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Previously on
"Southern Charm"...

She said she was late.

And for four days,
I was like, "[BLEEP]."

As Shep and Taylor

grappled with a potentially
life-changing revelation--

Can you imagine a baby Shep?

[upbeat music]

♪ Times have changed

♪ Don't you know?

Madison dropped
big news of her own.

- I am engaged.
- Could have been you.

- [laughs]
- What a poor bastard he is.

No, no, no, calm down.
I don't need--I don't need--

Don't tell me to calm down.

And after Olivia

struggled to make
new friendships at my party...

I felt bad that I saw her,
like, get attacked.

♪ Whoa, oh, oh

Austin
and Craig mended theirs.

Just try not to, like,
sabotage my relationship.

♪ You got a hand it
to the man ♪

But when Kathryn and Chleb
attempted to do the same...

I didn't know what I was
getting in to before then.

They did not get
their happily ever after.

I can't keep trying

if I don't feel like
you're trying.

Damn.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

♪ It's easy as making you
think that you love me ♪

[upbeat music]

♪

Damn, girl,
you look good today.

♪

Okay.
Get in.

[dog grumbles]

It's just a hot tub.

♪

Let's give you star eyes.

Dang it.

I broke my nail because
of these sticky things.

♪

[phone ringing]

Stay.

Come on, man.

Hey, Mom.

Oh, the two-fer.

What's up?

When are you guys moving
to Seabrook?

My folks decided to move

40 minutes
outside of Charleston,

so they're gonna sell
my childhood home in Charlotte.

I'm gonna help you guys empty.

I'm gonna come to Charlotte
and hopefully grab some things.

I mean, I get
daily phone calls from Dad,

like, "Hey, I found
this old leather glove."

Yeah.

It's making me sad.

It'll be very tough to say,
like, goodbye to the home

that me and my sister
grew up in.

Nostalgia.

My first kiss
and, like, high school parties

that I
shouldn't have been having,

sneaking out at night.

Gosh, I mean,
what don't I think about

when I think about
my childhood home?

I mean, it means
everything to me.

♪

Okay, so I just want to get
it done so I don't have to,

like, think about not spending
Christmas there and whatnot.

Hmm.

I feel sorry
for the poor son of a bitch.

I tell you that much.
How are you feeling about that?

But?

[chuckles]

Consider me
successfully moved on.

♪

It's that hour.
Champagne please.

Okay.

♪

Remind me to get orchids.

Oh my god, Mom.

This whole thing is a mess.
I mean--

You know what?

We have to reorganize it,
and there's stuff there

that I don't drink.

Without Michael,
I just don't pay attention.

I mean, it's like
our supplies are dwindling.

Well, I'm gonna let you
deal with this tomorrow

because Venita
and Madison

are just gonna come over
for a drink,

but right now,
I'd be happy with champagne.

I'm ready for a glass.
- Okay.

I'd like mine in a coupe.
They're more elegant.

Ooh.
- Great.

Let's go out on the piazza,
and I'll bring the glasses out.

You know what?
More matching.

Hold on.

Where are all the--
oh, here we go.

Matching champagne glasses.

Oh, here's the tray, okay.
I'll just--

I should have
gotten a bartender.

This is clearly beyond--
- Well, you know what?

Here, give me the bottle.

I'll take the bottle
and you take--

I got it.
I got it.

[quirky music]

[laughs]
Well...

Go ahead.
After you.

Let's just say this.
We're a little more casual now.

This is the proper way
to do a martini.

You see?

You have to do it
in that bag,

the Lewis ice bag,

and if you don't,
it's not done properly.

You have to have
the right mallet.

Michael, he has
the magic martini touch.

Mm.

You're not supposed
to fill the glass

all the way up at the top.

However,
I'll make an exception.

[laughs]
- Hello.

- Well, there she is.
- How are you guys?

Look how pretty you look.

Look how great you look.
This is your color.

- How "purty."
- Thanks.

You look like a--
just a peach.

I'm trying.

I mean,
we all make an effort.

All the women
in the town make an effort,

and every time I see you,

you've got on
some old gray T-shirt.

Who cares
how I look around the house?

I do.

♪

Oh, my gosh.
- Oh, thank goodness.

- Am I saving the day?
- Yes.

- Here comes a beauty.
- Hi.

- The beauty.
- How you doing?

- God, you look good.
- Thank you.

Look how beautiful
these two women are.

- Good to see you.
- So good to see you.

Are you giving them issues?

- We're giving him issues.
- Oh, great.

[laughs]
- Here, hold on.

Here is some champagne.
- Oh, thank you so much.

I'm now
the new Michael, so...

