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Previously on
"Southern Charm..."

We gotta have a real
conversation, though.

I'm down.

As Vinita learned
to play nice with others...

Hanging out with an ex
is inappropriate.

Craig got schooled

on how to be
Paige's boyfriend.

What if Naomie and I
went to lunch?

No. No. No.

♪ He's got more honeys
than any honeybee ♪

And just as Madison
celebrated being on

the fast track
to wedded bliss...

My type is what I got.

Austen told Olivia
he wanted to pump the brakes.

I just want to, like, take--

- Take it slow?
- Like--

And then, he and the boys
headed to Charlotte

to pack up his childhood home.

To see Olivia, and then
get out of town for a second.

Yeah, tell her how you feel
about her and then run.

And then run
and turn off my phone.

♪ Got the place spinning
around his little pinkie ♪

Meanwhile, trouble was
brewing back in Charleston.

Are you ----ing crazy?

♪ He's got scandals
to pass the time ♪

Because sometimes...

Those are the scars of
infidelity in a relationship.

- The past...
- Cheers.

Can come back to haunt you.

You know sh--,
and I know sh--.

Everyone knows sh--
except Taylor.

There are landmines.
It's going to explode.

[dramatic music]

♪

♪ Mm-hmm

[upbeat music]

♪

- Hello.
- Yo, I'm up.

How you feeling today?
- Good.

[funky music]

I'm hurrying!
I don't like to hurry.

♪

Whoo!

- [shouting]
- Good job.

[chuckles]
I think I'm still drunk.

Um, I'm about to call valet
to get the car.

Let's meet downstairs
in like 15.

Sounds good.

[line ringing]

Your call has been forwarded

to an automated
voice messaging system.

The mailbox is full
and cannot accept

any messages at this time.
Goodbye.

[line beeping]

- Hey.
- Your mailbox is full,

and that's really embarrassing.

No, you need to
minimize your inbox.

[chuckles]

Oh, man. I'm so lazy,
but I'm gonna get up.

Yeah, there was
these girls everywhere.

Oh, man. We were with
so many girls, Taylor.

There were girls.
There was just--

I'm kidding, you nut.

Hey, but, um, we're about
to get our day started.

We're gonna go to
Austen's parents' house

and raid it for the furniture
that's left over.

[chuckles]

I mean, it's--
I'm not gonna raid it.

It's for Austen.

So we're gonna go over there.

And then I'm gonna have lunch
with my nieces,

so life is good.

Okay, I'm gonna let you go,

and I'm gonna get going.

Okay.

Um, all right.

[upbeat swing music]

♪

Are we ready?

- She's cute, right?
- Who?

The girl in the car
waiting for the spot behind us.

Craig,
I thought you don't look at

any other girls
when you're dating somebody.

- Who said that?
- You do.

No, Paige and I appreciate
hot people.

[chuckles]

Wait, so you grew up
in this house?

My parents bought this house
in '96.

How old were you then?

- Uh, I was eight, nine.
- When he moved to Charlotte.

No, eight, eight.

Eight? Three, six. Yeah, eight.

Nine. Okay.
[laughter]

- Carry the two.
- I was eight and a half.

You were a math major.

Is your mom getting egg salad?
'Cause I don't like egg salad.

Know what? Let's call Wendy.
Call Mom.

What if I was like,
"Call--call Wendy."

Shep, do you call your dad
by his name?

Yeah, you call him Rip.
- Hey, Mom.

Um, I'm in the car
with Shep and Craig.

You're on speaker phone.
- Hey, Ms. Wendy.

- Hey, Wendy. It's Shep.
- [laughs]

So we are headed that way.

And the boys and myself
are wondering

what do you have for lunch?
[laughs]

- Yeah, we're hungry.
- Sorry.

[chuckles]

- Ooh.
- Really nice ham.

- Okay.
- Nice.

That has my name
written all over.

Yeah, I can't tell you
exactly what my problem

with egg salad is, other than
the fact that it's just--

it's slimy, it's cold,

it--it smells.

[chuckles]
It's the smell.

All right, well, thanks, Mom.
We'll see you soon.

All right, love you. Bye.

It's weird,
I never say "I love you."

Well, not never, but rarely...
- To your folks?

To, like, definitely
my brother and sister.

I say, "Love you, bye,"
every time.

- Yeah, I do too.
- And it's weird.

[laughter]

Are you being a [BLEEP] boy
to your dad?

[laughter]

My jaws hurt from ----ing
laughing so much.

Tom and Wendy,
we are coming in hot.

I was racing a friend home

from lacrosse practice,
you know, one time,

and this driveway wasn't built.

And to beat him,
I cut through their yard here.

