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Previously
on "Southern Charm."

Ooh, he kissed me.

As Shep and Taylor
continued to play house...

- I'm not out of shape, right?
- Round is a shape.

- [chuckles]
- Miss you.

Craig made it official
with his girl from New York.

♪ He's got promise

♪ Yeah, he's got some shine

♪

But after news broke
that Craig and I

had a little meetup...

Are you sure about that?

- He told me.
- Oh!

Austen questioned
whether he and Craig

were actually still BFFs.

You're a good liar.
You're ----ing...

- I never lied to you.
- Oh, my God.

♪ He's got scandals
to pass the time ♪

But don't feel
too bad for Mr. Kroll.

He's finally
moved on from Madison,

and has set his
sights on Olivia.

I'm absolutely disgusting.

- Look at me.
- I am.

♪

We're gonna have
a good time tonight.

It's gonna be super good.

And it's a new decade
for Kathryn, which means..

[grumbles]

A calmer...

For sure.

Gentler...

You ----ing
petty little bitch.

Who am I kidding? A leopard
doesn't change her spots.

- You are so not loyal.
- Girl, you tripping.

So Chleb
better watch his back.

♪ It's easy as making
you think that you love me ♪

♪ Mm-hmm

[lively swing music]

♪

Ugh.

I, like, smell like tequila.

♪

I need water.

Here, baby.

I don't want to get up.

[glugs loudly]

[both laugh]

♪

I made coffee,
do you want it?

Yeah, I want a little bit.

Extra sweet. Just like you.

[music fades]

[lively swing music continues]

All right, reverse crunches.

Ugh! Three minutes?

It's called
a finisher for a reason.

[blows raspberry]
Are you timing?

- No, I'm texting, actually.
- [chuckles]

♪

Oh, nice. These are right.

All right.

Hey, Shep, will you take this
garbage out?

What are you doing?

I'm cleaning up.

Craig, you are in big trouble.

[chuckles]

You have chewed
your last toy, little boy.

[growls playfully]

Can you
please tell me what you

and Craig
and Austen were talking about?

So I thought
Craig was going to, like,

put his hat
in his hand and be like,

"You know what,
maybe I have been a little less

than desirable as far
as friendship is concerned."

But we get out
there and he was just like,

deflecting,
deflecting, deflecting.

And then Craig admitted that he
slept with Naomie in Las Vegas.

- He did?
- Yeah, yeah.

- Does Paige know that?
- Yes, he told Paige.

The question is,

someone implied that
it wasn't just Vegas.

It's been kind of a low-key,
ongoing thing.

But I don't know.
- Who said that?

Kathryn.

♪

Prosecco okay?

Sure.

You know what I did last
night that I hate that I did?

I mixed a lot of alcohols.
- Really?

You can't drink
like a vodka-based drink

and then take
a shot of tequila.

Do you actually
think it changes things?

Yes. That's...
like a serial killer.

I always do that.

- [laughs]
- Um..

- I talked to Naomie a lot.
- Yeah?

How was she?
- I mean, it's obviously

not the most comfortable thing.

Like, over the summer,
you guys slept together.

But I'm not in high school,

I'm not going to like,
not acknowledge her.

Like everyone has an ex.

Everyone has
dated people before.

There's nothing
unsettling, like,

in the air.
- Right.

I'd actually find it more
of a red flag

if you two didn't get along.

Because you'd think
that like something was...

Yeah, I'd be like,
why would they care?

Right.

[dramatic music]

[lively swing music]

♪

[line trilling]

Hey, Mama.

- How are you doing?
- Oh, everything's fine.

You want to get
picked up and maybe grab

a drink or something?

Oh, yeah?

Mama--

Mama--

Yeah, but hey, Mama--

Mama, mama, mama.

Mama, you got to let me talk.

You got to let me talk.

All right.

Now I done forgot what
I was going to say.

[laughs]

I'm a mama's boy, and my
mom's a very strong woman.

She worked here
in Mount Pleasant.

$12 an hour, raised two kids,
made it work somehow.

Pretty much taught me
the values of hard work

and like,
that's what kind of drove me

to get
a football scholarship.

As soon as I graduated, I ended
up playing football in Canada.

But I got hurt at
the end of my contract

and kind of retired by 28.

But you know what?

Life takes you
in different directions,

and I'm--I mean,
I'm fine with it.

You know--[laughs]

Me and Kathryn
actually just got into it.

Yeah, kind of stupid.

What happened last night?

You just kind
of just flipped a little bit.

Well...

what triggered me was when
you came over and said, like,

"I think Venita really
wants to talk to you."

I'm excited to be here
celebrating Kathryn's birthday.

It made me
feel like suddenly

you were on her team
and not my team.