- Well, where is your apron?
- [laughs]

Hey, an apron would
cover up that gray T-shirt.

- Exactly.
- [laughs]

All right, have fun.
both: Thank you.

So I've heard
you are engaged.

- Yes.
- Let me see.

- Look how good.
- It's nice and big.

[laughs]
That's exciting, though.

I know.
It is.

I knew that I was gonna
lock Brett down

as soon as I looked at him.

He had these kind eyes,
and I mean, yeah,

I fell in love instantly.

I knew you were
gonna get engaged.

He planned it
with my son, with Hudson.

Aw.

It was very intimate,
very sweet.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you.

And it's a beautiful ring.

My mom always said,
"When you know, you know,

and, like, just go with it."

Yeah, I got married
after three months.

- Really?
- I didn't get engaged.

I got married.
- How long did it last?

Let's see,
which one was that?

Oh, Lord.
[laughs]

So can you top this, Venita?

I unfortunately
cannot top that.

Well, Venita
is still so young.

Her birthday's Friday,
and mine's

a little bit before that,

so we're gonna have
a joint party.

So you're doing
a joint birthday?

We are.

So it's happening at
a house south of the Battery.

It'll be a solo girls' event,
so it should be super girly,

like pink, florals.
- Yeah, garden party themed.

Pretty.
You know what?

I'm wearing
that Dolce and Gabbana

that I haven't worn,
the pussy dress.

Love that.

Where else can you wear
a kitten dress to a cat fight?

[laughter]

Hopefully,
it's not as crazy as that.

I'm in a different headspace
this year,

so my party is not gonna be--
our party, excuse me.

Uh, first of all,
it's my party.

Let's start there.

[laughter]

This is a true test
of friendship here.

- Yeah.
- [chuckles]

[upbeat music]

Hold tight, buddy.

Whoo!

Right here.
- All right.

All right, we made it.

Alive and well.

All right, hopefully,
no one steals it.

[laughs]
Then you're walking home.

- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, what's up guys?

How are y'all?
- I called earlier.

There's a two top
right over there

if y'all want to grab it.
- Thank you.

Bare bones table
we have here.

Shall I pull out your chair,
or do you not care?

No, please don't pull out
my chair, you weirdo.

[laughs]

I know it's date night,
but all good.

Did we need to grab menus?
- I think they're coming.

- The table looks barren.
- It does look barren.

About as barren
as my ovaries.

You're not barren.

You had a scare,
but we're out of the woods.

You gonna high five
to my pain and misery?

Taylor, what do you think
it does to me?

Nothing.

For three days,
I was ready to, like,

figure out how to
change my life drastically.

- You did not think about that.
- Not true.

Honestly,
I thought, just--

just shoot me
right between the eyes

and let's see where it goes.

Guys, how are y'all
doing tonight?

Here's some specials.
- It's terrifying.

It's darn right terrifying
is what it is.

So the Rockefeller
sounds great,

and then we'll split
the she-crab soup.

Cool.
Be right back, guys.

Thank you.

I think you're being
a little flippant

about my emotions.

You didn't even ask
how I felt.

You just thought like,
"Oh, no, there is a scare.

What am I gonna do?"

Like, you haven't
ever really said,

like, you know,
"If things were to ever happen,

like, you can trust in me."
- You can.

"And you can trust me
to be there,

"and you can trust me to be
faithful and be supportive

and all those things."
- Where do you think I'm going?

What do you think I'm doing?

Shep, have you
been faithful to her?

There was some text messages.

It was an old flame, and I
kissed a girl in a stairwell,

but that's all it was.
- I would break up with you.

- Okay, cool.
- Yeah.

- She-crab soup.
- Yeah, all right.

- Beautiful.
- And the soft shell.

- Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness.

Well, apparently,
I'm not a safe bet.

[laughs]

- I think you're kind of not.
- Really?

That's so rude.

If I was pregnant,
I would want

the rightful steps to be taken,
which would be marriage,

but I don't know
how much he would,

like, step up to the bat,
which is really sh--.

I mean,
you've said it yourself.

You don't want to
get married and settle down.

The minute you tell me I need
to do something a certain way,

I will do the exact opposite.
- That's what scares me.

But I want you.

Well, what if I want things
later on in life?

I probably will.

♪

Coming up...

Like, she just thinks
everything I say--

- You don't care, you know?
- I do care.

I just--
I don't know how to show--

I don't know how to show
the emotion like that.

Is it worth it?

[upbeat music]

♪

- Table for two.
- Absolutely, this way.

Thank you.

♪

Do you want to get started
with any cocktails

or anything?
- Sauvignon Blanc.