Right there.
I--I didn't beat him.

- No one thinks you did.
- I rolled this house

on Halloween one time,
and they caught us.

We had to come and clean it up.
- [chuckles]

I learned how to rollerblade
in this cul-de-sac.

Oh, my God,
you rollerbladed?

That's so embarrassing.
- Oh, my God.

I loved rollerblading.

Oh, my God,
rollerblading was life.

- It is not cool.
- I rollerbladed like crazy.

Did you have, like, spandex
on when you were rollerblading?

No, Shep.
I was a cool rollerblader.

[chuckles]
No such thing.

- Hello.
- Hey, Aust. How are ya?

- Hello.
- Hi, Dad, Mom.

Good seeing you.

[all speaking at once]

Craig, how are you? Good to
see you.

Hey, Shep.
- My Instagram friend.

Yeah. How are you?

- Good to see you.
- Good seeing you.

Are you hungry?

Yeah, okay.

I'm typically not
an egg salad person,

but if it's famous,
I gotta try it.

Craig, what do you want,
turkey, ham, or egg salad?

And you can have more than one.

I gonna have
a turkey sandwich.

- It's pretty good.
- Okay. Turkey? - Yeah.

You know, you can jazz it up.

Austen, look what I found.

You know, 'cause
we're packing stuff up.

I got a whole box of stuff
to show you.

- Holy sh--.
- You got a lot of stuff.

Me and my dad.
Oh, my God.

Yeah, we've been here
25 years.

So we have great memories
from here.

It's easy to think about
all of the good things

that happened
in my childhood home.

That was you as a baby,
and we've brought Kyle.

There are definitely
some dark times

that happened in that house,
I mean.

I had an older sister,
and she passed away.

When we first moved
to Charlotte,

we went to this place
called Chimney Rock.

I mean, long--long story short,
she--she--

I mean, she fell off the side.

- Kyle cut your hair.
- Yeah.

Check this one out.

Oh, my God.

What?

Katie's not amused either.
Look.

The beautiful thing
about this house is that

Katie was born there.

And it was the new life
being brought into the home,

and it was the first time

that our family had really had
a time to heal together.

"Austen's poetry notebook."

"Pistachio ice cream, grass,
trees, leaves, JELL-O,

"my best green jacket
lying in the snow,

and smelly cheese."
[laughs]

"Katie is so funny.
She is as funny as can be.

"Sometimes
she gets out of hand.

"She's as sly as a crocodile.
But when we finally catch her,

she gives us
her sweet, innocent smile."

Aww, dude.

Okay,
poetry reading's over, guys.

- [laughs]
- Hey, can I have this?

[laughter]

Please put this in your house.

Coming up...

All right, let's go, guys.

Tell me this is
the biggest piece.

- Oh, sh--.
- [groans]

How much an hour
am I being paid?

[upbeat swing music]

♪

Charles.

♪

Much better. Come on.

Do you have a toy?

Oh, you do have a toy outside.

Charles, sit.

Sit.

Charles!
Why are you not listening?

Sit. Ah--[laughs]

He's like, "Mom, can you
just please throw the toy?"

[quirky music]

Are you tired of this game?

Okay.

[line ringing]

- Hi.
- Hey, how you doing?

I'm doing all right.

I'm sitting outside
with Charles

playing fetch,
drinking a little coffee.

- Oh, nice.
- Yeah.

Um, so...

I think that you and I
had a rocky start.

I heard you threw out
the word "racist,"

and I'm not about
to stick around for that.

'Cause you're racist
or because you're not racist?

What?

Got it.

Got it.
Well, I'm sorry you--

sorry you felt like--that way.

So, like, we need
to have the talk.

Do you wanna
do it over lunch,

coffee, a cocktail? What's up?

Yeah, we can do that.

Um, wait a minute.
[line beeping]

Madison's calling me.
Give me one second.

Hello?
- Hey.

- Hey, what's up?
- What are you doing?

I was on the phone
with Olivia just now, actually.

Okay.
Okay, sorry about that. Hello?

Okay.

So...not invited
to the party, got it.

But, like, we need
to figure this out.

Yeah.

I've actually
never had to deal with

something so childish before.

Like, I'm a southern girl.
Like, I understand that

if I'm at somebody's
parents' house, like,

I'm gonna keep it cordial,
keep it cool.

Like, if you and I have issues,
I'll walk away,

or, like, I'll say, like,
"Let's handle this later."

She's not even giving that
an opportunity.

Well, I hope you have
a good party.

Um, and I guess
we'll chat soon.

Okay, bye.

[line ringing]

- Hey.
- Damn, I don't think I've ever

not been invited to something
in my entire life.