I feel like you
don't like a lot of people,

and that's not the way I roll.

Like, I never--I
don't have any problems

with any of my
friends or nothing.

And then when it comes down
to you and your friends,

it feels like you have problems
with, like, most of them.

- I have problems with them?
- Yeah.

Well, like,
your friends--

Or they have problems
with me or we both?

Both,
y'all are both the problem.

So that's now
a problem between you and I?

Because I don't trust everyone?

Because you
bring that stress to me,

and I have
to deal with that stress.

Deal with what stress?

I don't ever
bitch about people.

You always bitch.

You can go
to all my friends right now

and ask,
have I ever created a problem?

Have I ever started a problem?
- Yeah, I know, but when--

And you can go to all your
friends and ask,

"Hey, is Kathryn a problem?

Yes, you are the problem.

Okay, Chleb, walk the [BLEEP]
away from me.

Yeah, I'm gonna
get out of here.

[soft tense music]

Fine.

♪

And that's kind
of where we're at right now.

Oh, all hell broke loose
when we moved in together.

She's Mrs. Petty. [laughs]

Me and Kathryn, at one point,
we did have easy times,

when we
weren't living together.

And like, you know,

I like the way
Kathryn commands a room.

She's a little bad girl, too.

But now,
whatever she says goes.

Even if it's right or wrong.

You know,
it kind of gets to me

because I want her
to work with me.

You know, you don't
got to change completely,

but just show
that you heard me.

Another thing I don't like
is like, she tries to like,

take my time from--from you,
from my family.

She always says,
"No, I should come first."

"If I don't have nothing to do,

then you can go hang out
with them--"

like stuff like that,
you know what I mean?

I know.

Yeah.

My mom knew
Kathryn before I did,

because Kathryn used
to hang out

with my cousin Chelsea
and his ex-girlfriend Jackie.

And they used to all live
on the same block as my mom.

And I feel like
my mom understands Kathryn,

because they're
both single moms.

So Kathryn is like...

I guess, like a daughter
to her, you know?

All I've been trying to do is
just help her out, uplift her,

and I don't think she
really understands that.

I don't know what else to do,
like, I--

All right.

Call her later.

I think she needs a little bit
of time.

I'm glad I called you.
Love you.

[smooching noises]

All right, all right,
all right, all right.

Coming up...

Naomie and Craig.

I'm calling bullshit
on one and done.

[lively swing music]

♪

Come on,
let's go pick an outfit, okay?

♪

That is outfit number one.

This is for outfit number two.

Maxi dresses or mini dresses?

[laughs]

Combined?

I'd say like a smooth...

175.

This can be
outfit number three.

♪

I need shoes.

My mother is the reason
why I am who I am today.

Like she always
dressed up, like,

I don't care if it
was her picking me up

for midnight bowling,
which I used to love to do,

she would wear lipstick
and heels with her pajamas.

So like, I don't go
to the grocery store like this,

but I get kind of close,
you know?

Okay, where is Sarah at?

♪

Venita?

I was literally just
getting ready to call you.

Okay, so the first thing
is for the Aaron campaign.

So we have 40 minutes
to turn everything in.

I fell into, like,
being an influencer, though.

Like I didn't seek
to become an influencer.

We need copy and we
need three story frames.

I initially
went to culinary school.

I tried it in college.

But then on the side,
I started modelling and then

I started putting my
modelling photos on Instagram.

And then brands
assumed that I was

talking about products
and I wasn't.

I was just
showing how cute I was.

And now I get paid to do that.

Is the product
already outside?

- Everything's outside.
- Got it.

- We just need you.
- Okay.

I'm here!

I can make seven figures
in one month

influencing if I
get the right deals.

I mean, it's wild how much
money you can make

as an influencer.

- Done. Okay.
- Last one, last one.

I don't think people
understand the hard work

that goes into the back end
of being an influencer.

I have
everything laid out for you.

You're doing this
dress with these shoes.

Okay.

You're getting jobs,
you're losing jobs.

You're shooting content,
you're being told

that your content's
not good enough

and you have to revise it
in three days.

I don't love this light.

Okay,
where do you want to go?

I'm not making this
sound like a fun job...

[laughing]
But I swear I love it.

She's beauty and she's grace.

Yeah, love that.
- She is Miss United States.

- Damn!
- [laughs]

♪

[line trilling]

- Hello, friend.
- Hello.

I'm good, how are you?

I was just calling because
I'm kind of sitting here with,

um, a call list of target
accounts from Trop Hop.

And of course--

Well, what about, uh...

I mean, a lot happened.

Yeah.

You good?

Yeah, you are.

Yeah.

I mean, Olivia,
she's ----ing adorable.