- I'll grab that for you.
- Thank you so much.

Yeah, no problem.

♪

Oh, hi.
Is that my date?

- Hey.
- How are you, sexy?

- Good, how are you?
- Good.

I've never been here.
It smells like--

It's like sushi.

[laughs]

I've been craving sushi
so bad since I left L.A.

Doesn't that sound bomb?
- Oh, they have edamame.

That's the little beans, right?
- Yeah.

[laughter]

Here's that
Sauvignon Blanc for you.

- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

Did you want to grab anything
to drink to start out with?

Yes, can I have a painkiller?

Yeah,
and did we want to get started

with any appetizers
or anything?

Actually,
a shrimp tempura roll.

Did you want the beans?

Yeah, let's get
the edamame, the beans.

- The edamame?
- Is that what they are?

The beans?
Close enough, you know.

Can I do
the spicy tuna roll, please?

- For sure.
- Thanks so much.

- Yeah.
- You look very sexy.

My boobs are
a little bit big for this,

but I just went for it.
I was like, "You know what?"

I love it.

"Why not?"

Thanks for being
my date tonight.

I know,
I needed to see someone

with some positive light.
- Good.

I'm happy to be that for you.

You haven't been plagued
by the Charleston, like,

---ing bug yet, you know?

Oh, I got hopped on
by some Charleston people

at Naomie's party,
don't forget.

Yeah.

I was with her
when she invited you,

and I heard her
say the intention

was to have a peace offering.
Then I talked to you.

You were like,
"I don't want to be here."

And I couldn't make sense
of the whole thing.

So did you go
tell Kathryn that,

and that's why
she screamed at me?

No, no, no.

I mean, what are you
trying to do right now?

Well, thank you
for having my back.

It, like,
really means a lot, truly.

Austen goes, "You and Kathryn
take down the mean girls."

[laughs]

Aw, see, look at you
smiling and giggling.

- [laughs]
- Oh, my god.

No, I'm attracted
to him, obviously.

He's tall.
- He's tall.

Case in point.

That's, like,
number one, yeah.

But we're taking baby steps,
he and I.

Yeah, that's good.

Like, I'm like,
"Oh, that's romantic,"

and then something will happen,

and I'm like,
"Oh, that's a homie."

You could be
the one to change that.

[laughs]
Oh.

- Edamame for you guys.
- Thank you.

You're welcome.
Shrimp tempura.

Thank you.

Yeah, well,
speaking of dating,

how's it going with Chleb?

After my party,
we got in a really big fight,

and he left
and was gone for six days.

Okay.

I invited him
over to dinner

so he could hear what I needed.

I was trying to open up
to him about

some issues
in our relationship.

It didn't go over so well.

I didn't know
what I was getting into

before dating you.

Like, three months
in our relationship,

you threw the kids
straight on me.

If you're feeling
overwhelmed emotionally,

maybe you should just
not be in a relationship.

I think we just need
to just, you know, calm down.

This is not working.

Oh, sh--.

- So I broke up with Chleb.
- Oh, my gosh.

I know.

At this point in my life,

I'm looking
for a forever person.

I want the person
that is looking

at the big picture,
the 5-year plan,

the 10-year plan with me.

Oh, and y'all got that place
together and everything.

Damn.

I want to have a partner
I can, like, open up to,

and them support me and listen
to me and give me feedback,

but whenever I would open up
to him,

I mean, he's an athlete.

He's very much, like,
no emotions.

I mean he's been told
all his life,

don't feel
your emotions basically.

Yeah.

Lots of changes.

[soft dramatic music]

♪

- You drink this straight up.
- Oh, we doing straight now?

Yeah.

Appreciate the last couple
of days, man.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

Take a seat.

Damn, boy.

[laughs]
It's strong, right?

It's good?

- What is this, 1,000 proof?
- I had to get you right.

[laughter]

- Right.
- How you doing?

Are you all right?
Like, I'm concerned.

I'm concerned
for my damn self.

You know, I haven't talked
to Kathryn today.

I haven't talked to her yesterday.

She's in my head.
You know what I'm saying?

- How long y'all been dating?
- About a year and four months.

So it's been a minute, man.
- A long time.

It's heavy, man.

- Yeah, yeah.
- It's heavy.

I hate that for you, bro.
- So I'm so confused, man.

When me and Kathryn
first started dating,

everything was happy.

Like, nothing--
we had no arguments, nothing.

I felt like I was destined
to be in her life.

I miss her a lot, man.

I miss her being close
to me, her warmth,

hugging her,
you know, kissing her.

I mean, I love her, so...

I really don't want
to break it off

the way we broke it off,

but, like, when I talk
to her, I have a hard time

showing my emotion.

