, bud, listen--

That's not nice.

Come on. Please don't break
Mommy's table.

[shouts and laughs]

Little Lamar is so high
energy from, like, 6:00 a.m.,

and he doesn't go to bed
till 9:00.

Till 9:00.
That's my fault.

Typically, if he pushes me,
he can knock me over.

But right now, I'm able
to not get knocked over.

'Cause yeah,
'cause you feel--

Because I have
my leg strength.

- You feel your body back now.
- Is that wild?

Like, this is wild
that I can stand here

and he can't push
me over right now.

Oh, Mommy's superhero now, bud.

What are you gonna do?
- [laughs]

What are you gonna do?

[upbeat music]

♪

She's coming.

♪

[vehicle approaching]

[barks]
What'd you hear?

[barks]
Hello.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, Charles.

I have a surprise for you.

You bring him things.

Do I have something in
the Mary Poppins bag?

I had something for you, but
I forgot and left it at home.

Right.

Here you go, buddy.

You don't want that?
- No.

That's not edible?

[laughs] You look
pretty in pink.

Thank you.

It's my favorite color.

You look pretty in anything.

The hair's got it going on.

[laughter]

You know I love your big hair.

When I was younger,
I used to have big hair.

You know that. - You still do.

Well, I guess a big head,
not necessarily big hair.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[laughter]

Growing up, my mom
never said to me

that you have to be this
perfect little girl,

you have to wear the lipstick and the heels.

Like, even though that's something that she liked

to do, she was just like,

you're perfect however
you choose to be

and however you choose
to go out into the world.

So what's going on with you?

[sighs] I feel like every
time I talk to you lately,

it's always something.

So I had a bad week.

I wasn't invited
to Olivia's party.

OK, why?

Their reasoning was
she didn't want this

to be the garden party again.

You're not gonna cancel
culture me out on this.

If I had that culture,
she would not be here.

This is why I walk away,
because you're yelling.

But you're about
to walk away.

And it's, I guess, embarrassing.

And my feelings are hurt.

- I know that.
- Yeah.

- It's all over your face.
- And it's all in my throat.

You know, you got
to talk about things,

but you have to talk about
it when you're rational.

You can't talk about
things in the heat of anger

because then you say things
that you don't mean.

But, like, I don't
know how to go about it

because I've never seen it.

And I think I get that--

I don't think,
I know I get that.

I get that from you.

You don't show me how
to, like, handle things.

Because, like, you hid that...
- Well--

With, like, you and Daddy
a lot.

I'm not gonna talk
to you about your daddy.

[dramatic music]

[exhales] I'm an only child,

so it was just three of us--

me, my mom, and my dad.

But when I was in high school, one day I came home,

and my dad was, like--

[claps] gone.

All I know is that
I had two parents,

and then Dad didn't come home
one night, and that's it.

It was like my parents could have worked for

the Secret Service 'cause I had no idea

that the relationship
wasn't working out,

that they didn't
wanna be together anymore.

And you still have
two parents.

[laughs]

Don't laugh,
'cause it's not funny.

OK.

What do you wanna know?

I don't know anything.

The only thing I'll tell
you about that is infidelity.

Dad was probably living a double life

since, like, eighth grade.

It took until my aunt called me
and was like, "Your father is

marrying someone else," for me to realize that my parents

were not a thing anymore.

Like, they were done.

I just don't think that
the fact that he was thinking

with the wrong
part of his anatomy

is something that I need to be
discussing with my daughter.

And I didn't want
you to see my pain.

Like, I get it, but I don't
have that insight

that all my other friends have.

Like, they got to
see their parents argue

and then figure it out.

And I don't know what
that looked like.

Mm.

And that is very hard.

I think that the
reason why I don't argue

is because I grew up in a
house where they did argue.

And--
- Yeah, but what did that

arguing teach you?

It taught me not to do it.

[laughs] I'm serious.

If you think about it,
teaching someone

to avoid a fight doesn't teach
them how to deal with a fight.

So, like, even if it's, like, a simple, like, confrontation,

like, I'll get overly upset
because I've never seen

what it looks like to do that

on a very personal level,

AKA, my parents.

I just wanted to protect
you from the pitfalls in life.

And maybe that was
not necessarily

a good thing because
you didn't learn how

to really handle adversity.

All I can do is apologize
for what I didn't do.

Then from this moment forward,
I will do my best.