She's beautiful,
but like, she's so low-key.

She's like...

No, totally, right?

Olivia,
I know through her parents.

They invested in our
restaurant groups,

and they're a hoot.

They're hilarious.
I love them.

How long did you date?

- Two years?
- Three?

- Two and a half.
- Gary pulled the trigger fast.

No, he didn't.
I had to twist his arm.

I moved--
- She left.

She went to D.C.
- She left?

[laughter]

So you're telling me
sh-- or get off the pot.

[laughs]

All right, well,
speaking of romance,

what about Naomie
and Craig in Vegas?

- Yeah.
- I know nothing.

I literally had
the covers pulled over my eyes.

You were there.

Right.

So I run into
Naomie and Craig in Vegas,

both separately,
and I have no idea that

they know that
each other are there.

But then I was like,
okay, let's get lunch,

like all of us.

And Naomie shows up
and she was like...

"Okay, so me and Craig
staggered are coming down."

But Craig was like,
"Craig's upstairs in my room."

I was like, really?
Tell me the details.

Yeah.

I'm calling bullshit on
one and done.

Yeah.

Coming up.

Kathryn said,
you know, I'm extending

an olive branch--
clean slate, blah, blah, blah.

[lively swing music]

♪

[line trilling]

Hey, there.

Hi, Pat, how are you?

I just hope the rain
stops because my friend's about

to come pick up Metul's car
out of the driveway

that's been sitting here
for four months.

[both laugh]

I can't believe I
was going to leave for a boy.

I mean, yeah,
I'm going to use you

as my life bodyguard.

Anyone new that comes into
my life has to go through you.

[laughing] Yes,
I need it, please.

So the reason I'm calling
you is because I was thinking

about having like a little,
you know, fresh start party.

Yes, um...

so I kind of want
to talk to you about this.

Last week was
Kathryn's birthday party.

She heard I was back
in town and she said, you know,

I'm extending an olive branch

and I would love for you
to come--

clean slate, blah blah blah.

Well, let me tell you.

Literally everything.

You ----ing
petty little bitch.

- Oh.
- [mocking] Oh!

[chuckles]

I've tried to establish
a relationship with Kathryn,

and I'm afraid that--and I'm
trying to think of the best way

to put it--
she's led an inelegant life.

I wish her the best.

But there's no
connection there.

Exactly.

[both laugh]

♪

- I love this place.
- Me too.

Hey, guys.
- Hi, how are y'all?

- Can we get a table for four?
- Yeah, of course.

♪

Thank you very much.

Um, well, hey.

- Hi.
- Good to see you.

I know. I know.
Good to see you.

Did you drink
with your roomies tonight?

I did. I had like
a little bit before I came.

I talked to Leva,
and Leva said that you refer

to your parents
as your roommates.

[laughing]
I do.

And I was like,
no, no, no, no, no.

She is her parents' roommate,
that is for sure.

- That's true, that's true.
- That's for sure.

Did you have fun?
They enjoyed hanging out.

Since you're
taking my daughter,

I'm a little concerned
about the skull and bones.

- Okay, yeah.
- On your shoes.

[laughter]

I would have almost
rather just stayed there.

Olivia kind of terrifies me

because there aren't any
red flags.

First off, she's tall.
Thank God.

I can't deal
with the shorties anymore.

First thought, and I
kid you not, was his height.

I was like, "Oof, yes."

She gets my sense of humor.

Don't get excited. And like--

Ooh.
[laughing] Shut up.

He's hilarious.

And we have like
the same sense of humor.

She is wifey material.

I'm not ready
to go down that path.

I'm not
trying to lock it down.

But if someone's not
really serious about

being in a relationship
and settling down,

then onto the next.

And here you are
on date number two with me.

- This a date?
- I don't know, is it?

Yeah.

[upbeat music]

There they are.
- Hey, guys.

- Hi. How are you?
- How's it going?

- How you doing?
- You look cute.

So do you.
[both laugh]

- Hey, guys.
- What's up?

Alrighty, I got these
Sauvignon Blanc.

What are we drinking?

The blushing cowgirl spirit.

Can I have the Fort Sumter
punch with the dark rum butter?

- Yeah, let's do it.
- Bam.

- You want nachos?
- Yeah.

- That sounds good.
- And then hold on.

No wings--
that's bad on a date.

The crab dip.

No, spaghetti
is bad on a date.

Oh, are we crashing
y'all's date?

Wait, y'all are
crashing our date.

I'm so sorry.

It's a foursome.
It's like golf.

That's right. That's right.

Oh, my gosh, here it is.

Thank you.

Yum , this looks so good. Mmm.