Like, I feel like she wants me
to have a sad face, you know,

like, "Aw, you know,
I feel so sorry."

[laughs]

I just--I don't
have that in me, but--

- We don't got the--
- But I mean what I say.

That's in the bloodline, bro.

Yeah, so, like,
she just thinks, like,

I'm just--everything I say--
- You don't care.

You know?
I do care.

I just--
I don't know how to show--

I don't know how to show
the emotion like that.

- I know, bro.
- You know, so that's--

and nothing gets settled.

Is it worth it?

That's what
I'm trying to figure out.

Is it worth it?

♪

Coming up...

- Hey with three Ys.
- Three Ys?

"So we should meet up."

When you say "so,"
it makes you sound unsure.

- Period?
- No punctuation please.

What?

[upbeat music]

Call Kathryn Dennis.

[line trilling]

- Hey.
- Hey, how are you?

I know.

I have yet to pick out Hudson
a Halloween costume

because he's into
this whole, like, scary thing.

He's, like, total boy.

I'm like, "Wait, I wanted you

to be, like,
a little elephant."

- [laughs]
- So oh, well.

Nothing, I was calling you

to see if you wanted
to come

to the garden party
that Venita and I are hosting

for our birthdays this weekend.

Well, thank you.

Yeah, it's, like,
super girly, no boys, pink.

You could wear blue.

Like, I'm not worried about you
and anything that you wear.

[laughs]

Um...

I mean, you know,
let's be honest.

Venita's issues
with Kathryn, I think,

will probably linger
for a while.

Say something to her.
Say what's up.

Just be positive towards it.
- I know, but, like, wait.

So, like, she invited me,
but we don't, like, chit-chat.

But this is
a joint party,

so I think that if I have
a guest list as well,

I mean, she didn't ask me
if she was gonna bring whoever

she was wanting to bring.
I think it's fine.

Yeah, no, I mean,
from what I know

and Venita has told me
that, you know,

she wants to start
a clean slate with everyone

and honestly just wants
to have a good time.

I hope.

Yes, and I was hoping that
maybe you would ask Olivia.

I know I don't know her
that well, but you know.

Well, I will see you
this weekend.

Okay, bye.

♪

- Yo.
- What's up?

I haven't hit golf balls,
Craig, in I can't tell you

how long, so...
- Really?

That's why we're going on
the range to practice, right?

Exactly.

I have my kicks on today.

I haven't worn them in ages,
but like Deion Sanders says...

Those are cool.

"You look good,
you play good.

You play good, they pay good."

That's actually
not the saying.

You look good, you feel good.
You feel good, you play good.

You play good, they pay good.
- Whatever, dude.

- I love it.
- That's literally--

Maybe I'll put it
on a pillow.

- Feel good.
- I'll call Deion.

[laughs]

♪

When did you play last?

Shep asked me
to play the other day.

Nice.

I have this, like,
huge meeting on Thursday

with Harris Teeter
in North Carolina.

I literally could increase
production, you know, 10x.

- That's exciting.
- Yes.

And then I'm gonna go
to my folks' house

in Charlotte because,
as you know, they just sold it.

- Right.
- They're moving here.

And basically say goodbye
to my childhood home,

which I haven't even
thought about yet.

That's insane.

I need some, like,
emotional support to come back

to Charlotte with me,
and I also need you to help

me move some furniture,

but the first thing
is the most important, Craig.

Moving sucks.

Not a lot of furniture,
just a little bit.

- Yeah, I'll come up with you.
- Thank you.

That could be fun.

Look at us, both in
healthy places in our lives,

business is going well,

and then
relationship-wise, like,

I'm happy you're over your ex.
Like, I mean, you are, right?

Craig, what are you
talking about?

I'm just making sure
because that was

a terrible time for all of us.

- Yeah, I know.
- Olivia is cool though.

I like her.
- She's very cool.

And she's chill,
and she's levelheaded.

I think it's cause she's tall.

I think that tall people
are just more, you know,

go with the flow-y, you know?

And short people are like...
[roars]

Just angry little demons.

Oh.

Like, do you want
to hang out with her?

Yeah, I do.

We, like, you know, hang out
with Shep and Taylor a lot.

Like, you know, we haven't
gotten much one-on-one time,

and I'm kind of
keeping it that way.

I don't want
to fast track anything.

Are you getting
any vibes from her?

Yeah, her vibe is that she's
confused as sh-- by me,

that she can't read me,
and I don't blame her.

I mean, if you're not ready
to date or something,

you just tell her, but be like,
"But maybe I'll get there,

"but, like,
I don't want to hold you back

from living your life."
- You know what?