You know, there's no book out
there on how to raise children

or what to reveal to them,
or whatever the case may be.

Child, those books don't work.
- [laughs]

'Cause, you know,
you have to actually go

through it in order
to learn these things.

That doesn't satisfy you?

More than what
I had yesterday.

And that's all
you're getting.

- Wow.
- [laughs] For today.

Get out.
[laughter]

Coming up...

Little Craig sullied
Peaches' reputation.

I would like to have a wedding.
- [laughs]

You think I'm kidding.

[upbeat music]

♪

I want you to behave.
Hey, hey, hey!

Come on, Craig.

Craig!
You behave.

Knock, knock.
[knocks]

There he is.

Come here.

There he is.

[laughs] What's up, buddy?
Good to see you.

Hey, man.
How are you?

Good to see you.
- Doing well.

Come on in.
Hey, Craig.

Hello.
I brought you a friend.

I see you did.

- Good to see you.
- Morning, morning, morning.

[chuckles]

- Have a seat over here.
- OK.

I bought him
a bottle of champagne,

a squeaky champagne.

Straight from France.

He will not be
able to shred that.

It's unshreddable.
- Yes, he will.

Yes, he will.

I'm telling
you right now.

Wait.

[squeaking]

OK, Craig.

He's like a piranha
meets the Tasmanian devil.

My dad calls him
the French terrorist.

[laughter]

[squeaking]
- Thank you.

Have you met Randy?

- Hi, Randy.
- This is Shep.

Good to see you.

What would you like to drink?

- What is that?
- That's an Old Fashioned.

Sounds good. Thanks.

So Randy is doing a good job?

- Yes.
- Good.

I mean, nobody will
ever take Michael's place.

Right.

- But he's been good.
- Good.

He's been good.

He's been helping
alleviate my duties

as the official dog walker.

[laughter]

Randy is a lovely man.

He is a server.
He fixes drinks.

It's so much better than Whitney.

[playful music]
[bell ringing]

Whitney?

Jesus Christ.
Ring the bell.

- Whitney?
- Yeah, I hear you.

I'll just--

I should have
gotten a bartender.

This is clearly beyond--

- Well, you know what?
- Here, give me the bottle.

I'll take the bottle,
and you take--

I got it.

Ah, look.

The top is already popped.
- No.

Yes, it is.

Jesus, he is
just ripping that thing.

Well, speaking of
incurring damage,

when he was over here
last weekend...

- Yeah?
- Peaches was involved

in a violation of sorts--

dog parlance.

A roll in the hay,
so to speak.

Yes.

That dog is a feral mess.

He is not feral.
He's--come here.

[barks]
Craig!

That's OK.

He can go see Peaches.

I mean, the damage
has been done.

[wondrous orchestral music]

Craig!

Little Craig--mounted
is too strong a word.

He sullied Peaches' reputation.

I think Little Craig has
to do the honorable thing.

I would like to have a wedding.

[laughter]

Make an honest
doggie out of her.

You think I'm kidding.

[grunting]
- Oh, man.

I don't see anybody
in this room doing

anything in the near future.

[chuckles] I mean--

So let's give you the
wedding you so richly deserve.

He's going to break the--

he's as disciplined
as his father.

[laughs]

God almighty.

Does he have a tuxedo?

I'm going to get
Peaches a wedding gown.

Craig and Peaches.

If Little Craig had his way,
he'd be a bachelor for life.

[laughs] He'd be like Whitney.

[laughs]

I don't want
to preempt anything.

Are you having any wedding
bells ringing in your ears?

No, no.

Taylor's not the pressure
type of gal to do that.

♪

- Hello!
- Hi.

I love you in your scrubs.

Oh, my God.
- I know.

I'm all gross from work.

Do you want a
drink or something?

OK.

But I do want to
see the nursery.

Oh, my God.

This makes me wanna cry.
- [laughs]

I know.
- Oh, my gosh, look!

It's so pink.
I love it.

Honestly, I'm so glad
the nursery is done.

I'm like, I've got time.

I've got time.
No, I don't.

- 'Cause you're due soon.
- I know, five weeks.

- [exhales]
- I know. You?

I'm like--
- I know.

I'm like, am I ready for this?

[laughs]

In my perfect world, I would
get married maybe 30, 31,

start having kids by 32, 33.

[chuckles]
So how old am I now?