Okay, so Naomie texted me.

and was like, "Hey,
I'd love for you to bring over

a bunch of your beer
for my thing on Thursday."

I was like, "Okay, party."
- Right.

I think I should see if
my cousin Marcie, who you know,

definitely should--
would want to come with us.

When you meet Marcie, you
will never forget her, ever.

She makes me
Patricia look ----ing poor.

- What?
- No way.

- Yes, she does.
- What?

No, I know.
I mean, are you kidding?

- You do know.
- It's not that, no.

Her family is...

My family.

[laughter]

She's doing very nice.

Okay,
I got a little down-low.

Me and Leva think that
Craig and Naomie hooked up

when they were back
in Charleston--

- After Vegas.
- And Craig--yes.

Is he trying to lie about it?

1,000%.

He looked at me and Shep,
and he said,

"I hooked
up with her in Vegas.

"I woke up in the morning,
and I realized that she was not

the girl that I fell in love
with and I walked my own way."

How does
that make Paige feel?

Is that just like?
- It's the point.

I haven't told you guys this,
so Taylor and I,

we decided
to come next door at Reds.

So we walk in
and there's Paige and Craig.

And I was like,
"Oh, look, hey, hey."

And he was like, "Hi."

And then they started arguing
at the bar

and I was like, "Taylor,
let's get out of here."

- Him and Paige?
- Yeah.

For like a second.

We don't know about what.
It was over in the corner.

Now, does Naomie
invite Craig to the party?

Yes.
- Yeah, because Paige is gone.

I don't--
I don't--I didn't sense

any tension
between Naomie and Paige.

That's 'cause
Paige knows nothing.

He claims that she did,
remember?

He goes, I told her.
- I told her about Vegas.

But you didn't
tell the whole story.

Is that what you're saying?

I think so.
I don't know. I don't know.

I'm not a journalist,
but I feel like one right now.

I don't want to break up them.

I just don't think that
he's been truthful to her.

And maybe he has.
Maybe he ----ing has.

But if I know ----ing Craig,
which I do

better than he knows himself,

the man is not able to just
hook up with a girl and like,

walk away.
- Right.

Especially Naomie,
who I've always had a hunch

that he's been in love
with her for five years.

♪

Coming up.

You are
with the wrong person.

[quirky dramatic music]

It's good to be back.

[lively swing music]

♪

- Hello.
- Hey.

- How's it going?
- Good. Good to see you.

I know. Good to see you.
Thank you for doing this.

[both smooching]
- Of course.

Thank you, Justin.

This looks great.
- Yeah.

Do you have ice?
Yeah, you do.

Like, they're so hard to do.

You let me know if there's
anything I can do for you.

♪

This will be my first time
over Naomie's mom's house

in probably four years.

I had a lot of memories there.

We got red and white.

What would you like?
- White, please.

This is so pretty.

Cheers.
- Cheers.

- Love you!
- Love you too.

What kind of memories?

We used to have our own,
like, snack tray

that we would
always fill up with like,

any of the snacks
that you can imagine.

[chuckling]
I'm sorry.

I mean, I don't know
if to decide if that's like

cute and adorable, or if I'm
like, what in the [BLEEP] now?

And around this turn,
is where I used to live.

I didn't know
you all lived together.

- Yeah, for two years.
- Okay.

I wanted to give you
kind of a token of the fact

that I want
to be with you forever.

And eventually we
can get married and stuff.

I love it, Craigy.

We were almost engaged.

It all just fell apart.

I had to leave the country
to get over Naomie,

like, this was
the love of my life.

How many years has it been?

- Four.
- Okay.

You know,
I've got a lot of baggage here.

[indistinct chattering]
- Hi!

Squid goes in the fridge.

- Hi, Wilson.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good, how are you?

Good.
I literally just walked in.

Oh, my God, look at you.
Did you get highlights?

- I did, yeah.
- Looks so great.

- Thank you.
- We're in.

I'm going to turn
the pool lights on real quick.

Hi, guys, you're here.

Hi, how are you?
- Good.

Hi.

- Thanks for having me.
- Yeah, thanks for coming.

Let's go outside.

♪

I've been getting a little
bit of background from Craig.

I was like, what are
some moments at the house?

He's like,
we had the snack plate.

That's crazy that
Craig remembers that.

That was super cute.

And like,
I've never heard of that.

Yeah.

- Hey, what's up?
- How are you?

Sorry to interrupt.

- It's fine. You look pretty.
- You too.

Who did you come with?

Um, no, I just rolled solo.

- This is kind of my old house.
- Is it?

This is where we
like spent the first,

like, six months
of our relationship.

Oh, fun.
Is it good being back?

The last time I was here,

it was in the middle
of the night,

and I had a U-Haul
and I was like packing up.