Should I text her?
- Yeah.

- Hey with three Ys.
- Hey with three Ys?

That's weird.
- Hey.

Okay.

"Hey, so I was thinking
we should meet up

tomorrow and grab a drink."
- Don't do that "so."

Just do the "hey."

It's more affirmative
to be like,

"So I think we should get

drinks tomorrow,"
but if you say "so,"

it makes you sound unsure.

"Hey, I think we should
get drinks tomorrow"?

That's just, like,
very, like, presumptuous.

No, I said, "Hey, so we're
gonna get drinks tomorrow."

That's so presumptuous.
Don't you think?

"Hey, so clear your schedule.
We're getting drinks tomorrow"?

I think that would be
exciting as hell to receive.

- Period?
- No punctuation please.

What?

Punctuation is worse
than emojis.

- What about three periods?
- That's not confident.

"Hey, so I think you
should clear your schedule

and we should day
drink tomorrow."

- Yeah.
- Sent.

That'll be great.
I can see Olivia.

I just need to be back.

And then get out of town
for a second.

Yeah, tell her how you feel
about her and then run.

And then run--and then run
and turn off my phone.

♪

Oh, my God.
- Coming up...

- Isn't this beautiful?
- Look at the ribbon.

- I know.
- Kathryn and Olivia?

[soft dramatic music]

[upbeat music]

♪

Oh, my god.

[elegant music]

This looks so good.

Oh, my God,
are y'all kidding me?

Welcome to
your birthday party.

Really?
Oh, thank you.

This is perfect. Hey.

Oh, Erica, are you kidding me?

You did so good.

- Oh, boy, this is even better.
- I know.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

You outdid yourself.
I'm speechless, like--

Well, this will be
full of desserts.

So cocktail hour
will be over there?

Yes, and then we'll open
the gates for everybody,

and then y'all will come
and do a birthday celebration.

Do you love it?

- I could cry.
- I know.

Oh, my God.

Venita.
- Hi.

- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

Oh, my God, it looks so good.

Here, let me take your bags
so you can look at everything.

- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Isn't this beautiful?
- Look at the ribbon.

- I know, with the monogram.
- You see my robe?

You know I live
for a good monogram moment.

I know.

Kathryn and Olivia?

Yeah, no, I went ahead
and invited Kathryn,

told her to extend the invite
to Olivia.

- Mm-hmm.
- I think it'll be good.

I'm hoping positive vibes.
- Mm-hmm.

Oh, okay.

You know how I feel
about both of them,

so why would you invite them
to our birthday party

and not tell me?

The guest list is pretty,
I think, solid right now.

My girlfriend Tati
is coming in for it.

Oh, good,
I can't wait to meet her.

I'm excited.

And then we have Patricia,
Leva, Naomie, Marcie.

- Okay.
- Taylor.

Okay.

Sarah.

Me and you. Done.

- Perfect.
- That's perfect.

It's like, okay,
so whose side are you on?

- Well, should we get dressed--
- Yeah.

- So we're ready?
- Mm-hmm.

All right, let's do that.

Could you help me tie this--
back of this?

Mm-hmm.

I don't need it tight.

Okay.
Like that?

Yeah.

So are you excited?

I'm excited.
Are you?

- Mm-hmm.
- Let's party, birthday girl.

- Ooh.
- Libra season.

- The best season that exists.
- I mean, I think so.

So what made you decide
to invite Kathryn and Olivia?

I mean,
I was invited to her party,

and you know, I don't
really know Olivia that much,

but I figured Kathryn--
- Would want her there.

I mean, it's fine.
- No, you tell me.

I mean, we can't do anything
about it now.

They're gonna be here.

No, but, like, we can
change that if you would like.

- No, no, no.
- If you feel some type of way.

The day of the party,
I can change the guest list?

Like,
how non-Southern belle

would that be?

I can't pull a Madison
on Madison.

It's like--
she uninvited Austen

to his own birthday party.

Place cards are your glasses.

Is there a glass
for me, Madison?

I didn't think
you were coming.

- He was invited, right?
- Well, I uninvited him...

- Holy sh--, are you kidding?
- Because he's too attached.

You think?

Madison can push buttons,

and she knows
how to do it very well.

I'm gonna
have fun regardless.

But, like, it's never
crossed my mind ever

that Madison would try
to push mine.

Yeah.

♪

It's pretty.
- Looks good.

I'm excited
for the girls to arrive.

We'll just start drinking
from the champagne tower.

I don't think
we're allowed to.

It's your party.

I don't think
we're allowed to do that.

I just poured these
a few minutes ago.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Oh, they have little hearts.
How cute.