Um, did she personally
invite you to go?

Mm.

Um...okay, well.

She doesn't want drama,
but she invites Madison LeCroy

to the oyster roast.
I was like, "Girl...

"How much has Austen
actually told you?"

Because you invited Madison
but you didn't invite me

because you don't want drama.

Okay. Next question, please.
[laughs]

If we can't work it out,
then I'ma just let it go.

I guess we just won't be
a thing, but, like,

it's--it's stupid.
- Well...

[upbeat music]

♪

- Ah, that's perfect.
- I love it.

I love the whole thing
and egg salad by the way.

That's an incredible move.
- Good, good.

Mom, this sign out here
is so weird.

- I know.
- That's just so weird.

So what are we--
do you need help,

like, with anything?
- Yeah, yeah.

There's a few things of mine
that I wanna bring.

So I'm grabbing a bedframe.
- Let's go.

Let's do it.
- Just a couple things.

All right. Let's go, guys.

Thank God that [indistinct].

Now here's the deal, guys.

Please don't hit the walls.

It's not that heavy.

Tell me this is the biggest
piece that we're carrying.

Oh, sh--.
Yes, this is the biggest piece.

Definitely.
- Okay.

♪

[groans]

How much an hour
am I being paid?

♪

Mom, I love this headboard.

♪

Shep, you wanna help me?

Hey, Craig, know when
you had to do things

before you
just paid people to do them?

This is--this is what happens.
- [laughs]

God, moving sucks, huh?

Oh, sh--.

- Mom.
- Oh.

Look at that. Aww.
- What happened?

Look at what it is.

It's Teddy. Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God.

I washed him a few times.
I washed him a few times.

- Kyle never let this thing go.
- No.

Okay, I don't even wanna--

Yeah, we gotta leave that.

Coming home always
put me at ease.

And the fact that it will
no longer be my go-to place...

- Group hug.
- Yay, group hug.

Love you guys.

Is slowly starting to sink in.

Good job. Thanks, man.

All right, guys.
Shall we hit the road?

I gotta go get ice cream
with my little nieces.

Okay, here you go, guys.

I'll give it to Craig.

There's his poetry book.

That stuff's fine.

That's kind of cool to have.

- Mom, love you.
- Love you. Be good.

This is, like,
you know, poetic.

Me, like, pulling
out of the house in a U-Haul

for the last time.

Okay, bye guys.
- Love you.

- Love you.
- Bye.

Wow, that's it, hun.

Coming up...

I mean, Shep even said,
"I don't see myself

holding a baby and burping
a baby at 3:00 in the morning."

How'd that make you feel
when he said that?

[upbeat swing music]

All right.

Little girls.

Hello!

Okay, thanks, Katie.

I swear I won't give them
too much ice cream and sugar.

I'm gonna get y'all
whatever you want.

Don't worry about it.
We're gonna have a good time.

Put on your seatbelts.
- Okay.

You don't have to wear--
you don't have to be

in a car seat anymore, do you?

- No.
- That's pretty cool.

Okay.

Do you guys know where we're
going 'cause I kind of don't?

- Uh...
- Uh, yeah.

- You do?
- Yeah.

- A lot.
- Okay, all right.

We go there a lot of times.

So how have y'all been doing?

- Uh, good.
- School is good?

I know how to spell "house."

House? Go ahead.

H-O-U-S, house.

- One more.
- E.

- E.
- [chuckles]

I see my nieces probably
once every three months.

And that's the coolest part,

is watching these little
spawns' personalities

unfold in front of you.

Try and say,
"onomatopoeia."

- Onomatopoeia.
- It's something.

Yeah, how do you guys
know all this stuff?

- We went to school.
- We go to school,

and we actually pay attention.

- I paid attention.
- Oh, really?

You got kicked out
of a lot of schools.

I got kicked out
of one school.

[laughs]

- I was a bad little boy.
- Oh, my gosh.

How's Craig and Taylor been?

Really good.
Taylor is with Little Craig.

Look at how happy he was.

He's so cute.

I really love him a lot.

I mean, it's kind of crazy.

He's like my little kid,
you know?

Behave.

There's older puppies here,

so you can't go too crazy.

This way.

Who does she have with her?

Hi, you little chicken nugget.

Hi, babe.
- Oh!

Oh, my God.

How are you? Look so cute.
- You do too.

Do you want
a little spritzer thing?

Hydrate.
Should we put Craig somewhere

so he's not--or he's fine?
- He's totally--

Like, everything's fenced in.
- All right, buddy.

He can walk around with us
or stay in here, whatever.

I'm excited for the party.

I know. I know.

But the way, how are things
going with Austen?

We had our first, like,
one-on-one dinner.