Is this the welcome home?
- This is what

she's gonna wear...
- Oh, my gosh.

When I take her
home from the hospital.

And then, look--

Do you have all the
clothes and everything?

Yes. I wanna show you
how many clothes.

Look.
- Oh, my gosh!

This is where I want to be.

I know.

I would just play dress up.

I get giddy about seeing
the cute little children's

clothes, and the outfits,
and the stroller,

and all those things.

Look, for Valentine's.
- Yeah.

I can't wait for her to come.
And so I just come in here.

- I know.
- I'm like, aww.

What do I want
her to wear today?

Yeah.

And Shep's clock might
not be ticking, but mine is.

[ticking]

I think I'm in
the clear as far as

marriage is concerned.

Don't kid yourself.

[laughs]

Every girl wants
to get married.

- Every Southern girl.
- Well.

How many years have
you guys been going out?

Almost two years.

Two years?

If I hadn't had a proposal
after four months,

I would have said--

Taylor is making the mistake of being acquiescent.

So Shep is happy
to just continue

ad infinitum on his terms.

I say give him an ultimatum.

Here's what's amazing,
that there are women

out there that will
put up with the two of you.

[laughs]

Whitney and I are on the

George Clooney-Warren Beatty track.

When it's time
to get married,

we won't have any regrets.
- No.

You know. You can't, like,
why didn't I, like,

have fun in my 20's and
30's, or 40's, or 50's?

[laughter]

[clears throat]
Hm.

Coming up...

But I wanna have fun,
like, go out, have drinks.

You are my ex-girlfriend.

You know, it's just not
appropriate to hang just yet.

You're kidding, right?

[upbeat music]

♪

- Hi.
- Hi.

How are you?
- I'm good.

How are you?

Good.

So I am going to
do a Foxy Chai.

- Oh no. OK.
- I'm so sorry.

No, that's fine.
Oh, it literally says,

"out of chai."
Sorry.

It's fine. - Hello?

- It's just the one day.
- Hi.

- What's up?
- I'm ordering coffee now.

Do you want anything?

Yeah.

They're out of chai.
[laughs]

I tried to order
the same thing.

- Like a hot tea?
- Yeah.

OK. All right. Cool.

[light music]

♪

Hey. What's up?

- Hi.
- How are you?

Good.
How are you?

Good.

- Hi.
- Morning.

Good morning.

Why are you grumpy?

I'm not grumpy.

I'm just run thin right now.

You have, like, a
better manicure than me.

I need to get my nails done.

Yeah. So.

Oh, my God, that's hot.

Oh!

Sorry.

Ow.

OK.

Well, did you have
fun at Olivia's?

Olivia's was fun.

So, like, what about Kathryn?

So during Olivia's party,
Chleb comes up.

And I was like, "Hey.
How are you?"

Like, "Good to see you."

And he just starts
going in about Kathryn.

Conversations that
are just about drama.

He was saying some
not nice things.

Like what?

I'll listen to her, and
then I'll turn on ESPN

and ----in' tune her out.

He just, like,
didn't seem happy.

I think being around her
is ----in',

I don't know.

Why are you dating her then?

One of the lessons that I
learned after, like, everything

happened with me and
you was, like, never

air your dirty laundry
with other people.

And obviously, like, I've
apologized for that.

But me talking badly
about you, I have

so many regrets about that.

And then I'm pretty sure
that Metul did it to me.

So, you know, karma
is very real.

[tense music]

Craig is making me
really uncomfortable.

He's, like, jittery, not making eye contact,

like, looking over
his shoulder.

I mean, like, who's coming?

♪

He's literally acting like I'm
a part of a sting operation,

something that I clearly
don't know is going on.

And I wish that Craig would just

tell me straightforwardly instead of just

acting like such a weirdo.

I don't know why
you couldn't just

tell me this over the phone.

Like, why did we have
to have coffee for you

to tell me that Chleb is
talking sh-- about Kathryn?

But, yeah.
I don't know.

I felt really bad
for Kathryn and not

in like a condescending way,
like, genuinely

feel bad for her as a person.

Yeah. [stammers]

I don't think you had--
whatever.

She and I will
never be good friends.

I just feel like it's
the right thing to do

to hand you this information.

Um, yeah.

Just talk to her.

Maybe.

All right, I'm gonna go.

I'm picking up Paige
from the airport.