Cheers.
Happy birthday.

Thank you.
Happy birthday.

- Thank you.
- Hello.

Oh my gosh, ladies.

- You guys look beautiful.
- Yes!

- This is gorgeous.
- Oh, absolutely.

Thank you.

I would, of course, love
a glass of champagne,

but I can't.

Oh, we'll get you
a sparkling water.

Hi.
You look so good.

You look beautiful.

We're popping.
We're popping out.

Good.
How are you?

Let me see.
Oh, my gosh.

I just found out
you were engaged.

- Yes.
- It is so beautiful.

Thank you.
Thank you.

- Oh my gosh.
- Oh, that's beautiful.

- He did good.
- Well, how did he propose?

Yeah, like I haven't heard it
500 times.

He proposed actually
involving my son.

- I'm gonna cry.
- It was so sweet.

Would you like
a glass of champagne?

Oh, sure. Hi.

Thank you.
Thank you.

- Hello.
- Hi.

Look how pretty you look.

Hi, baby.
Happy engagement.

- I know.
- I love it.

- Isn't it gorgeous?
- God, classic, beautiful.

It's way bigger
than I thought,

but what a good surprise.

I was like, "Whoa."

- It's so pretty.
- Hello.

It's your birthday,
too, right?

- Yes.
- Thank you.

Oh, my God, Madison, your ring.
Oh, my God, you're engaged.

Oh, my God,
oh, my God, oh, my God.

It's like, "It's my party.
It is my party."

Madison, I feel like
this is the vibe

for your wedding shower too.
- Yeah.

Maybe that's what this is.
No, I'm kidding.

[upbeat music]

♪

Coming up...

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Hi, Kathryn.

Hi, Naomie.
How are you?

[BLEEP] that bitch.

[upbeat music]

♪

Hello.
The party has arrived.

Mwah.
Hi.

How are you?
So nice to meet you.

Did you get to say hi
to Marcie and Taylor?

- Yes, I did.
- Okay.

- I think she's eight months.
- She looks so good.

So I'm curious for, like,
Kathryn and Olivia's arrival.

Oh, I didn't even know
she was invited.

Interesting.
- Mm-hmm.

- That's gonna be a moment.
- Yep.

♪

- Oh, baby girl.
- I just said it.

I was like,
"I need that little fan."

- Little hand fan.
- Oh, yeah, baby.

- Smart.
- This is a lifesaver.

Charleston down here
in the low country.

It gets a little hot.
- A Charleston tea party.

- Thank you so much.
- You're so welcome.

Hi, guys.
This is so beautiful.

Everyone is in pink. Hi.

- Hello, beauty.
- Oh, my goodness.

How you doing?

Oh, God.
Oh, God.

What is it,
birds of one flock?

Me and Naomie,
the two klutzes.

Can y'all pull it together?
Because we have to look cute.

One feather,
two flocks of one bird?

Two birds of one flock?

Two birds of one feather?
- Are you okay?

It's birds of a feather
flock together.

Oh, birds of a feather-- -
I was gonna let her have it.

Two birds,
one flock together.

[laughter]

Whose house is this?
- Madison's client's house.

Okay, I'm gonna go say hello.

It is really sunny right here.
- Hi.

- Hi, guys.
- Congratulations.

Oh.
- I know.

Leva, can I ask you
a quick question?

Yeah.

You seem to have figured
things out with Kathryn.

Mm-hmm.

How do I walk
into that space?

Oh, I'm so glad
you're mentioning that

because there's something
in your heart still there.

Cause I haven't gotten
the chance to, like,

sit down and talk to her
about how I feel about it.

Yeah, like, there's still
stuff on your heart.

Yeah, there is cause, like,
I want her to, like,

know about it
so we can actually grow

and build a friendship.

- Yeah, heal it up.
- Yeah, but cheers to...

- Then we'll let it go.
- Being big girls.

- Yes.
- I feel like...

like drapes, you know?
- No, you look beautiful.

Are you excited?

I am.
I really am.

Like, this isn't--

I'm making it more
in my head than it needs to be.

It's just because, like,
I want you to be comfortable

and have fun at these things.

And I want you
to be comfortable and have fun

because you've had my back,

and for them to try
and, like, take away your voice

and shut you down, really--

like, it makes me feel bad
because I don't want it

to be a burden,
you as my friend, you know?

I just hope everyone's
on the same page.

I know, right?
It's like a game.

I'm preaching to the choir.

Garden of games,
kind of like Hunger Games.

Oh, my gosh.

But today, don't get triggered
because that's

where things get blown
out of proportion

and that you're the reason.
- It won't be on me.