I can't even say the word
"date."

Did you guys define
the relationship?

I just want to, like, take--

Take it slow, is that
what you were about to say?

Yes.

- Oh, absolutely no definition.
- I thought you were

about to say "absolutely."
I was like, "What?"

Oh, no, no.

Do y'all think you and Shep

are on the same page
with the future?

No. I mean, he's even said,

"I don't know if marriage
is in the cards for me.

"I don't see myself holding
a baby and burping a baby

at 3:00 in the morning."

How'd that make you feel
when he said that?

I was like, "I hope
that changes, selfishly."

I feel like I'm talking
about some 32-year-old guy

who's just trying
to figure it out.

I'm like, no, I'm talking
about a 42-year-old man

who has, like, been through it
with his siblings,

his sister, and his brother,
and his nieces and nephew.

I'm like, "Where was
the disconnect there?

Like, what happened to you?"

Let's get some ice cream.

[upbeat music]

I'm not a hand talker.

Hey, there.
How y'all doing today?

- Good. How are you?
- I'm all right.

Can I please have
the milkshake, please?

Can I please have
vanilla ice cream

with rainbow sprinkles
and whipped cream?

Boo's gonna get
a chocolate milkshake.

- Chocolate milkshake?
- That's what she wants.

Do y'all want a pint
to take home?

I'm gonna try the mint
chocolate chip right now.

- You're using a used spoon.
- That's the used spoons.

Oh, my hand! It's melting!

It's in big, bold,
black letters.

I saw "spoons."
I didn't--I didn't--

Look, I'm tall.
You're at eye level

with the "used spoons" sign.

All right, girls, let's sit
outside, why don't we?

Being a fun uncle
starts with gifts.

You have to buy
their allegiance.

This is good. I did well.

Try it.
- No, I'm good.

No? You want some?
Oh, talk to the hand.

Did you have good grades
when you were little?

I did have good grades.

The teacher comments were
always kind of funny about me.

One of them said, "Shep thinks
he can get through fourth grade

on charm alone...
he doesn't have that much."

[laughter]

I'm not perfect.

Is that your excuse
for everything? [laughs]

That's a good one.
Feel free to use it.

My problem was I always waited
till the last second

to do my homework,
and study for tests.

You can change that,
you know?

I'm too old to change.

- You could've.
- I could've, yeah.

Shep makes me very happy,

but, um,
our trust was breached.

And, um...
- Is that--

It was like over a year ago.

Saturday, that was when
we were at Halls,

and, like,
you had seen someone.

The girl was there, yeah.

I just see her
and I'm, like, triggered.

- Of course.
- And of course, Shep was like,

"Taylor, you've got to stop.

Like, that was
a long time ago."

I really wouldn't consider
myself a jealous person,

unless you cross me.

And that brings out
a jealous side of me

that I don't like,
but here we are.

Oh, if something like that
were to ever happen again,

I'm out.

I would calmly step away
and say,

"I really feel sorry for you

"and the person that you are
deep down inside,

and, like, have fun with that."
- Good for you.

"Good luck, like,
sleeping at night

knowing that you are
who you are, big time."

Coming up...

Chleb and I
are back together.

[upbeat music]

♪ [scatting]

♪

She did a beautiful job
with flowers.

This is beautiful.

Hey, I heard a lot
of good things about you.

- Oh, good.
- From Nico's party.

- Yes.
- Well, this lovely.

Gary, I can't remember.
Does that get sun right here?

- Yeah, it will.
- Well, if we just wanna

tuck it back in there.

- Just here?
- Muscles.

Oh, yeah, now it's
completely out of the sun.

♪

This is great.
Oh, my, now, what is this?

Oh, my.

Oh, this looks good.

Wow, this is so cute.

I'm excited.

Mmm.

Are you down here testing out
all the alcohol for us?

Yeah, I've had 100 already.

Oh, my gosh,
how cute is that? Mom!

Ooh, that's so good.

My mom is definitely
the perfect host.

She just loves entertaining.

She's that perfect
Southern belle.

She hosts anything
from a Christmas party,

Easter brunch, oyster roast.

Cheers to our first party
with me back.

There's really not
many occasions that my mom

doesn't wanna host a party for.

So what time will everybody
show up?

I don't know. I let them know
there's a bar here,

and they'll be here soon.
- Okay.

[upbeat music]

♪

All right, bud, are you just
gonna play with your toys

or come sit with Mommy
while I get ready?

- Do you like it?
- Yeah.

You know,
you're kind of a lemon.

A lemon's a car that you wanna
return 'cause it's broken.

What?

I thought you were saying
'cause you wanna squeeze me.

[both chuckle]

Oh!