How does it feel now?
Nostalgic or...?

Yeah.

Hello.
Just want to say howdy.

What's been going on?
- Not much.

Heard you had
a date with Austen.

Um, it was a double date.

- Was it fun?
- It was fun.

Yeah. Yeah.
- That's nice.

Sad I wasn't invited.

They pretty much
crashed me and Taylor's date.

We're dating by the way.

- No, really?
- What?

You and I are dating.
'Cause Paige girl's gone!

Paige is in New York,
but she'll be here

in a couple of days.

- Hello.
- Hey, y'all.

How's it going?

- Hi.
- You look so beautiful.

Thank you.

- After you.
- Okay.

Look who's here.

Sup, buddy? How are you?

Are you shaking my hand now?

- Yeah.
- Hey, Nico.

- Let's just keep it formal.
- Long time no see.

It looks beautiful.
- How are you?

I'm good.
Thank you for having us.

This is my
cousin Marcie's husband.

- Hey.
- Nice to meet you.

- Yeah, you too.
- Have you met Marcie?

Yeah, of course.

Venita, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you.
You're so beautiful.

I feel like I know you.

I'm Shep's cousin.

You know,
I live in his old apartment.

Oh, you do?

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
so that's fun.

I still get his mail--
Shep's mail.

He's never going to--I mean,
just forget--throw it away.

- Hello.
- I was just talking about you.

- You were?
- Yeah.

- Little old me?
- Yeah.

What a miracle.

- You guys are vibes right now.
- Great party.

Thank you.

I saw Nico when I walked in,
I was like, "Score!"

Do you see Naomie?

Whitney!

So good to see you.
You look amazing.

- You look great.
- You look so handsome.

- Thank you.
- You look like a robber baron.

I am a robber baron.

Hi. I'm so happy you
guys made it.

This is beautiful up here.

♪

- Hi, lovely, how are you?
- How are you?

- You look lovely.
- Thank you, so do you.

You're so tall.

I was in the middle of, like,
this romantic moment.

You have on my leopard dress,
you old skank.

[laughs] I know.
Do you like this?

I love it.
I have a leopard dress.

It doesn't
look like that on me.

[laughs]

How's it going?
How was the reunion?

[indistinct chatter]

Now, I'm really pregnant.

Oh, well, we always
act like nothing's wrong.

Okay, that's healthy.

Hello.

I want to introduce
my cousin Marcie.

- Hi, I'm Marcie.
- Oh, Marcie, hello!

- Nice to meet you.
- And she's your neighbor too.

- Yeah.
- Why'd you all look alike?

Yeah, we're Hobbs.

So yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's my mom's side, yeah.

My dad, who passed away
when I was five,

he and Shep's mom
are brother and sister,

so we were first cousins.

That's high official WASPs.

Yeah,
the Jupiter Island Club.

The Jupiter Island Club,
I got it.

The Jupiter Island Club
is very, very exclusive.

I can't talk about it. Nope.

You can't just have money.

You have to have
like a legacy to get in.

- Is this your first?
- Yes.

Is it a boy, girl or?

- It's a girl.
- That's wonderful.

Our great, great,
great, great grandfather,

Columbus Cummings,
worked on the railroad

and he sold to Vanderbilt and
built his fortune doing that.

So where's the husband?

He's over there
drinking for two.

Drinking for me, so
he's probably enjoying himself.

John didn't know that I had
money until we signed a prenup.

He moved here from New York.

So now he's not
having to commute anymore,

which is great.

Before I met John,

I was like the party girl,
you know?

I was kind of like
a girl Shep.

And now I have
nice dinner parties.

[chuckling] Instead
of wild "Animal House" parties.

Pregnancy does different
things to different people.

It sure does.

Marcie and I were
the black sheep.

There's no doubt about it.

We were the only ones
out of 14, 15 grandchildren

that--that aren't married
with kids.

Well, up until now.

♪

I am gonna get
some champagne.

Have an oyster with me.
Or have some caviar.

Yeah, I'll have caviar, yeah.

Or oyster, yeah.
I could eat that all day.

Mm, this is funny because
this is where like all started,

like in there.

Um...
- Yeah.

The snack platters.

Yeah, I actually told Pringle
about the snack platters.

I know, he told me.

You know, that was
like almost ten years ago.

No, it wasn't.

Yes, it was eight years ago,
I was 22.

I'm turning 30 this summer.

So I'm rounding up.

♪

You've got
to stop swallowing ice.

You know,
it's like a really big

turnoff for some people, apparently.

- What?
- Chewing ice.

Don't bring that sh--
around me.

You are with the wrong person.

I don't want to hear
his, like, weird sh--.

I love chewing ice.