Really? Let's do, like,
a fun night out.

♪

You know, I think
one day, maybe.

But I wanna have fun.
Like, go out, have drinks.

It's just, you know,
unfortunately like there are

still, like, boundaries at
the end of the day that

have to be there.

It was nice to catch
up and see you again,

and I like that
we can be friends.

But obviously, like, you know,
my path has taken me on, like,

you know, a path, like,
a relationship with Paige.

You know,
at the end of the day,

like, you are my ex-girlfriend.

And, like, you know,
it's just not

appropriate to hang just yet.

You're kidding, right?

Naomie, you can't
forget the past.

We had an amazing experience.

We, like--
- [scoffs]

We did. It was great.

You know, I think Paige is
being very understanding,

even though she
doesn't understand it

'cause she lives
in New York where

you don't run into your exes.

And if you do, like,
you don't hang out.

And she has been patient with me hooking up with Naomie

while, you know, me and Paige
were figuring stuff out.

I don't wanna push it
by disrespecting her,

you know, any further.

All right.

If I thought that we weren't on the same page,

I would not have
asked Craig to get coffee,

which is very simple.

This was fun.

I am not a weirdo.

I'm not trying to get with
Craig if he has a girlfriend.

That's just not how I am.

So if Craig and Paige feel
awkward, then that's on them,

not me.

All right, bye, Craiggy.

- Coming up...
- I'm just gonna ask you.

Like, are y'all dating?

We're just, like, in that,
like, weird limbo.

Do you think
Madison knows that?

Why does it matter?

[upbeat music]

♪

[line trilling] - Hello?

Hi.

What are you up to?

Oh, are you?
I am in your neck of the woods.

I'm Downtown right now.

Just going to meet Venita
because she asked me.

We need to have the talk.

Do you want to
do it over coffee?

All right.

I will.

Bye.

[upbeat music]

♪

- Hello.
- Hi.

How are you?
- How you doing?

I have not been
here in so long.

I'll do the AM Cleanse.
That sounds good.

OK.
Thank you.

Thank you so much.

♪

Here's your juice.

Thank you.

Hi.
- Hi.

- How you doing?
- This is cute.

- Yeah. It's good.
- I've never been here.

- It's really healthy stuff.
- Yeah, I saw that.

I got a green drink.
How are you doing?

I'm doing good.

With my parents, all I've ever seen

is avoidance when it
comes to fighting,

confrontation, and issues.

So that's why I'm trying to step up and resolve things

with Olivia versus
just letting it sit

and going about my merry way.

- How's it going?
- It's going good.

How was the party?

Um, yeah. It, uh--
It was fun.

- Oh, thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

- Appreciate it.
- Enjoy.

Thanks. Um--

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Well.
- We're here.

- Cheers...
- Cheers.

To this thing.

[laughs] We are here.

I appreciated your idea
to do this.

- I think that--
- Espresso?

- Oh, that was me again.
- OK.

- I got an espresso, too.
- [laughs]

- There you are.
- Thank you.

Appreciate it.

- [laughs]
- You were saying?

Keep going.

No, I was just saying, like,
you and I had a rocky start.

So I wanna be able to, like,
lay it all out on the table.

I think you have a very,
like, false perception

of who I am just based on
the last conversation we had,

and you threw out some
assumptions about me

that I was, like,
really thrown by.

I was uncomfortable with the
fact of how you walked away.

Because I heard you throw
out the word "racist,"

and I'm not about to
stick around for that.

Because you're racist or
because you're not racist?

What?

Like, insinuating
something there,

that was just not cool to me.

But then, like,
when you walked away,

that kinda, like--
it felt kinda dismissive.

I can understand
why walking away

can be perceived like
dismissive, but in my mind

it's just a way to cool off.

I felt myself
getting heated, and I knew,

like, nothing's gonna
get resolved in this moment.

Right.
That makes sense.

I apologize for coming
at you hot like that

because it wasn't necessary.

And that's not who
I am as an individual.

I appreciate that.

So this is going
to be a clean slate.

Like, we won't have
to worry about it.

Now we've gotta worry
about everybody else.

- Right. Yeah.
- OK.

So, like, out of curiosity,
like, with all that, like,

smoke and heat with
Madison and Austen,

you still invited
her to the party.

Madison and I are fine.

And then I got
an earful about it.

What the [BLEEP]
is she doing here?