Charles, you wanna come help me
open all these PR packages?

No? Mmkay. [snorts]

I'm excited
for oysters, though.

I know. I haven't shucked
oysters in so long.

Been a long time, yeah.
Give me some hot sauce.

I guess it's that season,
isn't it?

- Yeah.
- Yes.

Chleb and I got back together.

I wanna come home.

Cheers.
- Cheers to our fresh start.

Basically, there's slim
pickings in Charleston.

And honestly,
this is the closest thing

to a normal relationship than
what I've really ever had,

and I don't wanna
let it go so easily.

- You do look nice today.
- You know how we do.

- Hi.
- There you are.

How are you?

Hey, how are we?

Hi. How are you?

Am I supposed
to grab one of these?

Oh, it says that right there. Okay.

- Oh, there's Pringle.
- Hey, John Pringle.

Robin Flowers.

- Oh, how are you?
- Nice to see you.

We met at [indistinct].
- Yes, I've heard.

- Marcie.
- Hi.

This is so pretty.
- Oh, she's so cute.

- Oh, you look so pretty.
- Hi, so do you.

Mom, look at this,
it's eight months.

I was like, that's what I look
like after eating Thanksgiving.

- You're so tiny.
- Thank you. I feel huge.

I'm Robin, Olivia's mom.

I knew who you were
when you walked in.

She's told me so much
about you.

I walked up,
and they were like,

"Do you want a oyster shooter?"
I was like, two things

I cannot have,
so I think I'll pass.

- Ow.
- You have to help me.

Why would you wear something
that you have to need help in?

We look like geeks.

I can walk in them.

I can run, and jog.

- All right.
- And do this, all right?

- This is primo.
- This is nice.

- Hey.
- Hi, how are you?

I wanted to come find you.
I just got here right now.

I saw you. What's up, Chleb?
How are you?

What's up? How are you doing?

I guess I'm not
really surprised.

I know, you know, she can
kind of be back and forth

with her thoughts
and opinions on things,

and I guess, you know,
Chleb being one of them, so.

Well, let's get y'all
a drink, drink.

- Goodness gracious.
- Y'all are adorable.

Her idea. Her idea.

Looks like you're drapes.

I really actually love it.

- [groans]
- Oh, my gosh.

I'm gonna say hi to Austen
and his goofy pants.

Hi.
- Hello.

You look nice.
- How are you? Same to you.

- You look great in this.
- Thank you, thank you.

You're popping off
with the color, yeah.

Me and Shep made a statement.
That's what we decided to do.

Shep's wearing lemons.
You're perfect.

- Hi.
- What's up?

Oh, my gosh,
you look so perfect.

Did you park your sailboat?

I was trying.
That was what I was going for.

Hi, good to see you.

I'm like your first mate, dude.

Hi, Shep.
I'll have a lemonade.

Oh, my God.
Your outfit is just adorable.

- You look handsome.
- Did you see Taylor?

She's matching.
- Oh!

- You look perfect.
- This is great.

I love these pants.
- Thank you.

We're just
a couple of lemons.

She's so gorgeous.
Oh, my God, I love her.

Mr. Pink Pants.

You got a big swingin' dick
with those pink pants.

Listen, man.
I decided to make a choice.

You're like "The invitation
said dress like an asshole,

and by God, I was going to--"
- Whoa, Pringle.

[chuckles]

How you doing, Leva?
Good to see you.

You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

I mean, your daughter said,
what, dockside chic?

- How you been, man?
- Hey, Conor. How are you?

Good seeing you.
How have you been?

Good.

Where are these oysters from,
guys?

So are they ready to--
ready to go?

Oh, I might do the spicy,
but I like the mignonette.

Craig, I like
how you came with

a nautical theme too, buddy.
- No, you look nautical.

Also, John--
his feelings are hurt.

I mean,
no invite to Charlotte?

Geez.
- No.

Thought we were tight.
[laughter]

I'm putting it back
where they found it.

Hello.

How are you?
- What's up?

- How are you?
- You look very nautical.

Ahoy. I love it.
- I know, I know.

[dramatic music]

Oh, sh--.

Hey.

- Your dad's so cute.
- Oh, my gosh.

You look cute in denim.
I love it.

- Congratulations.
- Yes, thank you.

Oh, I haven't seen you,
I guess.

Oh, is this gonna be kind
of the first time

you see people since that?
- Yeah, yeah.

Anyways, what have you
been up to this week?

Uh, Chleb and I
are back together.

Okay, when did that happen?

Like, yesterday
or the day before.

[voice drowning out]

And thinking about seeing
a relationship therapist.

- Hello.
- What's up?

You look like
Jessica Simpson right now.