[chuckles]

You know,
I think that Naomie still

has feelings for me
that she had never dealt with.

She kind of shelved them.

And I think when
she broke up with Metul

and we hooked up again
in Vegas,

I think those feelings,

you know,
were knocked off the shelf.

Do you want to have
your "I told you so" moment?

You can say something
if you like a little bit.

[chuckles]

You were right.
- I know.

That's all I'm going to say.

Well, cheers.

Well, I'm curious,
too, I suppose.

It's good to be back.

[quirky dramatic music]

Coming up.

- But like, listen.
- No, no, no.

Calm down, I don't need--

I don't need,
I don't need that.

First of all,
don't tell me to calm down,

that's first and foremost.

Oh, boy.

Right here, maybe right here.
Wait, you're in it.

Venita, I can't even see
the camera 'cause your hair.

[laughter]

Oh, man,
this is such a treat.

Good Lord.
Let me help you with that.

You ready?

[laughter]

---ing kidding me?

You didn't get it.

Oh, my God,
he still didn't get it.

I was going to say--
I'm going to make you feel

really good because
it made me feel happy.

So when Shep
came over to the house,

he was like gushing about you,
you know?

He turned into
this little puppy dog.

It was so cute.
- Aww.

She's one of my best friends.

And if something funny happens,

I love to turn to her
and laugh about it.

And I was like,
"Have children."

That was right there.

I mean, I'm not on birth
control or anything like that.

Oh. It just takes
one or two times

that you're not careful
and then...

[chuckles]

Exactly.

Put your tongue out.

Don't tell me what to do!

But he's like, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Not yet. Not yet.

Not ready for that.

Yeah.

Marriage and a baby
in the future, you never know.

Yeah I mean,
a baby might hinder my--

our travels a little bit.

Well, you're lucky because
you're a guy, so you don't have

to like, freeze your eggs
or worry about any of that.

Yeah, well,
she doesn't, either.

She's 27.
- Oh, that's right.

I could probably
wait until I'm in my 30s.

You can.

I'm like a lot older than you,

so I didn't have time to wait.

I'm 36.

That makes me feel so good
because everyone in Charleston

makes me feel like like, "Oh,
my God, you're 23, your eggs."

- I know.
- I'm like, they're fine.

We're good.

Come on, Austen.

Stop.
[laughter]

I used to have
the biggest crush on Austen

before I met John.

Like, I don't know
if you ever knew it.

I'm just going
to pretend he didn't

because he never
made a move on it.

Point is, I've always
been wanting him to, like,

meet someone--
and you're adorable,

so I'm like,
all for y'all's relationship.

I just think he's great.
I don't know.

- No, I do as well.
- Yeah.

I feel like
there's a lot of pressure.

Like at the party,
everyone was like,

"You and Austen,
you and Austen."

And so it got me
in my head of thinking,

like, wait,
yeah, what are we doing?

I think y'all
need to have more

time to like
spend--spend time together,

and like,
let it happen organically.

And other
people aren't helping.

Myself included,
being like, "What are y'all?

What are y'all?."
- No, no, no, no, this is fine.

It is good to take it slow.

I think that's
kind of where Austen is.

Yeah,
there's no gun to his head.

Like, figure it out.

I'm a catch.
- Well, you are a catch.

- Yeah, you are.
- Figure it out.

Figure it out, buddy.
Come on.

Get your sh-- together.

Speak of the devil.

Look,
I brought you a Trop Hop.

Thank you.

Why are you guys talking?

I hadn't said hey to her.

We're fine,
just like me and you

were nice to each other.

Okay, I didn't know.
I haven't been told.

He didn't tell me anything.
- Okay, well, I mean--

Ditto.

- This is wild being back here.
- I know. How are you feeling?

You guys--y'all look--

- Y'all look like BFFs.
- Yeah.

Why are y'all talking?

I mean--
- Well, I was being--

she said
sorry about everything.

But Craig, you still love her
and deep down--

I always love all my exes.

I remember you telling me,
you said your biggest mistake

was letting her
drive away in the car.

Okay, I told you that. Stop.

Yeah, you told her everything
that I ever told you.

Anyway...
- [clears throat]

What's going
on with y'all, really?

Because you guys,
y'all seem a little toxic.

We've got some sh-- that
we need to talk about

because it's festering.

But we see each
other and we have fun

and we act like
nothing's happening.

Craig, that's your specialty,
though. It really is.

Your specialty is to meet up

and act like
nothing's the matter.

- What does that mean?
- I mean--

Austen,
if you don't have things that

you want to say sorry
to me about, then that's sad.

Guys, you're
wearing matching shirts,

for God's sakes,
y'all got to get over this.