Yeah, don't be
the reason for it.

I'm not a dramatic person.

♪

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Yes.
- They have arrived, okay.

Let's--she can't--listen,
she kills a theme, okay?

- The pink hair.
- Hello.

They look so cute.

- Hi.
- How you doing?

- I love all the pink.
- Thank you.

How are you?

- Thank you so much for coming.
- Thanks for having me.

Hello.
How are you?

Thank you so much.

- Congratulations.
- Thank you for coming.

- So today is the actual day?
- Tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

We celebrate one day early.
I need a day of rest.

I just like--

I knew immediately.
- Yeah, that's great.

Oh, are you talking
about her engagement?

Yeah.

Like, mom to mom,
like, I know how hard

it is to find someone
that you really believe

is right.
- Right.

So, like,
the place you are, like,

I'm just so happy for you.
- Thank you.

Oh, my God,
you're gonna make me cry.

- No.
- No, no, no tears, no tears.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm so tired of being
the bigger person.

I don't want to be
the bigger person.

Hi, Kathryn.

How are you?
- Hi, Naomie.

How are you?
Good to see you.

Thank you.

[BLEEP] that bitch.

- Okay.
- Hi.

You look beautiful.
- Hi.

So do you.
Thank you so much.

I think so.
I think we did.

- Talk it out.
- Let's go over here.

But yeah, I mean,
I think with Kathryn,

there's so much
unexplained history there

that you couldn't have known,

especially if, like,
you only have--

you know, there's three sides
to everything and, like,

you couldn't have--
- But that's what--

I was just trying
to make clear,

and I didn't get a chance
to say it.

I'm not coming in on sides.

It was simply
she's being spoken about.

She's not at the party.

It's just,
like, out of decency--

Mm-hmm.

I respect that,
and I also respect, like,

that you didn't back down
on your point,

even though it probably
was a lot,

having everyone
be like, "Grr, grr!"

Thank you.

Girl, and I respect the sh--
out of that.

Like, whatever other problems
are happening,

like, have nothing to do
with you, you know?

Yeah.

I'm happy for us to,
like, move forward from it,

and so we're good.

I appreciate Naomie
for coming up

and saying sorry

for how things played out,
but do I trust her

and the rest of the group?
No.

All right, this was good.
This was good.

I feel good about this.

Now, we can, like, move on.

Let's take photos.
This way is good.

Thank you.
No, you're fine.

I'm--thank you.
I feel hydrated today.

I really do.
I appreciate it.

No one's paying attention.

What have you been doing
since I saw you last?

I--so with Austen,
we did our group dates,

and now he sent me a text
saying that we're

gonna have a date tomorrow.
- It really is.

- We'll see.
- I want to see this transpire.

I really do.

[quirky music]

♪

So Kathryn--

Yeah, Chleb and I broke up.

- I'm sorry.
- I mean--

Yeah, that's sad.
That's sad.

But, like,
let's have a good time, right?

Let's manifest
happiness and peace.

- Butterflies.
- Yeah, butterflies and music.

So, guys, my son is so cute.

He's, like, so boyish,
but we'll be at tennis,

and he's, like,
super competitive and stuff,

and then he'll go, "Butterfly."

[laughter]

I'm like, "You're so cute."
- He's so sweet.

The innocence of children
is so refreshing.

Yep, it's like people
teach their kids to be bad.

- It's a cycle.
- Yeah, exactly.

They raise kids
with the same problems,

and unfortunately, our system
works against changing that.

Yep, I agree.
I agree.

Are--do you--are you
just doing this for show?

Like, I don't understand.

You know, the small actions
that she makes

trickle down to her kids.

So, like, in that moment
of, like, anger

that you had with she
who shall not be named,

are you saying,
like, the system

and, like, how we can't
teach our kids that,

like, as someone
who wants to, like,

get to know you better, like,

you don't teach your kids that.
- Yeah.

- Right?
- What?

Teach your kids what?

Like, you don't teach
your kids

that using that emoji to,
like, describe the individual

is appropriate, and I'm asking
that, like, nicely.

Like, I'm not trying to--

You're asking me
if I do that?

You--no, I do not.
- That's refreshing.

Absolutely not.

That's refreshing because,
like, in a moment of anger,

it's easy to, like,
spread that down to your kids,

and, like,
as me wanting to, like,

be able to
get to know you better

and, like, actually have
a relationship,

I just wanted to, like,
make sure that,

like, that's not happening.

Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.

We can cheers to that.

[dramatic music]

Cheers.
- Cheers.

Thanks for having me.
- Thank you for coming.

♪

Coming up...