- Is it that country?
- I don't know.

Okay.
Well, I'm gonna get this drink

and, uh, make my exit.

Thank you.
- Okay.

So weird.
- Thank you.

- Don't make it awkward.
- I know.

What's happening to him?

Y'all are still friends,
though, right?

Y'all are good?
- I thought so, but I guess--

Yeah, has he said
congratulations or anything?

No.

Whatever.

Why is Madison here?

After all the sh-- that I've
said to Olivia about her?

Madison was the person
that hurt me.

I was so vulnerable.

And it is ----ing terrifying,
by the way.

Whatever.
[laughs]

Why would you want
this person around?

Like, you're not going to be
friends with my ex.

Coming up...

- I know you uninvited Vinita.
- Well, I didn't invite her.

[upbeat music]

♪

Look at this.
The shoes are waterproof.

And they got
flamingos on 'em.

Actually, I'm waterproof.
I'm just kidding.

[laughter]

- Whoa!
- Hello.

- Love that. How are you?
- How are you?

Hey, hun.
- Hi, you look so nautical.

- Thank you, so do you.
- How was Saint-Tropez?

- Where's the bar?
- Up here.

Oh, okay. I'll follow you.

What's up?

You in Nantucket
or Martha's Vineyard?

Which one should I be in?

- Chadtucket.
- Chadtucket.

Oh, God.
I think I just heard Whitney.

- Naomie, this is my dad.
- How are you?

- This is Naomie.
- Nice to meet you.

I think Naomie is just
a happy as a clam bitch,

but, um, I did like her hat,
at least.

And her nose looks fine,

and she's got a great tan
all the time and I don't.

- Good to see you.
- This is beautiful here.

Thank you so much for coming.
I appreciate y'all coming.

I wanna run out on the dock.

Oh, that is open
for you to do so.

- And jump off the end.
- You should.

Hey, I'm Chleb.
Nice to meet you.

Chleb?

It's spelt like
"Shh-leb," though.

- "Shh-leb."
- Yeah.

[speaking French]

It means "bread" in Russian.

Where are you from?

Mount Pleasant.

- Congrats.
- Thank you.

I really appreciate it.
Oh, were you hugging me again

or were you putting it down?
- I don't know.

I even feel like I'm getting
back to my college roots.

Like, I haven't dressed preppy
in a long time.

Or I just think maybe
you have a good girl

that knows how to dress
who helped you out.

This was all me, but now,
I try to impress her, though.

- Okay.
- What's wrong?

Olivia decided to invite
my ex to her party.

So what,
I'm supposed to go up to her

and tell her congratulations?
No.

She shouldn't be here anyways.

Like, at my house,
y'all were cool.

Yeah. Well, yeah.

Look, I brought you a trop hop.

Thank you.

Why are you guys talking?

- I hadn't said "hey" to her.
- We're fine.

- You're--you're traumatized.
- 'Cause she invited her here.

Relax, it's okay.

And it's gonna suck,
and it's fine.

- How long you guys lived here?
- Four years, and we like it.

We like it. It's good.
- What's not to like? I mean--

Hurricanes.

Are you from here?

Well, no, I lived in New York
for many, many years.

So when I moved down here,

all my friends said,
"Hurricanes, earthquakes.

And of course, they've had two
major hurricanes in New York.

Worse than here.

Worse than ever here.

So now,
they think I'm a genius.

So they're all leaving
New York.

Look at this little ----ing
potbelly pig.

I know.
I already picked her up.

It's unbelievable.

I thought
I was gonna pop her.

It's kinda got a big dick

for how small it is.
- That's not a dick.

- Oh, it's not?
- It's a nipple.

It's a nipple.
[both laugh]

Well, man, this party
is already

starting off with a bang.
I love it.

I didn't even think
they were friends.

I was surprised
to see her here.

Olivia and Madison.
- They're not.

So why is she here?

Austen, I heard you haven't

congratulated her
on her engagement.

- No.
- I think you should.

Has she ever apologized for
everything she did to Austen?

- No.
- It doesn't matter.

If you're the bigger person,

it'll make you feel
so much better.

You don't have to stay
and talk about it.

Just be like, "Congratulations
on your engagement."

And then be like--
and then walk away.

The fact of the matter is,

is that there were real
feelings there.

And when she got engaged,
it hit me,

and, like, it really hurt,

and I didn't know that
it would so much.

Olivia, you wanna sit down?

Okay, here, you sit on the end,

and I promise you I won't--

I won't throw you
in your own pool.

This is the perfect spot...

Did you tell Olivia all
the sh-- that Madison did?

To go congratulate her
on the engagement.