♪

You need a light beer.

A White Claw, the Trop Hop.

Are you guys
waiting for the ladies room?

We're just relaxing.

Hi, is this
the little girls group?

Yeah, we're
having a little party.

I heard about the big
scene at the other party.

The party started
really nicely and then--

Oh, it turned into
"Jerry Springer" instantly.

You ----ing
petty little bitch.

I mean,
what does she have against you?

I don't know,
I mean, I think she thinks

that I'm, like,
coming for her.

I don't have
a dog in the fight, truly.

But from what I understand,

she said the last time
she spoke to you

was when you were going through
some hard stuff

and then you reacted on Twitter
rather than go to her,

so that's what she was
frustrated about.

I was with her when
she invited you,

and I heard her say
the intention was

to have a peace offering.

And so when you said, like,
I don't even want to be here,

my thought was like,
well, then...

why'd you come?

Yeah, so the reason that
I went is because if you extend

an olive branch, like,
I can be understanding enough

to be like, "Okay,
I'll take that."

Because you can always give
somebody a chance.

But you weren't open to it.

You remember us talking
about it at the party, right?

Kathryn and I do
not have a relationship.

Kathryn's energy drains me
and makes me feel so bad.

And I'm almost
----ing 30 years old.

Like, I don't need to be
around people that

I don't want to be around.

You were saying,
"I don't want to be here.

I don't want to be here."

She's known Kathryn
for a while, she's just--

I'm not even taking sides,
I'm literally--

But you are, you're on
Kathryn's side right now.

You absolutely are.
And also...

Okay, I'm not.
I'm just--I'm asking questions.

- But like, listen--
- No, no, no, no, calm down.

I don't need--I don't need--
I don't need that.

First of all,
don't tell me to calm down,

that's first and foremost.

'Cause out of all people, like,

I didn't even need to be there.

'Cause Kathryn
was being racist.

I didn't need
to be in the room.

But I still was there
because she extended the offer.

Oh, sh--.

Is there any way to pee
without walking in there?

I'm just asking questions.

I was with Kathryn
the day before, she said,

I'm going to offer
this peace offering.

Then I talked to you,
you were like, I don't want

to be here and that--I couldn't
make sense of the whole thing.

So did you go
tell Kathryn that,

and that's why
she screamed at me?

No, no, no, no.
I have not spoke--

What are you trying to do
right now?

♪

Oh, Lord. You know,
I'm dipping out on this.

I'm dipping out.
I'm dipping out.

If you're trying
to have a hard conversation,

you don't walk away
from a hard conversation.

By the way,
I do appreciate everybody--like

the energy being like, "rah!"

[indistinct crosstalk]

Attack dogs behind me
or something.

I was ready.

I was not okay with it.

Coming up.

You guys did not
just sleep together once.

True or false?

[lively swing music]

Yes. Take me with you!

Take me to your leader!

- Lord!
- It's a plane, not a UFO.

[laughter]

I'm worried about Olivia.

I wanted you guys to, like,
get along.

We'll get along.
It'll be fine.

I think we all kind
of got a little riled up

and we kind of just like
came to Naomie's defense,

and I just don't
want Olivia to feel

that she was
attacked in that moment.

Yeah.

You are very flustered.

It was like just that
one conversation that went off.

And here's the bottom line.
I am not taking sides.

- Wait, so what's the side?
- It's Kathryn-Naomie.

Okay, Kathryn and Naomie.

Why did you come?

That was
the only question I asked.

And Lord have mercy.
- That's okay to ask that.

Fire extinguishers went off.

It was like,
"So you're taking her side."

I would take up for anyone
that's not at a party

and being talked about
like this.

I would hope
someone would do that for me

if I wasn't at a party,
and that's

where I was
coming from with it.

But it didn't read well
with Regina George

and the rest of the girls.

I would just--I literally
just asking questions--

I'm gonna interrupt,

'cause I'm going to apologize,
because I'm a big girl.

Okay.

I don't want
you to feel attacked.

I'm sorry.
- Well, that's nice.

I appreciate that.

I get it because like,
it was like three of us

sitting on the couch
being like, "[squeals]"

I'm not here to attack you.
- I appreciate that. Thank you.

We're not here to attack you.

I like to keep
it level grounded.

I don't--me and drama
don't get along, okay?

I'm not about it,
I'm not about it.

What are you
doing in this town then?

Mm, I don't know, baby.
I have no idea.

You good?

- Yeah. That was cool.
- Okay.

Anyway, okay,
so what's going on?

I just wanted
to talk about Craig, like--

I had a conversation
with Austen and he was like,

"Are Naomie
and Craig like, hanging out?

Like, what's their deal?"
And I was like, they did.