Kathryn, you know
she didn't--

Shut the [BLEEP] up, Naomie.

No F words please.

♪

[string quartet
playing gracefully]

It's 2:30.

This is beautiful.

I feel like we're waiting
on a bride.

- Well, Madison.
- Pun intended.

I told Venita, I said,
"Yeah, this is our birthday.

Low-key, I think it may be
my bridal luncheon now."

[laughs]

Happy birthday, Venita.

[big band music]

♪

- Oh, there's Pat.
- Is Patricia here?

I don't know.

I just saw a Rolls Royce,
so it must be her.

Oh, my God, Patricia is here.
What the [BLEEP]?

♪

[laughs]
Thanks, Aly.

You're fine.
It looks great.

- Hi.
- Oui, oui.

- Hey, ladies.
- Hey.

Thank you.

Look at all
these gorgeous flow--

- How are you doing?
- I'm good.

- Do you feel good about it?
- I just don't--

I don't know what to think.
I don't know.

[plucky chamber music]

♪

Okay, ladies, we're gonna go
ahead and take a seat.

Okay, let's just kind of,
like, push the crowd

because I am starving.

- Let me give you a little tip.
- Okay.

When you hold your drink,
make sure your ring

is turned around, and you--
like that, yes.

- I'm ready.
- Are you ready?

Yes, of course.
Okay, let's go.

Oh my gosh, wow.

Leva, Kathryn, moi.

[elegant music]

♪

Wait, can everyone
take a second

to open their little gift?
Yes?

- Oh, my God.
- These are absolutely perfect.

- Oh, my God, I love them.
- I do love them.

- Yes.
- Oh, that's perfect.

Just in case you didn't have
garden-themed earrings.

I don't have pierced ears.

I don't have
pierced ears, either.

You don't either?

My mother always said
loose women had pierced ears.

[laughter]

I've been waiting
for a tea sandwich.

Are we supposed
to pass these?

I think you do need to pass
because we don't

have sandwiches on this end.
- I'm gonna take two.

I know that's rude,
but I'm hungry.

[laughs]

Thank you.
This has been beautiful.

You're welcome.

Thank you for coming.

Can you imagine
killing your--

We'll get to know
each other well.

I mean, I already like--
not that I know you,

but I hear about you,
so I think

that we're gonna
hit it off well.

I hope so.

Well, thank you all for
coming to our garden party.

Happy birthday
to the two girliest.

Could you ask
for anything better?

Champagne and cupcakes.
- Seriously.

Remember my motto,
eat, drink, and remarry.

[laughter]

- Here's to that.
- Cheers to that.

- Cheers.
- Whoo!

I love it.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Thank you.
- Yeah.

- And so happy birthday to you.
- Thank you.

Thank you.

And I shall close by saying,
I put forth to all

of you
that from this time forward,

we have no drama
and clean slate.

[upbeat music]

I have never had a clean slate.
- Oh, God.

But I'm starting now.
Here's to whatever.

Here's to Patricia's
first clean slate.

Here's to whatever.
I mean--

Okay, wait, so guys?

Obviously, there are people

who might want
to call clean slate

amongst the table,
but there might be people

who have issues at the table.

So in the spirit of realness--

- Oh, here we go.
- Uh-oh, we have a speech.

Love it.
I'm tuned in.

What's up?

Let's, like, fix it.

♪

Because there's, like,
all these big feelings

that are being swept
under the rug.

Maybe we can address
some of them.

You know, in an environment
where we don't

get heated, let's fix it.

- Well, let's do one and done.
- Yeah.

- You first, you second.
- Oh.

- First up to the plate.
- Is that a challenge, Venita?

No, let's go.

We're supposed
to be adults, like,

actually trying
to have results.

Let's have the conversation
because I like you, too,

but I don't know you.

I would love
that because I want

to be present with you too.
- No, got it.

Can I be present
with you second,

or would you like to go first?
- What do you mean?

Am I--are you my doctor?
I mean, is this an appointment?

No, no, no, no, no.

That's, like,
very condescending.

- It's not.
- It is.

I want to make sure
that I'm, like, chill.

You know she didn't mean--

Shut the [BLEEP] up, Naomie.
You don't--

- Here we go.
- You are not worth my time.

No F words please.

If I did not want
to fix things with you--

I understand you want to.

Get to know you better,
I would not approach you.

- I understand that.
- So--

Okay, so what do you need
to get back to this?

- I don't need sh--.
- Here's the thing.

- Got it.
- Sorry.

[Mia Sable's "It's Easy"]

♪ Bah-bah-doo

♪ Bah-bah-dee

♪ It's easy as the birds

♪ And the bees
and the one, two, threes ♪