Hmm, like, your legs
touch the ground,

and I'm, like, swinging.

Should we take over a tray
of shots to the girls?

I'm not gonna do that.

The fact that Madison
didn't give a sh-- enough

to tell me
that she was getting engaged,

it just felt like
a big final "[BLEEP] you."

How are you feeling
with everybody here?

Everything's been good.

I will say, though,

I know Vinita's not--
or you uninvited Vinita.

[dramatic music]

Obviously, this is your--
- Well, I didn't invite her,

so she wasn't uninvited.
- Oh, okay.

- Only--but just--
- That's just, you know,

this is what was told,
or whatever.

And that's why I said to her.

I was like, "It would just seem
kind of fake to have you here

"because I was uncomfortable
at the garden party.

"For me, it wouldn't feel
comfortable having you here,

and acting like things are fine
when they're not."

It's not like y'all have,
like, this big history,

so just--

and it doesn't mean
it can't be resolved.

Gonna come lighten the mood.

- All right, John.
- Oh, yes.

We're gonna do a toast...

- Should we shotgun a beer?
- Yes.

To celebrate her engagement.

Do you want one?
- Thank you. Yes.

What's in this?

Dude, there's food
on this fork.

I used the other end.

The heart?

Yeah, but an edge
of the heart.

- Yes.
- Thank y'all for coming.

Sh--.
[sighs]

- You have your Amex?
- I'm not using my Amex.

I have my Amex.

Wait, this is to Madison's--

your engagement, your party,

Leva just being Leva,

Taylor being the secret
love of my life,

except we'll never
know about it.

[groans]
Sweet release.

Cheers.
- Kay.

- Well, cheers.
- We'll see how this goes.

That's so cold.

Ah, come on.
[burps]

- I like your hat.
- Thank you.

- Everything good?
- Everything's good.

- How are your kids?
- They're great.

They've gotten huge.
- Oh, yeah.

Definitely wanna go talk to
Olivia about

what the [BLEEP] is going on.

I can take it. Here.

My armpits smell so bad.
I'm so sorry.

Me too.
I'm a natural deodorant.

Naomie, we're so cute
in those pictures!

Oh, my God. -
No, you're so cute.

Olivia, you leaving? - No.

Okay.
Well, I mean, let's talk.

- Okay, well?
- What the hell?

- What?
- With Madison, like,

I'm sitting here watching
the five of y'all, like,

[mocking laughter]
"Oh, my God."

I was like, "Oh, my gosh."

I felt slighted.

It was like, "What the [BLEEP]
she's doing here?"

Why do you care?

Why do you care? I don't care.

'Cause no one
that I'm interested in

will be friends with her.
- I'm not friends.

Why do you think I'm friends?
That is where we disconnect.

I just want to coexist.

Inviting Madison is just
a southern thing to do.

I went to her party.
She's welcome to mine.

At this point,
I don't see a problem with it.

We obviously have
a couple of things in common,

or just one.

I'm waiting for the day

for you not to care about her.
- [chuckles] Okay.

Let me know
when that happens.

I cannot stand how present
she is in our conversations.

If you think about it,
our date night the other day,

we want through appetizer,
entrée talking about that sh--.

Went to Madison,
I'm like,

"You know, there's sh--
in her shoes."

Whatever comes out
of your mouth

is ammunition for her
in the future.

Like, that's what I dealt with
for a year.

It's like continuous
dig after dig.

Blocked her for a while.
- Right.

Oh, my God,
like, what was I thinking?

Her roots is,
you know, double wide.

All right, let's stop
beating this dead horse.

Please.

We're going to see
each other again.

We're gonna have
conversations again.

Okay, well.

Austen just got done
telling me,

"Let's take it slow
and feel things out."

But then,
the next thing I know,

you're telling me
who I can't invite to my party?

That's--that's not gonna fly.

Coming up...

Being around her
is ----ing nuts.

- Chleb.
- Why are you dating her then?

[upbeat music]

♪

I, like, need
to lubricate that.

Bye, guys. I'm out of here.

Okay.
Well, it was good to see you.

Good to see y'all.

I'm just gonna say it, Craig.
Like, it's ----ing Olivia.

It's driving me ----ing crazy.

Now, it's like she's BFFs
with ----ing Madison.

She's like, "Hey, guys,

let's just force to pretend
that everything is okay."

I think it's a weird position
to be in

because honestly, this is
the mind [BLEEP] of Charleston.

But, like,
this is Charleston.

You know, no other city
has exes everywhere.

And it's just like
a never-ending ----ing

circle of misery.

Her parents are really nice.

Her parents
are ----ing awesome.

Yeah, they're awesome.

- Naomie, what's up?
- How are you?