I mean, I saw them in Vegas
and like,

I honestly thought you guys
were going to get back together

because you guys were so cute.

You're literally like a mom,
like, you're like--

I am a mom.

But you guys were
really like amorous and like,

sweet and cute.

Austen!

We were just talking about you.

- Were you really?
- Yeah, literally.

Why don't you
come and sit down, Austen?

I was just talking
about the conversation we had,

because I don't like to like,
play telephone.

About what?

Just about
Craig and her and Vegas.

Should I sit in the middle?

Or is that weird?
- No, that's not weird.

Remember,
I was like, I saw them

in Vegas and they
were so cute and like,

they just seemed like they were
getting back together.

I am kind of curious, right?

For, you know,
timeline purposes.

Craig is not able to just,
like, sleep with someone

and then like--you know?

That's what
was shocking to me.

I'm convinced that you
two had like a mini, little,

like, reconnection.

But whether it be
----ing two weeks,

three weeks, a month,
like, that's his style.

Weren't you all
hanging out in Charleston?

Yeah, we hung out a week.

- That's it?
- Yeah.

But you guys did not
just sleep together once.

True or false?

- Twice, that's it.
- Yes, okay.

Craig's a good liar.
- What? Is he lying about it?

He was like,
"One time, never again."

Well, sh--.

I don't know--the way that
he described what had gone on,

it was like--"I was right,

"and she came calling
and then we hung out,

"and yeah,
we slept together.

And it like, wasn't, you know,
like, "Pshh, pshh, you know?"

Just kind of the way
that it was like a throw away.

- It was closure.
- It's a bookend.

I woke up and I was like,
I'm done.

I was like,
I'm not into this anymore.

You're like, yeah,
I went back there

and I'm okay with it.

And I think it's good
for both parties, honestly.

I think it was better for me.

Like, I think if I woke,
like, sleeping--

I felt bad a little bit.

He described you
have some like clingy, like,

you know--"Whatever, he was
trying to get back with me."

I literally
don't believe that

he would
describe me in that way.

[soft dramatic music]

♪

[sighs]

♪

Just saying bye.

Okay, cool.
This is awkward.

I'm going to pee real quick.
- Okay.

We're like, "awkward."

[chuckles]
Okay.

Craig can kiss my ass.

♪

I think I'm going to go too.

♪

Why was that so weird?
I was just saying bye.

Because Austen was trying
to like, prompt me for things.

He's like, Craig swears
like it was only one time

but I was like,
it was twice.

It was twice.
I told him that.

I own that.
Paige knows that.

And then, like, he
tried to hurt me by being like,

"Yeah, well, after like
you and Craig saw each other

"in Vegas, he was like, ugh,
like, she's my ex for a reason.

Like, it wasn't all it was like
chalked up to be or whatever."

- He said that?
- No, you said that.

Babe...

♪

That's a really
mean thing to say.

It was mean, and it
got to me, like, really bad.

I haven't talked
to him about it.

Also, those words would
never come out of my mouth.

When Metul and I broke up,
I was so heartbroken.

And I think
in reaching out to Craig,

I was seeking comfort
in somebody that I trusted

and somebody that
I knew understood me.

But it was just
kind of a fleeting thing.

I mean,
what hurt me so much is

you insinuated that--
that I was your ex for a reason

because it just, like,
wasn't fun and whatever.

♪

We had an amazing experience.

We like--we--we did.
It was great.

I don't have
any regrets about it.

I love you to death
and you know that.

You know I'll always
feel that way about you.

I wish you would
have gotten to like,

know me, like,
who I am today.

You would have
really liked the guy.

- [chuckles]
- You would have.

He's pretty great.

He'd be blown away at how
early I show up to the airport.

I used to think that was like
a personality trait in someone.

That Metul showed up early
to a plane

and I'd be like, "Wow."

Yeah, well, you kind of
judged wrong in all of that.

Yeah, clearly.

♪

On the next episode
of "Southern Charm."

This is going
to be a fun afternoon.

Cornholio.

- No, Craig!
- Craig!

Taylor--
she was late or whatever.

I don't want
to have kids right now.

Dude, you are near me.

Sh-- or get off the pot.

If he can't quite
get there to have a family,

get married, have kids.

We would probably
have to separate ways.

With Olivia,
why don't you just...

I was just trying to, like,
help the situation.

Naomie speaks, like,
five different languages.

She's not a dumbass.

You're like, you know,
pushing me away from you.

Why would I try
to hang out with someone

who keeps throwing
me under the bus?

I haven't been home
in a few days,

and just doesn't feel right.

Do you want to be with me,
Chleb?

I actually came here
today to--to make up with you.

How?
What is it you plan to say?

♪