Why do you care?

No one that I'm interested in
will be friends with Madison.

I hear one thing,
and then I hear the other.

And I'm like, OK, now I'm
just gonna ask you.

Like, are y'all dating?

♪

We've gone on a couple--
like, a group date.

Gone on a date the other day.

And so it's like--we're just,
like, in that,

like, weird limbo.

Do you think
Madison knows that?

Why does it matter?

♪

[sighs] So it's like,

because they were
so deeply involved,

a part of her still feels
like she is entitled

to know, like,
what's going on.

Doesn't he have, like,
three other girlfriends?

- I have no idea.
- Hopefully he don't

break Olivia's heart,
'cause, like, I don't know how

he even does that to anyone.

You have moved on.

It's just not--
it's not worth it.

Like, the girl's engaged now.

She doesn't need to be
worried about that, like--

For sure. For sure. Yeah.

♪

Whoo.
- Is it nasty?

- Oh, God.
- [laughs]

Oh, dear.

Mm.

I almost wanna force you
to try that, just, like,

misery loves company
kinda thing.

- No. [laughs]
- Whoo.

[upbeat music]

♪

[barks]
- Who's that?

Mama!

Oh, you look good.

Yeah.

You got to kiss me.

Mwah.

[laughter]
- You look good.

You blonde today, huh?

Yes, I'm blonde today.

I had [indistinct],
because you know I do

all the different colors now.
- Uh-huh.

You know how your mommy go.

You want something
to drink, baby?

- Something brown.
- Yeah, we got Crown.

Dang, you got a full handle.

Yeah.

Crown and Coke is good.

I don't know if
there's any Coke now.

Let me see.
- Yeah.

Let me see.

Let me see if we got any Coke.

I can't find the Coke.

I can just do this
on the rocks, actually.

There was one in here.

I know there was one in here.

No, it's fine.

It's hidden somewhere.

There's one little
Coke in here somewhere.

I'm having
it on the rocks.

- I can't find it.
- Listen here.

I know there was one in here.

Mom.

I can't find it.

Huh?

What?

- It's all good.
- It's all good?

Yeah.
You want one, or you good?

No, I'll have a beer.

- Cheers.
- Cheers, baby.

[BARKS]

And a water.

Tell me what's been going
on with you, because I ain't

seen you in two and 1/2 weeks.

You've been working hard.

I've been working
literally seven days a week.

- A week?
- Yeah.

I'm pretty damn tired.

- For real?
- Yeah.

What's wrong with you, honey?

Your pants getting
tight, something?

What's that right
there on your shoe?

I mean--

Oh, this is a tag.

Let me see this.

So you got to have
this big thing

hanging off of your shoe?

I mean, you don't got to,
but it's just--

that's the style.

It seems so awkward though.

I mean, if you're playing one
of those basketball shoes--

No, this is the
drip these days.

I don't know.

OK.
Look here.

How's Kathryn doing?

You know, we went through
some stuff recently.

There's this girl named Naomie.
- What?

Her and Kathryn
dislike each other.

So I was at this party.

And you know, we
got to talking.

Yeah?

And it kind of just
bit me in my ass.

I'm just hurt by you
'cause this was embarrassing.

And that's on you.

And I don't really know how
to move forward, you know.

In my heart, I don't wanna
be in a relationship

with somebody I'm
thinking negatively about.

But y'all gonna
sort that out.

You know,
a relationship takes work.

I mean, yeah.
Well, see what you do.

Keep going, you know?

What you need to
do is make a list.

- Come on, Mama.
- I know.

If you can think of
more things you dislike

about a damn person than
you like about a person,

then, hey, ain't going
to make it, baby.

♪

Coming up...

When are you thinking
about doing it?

This week.

Oh, my God.

Might be the only
wedding I throw.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

If I had a kitchen,
I would make you breakfast.

But instead,
we'll order something.

Do you want coffee?

- Yeah.
- What kind?

What kind do you have?

Maple-flavored coffee.

Maple flavored?
Yuck.

- Vanilla?
- No, just regular.

Apple cider?

- No.
- Mint?

- Ew.
- Peppermint Heights?

Craig, do you
know anything about me?

You know I hate mint.
- I know.

Cookies and cream?
- No, just normal.

I'll make a caramel apple cider.

God, I'm excited to
have a--imagine when we

actually have a kitchen, baby.