Good.

Something came up
on my phone,

like, from, like,
five or six years ago

where I was at your house
for, like, a party.

And I was like, "Holy sh--."

I've known you almost, what,
six years?

- Yeah.
- [chuckles] Yeah.

Yeah.

I've known Naomie longer
than I've known Katherine.

But, you know,
Katherine holds grudges.

And me being her man, I have to
have a grudge with them too.

So the people that
she's mad at,

I have to stay away from.

That's the way she rolls,

but she has a problem with
so many people.

It's hard to stay away
from everybody.

So how are you and Katherine?

I mean, it's hard to--

it's hard to really
talk about that.

I wonder what Chleb's
saying to Naomie.

'Cause she and I
don't like each other.

- Really? That's hilarious.
- We do not like each other.

Her conversations
are just about drama.

So you're feeling
overwhelmed?

Yeah.

You know
I'm not good at drama.

Yeah, I'm not either.

I just, like, don't even
want to talk to her.

I mean, she just got deeper
than what I am.

I'm not a shallow person,
but, like, I'm a simple person.

You know?
All my friends are simple.

We don't really
do the drama thing.

So when she comes home
and talks about, like,

drama stuff,

I'll listen to her
to a certain extent,

and then I'll turn on ESPN
and ----ing tune her out.

You know what?

I think being around her
is ----ing nuts.

I don't know.
- Why are you dating her then?

That's my girl.

Is this a cry for help?

Do you want me to help you?
Do you want--

I don't know what
I'm supposed to do here.

Chleb, you are a good person.
You're a good person.

You clearly are having
these feelings for a reason.

And I don't care about,
like, y'all being together.

But I mean,
that's what relationships are,

you know what I'm saying?
- No, it's not.

I'm sure you and Metul
went through some sh--.

We definitely went through
some sh--

and then when I felt like that,

we broke up because we didn't
need to be together anymore.

Do you think she'll be upset
that you and I spoke?

Of course. I don't know.

All right, and you should
just get a refill from that.

What do you want?
- What do you drink?

Tequila soda, orange.

Just be real.
Just be, like, honest.

Like, you don't need to deal
with a narcissist like that

and somebody who is so toxic,
as clearly, you know.

Chleb.

Chleb!

Oh, he's ignoring you.

No, I don't think he heard you.

- Hmm?
- I don't think he ignored you.

I don't think
he heard either of us.

So what are you doing? - I
know, but I feel like

I'm the person here,
put on this earth

that can break her through
that sh--.

Okay, you have
a savior complex.

You're not that person.

Nobody can break people
out of that.

We'll see.

Give us some time.
- Yeah, we will see.

We'll see.

Oh, my God, Leva,

I just had an interesting
conversation with Chleb.

He doesn't like her.
- What?

He does not like her.

Yo.
Naomie's a ----ing [BLEEP].

Is she?

She was trying to basically
manipulate me

in our conversation.

About what?

And I'm so sorry
I said that word.

Don't be sorry.
That's what she is.

He's like, "Yeah,
we're going through this,

and I'm just trying
to figure it out."

That's also not cool
on his part.

- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?

Why is he talking to you
about that.

Listen, I don't know.

So how did it end?

Me not saying
what she wanted to hear.

So we just ----ing ended it, kinda.

Are you ready to go?

Yeah, we can go.

I just think, like,
the things he was saying to me

are not things that you

"transparently" say
to other people

when you are with someone.

Especially, someone
that like,

your person is, like,
kinda beefing with.

If Lamar said that sh--
about you,

I would--I would gut him.
- Oh, my God.

Do you tell her?

You're the worst person
to tell her.

She's gonna freak out.

- Bye.
- Bye.

Thanks for having us.

What the [BLEEP]?

Chleb doesn't go through life
thinking everyone's after him,

whereas Katherine does.

So if you give any information
to anybody else,

it's messy, super messy.

Yeah, that's, like,
grounds for, like, war.

On the next episode
of "Southern Charm..."

Oh, it's, like, erotic.
I'm not kinky.

I don't want to be hit
with, like, a paddle.

Little Craig has sullied
Peaches' reputation.

He has to do
the honorable thing.

I would like to have a wedding.
- [laughs]

You think I'm kidding.

All I know is that
I had two parents.

And then dad didn't come home
one night, and that's it.

I'm not gonna talk to you
about your daddy.

What if we do couples therapy

and, like,
stuff doesn't get better?

You don't need that girl.

- Mm-hmm.
- Walk away from that one.

I just heard "racist" and I
was like, "I'm not doing this."

When you walked away,
it felt kind of dismissive.

I like that
we can be friends,

but it's just not appropriate
to hang just yet.