I feel like there's
a time where we're

gonna be like, remember
when we had the kitchen

in the living room?

[chuckles]

It's pretty hard to play house without having a kitchen

and living out of boxes.

And the fact that
Paige feels comfortable here

with the house like this
is kind of an incredible sign.

- Should we sit outside?
- Oh, we can do that.

♪

I'm excited for
the backyard to be done.

How cute is this little thing?

Oh, the firewood holder?

Yeah.

Good coffee.

I don't really
do hot beverages.

What are you talking about?

You drink tea every night.

OK, fine.

- OK.
- But I'm, like, going to bed.

OK.

But, like,
I'd rather this be iced.

Maybe I'll get an
iced coffee maker.

Is that a thing?

- No.
- Are you sure?

Pretty sure.

They have
everything these days.

You don't really
even like coffee.

You like your chai bullsh--.
- Yeah.

I'm a tea person.
- You be you, you know?

Drink what you want.

I love that about you.

I don't have to be
anyone but myself.

Paige loves me for who I am,
and I love that feeling.

She's my biggest fan.

And I think that's something that I've

been looking for for a
really long time--forever.

So this is--
- All coming down.

No. The trees stay.

We're gonna have
'em trimmed up,

and then the pool
will go there.

And then that area will be
saved for the kids to play.

The kids?

Yeah, like sports and stuff.

You know, I'd love to have
a big family and, you know,

three or four kids.

But I know that's not up to me.

But we both want kids,
and I'm kind of

trying to renovate the house
with that vision in mind.

Where will you put,
like, the grill and stuff?

That's all gonna be
on the deck right here.

Nice.

I think you should put in,
like, a sound system

all around the backyard,
so, like, when

you have parties and stuff.

That's a great idea.

Stick around.
I'm full of 'em.

I mean, we're not
even engaged yet,

but I think I found my person.

I feel like we're
80 years old,

just sitting
in the rocking chairs.

- Whoa.
- Yeah, these are--

- Rockers.
- Yeah, they're real rockers.

♪

[upbeat music]

♪

[light music]

♪

[doorbell dings]

- Hey.
- Hey, there.

How are you?

Come on in.

I'm so excited for the party.

Well, when you hear
what it's about--

[laughs]

So tell me what
you're thinking.

Well, I think that it would
be fun to have a dog wedding.

[organ music]
- Oh, my gosh.

So I need a wedding planner.

Is it gonna be a big wedding
or small and intimate?

It'll end up being
about 25 people.

Might be the only
wedding I throw.

[laughter]

If Whitney got married,
oh, yes, I have

it all planned in my mind--

medieval cathedral, florists from Paris, Valentino doing

my mother-of-the-groom dress.

But of course, I don't get
to make those decisions.

Who will officiate
the wedding?

Well, both Little Craig
and Peaches go

to the same vet, Dr. Burger.
- OK.

I think I can get
him to officiate.

Where are you
wanting to do this?

- Right here.
- In the yard?

In the garden?
- Sure.

Do you like passing
champagne as guests arrive?

I do.

Can you put it in coupes
rather than flutes?

We'll do, like,
the 1950s coupe glass.

Those are more elegant.

- Actually, they're 1920.
- Oh.

Yes.
And then as far as cake?

You know the cakes that were
featured in "Steel Magnolias"?

Yes.

It's a Southern
tradition to have

the groom's cake be
the armadillo cake,

which is red velvet.

Red velvet in the middle.

When are you thinking
about doing it?

This week.

[dramatic music]

And invitations have gone out.

♪

Oh, my God.

♪

[bell dings]

On the next episode of "Southern Charm"...

[church bell dings]
- Should we wear fur?

[laughter]

This might be too pretty
for a dog wedding.

I might save this for people.

I don't know, man.

Marriage is a big deal, right?

Yeah, being with the same
woman, you know, for eternity.

Yeah, scary proposition.

Your girlfriend's
becoming your wife.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, Shep.

Who is that?

That's Olivia's date.

["Bridal Chorus"]

[playing guitar]

♪

Oh, no!

He's got a
last-minute rejection.

Olivia brings a date.

I'm just--
- You know our girl's in town.

Yeah.

♪

When I was in your
position with you, you--

No, you were never
in my position.

You left a loving
relationship to be

with a controlling asshole.

Honestly, Naomie, you don't
affect my life anymore.